June 9th, 2014

Bags of Fun at Danczuk’s Deli

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Guido doesn’t normally do free advertising on the blog, but he thought he would make an exception for Danczuk’s Deli. Rochdale’s finest coffee shop has shelves stacked full of traditional baps, toasties, cakes, paninis, soups, salads and a Miliband-trolling “easier to eat” bacon butty which was helpfully launched after an unfortunate incident involving Ed Miliband.

butty

The deli is run by Labour MP Simon Danczuk’s missus Karen, who is also a Labour councillor in the area. For some reason Karen has been racking up Twitter followers in recent weeks…


135 Comments

  1. 1
    Ed Balls says:

    Ed Balls

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  2. 2
    Selohesra says:

    Apparantly they do great baps at that deli

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    • 123
      The Growler says:

      “shelves stacked full of traditional baps, toasties, cakes, paninis, soups, salads” yes Geedes, we can see them on that multiphoto picture, quite tasty

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  3. 3
    Michael Gove's SPAD says:

    We sang it in France, we sang it in Spain, we sing in the sun and we sing in the rain…MAY IS TOAST ! MAY IS TOAST !

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  4. 4
    Ukip for Rochdale says:

    Vote for Karen.

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  5. 5
    Owen Jones says:

    Karen is enough to make me go straight !!

    PHWOOAAAR !

    Liked by 1 person

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  7. 7
    manmountain says:

    sexist nonsense.

    imagine if i took lots of pictures of my cock and posted them on the web. 1 rule for them, one rule for me

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  8. 9
    The Taliban Dance Band says:

    She must cover up immediately.

    Liked by 1 person

  9. 11
    Godfrey Bloom says:

    And she cleans behind the fridge.

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  10. 16
    Lord Mandelbum says:

    Ugh… a girl!

    Liked by 1 person

  11. 18
    Ippikin says:

    Clearly the good folk of Rochdale have never seen jugs coming in pairs!

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  12. 19
    beyond our karen says:

    can i do you now – sir?

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  13. 20
    Guest says:

    Councillor? She looks like a teenager taking selfies of herself!

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  14. 21
    The Taliban Dance Band says:

    She claims to be the “tits voice of the working class”

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  15. 22

    A multi-kulti response…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  16. 23
    Grammar School Boy says:

    Paninis???

    Surely panini is the plural of panino…?

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  17. 24
    Mad Pole says:

    Kurczę .. ja lubię poniedziałków ..!

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  18. 25
    The charisma of the moustache and what's behind says:

    All taken from the same angle, has she done that to show her moustache of,

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  19. 27
    Eric from Rochdale says:

    What is a traditional paninis ? Before you answer, what is a paninis?

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  20. 29
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    Labour Totty :-)

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  21. 30
    The Belmarsh Tooth Fairy says:

    That girl needs to be very careful as I’m thinking of booking a holiday mountaineering in the Gairngorms. Rochdale is much closer.

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  22. 31
    In completely bad taste says:

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  23. 32
    David Alexrod says:

    Glad you like my tits strategy, or tiths thwategy as my guy Ed calls it. Get you tits out for Labour, girls.

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  24. 33
    Terry Leslie Thomas-Phillips says:

    I say, what a frightfully fizzy young filly.
    I wouldn’t mind getting those baps crusty. What, what?

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  25. 43
    jgm2 says:

    Are you sure that’s not his daughter Guido? She looks about 15.

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    • 49
      Returning Reciffo says:

      Can’t be. Minimum age for a councillor is 18.

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      • 53
        jgm2 says:

        She’s a very young looking 18 year old.

        Seriously – has mother and daughter got the same name or something and we’re ogling jail-bait boobs instead of the more mature pair belonging to councillor Danczuk?

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    • 56
      Justine Millichild says:

      Underage Cuncillors R us

      I should know

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  26. 47
    You Eengleesh know naaathing says:

    Panini is the plural of panino. You can’t say paninis.
    You can’t say “a panini” either.

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  27. 48
    ed milliband peoples representitive of somewhere up north i have to visit every now and again says:

    she looks young enough to be getting operation yew tree involved

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  28. 50
    Maimed Codger says:

    Is this a psychological sales gimmick for…. Milk Shakes…

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    Mad Bad Gordon Brown says:

    I feel very embarrassed

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  31. 63
    EU trougher and fanatic: Niggle Farage says:

    which country is she from?

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  32. 69
    Rochdale is nice says:

    Mmmm.. sausage between two baps.. with a sqirt of mayo please

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  33. 70
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Diana Abbott did a nude calendar for Gregg’s bakery.
    Her naughty bits were covered by strategically placed delivery vehicles.

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  34. 72
    Michael Gove says:

    All of a sudden I feel I need to pay more attention to politics!

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  35. 73
    JH32984923-035 says:

    Yum.

    I’m sure there are grounds for a bikini mud wrestle between her and Lisa Nandy.

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    • 87
      "Mad" Hatty HaHaHaPerson says:

      Jacky – my transgender cross-dressing-mixed-up-Pardner – has never once mentioned mine!

      Should I be grateful or hurt?

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  36. 75
    Capitalist swine says:

    Time to call in the asset strippers, I think

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  37. 78
    Claire says:

    She must have paid a lot of money for them, as she wants to show them off.

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  38. 79
    Anonymous says:

    ….I hear the punani in the cafe next door are worth a look

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  39. 80
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’d vote for her.

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  40. 85
    cheche says:

    Daily Politics

    Jo Coburn dreadful.

    CLICK

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    • 88
      Troy Tempest says:

      Will Owen shut up and actually listen to the other side of the argument?

      No, of course not, he’ll keep interrupting with his rhetoric and lists of questionable statistics and assertions, and shout his opponents down.

      It’s the socialist way!

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      • 112
        Anonymous says:

        Yes, Troy. And it’s Coburns way to let the lefties carry on with that style of debate.
        The only time it’s worth watching the DP show is when Brillo is there.

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  41. 86
    Handycock says:

    I’ve left the Priory and I’m ddriving to Rochdale at full speed. I will be claiming mileage and the cost of buying a bap.

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  42. 92
    Gladys White says:

    No ‘tit’ innuendo opportunity missed eh? What a booby

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  43. 94
    Anonymous says:

    Lefties and massive tits are a well known equivalence.

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  44. 98
    Harriet Harman says:

    Do they sell PIE?

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  45. 101
    Ann, the poverty stricken accounts clerk says:

    Is her mum the one who runs the Electoral Commission Qango (or whatever it is called)?

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  46. 104
    Ann, the poverty stricken accounts clerk says:

    Looks like her boyfriend needs to pop into Specsavers pdq.

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  47. 107
    Bert says:

    When you say “bike ride”, madam, what exactly do you have in mind?

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  48. 113
    Halal Pork Pie says:

    And there’s a handy place to park it, too.

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  49. 115
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    In the interest of balance can someone please post some Tory or Ukip norks?

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  50. 117
    Brain of Axelrod says:

    Intermammary cleft strategy, phase 1 implemented.

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  51. 118
    Cyril's legacy says:

    Rochdale Labour’s campaign to get the tits out clearly fails as thy elect Richard Farnell as their Leader again

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  52. 119
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Return to bust and boom.

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  53. 120
    Sun Photographer says:

    Get your’e kit off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  54. 132
    Welshracer says:

    Must be the time of month at Guido towers.

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  55. 133
    Rabid dribbler says:

    (dribble)

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  56. 134
    Fanny Batter says:

    I would. Mayonnaise all over those please

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