Guido Squawks Daily Politics Showdown With Mirror Chicken

Feathers were flying as Guido Squawks made his Daily Politics debut today, though fowl play was suspected as the Mirror Chicken was silent. The Guido chicken revealed he “just wanted to ruffle some feathers” at yesterday’s press conference with Natalie Bennett:

Ed and Nick are being chickens for not explicitly calling for the Greens to take part, instead shirking responsibility to the broadcasters. A poultry excuse…

Vid via @liarpoliticians

Putin Finds His Thrill

You want to see Putin singing “Strawberry Hill” to a bunch of stupid Hollywood liberals?

Where’s Team America when you need them?

GUY NEWS: Eco-Chicken Ruffles Feathers at Green Presser

Natalie Bennett welcomed a very special supporter to her press conference this morning: the free range, eco-chicken Guido Squawks! Why did Ed Miliband and Nick Clegg cross the road? To avoid debating the Greens…

WATCH: Chuka Storms Off Sky News Interview

Oooooooooooooooh!

Clegg: “Iain Dale Will Have to Eat His Words”

Iain Dale has been brave and made his ridiculously detailed predictions for the general election. Something Guido has resolved not to predict – for now at least – even Guido’s betting has been relatively limited. Dale will be looking forward to making Clegg eat his words…

Dave: Obama Does Call Me Bro

The big news from Dave’s trip to the States: confirmation that the leader of the free world does call him “bro”.

“It’s normally Barack and David, I hasten to add… well, it’s been said.”

“Call me bro…”

via BBC

Wake Up and Smell the Strong Arabica Coffee

Was there a commercial reason Sky News cut away from the cartoon of Mohammed last night? The state-owned Qatar Airways, with 29 Sky News ad spots per day and a new two year deal just agreed, wouldn’t be too pleased at their adverts being preceded by an image of the Prophet…

WATCH: Bad Al “Punch Up” CCTV Footage

The CCTV footage above shows the moment Alastair Campbell was allegedly involved in a punch up with a passerby. Bad Al is walking down a road (despite being out for a jog), when he is approached by a man coming in the opposite direction who appears to recognise him. The man claims Campbell then “punched and spat” at him, allegations he strongly denies in a statement this morning:

“I was walking down Perrin’s Lane last Monday after a run in Hampstead when a man walking towards me began shouting in abusive and aggressive terms as he approached. As I passed him I did not look at him, did not respond to his insults and put my my arm out to his shoulder to stop him coming any closer. If there was any contact at all it was minimal. I walked on a few steps, thought he was doing the same but he turned back, followed me, continued to abuse me and when I turned around he came towards me and aimed a kick at me which came into brief contact with my leg. He then moved back but came forward again and spat at me, most of the spit landing on my shirt, some on my face. I then turned and walked away.”

Unfortunately the footage is inconclusive. Though the fact the supposed victim went to George Galloway rather than the cops might be an indicator of where the truth lies…

Sky News Stop Charlie Hebdo Writer Showing Mohammed

This is the moment former Charlie Hebdo writer Caroline Fourest showed the front cover depicting Mohammed tonight, only for Sky News to cut away and apologise. Yikes.[…]

Al Murray to Stand Against Farage in South Thanet

A party political broadcast on behalf of FUKP:

And some older work:

The heavy drinking voice of England will contest the seat against comedian Murray…

UPDATE: Nigel Farage tells Guido: “Finally a serious opponent in South Thanet.”[…]

Reeves Abandons Labour’s Price Freeze: “World Has Changed”

Brillo was another happy reader this morning, skewering Rachel Reeves on Labour’s energy price “freeze” spin. Reeves admits things were different “at the time“, and says that now “the world has changed”. She also confirmed the “cap”[…]

Look Mehdi, US Cartoon Mocks 9/11 And No One Gets Shot

“I’m fed up with the hypocrisy of the free speech fundamentalists,” says Mehdi Hasan as he finally gives his two cents on the Paris terror attack. He asks: “Has your publication, for example, run cartoons mocking the Holocaust? No? How […]



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Adam Spiegel, producer of Nazi themed “The Producers” musical says…

“Margate seemed a perfect place to start the promotion. I’m disappointed but not entirely surprised to see that UKIP are trying to hitch a publicity ride on the back of the show.”

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