August 18th, 2014

Twitter Bitch Fight: Mensch v Karen Danczuk

Long time Twitter Bitch Fight favourite, Louise Mensch, seems to have come off a lot worse after she tweeted condescendingly at Guido’s favourite Labour councillor – Councillor Karen Danczuk. Karen came back with a brutal Twitter bitch slap which will have knocked Louise all the way back to the Hamptons.

Look away if you are squeamish:

That has got to hurt – stay tuned fight fans…


293 Comments

  1. 1
    Boris Spasticky says:

    The worst misogynists are women.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. 3
    Watching The Fight Clubbettes says:

    Gotta luv that Sista Luv.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. 4
    Frederick says:

    Guido’s site is turning into page 3 tittle tattle. Yawn.

    Like

  4. 5
    Boris Spasticky says:

    No mention of ‘combat’ by Div. Much mention of ‘prowess’….(in combat) by Div.

    Liked by 1 person

    • 223
      Norm Normal says:

      He means firing brimstone missiles at IS vehicles. Think of it as the last test in that Top Gear Toyota trashathon.

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  5. 7
    Rich Cliffhard says:

    Y-A-W-N

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  6. 8
    Psychotic, champagne socialist, pedophile, necrophiliac, violent, BBC light entertainment star/DJ says:

    Why cant that cu’nt Mensch keep her gob shut?

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  7. 11
    Anonymous says:

    She should get them out.

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  8. 13
    Cinna says:

    I thought Mensch had lost interest in what was happening with British politics. Seems she can’t keep her nose out.

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  9. 14
    Cpl Hicks says:

    If you’re going to be obsessed by a pair of bangers it might as well be those bad boys!

    Like

  10. 15
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Isn’t George Galloway behaving like a little shit ?

    George Galloway @georgegalloway · 2h

    Netanyahu’s ambassador is in Bradford at the invitation of Bradford Labour leader Dave Green. Utterly shameful

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  11. 17
    Rich Cliffhard says:

    Hi Guys,
    Anyone for tennis?

    Like

  12. 20
    JH3285934850923 says:

    Who wouldn’t want to be referee in a bikini mud wrestle between these two?

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    • 24
      Hugh Hefner buys all says:

      $10 m big ones to each to participate, extra $5 for winner. Will need to sample before and after. Winner consumates with a fun strap on sally intimatcy on the floor for all to see, love in.

      Keep Hef happy

      Liked by 1 person

    • 33
      Diana Abbott says:

      I have had many a mud wrestle in the open air, winner on top. I beat many and probably took their virginity. For the record, Diana had these and if you can say it, famous men, Jeremy Corbyn, Robin Cook, Donald Dewar and Alan Clarke. Chris Rennard once sought me out, I allowed him to advance. He turned into one puddle and muddle with a spout of mush spewing like a fountain from his gob. I do have an effect on men.

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  13. 21
    JB squeker says:

    Hear hear. If the girls stop bitching and my sal did stay in I WOULD RISE HIGHER

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  14. 22
    MayfairMagFan says:

    #getthemoutlove

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  15. 29
    Hitler had the right idea says:

    this can only settled by mud wrestling hilst armed with huge strapons

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  16. 30
    non taxable pikey says:

    Putin’s best (on loan to Syria) meets a TOW. The secondary is worth a watch.

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  17. 31

    I’ve asked Louise to help me aim something pointed, at the subject of Karen’s tits.
    No reply just yet.

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  18. 38

    This is gonna end with someone getting a royal fisting

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  19. 39
    Feminist UK says:

    British Politics is going the way I always thought it would. You only vote on looks and insults. Bring it on. 1000 years of only females in Parliament.

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  20. 40
    Found him says:

    You don’t have to be an utter fcuking twat to keep using the word sholmo…but it helps.

    Can all the retards that keep posting it please just fcuk off?

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  21. 41
    Diana Abbott says:

    If that Katie Price stands she will have to contend with a mud wrestle with me. I either will win with an obligatory strap on victor fumble or she will die from poisoning. Many a person have become toxicated, polomnium style, from a hung from me.

    Robin and John RIP. Both were accidents.

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  22. 43
    The British media are cunts says:

    So Salmond expects an independent Scotland to have places on the Bank of England controlling interest rates for the UK.

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    • 49

      He will get his way ,nobody in government give a fuck about the interests of the English tax payers !

      Liked by 1 person

    • 68
      Jezza says:

      Salmond clearly doesn’t understand the meaning of the word ‘independent’ – thick sweaty

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      • 71
        Bob Stevenson says:

        Salmond is fighting his corner.

