Tuesday, January 13, 2015

WATCH: Ed Balls Struggles to Count to Three

By his own admission the man who wants to be the next Chancellor of the Exchequer found it “totally baffling” to work out what year it will be three years from now. Helpfully Osborne advised him to “use his piano fingers. One, two, three”. Don’t say you weren’t warned…

UPDATE: In Vine form:

Monday, January 12, 2015

Cameron: “Disgraceful” Miliband “Did Say Those Words”

Time and time again Miliband refused to tell Andrew Marr if he used the word “weaponise” to discuss cynically politicising the NHS. The PM isn’t going to let him forget it:

“I heard that Ed Miliband had used this remark about ‘weaponising’ the NHS and that is why I put that to him in the House of Commons because frankly I think it was an appalling thing to say. The NHS is not a weapon… Having watched that exchange on Andrew Marr where he was wriggling like an eel, it is absolutely clear to me that he did say those words and that is why he wouldn’t deny it. And I think in one moment we learned more about Labour’s attitude to the NHS than we’ve learned perhaps for five years. They just see it as a political weapon and frankly I think that is disgraceful.”

Ed has to do better than “I can’t recall”…

Sunday, January 11, 2015

WATCH: Miliband on “Weaponising the NHS”

Friday, January 9, 2015

Paris Terror Endgame: Video of Explosions and Gunfire

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

WATCH: Hear Paris Shooters Shouting “Allahu Akbar”

They shouted “we have avenged the prophet”.

Via Martin Boudot.

UPDATE:

UPDATE II:

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Labservatives

Matt Hancock and Chris Leslie spoke as one on Channel 4 News last night:

Frei: “The only way I can really tell you apart is by the colour of your ties.”

Hancock and Leslie: [In unison] “That’s not fair!”

Do they all look the same to him?

Tory Press Conference Computer Love

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

WATCH: Russell Brand’s Year in 3 Minutes

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Review of 2014: 10 Unforgettable Awkward Ed Miliband Moments

What a year for Ed Miliband. Guido hopes to provide you with some festive cheer with this compilation of the Labour leader’s finest moments of 2014, starting with Ed: The Man Who Hated Bitter.

Of course, no one will forget the time Hannibal Ed sniffed a lady on live TV:

Or when Ed went to the White House:

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At conference, Ed forgot to mention the deficit in his speech and in the TV interviews after:

And the traditional post-speech kiss didn’t go quite to plan:

There was also the time he was accused of giving a beggar tuppence:

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And when Question Time audience member called him a turd:

While Myleene Klass spoke for the nation:

And finally, Ed showed Emily Thornberry what she should have said when she saw that white van:

Here’s to many more brilliantly awkward Ed Miliband moments in 2015…

Friday, December 19, 2014

WATCH: Downturn Abbey 2014

Starring Quentin Letts, Kevin Maguire, Isabel Hardman and Miranda Green. Happy Christmas…

Via This Week.

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Ed Argar Selected in Dorrell Seat | Leicester Mercury
88% of New Labour MPs Are Union Bods | Mark Wallace
Massively Popular Porn Site is Infecting Users | Techno Guido
Newspapers No Longer Willing to Toe Party Line | Roy Greenslade
Introducing the New CapX | CapX
Burnham’s Newsnight Debacle Dissected | Dan Hodges
How I Survived Dry January | Nigel Farage


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