The Passion of Dave: “That Pumps Me Up!”

Can Dave do passion?

“If I’m getting lively about it it’s because I feel bloody lively about it,” he went on to add.

Little bit Howard Dean…

UPDATE: Here is what the passion looked like inside the room:

Marr-vellous Ding Dong: Boris V Miliband

They might be doing it at PMQs every week soon…

Plug Pulled on Labour Interview, Again!

After Jamie Reed’s death from smugness was saved by the live feed going down, today the plug was pulled on Chris Leslie…

A Lifelong Labour Voter Speaks

Steve, a “traditional Labour voter”, tells the Daily Politics:

“I was brought up in a household that’s staunch Labour. My dad was a trade unionist all his life and I’ve only ever known the Labour Party in voting terms. This time I’ve just got no feeling for Ed Miliband whatsoever. I don’t like the fact that he shafted his brother to get the job in the first place. I just don’t think that he’s going to become a credible Prime Minister.”

Guido hears ya, Steve…

Cameraman Taken Down By Labour Press Officer

At least the broadcasters were invited…

UPDATE: 

Informed the cameraman-slaying Labour press officer was an Anna Wright.

Boris: “It Would Be a Wonderful Thing” to Be Tory Leader

Boris almost managed to get through this textbook Kay Burley grilling without saying he wanted to be PM. Almost:

“In the dim, distant future obviously it would be a wonderful thing to be thought to be in a position to be considered for such an honour”

It’s “if the ball came loose from the back of the scrum” II.

He did at least manage to describe Miliband and Balls as the “Thelma and Louise of British politics, though considerably less attractive or dynamic than either Thelma or Louise”.

Sadly he saved his Hamlet for the BBC.

Salmond: “I’m Writing the Labour Party Budget” Full Video

The Tories are cock-a-hoop at getting their hands on this footage of Alex Salmond from last week, which they have kindly sub-titled for English speakers:

“He [Labour spokesperson on TV] said famously: “The Scottish Labour leader will not be writing the Labour party budget.” But then I knew that already, because I’m writing the Labour party budget”

Labour won’t find this joke very funny…

Full video without sub-titles here:

Jamie Reed Bottles Brillo Rematch

Jamie Reed was invited back onto the Daily Politics today to finish yesterday’s clusterf**k NHS interview:

He declined.

In fact, Labour refused to put anyone up to talk about the NHS on today’s programme.

Instead BBC reporter Iain Watson was forced to explain their policy position to viewers.

Labour’s “NHS week” is going so well they are running away from the chance to talk about it…

Off-Cameron: Dave’s This Morning Salmond Quip

Phillip Schofield introduces the next segment following his interview with the PM:

PS:“Up next a man who can pinch your

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Paddy Ashdown Says “Bastards” 7 Times in 4 Minutes on BBC News

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Bennett’s Boyfriend Knifed By Green Deputy

The Green Party’s cute deputy leader Ameila Womack wasn’t pulling her punches yesterday, when asked about Jim Jepps’ “childhood sexuality” shame at the Greens’ youth manifesto launch:

“Jim isn’t anything to do with the Green Party and he isn’t a

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Ian Hislop v Prezza and “Problems With His Private Life”

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