August 18th, 2014

Twitter Bitch Fight: Mensch v Karen Danczuk

Long time Twitter Bitch Fight favourite, Louise Mensch, seems to have come off a lot worse after she tweeted condescendingly at Guido’s favourite Labour councillor – Councillor Karen Danczuk. Karen came back with a brutal Twitter bitch slap which will have knocked Louise all the way back to the Hamptons.

Look away if you are squeamish:

That has got to hurt – stay tuned fight fans…


  1. 1
    Boris Spasticky says:

    The worst misogynists are women.

  2. 2
    Tony B£air - Cliff's best friend says:

    I don’t get the insult, and I don’t care.

    They’re both twats.

  3. 3
    Watching The Fight Clubbettes says:

    Gotta luv that Sista Luv.

  4. 4
    Frederick says:

    Guido’s site is turning into page 3 tittle tattle. Yawn.

  5. 5
    Boris Spasticky says:

    No mention of ‘combat’ by Div. Much mention of ‘prowess’….(in combat) by Div.

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    What about British MPs for British Voters? says:

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    Rich Cliffhard says:


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    Psychotic, champagne socialist, pedophile, necrophiliac, violent, BBC light entertainment star/DJ says:

    Why cant that cu’nt Mensch keep her gob shut?

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    W.W. says:

    I suggest you read what it says on the tin.


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    Anonymous says:

    She should get them out.

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    Morgan's Organ says:

    This is really getting quite stimulating!

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    Cinna says:

    I thought Mensch had lost interest in what was happening with British politics. Seems she can’t keep her nose out.

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    Cpl Hicks says:

    If you’re going to be obsessed by a pair of bangers it might as well be those bad boys!

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    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Isn’t George Galloway behaving like a little shit ?

    George Galloway @georgegalloway · 2h

    Netanyahu’s ambassador is in Bradford at the invitation of Bradford Labour leader Dave Green. Utterly shameful

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    Hereford Man says:

    Diane Abbott – the best argument for mandatory burqas.

  17. 17
    Rich Cliffhard says:

    Hi Guys,
    Anyone for tennis?

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    Brummie says:

    I wish someone with send an IDF dozer D9 and flatten galloways cake-ole!

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    Baroness Warsi says:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha … Great post Mehdi.

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    JH3285934850923 says:

    Who wouldn’t want to be referee in a bikini mud wrestle between these two?

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    JB squeker says:

    Hear hear. If the girls stop bitching and my sal did stay in I WOULD RISE HIGHER

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    MayfairMagFan says:


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    Desperate Dan says:

    Is that like Tiwer hamlets where you know in advance who’s going to win ?

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    Hugh Hefner buys all says:

    $10 m big ones to each to participate, extra $5 for winner. Will need to sample before and after. Winner consumates with a fun strap on sally intimatcy on the floor for all to see, love in.

    Keep Hef happy

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    Slotgob says:

    Oooh Tone, I can stretch my faaaaace

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    Di Ann Fatbutt says:

    Fvck you H.M, I read that as “burgas”

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    RomaBert... says:

    It’s a BIG thumbs up for the IDF from me :)

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    S.Hall says:

    Hi yourself, help yourself to a ballboy

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    Hitler had the right idea says:

    this can only settled by mud wrestling hilst armed with huge strapons

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Putin’s best (on loan to Syria) meets a TOW. The secondary is worth a watch.

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    I’ve asked Louise to help me aim something pointed, at the subject of Karen’s tits.
    No reply just yet.

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    EfftfOFF says:

    I am sure they can take considerably more than your thumbs up their arses, Shlomo.

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    Diana Abbott says:

    I have had many a mud wrestle in the open air, winner on top. I beat many and probably took their virginity. For the record, Diana had these and if you can say it, famous men, Jeremy Corbyn, Robin Cook, Donald Dewar and Alan Clarke. Chris Rennard once sought me out, I allowed him to advance. He turned into one puddle and muddle with a spout of mush spewing like a fountain from his gob. I do have an effect on men.

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    It’s not over until the morbidly obese, feel-the-enrichment lady sings

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    RichUpNorth says:


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    RichUpNorth says:

    One Nation … my arse.

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    RichUpNorth says:

    Let’s see Mensch and Danczuk mud-wrestling.

  38. 38

    This is gonna end with someone getting a royal fisting

  39. 39
    Feminist UK says:

    British Politics is going the way I always thought it would. You only vote on looks and insults. Bring it on. 1000 years of only females in Parliament.

