September 2nd, 2014

Brown Effect: Gap Closes 12 Points Since Gordon Joined ‘No’

He has doomed major companies.

He has doomed whole towns.

He has even doomed Wall Street.

Surely he couldn’t doom the ‘No’ campaign’s huge poll lead as well…

When Gordon launched the United for Labour ‘No’ campaign on 3 June, the ‘Yes’ campaign trailed by 18 points. Today the gap is just 6%


  1. 1
    whoopee cushion says:


  2. 2
    England forever says:

    Great news! Attaboy Gordie!

  3. 3
    Some Scottish guy with an Australian accent says:


  4. 4
    Cynic says:

    You’re kicking a man while he’s down.

    Don’t do that. Kick him – it’s easier.

  5. 5
    Gordon McDoom says:

    The backers did it.

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    Anonymous says:

    Obviously all that’s happened is the don’t-knows have made up their minds.

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    Shit Dick Brown and his socialist arsewipes can fuck off and do one. says:

    Is Gordon Brown still a politician?

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    Maimed Codger says:

    Scotland is going to vote YES… on the plus side, postage stamps will go down in price as the reason for the last increase was to maintain daily delivery to all parts of the UK, without far flung and remote Scotland Post Office delivery costs will be reduced….. let them pay their own Pensions, with an aging population we will be well rid… as with their Health Service, let them pay, wonder if they will have the same buying power on their own… on the down side… well there isn’t one…no Nuclear means Jobs for England, disband Scots Regiments.. create more here.. when the exchange rate is crap, they will be moaning about the cost of an English Mortgage… my big fear is that when the Socialist / Communists have screwed everything up, there will be another vote to let them back in…

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    Soviet Space Spinning Sex Gekko Further Update

    The first casualty of cold war is coherent reporting:

    Kremlin speak:

    Death due to decreased metabolism = They froze to death in this case.

    RIP ☨

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    They haven’t voted yet. When reality kicks in – the thought of Salmond having to deliver on his outrageous promises – the actual vote will be a little different I suspect when they realise that this is not a poll but a ripcord.

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    David Cameron says:

    Will the Kings be freed in time for the 6pm news?

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    Pre-ordered popcorn says:

    Vote Ukip to hold the balance of power in 2015. Then sit back and be entertained.

  13. 13
    Bellum says:

    I shall be holding a ‘Hurry Up And Fuck Off’ party on the eve of the election.

    Don’t let us down Scotland.

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    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    He’s on the payroll still.

  15. 15
    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    He and Blair covered up muslim grooming and pàedophilia for over a decade. These treasonous bastards should suffer the same fate as Caucescu.

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    Bellum says:

    You’re boring now.

  17. 17
    Hootsmon the Tartanator says:

    Has anyone decided where the Scottish Embassy in London will be yet?

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    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    And funny how we never see Gordon in public with his beard any more. She obviously fulfilled her contractual obligations.

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    Lynton Crosby says:

    For fuck sake Dave, you made a right balls-up of exploiting the terrorist threat. Now get on that telly and say you’ve rescued that poor child in Spain.

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    The European Court of Human Rights says:

    Shooting’s too good for them.

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    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    A fish and chips takeaway that also does deep fried Mars bars.

  22. 22
    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    You’re right. Perhaps some of the methods in the Saw films.

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    Some Guy says:

    In Gordon’s case it’s kicking a man whilst he’s downs.

  25. 25
    Gordon Brown says:

    It’s all Sue’s fault.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Crosshairs, please, on the CONSERVATIVE leader of Portsmouth City Council:

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Hope the Mc Doom curse is still working and the jockanese vote for independence. My Scotland our Britain… Lol!.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    …and bring that de@d son of yours into it. Oh, you already have:

  29. 29
    táxpáyér says:

    Good luck to New Darien. You’ll need it lol.

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    Thrill Seeker says:

    Has anyone opened a book yet on the name of the first British politician to kiss Aysha King?

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    Please reply with envelope provided says:

    NO is Scottish asset stripping time, devo max just a dream, vote YES and all those Scottish politicians who destroyed England and Scotland will be on Scots pensions, vote NO and the carpet baggers will be in Scotland and seeing what the Scots NHS and the councils are worth.

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    Fuck the jocks- better alone. At least well move to a higher number of people who can speak English. Cant wait for them to go.

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    non taxable pikey says:


    Somalia: AlShabaab confirms their leader Ahmed Godane was killed with 5 other commanders when their car got hit by a US missile.

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    suissebob says:

    The whole premise of this post is wrong.

    Gordon save the English! I should cocoa.

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    Dinosaur Skinner says:

    That old fart makes me look competent, eh Vera?
    I saw a flying zoo other day. Grand it were – fly fly away zoo – wibble dribble.

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    Please reply with envelope provided says:

    Surname begins with V, starter for 5 points, hint smarmy git, comes from Aden.

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    Nobrownsugar says:

    Brown…..the kiss of death for sure.

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    Better Together director of operations says:

    Everything was fine till we recruited the Jock mess monster to front our campaign.

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    Please reply with envelope provided says:

    I like the Scots, if they vote YES in the referendum on the 18th, then England and Scotland becomes free of the EU, we know that won’t happen, because both Scotland and England supply money to the EU, the political changes will be great for the English, can’t say splitting from Scotland is not a major change not to force an EU referendum in England

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    school girl says:


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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Gordon would make an ideal President for New Darien, he’s got it all on his C/V.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    I know that man!
    He promised me a laptop in 1998..promised I’d have a free laptop straight away.

    then he promised it again in 2000.
    And 2002
    and 2010.

    Same free laptop promised, year after year, that he’s never supplied.

    I think he’s some sort of charlatan.

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    Bawbag says:

    Speak it you might, write it you can’t.

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    Tony Smooth says:

    Just be watching those Isis terrorists on the telly. Massacring thousands of people. Lopping off their heads and all sorts of horrors.

    you know .. I can’t help feeling a teensey little bit responsible for all this.

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    Fred says:

    Well let’s hope they do vote yes. It’ll mean no more Labour governments in England!

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    Vacant Possession says:

    I have every sympathy with the ‘Yes’ voters wanting to get rid of The Houses of Parliament, Westminster, Quango’s – in short, the albatross tied around our necks and feeding intravenously off us.

    The Union itself could have been reformed & modernised and some powers devolved; However Dave’s love affair with the EU and further & deeper integration blinds him. Also a Sotland ‘Yes’ vote gets rid of all those inconvenient Scottish labour seats and would help him in the General Election.

    Only by comparing the UK with the EU in the eyes of the Scots was I able to feel the sense of helplessness & despair they must feel; I understand.

    The only problem is the SNP & Alex Salmond are not going to deliver the prosperity they want. All that ingenuity, artistic ability, courage and stubborness will not flourish under a spendthrift government. Which is what the SNP is.

    So good luck Scotland, I see why you want to be free (of us) however we might like to be free of Westminster just as much as you.

    Looks like the choices are bleak; Freedom under the SNP or tied in an unreformed UK.

    For pities sake, why don’t any of our politicians consider that the Union might need devolvement and reform after three hundred years, an industrial revolution, world wars, a social revolution and a technology revolution?

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    Gordon MacMuffincunt says:

    only chingrinner could do it

  48. 48
    Back1woodsman says:

    Sorry, McShame claimed the whole shipment.

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    Sarah knows best.. says:

    he was over the sofa the last time I saw him just about to get his medication

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    The colapse of the No vote says:

    started in America.

  51. 51
    Ed 'fliperty' Balls says:

    Begins with V .. hmmm …V …V ..lets see….?

    I know ! Chukka Vummana

  52. 52
    Back1woodsman says:

    Never mind, at least you were busy using all that Parliamentary time doing something important like banning fox hunting.

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    vazelet Doorstepping Services says:

    spot on old chap

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    Better off with out them says:

    Reform you say, can socialism be reformed? Can Broon be reformed? Can Glasgo’s drunks be reformed? the list is endless.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Polls say 0% increase.

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    near miss dept says:

    they were aiming for alec salmond

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    nell says:

    Yes indeed it is looking very hopeful for a YES vote in Scotland thanks to gordon’s intervention. I do hope they’ll wheel gordon out again for the no vote before the 18th!!

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    Joyce Thacker says:

    Remember your common purpose training Tony.
    Nothing is ever your fault.

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    suissebob says:

    Divide and Rule.

    Blame the Labour Party (Puppets of the Soviet Union, now Russia). Traitors and useful idiots, you can also include the modern Conservative party.

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    Londoner says:

    The Scots have taken a good long look at Ed Miliband and decided they are better off leaving the union than running the risk of being governed by him.

    I honestly wouldn’t blame anyone in Scotland for taking what is obviously a very rational precaution, if the option is available to them.

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    Wombat fancier says:

    van der Blair?

  63. 63
    Dee Lusional says:

    Incisive. It could swing the debate – assuming it is not all hot air.

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    In fact you have been boring for quite some time.

  65. 65
    Dee Lusional says:

    Lang may yer lum reek!

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    The Scottish scrounger is worried he might lose his bennies.

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    suissebob says:

    Love the Robocop rip-off.

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    I have heard that they want to adopt the ruble!

    First Shrotland, then the Muzzer towns will demand independence.

    IR will will win!

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    British Bloke says:

    Seriously though how did it come to this?
    A referendum on the break up of the UK.(Lets be honest that’s what we are talking about).
    The only referendum questions which I have been aware of being suggested in the last 30 or 40 years are those that concern either capital punishment or our continued membership of the EEC/EU.
    Both suggestions rapidly squashed and kicked out or into the long grass.
    Then totally out of left field not only has a referendum on the break up of the UK been suggested it has been adopted and is now happening in no short order.