        That it upsets the Westminster village is surely no bad thing.

        Cameron has got himself into a no win situation. If he loses he is finished. If he wins he will be forced to honour all of his promises to the detriment of the English and Welsh.

        Liked by 1 person

        • 75
          Cpl Hicks says:

          To the detriment of the Welsh and English?

          Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

          Liked by 1 person

        • 82
          carlo gambino says:

          No of people in Scotland who net net pay taxes, according to a report in the Times – 270,000.

          Probable and proven oil reserves in the North Sea – 12 years.

          Good luck with that whole *independence* thing.

          Watching the economy implode and the IMF coming to the rescue with a whopping austerity package.

          Comedy gold.

          Vote Yes. Please.

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          • The EU is coming to save Scotland. says:

            Do not worry! We will cover the new country Scotland in Euros as we did with Ireland, and also help them on immigrating better educated Europeans to make their economy thrive.

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        • 86
          Cinna says:

          Do eff off. Please.

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        • 278
          inside out says:

          Forced to honour his promises with money for services, whats the deficit £1.6bn and rising.Whats he going to pay them with,sporrans?

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  23. 46
    Lib Dem Voice says:

    Grow up.

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  24. 47

    Bigger bitch fight could be with us by the end of the week:

    Psssst: G’ermany – Go in earlier in the year – remember last time ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  25. 50
    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    c4 news – what a bunch of shit stirring tossers.

    Liked by 1 person

  26. 54
    Allah for Labour says:

    Traditional Islamic Funeral.

    Liked by 1 person

  27. 55
    Handlecock says:

    I am available to referee any wrestling match between the two.

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  28. 59
    Alex Salmond says:

    What have MS Mensch’s breasts got to do with anything ?

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  29. 60
    ned ludd says:

    I wish they would both feck off. Koffir b1tches

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  30. 66

    This could be fun:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  31. 69
    Who will be sacked over this? says:

    “UK faces £220m bill over e-borders contract termination”

    Like

  32. 70
    A gypsy a tramp and a thief says:

    David Cameron has been caught telling lies by an official body

    Is he going to say sorry ?

    Is he going to resign ?

    Are his own kind going to protect him ?

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    • 73
      A green person who likes talking utter crap says:

      So that Cameron is a lying bastard and the fat tnuc has screwed me for 11p for a fuckin bulldog clip !

      Liked by 1 person

  33. 72
    Sun Reader says:

    VOTE FOR THE ONE WITH THE BIGGEST TITS. (unless she is a Socialist)

    Liked by 1 person

  34. 78
    Robespierre says:

    Verty ladylike are these exchanges entre femmes.

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  35. 79
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Muhammed most popular boys name in England, yes ENGLAND.
    I despair. God knows what this country will be like in 50yrs time. I hope im dead

    Liked by 1 person

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  37. 87
    Biased Stats from the BBC says:

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  38. 91
    A sane person on this site?!? says:

    God that KD woman is a joke. I can’t believe she is a bloody Cllr. Surely not!! I mean she is becoming a parody of a bimbo. Every photo is the same – her cleavage!

    I know the hairy palmed blokes who live on this site will love it – because men are simple, basic creatures but really is this our standard of public servant?!? Obsessed by selfies, trying to be a D list celebrity and appearing in Nuts magazine?!? Never seen such vanity.

    Note to KD – maybe women bitch about you because you’re constant boob flashing set the course of women in politics back years. You think *anyone* takes you seriously??

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    • 115
      Man on a corner says:

      Good grief man, wake up, she is a Labour councillor?
      What do you expect. She needs the exposure as her husband is busy exposing himself for chasing little boy fiddlers.

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    • 188
      ... says:

      Hello Louise!

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    • 286
      Sir Roger de Senseless says:

      I’ve got to agree. I’m partial to a bit of cleavage myself, but there’s a time and a place. Ultimately, these pratettes reflect on the whole country – all of us. Somebody, our neighbours, workmates, postmen or whatever elect these airheaded, narcissistic nonentities. And why Guido favours one over another escapes me.

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  39. 92

    It’s always the cover up that gets you:

    Especially when intel services are listening in and putting you on uTube.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 99
      Labour MP and Law maker encourages HATE CRIME says:

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      • 117
        IS coming to you now. says:

        She and they are one of us.

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      • 135
        Anonymous says:

        Deport her to Gaza.

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      • 273
        Vlad the Loudhailer says:

        I hope that the Sainsbury board now start private proceedings against SHabana Mahmood Labour MP to recover the financial loss she and her Hammas friends have caused.

