June 9th, 2014

Bags of Fun at Danczuk’s Deli


Guido doesn’t normally do free advertising on the blog, but he thought he would make an exception for Danczuk’s Deli. Rochdale’s finest coffee shop has shelves stacked full of traditional baps, toasties, cakes, paninis, soups, salads and a Miliband-trolling “easier to eat” bacon butty which was helpfully launched after an unfortunate incident involving Ed Miliband.


The deli is run by Labour MP Simon Danczuk’s missus Karen, who is also a Labour councillor in the area. For some reason Karen has been racking up Twitter followers in recent weeks…


  1. 1
    Ed Balls says:

    Ed Balls

  2. 2
    Selohesra says:

    Apparantly they do great baps at that deli

  3. 3
    Michael Gove's SPAD says:

    We sang it in France, we sang it in Spain, we sing in the sun and we sing in the rain…MAY IS TOAST ! MAY IS TOAST !

  4. 4
    Ukip for Rochdale says:

    Vote for Karen.

  5. 5
    Owen Jones says:

    Karen is enough to make me go straight !!


  6. 6
  7. 7
    manmountain says:

    sexist nonsense.

    imagine if i took lots of pictures of my cock and posted them on the web. 1 rule for them, one rule for me

  8. 8
  9. 9
    The Taliban Dance Band says:

    She must cover up immediately.

  10. 10
    Jimmy Clitheroe says:

    That lass has got the best Baps in Lancashire.

  11. 11
    Godfrey Bloom says:

    And she cleans behind the fridge.

  12. 12
    One of the Berkshire Dancuzks says:

    “Voice of the working class”

    Fuck right off.

    Twerking class, maybe.

  13. 13
    Chris Bryant says:

    It did wonders for my career.

  14. 14
    Mark Menzies,Moderator says:

    Hear ! Hear !

  15. 15
    Mr Dromey says:

    No, the rules are the same for both sexes. Put pictures of your cock on the internet now, please.

  16. 16
    Lord Mandelbum says:

    Ugh… a girl!

  17. 17
    German Grear says:

    I sometimes wonder why I fucking bother.

  18. 18
    Ippikin says:

    Clearly the good folk of Rochdale have never seen jugs coming in pairs!

  19. 19
    beyond our karen says:

    can i do you now – sir?

  20. 20
    Guest says:

    Councillor? She looks like a teenager taking selfies of herself!

  21. 21
    The Taliban Dance Band says:

    She claims to be the “tits voice of the working class”

  22. 22

    A multi-kulti response…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  23. 23
    Grammar School Boy says:


    Surely panini is the plural of panino…?

  24. 24
    Mad Pole says:

    Kurczę .. ja lubię poniedziałków ..!

  25. 25
    The charisma of the moustache and what's behind says:

    All taken from the same angle, has she done that to show her moustache of,

  26. 26
    Ippikin says:

    Stop it Owen, don’t forget your Mum washes your sheets.

  27. 27
    Eric from Rochdale says:

    What is a traditional paninis ? Before you answer, what is a paninis?

  28. 28
    Ippikin says:

    But your cock is tiny . .

  29. 29
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    Labour Totty :-)

  30. 30
    The Belmarsh Tooth Fairy says:

    That girl needs to be very careful as I’m thinking of booking a holiday mountaineering in the Gairngorms. Rochdale is much closer.

  31. 31
    In completely bad taste says:

  32. 32
    David Alexrod says:

    Glad you like my tits strategy, or tiths thwategy as my guy Ed calls it. Get you tits out for Labour, girls.

  33. 33
    Terry Leslie Thomas-Phillips says:

    I say, what a frightfully fizzy young filly.
    I wouldn’t mind getting those baps crusty. What, what?

  34. 34
    Italian Pedant says:

    ‘Paninis’ is not a word (unless it’s possibly Greek for something)

    Panino: Singular.
    Panini: Plural.

  35. 35
    Fishy says:

    I like baps.

  36. 36
    Dan says:

    You should come up to Rochdale luv. You can get a house and garage for less than 100k.

  37. 37
    Socialism is theft says:

    There is obviously no shortage of tits in the Labour party.

  38. 38
    Yvette NoTits says:

    Speaking of Baps

  39. 39
  40. 40
    jgm2 says:

    There’ll be a reason for that.

  41. 41
    Socialism is theft says:

    With a name like that she must be a Pole dancer at night.

  42. 42
    The two muppets . says:

    In your dreams .

  43. 43
    jgm2 says:

    Are you sure that’s not his daughter Guido? She looks about 15.

  44. 44

    Which makes the plural ‘s’ redundant .

