Friday, June 13, 2014

Caption Contest Winner

And the winner of House of Cards: Season 2 on DVD to celebrate its release on 16th June is:


Blue Eyes
 says:

Brad Pitt: Hey look, I’ve got rid of my silly, unbelievable beard.

Can the winner, and only the winner, please get in touch here to claim your prize.

Friday Caption Contest (Mr & Mr Smith Edition)

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In order to mark the release of House of Cards: Season 2 on Blu-ray & DVD on the 16th June, the winner of today’s caption contest will receive a copy of the must-watch television series starring Kevin Spacey. 

That means you’ll be one of the first to get your hands on the DVD.

Let the butchery begin…

Friday, June 6, 2014

Friday Caption Contest (Hancock For Britain Edition)

Comments in the comments please…

UPDATE: Now with added confusion:

 

Monday, June 2, 2014

Caption Contest Winner

The winner of Friday’s caption contest and two tickets to the Freedom Association’s Magna Carta Day Pimms and politics boat trip on June 15 is:
Peter Grant says:

“We have a lot in common Roy, you know. We both did badly at Liverpool and I may soon be left just managing England as well!”

Loads of booze, a strong line up of guests and an all round good day out, can the winner please get in touch here to claim the prize.

Friday, May 30, 2014

Friday Caption Contest (Yes, Pwime Minister Edition)

This week we have another two tickets to the Freedom Association’s Magna Carta Day pimms and politics boat trip on June 15. It’s a great event with loads of booze and always attracts a strong line up of guests, so the winner is in for a good day out. Details hereMake them witty…

Friday, May 23, 2014

Caption Contest Winner

A typically large number of unfunny entries for today’s caption contest, but the winner of two tickets to the Freedom Association’s Magna Carta Day pimms and politics boat trip is:

Smilerman says:

Pull my finger and you get an election strategy

The winner, and only the winner, can get in touch here to collect their prize…

Friday Caption Contest (Losers Edition)

The wittiest entry to today’s caption contest will win two tickets to the Freedom Association’s Magna Carta Day pimms and politics boat trip on June 15. Guests include Tory MP Steve ‘Sound as a Pound’ Baker and Lord Stoddart of Swindon. Details here. Make them funny…

Friday, May 16, 2014

Caption Contest Winner

And the winner of today’s caption contest is…

Jack Ketch says:

“It’s OK Mum, he promised me an IN-OUT, but only in 2017 when it’s legal.”

Drop us an email here to get your copy of Lord Tebbit’s new book.

Friday Caption Contest (Questionable Selfie Technique Edition)

The winner of today’s caption contest gets themselves a copy of Lord Tebbit’s brand new book Ben’s Story.

It is about a radioactive telekinetic Russian dog. Really.

Only entries in the comments will be accepted…

Via @Hide_ItsHannah

Friday, May 9, 2014

Friday Caption Contest (Cameron Solo Barn Dance Edition)


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Austrian Chancellor Werner Faymann on Cameron’s refusal to pay the £1.7 billion EU bill by December 1st:

“Well, then he’s gonna pay on December 2nd”



Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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