Farage’s Speech Praising Tsipras

Radical far leftist Alexis Tspiras looked a little confused by his unlikely new friend in the European Parliament:

“There is a new Berlin wall and it is called the euro…”

Topless Tory MP Lathers Up in Steamy Shower Scene

Ex-commando turned Plymouth MP Johnny Mercer bares all in a pre-election advert for Dove Men in America:

Wife Felicity – who is already on the public payroll – tells their local paper:

“They made him shave his chest for the shower scene so he spent the week itching which I don’t think he enjoyed.

He had to spend hours in the shower but he was dressed from the waist down, which obviously you can’t see.”

These metrosexual Tories…

Ken Livingstone’s 7/7 Speech

Ten years ago today Ken Livingstone spoke in Singapore, where Britain had just won its bid to host the Olympics:

“They choose to come to London, as so many have come before because they come to be free, they come to live the life they choose, they come to be able to be themselves. They flee you because you tell them how they should live. They don’t want that and nothing you do, however many of us you kill, will stop that flight to our city where freedom is strong and where people can live in harmony with one another. Whatever you do, however many you kill, you will fail.”

His finest speech…

EU’s Taxpayer-Funded Rap, Graffiti and Skateboards Propaganda Video

To mark European Co-operation Day, your EU taxpayers’ money has been spent on this three minute long song serenading the “success” of the European project:

Lyrics include:

“It wasn’t always easy / 

But look at our success /

25 years and more to come /

Let’s celebrate this fact”

Presumably they have all the time in the world to skateboard and graffiti because EU youth unemployment is so high.

All together now: “Europeeeeaaaan co-operaaaaationnnn…”

Corbyn’s George Osborne Death Stare

George Osborne is the latest to sign up to #ToriesForCorbyn:

Labour insiders report Corbyn is on course to come a narrow second…

Rubber Banned: Avid Javid’s Condom Comedy Turn

Sajid Javid is not famed for his easy manner in front of a crowd, though he had the right-wingers at the Conservative Way Forward summer party in stitches with the latest EU diktat to cross his desk:

“Talking about rubbish from the EU, I’m gonna give you an example. As Business Secretary, I take overall responsibility for negotiations involving the single market. Do you know, across my desk the other day, I got a brief saying the EU now wants to regulate the number of condoms you have in a packet. 

The Swedes are saying there must be five. They want one for Monday, one for Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.

The French are saying ‘non’, we want seven. One for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, and one for Saturday and Sunday.

The Italians, they want nine! One for each weekday, and two for Saturday and two for Sunday. 

But you will be pleased to know that Britain has put its foot down. We want twelve.

January, February, March, April…”

Don’t be a fool, wrap your negotiating tool…

Labour MP: English Votes For English Laws is “Racist”

A bit of an Emily Thornberry moment for Gerald Kaufman responding to EVEL:

“Even the title of this motion sounds racist.”

Labour’s contempt for England slips out again.

Selfie Time: FLOTUS Rips Up Camera Rules

Obama-Selfie-Stick

First Lady Michelle Obama has flexed her FLOTUS muscle by ripping up the a 40 year old rule banning cameras on White House tours:

Olympus camera has risen…

Catch-Up Service: PMQs in Full

Did you miss PMQs? Watch the whole thing in full below:

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New UKIP Attack Ad Skewers Two-Faced Dave on Treaty Change

They might not have an HQ, but somewhere a ‘kipper is working hard at his laptop…[…]

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“Dodgy” Dave v “Jurassic Park” Skinner

Labour are boarding the outrage bus after Flashman Cam snapped back at Dennis Skinner’s “Dodgy Dave” jibe by calling him “Jurassic Park” at PMQs:

The PM had to apologise when he called Skinner a “dinosaur” back in 2012…[…]

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Confirmed: BBC3 Goes Online Only

Some of the Beeb’s finest public service broadcasting is taken off air:

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