September 4th, 2014

84% of Public Say Clegg Was Stitched Up

At close of play almost 2,000 readers have voted in Guido’s poll over whether that really was a nine year old child grilling the Deputy Prime Minister on LBC this morning. 84% smell BS…

The station are sticking to their guns though:

“The LBC production team spoke to the boy and his mum, and we were confident the caller was genuine. Since the show, we’ve spoken to Rohan’s headteacher who confirmed he made the call from school in the presence of a teacher, and we’re completely satisfied he has a genuine interest in the issue.”

Show us the boy! 


  1. 1
    Tachybaptus says:

    If anyone deserved stitching up, it’s Clegg.

  2. 2
    Cyril Smith says:

    Aye, show us the boy.

  3. 3
    Redacted says:

    84% said he ‘should be stitched up’…

  4. 4
    David Cameron says:

    Wasn’t me.

  5. 5
    Bellum says:

    Stitched up after having been cleaved across the head with a hatchet would be better.

  6. 6
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Another nail in Hollande’s coffin and the French arms industry:-)

    WTF the Russians are doing farming out the defence of mother Russia to a bunch of cheese eating surrender monkeys is beyond me.

    The French warships are probably designed to sail in reverse and fly a white flag when under fire.

  7. 7
    I-Say says:

    Now do the rest of them.

  8. 8
    Witty Moniker says:

    So the headteacher admits his school is indoctrinating nine year olds in progressive political nonsense.

  9. 9
    Nursey. says:

    I’ll stich up the lips together so no more talky from little cleggy .

  10. 10
    Three Lions says:

    84% of public want Nick Clegg as the next England manager.

  11. 11
    Birmingham schools says:

    Well we’re definitely not!

  12. 12
    B. Edding says:

    Yep another one!

  13. 13
    Harold Steptoe says:

    You dirty old man.

  14. 14
    NIKE says:

    Nike are proud to be the number one sponsor of IS footwear.

  15. 15
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    I really couldn’t care less about Clegg, he’s helped to screw the country up and the less I hear/see of him the better, bog off Clegg, we want the country to recover, you don’t help.

  16. 16
  17. 17
    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    The French mayor of Calais says that the UK is not doing enough to stop migrants arriving in Calais. Is this french logic?

  18. 18
    John Bercow says:

    I wouldn’t argue with that kid. He’s bigger than me.

  19. 19
    Susanna Reid says:

    latest news today: Clegg beating off a school boy on LBC

  20. 20
    I wish Nick Clegg had been born dead says:

    He needs stitching into a sack, along with 10 ferrets and 20 bricks, and dropping in a river.

  21. 21
    Owhine Jones says:

    A teacher organises it for a pupil to attack a politician on live radio, and it wasn’t even the BBC.

  22. 22
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I hope all that fruit isn’t going to rot in warehouses.

    Just like the EEC wine lakes and butter mountains it should be handed out free to all European consumers :-)

  23. 23
    Not Nick's friend says:

    Considering he stitched the Tory party up over boundary changes, who is he to complain?

  24. 24

    Clegg may be stitched up, but cannot force the child into the lime-light.

    Blame Labour, Vote UKIP :-D


    Vote UKIP :-D

  25. 25
    Two Little Ducks says:

    This time next year, Clegg will be working on a cruise ship as a bingo caller

  26. 26
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I see Hollande is drinking his cup of hemlock.

    Vive President Le Pen :-)

  27. 27
    Owen Jones says:

    Slightly confused; immigrants want to shun the glorious Socialist paradise of France and instead come to sick capitalist Britain run by evil Tory scum? If they weren’t immigrants (and therefore diverse, multicultural and wonderful), I’d say they were as thick as shit.

    We don’t need their kind here. Except we do, obviously, because they’re diverse.

  28. 28
    Tachybaptus says:

    Unkind to ferrets. Barbed wire is a humane substitute.

  29. 29
    Winston says:

    What does the Tory Bucks Council have to say about yet more Muslim grooming gangs in Buckinghamshire?

    There have already been convicted grooming gangs in High Wycombe and Chesham. Now Aylesbury. Has Bucks Council been covering up child abuse?

  30. 30
    The Growler says:

    Who are you? I don’t know you or Fawkesy for that matter

  31. 31
    Rupert says:

    That was no 9 year old – it was Ed Miliband in a very tight jockstrap

  32. 32
    Cleggsmegg says:

    Clegg seemed a bit put out and suggested the boy had some help from someone else. Presumably Clegg wanted listeners to think “how dare the boy be assisted by someone else”…after all, it’s not at as though Clegg has a whole team of briefers and speechwriters paid for by the taxpayers to feed him statistics and tell him what to say before every public appearance.

  33. 33
    The Growler says:

    Maybe for the same reason the government is farming out defence production (pure on cost you understand)

  34. 34
    Calais eel-eagle says:

    I wanna house, I wanna dem benifit. Gibs me what i want.

  35. 35
    The Growler says:

    Have England actually got a team?

  36. 36
    Fishy says:

    It’s the benefits init?

    ‘Cause them benefits will allow them asylum seekers enough money to return, from time to time, to their dangerous war-torn countries that they have fled from, for holidays, family weddings…and to get their daughters cut.

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    incredibly creepy.