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    Every Cloud has a silver lining says:

    Scotland will sink; nothing to do oil/benefits/sterling/etc. But because they will keep Jonah McDoom. Screw independence -lose Brown

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    Goron should be made to eat all of Schrotlands boggies. Every last single one until he bursts.

    Never mind. At least you have got Camelbung. Enemies on the Inside and ready to go to war with Vlad for some scum that make the Gleeks look honest.

    Well done Britain.

    Vote for independence from America

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    Me mum said I could comment says:

    Both England and Scotland will have a better chance of giving both peoples a better chance of a decent life than if we stay in a Union, both have qualities that allow them to be in the worlds top countries, by splitting we get rid of the corruption that controls both countries in the HOC and lords, it’s a way of starting again the only chance that both countries will get for at least a hundred years when the EU’s thousand years Reich is turned on and destroyed.

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    Yes, Glasgow!

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    Ecky Thump says:

    NEARLY 30 men have been arrested as police in Keighley investigate claims of child sexual exploitation by an alleged grooming gang.

    It is one of three major investigations West Yorkshire Police is carrying out into alleged multiple offences of child sexual exploitation, the others being in Leeds and Calderdale.

    The inquiry in Keighley has led to 28 men being arrested for alleged offences against four girls.

    The issue’s profile has been raised by the scandal in Rotherham, where at least 1,400 children were sexually exploited between 1997 and 2013.

    Granville Ward, safeguarding delivery manager for West Yorkshire Police, said: “Extensive work has been ongoing between West Yorkshire Police and partners in recent years to investigate and prevent child sexual exploitation, with the emphasis firmly on experts from agencies working together to put the victim first.

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    Anonymous says:




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    nell says:

    O/T sorry – no doubt dr gary nicolin the dr who laid charges of ‘cruelty’ against Ashya King’s parents is very happy tonight that the parents remain in a notorious spanish jail whilst their very sick son is isolated in a hospital three hundred miles away from them.

    Let’s hope his written statements to Hampshire Police that the child would be dead by last Friday unless found and his Child Referral Document sent to Children’s Social Services alleging cruelty will soon be exposed to public scrutiny in a court of law!!

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    Dunbar Dork says:

    Back Labour, get an owl instead.

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    nell says:

    Nothing, especially in politics, is ever forever. Just ask the Romans!

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    nell says:

    Ah the tide has turned. Now perhaps we’ll start to see some justice as police begin to realise there is no hiding place if they fail to do their job properly!

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    Phil Latterly says:

    It would be hilarious to watch the SNP morons trying to run a country.

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    Dive, Dive, Dive found his moral compass.

    I very much hope the Schrotland votes fror independence.

    That will open the floodgates for the Vlams to brake free from us Wallons.

    The Bisque country ad Catalites in Spain will want a vote as well

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    Scottish labour - holding Scotland back says:

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    Heaven forbid that Klosavu, Climea or anywhere else might want to be free as well.

    PS: I have gone right off of Russels BIG TIME!

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    Wheels come off Glasgow Labour Council says:

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    Gordon Brown trying to persuade to not split Scotland from UK says:

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    Alex Salmond under his breath says:

    With a population of just 4 million (a large percentage of which are either pensioners or the sick lame and lazy)Scotland is going to need a lot of immigrants.

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    Wet Dithering Dave says:

    Now, this does not mean that they are all bad, I’m sure that my idea of temorarliy (couple of months)
    depriving the naughty boys from returning to the UK to collectt their benefits and the opportunity to lop off a few Englishmen’s heads, with prove to me most effective.

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    Caledonian Crazy says:

    Dream team: Ed Miliband / Gordon Brown. Far superior to the old Blair / Brown duo.

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    Norm Normal says:

    There is a joke in there (updated from earlier)

    What do Russians and gekkos have in common? Sticky fingers! Geddit?

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    Colonel Independente says:

    Perhaps they could get Mark Thatcher to join the campaign, just to make certain of it being a Yes vote.

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    The Ummah is a bummer says:

    House of Commons Select Committee (chairman: Keith Vaz) report, June 2013:
    “However, the committee said there was no simple link between race and child sexual exploitation and warned against stereotyping offenders.” I see they’re going to further enlighten the public, on the subject, concerning the Rotherham cases.

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    stushie says:

    I’m an expat Scot &never thought I’d say this. Brown typifies a lot of Scots,sleekit,on the make,hypocritical, sanctimonious, AND a Scots socialist with all the baggage .that implies.
    I hpoe his ilk bugger off.Vote YES>

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    P.C Labour Council in Rochdale ignored abuse & exploitation on young girls committed by Muslim Men says:

    21 February 2012 – A group of 11 men plied girls as young as 13 with drink and drugs so they could abuse them, a court has heard.

    The offences are said to have happened in and around Rochdale, Greater Manchester, in 2008 and 2009.

    Liverpool Crown Court heard how the men, aged between 22 and 59 and from Oldham and Rochdale, “acted together to exploiting the girls”

    Youtube Channel: “Englandu Ackbar”.

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    Gordon saved the world says:

    Never play marbles with Gordon, he always carries a spare.

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    Jock McJock says:

    When we get our independence, you English canne come here anymore.

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    Old Blue Eyes says:

    I bet you are good companyat a funeral.

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    Get tae fuk yerself says:

    Ah you flack in flack in flack in screwy jimmy.

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    They’ve been wanking?

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    Bordon Grown says:

    In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

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    IS Syrians says:

    We’re ready and waiting, suitably trained and equipped. Just open the door and let us in.

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    10 north says:

    Can I still get 4-1 for a YES?

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    The Ummah is a bummer says:

    There are a billion more, where they came from.

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    Hoots McToots says:

    If Scotland go indie, I bet Gordon will start cuddling up to the SNP as a ‘senior statesman’ to try and grab some power for himself.

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    England says:

    They can have ours!

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    The police are fat spineless pricks

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    A real Scotsman says:

    Ye can tak ma freedom but ye’ll neer tak ma bennies!

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    Gordon Brown says:

    As a self-proclaimed ‘ex-politician’, I am very concerned about losing my Westminster MP job if the North British vote Yes for freedom and self-government. Alistair, Jim and quite a few others are very worried about losing their jobs too. They told me so when they brought me fizzy orange pop at visiting time last week.

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    Douglas Carswell says:

    Stop talking about Scotland. Look at me!

  109. 109
    Go Independent Get Gordon Brown says:

    You Guys are crap at kicking Gordon, standing, going down or down. He terminally still walking.

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    The Welsh says:

    We’ll still be here

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    Moose loose aboot the hoose says:

    Yes, with that pencil hovering over the paper, the idea that that little tin-pot tartan tyrant will have power will scare the living shite out of many a wee Scotty voter.

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    Only saying says:

    Why is it that on select committee’s the only people I ever see as chairman are Vaz and Hodge?

  113. 113
    Gordon Brown's Residence says:

    To be released soon

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    nell says:

    socialists always run out of their taxpayers money – it will happen to the SNP too in due course. I still hope they win the YES vote!

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    Private Fraser says:

    They’ll be wanting Scotland Yard back.

    Wher awe doomed!!

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    Big William Wallace says:

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    Youtube Channel: TheDustpile says:

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    BBC Horizon Produca, aged 18¼ says:

    Doesn’t everything die from decreased metabolism?

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    nell says:

    And Rotherham says – we’re happy to send them ours!!

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    The pattern will repeat many times more yet. Soon the backlash against the girls will commence– scrubbers etc, led by RofP leaders.

    This appalling ideology and the eight year old wife of its Profit(sic) needs moving off our shores immediately. These animals should be, er…behea’ded?

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    Hoots McToots says:

    There was a young husband from Fife
    who fell rather hard on a knife
    he said with a grin
    I think it’s gone in
    and now he’s a wonderful wife.

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    Where to find the marble says:

    If you want to look it is in the cup. To look lift the lid off the top.

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    The Ummah is a bummer says:

    The false premise that a certain religion is compatible with liberal democracy is the main reason that the 2nd Gulf War ultimately led to the current debacle. Cameron and Hague seem to have laboured under the same delusion, at least as late as when it became clear the Arab spring was ending in tears.

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    Old Codger says:

    That’s Labour for you. Looking after the working man. As long as that man is of Pakistani origin and works as a taxi driver.

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    'andjob chowder says:

    Yes, that would make for excellent entertainment.

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    nell says:

    So the hampshire have run and hid, the NHS Southampton Hospital has said ‘donb;t blame us and Southampton say the hampshire police and southampton nhs, notably a man called dr gary nicolin, misled them and still Ashya King’s parents are locked up in a notorious spanish jail as their five year old son lies isolated in a hospital 300 miles away from them.

    So who is going to take the blame for this tragic fiasco??!!

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    Private Fraser says:

    It’s a long shot, but it could be a draw…..

    Wher awe doomed!

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    Vazeline® The Slipperiest Substance On The Planet says:

    My position is very protected and privileged!

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    'andjob chowder says:

    Perhaps not race, but they were all culturally Islamo

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    Charlie Chunkle says:

    Ha ha ha! Fucking like it! Kicking him whilst he’s downs! Yes! He does have that mong spacca dribbling look about him doesn’t he? Who else in the public eye would readers say is a bit of a dribbler? Lilly Allen looks like she smells of cheesy Wotsits. Zoe Ball had a bit of a fork in the toaster vibe too. Of course Jamie Oliver but I think he actually is a real downs.
    Saying that my mate reckons he once had a nosh job off of one and it was fantastic, all the dribble you see, like a Mike Adriano movie and their mouths are so wide you can get your nuts in too.

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    Spare us some change for a bevvy? says:

    At the second urinal in the men’s toilet of Euston Station.