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      • 282
        Labour support terrorists and single mothers with multiple absent father + kids says:

        Shabana Mahmood and her Labour Council are useless governing Ladywood, Birmingham, which has the highest single parent families in the UK and among the most welfare dependent.

        Labour MPs (Shabana Mahmood, Gisela Stuart, Liam Byrne & Khalid Mahmood) and the Labour Council created a third world, born out of wedlock, welfare dependent, Trojan state in Birmingham, on par with Somalia, in exchange for more votes.

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  40. 94
    Fabians are Evil says:

    This stupid airhead is exactly why most sane men fear women in politics – Maggie, blessed be her name, did not get to the top by showing her tits and talking crap on social media.

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    • 101
      Boris Spasticky says:

      To be fair, there was no social media then. For equivalence, Maggie would of had to Polaroid her tits and leave them in public phone boxes all over the country….at the very least.

      And with her phone number on them.

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  41. 98
    Labour MP and Law maker encourages HATE CRIME says:

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    • 104
      Jezza says:

      Stupid, stupid bitch

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      • 106

        Indeed, it makes you want to go out and buy a shed load of Israeli made goods

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        • 195
          ... says:

          No it doesn’t. Unless you are a raving Israel firster, nobody gives a toss, Moshe.

          I want all religiously certified food to be more clearly labelled so that I can boycott it all on principle. Buying religious food means paying for the religious nutters who certify it.

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    • 234
      Stop Sharia - Defend Democracy says:

      Unfortunately for the idiot MP she can’t stop clever Israelis earning shedloads of shekels from patents… I am sure they earn much more that way that through Jaffa fruits.

      The fact that the Labour machine won’t stomp on her is why no intelligent person, however progressive, can vote for Labour (and no, I ain’t gonna be voting Conservative).

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    • 287
      Labour Party ruined Great Britain says:

      Shabana Mahmood and her Labour Council are useless governing Ladywood, Birmingham, which has the highest single parent families in the UK and among the most welfare dependent.

      Labour MPs (Shabana Mahmood, Jack Dromey, Gisela Stuart, Liam Byrne & Khalid Mahmood) and the Labour Council created a third world, born out of wedlock, welfare dependent, Trojan state in Birmingham, on par with Somalia, in exchange for more votes.

      Like

  42. 109

    Funny thing about Ferguson – a lot of the media seem to be implying that the problem has come about partly due to the disproportionate number of white police officers in the local police force. So, are white police officers different from black police officers? It’s supposed to be a profession and therefore colour blind, surely? Does the same apply to teachers, nurses? Do blacks only want to mix with their own? Surely that’s racist… oh wait a minute

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    • 124
      Just Saying. says:

      Problem is that they put a black officer in charge at Ferguson and the riots have now got worse. I suspect most of the rioters are out of towners and trying to hold the town to ransom. One Democrat Senator was there causing trouble that even in the UK would get her arrested.
      Only now is it in UK that the guy killed in the police car was a huge guy 2 metres tall and appears to be 170+kg and was violent and a bully as the shop video depicts.
      This episode epitimises the lack of government and local leadership in the USA, and does not bode well for us or any of America’s friends and allies in the near future.

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  43. 112
    Anonymous says:

    KD has the best tits in politics

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  44. 114
    Cliff Richard says:

    Am I the only person to molest a catholic priest rather than vice versa

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  45. 116

    Messed up interview…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  46. 118
    Does any cunt remember when this blog wasn't shiite? says:

    Fuck orf Mensh you dirty fucking …

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  47. 119
    domino says:

    Best just to skip past the Tweet regarding 1st Ebola victim down in London then and get to the jugs.

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  48. 120
    David Axlegrease says:

    ED HAS ALKWAYS BEEN IN ‘SLO MO’, BUT THUS FAR NOT SCHLOMO….

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  49. 121

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 235
      Husky Voice, Sensuous Choice says:

      Personally speaking I’m only interested in the Mariella (se xiest woman on the planet) story. :)

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  50. 123

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  51. 126

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  52. 129
    Shame about the boat race says:

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    • 146
      nell. says:

      Do give over . Politics is tough. If you can’t take it get out of it. And militwit has really got to stop paying people to say these silly things is defence of him. Better that he stops obsessing with his image and starts paying people to help him fill that blank sheet of paper with meaningful policies before 2015!

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    • 157
      Dead Hand Miliband says:

      So if (god forbid) Miliband wins the next election, will he go crying to mummy when Putin or Assad have a go at him?