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    Found him says:

    You don’t have to be an utter fcuking twat to keep using the word sholmo…but it helps.

    Can all the retards that keep posting it please just fcuk off?

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    Diana Abbott says:

    If that Katie Price stands she will have to contend with a mud wrestle with me. I either will win with an obligatory strap on victor fumble or she will die from poisoning. Many a person have become toxicated, polomnium style, from a hung from me.

    Robin and John RIP. Both were accidents.

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    Anyone who says Shlomo is a homo says:

    And If you spell it shlomo you’re a cock munching h’omo!

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    The British media are cunts says:

    So Salmond expects an independent Scotland to have places on the Bank of England controlling interest rates for the UK.

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    Bring it on, can we have only females in the military as well?

  45. 45
    Gordon Brown says:

    There’s nothing I like better than a whole hand of bananas. ;)

  46. 46
    Lib Dem Voice says:

    Grow up.

  47. 47

    Bigger bitch fight could be with us by the end of the week:

    Psssst: G’ermany – Go in earlier in the year – remember last time ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Boris Spasticky says:

    With big tits and steel toe-cap Manolos….

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    He will get his way ,nobody in government give a fuck about the interests of the English tax payers !

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    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    c4 news – what a bunch of shit stirring tossers.

  51. 51
    The religion of peace says:

    That is the least of your worries.

    Vote ISIS in a UK town near you.


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    Anonymous says:

    Now that would be worth starting a war for.

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    Anyone who says Shlomo is a homo says:


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    Allah for Labour says:

    Traditional Islamic Funeral.

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    Handlecock says:

    I am available to referee any wrestling match between the two.

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    Anyone who says Shlomo bats for the other side says:

    It’s the religion of peace stupid!

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    You are spot on, the gutless English political elite are so obsessed with keeping those useless submarines in Scotland they’ll shaft us over.

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    Not so long ago C4 news were asking for us to support ISIS and bomb Assad. Remember how they claimed it was Assad gassing his people? Day after day channel 4 lied, I wonder who they think is most likely to gas people now, Assad or ISIS?

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    Alex Salmond says:

    What have MS Mensch’s breasts got to do with anything ?

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    ned ludd says:

    I wish they would both feck off. Koffir b1tches

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    Wally Scott says:

    Salmond is there to fight for us Scots.

    If he gets up the noses of the Westminster elite then that is good enough for me.

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    Mary Queen of Scots says:

    And just how many Tory MP’s did you say there are in Scotland ?

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    Jezza says:

    Which Nation is she talking about – Somalia?

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    Jezza says:

    Me too. They’re doing the dirty work so we don’t have to

  65. 65
    The Boy Plunger says:

    Hopefully that marvellous institution Standard Life PLC of Lothian Road Edinburgh which paid me out a policy 50% below its projected maturity value will keep their promise and move out of Scotland to London when there is real independence.

  66. 66

    This could be fun:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Some of IS’s demolition skills are captured here:

    In particular their job on the tomb of P’rophet J’onah was quite thorough.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Jezza says:

    Salmond clearly doesn’t understand the meaning of the word ‘independent’ – thick sweaty

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    Who will be sacked over this? says:

    “UK faces £220m bill over e-borders contract termination”

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    A gypsy a tramp and a thief says:

    David Cameron has been caught telling lies by an official body

    Is he going to say sorry ?

    Is he going to resign ?

    Are his own kind going to protect him ?

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    Bob Stevenson says:

    Salmond is fighting his corner.

    That it upsets the Westminster village is surely no bad thing.

    Cameron has got himself into a no win situation. If he loses he is finished. If he wins he will be forced to honour all of his promises to the detriment of the English and Welsh.

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    Sun Reader says:

    VOTE FOR THE ONE WITH THE BIGGEST TITS. (unless she is a Socialist)

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    A green person who likes talking utter crap says:

    So that Cameron is a lying bastard and the fat tnuc has screwed me for 11p for a fuckin bulldog clip !

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    a man on the Rue Du Cirque says:

    Have you by any chance found the topless photos of that nice little Socialist filly ?

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    Cpl Hicks says:

    To the detriment of the Welsh and English?

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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    A reporter from the Daily Planet says:

    No but we have some very nice photos of Theresa May which the Boss says we cannot use.

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    Black Rod says:

    And why can’t that gob, Mensch. . . . .

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    Robespierre says:

    Verty ladylike are these exchanges entre femmes.

