Thursday, March 6, 2014

WATCH: Dave Built This City

In case you ever wanted to see Cameron, Clegg and Miliband riding bicycles singing We Built This City…

Via Remarkably.

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

WATCH: Russia Today Anchor Quits Live on Air

Liz Wahl of RT America hands in her resignation…

Guy News Special: BBC Three’s Greatest Hits

BBC Three is no more, it is being axed and aired online only. Guido gives you their greatest hits, all paid for by your licence fee:

Public service broadcasting at its finest…

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

WATCH: Cameron Speaks on Child Porn Arrest Aide

The PM says he is “profoundly shocked” by Patrick Rock’s arrest:

Still no reasonable explanation for why Downing Street failed to inform the public that a key aide had resigned…

WATCH: Parliamentary Pancake Race 2014

Always at the cutting edge of new media technological advancement Guido experimented with some multi-platform reporting this morning, sending his senior Vine correspondent down to the Parliamentary Pancake Race. Neo-Guido has been going to this event for the best part of half a decade and he can confirm that Stephen Pound’s jokes have not got any funnier in that time. Nick Robinson was once again chasing the print media this morning, while the sharp elbows of the BBC’s Robbie Gibb were felt in the ribs of politicians not for the first time. Congratulations to the winners: the Lords. Missing their chief-tosser Lord Rennard…

Monday, March 3, 2014

Guy News: Palin and Romney Were Right About Russia

Palin’s geo-political grasp is Kissinger-like compared to Obama…

Friday, February 28, 2014

WATCH: Farage Defends “Love Britain” Slogan

UKIP Lift Old BNP Slogan for Spring Conference

“It’s our slogan now, not changing it. To hell with the BNP.”

Interview with @ChrisMasonBBC.

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Stewards’ Inquiry: Can You Hear ‘Crackerjack’ at PMQs?

A steward’s inquiry is required to determine if Guido’s tip that the word ‘Crackerjack’ would be said during today’s PMQs came good. As Nadine Dorries congratulated the Speaker for his new role as chancellor of Bedfordshire University, Guido reckons you can hear the word being uttered in the background. So will Paddy Power be paying out?

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

You May Very Think That, Mitchell Couldn’t Possibly Comment

Spectator TV reveals the original House of Cards actors have no need to worry about their jobs.

Monday, February 24, 2014

WATCH: Harman Refuses to Say PIE Affiliation was a Mistake

Well Harriet Harman’s clear-the-air, kill the story interview with Newsnight went well then. Time and time again Laura Kuenssberg asked Harman if she would say that the National Council of Civil Liberites’ decision to affiliate with the Paedophile Information Exchange was a mistake. Time and time again Harman, almost inexplicably, refused. Guaranteeing the story will keep going for a while at least…


Seen Elsewhere

Guardian April Fools Apology | Press Gazette
Jenni Russell and Her Child’s Godfather, Ed Miliband | Breitbart
Labour’s Left and Right are Growing Restive | Staggers
Corrupt, Incompetent UN Has No Right to Lecture Us | Dan Hannan
Mirror’s Lazy Lie | Guardian
Hungary’s Heir to Thatcher | Conservative Woman
Farage and Salmond Both Want Outopia | David Aaronovitch
More Missing UKIP Money | Times
Church Should Fight Evil of Welfare Dependency | Stephen Glover
1 in 16 Pick Up Infections in Filthy NHS Hospitals | Mail
Let’s Get Evangelical | David Cameron


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?


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