The Telegraph calls it Lib Dem Utopia, but its more like a wish list without a price tag. I love the Lib Dems, crazy policies, but with an unbreakable hold on the more wooly-minded voters.
Boris Johnson was shown a trophy monkey head as he toured a room of illegally-poached animals seized by Scotland Yard. He said:
“What’s this poor chap here? Faint air of a … Labour backbencher.”