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    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Muhammed most popular boys name in England, yes ENGLAND.
    I despair. God knows what this country will be like in 50yrs time. I hope im dead

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    Black Rod says:

    Dianne has perhaps had too many Mandatory Burgers?

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    Cinna says:

    We can tell you’re typing that with one hand you know.

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    carlo gambino says:

    No of people in Scotland who net net pay taxes, according to a report in the Times – 270,000.

    Probable and proven oil reserves in the North Sea – 12 years.

    Good luck with that whole *independence* thing.

    Watching the economy implode and the IMF coming to the rescue with a whopping austerity package.

    Comedy gold.

    Vote Yes. Please.

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    Cinna says:

    You sure do…you make them want to throw up.

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    Tel E. Caster says:

    What’s the difference between Mark Knopfler and Cliff Richard?
    One’s in Dire Straits; the other’s in Deep Shit.

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    Cinna says:

    Do eff off. Please.

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    Biased Stats from the BBC says:

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    Anonymous says:

    She will be made welcome.

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    It is a CRUEL World says:

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Do either of them have daughters and if so how old are they? Boaz.

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    A sane person on this site?!? says:

    God that KD woman is a joke. I can’t believe she is a bloody Cllr. Surely not!! I mean she is becoming a parody of a bimbo. Every photo is the same – her cleavage!

    I know the hairy palmed blokes who live on this site will love it – because men are simple, basic creatures but really is this our standard of public servant?!? Obsessed by selfies, trying to be a D list celebrity and appearing in Nuts magazine?!? Never seen such vanity.

    Note to KD – maybe women bitch about you because you’re constant boob flashing set the course of women in politics back years. You think *anyone* takes you seriously??

  92. 92

    It’s always the cover up that gets you:

    Especially when intel services are listening in and putting you on uTube.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Bercow - Smaller Squeakier Speaker says:

    I’ll take you on any day. My wife can be the umpire.

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    Fabians are Evil says:

    This stupid airhead is exactly why most sane men fear women in politics – Maggie, blessed be her name, did not get to the top by showing her tits and talking crap on social media.

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    Germany invades the Ukraine says:

    With two divisions of tanks and a squadron of fighter aicraft

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    IS coming to you now. says:

    Ve ar IS now.

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    PM to the J3ws in waiting says:

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    Labour MP and Law maker encourages HATE CRIME says:

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    Labour MP and Law maker encourages HATE CRIME says:

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    The EU is coming to save Scotland. says:

    Do not worry! We will cover the new country Scotland in Euros as we did with Ireland, and also help them on immigrating better educated Europeans to make their economy thrive.

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    Boris Spasticky says:

    To be fair, there was no social media then. For equivalence, Maggie would of had to Polaroid her tits and leave them in public phone boxes all over the country….at the very least.

    And with her phone number on them.

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    Labour MP and Law maker encourages anti semetic violence says:

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    European Economics in decline says:

    Is she going to ask for a loan?

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    Jezza says:

    Stupid, stupid bitch

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    Let's have Brits representing Brits says:

    Quite. They certainly DO NOT represent the British nation.

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    Indeed, it makes you want to go out and buy a shed load of Israeli made goods

  107. 107
    Give us Strength. says:

    Oh not another Pravda publication.

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    C4 out to get idiot trolls. says:

    ISIS? – don’t think so, sunshine.

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    Funny thing about Ferguson – a lot of the media seem to be implying that the problem has come about partly due to the disproportionate number of white police officers in the local police force. So, are white police officers different from black police officers? It’s supposed to be a profession and therefore colour blind, surely? Does the same apply to teachers, nurses? Do blacks only want to mix with their own? Surely that’s racist… oh wait a minute

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    Just Saying. says:

    It had to happen. Someone put a bomb in a victim and activated it by wireless.

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    Having very pretty breasts somewhat diminishes the evil of being a socialist-apparatchik…or should that be ” socially-apparent chick”?

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    Anonymous says:

    KD has the best tits in politics

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    Allan, you at t'bar says:

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    Cliff Richard says:

    Am I the only person to molest a catholic priest rather than vice versa

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    Man on a corner says:

    Good grief man, wake up, she is a Labour councillor?
    What do you expect. She needs the exposure as her husband is busy exposing himself for chasing little boy fiddlers.

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    Messed up interview…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    IS coming to you now. says:

    She and they are one of us.

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    Does any cunt remember when this blog wasn't shiite? says:

    Fuck orf Mensh you dirty fucking …

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    domino says:

    Best just to skip past the Tweet regarding 1st Ebola victim down in London then and get to the jugs.