  132. 132
    Yes Win takes all says:

    Can we, south of the border, throw in a few extra surprises for the winners, like the miscreants of South Yorkshire, Derbyshire, Oxford, Islington, London, readers of Alex Salmond national paper and B$iar, IDS and all the Westminister hypercritical politians.

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    nell says:

    Oh spelling!! that should read ‘ hampshire police have run and hid’ and the Southampton NHS says ‘don’t blame us’ and then Southampton City Council say that Hampshire Police and Southampton NHS misled them. Ha! It’s called passing the buck!!

    And still the parents are incarcerated in a notorious spanish jail and their very sick child isolated away in a spanish hospital ,thanks to dr gary nicolin!!

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    We r com in soon yes please mr salmon fish.

    You should start an intensive programme of building our benefits profile, Mosk and minar’et building, doctors practices only for us and whitey

    Girls. Girls. Girls.

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    The Ummah is a bummer says:

    ‘Polite’ (i.e.political) society would rather believe that a segment of their own population are expendable scum than that the religion of the Arabian Nights and the Andalusian Golden Age is, in fact, (and always has been) a toxic pile of doggie doo-doos.

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    Bellum says:

    I shouldn’t have laughed at that.
    But I did.

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    Cameron, the thinking turnips' manglewurzle says:

    “I will do whatever it takes, to my utmost ability and with every breath in my body, to try to ensure that no child is r’aped in the UK ever again”

    Just one sentence that you will not hear from Camerscum.

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    See you Jimma says:

    How many Scots does it take to change a light bulb?

    Without the English tax payer, there will be no light bulbs

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    Baw what? says:


  140. 140
    Doner says:

    Do you get chilli sauce with it?

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    what a gay dave says:

    What’s the point of the no vote winning by a narrow margin?

    If only 56% of those that can be bothered to vote want to stay part off the union then they should be kicked out anyway

  142. 142
    Rob Roy says:

    So sterling takes a stumble on the chance of a Yes vote.

    This indicates that without Scotland propping it up the English pound is overvalued.

    Well I never. We have not heard of this before.

    Thank you Mr Market for pointing this out.

    You are a lot more informative than the Westminster elite.

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    English execut’ioner scores again. And Clogg can only see their good side.

    Utter pathetic snivelling excuses for men……clogg and Caderon.

  144. 144
    The Ummah is a bummer says:

    The only sign that anything has really changed would be if the government lifted the ban on Spencer and Geller visiting the country.

  145. 145
    Sandy Jamieson says:

    If Salmond wins by anything less than 4%, like Ireland in 1922, there’ll be a civil war

    He’ll cheat. He’ll lie. He’s been taking lessons from Lutfer Rahman .

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    Scampi Flaps says:

    Well fucking said that man. This Eu Troll wanker really is up his own fucking arse.He thinks that people actually care what he thinks or says. He knocks one out everytime he puts one of his shit Twitter links up here. The only reason his fucking links don’t get deleted is because he has a fucking shit wordpress blog. As wanky an arsehole as that Cocksuckers Cat knob jockey who use to be the pub fucking bore on here. Hey EU Troll twunt? Do us all a favor and go fucking gas yourself.

  147. 147
    Bohr says:

    Salmond makes Miliband look like Einstein.

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    RomaBert... says:

    Bye bye Sweaty Sockland :)

  149. 149
    Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi says:

    Who or what is this Owen Jones ?

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    Jezza says:

    Because Vaz is a p*ki, not sure about Hodge

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    Vlad says:

    More to do with Putin & Ukraine.

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    nell says:

    Here’s the man who has apparently arranged for the imprisonment of Ashya King’s parents in a notorious spanish jail and for Ashya himself , a very sick five year old, to be isolated in a spanish hospital without parental support. ‘Nice’ man!!

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    May playing the same record earlier. Yes all cultures draw its victims but one stands head and shoulders above all else.

    Step forward the RofP.


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    Independence Now! says:

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    Vlad says:

    And he’s an immigrant too boot.

  156. 156
    Scampi Flaps says:

    The “dead” son never fucking existed, it was all a fucking made up tale to get Dave some sympathy from the fucking axe wounds on Mumsnet.

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    Owen Jones,Guest Moderator says:

    Good evening and welcome to another great topic and discussion on Order Order

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    Jezza says:

    We’re going to need a big jail for all the moo slims we’re going to have to lock up

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    Sanity will retreat when the pubs open and the desire to finally pull one over the old enemy will be irresistible to jock.

    It will be fun.

    Looks like the west Lothian question is resolved. Scots out and Liebor routed at a stroke.

    C’mon Alex.

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    George "jaw jaw" Galloway says:

    After another sickening public beheading by ISIS, do tell me of you hear of a single protest against them in Europe or America?

    Baroness Warsi declines to comment,as per usual.

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    The Ummah is a bummer says:

    A line that is often quoted on the web runs “It was reported back in 1995 that “Vaz was secretly taped saying he ‘wanted to create an Asian (Muslim) colony’ in an area of Leicester, and complaining that not enough Asians were moving in and not enough whites moving out. ‘They (the whites) will know when to move out … they’ll get a visit from the men in grey suits, hahaha.’” Apparently it was a C4 despatches. Just the guy needed to chair a committee looking into Muslim men preying on white girls.

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    Jacobite forever says:

    Couldn’t agree more. The highland louts would be suitably impressed by the presence of a titled English gentleman.

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    Jim says:

    It is very unlikely that 100% of the Don’t Knows have made up their minds logically to Vote Yes?
    If the story is true it may be that they believe they can leave their debts unpaid.

    If someone said to you forget your Debts would you not say Yes without a thought for the consequence?

    It’s just Human Nature. At this particular time things are bad for a lot of people who are seeking some relief. But this always happens after Labour have gone broke it’s just taking longer than normal.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    He’ d probably end up in Wales.

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    nell says:

    I think the bigger issue is that he’s nhs and they just think they’re God and they have the right to dictate and sod the views of parents !!!

    nhs Choice – patients have the right to seek treatment where they want it and to ask for 2nd opinions??!! It’s a joke – you try it and you’ll find yourself arrested – try it for your children and they’ll be taken into care and you’ll be sent to prison!!

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    Anon & VOTING for UKIP in May 2015 GE & LE says:

    Has Jonah McMental ever been off his medication long

    enough to be even considered as a politician ??

    Doubtful very fcuking doubtful …………

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    duty pedant says:


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    sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

    Safeguarding delivery manager
    West Yorkshire Police and partners
    Experts from agencies

    More left wing politically correct thought no wonder they don’t have time for policing, what a load of garbage, what happened to real policing, I really give up,I hadn’t realised that the police had been so thoroughly infiltrated with left wing mumbo jumbo.

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    Your mentor Herr St@ines appeared on Sky earlier. Extremely sombre.

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    I blame the Koso vans

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    sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

    You sure you got that right, no light bulbs?.

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    Rev Dodgson says:

    Sayeeda Warsi, I based my Queen of Hearts character on her. “Off with their heads.”

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    Scottish idiot – we dont really need them

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    Elections ‘arranged’ to your requirements.

    Loafer Ratfur Election Specials plc.

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    Jim says:

    The downside will be as bad for England as it will be for Scotland.
    Nobody is going to be laughing if the Scottish Vote fails to defend the people of the UK.

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    A big jail with its own mosque, I hope.

    We must think of their human rights!

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    Julius Caesar and Gaius Octavius (AKA Caesar Augustus) says:

    Why is September the ninth month of the year, October the 10th, November the 11th and December the 12th, despite their literal translations being the seventh, eighth, nineth and tenth onth respectively?

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    New Scottish National Anthem says:


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    Old Nick Heavenly says:


    WXhat the flik is a Safeguarding delivery manager for fluks safe?

    A lorry driver ?????????????

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    Suspended libor Rovveram councillors, yep…….all R of P.

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    Quite right , Nell;

    The bastards charge 50 euros for 3 pokin ice creams

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    I’m hoping.

    It will be hilarious!

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Many more to come no doubt.

    Soon we’ll be having them here too, I mean what’s to stop a gang of ‘Asian’ men from grabbing some Kafir off the street and beheading them in a secluded place?

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    sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

    School tomorrow, time to sort your books out and get an early night, our Owen

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    suissebob says:

    One fricking cent is not a tumble.

    Sterling is worth fuck all, it’s trading on history and if that stooge Miliband is elected, hello Zimbabwe.

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    whoopee cushion says:

    if somebody was to post the recording on the web that would be embarassing.

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:


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    Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi says:


    If intelligence reports received by Owen Jones are correct it would appear that Turkey and the USA are invading Syria.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Two boots.

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    2+2=22 says:

    Before he married his cousin?

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    Send a taxi around, Abu, the social services will pay.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Because the original Roman calendar had only ten months and rattled round the year like a cat in a tumble dryer. It started in March, so all the ‘number’ names of months went two out when January and February were added later.

    The Romans never got their calendar quite right. Their final revision, the Julian calendar, introduced in the late 1st century BC, still slid slowly into wrongness and was 11 days out of whack by 1582 when the Gregorian calendar was brought in to correct it.

    The Romans were bad at maths and technology. They had slaves, so they never needed to bother their little heads about such mundane things.

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    Rev Dodgson proposes to Sayeeda Warsi says:

    Throw in the five diamonds and I am definitely in your hand.

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    Nell's Mentor says:

    ‘hidden’, dear, not ‘hid’.

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    All government ministers for the past 70 years says:

    We’re the same.

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    East Lothian Pub Preparations says:

    Which side is Gazza voting for?

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    Cassandra says:

    ….and still, the likes of tosses Clegg, Ming and Pantsdown will be talking about their human rights.

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    Get rid of the dead wood

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    Ad hock says:

    Can’t we just ship him off to Alex Salmond – Fife, will after all come under his control if the Scots are ‘awa, and the Midlothian principle will see the back of Gordo the Ambivalent.

