Guido is starting a new occasional blog feature highlighting some of the idiocy that appears on Twitter. If you find any examples, please email them to email@example.com.
Email ‘em, don’t Tweet ‘em, please…
@foreignoffice Opium cultivation, production and prices are down according to @UNODC report
Why, if you are trying to eradicate supply in Afghanistan, proudly boast that opium supplies are cheaper? Is that supposed to be a success?
@John Prescott If Adam Boulton insisted empty chairing every politician he asked on his show he’d need to do a deal with Ikea!
Boulton would need only one empty chair. Once filled, it would by definition no longer be an “empty chair”. Back of the maths class Professor Prezza, doh!