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    David Axlegrease says:


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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Just Saying. says:

    Problem is that they put a black officer in charge at Ferguson and the riots have now got worse. I suspect most of the rioters are out of towners and trying to hold the town to ransom. One Democrat Senator was there causing trouble that even in the UK would get her arrested.
    Only now is it in UK that the guy killed in the police car was a huge guy 2 metres tall and appears to be 170+kg and was violent and a bully as the shop video depicts.
    This episode epitimises the lack of government and local leadership in the USA, and does not bode well for us or any of America’s friends and allies in the near future.

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    Anonymous says:

    Are you sure? The Youtube channel is “Stalinlives”.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Negotiator says:

    Will they have big tits?

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    Defending Mili says:

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    Shame about the boat race says:

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    Just Saying. says:

    Kids can be so cruel.

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    Banned says:

    You won’t just be dead, your head will be on spike in front of the Buckingham Palace mosque with thousands of others who refuse to convert.

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft

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    nell. says:

    Errr labour’s first zi on ist is militwit? Really?? Are you sure about that?? – maybe you need to go and read your history.

    That’s rather like militwit’s claim that he will be the first je wi sh PM – if and when he ever makes it!! Apparently Disraeli didn’t exist in militwit’s knowledge of history!!

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    Not only Mohammeds there are plenty of Imrans, Alis, Mamoods, Rachids etc.

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    Anonymous says:

    Deport her to Gaza.

  136. 136
    Core Tribal Labour Voter says:

    Rent a Tool is obviously looking for a Labour posting.
    I hope he gets it as we need as many idiots in Labour as we can take – which is a lot.

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    FORE !! says:

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    General Wade says:

    Once Salmond loses the vote, I trust he will be tried for High Treason and Sedition.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:


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    Just Asking says:

    Ah but Disraeli was a real J-e-w. We are talking about pseudo j-e-w-s.

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    Vote Ukip, get a Lab/LibDem coalition, the most pro-EU combo of all says:

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    Displaced Brummie says:

    My word! A bit of latent homophobia from the saintly Karen (do my tits look big in this?), Danczuk?

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    nell. says:

    Do give over . Politics is tough. If you can’t take it get out of it. And militwit has really got to stop paying people to say these silly things is defence of him. Better that he stops obsessing with his image and starts paying people to help him fill that blank sheet of paper with meaningful policies before 2015!

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    Fuck off to your shithole says:

    WTF is it with these container seeks?

    Poor poor poor humble people.

    Now ALL claiming asylum.

    So they’ve fuckin paid for this, not victims, slaves or anything else.

    Six days apiece would be useful. Then fuck off to Afghan, we’ve sorted that place out.

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    nell. says:

    Bet he was busy playing golf! Really swanning his second term isn’t he?

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    proscribe Islam says:

    gurning is a man thing

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    General Armstrong USA says:

    Says it all really.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    proscribe Islam says:

    where there’s muck there’s brass

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    UNHCR says:

    They are Sikhs. Why don’t they go and live in the Punjab where most of the rest of the Sikhs live?

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    nell. says:

    Oh Dear militwit is off on another bandwagon!!

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Dead Hand Miliband says:

    So if (god forbid) Miliband wins the next election, will he go crying to mummy when Putin or Assad have a go at him?

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    Fuck off to your fathers shithole says:

    Ed the Zio’loon counting on the muzzie vote for power.

    You couldn’t make it up.

  159. 159
    The Atlantic says:

    Obama has no class.

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    Athelstan says:

    About 20 years too late…

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    proscribe Islam says:

    how fucking hard can it be to dig a hole to put the submarines in ?

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    Casual observer says:

    These two are clearly gagging for a spot of girl on girl scissors action,

    Bring it on.

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    informed says:

    You need to brush up on the evils of the masters of hypocrisy, the ZioLoons and their supporters, before you go spout your mouth off accusing people of racism.

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    We're full says:

    They must have known the risks when they
    PAID to come here.
    They’re illegal immigrants and must be denied
    entry to the UK.

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    What is it with the M’irror ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Frederick says:

    I did

    It says “Plots, Rumours and Conspiracies” not

    “Nipples, Breasts and Bitch Fights”

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    proscribe Islam says:

    Sikhs are OK in my estimation, they contain sensibilities not dissimilar to our own.

