Have You Dodged a Nokia?

Ever the compassionate caring type, Guido sent the news team over to Downing Street to console, and interview, those abused staffers and bruised bunker dwellers:

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Mandy’s Porky

Mandy just told a press conference that “we’ve seen no evidence of bullying in Number 10.” He is on the attack and spinning away. Perhaps though he should have reconsidered his choice of words given the fact Tom Watson told the House in March 2009:

“I can confirm that in the period specified (2007-2009), there were fewer than five cases in the Department where staff were disciplined for bullying and harassment of colleagues. It would not be appropriate to provide a further breakdown.”

So there have been confirmed cases, while Gordon was PM, that were investigated. Sounds like evidence of bullying no?

Where’s Bad Al?

One man who knows a thing or two about the culture of bullying at Number 10 is Alastair Campbell. In the last few months he has been quick to use his blog and Twitter to rapidly rebut anti-Gordon stories. Given the news agenda is dominated by such things, you would think Campbell would be on top of this, offering his two cents and pushing the lines. A quick check shows nothing but deafening silence from Bad Al. So come on Alastair, have you ever witnessed a culture of bullying at Number 10?

As ever, blundering thug John Prescott has waded in suggesting any claims of bullying at Number 10 are void because someone once complained while Coulson was at the Screws etc. Lets not forget John’s own past, or “a bully from a more brutal age” as the Telegraph once put it.

May 2008 Flashback : Is this Really Why Fiona Gordon is Going?

Remember this story?


Dropped off after Gordon left the Treasury didn’t it?

Good Morning Prime Mentalist

There is no news yet on the status of the poor bunker bod who had to deliver the papers to Gordon this morning, hard to find a palatable news sandwich to deliver to him.  Ironically it is being reported that Gordon is very angry about the accusations that he gets, errm, very angry. Across the nation the airwaves are dominated with nothing but conversation about the Prime Mentalist’s violent rages and the bullying culture at Number 10.

Well it only took a couple of years to go completely mainstream…

Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View

Saturday Seven Up

7upIf you were not one of the 64,816 visitors viewing 352,619 pages over the last seven days, here are the seven most popular stories (in order of popularity) that you missed:

A Fête Worse Than Death

Gordon has been sent to Coventry to launch Labour’s election campaign. Sky just trailed his arrival at Warwick University, he ignored the noise, but the you could clearly see the CCHQ coordinated protesters behind him stirring things up. The vacuous A Future Fair For All sounds familiar… Guido is sure Labour used it in 2005.

Big Brother Bank Accounts

One of the greatest things about Britain was that unlike in most of the world, when a policeman asked you what you were doing you were entitled to tell him it was none of his business.  Unless he had good […]

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Gordon’s Greek Gaffe

Gordon was mingling with other lefty failures today at the “Progressive Governance Conference” – A collection of lefty leaders working out how they can use the economic crisis to increase public spending even further. Not that the Greek economy could […]

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Non-Denial of the Day

The explosive revelations of Andrew Rawnsley’s book, set to be serialised this Sunday are all ready causing ripples. The Standard headline of “No 10 denies naked Gordon Brown called aide C-word” is some what misleading. Three quarters through […]

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Friday Caption Contest (Job Interview Edition)

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