      Like

  53. 138
    FORE !! says:

    Like

  54. 140

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  55. 145
    Displaced Brummie says:

    My word! A bit of latent homophobia from the saintly Karen (do my tits look big in this?), Danczuk?

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  56. 147
    Fuck off to your shithole says:

    WTF is it with these container seeks?

    Poor poor poor humble people.

    Now ALL claiming asylum.

    So they’ve fuckin paid for this, not victims, slaves or anything else.

    Six days apiece would be useful. Then fuck off to Afghan, we’ve sorted that place out.

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    • 154
      UNHCR says:

      They are Sikhs. Why don’t they go and live in the Punjab where most of the rest of the Sikhs live?

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      • 165
        We're full says:

        They must have known the risks when they
        PAID to come here.
        They’re illegal immigrants and must be denied
        entry to the UK.

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      • 168
        proscribe Islam says:

        Sikhs are OK in my estimation, they contain sensibilities not dissimilar to our own.

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        • 210
          Keep taking the Pills says:

          not another w0g?

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          • proscribe Islam says:

            I’m not sure what you mean ? I think English share ethnic similarities with Indian subcontinent inhabitants and very similar with Tibetans in my understanding.

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          • proscribe Islam says:

            perhaps there is something in the Aryan ancestry to explain it ?

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        • 244
          M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

          Agreed. You don’t get Sikhs rioting, robbing, claiming benefits, whining that they are victimised. asking for special privileges. They just get on and look after themselves.

          Years ago a sikh community leader wrote into the Times (or the Torygraph) suggesting that the British Army should form a sikh regiment – “let us show you what our boys can do!” said he.

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          • non taxable pikey says:

            Some short memories here. A group of Sikhs turned up in Somerset during the flooding, no photo op, no chatting to the media, they just rolled up their sleeves and got stuck in, and helped. They did a similar thing in Leicester when a copycat Toxteth riot started, put a few of the rioters in hospital and saved the local Plod from doing it.
            They are industrious, and generally kind hearted people who contribute to society positively.

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          • The Boy Plunger says:

            They open a family shop, employ the whole family and dont bother with National Insurance payments or PAYE .

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          • We're full says:

            I have no problem with Sikhs.I’m sure they’re hardworking
            decent folk.
            But those in the container are illegal immigrants who paid
            smugglers to try and evade border controls.
            We’re a tiny island,with finite resources and a majority of
            taxpayers want immigration stopped.No exceptions.

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  57. 152

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  58. 156

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  59. 158
    Fuck off to your fathers shithole says:

    Ed the Zio’loon counting on the muzzie vote for power.

    You couldn’t make it up.

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  60. 160

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  61. 163
    Casual observer says:

    These two are clearly gagging for a spot of girl on girl scissors action,

    Bring it on.

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  62. 166

    What is it with the M’irror ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  63. 170

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  64. 171

    If there were more of us in power then the place would be run better

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  65. 177
    Eura Snotball says:

    Listen to me, you; when I catch you, I’m gonna pull out your eyes and stick ‘em down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay? Then I’m gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!

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  66. 180
    Ahmed Adoodie says:

    nurse

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  67. 184
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

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  68. 186
  69. 189
    Bad Omen Watch says:

    I have never thought of Cliff Richard as being especially bright.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11042117/Sir-Cliff-Richard-hires-Max-Cliffords-lawyer.html

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  70. 193
    Shite Dee says:

    So the reward for being a fat, benefit cheating layabout is £50,000 to appear on Celebrity Big Brother. I hope the benefits office have been informed about White Dee’s new TV career.

    Like

    • 198
      Taxpayer says:

      She’s no more useless than the other indolent chancers who infest this sort of programme. If it gets her off the dole, then I’m all for it.

      Like

  71. 196
    Bart calls Mo's says:

    Iraqi militants have threatened to respond to US airstrikes by attacking American targets, posting a video in which they warn: “We will drown all of you in blood.”
    listen is there Ahma Wanker in the bar ?

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  72. 197
    Louise should give Twitter a break says:

    The more entertaining Twitter fight was when Louise said she’ll block anyone who uses the word Zionist because she believes they’re using it as a cover for their anti-semitism. Someone tweeted her to ask if she’d block Theodor Herzl for using the word Zionist. She replied “Who? Yes, I would. It’s anti-semitism. Not having it”.

    Theodor Herzl was the founder of the Zionist movement.

    Stick to writing chick lit, Louise.

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  73. 201
    UKIP says:

    Ting Tong!