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    Death by drink recorded 23rd Sept says:

    If the SCottish do vote Yes, does that mean they will buy a round of drinks?

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    nell says:

    When talklng of blocking parents rights to NHSChoice and 2nd opinions I have another one for you – her name is dr emelia wawryzkovicz of nhs peterborough. She also made false/untrueallegations and tried to use children’s social services , unsuccessfully, to prevent a 2nd opinion of her wrong and failed diagnosis of YoungNells.

    Thankfully YoungNells has now been properly diagnosed, after 14 years of failure by Peterborough NHS, with the genetically inherited Ehlers Danlos Syndrome . She had, as Prof Grahame CBE of the St John and St Elizabeth Hospital in St john’s Wood london said , 21 VERY VISIBLE symptoms of the condition. So how did dr emilia wawryizkovicz and her cronies miss the symptoms?>?!!

    We just think these drs are absolutely evil that they would wilfully harm children to protect their own inadequacies, incompetencies and failings

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    Anonymous says:


    It’s not NHS you need, it’s salad.

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    Battersea MPs Home says:

    Every dog has his day.

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    Cpl Hicks says:

    Are the jocks intelligent enough to know what the debt issue is? If Wee Eck promises more bennies surely the jocks will vote yes?

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    Bellum says:

    Not to worry. Apparently, Dave is going to make a statement.

    So everything is fine.

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    sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

    Wonder if Fife will become and independent kingdom and break away from Scotland if the Scots vote YES.

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    Brown Eye PI says:

    … because minorities from Aden and Egypt have to be front and centre. They’re pushy like that.

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    Yankee go home says:


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    Beam Me Up Scotty says:

    Aye, but we better make it a small one…

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    Diane McAbbot says:

    I’d love a big jock

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    Norm Normal says:

    It’s a ref to the Ruskies stealing equipment out of Ukrainian factories.

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    Best Interests of the Child blah blah blah says:

    The thing is, they should already have been scrutinised in a court of law. What was the judge who agreed to the warrant in the first place thinking? Didn’t he ask any questions about precisely what crime these people were alleged to have committed? If not, why not? If he did, what answers was he given?

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    Gordon McMong says:

    If Scotland goes independent, I will immediately join the SNP to give them good economic advice. They should certainly switch their currency to link up with the Indonesian Ruppiah and buy gold at the top of the market; I will then advise them to sell the gold, on very good advice from Goldman Sachs, at the bottom of the market. Scotland is on the verge, if they vote for independence, of economic disaster and I am there to help them achieve it. Och eye thy noo!

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    Matronella says:

    And don’t forget to polish your shoes. There are six house points for the shiniest.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Nell, you know as well as I do that absolutely nothing will happen to them.

    Dave – who has even less spine than an amoeba – won’t dare criticise anyone from the NHS so close to an election; he knows (rightly) that the sp@stic British public still see the NHS as untouchable.

    The Rozzers will come up with the usual specious excuses – ‘only acting on orders’, ‘best interests of the child at heart’ etc – and, before you know it, the media cavalcade will trundle on to something else: some actress starkers, R@gheads ex3cute someone else, etc.

    Ainsi va la vie.

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    Central Bank of Scotland says:

    Put it on the tab

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    The British Public says:

    Syria is none of our business

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    Norm Normal says:

    Worst case of scampi crumbs in the knickers I have ever seen!

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    Dave Cameron says:

    Have the Spanish released me from prison yet, or should I carry on handwringing?

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    Ah! Not a reference for the Ukranians wanting to steal Mrs H’s money to pay for genocide!

    Thank gawb that Slerbia’s terretorial integrity was respected and the Klosovans were not allowed a referendum.

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    Norm Normal says:

    Hmmm this gekko business has really upset these ‘friends of Russia’ people :D

    I mean who is a ‘friend of Russia’ these days? It’s so uncool! :D

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    Norm, are there photos to prove this, any evidence at all.

    The Oliphant is the lack of evidence in the room

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    Hamish McFeartie says:

    McDoom to the rescue…

    All immaterial of course, because the Scots are too scared to take their once in a lifetime opportunity to dump the hated English.

    All the talk of not being spongers is a smokescreen – they want English cash and will swallow their pride to keep taking it.

    Wait and see.

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    The 160 mile high club says:

    Being cooped up in a satellite is enough to make any previously sane creature start climbing the walls.

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    Very strange twitter account in the screenshot: Worth checking out.

    Helicopter story likely a continuation of the Message 2 Psy-Op.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    The skin of your teeth says:

    You are off the hook, but the Spanish government are going to charge the Assistant Chief Constable of Hampshire with wasting police time. A warrant for his arrest will be issued shortly.

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    One has to Wonder as to the ehnicity of CIA funded pro USA Troll?

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    Norm, it is not Friends of Russia cool

    it is

    Sick of hypocrisy and fukin double standards from proven lying warmongers cool!

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    I wonder if Independence will mean Sir Sean will sell his ten Caribbean islands and come back to reprise his career as a milkman in the Gorbals ?

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    Norm Normal says:

    Leme guess…nursey hadn’t changed him again?

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    Whatever happened to that prick of a plod from Hampshire plodders who over the weekend couldn’t get enough of himself on the media wanking on about those nasty kidnappers?

    Suddenly like all cowards he’s gone to ground. Probably off with stress now and looking for a massive compo payout and early pension. Not fit to wipe my arse with.

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    err, burn it.

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    But tory poofta Fraser Nelson reckons that muslims are really nice people.

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    Just make sure you are tooled up.

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    in fact, burn it at Burnam woods

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    hang on a min says:

    Ed Balls was Children’s Minister while
    Rotherham’s child abuse scandal was
    being covered up by the Labour council.
    Exactly when was he informed and what
    did he do about it?

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    Did anyone else see that dumb pig getting grilled today? Seriously, the pigs investigating themselves once again?

    Who wants to bet all the plods involved in the coverup have either retired or will suddenly retire due to ill health?

    What a bunch of fucking fat mongs.

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    Mediocrity Watch says:

    Yeah. ‘I’m not going to apologize’ for being a prize pompous prick. He’ll end up as head of ACPO.

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    Congratulations, Tachybaptus.
    You have surpassed even yourself.
    This latest post is *beyond* riveting.
    Did I mention I also do sarcasm – ?

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:


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    Chief Constable of South Yorkshire says:

    1. Rotheram
    2. Hillsborough
    3. Cliff Richard
    4. Orgreave

    FFS, I bet that twat David Peace writes a novel out of this shit. Cvnt.

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    In Rotherham you can still get 13 onto 1 for a “NO, PLEASE, NOOOO!!!!!!”

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    Liddle Towers says:

    Fucking media should be camped outside the superannuated, thick twat’s house.

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    Definitely not a good news day…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    And I’m sure you’d still be saying that, when one of them was giving no thought to his personal safety, in the face of potential hidden secondary devices, and trying to pull your maimed body from a tube train that had been visited by a rucksacked member of the Religion of Peace……

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    Owen Jones says:

    Can I have a bit more thrust? Mind the Klingons luv.

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    Owen Jones says:

    …do you just want me to bend over?

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    I wish Pro EU Troll’s posts were hidden. Or hid. Or incarcerated in a notorious Spanish jail.

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    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Incapability Brown, what a winner.

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    God says:

    I can confirm that this arrogant arsehole did apply for my job, but I told him to fuck off. I suggest you all do the same.

    I have circulated his home address to the media.

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    Ah, the V’azmeister.
    Slicker than a mozzie’s nut-brown womb-ferret, sliding into it’s fifteenth working-class, nine-year-old Caucasian Northerner of the morning.

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    south of the M4 says:

    Unfortunately (for us) he lost them years ago.

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    stun() says:

    Bankers seek an edge at boot camp? NY Times, fer crissakes. You may as well quote the Guardian. Oh, you do. Or the 22 Committee, whoever the fuck they are. Let me see if I can guess…are there a very small number of people on this committee?

    Vote Elvis Bus Party if UKIP doesn’t chuck you out for warmongering.

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    Dick Scratcher says:

    Well said nell.

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    cured lefty says:

    How to destroy any present or future gobshite lefty calling you a racist …..
    ROTHERHAM ROTHERHAM and make sure the fuckers fingers are not stuffed in their ears

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    Radio 4's Eddie Gayer says:

    Check out

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    Gordo McMong says:

    It all started in America.

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    *D*uty pedant, I think you’ll find.

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    Gary says:

    To be fair its not all Gordon’s fault. Alistair has to take some credit for managing to drop from 22 points to 7 points. He’s run a hyper-negative campaign. Reminds me of the accusations put to Osborne prior to the GE that he was “Talking the pound down”. He’s managed to say absolutely NOTHING positive for the union in the whole campaign! Alex Salmond would have been better leading ‘Better Together’. The whole campaign is an interesting case study for those who are politics nerds. Its very revealing of UK politics in particular and despite feeling irrelevant to most, there are indications of events that will echo down the years – stay tuned folks!

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    Looking at how we ourselves feel, living as we do in a satellite of the USA, you’re absofuckinlutely spot on.

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    Fraser says:

    We;re Doomed. Doomed I tell ya, unless we lose that Broon.

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    He wasn’t selling kitchen knives…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    I reckon says:

    If Miliband is elected Labour will force us into the Euro.

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    Vacant Possession says:

    I agree however it is not our choice – whether or not we have a strong Scottish line in our family.

    I agree with provisos – the Union is broken and does need fixing. I believe the reason DC did not make any effort to address this was a) he was playing a silly computer game (crazy birds? doped up dolphins?) and b) it is against his personal interests. A weakened ‘Britain’ is all good as far as he is concerned.

