Conservatives Hold Rome

Its Joseph Ratzinger! Nobody expects the German Inquisition! Takes the name Benedict XVI. First Bush in 2004, now Ratzinger in 2005. There will be much be wailing and weeping from the chattering classes tomorrow. The White House will be pleased.

If Michael Howard were to actually win the general election Guido fears that Harold Pinter would take his own life.

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