Diary Clash

No, this is not about the Guardian again, its the funeral of the Pope on Friday. Something rather more important than Charles and Camilla’s union of adulterers planned for that day. Since everybody who is anybody will be in Rome, the ill-fated couple might as well elope…

UPDATE: Guido thinks it splendid to see a protestant monarch-to-be kneel before the majesty of the universal church and postpone his wedding.




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