  45. 45
    inside out says:

    Get 25 ethnic families at £250 a week,sorted good investment.

  46. 46
    Alan Rushbridger says:

    Axel old boy. Top totty is top Strategy. Labour had lost its way with the Eagle sisters.

  47. 47
    You Eengleesh know naaathing says:

    Panini is the plural of panino. You can’t say paninis.
    You can’t say “a panini” either.

  48. 48
    ed milliband peoples representitive of somewhere up north i have to visit every now and again says:

    she looks young enough to be getting operation yew tree involved

  49. 49
    Returning Reciffo says:

    Can’t be. Minimum age for a councillor is 18.

  50. 50
    Maimed Codger says:

    Is this a psychological sales gimmick for…. Milk Shakes…

  51. 51
    Maimed Codger says:

    Looks like a cock up

  52. 52
  53. 53
    jgm2 says:

    She’s a very young looking 18 year old.

    Seriously – has mother and daughter got the same name or something and we’re ogling jail-bait boobs instead of the more mature pair belonging to councillor Danczuk?

  54. 54
    Cyril Smith says:

    Doesn’t matter does it. They aren’t traditional Rochdale delicacies however they are spelt.

  55. 55
    Labour is the nasty party . says:

    Theresa May will be a great future leader of the Conservative Party .
    She is a determined and efficient Cabinet Minister and is a great asset .

  56. 56
    Justine Millichild says:

    Underage Cuncillors R us

    I should know

  57. 57
    Hobo humping Slobo babe says:

    Whats the matter Fiona Cunningham, press not taking your calls anymore.

  58. 58
    Mad Bad Gordon Brown says:

    I feel very embarrassed

  59. 59
    Dinky toy says:

    Paninis envy

  60. 60
    táxpáyér says:

    Dear Jago Pearson

    I don’t give a flying shit about our “global influence” (ability of politicians to grandstand with OPM), I care about THIS countries economy.

  61. 61
    Mitch says:

    Does it matter why?

  62. 62
    Q Outrage and twitter Storm says:

    The feministas will be in a faux outrage lather by 12.30.

  63. 63
    EU trougher and fanatic: Niggle Farage says:

    which country is she from?

  64. 64
    Chopsticks says:

    Mrs Mills and Russ Conway used to play paninos.

  65. 65
    YOU ARE SUCK A CVNT! says:



  66. 66
    ? says:


  67. 67
    David Cameron says:

    I make up for it with my very fuckable arse…wink,wink.

  68. 68
    táxpáyér says:

    It’s a trap.

  69. 69
    Rochdale is nice says:

    Mmmm.. sausage between two baps.. with a sqirt of mayo please

  70. 70
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Diana Abbott did a nude calendar for Gregg’s bakery.
    Her naughty bits were covered by strategically placed delivery vehicles.

  71. 71
    táxpáyér says:

    IS bizarre a synonym for awesome?

  72. 72
    Michael Gove says:

    All of a sudden I feel I need to pay more attention to politics!

  73. 73
    JH32984923-035 says:


    I’m sure there are grounds for a bikini mud wrestle between her and Lisa Nandy.

  74. 74
    Frankie Howard says:

    Titter ye not

  75. 75
    Capitalist swine says:

    Time to call in the asset strippers, I think

  76. 76
    pink on the map says:

    We had more global influence when we terrorised the fuck out of everybody with gun boats.

  77. 77
    táxpáyér says:

    BTW Good TITtle tattle.

  78. 78
    Claire says:

    She must have paid a lot of money for them, as she wants to show them off.

  79. 79
    Anonymous says:

    ….I hear the punani in the cafe next door are worth a look

  80. 80
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’d vote for her.

  81. 81
  82. 82
    The Tosser in No. 10 says:

    One has already set one’s SPADs to work on a ‘Prime Ministerial’ bap – to be on hand should one ever be obliged to eat with Common People

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:


  84. 84
    "Ed" says:

    Couldn’t comment – never seen ‘em

  85. 85
    cheche says:

    Daily Politics

    Jo Coburn dreadful.


  86. 86
    Handycock says:

    I’ve left the Priory and I’m ddriving to Rochdale at full speed. I will be claiming mileage and the cost of buying a bap.

  87. 87
    "Mad" Hatty HaHaHaPerson says:

    Jacky – my transgender cross-dressing-mixed-up-Pardner – has never once mentioned mine!

    Should I be grateful or hurt?

  88. 88
    Troy Tempest says:

    Will Owen shut up and actually listen to the other side of the argument?

    No, of course not, he’ll keep interrupting with his rhetoric and lists of questionable statistics and assertions, and shout his opponents down.

    It’s the socialist way!