    An overhaul of our democracy is in order, including the Union, HOL, HOC etc is overdue. Right of recall please, now. Right of Queen to dissolve parliament reinstated now please. Fixed term government scrapped now.

    How can we expect the Scots to want to stay in such a naff union? I am English and I’ve had enough of Westminster & the BBC.

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    stun() says:

    I think that’s a fair comment. My view is that the politicians, in whatever campaign they immerse themselves, are way too far away from public opinion to actually know how to capture their audience. Cameron was way too soft at the 2010 election when much of the populace realised that Brown had fucked it up completely. He should have gone in both guns blazing and then done the proper austerity thing – he’s been blamed for it anyway, with only ever-increasing debt to show for it. The AV vote was similar – if a PR vote had been called it might have been different, if properly explained, but the politicians, who are supposed to be so good at PR, managed to fuck it up. Again.

    Meanwhile, we have the unedifying spectacle of years of employing exactly the wrong sort of people to work in the police, NHS, social services, councils, border force, civil servants, charities etc coming home to roost. Can’t even blame Labour – Cameron’s had 4 years to do something about it. Nothing. He’s vacant.

    Vote EBP (until EU Troll fucks off).

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    Yes. As living proof that the Rom’ans shagged pigs.
    A future referendum that England be independent from Wales and that a concerted scientific effort be made, to make Wales a second Atlantis?

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    Fucked off in the nick, didn’t I?

    Overly critical mention of my religion will be frowned on by the Elders.

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    sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

    They don’t have their fingers stuffed in their ears , they have their hands stealing money from our wallets.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    If the Jockanese do vote Yes, can we please, please pass a law that makes the playing of Bagpipes south of Hadrian’s Wall a Criminal Offence?

    If the Jockanese do vote Yes, will the population of Corby decrease as the Celtic contingent heads north, or will it become totally Polish?

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    Radio Four’s Eddie Gayer says: “It’s just after six OH…COCK!”

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    stun() says:

    Oxfam employs mercenaries. Not a shock to anyone leaving Tesco’s on a Saturday afternoon.

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    Sentimental Realist says:

    Yes, Julia Breck wasn’t it?

    Absolutely massive.

    Vote UKIP!

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    stun() says:

    It will become a haven of trouser-pressing.

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    cured lefty says:

    Any stats on how many journalists are now doing a double take on that dream , getting that career defining moment turning up to collect the award with their ego tucked under one arm their head tucked under the other!

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    Fabians are evil says:

    Hopefully the jocks will say yes solving many a problem for the English tax payer and depleting the bovine ranks of the Labour party within our parliament.

    But think on – if they do win what is going to happen when it all turns to shit and the place becomes North Korea ‘lite’ with marxists and the SWP running the shop? Are we going to allow millions of the short sighted bastards to swarm south in search of the English tax payers teat?

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    Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi says:

    Miliband and Cameron pontificating over the latest beheading. How about taking the fight to these swines?

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    Anonymous says:


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    Ask Alex says:

    What is to become of the Scottish and English who won’t go home?

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    Granny says:

    Many an english taxpayer’s Mickle will make a scottish Muckle

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    Labour mantra says:

    Racists are more evil than child rapists.

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    Whilst offenders were not Asia’n, I well appreciate, but you are I presume aware that Lee R’igby was a ‘kafir” and effectively beheaded by card-carrying members of the RofP and what you fear happening in some “future secluded place” is now *already* a matter of *historical* record, in a broad-daylight, major thoroughfare, of the capital city??
    Thus we have already *had* a beheading, the Rotherham-and-elsewhere rape-terror campaign, also a London RofP bombing atrocity, also RofP terror training camps discovered in the Lake District and elsewhere. Thus all the “nightmare-scenario” boxes ALREADY stand “ticked”, except perhaps for a radiological-material “dirty”-bomb, in respect of which I’m sure we only have to watch this fucki’ng space.

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    sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

    I presume it will no change for the Scots coming here and the English going to Scotland, it was done for Ireland when they went independent even through WWII, the Irish could get a boat to England and go and get a job without any messing about, it was the blight of the EU and it worked

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    Anonymous says:

    I paraphrase, but its better to keep your mouth shut and be thought an idiot, than to open it and remove all doubt.

    Scotland susidises England. And that is a fact.

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    To Alex says:

    FIFA are watching the Scottish Independent vote with relish. If no, Scottland may not be recognised as an Independent Footballing Nation. No loss there you can say. Unfortunately the Race Relations and PC crowd will incist on a percentage of players fron North of the Border being in the new England team. No more World or European finals I fear. No chance of qualifying.

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    The Uber App in G’ermany story looks interesting also.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    To Alex says:

    Scotland is named after a Irish Tribe.

    The Independece vote should be for PictLand

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    Jack Russell says:


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    Get ready for some more S’upreme I’mbecile snake charming…

    We can all sleep soundly now.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Stephen Nolan, twat says:

    There is nothing wrong with Islam, nothing whatsoever.

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    stun() says:

    With the ‘No’ camp having been in the lead for so long, I don’t think anyone has looked at the real consequences of a complete secession. One of the rating agencies (yep, OK) said that an independent Scotland would just about garner an investment grade rating (think Slovenia etc), but the assumptions to guess that must have been many and varied. Quite apart from the division of national debt, what happens with personal loans / mortgages owed to the banks? There isn’t a single Scottish bank – BoS is now Lloyds, RBS is really NatWest after a bizarre reverse takeover, both have nominal head offices (though not HQs for the group parents) in Scotland. So if the Jocks vote Yes, are they likely to continue to pay their debts to Sassenach banks?

    I have no idea, but it’s a little concerning that no-one else seems to either.

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    Jack Russell says:

    Don’t use the word sp@st!c in a post to nell. It doesn’t go down very well.

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    sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

    I’am sure Putin is really upset, boycotting something that’s 3 years away, is Germany suggesting something that’s going to go on until 2018 or longer, maybe they think Lebensraum is back on the Russian menu, but which way East or West.

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    Could get caught in the offisde trap if he isn’t careful.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    gillian duffy says:

    Glad I didn’t ask Gordon about all them muslim rape gangs all over the place. He would have really got shouty mental at that one.

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    Jack Russell says:


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    Tony Saunders says:

    “Going down”? Not Gordon, the son of the Manse, surely.

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    cured lefty says:

    Im just sayin
    could we fedex jihad johns fathers left ball and his mothers right tit
    or failing that his sister or any female cousin bits
    or even better if his virgin brother hasn’t dipped his cock yet into fresh white underage teenagers
    in rotherham
    chop his bellend and put that in the package

    I could go on for hours but I’d love to see the tweets between siblings

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    Ch’rist, the (A’leppo-based) and Para’guay-backed “Freedom for Lower Eritre’a” guerillas (domiciled in Luxembourg, of course, for tax purposes) will have a field day with this post. Pro EU Troll sure keeps it coming. Sigh.
    Cue “Vote UKIP”….smiley face….(repeat to fade)

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    of course they do... says:

    The sooner Scotland fucks off the better.

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    Yes Nick, it's nutjob. says:

    Prolly best you don’t post whilst p*$$ed Nick.

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    Better Uncle Sam than Putin the Gecko

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    Anonymous says:

    Compared to the alternatives? Look at his predecessors as FM ffs.

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    Jack the Ripper says:

    The thing is, if the Scots vote 51% – 49% to stay in, that really is no basis for a United Kingdom. It’s more like the footballers who play for one club for a year, then go somewhere else for a better deal.

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    A lying cheating paranoid bullying vindictive bastard often pictd wi' children says:

    VOTE ‘YES’ – an’ ye won’t see me ever again!

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    What happened to the poster you once were – angry, opinionated, full of vitriol? Frankly, I don’t recognise this milquetoast fence-sitter you’ve become.
    You’d only ever want me to be honest with you and so I will be – *it saddens me!*
    I hope you feel more like your former self soon and if there’s anything we can so – ANYTHING – then please: reach out.

    With our love,

    The Forum xx
    (PS Janine says hi)

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    Sarah says:

    Take from me – when he goes down – he REALLY GOES DOWN!

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    PUT IN THE GECKO (gasps Owen Jones)

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    Anon. says:


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    Beam Me Up Scotty says:

    Why on earth would it “turn shit”?

    Norway is just about the richest country in Europe, depending on your measure. And it’s run by Fabians in case you didn’t notice.

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    gildedtumbril says:


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    Where rumps are reared up, freedom dies says:

    What happened to the guy who kept calling people Schlomo?

  330. 330
    The Video Drone prez says:


    Chick, Chick, Chick, Chick, Chick, Chick, Chicken.

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    The Tosser in No. 10 (trying to ape 'Tone') says:

    My superlative PR skills prompt me to appear to be busy nine tenths of the time.

    The other tenth is parading about like a twat promising anything to anybody.

  332. 332
    Beam Me Up Scotty says:

    I see SWP support Scottish independence. Interesting. They are claiming the left wing grassroots campaign has delivered the late Yes surge.

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    Kulak murdered by Marxist filth. says:

    I have an account with Yorkshire Bank (Clydesdale Bank). Today on the way down from Aberdeen, I found that the Cashpoints I used were Down ??
    ? Should I bail out now ? Or wait till the referendum ?? Is it a Jock Bank. ? Is it a risk staying in it ??? Any advice would be helpful.

  334. 334
    UnAsked Scottish Foreign Policy. What will it be? says:

    Rangers Football Club is a stanch Protestatant Club, Celtic less so Roman Catholic. Rangers had a senior official who had to resign for singing a protestant protest song. Gazza imitated playing a protestant match flute duringa derby and was public rebuked.

    Footballing culture. Dormant Scottish Politics.

