August 11th, 2014

Quote of the Day


17 Comments

  1. 1
    A BIT OF COMMON SENSE says:

    Who the F#ck is Wick Twister?… Another “non person” never heard of him/her

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    • 3
      A BIT OF COMMON SENSE says:

      FFS even spelt his?her name wrong..Sorry

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      • 4
        A BIT OF COMMON SENSE says:

        Ho! is it Prick Twisty.. I give up

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      • 15
        RWG says:

        Mick Twister is a London-based television journalist in international news, and part-time cryptic crossword compiler. Since inventing the ‘twitmerick’ in May 2011, he has been tweeting the news in daily limericks as @twitmericks. Twitmericks have been reproduced by the Washington Post and New Statesman.

        So, how many articles and books have you written (and earned a living at)?

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    • 7
      Just Saying. says:

      Kipling is turning in his grave if this is the best gutter poets can come up with.

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  2. 2
    Fucking dis custard says:

    Slag!

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  3. 5
    PopeLeo says:

    @PopeLeo: Baroness Warsi, Sayeeda,
    Hoping that someone would heed her,
    Threw her toys out the pram –
    Very AmDram! –
    But finds that nobody needs her.

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  4. 6
    3rd-world nobody Sayeeda Warsi says:

    Me me meeee mee meeeee meee me me me meeeee Me me me me me me meee me me me me me meeeee ME ME MEEE MEEE!

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  5. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Silly moo.

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  6. 9
    Glyn H says:

    Working class? She a solicitor & her father had a £2m turnover business.
    Remember Douglas Hurd, son of a tenant farmer?

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  7. 10
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Don’t look over there at gaza, syria, ukraine the middle east or beyond

    look at The City of London Corporation – ‘cos that’s where all the dirt is happening.

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  8. 11
    ukip.I.am says:

    Vote ukip. Cheers.

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  9. 14
    Hiram J Cheeseburger III says:

    A result of so called positive discrimination. Very second rate as is Camoron. Vote ukip.

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  10. 17

    An appropriate time to use the term LOL

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Austrian Chancellor Werner Faymann on Cameron’s refusal to pay the £1.7 billion EU bill by December 1st:

“Well, then he’s gonna pay on December 2nd”



Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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