This week’s Guy News is just being wrapped up – listen out for the funky new original theme tune.

Since Newsnight have taken off-line last night’s ding-dong between Guido and Tim Yeo, the pink lap-top expensing green profiteer, we’ll bring you the highlights ourselves. Guy News will also be looking at the less than smooth presentation of Tory policies and focusing on the biggest liar in politics this week.
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This week’s Guy News exclusively reveals who is to be the new chairman of the Lobby.
Guido sent Emily Nomates undercover in a Burqa to see UKIP leader Lord Pearson. No really, he thought he was being interviewed by Al Ja Guido. Tory Bear went to Brent to doorstep Sarah Teather at her rent-free (to the LibDems) constituency office paid for out of expenses.
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BBC Bias Investigation Collars Basil Brush – The Sun
Drug Cartels Say “Ban Mephedrone!” – ASI Blog
Boot-Boy Tebbit Chases the Dragon – Telegraph
Can Gordon Brown Handle the Real World, Honestly? – Times
Labour’s Brave New Strategy - Dizzy
Mephedrone: Dealing with the Facts – ASI blog


Nick Clegg said…
“Charlie Whelan and Lord Ashcroft are exactly the same. One is the baron of the trade unions, and the other one is the baron of Belize. Both are bankrolling political parties, both are trying to buy seats.”

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