PMQs LIVE:  Who is Asking the Questions Today

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Oral Questions to the Prime Minister

Q1 Siobhain McDonagh (Mitcham and Morden)

Q2 Mark Reckless (Rochester and Strood) 

Q3 Mrs Mary Glindon (North Tyneside) 

Q4 Andrew Gwynne (Denton and Reddish) 

Q5 Angela Smith (Penistone and Stocksbridge) 

Q6 Charlie Elphicke (Dover) 

Q7 Toby Perkins (Chesterfield)

Q8 Ms Diane Abbott (Hackney North and Stoke Newington) 

Q9 Mr David Winnick (Walsall North)

Q10 Stephen Timms (East Ham) 

Q11 Pamela Nash (Airdrie and Shotts)

Q12 Glyn Davies (Montgomeryshire) 

Q13 Gemma Doyle (West Dunbartonshire) 

Q14 Sir Bob Russell (Colchester) 

Q15 Mr David Ward (Bradford East) 

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PMQs SKETCH: Cameron ‘Frit’ of Farage, Not Miliband

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Eye witnesses in the press gallery had PMQs as a Miliband walkover, but television – reality, that is – told a different story.

You can tile up a number of screens on top of BBC Parliament and watch – say – lesbian spanking porn while listening to Ed’s voice and you can try turning over the words “Prime Minister Miliband”.

And it’s true – he has an engaging private voice. It’s got texture. It’s got a second, lower register. He can easily, gently, get down there. “Down there where the money is,” as Bing Crosby, the crooning seducer, had it.

And when he uses this voice, as he did, to talk about the Paris massacres… To put it as strongly as possible: I don’t deny it’s not impossible to think of Miliband as a prime minister.

But before the lesbian delinquents had been properly corrected, Ed had finished with Islamic maniacs threatening our civilization and started in on the TV debates.

Face flying, finger working, eyes darting to and from his script, mouth ballooning, and the voice wailing up into the altosphere.

Prime Minister Miliband. Suddenly it’s like Unsinkable Ship. Something that’s impossible, and if it does happen, sinks.

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PMQs LIVE: Who is Asking the Questions Today

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Oral Questions to the Prime Minister

Q1 Gregg McClymont (Cumbernauld, Kilsyth and Kirkintilloch East)

Q2 Dr Alan Whitehead (Southampton, Test)

Q3 Michael Fabricant (Lichfield)

Q4 Stephen Metcalfe (South Basildon and East Thurrock)

Q5 Nic Dakin (SHunthorpe)

Q6 Mr John Whittingdale (Maldon)

Q7 Meg Hillier (Hackney South and Shoreditch)

Q8 James Morris (Halesowen and Rowley Regis)

Q9 Toby Perkins (Chesterfield)

Q10 Mr Gregory Campbell (East Londonderry)

Q11 John Cryer (Leyton and Wanstead)

Q12 Mr Adrian Sanders (Torbay)

Q13 Robert Halfon (Harlow)

Q14 David Rutley (Macclesfield)

Q15 Iain Stewart (Milton Keynes South)

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PMQs SKETCH: Holy Warrior of the NHS

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If the NHS is Labour’s religion, the immanent, unknowable reality that nurtures its people, Ed Miliband is its holy warrior. It’s an old-fashioned, unreformed religion based on medieval inspiration and badly in need of a reformation but it still has a mystical grip on the people.

It is a bit of a sect, and its jumping jihadist is described – even by his supporters – as something of a cult, but the current crusade is to honour the teachings of the donkey-jacketed prophet Michael Foot.

Like any jihadist, he doesn’t quite match up to the inspiration.

As an ideological warrior, he’s driven by power rather than holiness. He’ll do any damage to his beliefs, as long as it damages his enemies more. He talks in such sectarian language there’s no conversation possible. He’s totalitarian in his edicts. He surrounds himself with a palace guard or he’d be torn to pieces by the wider following. And he lacks a beard. No beard! With teeth like his you need a beard.

The transcendental nitwit stood up at the despatch box and accused the Tories of manifold wickedness. They must have been blind. Are they still blind? Maybe that can be arranged. Branded and blinded for their filthy blasphemies against the holy of holies.

