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Marina Hyde on why UK tax is so untaxing

“The Hong Kong tax code, widely held by tax lawyers to be the most admirably efficient in the world, is 276 pages long. The British tax code, rapidly beginning to look like the most disingenuous in the world, is currently in excess of 17,000 pages.  It has more than trebled in size since 1997.”

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Dominique Strauss-Khan at his sex party pimping trial:

“The prosecution gives the impression of unbridled activity. There were only 12 parties in total – that is four per year over three years”.

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Lord Ashcroft asks his focus group which drink each party leader would be:

“Ed Miliband: Creme de menthe. The sort of drink nobody would order.”

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Labour donor Assem Allam:

“I create wealth, exports and jobs. What’s wrong with that? Labour is promoting socialism – and they’re in danger of promoting communism.”

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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”

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IMF chief Christine Lagarde says Saudi King Abdullah was strong advocate of women “in a very discreet way”.

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Kelvin Mackenzie on Page 3:

“After 4 decades in the window the baps had gone slightly stale”

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James Blunt tells Chris Bryant:

“To help people at the bottom of the tree join those near the top, give them a ladder, not a bow and arrow.”

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Fraser Nelson on Sky:

“Capitalism is a funny name which lefties give to basic freedom.”[…]

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David Cameron asked about TV debates by Tom Bradby: “are you saying you are not going to go in as it stands unless at least the Greens are in?”

PM: “Correct.”[…]

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Stéphane “Charb” Charbonnier, the late editor of Charlie Hebdo:

“I’d rather die standing than live on my knees”[…]

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The FT profile a known party animal:

“One former ally recalls being served glasses with minuscule quantities of wine from a half-empty bottle at the Miliband home: “It was like receiving communion,” he says. On the few occasions Mr […]

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“I spent less, I won the most. Isn’t that what you want from your President for a little time?”

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