  89. 89
    Ann, the poverty stricken accounts clerk says:

    Since we learned earlier on hear that he was ‘incandescent’, may be there is a marketing opportunity for hot very cross baps?

  90. 90
    Ann, the poverty stricken accounts clerk says:

    * oops! here… (hides in cupboard)

  91. 91
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Yes like spaghetti. Nobody says spaghettis.

  92. 92
    Gladys White says:

    No ‘tit’ innuendo opportunity missed eh? What a booby

  93. 93
    Ann, the poverty stricken accounts clerk says:

    Mr Balls has just passed Grade 3 of his panini lessons.

  94. 94
    Anonymous says:

    Lefties and massive tits are a well known equivalence.

  95. 95
    Bert says:

    So do we all, dear. Now go and put the kettle on. Assuming you’ve finished the ironing and cleaned behind the fridge.

  96. 96
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    So the average price of a UK home is half the price of a hackney garage?

    Cor luvvaduck.

  97. 97
    Ann, the poverty stricken accounts clerk says:

    ICBMs were they?

  98. 98
    Harriet Harman says:

    Do they sell PIE?

  99. 99
    Bert says:

    Ah, those were the days!

  100. 100
    Bert says:

    Or cornettis.

  101. 101
    Ann, the poverty stricken accounts clerk says:

    Is her mum the one who runs the Electoral Commission Qango (or whatever it is called)?

  102. 102
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    She omitted to mention…

    The site comes with planning permission to convert it into a three bedroom flat with a retail unit.

    It’s not the garage for sale but the land ripe for development.

  103. 103
    Owen Jones says:

    A good bukkake session is needed.

  104. 104
    Ann, the poverty stricken accounts clerk says:

    Looks like her boyfriend needs to pop into Specsavers pdq.

  105. 105
    Bert says:

    She failed to mention that it has 6 storeys and accommodates 1200 cars.

  106. 106
    Bert says:


  107. 107
    Bert says:

    When you say “bike ride”, madam, what exactly do you have in mind?

  108. 108
    Bert says:

    He’s so excited he even forgot to sign off with “Boaz”.

  109. 109
    Cost-of-Labour-crisis says:

    Not big enough for your ginormous arse.

  110. 110
    A homophobic mysogynist says:

    Mmm, lucky old Simon with lovely baps like those!

  111. 111
    Halal Pork Pie says:

    FUCK no!!

  112. 112
    Anonymous says:

    Yes, Troy. And it’s Coburns way to let the lefties carry on with that style of debate.
    The only time it’s worth watching the DP show is when Brillo is there.

  113. 113
    Halal Pork Pie says:

    And there’s a handy place to park it, too.

  114. 114
    Tim Dim says:

    Is it just me or are Savid Javid and Chukka hiding in there somewhere….?

  115. 115
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    In the interest of balance can someone please post some Tory or Ukip norks?

  116. 116
    Diane Abbot says:

    Did you say Cornettos?

  117. 117
    Brain of Axelrod says:

    Intermammary cleft strategy, phase 1 implemented.

  118. 118
    Cyril's legacy says:

    Rochdale Labour’s campaign to get the tits out clearly fails as thy elect Richard Farnell as their Leader again

  119. 119
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Return to bust and boom.

  120. 120
    Sun Photographer says:

    Get your’e kit off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  121. 121
    Anonymous says:

    ..excepting Yvette’s chest area.

  122. 122
    Anonymous says:


  123. 123
    The Growler says:

    “shelves stacked full of traditional baps, toasties, cakes, paninis, soups, salads” yes Geedes, we can see them on that multiphoto picture, quite tasty

  124. 124
    The Growler says:

    Control yourself boy, she is probably spoken for, she is not interested in school boys

  125. 125
    The Growler says:

    Steroids have that effect on males

  126. 126
    Cinna says:

    Karen has the nicest gaps in Rochdale.

  127. 127
    Cinna says:

    Never mind her assists, what about her ass?

  128. 128
    disgusted of tunbridge wells says:

    Ignore the KNOCKERS Karen, just keep ABREAST of how you STACK your goods or RACK them.

  129. 129
    RomaGordon says:

    Looks like a lovely bap :)

  130. 130
    carroccio1958 says:

    If that s Danczuk s wife he s a luckier bastard than Farage ,

  131. 131
    carroccio1958 says:

    Go to Wearside.

    With 100 k there you can retire at 25

  132. 132
    Welshracer says:

    Must be the time of month at Guido towers.

  133. 133
    Rabid dribbler says:


  134. 134
    Fanny Batter says:

    I would. Mayonnaise all over those please

  135. 135
    Jethro says:

    … and probably thought that hooters went out with clogs and cobbles…

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