Flashback: Osborne on How to Avoid Tax

 

Tony Hart died for the second time today and this clip of Osborne from 2003 looks to be making a similar social media resurrection.

“The one piece of advice I would give… is there are some pretty clever financial products which enable you to in effect pass on your home, or the value of your home, to your son or daughter… I probably shouldn’t be advocating this on television.”

Also known as ‘Doing a Miliband’…

Via @SophyRidgeSky / @liarpoliticians

Miliband Speech: Red Alert!

The big red warning lights were flashing as Miliband laid out Labour’s plan for the economy this lunchtime…

Owen Jones Distances Himself From Guardian

 

Challenged by Toby Young on the Daily Politics, Owen Jones swerved the question of the Guardian attacking offshore tax shelters whilst sheltering half-a-billion of its assets in the Caymans:

“I am not responsible for my employer’s tax affairs.”

While writing in today’s paper that “while the poor’s smallest misdemeanours are punished, the rich are able to draft the loopholes they then use to avoid tax”…

Miliband Begs Labour Loons to Behave on Camera

Excruciatingly, before today’s Q&A, Ed Miliband was forced to plead with his audience:

“I want you, ladies and gentlemen, to be very nice to the media. Sometimes they ask some not very nice questions but we have to be absolutely nice to them.”

How did that go?

Not even his activists are listening to him…

Harman Van Crash: “I Don’t Think We Overthought” Colour

Understatement of the day…

WATCH: Black and White and Blue All Over

GUY NEWS SPECIAL: Sexy Ed Miliband

Ed’s been really tryin’, baby, tryin’ to hold back these feelings for so long:

“Let’s get it on, and I’ll get two weeks extra paternity leave…”

Footage from ITV’s This Morning.

WATCH: Chuckle Brothers Condemn Miliband Comparison

After a disgruntled Labour aide branded Ed Miliband a “hapless Chuckle Brother”, Paul and Barry Chuckle went on the Daily Politics to defend themselves against the cruel and unfair comparison:

“Obviously he wouldn’t like to be called a Chuckle Brother… I wouldn’t like to be called an Ed Miliband.”

“Oh dear, oh dear…”

WATCH: Miliband’s Muslim Prayer Mat Revealed on Daily Politics

Martin Winter, the ex-Labour mayor of Doncaster, brought Ed Miliband’s infamous Muslim prayer mat with him on the Daily Politics today:

“This man set fire to my office, right, well, after he’d set fire to my office he bought a

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Balls’ Backer ‘Bill’ Bungled Businesses Before

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Ed’s Teenage Wild Child Years

Fresh from wowing everyone with his CV, Ed was asked about his teenage night-time exploits in his first selfie-stick interview*:

Sky: What were you like when you were 18? What were your interests? What were you up to?

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WATCH: Netanyahu “The Bibi-Sitter” Campaign Advert

Benjamin Netanyahu has released this memorable campaign advert featuring himself as “the Bibi-sitter”:

Who else would you want to protect the children of Israel?[…]



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