Thursday, May 22, 2014

WATCH: Nick Herbert Says “F**kwit” on Daily Politics

Rule number one if you are an MP appearing on the telly: don’t drop the F-bomb. That’s what Nick Herbert did on the Daily Politics just now:

Poor JoCo!

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Shapps Doesn’t Know the Name of Swindon Tory Leader

Julia Hartley-Brewer asking the only question that matters on LBC:

At least he was honest about it…

VIDEO: Ed’s Battle of the Bacon Butty

His aides did their best to divert the camera crew, but their attempts to save their leader were in vain…

Via Sky News.

Jim Grant Speaks
Miliband Apologises to Swindon Labour Leader

We all know who Jim Grant is now. The Swindon Labour leader who Ed Miliband forgot the name of during his train wreck radio interview yesterday has accepted an apology:

“I have spoken to Ed this morning. He apologised for the obvious lack of briefing that he had. But these things happen.”

Just more often to Ed than anyone else…

WATCH: Paxman v Silvio

Since Paxman announced he’s on the way out, he’s seems to have got that old spark back.

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Winston “Croydon is a Dump” McKenzie for Croydon Council

UKIP’s Croydon carnival this afternoon drew in the Lobby (after lunch), sketch writers, Michael Crick, steel drummers and assorted protesters. First the steel drummers stopped playing because they said they didn’t know it was a UKIP event. Then Nigel Farage decided not to come, citing “security reasons”. Finally, Winston McKenzie, UKIP spokesman and candidate for Croydon council, ended the day by sharing with the crowd his conclusion that Croydon is “unsafe and a dump”. Poor old Winston is getting a hard time from fairweather, disloyal splitters, so Guido thought he would give his old campaign video a plug:

If that isn’t enough to win your vote…

Ed Miliband: Careless Whisper

Another GuyNews musical special for you. Here is Ed Miliband, to the tune of Careless Whisper:

“I feel so unsure…”

Mili-onaire Ed’s Cost of Living Crisis

In touch Ed claimed that his family of four spent “probably £70, £80 a week on groceries a week, probably more than that” when ambushed with the perfectly reasonable question on ITV’s Good Morning Britain:

EM: We probably spend, er, you know, 70, 80 pounds per week on groceries at least, probably more than that. The point is that different families will have different costs they face. What I am clear about is that there is a crisis facing so many people.

ITV: The average weekly bill for a family of four is more than £100. So you are going to spending significantly more than £70/80. People would say that one of the problems with politicians is that they are actually talking about something but out of touch with the reality, and the reality is much higher than you’ve just quoted.

EM: Sure. 

A conservative estimate puts the mili-onaire Miliband’s joint income at around £400,000 per year, meaning they are bringing in at least £7,500 per week. The idea that they spend just 1% of this on groceries is ridiculous. Once again Ed’s mask slips on the ‘light and easy’ breakfast shows. He doesn’t know what he’s talking about. 

Monday, May 19, 2014

Diane “White People” Abbott’s Farage Race Row Hypocrisy

Diane Abbott has been on Channel 4 News this evening to say that Nigel Farage’s remarks on Romanians were racist:

“There’s no question that his comments about not wanting Romanians next door are racist. It’s a very chilling and classically racist line.”

Can anyone think of another politician who has generalised about an entire race and been condemned, then forced to apologise for making racist comments?

Maybe she was tired…

Vid via @liarpoliticians.

10 Establishment Loonies Not Mentioned By Mainstream Media

Guido has said before that the mainstream media has consistently failed to give equal prominence to stories about the establishment parties’ loony members compared to those in UKIP. Here is a helpful round-up of Tory, Labour and LibDem nutters who didn’t make the news from, er, the BBC’s Daily Politics:

And let’s not forget the LibDems:

They’ve got a point…


Seen Elsewhere

Tories Attack Labour on Tax | Mark Wallace
UKIP No Flash In Pan | Matthew Goodwin
12 Signs It’s Time to Get Out of Gaza | Slate
Mars Lawyers Slam Plain Packaging | CityAM
HealthCare.gov Construction Cost $840 Million | Wall Street Journal
Why Do Feminists Oppose Stay-at-Home Mothers? | Laura Perrins
Chris Cook’s “Excellent Journalism” | Iain Dale
The Deficit Hasn’t Gone Away | Tim Montgomerie
Doctors Against Burnham | Mail
Privatisation is Good for the NHS | John McTernan
Keep Juncker’s Hands Off the City | Allister Heath


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Knifed former civil service chief Bob Kerslake on his recent troubles:

“Many thks for kind wishes following back opn. Incision measured 16cm. A pretty big knife in the back! Photos on request.”



TJ says:

And i’ve noticed that 100% of Guido Fawkes staff are men. Looks like Guido has a woman problem. Or is it an hypocrisy problem?


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