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    Frederick says:

    And before you reply about “Tittle Tattle”, maybe you should change that to “Tittis and Tackle”.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    If there were more of us in power then the place would be run better

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote Ukip, get a Lab/LibDem coalition, the most pro-EU combo of all says:


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    gambler says:

    So, folks, if it comes to Fisticuffs, which slapper do you think would win?
    I say Danczuk would wipe the floor with Mensch but Mensch would probably cheat and get someone else to do the real fighting whilst pretending to be a victim.

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    Vote Ukip, get a Lab/LibDem coalition, the most pro-EU combo of all says:


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    Vote Ukip, get a Lab/LibDem coalition, the most pro-EU combo of all says:


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    Eura Snotball says:

    Listen to me, you; when I catch you, I’m gonna pull out your eyes and stick ‘em down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay? Then I’m gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!

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    Up Shlomo's says:

    ITYM “Anyone who IS a Shlomo …

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    NotShneur says:

    Hello Shneur!

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    Ahmed Adoodie says:


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    NotShneur says:

    Hello Moshe, hatemongering again then.

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    Merkel said in R’iga today:

    “I want to stress that … Article 5 of the NATO contract – the duty to provide mutual support – is not something which just exists on paper, but is also something which must be filled with life,”

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    NotShneur says:

    Hello Aaron!

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

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    ... says:

    Only if you think booby trapping victims is funny, Aaron.

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    ... says:

    Sure Moshe.

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    ... says:

    Hello Louise!

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    Bad Omen Watch says:

    I have never thought of Cliff Richard as being especially bright.

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    ... says:

    LOL! What are the Hasbara Goons gonna do now?

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    ... says:

    That’ll shut up the Hasabara goons whining about “lefties”!

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    more informed says:

    The Arabs are just conducting a classic Mu$lim jihad against the Jews (that ersatz people, the Pale$tinians are just pawns to use as a catspaw and provide a smoke screen to con the west).

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    Shite Dee says:

    So the reward for being a fat, benefit cheating layabout is £50,000 to appear on Celebrity Big Brother. I hope the benefits office have been informed about White Dee’s new TV career.

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    slow mo says:

    My! what an energetic ar$e lifter!

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    ... says:

    No it doesn’t. Unless you are a raving Israel firster, nobody gives a toss, Moshe.

    I want all religiously certified food to be more clearly labelled so that I can boycott it all on principle. Buying religious food means paying for the religious nutters who certify it.

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    Bart calls Mo's says:

    Iraqi militants have threatened to respond to US airstrikes by attacking American targets, posting a video in which they warn: “We will drown all of you in blood.”
    listen is there Ahma Wanker in the bar ?

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    Louise should give Twitter a break says:

    The more entertaining Twitter fight was when Louise said she’ll block anyone who uses the word Zionist because she believes they’re using it as a cover for their anti-semitism. Someone tweeted her to ask if she’d block Theodor Herzl for using the word Zionist. She replied “Who? Yes, I would. It’s anti-semitism. Not having it”.

    Theodor Herzl was the founder of the Zionist movement.

    Stick to writing chick lit, Louise.

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    Taxpayer says:

    She’s no more useless than the other indolent chancers who infest this sort of programme. If it gets her off the dole, then I’m all for it.

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    true says:

    The epicentres of hatred in the UK are the mosques

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    Up Shlomo's says:

    Yes Ducky, I’m sure they’re real “dirty”!
    And so are you with your thumbs stuck up their…

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    UKIP says:

    Ting Tong!

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    The posts of derriere hoisters sound un-English says:

    Give it a rest, M0hammed

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    Anonymous says:

    No Angela.

    It will be filled with death.

    NATO is a Miltary Organisation. Not the local Girl ( German ) Guides Association.

    It’s like Orla Gueiran. Everywhere she goes death goes.

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    Anonymous says:

    They are both making tits of themselves.

    I’ma tit too if it’s any consolation?

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    Anonymous says:

    They are both making tits of themselves.

    I’ma tit too if it’s any consolation?

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    Bart calls Mo's says:

    649 tits and a dwarf

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    Keep taking the Pills says:

    just another w0g in this country

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    Anonymous says:

    I’m a man and I don’t ‘ gurn’

    To be fair I have a horse harness and I try but try as I might I can only ogle.

    Ogling s my speciality. I am hoping to reach the manly plateau of perving and I think I might need excessive training in that discipline as women just start laughing if I attempt that.

    I don’t know why?

    Any perv trainers out there as I think I’m missing out on the Art of Manliness?

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    Keep taking the Pills says:

    not another w0g?

