Gordon Remaindered

On Amazon there are plenty of copies being offered second hand for a penny. Says it all really…

Who Said This?

“I can’t help it, I’m like a broom handle in the mornings”

Do You Think This is Herr Braun’s Swastika?

A lot of people think Gordon’s new logo for his Downing Street Förderung des Wohlstands durch progressive Governance conference looks a bit dodgy. Only this afternoon they sent out tens of thousands of emails calling on people to visit the site and get engaged. They have now taken down the website (so you won’t be able to “add your voice”) since ConservativeHome said it looked like a symbol of national socialism. Guido can’t see it himself…

Bad Start for New No. 10 Digital Media Guru

So on the day No. 10 confirms the appointment of their new web / digital media guru an email drops in the inbox from the webmaster@pmo.gov.uk himself!


Subject“Add your voice to the debate” – PM

The Prime Minister has urged people to add their voice to the debate on “some of the biggest challenges of our times” by logging onto a website dedicated to the Progressive Governance Summit

Guido, keen as ever to share his thoughts with Gordon, clicks through a couple of times to the website to add his “voice to the debate to find:

Can they get anything right? Doh!

UPDATE 18:40 : Guido *waves* to Number 10 geeks. They have now added some waffle saying, basically, come back later. So why send out the email today to tens of thousands of people from the PM urging us to log on before it is working? Please stay away from any breweries…

PR Week Now the Official Journal of Record

Mark Flanagan’s appointment as No. 10’s Web Guru was rumoured, nowadays post-Carter we have to wait for the official announcement in PR Week before we can be sure.

Guido seems to recall that Flanagan was in the running to be Bromley and Chislehurst’s candidate for Labour. His blog seems to have disappeared however…

Government’s Authority Draining Away

26 Labour MPs have signed a motion calling on the government ot reverse the budget tax hike on low income earners. The wording could have been written by George Osborne:

ABOLITION OF THE TEN PENCE TAX RATE
02.04.2008

That this House notes that, despite assurances to the contrary, many people are being made worse off by the abolition of the 10 pence tax rate; notes with concern that this is having a disproportionate impact on people who can ill afford to be made worse off; accepts that this was not the intention of the Government but is dismayed at the response to the plight of those adversely affected; and calls on the Chancellor of the Exchequer to bring forward measures to correct this damaging change to the taxation system.

This is how John Major started to crumble. When even Ministers are getting in on the act you know it is bad. Gerry Sutcliffe follows Ivan Lewis as another ministerial critic…

UPDATE : Just noticed that Ben Brogan has posted almost the exact same thought.

Political Junkie Home Launches Monday

Guido is looking forward to the launch of PoliticsHome for one reason, it promises to make political reporting a numbers game, like U.S. sports reporting or financial news. Anyway in a cunning ruse to get coverage they are giving an insight into the kind of numbers they are polling daily from their politically balanced “insider” panel.

They are selectively giving tasters of their polling results out for us to nibble on, today it is Guido’s turn to discover that:

5% of insiders think “the British political system is not in any need of any significant reform”.

The other 95% breakdown as follows:


  • It would benefit from some constitutional tweaks, but no more: 32%


  • We need to make some fundamental, far-reaching reforms: 50%


  • We need something like a revolution in our conception of how British democracy should work 12%


  • None of these 2%

That 5% must be crackers. Guido would like the reporting of politics to be more like a blood sport…

Councillor Watson Claims £3,723 Per Meeting

Joanne Watson, a member of the Watson Family Clan, is a councillor in Sandwell. In the 2006-2007 municipal year she has managed to claim £14,894.20 in allowances for attending a total of 4 meetings.
That is an incredible average of £3,723 per meeting.

According to official attendance records obtained by Guido, she has as Vice-Chair of the “Policy and Performance Scrutiny Panel” managed to attend in this municipal year 1 meeting out of the 4 held by that panel. She attended none of the six meetings of the Health and Older People Scrutiny Panel of which she is a member. She attended 1 meeting out of the 5 held by the West Bromwich Town Committee, 2 out of the 7 full Council meetings and none of the meetings of the Education Staffing Committee. A grand total of 4 recorded meetings attended last year.

She also works for Pat McFadden MP and Michael Cashman MEP, so the taxpayer chips in a bit more there in addition to the payments she gets from the Labour Party and Amicus.

Is she the most overpaid local council fat cat? Are all the Watsons getting fat off the backs of struggling taxpayers?

UPDATE : Some suggestion in the comments that a massive 7 meetings were attended in the relevant year which would make it a mere £2127.74 per meeting. McKinsey charge less than that…

Halls of Residence for MPs?

Well if coppers, fireman and nurses can do it, why not MPs? What makes them so bloody special? They are just another public sector profession with housing problems. Plenty of cheap property over the river in South London, even

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Elisabeth Murdoch to Host London Obama Fundraiser

Guido has received his invite to the £500-a-head Obama fundraiser being hosted by Elisabeth Murdoch at her Ladbroke Terrace home in Kensington and Chelsea at the end of the month. Guido won’t be going because (a) he wants McCain to

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87% of Tories Behind CameronHow Many Labour MPs Behind Brown?

It seems pretty clear that Brown’s attempt to placate Labour MPs by attending the meeting of the PLP on Monday was not successful. Labour MPs actually criticised him to his face about putting up taxes on low income earners. When

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Never Mind Seal Clubbing, What is Hague Going to Do to Harman?

Recess Monkey admits that Labour MPs and activists are resigned to witnessing horrific and possibly brutal cruelty at PMQs today.

So let’s get the popcorn in and sit back and enjoy the show…

UPDATE : Fantastic comedy value and very

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