    If Southern Ireland did lord it over Protestants in North Ireland and this led to strife I raise the reality that Scotland would support them.

    An Independent Scottland would have no restraint in their new found freedom to lend help to Protestant in Ireland in whatever way they choose.

    The media have no realised the need to explore this

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Jamie Oliver – always looks like he’s got a couple of pork sausages stuck in his mouth.

    Gordon is the premier spacker though

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    Anonymous says:

    Thanks Tom Cruise.

    I bet your ‘ normal’ arent you?

    Sounds like you would shag a dead cat if it twitched.

    No offence if your an animal lover in the literal sense.

    p.s. Take your reply monkey with you to the zoo next visit.

  337. 337

    Owen Jones knows some black chickenhawks.

  338. 338
    Wake up $H€€PL£ says:

    What about the Islamic raping of white girls in over 40 towns throughout England?

    Happening right now!

  339. 339
    England says:

    Come on now,not all P aikiki men are terrorists,some are rapists.

  340. 340
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    I reckon Lily Allen smells more like month old haddock.

    Zoe Ball smells like sour milk.

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    Where posteriors are elevated, freedom dies says:

    Except for those of us who pop over there on holiday or for humanitarian reasons (wink).

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    Anonymous says:

    What’s good enough for the banks is good enough for me or the Jocks.

    Ye’ll tak the High Road and I’ll tak the Low Road and I’ll be in Scotland before ye.

    You seriously still believe that the Labour Government was the cause of worldwide austerity.

    Explain that to Baffled Obama. He’ll laugh in your face.

    By the way the Yanks are the worlds biggest debtors. Do you want to be the baillif who goes in for the money?

    Call Dog The Bounty Hunter!

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    sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

    Cameron stop fckin about, these people only understand someone who’s stronger than them, show your lefty liberal weakness and they will destroy you, bomb them to hell, the poor guy who might be next will have a better chance of living, if they know you will help the Yanks.

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    Anonymous says:

    But they are all stinkng throwbacks to the Neanderthals.

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    Have a closer look at the type of automatic weapons the FSA were sporting.

    Lux e tenebris.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Kulak murdered by Marxist filth. says:

    I Wonder ! Who is it ?……If only they coulf be persuaded to wait until after Sep 16.
    Might turn out the chap won’t be a Brit at all. They could then send him home to the anti-Englishland and make more friends there.
    Everyone happy.

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    Beam Me Up Scotty says:

    Imagine the sh*t storm if the UK then vote to leave the EU but Scotland as a region of the UK, votes to stay – and what if Wales and N Ireland do as well.

    Imagine something like the following EU referendum vote :

    UK: Yes 52 No 48

    Scotland: Yes 35 No 65

    Wales: Yes 30 No 70

    N Ireland Yes 30 No 70

    England: Yes 54 No 46

    That would be a meltdown scenario.

  349. 349

    Labour look after those who help their policies succeed, and keep them in power.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Jezza says:

    Lol indeed. If Cobra is going to be convened every time a moos lim beheads a non moos lim, there’s going to be a lot of Cobra meetings

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    just asking says:

    Has his passport been cancelled yet?

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    Where posteriors are elevated, freedom dies says:

    Isn’t the punch line to that: “Headlines next day: Jewish ventriloquist found strangled in alley behind pub”. Oh dear -I’ve managed to be anti-semitic and scotophobic in a single comment. Just wanted to be un-PC, really.

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    Wake up $H€€PL£ says:

    I fucking hate Boris with a passion.

    But on this airport business..he’s 1000% right!

  354. 354
    Norm Normal says:

    Look, there is no oliphant or evidence in the room because the fuckíng Russians stole that too, m’kay?

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    We treated women better.

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    LOL says:
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    Beam Me Up Scotty says:

    “Some beer” perhaps?

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    If the S’upreme I’mbecile or one of his minions tune in tonight, this perhaps might be worth throwing on the table at that the C’obra meeting:

    It would perhaps be wise to let anyone who wants to do this go and do it, rather than get ideas about doing it here.

    Strategy wise…

    Q: How does one deal with a death cult that hangs out under the banner of !slam and has a liking for Brit-pop and Nutella ?

    A: Very carefully.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  360. 360
    Norm Normal says:

    Wot r u? Wun of dem ‘friends of Russia’ types?

  361. 361
    Bellum says:

    I see a lefty twat spouting shite.

    Maybe it was the big bit in the middle that caught my eye.?

  362. 362
    Anonymous says:

    Och aye.


    I’m a dinna’ ken.

    It’s a moral dilemma.

    I cannae stond shortbread.

    Kilts and sporrans are frightening to my weans .

    They dinna like a wee dram neither.

    Kenneth McKellar and Moira Anderson are deed and The Big Y’in has gone awa te
    bide away these days.

    Dundee Friut cake is probably made Kowloon and no Scottish midfielder or striker has took the bawbee and hoofed it doon to the Saasenachs fitba clubs for yonks.

    Disappointed disnae come into it.

    The Broons have become post ironic. Like Giles in England.

    I’ll be havin a Claymore at my throat the day.

    Undecided but still cheerfiul.


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    Tell it as it truly is says:

    All the people in positions of authority and power are running around a la _”headless chickens”, desperately trying to pass the buck for responsibility regarding the despicable way these ethnic enrichments have for years abused mainly white, young girls.

    I, and others, have for years endeavoured to make the various authorities take action. These pimps/rapists see these girls as money making businesses. They know it, I know it, why have they not acknowledged it.

    It means the multi culti shite isn’t and doesn’t work. Don’t just believe what’s in daily newspapers, I could tell you true stories that would horrify you. Enough now, surely, in the name of all those frightened, abused, terrified girls, let the true story finally be told.

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    The FBI says:

    Folks…don’t be worrying about that beheading video !

    Please be assured that 110% of our resources are concentrated on finding out who the fiendish hacker was who leaked the naked videos of…Jennifer Lawrence!

    Do not be afraid to go about your normal business.

  365. 365
    Beam Me Up Scotty says:

    Greg Dyke might call that lot “hideously white”.

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    Jezza says:

    ‘These ethnic enrichments’ are emphatically Muslim

  367. 367
    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    Another day, another innocent person murdered by the religion of peace. And not a peep from leftie cúnts like Jones, Laurie Penny and Crapbin Alibaba Clown.

  368. 368
    D. Maris says:

    The movement to impose Sharia on the whole planet is of necessity a global project. It has to be fought globally: in a rational and methodical way.

  369. 369
    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    Good old Brillo hosting Newsnight. A change from the usual leftie hosts.

  370. 370
    Granny says:

    Under maritime law the best oil fields will be in English waters

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Odds favour ? says:

    There will be pain, and it will be unfairly spread.

    In the event of secession, Cameron’s legacy will be that he lost Scotland.

    So, in the dying days of his coalition, he will focus on softening the blow to his legacy.

    Cameron will cave into some arrangement with Salmond that ensures Scotland’s “bank victims” won’t carry the can.

    They will have known for years about the referendum, and its uncertainties. They had a “choice” (shallow Conservative term, given how that party treats it) to take appropriate steps.

    But, whether by some quirk of QE or any other arrangement that penalises existing savers, Real Savers throughout the UK — with bugger all interest to show over several years on life-long savings — will be forced to subsidise the above .

  373. 373
    Anonymous is a Total Fuckwit says:

    Actually, it’s “you’re.” Anonymous – you really are the top fuckwit on this blog. You, yourself, corrected this precise blooper a few days ago. What a moron. Did you study English grammar alongside Two Bogs Prescott, you wanker?

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    The Common Purpose KKK says:

    Ha, ha, ha, ha

    That black female gun cop that claimed sexual and racial discrimination only got £37K of compo….

    I bet she was banking on an order of magnitude greater compo than that (+ retirement).

    Is common sense breaking out all over the UK or what?

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    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    I wish we could just bomb the shit out of these third world muzee shitholes. We need to eradicate the muslim problem the same way we dealt with the Nazis. And just like with the Nazis, the left are defending the scum who want to kill us.

  376. 376

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Jim says:

    Is that the sort of fact that is stated but has absolutely no evidence to back it up? How about a fact that has supporting evidence? Like Scotland gets oer £10k spent on every person, England gets £8.5k. Source How’s that for a subsidy?

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    sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

    Don’t worry, the Scots would prefer benefits, rather than making a new start in a newish country, they will vote NO.

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    Anonymous is a Total Fuckwit says:

    It’s time to go mainstream with this. We need a Tory, if there are any left, to ask about it in the House.

  381. 381
    Jim says:

    At last Gordo does something for England- hurrah.

  382. 382
    Cardinal Biggles says:

    With a comment like that, I can tell you are not a lady. :D

    Vote ¬LibLabCon

  383. 383

    You’re fucking joking! Plod refused to go near those trains. I used to listen to fat cuunt plods on their old radio system, they ran for cover everytime there was a nasty criminal.

  384. 384
    Anonymous is a Total Fuckwit says:

    Let’s hope the next one hits the rapper dj twat who allegedly decapitated Foley.

  385. 385
    Jezza says:

    Still too much for a token who didn’t measure up

  386. 386
    England says:

    Brillo, the glimmer of sense in the BBC cauldron of steaming kiddie fiddling,pc,anti English,socialist piss and shit.

  387. 387
    The Common Purpose KKK says:

    Rory Stewart on NN tonight… the biggest (little?) fucking clown, with regard to geopolitical events analysis, in the UK today?

    If he’s the Oxbridge best we’ve got today…then God fucking help us!

    Chatham House has a lot to answer for. FUCKWITS the lot of ‘em.

  388. 388
    Anonymous says:

    Love it

  389. 389
    Old Nick Heavenly says:


    Ah, I see it clearly now.
    Russia is an ofshoot of Gollman Sax!