  211. 211
    Jesus says:

    It made me laugh therefore it was funny.

  212. 212
    Spartacus says:

    trolls are out in force today

  213. 213
    Ah ffs says:

    Political correctness= 0, UKIP=idiot for saying it in front of sh1theads, sh1theads= nasty little sh1ts who should get a life.

  214. 214
    proscribe Islam says:

    I’m not sure what you mean ? I think English share ethnic similarities with Indian subcontinent inhabitants and very similar with Tibetans in my understanding.

  215. 215
    Jesus says:

    A zioLoon that eats bacon sandwiches? What a moyshe kapoyer! We don’t want him.

  216. 216
    Bongo Bongo says:

    Fuck off back to Bongo Bongo land you Ting Tong. Gays like you are the cause of floods and lack Hitler’s charisma.

  217. 217
    proscribe Islam says:

    perhaps there is something in the Aryan ancestry to explain it ?

  218. 218
    proscribe Islam says:

    here’s a story for you if you haven’t heard it
    a Roman legion marched as far as what is called the tribal territories in the NW Afghanistan / Pakistan where they were abandoned and so they stayed and there is a village somewhere there of beautiful looking people..

  219. 219
    Ah ffs says:

    Hiya TwAT, how’s the blog?.

  220. 220
    proscribe Islam says:

    here’s a story for you if you haven’t heard it
    a Roman legion marched as far as what is called the tribal territories in the NW Afghanistan / Pak1stan where they were abandoned and so they stayed and there is a village somewhere there of beautiful looking people..

  221. 221
    proscribe Islam says:


  222. 222
    Anonymous says:

    How many J e w s are there in the HoP, as a percentage…as say…compared to how many there are in the British Army?

  223. 223
    Norm Normal says:

    He means firing brimstone missiles at IS vehicles. Think of it as the last test in that Top Gear Toyota trashathon.

  224. 224
    Anonymous says:

    Are you on weight watchers?

  225. 225
    Tachybaptus says:

    It wasn’t Romans, it was the army of Alexander the Great. He is said to have got as far as Afghanistan, but the claim is dubious. Three Afghan tribes, Burusho, Kalash, and Pathan, have a tradition of being descended from his men. Fair hair and blue eyes occur in all of them. DNA testing found a small admixture of genes from the Balkan area in the Pathan — but of course it could have got there in some other way — and none in the other two tribes.

  226. 226
    Norm Normal says:

    Are we not alowed a joke at the expense of two ladies who should know better?
    Tis the summer hols!

  227. 227

    Abbot’s play of asking M’uslims to put country (A’ustralia) before G’od may not work out as planned. That sort of talk really needs to come from a M’uslim authority figure (eg. Fatwa issued) in order to not be provocative.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  228. 228
    Norm Normal says:

    Four years on and we still get shafted by labour duff projects.

  229. 229
    Anonymous says:

    She really is a charmless cow.

  230. 230
    dr natural says:

    if you don’t know by now lady don’t mess with it

  231. 231
    dr natural says:


  232. 232
    Ann Elizabeth Oldfield Butler-Sloss, Baroness Butler-Sloss, GBE, PC says:

    I concur with my learned friend.

  233. 233
    P Taker says:

    I take it we’re not talking Diane Abbot here…

  234. 234
    Stop Sharia - Defend Democracy says:

    Unfortunately for the idiot MP she can’t stop clever Israelis earning shedloads of shekels from patents… I am sure they earn much more that way that through Jaffa fruits.

    The fact that the Labour machine won’t stomp on her is why no intelligent person, however progressive, can vote for Labour (and no, I ain’t gonna be voting Conservative).

  235. 235
    Husky Voice, Sensuous Choice says:

    Personally speaking I’m only interested in the Mariella (se xiest woman on the planet) story. :)

  236. 236
    Lexy Da Tops says:

    Yes, and so far as we know , none of the tribes have opened up Advanced Physics Research Laboratories….so your point is?

    And indeed it was Alexander a bleedin’ Greek – well Macedonian – who got there, not a Roman you teewat…And – for the homophobes – he was a complete A Bandit.

    What a shame the whole of the Middle East and South Asia wasn’t made thoroughly Greek in culture, how happy the planet would be now if there had been no opening for the Mo Terrorism Civilisation.

  237. 237
    Stop Da Spin says:

    Yeah, but it won’t actually happen will it…well it did before, so it means nothing anyway.

