Hot weather and recess saw a mere 87,952 visitors make 251,060 visits to view 380,506 pages last week. The top stories in order of popularity were:

• Chris Grayling Squirms Over Ann Summers
• Mehdi’s Massive Promotion
• Islanders’ Desperate Plea to Gove After Academy Stitch Up
• Paxo on Piers
• Sinister Olympic Spin II
• Huhne’s Bi-Sexual Lover Loses Court Case
• Leaky Watson

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Last week some 110,516 visitors made 323,955 visits to view 503,294 pages. The top stories in order of popularity were:

• That Hunt Email in Full
• Today’s Blooper
• PM in Secret Meeting With Anti-Gay Marriage Campaigner
• Exclusive: Prime Minister’s Spokesman Steve Field Quitting
• Friday Caption Contest (LOL Edition)
• Shome Mishtake, Shurely?
• Gove, Gays and God

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Last week some 113,046 visitors made 329,322 visits to view 524,539 pages. The top stories in order of popularity were:

• Jeremy Clarkson on Tom Watson
• Oxford Union’s Rack Torture
• Gove Goes For the Old Boys in the Media
• News You Can Trust?
• New Statesman Declining into Irrelevance
• Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
• Boris Accepts, Ken Regrets

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Last week some 104,615 visitors made 307,581 visits to view 492,912 pages. The top stories in order of popularity were:

• Boris!
• Watson Dodges Questions on Committee Leak
• Police Coming for Mensch Trolls
• Flandering About Yesterday
• Time to Bring Farage Home
• Labour Lost London the Day they Chose Ken 
• Ben Bradshaw’s Campaign Coordinator Defects From Labour
  Yet More Young Conservative UKIP Jumpers

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Last week some 86,307 visitors made 302,535 visits to view 489,364 pages. The top stories in order of popularity were:

• Leaked: Diane Abbott’s Question Time Preparation Notes
• Dorries Should Defect
• The Full Hunt Emails
• James Murdoch Skewers Hunt
• Speaker in Gay Harassment Scandal
• Murdoch Calls Brown “Unbalanced”
• Margaret Moran’s £80,000 Sick Note

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Despite the news that the UK is officially back in recession, the slump in GDP and year on year surge in this month’s Public Sector Borrowing figures have been padded by a fall in inflation and an 35,000 drop in unemployment. Due to this, we are slightly less unhappy this month. The figure is almost identical to this time last year…

N.B. Stats bods can check Guido’s adding up here

Last week saw 100,187 visitors making 291,943 visits to view 453,319 pages. The top stories in order of popularity were:

• Michael Gove and the Child’s Balloon
• Irish Taxpayer Sacrificed to Prop Up Eurozone Banks
• Exclusive: Paddick Did Not Disclose £387,239 Met Pay-Off
• ‘Ello ‘Ello ‘Ello, Paddick Hides Evidence of Tax-Free Lump-Sum
• Did An Accountant Really Sign Off Ken’s Tax Declaration?
• Maid Mary Ann
• The UKIP Surge is Not a “Shock”

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Last week saw 105,841 visitors making 274,331 visits to view 420,897 pages. The top stories in order of popularity were:

• Motorman: Britain’s Biggest Establishment Cover-Up 
• Tory/UKIP Defection Runners and Riders
• Post-€uro Preparations for Irish Punt
• Labour Backlash at Harman/Watson By-Election Stich-Up
• Ken’s Tears Were For Actors
• Neutral Audience Savages Ken on Tax
• “Campaign Coordinator” Tom Watson Drops Another Clanger

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Easter recess saw traffic down some 20% last week with a mere 84,837 visitors making 259,795 visits to view 411,370 pages. The top stories in order of popularity were:

• Ken is the 14.5%
  Former Climate Change Adviser Knocked Up Partial Figures
• Boris to Ken: “You’re a F***ing Liar!”
• Team Ken Send Out Tax Lines to Tweet Script
• Postcard to Iain McNicol From the Office
• Friday Caption Contest (Drag On the Ticket Edition)
• BBC Denies the Science
• Ken Releases Partial Figures
  Earned £238,646 and Paid £34,661 in Tax at 14.5%

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Ken has released information on the income that he decided to pay tax on, while simply choosing to ignore the rest. When Silveta Ltd’s numbers from all of his media earnings are included, the true picture of his company wheeze becomes clear. If the Silveta Ltd had actually done anything Ken might have had a leg to stand on, but it did nothing in that time bar employ his wife to write a book. He’s a tax avoider…