WATCH: UKIP Sleaze Introduces Star Woman’s Equality Speech

An eventful first day in the job for Gobby, who only had to deal with a sex scandal and the resignation of a top party figure. The aptly-named Roger Bird, UKIP’s general secretary, is out after a star female candidate accused him of sexual harassment. In a tactic known as ‘doing a Rennard’, Bird allegedly told Natasha Bolter he would help her become a candidate in return for sexual favours. The video above shows a very enthusiastic Bird introducing Bolter’s September conference speech on how women have a great time in UKIP:

“UKIP is a fair party, respecting all nationalities and genders. We are an equal party. We have women at centre stage, just look how many MEPs we have. The women in UKIP have flourished equally alongside our male counterparts. We are seen for our intelligence and aptitude. We are seen for our hard graft. We are respected for our contribution. I want to be a candidate for UKIP and I want to campaign to win but I want to be selected on merit.”

Which was somewhat foreshadowing. Looks like Roger messed with the wrong bird…

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WATCH: Peter Cook’s Jeremy Thorpe Acquittal Sketch

The night Jeremy Thorpe was acquitted of conspiracy to murder his alleged male lover in 1979, satirist Peter Cook delivered this sketch of Mr Justice Cantley’s summing up at the Secret Policeman’s Ball. Almost as if he thought there was an establishment cover up…

Speaker Ejects 18 MPs From Parliament

Down Under, Aussie Speaker Bronwyn Bishop boots out 18 members from a debate for disorderly conduct, a record since Federation. Come back John Bercow, all is forgiven…

Osborne’s Kwasi NHS Spending Pledge

Kwasi Kwarteng isn’t backing down from his comments splashed in the Indy that NHS spending will have to be cut to clear the deficit:

“My general point was that if you’re going to have a serious debate about deficit reduction, everything has to be on the table. Now I’m not saying we’re going to cut the NHS, what I am saying is that there’s a serious deficit problem and you have to start thinking quite radical things if you are serious about dealing with the deficit. The alternative is to keep borrowing money indefinitely.”

Osborne has just announced £3 billion worth of extra cash for the NHS…

WATCH: Dave’s PMQs Sadomasochism Slip

The Prime Minister whipped up a storm in the House when he fluffed this attack line on Ed Balls. Poor George…

UPDATE:

Freudian slip?

WATCH: Nigel Farage’s ITV Debate Live

The UKIP leader is being questioned by a room full of young voters. What could go wrong…

Russell Brand Flips Out at Media, Drags Female Human Shield

Multi-millionaire conspiracy theorist and Marxist revolutionary Russell Brand did not take well to some hostile questioning from the media. He was so uncomfortable about scrutiny from Channel 4 about his own personal wealth that he physically grabs the nearest woman drags her in-front of the camera instead of him. Telling…

Goodbye Gordon – Never Forget the Greatest Hits

Gordon Brown will tonight finally announce he is making his lack of parliamentary attendance official by quitting at the next election. This website was taking the p**s out of the former Prime Mentalist way before it was cool, but with […]

“Three Cheers for the Judge!” Mitchell Heckled Outside Court

Andrew Mitchell said he was “bitterly disappointed” to have lost his libel case against The Sun, but would not apologise for calling PC Toby Rowland a liar and refused to be drawn on whether he would remain in politics. […]

Searing UKIP Attack Ad Hits Tories Hard on Immigration

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Nadhim Zahawi PMQs Musical Special:
“This Blessed Plot, This Earth, This Realm, This England!”

Guido felt it was only right to put Nadhim Zahawi’s PMQ to music:

“When I see a white van, Mr Speaker, I think of the small business owner who works long hours to put food on the family table. 

When

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