September 4th, 2014

84% of Public Say Clegg Was Stitched Up

At close of play almost 2,000 readers have voted in Guido’s poll over whether that really was a nine year old child grilling the Deputy Prime Minister on LBC this morning. 84% smell BS…

The station are sticking to their guns though:

“The LBC production team spoke to the boy and his mum, and we were confident the caller was genuine. Since the show, we’ve spoken to Rohan’s headteacher who confirmed he made the call from school in the presence of a teacher, and we’re completely satisfied he has a genuine interest in the issue.”

Show us the boy! 


68 Comments

  1. 1
    Tachybaptus says:

    If anyone deserved stitching up, it’s Clegg.

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  2. 2
    Cyril Smith says:

    Aye, show us the boy.

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  3. 3
    Redacted says:

    84% said he ‘should be stitched up’…

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  4. 4
    David Cameron says:

    Wasn’t me.

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  5. 6
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    http://rt.com/news/184971-france-mistral-delivery-russia/

    Another nail in Hollande’s coffin and the French arms industry:-)

    WTF the Russians are doing farming out the defence of mother Russia to a bunch of cheese eating surrender monkeys is beyond me.

    The French warships are probably designed to sail in reverse and fly a white flag when under fire.

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    • 33
      The Growler says:

      Maybe for the same reason the government is farming out defence production (pure on cost you understand)

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      • 66
        Anonymous says:

        Here’s the state of play:

        Michael Fallon ( Conservative ) BBC website Re: 600 armoured vehicles.

        “US taxpayers won’t go on picking up the cheque if we choose to prioritise social welfare spending when the threats are on our doorstep.”

        Perhaps we should fire the unemployed and economically inactive people at ISIS ( sorry IS – sorry ISAL ) as it would be cheaper?

        ” Can anyone one tell how long to World War Three?

        I wanna know – I’ve got to book me ‘oliday ”

        Tom Hark – The Pirrahnas.

        Enjoy the things to come.

        It’s a big bad world out there.

        The net will not be your saviour.

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  6. 10
    Three Lions says:

    84% of public want Nick Clegg as the next England manager.

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  7. 12
    B. Edding says:

    Yep another one!

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  8. 14
    NIKE says:

    Nike are proud to be the number one sponsor of IS footwear.

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  9. 15
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    I really couldn’t care less about Clegg, he’s helped to screw the country up and the less I hear/see of him the better, bog off Clegg, we want the country to recover, you don’t help.

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      Vicar Of Dribbley says:

      Another fucking tard with another fucking tumble weed blog. Do you even know how cringe worthy and embarrassing it is to read such a sad, desperate plug for a sad, desperate blog that no fucker is ever going to read. Do yourself a favour and delete the blog, all of it, it is taking up precious internet space that could be used for beheadding videos or Roxy Raye anal prolapse clips. I particularly like the ones where she fucks her own inside out rectum.

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  11. 17
    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    The French mayor of Calais says that the UK is not doing enough to stop migrants arriving in Calais. Is this french logic?

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    • 27
      Owen Jones says:

      Slightly confused; immigrants want to shun the glorious Socialist paradise of France and instead come to sick capitalist Britain run by evil Tory scum? If they weren’t immigrants (and therefore diverse, multicultural and wonderful), I’d say they were as thick as shit.

      We don’t need their kind here. Except we do, obviously, because they’re diverse.

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      • 36
        Fishy says:

        It’s the benefits init?

        ‘Cause them benefits will allow them asylum seekers enough money to return, from time to time, to their dangerous war-torn countries that they have fled from, for holidays, family weddings…and to get their daughters cut.

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        • 40
          Owen Jones says:

          The NHS should be more inclusive, diverse and multicultural by offering FGM as one of its core, free, services.

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      • 38
        The Growler says:

        Owen you forgot, CHEAP LABOUR!

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        • 62
          England says:

          Found a way to get multiple Twitter accounts.I now get to get blocked by Owen every day.I love retirement.

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      • 47

        Owen

        You re nothing more than a common porpoise.

        Now get along and eat your morning Redy Brek specially now September s here and the mornings can be quite chilly for someone with a weak constitution and subject to the vagaries of the seasons.

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    • 34
      Calais eel-eagle says:

      I wanna house, I wanna dem benifit. Gibs me what i want.