    Is that what you ,are saying?

  390. 390
    south of the M4 says:

    If an ‘A-lister’ chooses to post nude photographs of herself on the cloud then she has
    little brain. She didn’t deserve it, but she helped it along.

  391. 391
    C-list Celebrities says:

    We would, but we are far too busy trying to get the law changed so we can take drugs and cheat on our wives without the press telling you about it.

    I think you will agree this is far more important than a few terrorists or some sluts getting gang raped. It’s a small price to pay for the massive benefits of multiculturalism.

  392. 392
    JadedJean47 says:

    He’s like a composite of Ed Miliband and Owen Jones. An Oxbridge autistic, infantile, little boy all rolled into one.

  393. 393
    whoopee cushion says:


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    Out by an says:

    …order of magnitude

  395. 395
    Religion of PC says:

    Sounds like you require some diversity training? :D

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    Jim2 says:

    Oi, Mcfeartie,
    I’m not scared,
    I don’t hate the English (Pity them, often, mind you)
    I’m not a sponger (and employ English people)
    I’m a net CONTRIBUTOR to English ‘cash’

    Impressive how many twattish things you can cram into 2 sentences.

  398. 398
    south of the M4 says:

    With that headline you have the reason why the readership of the SW is miniscule. These utter idiots actually exist – and have a following. And this particular idiot has a position of influence.

  399. 399
    Old Nick Heavenly says:


    I’m a bit slow, it’s the Oettinger Export, RATHER STRONG, delicious and 67 euro cents a litre.

    The Russians stoile Oliphants camera and mobile phone when he spotted those Ruskie tanks crossing over into The DRP the other week.

    You know, he was with some twat from the Grauniad.

    And they stole the Ukies portables when they shot up the same tanks;

    Thay’s why there are no photos, right. The fukin Ruskies stole everybodies camera;

    Am I getting there?

  400. 400
    Anonymous says:


    Bannockburn and Ally MccLoed.

    Say nae more!!!!!

  401. 401
    The LibLabCon Protectorate of the Elite says:

    Ha, ha!

    So long fuckers!

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    Who do you think you are kidding Mr Blair? says:

    Failing to remove Saddam Hussein would have entailed far worse consequences for the country.

  403. 403
    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    oh, he’s normal!

  404. 404

    They had to really…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  405. 405
    David Cameron says:

    But we will welcome you back with open arms!

  406. 406
    T May says:

    Maybe they “yanked” his head off in the first edittion?

    Yankee, go home

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    Religion of PC says:

    Hmmm diversity training required, *box tick*.

  408. 408

    Impressive front page:

    Would like to hear what the feminist’s have to say about this.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Tel E Caster says:

    But how many of your fellow Scots could say the same?

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    Nell, my heart goes out to you

    I know that we are on totally different side of the fence but I have to admire your courage and determination to do what is best for your granddaughter;

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    The BBC says:

    Lip kisssssss

  412. 412
    Labour Elite says:

  413. 413
    The Liberal UK Feminazi's says:

    White, middle-aged, Anglo-saxon male got ever’ting he deserves!

  414. 414

    What is the arabic for: ‘bovvered’ ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  415. 415
    Tel E Caster says:

    Your mother must be so proud.

  416. 416

    But should the teen girl jihadi be prevented from empowering herself in holy warfare ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Religion of PC says:

    Do you feel intimidated by those more intelligent and knowledgeable than yourself stun()?

    I thought people like that voted Labour?

  419. 419
    Lagos calling says:

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    Me says:

    Greg Dyke’s a chosen one!

  421. 421
    Frau Merkel says:

    “What is the arabic for: ‘bovvered’ ?”

    ISIS oder ISIL Ooder IS

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    sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

    Just love listening to the YES vote on Scotland decides, the spectres of the Conservatives and UKIP in England, brought omg, the hate came out, the NO vote are just talking total crap.

  423. 423
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    Vote UKIP :-D

  425. 425
    Political correctness gone mad says:

    Which one will be grossly disadvantaged when he grows up?

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    sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

    Bloody hell Scotland has a working class, new one on me.

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    Anonymous says:

    Indeed. I don’t recall any Cobra meetings about this.

  428. 428
    Fishy says:

    WTF is she talking about?

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    sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

    They were moaning today the pound was to high for exports, someone should make their mind up.

  430. 430
    Gender Defender says:

    Overdone the blow tonight perhaps?

  431. 431
    The BBC are cunts says:

    We blame Fatchur.

  432. 432
    Anon. says:

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    Stop Sharia Now says:

    Brother Rachid has nailed Obama and indeed all apologists for Islam with this brilliant video, telling you about Is’lam from the inside.

    This is why we must stop Sharia now in this country: to prevent such an abominable ideology getting a real grip on our lives.

  434. 434
    Jihadi John says:

    Two heads are better than one.

  435. 435
    Stop Sharia Now says:

    Having viewed it again, I have to say that is one of the most remarkable and powerful videos I have seen in many years.

    It should be compulsory viewing for every single MP in this country and every councillor, every social worker, every police officer.

    Diversity courses are all very well in their way. But we should also have some reality courses.

  436. 436
    Penny Dreadful says:

    Is she just about the worst commentator in the country at the moment…I mean worst in terms of relevance, humour, insightfulness, intellect, impact etc etc?

    I can’t think of any other candidate for the title.

    The only thing she has going for her is unbridled egotism.

  437. 437
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:



  438. 438
    Anonymous says:

    Do you realise that 99% of readers have just ignored your post because you cannot spell “too”?

  439. 439
    Silly Sally B13COW says:

    Wear a bedsheet. It works for me.

    Vote Labour.

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    Anonymous says:

    It deserves to go viral. Everyone should tweet this vid.

  441. 441
    Miss Spelling says:

    They’ll probably say you shouldn’t have put an apostrophe in “feminists”.

  442. 442
    Mark Oaten (LibDem) says:

    ‘The Brown Effect’. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…

  443. 443
    The BBC says:

    She just fits our pundit profile perfectly!

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    The quality of Nutella is not strained…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    No Black Flag Over Big Ben says:

    Absolutely. Viral it everywhere – are people using viral as a verb yet?

    This is a truly clear and concise expose of what Sharia ideology is all about.

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    sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

    Interesting listening to what Scotland thinks, it’s purely a Socialist country, not one question was asked about England , Wales or NI and what and how they thought and how they fitted in with Scotland as a Union, all they talked about was keeping the Conservatives out, the Union is dead, time to bury it and hope Scotland votes YES, if it’s NO, England and Wales and NI should have a referendum on splitting the so called Union.

  447. 447
    No Black Flag Over Big Ben says:

    Chatham House – a nest of vipers and spies.

  448. 448
    No Black Flag Over Big Ben says:

    Hmmm…back to the history books for you I think…Spanish Civil War etc. It’s true the Left supported pacifism in the 30s (disastrously) but they never apologised for the N*zis. That was more the province of Liberals (eg Lloyd George) and Conservatives of various stripes (excepting the saintly Winston of course).

  449. 449
    Vacant Possession says:

    Only post sherry.

  450. 450
    Neil Down, Pamela Bawdy says:

    Pamela Bordes was about 30 years younger than the powerful controlling male I think…

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    Speak Up: Oppose Sharia says:

    Silence is Goal Down.

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    Some Balance Please says:

    She was probably useless and he was probably r*cist.

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    We Know It, So Say It says:

    Very true. And this is not just a leftie thing. There has always been a right wing romanticisation of the Sharia ideology (the Arabist tendency).

    As you say, it’s a toxic pile and always has been from day one.

    It’s obvious, clear, uncontroversial.

    So why do the best minds in our society (at least most of them, with a few, very few exceptions) continue to pretend this ideology is in some degree beneficial to humanity when it most certainly is not?

    A puzzle.

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    Dyke Lover says:

    If you say so…

    I suppose you could put forward this pic as supportive evidence:

    He does look a bit Fagin-like there.

  455. 455
    Spectator Watch says:

    The headless chickens have had a bad day at the Spectator as their house of cards continues to tumble down around them.

    Isabel Hardman repeats with no analysis or irony Cameron’s claim that ISIS

    “make no distinction between Muslims, Christians or any other faith”.

    This is such a stupendous lie that I am not sure any comment is applicable.

    I will say however that ISIS/ISIL – the Islamic State as it wishes to be called – makes very fine distinctions between all three. Everyone here knows this is the truth.

    So the question you have to ask is this: why is your Prime Minister lying to you?

    Meanwhile Fraser is getting very hot under the collar about the increasing determination of the Scottish electorate to vote rationally in their own interests in the forthcoming referendum.

    Message to Fraser: that’s the whole point about referenda.

  456. 456
    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    Love that Scaramanga style tan suit Obama’s wearing.

  457. 457
    Newspaper veteran says:

    Isn’t that a misprint for “I blame the cops and the Hunts”?

  458. 458
    Newspaper veteran says:

    Can you believe it? My comment was moded to “Hunts”. Yet the comment above it was printed without alteration. What’s going on here, Gui’do? If you’re going to play censor, at least be consistent.

  459. 459
    False Chukka Quote? says:

    So is this a bogus quote? There seem to be a lot of bogus quotes flying about at the moment. We need to do all we can to stop this “poisoning of the wells” of debate.

  460. 460
    Ant(i) Bellum says:

    Maybe it was – because you have tunnel vision.

    Oh, and FO BTW.

  461. 461
    Tachybaptus says:

    I’m not bothered = أنا لا ازعجت
    (Ana la az’aijat)

  462. 462
    Oil Set You Right says:

    Granny –

    You obviously haven’t studied maritime law.

