Last week’s Friday caption contest is open for another hour, with a bunch of Valentine’s Day roses from Arena Flowers delivered on Thursday for the winner.

One liners in the comments please.

Make them good…

Win a bunch of Valentine’s Day roses from Arena Flowers delivered on Thursday for the winning the caption. Usual rules…

Friday’s caption contest winner is ‘Dennis MacShane’s Shed’, with just about the only publishable entry:

“That Mitchell and Webbed Look.”

Get in touch for your copy of Fred Metcalf’s “Dictionary of Humorous Political Quotations”…

Last week’s belated caption contest winner is Chooky with this effort, the best of a very mediocre set of entries:

“After Cameron tells Leveson where to put his report, the Lord Justice regrets writing the 4th Volume.”

Get in touch for your copy of Geoffrey Robertson’s “Mullah’s Without Mercy”. Let’s try harder this week…

Of all the MP Christmas cards Guido has laid eyes on so far, this effort by Austin Mitchell is surely the most disturbing. This week’s best entry will win a copy of Fred Metcalf’s “Dictionary of Humorous Political Quotations”. Make them funny…