Christie Endorses Trump

Like Chris says, Trump is tearing up the playbook. Can Trump stop Hilary?

Make America Great!

Trump: “I’m Not Into Anal”

Buzzfeed US have unearthed this old clip of Donald Trump ‘doing a Kanye‘ on the Howard Stern Show. Will the other presidential candidates also declare their interests?

Ted Cruz Rap Ad “Damn It Feels Good To Be A Clinton”

Don’tcha just love American attack ads…

Trump and Sanders Win New Hampshire

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Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders have won the New Hampshire primaries, with Trump taking 35% of the vote and Sanders 60%. Trump used his victory speech to first congratulate Sanders on his win before telling the audience “he wants to give away our country, folks! He wants to give it away. We’re not going to let it happen!”. All eyes on South Carolina and Nevada…

Cruz Trumps The Donald In Iowa

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The results of the Iowa caucus are in and Donald Trump has finished second place, securing only 24% of the vote compared to Texas Senator Ted Cruz’s 28%. Perhaps more worryingly for the Donald he was almost knocked into third place by Marco Rubio who went home with 23% of the vote. There’ll be tears at Trump Towers this morning…
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The outcome of the Democratic race remains unclear, with Hilary Clinton declaring herself winner despite opponent Bernie Sanders claiming a tie. Votes are still being counted and the race was too close to call at midnight local time. Updates to follow…

UPDATE: Hillary wins by 0.5 points.

Cockney Donald Trump

Comedian Peter Serafinowicz on what Donald Trump would sound like if he was born in Newham instead of New York. ‘Ave a butchers…

Biden Back in the Race?

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Biden his time? How Joe is back in the race for the Democratic nomination (but Paddy Power could get tanked by Trump).

Paddy Power politics trader Stephanie Anderson reveals the state of the latest betting and says that Donald Trump is now the worst result in the book for Paddy Power…

Read more on the Paddy Power Blog.

Tina Fey Endorses Trump

Inevitably Saturday Night Live had Tina Fey reprise her Sarah Palin…

Palin: “Are You Ready to Make America Great Again?”

“I want you to try to picture this, it’s a nice thing to picture. Exactly one year from tomorrow, former President Barack Obama. He packs up the teleprompters and the selfie-sticks, and the Greek columns, and all that hopey, changey stuff and he heads on back to Chicago, where I’m sure he can find some community there to organize again.

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Trump Debate Live

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Donald Trump’s First TV Advert

In which Trump reaffirms his “temporary shut-down of Muslims entering the United States” and vows to “cut the head off ISIS and take their oil”. Understated as ever.[…]

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Trump: Salmond a “Totally Irrelevant Has-Been”

This morning Alex Salmond described Donald Trump as a “three time loser” and blasted his attempt to stop an offshore wind turbine from being built off his golf course in Aberdeen. Trump has hit back in spectacular fashion:

“Does anyone care what this man thinks?

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Darth Trump

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Trump’s Hair: Toupee or Not Toupee?

The Donald has put decades of rumours to rest by inviting a woman to tug on his infamous head covering. We shall overcomb…[…]

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Hillary’s Chief Strategist Lined Up for Labour – So Long As Led By ABC

Multiple sources say top Obama pollster Joel Benenson, now working on the Hillary Clinton campaign, is lined up to work for the Labour Party – in particular on the London mayoral campaign. Benenson, who runs a consulting firm which advises Democrat politicians, was a senior adviser to the Obama campaigns in 2008 and 2012 and is now the chief strategist for Hillary’s presidential run.[…]

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