  238. 238
    Stop Da Spin, Stop Da Sharia says:

    I very much doubt Daud Cameron would refuse to convert.

  239. 239
    Rupert says:

    Karen is oine desperate shiela, but what do you expect married to that bald arsehole. She gets her tits out in the hope of finding a man not the pile of shit she has already ot

  240. 240
    Rupert says:

    Pompous arsehole

  241. 241
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    What do you want for free, your money back?

    Pompous prat.

  242. 242
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    He can’t have been a complete arsebandit since he married a girl.

  243. 243
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Why not just cancel their passports so they won’t be able to get back past the airport check-in?

  244. 244
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Agreed. You don’t get Sikhs rioting, robbing, claiming benefits, whining that they are victimised. asking for special privileges. They just get on and look after themselves.

    Years ago a sikh community leader wrote into the Times (or the Torygraph) suggesting that the British Army should form a sikh regiment – “let us show you what our boys can do!” said he.

  245. 245
    Kitty Richard says:

    Keep looking the other way and talking about inconsequential shite whilst I viciously bugger your sons

  246. 246
    Fabians are Evil says:

    Does this labour bint do any work at all?? Making a twat of yourself on social media is NOT work!

  247. 247
    non taxable pikey says:

    Some short memories here. A group of Sikhs turned up in Somerset during the flooding, no photo op, no chatting to the media, they just rolled up their sleeves and got stuck in, and helped. They did a similar thing in Leicester when a copycat Toxteth riot started, put a few of the rioters in hospital and saved the local Plod from doing it.
    They are industrious, and generally kind hearted people who contribute to society positively.

  248. 248
    Robert the Biker says:

    Disraeli wasn’t liebour though was he? Miliboing is just trying to be all things to all men, I’m waiting for him to announce that he’s a black lesbian next!

  249. 249
    Anonymous says:

    Mensch is a moron, but so is the other attention seeking non entity.

    An average rack and a mingling boat race does not a stunner make.

  250. 250
    ancientpopeye says:

    Judging by the number of selfies of Cllr Karen Danczuk on the blogosphere, she herself has an obsession with her own knockers.

  251. 251
    Tony Blair says:

    Cliff is a pretty straight sorta guy.

  252. 252

    Do you really imagine that her calling a Thai , ting ting is going to put any one off voting for UKIP , only in the minds of the leftie EU arselickers.

  253. 253
    Robespierre says:

    What has religion got to do with running the country ?

  254. 254
    The Boy Plunger says:

    They open a family shop, employ the whole family and dont bother with National Insurance payments or PAYE .

  255. 255
    Riff Clichard says:

    I like bachelor boys.

  256. 256
    Riff Clichard says:

    Got myself a crying, screaming, weeping, shrieking 9 year old

  257. 257
    Riff Clichard says:

    It’s so funny
    How you’re not 12 any more

  258. 258
    Raving Loon says:

    Was she from Tooting?

  259. 259
    Anonymous says:


    Often forgotten is that the J3ws are a race and can be of any religion or not. Moslems are not a race but members of a religion.

  260. 260
    Anonymous says:

    Will the utter fuckwits who think anyone criticising fuckwit mozzers is some sort of joo lover please fuck off.

    I can’t stand either but I’m unlikely ever to get blown up on a tube train by a joo.

    Just accept that most sane people think religion is evil.

  261. 261
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    No point in leaving it up , it’s fuckin empty

  262. 262
    M103 says:

    Yes, I’m Anglo Saxon, but I don’t keep going on about it.

    The j3ews need to get over themselves.

  263. 263
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    Mensch couldn’t hack it as an MP , and is bitter and twisted because of it and she is also bitter and twisted that Karen D has a fantastic set of jugs

  264. 264
    Casual Fantasist says:

    How about a no holds barred cat-fight between these two in a wrestling ring to resolve the issue?

  265. 265
    Elton John says:


  266. 266
    Casual Observer II says:

    Too many.

  267. 267

    Nope – talking Abbott, and now disabled auto-correct.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  268. 268

    They generally burn their passports out there and have no real interest in returning.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  269. 269
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    Could we please have them wrestle in a paddling pool full of baby oil ?

    Thank you

  270. 270
    Cliff trying too hard says:

    She doesn’t have nice breasts, she has big hooters. Menchie’s little adolescent fried eggs are much more attractive.

  271. 271
    All Seeing Eye says:

    Menchie is under employed in her millionaires penthouse in New York. She stares at the walls all day and then descends into twitter like an unemployable member off the under class. Plus she has mental health problems.

