New UKIP Poster Mocks Dave’s Debt

This new poster from UKIP will be going around Westminster on a truck today.

let-me-do-it-again

Remind you of anything?

Farage on His Health: “I’ve Never Been Well”

Nigel Farage dispelled rumours about his health as he launched his new book ‘Purple Revolution‘ last night. Introduced by Cameron biographer Isabel Oakeshott, he told the audience:

“The gossip is that I’m not well. If you read the book you’ll understand that I’ve never been well… I’ve no doubt my health will have failed by [2020] according to all the experts, but I’ve seen my doctor and I’m told 40 a day is pretty reasonable.”

The only person giving this rumour legs is Farage…

Red on Red: Shouty Crackers Karl Turner Email Rage

Labour big mouth Karl Turner emails veteran Labour MP Austin Mitchell:

“You’re a joke Austin. It’s very sad to see it but it’s becoming increasingly apparent. You think it clever to attack us. It’s not clever and you’ve had plenty out of the Party. Stop attacking us. I am reluctant to pull you up publicly because you love the attention so very much. If you can’t say anything supportive just keep your opinion to yourself. We need to retain Grimsby. You’ve done little to help with that. And I doubt you’ve ever had a kitchen in Grimsby. Mili has one in Donny and mines massive in East Hull. Thanks.”

Austin Mitchell promptly published the email

Tories Try to Derail Farage in Thanet

A handy coincidence for the Tory campaign to stop Nigel Farage in Thanet that the government is to announce £12 million of extra funding for HS1 services to the heart of the constituency today. Whether or not they will be painted in traditional colours has yet to be confirmed. UKIP are off on one:

Tory sources insist the wheels were set in motion months ago and the plans are simply on track: “These things don’t happen overnight”. But what was their real loco-motive?

Tory Case Against Reckless Thrown Out

Before Christmas the Tories took Mark Reckless to court in a sour grapes attempt to claw back thousands of pounds spent on campaign literature before he defected to UKIP. Today, the judge has thrown the case out. A doubly expensive defeat…

UPDATE:

UKIP Spoof Tories’ Salmond Poster

After the Tories’ poster showing Miliband in Salmond’s pocket, UKIP release their own version…

New UKIP Video Teases Dan Hodges

 

New figures show 187,370 Romanians and Bulgarians were given National Insurance numbers last year, a rise of 576%. This video from UKIP today gently reminds one commentator of his prediction to the contrary… 

Farage Denies He Is “Messiah”

UKIP Candidate’s Song For David Cameron

Mandy Boylett, UKIP PPC for Stockton North, has a musical message for the Prime Minister. It’s her very own version of Chiquita by Abba…[…]

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Yet Another Mainstream Media UKIP Smear

“UKIP candidate gets date of General Election wrong on campaign poster” claimed the Telegraph this morning, publishing a leaflet from soon to be red-faced candidate John Tennant, who had embarrassingly told voters to turn out on May 6 instead […]

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Gobby Gets Gobbied

Michael Crick chases UKIP’s comms chief Paul “Gobby” Lambert down the road in Margate: “Are you going to resign, Mr Lambert?”[…]

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Meanwhile, in Margate…

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Labour candidate Clive Lewis tells the Staggers:

“I mean, in the multiverse there’s still three universes in a hundred where there’s a Green MP in Norwich, so anything could happen. I could be caught with my pants down behind a goat with Ed Miliband at the other end – well, hopefully that won’t happen.”

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