WATCH: Dave’s Desk Thumper

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Well this was almost inevitable…

Cameron Gets Last Word at Thursday’s Debate

ITV have released the speaking order for Thursday night’s debate:

The PM on podium 7 gets the final word…

 

Dave Feels the Heat

Forget Paxo, Dave is grilled by Heat magazine in a video interview worth looking out for later in the week. Has Miliband even given a print interview this month?

Cam Slums It in Commons Canteen Post-PMQs

Making a change from his usual post-PMQs roast beef and claret in the Members’ Dining Room, Dave took Sam and the kids to the Commons canteen for lunch today. Looks like Nancy has ended her Clarkson hunger strike too. Didn’t daddy do them proud?

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Cameron Heckled By Pensioners at Age UK Rally

Via Telegraph

Crosby Declares: “I’d S**k Off David Cameron”

It’s all go down under. In a wide-ranging pre-election intervention, the cast of Geordie Shore, MTV’s Newcastle-based genitourinary gorefest, have had their say on the party leaders. True blue Charlotte Crosby brings the PM some positive news, at last:

“I’d s**k off David Cameron”


One way to shut him up…

Cameron’s Third Term Gaffe

Whoops…

Dave the Rave’s Despatch Box Disco

camdance

School’s out…[…]

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Tories Recycle “Come Back” Line

Guido was sure he had heard the Chancellor’s budget “come back” soundbite somewhere before…

Who can forget this classic coalition formation moment:

Suspect we will be hearing this one quite a lot in the coming weeks…[…]

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Return of WebCameron

The Sun’s new non-paywalled SunNation election website takes us behind the scenes with the PM, who wore a spy camera to let us see a day in the life of Dave. Watch him tell off Michael Gove above…[…]

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Craig Oliver v Raheem Kassam Twitter Bitch Fight

Nigel Farage has upset the old parties and the BBC with his comments from last autumn – which are suddenly emerging now – about axing race discrimination laws. And lo, Nige and Dave’s thumb-twiddling tweet doctors are having it out on Twitter.[…]

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Dave: You Can Grill Me As Hot as You Like

Cameron tells Shelagh Fogarty on LBC:

“I like having a ding-dong with you… You can grill me as hot as you like.”

Steady on, Prime Minister…[…]

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UKIP Candidate’s Song For David Cameron


Mandy Boylett, UKIP PPC for Stockton North, has a musical message for the Prime Minister. It’s her very own version of Chiquita by Abba…[…]

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Brilliant Labour Attack Video on Debate Dodging Dave



Nifty…[…]

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Kensington Rumour Mill: Late New Entry

There’s a surprise new entry in the race to be the next Tory MP for Kensington: the glamorous union-slayer Simone Finn. Despite being an adviser to the Cabinet Office, Finn is not currently seen as the “Downing Street candidate” and has business background.[…]

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