  272. 272
    Judah says:


    You would if the Anglo Saxons were evicted from their country of origin and became stateless as happened to the J3ws.

  273. 273
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    I hope that the Sainsbury board now start private proceedings against SHabana Mahmood Labour MP to recover the financial loss she and her Hammas friends have caused.

  274. 274
    M103 says:

    No. They just need to assimilate.

    They were even given their own country, but insisted on taking more.

    There is no more racist country on the planet than Isr@el.

  275. 275
    Casual Fantasist says:

    Micro bikinis with unreliable thongs too please

  276. 276
    Judah says:


    Utter tosh.

  277. 277
    Judah says:

    That is utter tosh. The frightening thing is that you probably believe it. As do many others. I fear prevailing attitudes will once again result in mass persecution and destruction of the j3wish people.

  278. 278
    inside out says:

    Forced to honour his promises with money for services, whats the deficit £1.6bn and rising.Whats he going to pay them with,sporrans?

  279. 279
    Anonymous says:

    “Twitter Bitch Fight:”
    But precisely how might handbags-at-dawn, help resolve the real challenges of/to life? Powder-room gossip has it that Julian has decided to scuttle off. But is there any truth in the scuttlebutt, that someone has donated a second-hand shipping container? Presumably to facilitate his escape, from the oppressive regime of this cerebrally-challenged caliphate.

  280. 280
    I want to know says:

    Has she been arrested for inciting racial hatred yet?

  281. 281
    We're full says:

    I have no problem with Sikhs.I’m sure they’re hardworking
    decent folk.
    But those in the container are illegal immigrants who paid
    smugglers to try and evade border controls.
    We’re a tiny island,with finite resources and a majority of
    taxpayers want immigration stopped.No exceptions.

  282. 282
    Labour support terrorists and single mothers with multiple absent father + kids says:

    Shabana Mahmood and her Labour Council are useless governing Ladywood, Birmingham, which has the highest single parent families in the UK and among the most welfare dependent.

    Labour MPs (Shabana Mahmood, Gisela Stuart, Liam Byrne & Khalid Mahmood) and the Labour Council created a third world, born out of wedlock, welfare dependent, Trojan state in Birmingham, on par with Somalia, in exchange for more votes.

  283. 283
    T.E.L. says:

    You’ve not been to Saudi Arabia.

  284. 284
    WearyTory says:

    As a female Councillor and political ‘hackette’ I would like to say that this undignified puerile twitter fight hardly enhances the reputation of women politicians. Stick to reasoned argument and not ridiculous bitchy comments (which means stay off twitter).

  285. 285
    Sally says:

    what a pair of vain media whores

  286. 286
    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    I’ve got to agree. I’m partial to a bit of cleavage myself, but there’s a time and a place. Ultimately, these pratettes reflect on the whole country – all of us. Somebody, our neighbours, workmates, postmen or whatever elect these airheaded, narcissistic nonentities. And why Guido favours one over another escapes me.

  287. 287
    Labour Party ruined Great Britain says:

    Shabana Mahmood and her Labour Council are useless governing Ladywood, Birmingham, which has the highest single parent families in the UK and among the most welfare dependent.

    Labour MPs (Shabana Mahmood, Jack Dromey, Gisela Stuart, Liam Byrne & Khalid Mahmood) and the Labour Council created a third world, born out of wedlock, welfare dependent, Trojan state in Birmingham, on par with Somalia, in exchange for more votes.

  288. 288
    Anonymous says:

    Hi Louise and Karen.

    I’m not Barry Scott!!!

    I don’t use Cilit Bang or Wash and Go.

    In fact my hairs a right mess and my house needs cleaning – A lot!!

    Perhaps your people should meet my people and we’ll have a people to people shout!!!???

    p.s Your both Gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  289. 289
    Ringsider says:

    Wow! Karen’s boobs have just burst free but Louise’s camel toe is still gripping tightly on her gusset. Alas, bloody specsavers are steaming up again

  290. 290
    Gimme another tinny Cobber to steady me nerves. says:

    Strewth — that Sheila’s shaved herself as bald as a coot!

  291. 291
    crimping the end off says:

    poo fight at dawn.. the one with the best crimp, wins

  292. 292
    Wow! Just dropped the tinny and had to grab my stubby instead. says:

    Louise just won 264 above, with a one eyed pink wink to finish.

  293. 293
    Cunnysewer says:

    Gordon Bennett! Louise just gave us a pink wink!

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