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  75. 218
    proscribe Islam says:

    here’s a story for you if you haven’t heard it
    a Roman legion marched as far as what is called the tribal territories in the NW Afghanistan / Pakistan where they were abandoned and so they stayed and there is a village somewhere there of beautiful looking people..

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  76. 219
    proscribe Islam says:

    here’s a story for you if you haven’t heard it
    a Roman legion marched as far as what is called the tribal territories in the NW Afghanistan / Pak1stan where they were abandoned and so they stayed and there is a village somewhere there of beautiful looking people..

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    • 221
      proscribe Islam says:

      ne

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    • 225
      Tachybaptus says:

      It wasn’t Romans, it was the army of Alexander the Great. He is said to have got as far as Afghanistan, but the claim is dubious. Three Afghan tribes, Burusho, Kalash, and Pathan, have a tradition of being descended from his men. Fair hair and blue eyes occur in all of them. DNA testing found a small admixture of genes from the Balkan area in the Pathan — but of course it could have got there in some other way — and none in the other two tribes.

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      • 231
        dr natural says:

        Pop

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      • 236
        Lexy Da Tops says:

        Yes, and so far as we know , none of the tribes have opened up Advanced Physics Research Laboratories….so your point is?

        And indeed it was Alexander a bleedin’ Greek – well Macedonian – who got there, not a Roman you teewat…And – for the homophobes – he was a complete A Bandit.

        What a shame the whole of the Middle East and South Asia wasn’t made thoroughly Greek in culture, how happy the planet would be now if there had been no opening for the Mo Terrorism Civilisation.

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  77. 222
    Anonymous says:

    How many J e w s are there in the HoP, as a percentage…as say…compared to how many there are in the British Army?

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  78. 227

    Abbot’s play of asking M’uslims to put country (A’ustralia) before G’od may not work out as planned. That sort of talk really needs to come from a M’uslim authority figure (eg. Fatwa issued) in order to not be provocative.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  79. 239
    Rupert says:

    Karen is oine desperate shiela, but what do you expect married to that bald arsehole. She gets her tits out in the hope of finding a man not the pile of shit she has already ot

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  80. 245
    Kitty Richard says:

    Keep looking the other way and talking about inconsequential shite whilst I viciously bugger your sons

    Like

  81. 246
    Fabians are Evil says:

    Does this labour bint do any work at all?? Making a twat of yourself on social media is NOT work!

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  82. 249
    Anonymous says:

    Mensch is a moron, but so is the other attention seeking non entity.

    An average rack and a mingling boat race does not a stunner make.

    Like

  83. 251
    Tony Blair says:

    Cliff is a pretty straight sorta guy.

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  84. 255
    Riff Clichard says:

    I like bachelor boys.

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  85. 256
    Riff Clichard says:

    Got myself a crying, screaming, weeping, shrieking 9 year old

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  86. 257
    Riff Clichard says:

    It’s so funny
    How you’re not 12 any more

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  87. 263
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    Mensch couldn’t hack it as an MP , and is bitter and twisted because of it and she is also bitter and twisted that Karen D has a fantastic set of jugs

    Like

  88. 264
    Casual Fantasist says:

    How about a no holds barred cat-fight between these two in a wrestling ring to resolve the issue?

    Like

  89. 271
    All Seeing Eye says:

    Menchie is under employed in her millionaires penthouse in New York. She stares at the walls all day and then descends into twitter like an unemployable member off the under class. Plus she has mental health problems.

    Like

  90. 276
    Judah says:

    M103

    Utter tosh.

    Like

  91. 279
    Anonymous says:

    “Twitter Bitch Fight:”
    But precisely how might handbags-at-dawn, help resolve the real challenges of/to life? Powder-room gossip has it that Julian has decided to scuttle off. But is there any truth in the scuttlebutt, that someone has donated a second-hand shipping container? Presumably to facilitate his escape, from the oppressive regime of this cerebrally-challenged caliphate.

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  92. 284
    WearyTory says:

    As a female Councillor and political ‘hackette’ I would like to say that this undignified puerile twitter fight hardly enhances the reputation of women politicians. Stick to reasoned argument and not ridiculous bitchy comments (which means stay off twitter).

    Like

  93. 285
    Sally says:

    what a pair of vain media whores

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  94. 291
    crimping the end off says:

    poo fight at dawn.. the one with the best crimp, wins

    Like

    • 292
      Wow! Just dropped the tinny and had to grab my stubby instead. says:

      Louise just won 264 above, with a one eyed pink wink to finish.

      Like


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