  38. 38
    The Growler says:

    Owen you forgot, CHEAP LABOUR!

  39. 39
    Fishy says:

    How do you know about their ethnicity? The BBC just said that they were ‘MEN’.

  40. 40
    Owen Jones says:

    The NHS should be more inclusive, diverse and multicultural by offering FGM as one of its core, free, services.

  41. 41
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    As he texts on his mobile phone to his mates next to him, seen on tv before.

  42. 42
    Fishy says:

    I still think it’s Laurie Penny

  43. 43
    The Growler says:

    And writing his memoirs my life and times among the Torwys the real low down of a dysfunctional government

  44. 44
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    You look after them, England doesn’t want them, time your country did it’s international duty and sent them back to the last country, besides a Socialist country like yours should be taking responsibility for these people.

  45. 45
    Spartacus says:

    was there any mention of bicycles, gates, plebs or senior policemen?

  46. 46
    Spartacus says:

    habeas corpus

    bring us the body

    you decide . . .

  47. 47


    You re nothing more than a common porpoise.

    Now get along and eat your morning Redy Brek specially now September s here and the mornings can be quite chilly for someone with a weak constitution and subject to the vagaries of the seasons.

  48. 48

    At this pace the expense account lunching lifestyle if a top Italian oligarch will cause Renzi s neck to disappear altogether and his head to be swallowed up by his shoulder blades.

  49. 49

    The bloke behind Hollande ( or is it Fabius?) looks like the younger brother of Jean Paul Belmondo in his French gangster role period.

  50. 50

    Look at them . Six technophobes round a meeting table in late 2014
    and not a smartphone or tablet in sight.

    They appear not even to know what use to make of the writing pads

    We are indubitably in good hands.

  51. 51
    The two Muppets says:

    If it was the nine year old it would be an even debate .

  52. 52

    What s Kerry doing seated strategically four square behind Obama?

    Don t let s even go there !!

  53. 53

    …… and Angie Baby seems to be looking at her writing
    pad and trying desperately to fathom what this “entity” could
    possibly be and speculating on its possible use(s)!

  54. 54

    It will be noted all writing pads are strictly devoid of any notes with the possible exception of Obama s whose writing skills are presumably being operated by Kerry the puppetmaster immediately to his rear.

  55. 55

    Hammond is desperately trying to distract folk from Dave’s bald patch.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  56. 56
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    People who use nine year old children to make political points are beyond contempt and do not deserve to be left alone with kids.

  57. 57
    allah baddie, islamic pyjama party says:

    what’s a child doing phoning a radio show during a lesson anyway?

    a child listening to radio in one of my Birmingham schools would be stoned in case he had heard music.

  58. 58
    Vicar Of Dribbley says:

    Another fucking tard with another fucking tumble weed blog. Do you even know how cringe worthy and embarrassing it is to read such a sad, desperate plug for a sad, desperate blog that no fucker is ever going to read. Do yourself a favour and delete the blog, all of it, it is taking up precious internet space that could be used for beheadding videos or Roxy Raye anal prolapse clips. I particularly like the ones where she fucks her own inside out rectum.

  59. 59
    Tommy Testicles says:

    Look at the above comments readers, a love in by the biggest fucking arsehole pub bore wankers on this site. Was any comment above clever or insightful? Did any comment above offer anything to the discussion? No, of course not, just the usual sad sacks wanking off in public thinking they are on their own personal HIGNFY and that some political editor will offer them a column. I would say most readers here fucking detest the above posters and that Mr Guido should disclose their addresses and the general public should go round an shit in their fridges.

  60. 60
    Cromwells Ghost says:

    could Jimmy Crankie get one over Cleggy over Scotland vote next
    on LBC

  61. 61

    Dave could get a wig.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  62. 62
    England says:

    Found a way to get multiple Twitter accounts.I now get to get blocked by Owen every day.I love retirement.

  63. 63
    Come on UKIP show the bastards says:

    Unkind to bricks as well.

  64. 64
    Neil Down says:

    16% of the country are as thick as shit then and probably wonder how that woman in Tootsie turns into Dustin Hoffman at the end.

  65. 65
    Yankee go home says:

    He has a point. If we left the EU and deported illegal immigrants immediately, thee would be fewer of them cluttering up Paris.

    Or he’s offering us Calais back

  66. 66
    Anonymous says:

    Here’s the state of play:

    Michael Fallon ( Conservative ) BBC website Re: 600 armoured vehicles.

    “US taxpayers won’t go on picking up the cheque if we choose to prioritise social welfare spending when the threats are on our doorstep.”

    Perhaps we should fire the unemployed and economically inactive people at ISIS ( sorry IS – sorry ISAL ) as it would be cheaper?

    ” Can anyone one tell how long to World War Three?

    I wanna know – I’ve got to book me ‘oliday ”

    Tom Hark – The Pirrahnas.

    Enjoy the things to come.

    It’s a big bad world out there.

    The net will not be your saviour.

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    The bell you hear at 3:56 sounds like a mechanical kitchen timer to me.
    Definitely a woman. Child impersonators in adverts sound just like ‘him’

  68. 68
    Mike Stallard says:

    If that was a nine year old boy and not his Grannie, I’ll join the LibDems.

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