August 11th, 2014

Quote of the Day


17 Comments

  1. 1
    A BIT OF COMMON SENSE says:

    Who the F#ck is Wick Twister?… Another “non person” never heard of him/her

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    • 3
      A BIT OF COMMON SENSE says:

      FFS even spelt his?her name wrong..Sorry

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      • 4
        A BIT OF COMMON SENSE says:

        Ho! is it Prick Twisty.. I give up

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      • 15
        RWG says:

        Mick Twister is a London-based television journalist in international news, and part-time cryptic crossword compiler. Since inventing the ‘twitmerick’ in May 2011, he has been tweeting the news in daily limericks as @twitmericks. Twitmericks have been reproduced by the Washington Post and New Statesman.

        So, how many articles and books have you written (and earned a living at)?

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    • 7
      Just Saying. says:

      Kipling is turning in his grave if this is the best gutter poets can come up with.

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  2. 2
    Fucking dis custard says:

    Slag!

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  3. 5
    PopeLeo says:

    @PopeLeo: Baroness Warsi, Sayeeda,
    Hoping that someone would heed her,
    Threw her toys out the pram –
    Very AmDram! –
    But finds that nobody needs her.

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  4. 6
    3rd-world nobody Sayeeda Warsi says:

    Me me meeee mee meeeee meee me me me meeeee Me me me me me me meee me me me me me meeeee ME ME MEEE MEEE!

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  5. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Silly moo.

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  6. 9
    Glyn H says:

    Working class? She a solicitor & her father had a £2m turnover business.
    Remember Douglas Hurd, son of a tenant farmer?

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  7. 10
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Don’t look over there at gaza, syria, ukraine the middle east or beyond

    look at The City of London Corporation – ‘cos that’s where all the dirt is happening.

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  8. 11
    ukip.I.am says:

    Vote ukip. Cheers.

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  9. 14
    Hiram J Cheeseburger III says:

    A result of so called positive discrimination. Very second rate as is Camoron. Vote ukip.

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  10. 17

    An appropriate time to use the term LOL

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Great to hear Carswell call for inclusive policies and that UKIP must stand for first and second generation immigrants as much as the English.


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