  463. 463

    Cooking with P’utin

    Vote UKIP :-D

  464. 464
    Granny says:

    That, Ms Penny, depends if you have been stupid and self-centered enough to strip naked and take naked/intimate photos that you intend to keep on your phone or P.C. – if your career calls for ‘judgement’ – then you have just blown it!

  465. 465
    Creasyfy Me If You Like says:

    It’s very sad that because of the Stella Creasy case verdict we can’t have a free debate any longer about issues relating to feminism, female entitlement, and gender equality. For instance, there is no way now I can complain about male gender stereotyping in TV adverts without fear of prosecution.

    I think as a society we will live to regret this verdict in the same way we came to regret the imposition of political correctness on police and social workers in places like Rotherham.

    Enough said. Because that’s all you can say in this supposedly free country without wondering about the next word you might type, whether that will be your last before being banged up.

  466. 466
    albacore says:

    Breaking Great Britain up – why ever not?
    Parliament’s policies all pursue rot
    Migration, E U, spending till we’re bust
    It ain’t us they work for. Haven’t you sussed?

  467. 467
    Speak Up and Speak the Truth says:

    But this is only part of their creed.

    We also have forced marriages abroad, FGM, children being encouraged to whip themselves with metal chains (Shia), cousin marriage causing genetic abnormalties, women not allowed to pursue their education or normal activities like dancing, lesbians being kept prisoners in their homes, effective slavery and gay men being horribly persecuted.

    All these things are being kept covered up to varying degrees in our society. For example, anyone who speaks up about genetic abnormalities arising from cousin marriage in the NHS could find themselves accused of racial discrimination.

  468. 468
    Islamic peace movement says:

    Yeah, we are so concerned weare holding a huge arch through London and we’ve got our own hashtag too #stopbeheadingour kuffirneighbours

  469. 469
    bergen says:

    I know that Cameron thought it better to ask Labour to run the campaign but they’re all too shame-faced about Britain to make a rousing speech about our great and glorious common history. Instead it’s been relentlessly negative. Salmond must be laughing his socks off.

  470. 470
    Proud Northumbrian (North of the Wall) says:

    Be careful on the stairs at Gateshead Nick please Liddle.

  471. 471

    Very defensive body language from Hunt.

    Chukka’s suit jacket either doesn’t fit properly or he is playing pocket billiards.

  472. 472
    Handycock back in his Constituency but still whipping it out says:

    Can you send me your telephone number schoolgirl please. I am willing to give you any advice you might need. Boaz.

  473. 473

    See if they are still laughing this winter , the Russians can buy food on the world markets, in any case they are used to belt tightening after years of socialism.

  474. 474
    HM The Queen says:

    The arrogance of this Pervert thinking he can just carry on where he left off is just unbelievable.

    He is certainly going to receive a warm welcome from his fellow MP’s and former Liberal Democrat colleagues when he returns to Parliament, Has the man no shame?

  475. 475

    FFS! Is Calais suddenly part of the UK?

    It is NOT our problem.

    Ask the Australians how they reduced the number of illegals trying to enter Aus and copy their method.

  476. 476

    Sky news this morning reported that Salmond wants 25,000 immigrants a year in order to pay pensions .

  477. 477
    Dougie Carswell says:

    Philanthropist Of The Year goes to Tony Blair. Who got the Humanitarian Lifetime achievement award? Adolf Hitler? Remarkable.

  478. 478

    After November 1st the EU commissars will issue a directive commanding the UK “government” to open the so called border , the major of Calais probably knows she only has to be patient for another couple of months and she will be rid of this problem .

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    Scotland is ” purely a socialist country ” , thanks to the Barnet formula .

  480. 480
    Oi vey, my life says:

    Walking along Victoria street over the road from Scotland Yard and passed a black copper armed with an HK machine gun he looked more like a gang banger and not a cop. His clothes looked he had ironed them by bashing them with a mess tin.

    Scruffy and arrogant swaggering chewing gum with mouth open and leering, and get this, his finger was ON the trigger and the barrel of the gun point out at chest level. He looked like he had got his weapon handling skills from a gangster video game.

  481. 481
    UKIP Hacking at the roots with the truth says:

    Clear, concise and to the point, all anybody who is not a mooslim needs to know about them.

    And why they should NOT be given any degree of autonomy or power in this country.

  482. 482
    Jeehady Jon says:

    Two heads are better than one.

  483. 483
  484. 484
    Ed Balls says:

    No way am I going to the Mid East with a name like mine.

  485. 485
    Owen Jones says:

    Guido, Thanks so much for your kind words, as a leading Conservative party activist in the country. I value your support.

  486. 486
    Red Sauce Ed says:

    We will remove the Bedouin Tax.

  487. 487
    non taxable pikey says:

    If the incumbent “Parliament” comply with the EU Commissars then it will be seen as the final nail in their coffin. How Camoron and Clagg spin that will be fun to watch.

    It will add millions to the UKIP vote in May. Bring it on!

  488. 488
    non taxable pikey says:

    What you need is a Signature Tax.

  489. 489
    Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

  490. 490
    Gordon McRuin says:

    Just when ye thought I’d finished ruining Britain, I’m back!

    I swapped your gold reserves for worthless Euros. I scuttled off to Lisbon to sign away your independence without the vote I promised you. I undermined your wages with low cost immigrants and called you “bigoted” if you pointed it out. I helped health sector unions to turn NHS hospitals into death camps for inconvenient old white people. I mortgaged the country to the hilt and spent it all on the Labour payroll vote. But I’ve not finished yet. For my greatest trick of all I’m going to help dissolve the thre ehundred year old uniion of Scotland and England.

  491. 491
    pookie snackumberger says:

    And normal life (for them) goes on, up above the mire they create for us.

    I think they like to see how much they can get away with; bet they all have a good chuckle around the dining table in their mansions.

    Blair is awarded philanthropist of the year title at GQ awards ceremony.

  492. 492
    Owen Jones says:

    I’d like to give her one.

    Just between you and I ,I have already done so and it was awesome.

  493. 493
    Obvious innit! says:

    it means that if she takes her knickers off she wants you to see her pussy – and possibly pet it

  494. 494
    Anyone but England says:

    We want freedom from the Union to ….errrr join the European Union! We’re not stupid ye ken!

  495. 495
    May Gray says:

    Immigrants don’t want to claim asylum in France because they see Britain as an El Dorado.

  496. 496
    Dougie Carswell says:

    His Excellency, the most wonderous philanthropist Tony Blair, keeps some very interesting company. He should change his name to Blofeld.

  497. 497
    Dougie Carswell says:

    2,600 people have died in Ukraine fighting.Death toll exceeds Gaza/Israel..Zero mass European protests against Putin’s invasion of Ukraine…Come on Owen Jones ,pull your finger out and organise a demo.

  498. 498
    Penny Red says:

    Listen darling, Owen is far too busy quaffing some of his best vintage Bollinger champagne.

  499. 499
    The Office of Gordon and Sarah Brown says:

    *cough, cough* GQ.

  500. 500
    Rob Roy says:

    Press and Politicians keep telling you a Yes vote would be madness.

    What the hell;just do it.

  501. 501
    Crisp 'n' Blunt says:

    Why do ypu think Tristam is covering his nethers? :-)

  502. 502
    Chris Huhne says:

    Oh shit! That’s too much! Haha

  503. 503
    Hannibal from Carthage says:

    Listening to Cameron and Farage they really do talk a lot of crap.

    If it is true Cameron told Salmond the pound was off the table he should have sat him down and divided up national debts and assets this side of the vote.

    A yes vote would really kick everything off and that can hardly be a bad thing.

  504. 504
    the power of pictures says:

    With Cameron tanking in the polls and the Conservatives living under a cloud watching Milibland and Socialist support remaining firm I cannot believe Dave’s ace in the hole strategy is to consider releasing nude photos of the Eagle brothers at the last minute in an attempt to win back support.

  505. 505
    Cpl Hicks says:

    Having had the misfortune of being trapped at CIMIC house in Iraq with him I can reassure all of you he is a hopelessly jumped up little turd.

    A fcuking useless jumped up little turd at that. His autobiography is a load of crap too!

  506. 506
    Gerald Vernon Jackson says:

    I see Handy is now putting it about, in the comments to the story, in the first link above, that Her Majesty so kindly alerted us to, that if the Liberal Democrats don’t take him back he will be joining the Labour Party as their candidate for Portsmouth South at the next general election. All I can say is god help the Labour Party!

  507. 507
    Tom Catesby . says:

    This could be a clever trojan horse scam by the ‘yes’ campaign, Brown a secret nationalist.

  508. 508
    Ed Moribund says:

    Mike, or should I say Handy, will be most welcome as a member of the Labour Party. His contacts in Moscow will be of great use and benefit to us. It is now the right time for the Labour Party to re-establish it’s historical and traditional roots with Russia.

  509. 509
    Tom Catesby . says:

    The video of the brave young chap, exposing the truth about a vile and dangerous ideology, should be given the broadest possible exposure in the media, TV, radio etc. What he describes is probably a greater threat to world peace in the 21st century than many believed soviet communism was in the 20th.

  510. 510
    Anonymous says:

    “Gap Closes 12 Points Since Gordon Joined ‘No’”
    Was it that, or might the more astute have noticed an anomaly in the propaganda rhetoric? In that according to government: Reserves of Scottish oil are being greatly overestimated, by experts. Whilst reserves of Frackable gas are being greatly underestimated, by experts. Talk about bespoke designer realities. As out of kilter as Dave’s dream of dissipating discord by draconian means, rather than debate. Can it be that long, before Michel Gove gets his documents confiscated? For potentially encouraging anti-Semitic sentiment, following his forcing through of a promulgation of Shakespeare’s Merchant of Venice in primary schools.

  511. 511
    Laurie lost her pennies says:

  512. 512

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