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    • 44
      Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

      You look after them, England doesn’t want them, time your country did it’s international duty and sent them back to the last country, besides a Socialist country like yours should be taking responsibility for these people.

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    • 65
      Yankee go home says:

      He has a point. If we left the EU and deported illegal immigrants immediately, thee would be fewer of them cluttering up Paris.

      Or he’s offering us Calais back

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  12. 18
    John Bercow says:

    I wouldn’t argue with that kid. He’s bigger than me.

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  13. 19
    Susanna Reid says:

    latest news today: Clegg beating off a school boy on LBC

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  14. 21
    Owhine Jones says:

    A teacher organises it for a pupil to attack a politician on live radio, and it wasn’t even the BBC.

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  15. 22
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    http://rt.com/business/184953-embargo-cost-europe-5billion/

    I hope all that fruit isn’t going to rot in warehouses.

    Just like the EEC wine lakes and butter mountains it should be handed out free to all European consumers :-)

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  16. 23
    Not Nick's friend says:

    Considering he stitched the Tory party up over boundary changes, who is he to complain?

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  17. 24

    Clegg may be stitched up, but cannot force the child into the lime-light.

    Blame Labour, Vote UKIP :-D

    Meanwhile:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 26
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      I see Hollande is drinking his cup of hemlock.

      Vive President Le Pen :-)

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    • 50

      Look at them . Six technophobes round a meeting table in late 2014
      and not a smartphone or tablet in sight.

      They appear not even to know what use to make of the writing pads
      supplied.

      We are indubitably in good hands.

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      • 52

        What s Kerry doing seated strategically four square behind Obama?

        Don t let s even go there !!

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        • 55

          Hammond is desperately trying to distract folk from Dave’s bald patch.

          Vote UKIP :-D

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          • Tommy Testicles says:

            Look at the above comments readers, a love in by the biggest fucking arsehole pub bore wankers on this site. Was any comment above clever or insightful? Did any comment above offer anything to the discussion? No, of course not, just the usual sad sacks wanking off in public thinking they are on their own personal HIGNFY and that some political editor will offer them a column. I would say most readers here fucking detest the above posters and that Mr Guido should disclose their addresses and the general public should go round an shit in their fridges.

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          • Dave could get a wig.

            Vote UKIP :-D

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  18. 25
    Two Little Ducks says:

    This time next year, Clegg will be working on a cruise ship as a bingo caller

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    • 43
      The Growler says:

      And writing his memoirs my life and times among the Torwys the real low down of a dysfunctional government

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  19. 29
    Winston says:

    What does the Tory Bucks Council have to say about yet more Muslim grooming gangs in Buckinghamshire?

    http://www.getbucks.co.uk/news/local-news/look-police-execute-child-sexual-7711829

    There have already been convicted grooming gangs in High Wycombe and Chesham. Now Aylesbury. Has Bucks Council been covering up child abuse?

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  20. 31
    Rupert says:

    That was no 9 year old – it was Ed Miliband in a very tight jockstrap

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  21. 32
    Cleggsmegg says:

    Clegg seemed a bit put out and suggested the boy had some help from someone else. Presumably Clegg wanted listeners to think “how dare the boy be assisted by someone else”…after all, it’s not at as though Clegg has a whole team of briefers and speechwriters paid for by the taxpayers to feed him statistics and tell him what to say before every public appearance.

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  22. 37
    Anonymous says:

    incredibly creepy.

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  23. 42
    Fishy says:

    I still think it’s Laurie Penny

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  24. 56
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    People who use nine year old children to make political points are beyond contempt and do not deserve to be left alone with kids.

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  25. 60
    Cromwells Ghost says:

    could Jimmy Crankie get one over Cleggy over Scotland vote next
    on LBC

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  26. 64
    Neil Down says:

    16% of the country are as thick as shit then and probably wonder how that woman in Tootsie turns into Dustin Hoffman at the end.

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  27. 67
    Anonymous says:

    The bell you hear at 3:56 sounds like a mechanical kitchen timer to me.
    Definitely a woman. Child impersonators in adverts sound just like ‘him’

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  28. 68
    Mike Stallard says:

    If that was a nine year old boy and not his Grannie, I’ll join the LibDems.

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Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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