August 11th, 2014

Quote of the Day


  1. 1

    Who the F#ck is Wick Twister?… Another “non person” never heard of him/her

  2. 2
    Fucking dis custard says:


  3. 3

    FFS even spelt his?her name wrong..Sorry

  4. 4

    Ho! is it Prick Twisty.. I give up

  5. 5
    PopeLeo says:

    @PopeLeo: Baroness Warsi, Sayeeda,
    Hoping that someone would heed her,
    Threw her toys out the pram –
    Very AmDram! –
    But finds that nobody needs her.

  6. 6
    3rd-world nobody Sayeeda Warsi says:

    Me me meeee mee meeeee meee me me me meeeee Me me me me me me meee me me me me me meeeee ME ME MEEE MEEE!

  7. 7
    Just Saying. says:

    Kipling is turning in his grave if this is the best gutter poets can come up with.

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Silly moo.

  9. 9
    Glyn H says:

    Working class? She a solicitor & her father had a £2m turnover business.
    Remember Douglas Hurd, son of a tenant farmer?

  10. 10
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Don’t look over there at gaza, syria, ukraine the middle east or beyond

    look at The City of London Corporation – ‘cos that’s where all the dirt is happening.

  11. 11 says:

    Vote ukip. Cheers.

  12. 12
    I am conciderably richer than yow says:


  13. 13

    She probably worked quite hard as a solicitor ,that makes her more working class than the mindless underclass unemployable morons who are such a blight on society.

  14. 14
    Hiram J Cheeseburger III says:

    A result of so called positive discrimination. Very second rate as is Camoron. Vote ukip.

  15. 15
    RWG says:

    Mick Twister is a London-based television journalist in international news, and part-time cryptic crossword compiler. Since inventing the ‘twitmerick’ in May 2011, he has been tweeting the news in daily limericks as @twitmericks. Twitmericks have been reproduced by the Washington Post and New Statesman.

    So, how many articles and books have you written (and earned a living at)?

  16. 16
    Author says:

    72. Why do you ask?

  17. 17

    An appropriate time to use the term LOL

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