+++ HMRC Official : MPs Will Be Investigated +++

Benefits in kind going undeclared by MPs and flipping primary residences to evade capital gains taxes will now be investigated according to a statement released by HM Revenue Commissioners.

Listening to the politicians who lecture us on redistribution and tell us “it is right that those who have more, pay more” explain why they evaded capital gains taxes is going to be fun.  Fun for Guido at least.  In fact it is like all Guido’s Christmases have come at once.  Smeargate followed by the total exposure of the reality of politician’s troughing venality and lack of integrity is everything Guido has ever wanted.

Finally, after four hundred and four years, the torture of the original Guido Fawkes is being repaid without resort to the rack.  When they start jailing politicians, old Guy will have been completely avenged.

Coming Tomorrow Soon : How to Fiddle £2 Million On Expenses Tax Free! Within the Rules!

Hoon's Flipping Fiddles

Police Investigating McNulty

Police have been asked by a member of the public to investigate a claim that Tony McNulty may have ‘obtained pecuniary advantage by deception’. What would Father Dominic say McNulty?

Video credit : Tory Politico

Leak About Leak Shows Panic

Real fear stalks the Parliament of Whores:

To all Members

I refer to the publication today of articles in The Daily Telegraph about Members’ expenses apparently based on information held in confidence by the House service.

The advice which I have received is that there are reasonable grounds to believe a criminal offence may have been committed in relation to the way this information has been handled. Having informed Mr Speaker I have today made a report to the Metropolitan Police, asking them to consider the matter.

Recognising individual Members’ concerns, an inquiry line (020 7219 XXXX) has been set up which will be open during working hours and between 10 am and 2 pm on Saturday 9th and Sunday 10th May. A senior member of staff will be on hand to assist Members.

If it would be more convenient, you can e-mail xxxxxxx@parliament.uk supplying contact details and a member of staff will get back to you as soon as possible.

Please note if you or your delegate call the inquiry line you will be required to provide proof of identity through the MP Verify identification system used by the Department of Resources.

Malcolm Jack

Clerk of the House and Chief Executive

Confirmation that the Speaker authorised the police investigation…

+++ Crooks Call Cops +++

MPs have called in the police to find the leaker who is responsible for getting the truth about the abuse of public funds by politicians into the public domain. How is that in the public interest?

Crime StoppersUPDATE : Desperate Dan comments that if the police find the whistleblower they should give him a “CrimeStoppers” reward. A knighthood wouldn’t go amiss either.

Strange Silence of the Opposition

Clegg and Cameron seem quiet today don’t they? The usual attack dogs seem strangely muzzled.  Chris Grayling isn’t growling.  Norman Baker isn’t barking into broadcaster’s microphones. Wonder why? Could it be because no matter what their party, they are all at it?

Friday Caption Contest (I’m Alright Hoon Edition)

Pair of Hoons

“It is All Within the Rules”

millionaire-mp-logoWho made the rules? MPs. Who benefits? MPs. Who decides how much they are paid? MPs. Who judges rule breakers? MPs.  It is a fundamental legal principle, that you should not be a judge in your own case (“nemo debet esse iudex in propria causa”).  MPs are always judging other MPs caught red handed, that is why despite huge amounts of money being embezzled, not a single MP has gone to jail.

Guido has been shouting about the Green Book Rule changes which came into force on April Fools Day – and politicians really do take us for fools. To stop all the rule breaking by MPs they came up with a clever solution. Scrap the rules!  MPs have become millionaires from property portfolios financed out of taxpayer’s money, they have incredibly generous pension packages worth £30,000 a year.  Even by public sector standards this is generous. They just keep on troughing for decades and then collect their gold-plated index-linked pension schemes on their way out.

Guide to Expense Lies

Guido’s guide to the lies you will be hearing:

It has since been corrected– I knew it was going to come out and it was such a blatant fiddle that I realised I had to repay the […]

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+++ Labour Party Still Has Not Re-Paid Abrahams Money +++

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+++ BBC : Damian McBride “Missing” +++

Damian McPoisonTony Wright Chairman of the Commons Public Administration Committee says he wants Damian McBride to give evidence, however he “seems to have disappeared without a trace and despite our best endeavours we haven’t been able to trace him”.

There are […]

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Savage Solidarity

IndexMay 3 was World Press Fredom Day, the government waited an extra day before publishing a ban on a list of people for thoughtcrimes.   Index on Censorship has some highlights of the list, many of those banned are […]

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