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PMQs LIVE: Who is Asking the Questions Today

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Oral Questions to the Prime Minister

Q1 Martin Horwood (Cheltenham)

Q2 Mr Lee Scott (Ilford North)

Q3 Mr Jamie Reed (Copeland)

Q4 John Robertson (Glasgow North West)

Q5 Anas Sarwar (Glasgow Central)

QHenry Smith (Crawley)

Q7 Mr Virendra Sharma (Ealing, Southall)

Q8 Martin Vickers (Cleethorpes)

Q9 Chi Onwurah (Newcastle upon Tyne Central)

Q10 David Rutley (Macclesfield)

Q11 Julian Smith (Skipton and Ripon)

Q12 Lisa Nandy (Wigan)

Q13 Mr Andrew Turner (Isle of Wight)

Q14 Heidi Alexander (Lewisham East)

Q15 Mr Khalid Mahmood (Birmingham, Perry Barr)

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PMQs LIVE: Who Is Asking the Questions Today

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Oral Questions to the Prime Minister

Q1 Oliver Colvile (Plymouth, Sutton and Devonport)

Q2 Richard Drax (South Dorset)

Q3 Neil Carmichael (Stroud) 

Q4 Mark Garnier (Wyre Forest) 

Q5 Mr Nicholas Brown (Newcastle upon Tyne East) 

Q6 Richard Fuller (Bedford) 

Q7 Stephen Metcalfe (South Basildon and East Thurrock) 

Q8 Mr David Burrowes (Enfield, Southgate) 

Q9 Sir Tony Baldry (Banbury) 

Q10 Mr Douglas Carswell (Clacton) 

Q11 Michael Connarty (Linlithgow and East Falkirk) 

Q12 John Glen (Salisbury) 

Q13 Sheila Gilmore (Edinburgh East) 

Q14 Andrew Bingham (High Peak) 

Q15 Liz McInnes (Heywood and Middleton)

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WATCH: Ben Bradshaw’s Below the Belt Pickles “Size” Jibe

Bit rich for Bradshaw to have a go at smokers too. Remember he likes to share his sister’s rollies

DPMQs LIVE: See Who Is Asking the Questions to Clegg Today

Q1 Jonathan Reynolds (Stalybridge and Hyde)

Q2 Stephen Hammond (Wimbledon)

Q3 Charlie Elphicke (Dover) 

Q4 Gordon Banks (Ochil and South Perthshire) 

Q5 Kevin Barron (Rother Valley) 

Q6 Andrew Gwynne (Denton and Reddish) 

Q7 Mr Stewart Jackson (Peterborough) 

Q8 Mr Mark Spencer (Sherwood) 

Q9 Toby Perkins (Chesterfield) 

Q10 Robert Jenrick (Newark) 

Q11 Gregg McClymont (Cumbernauld, Kilsyth and Kirkintilloch East) 

Q12 Dr Julian Lewis (New Forest East)

Q13 Mr Ben Bradshaw (Exeter)

Q14 Mr Graham Allen (Nottingham North)

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Maguire Dave Dig Backfires

Perhaps Kev should have checked PA before his rant:

David Cameron is in Poland to

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PMQs SKETCH: Maso-sadism

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Our prime minister introduced this thrilling concept into PMQs just now, an entirely new sub-genre of the mainstream practice. What an exquisitely-tuned sensibility Eton produces in these matters.

He had been mocking Ed Balls, quoting his plan to be “tough […]

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WATCH: Dave’s PMQs Sadomasochism Slip

The Prime Minister whipped up a storm in the House when he fluffed this attack line on Ed Balls. Poor George…

UPDATE:

Freudian slip?[…]

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PMQs LIVE: Who is Asking the Questions Today

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Oral Questions to the Prime Minister

Q1 Robert Flello (Stoke-on-Trent South)

Q2 Julian Sturdy (York Outer)

Q3 John Glen (Salisbury)

Q4 Graham Jones (Hyndburn) 

Q5 Rushanara Ali (Bethnal Green and Bow) 

Q6 Mrs Mary Glindon (North Tyneside)

Q7 Stephen Timms

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