August 5th, 2014

Sally Pal’s Pass ‘Can Open Same Doors as MPs’

The Speaker’s briefing of the Telegraph led to the claim: “It is understood that Mrs Sassoon’s pass does not grant her such privileges (mingling with MPs), and she can only access the wing of Palace of Westminster occupied by the Bercows.”

Not so.

Guido understands Farah Sassoon had a grey officials’ pass opening all doors that MPs can open. A free run of the Palace of Westminster from Norman Shaw North to the House of Lords. Guido has asked the Commons authorities exactly what access the pass grants Bercow’s dodgy donor…


  1. 1
    The Token Baroness says:

    The lyrics are just perfect for Tisha B’Av, adapted from Psalm 137 in Tehilim (The Book of Psalms).

    By the waters of Babylon
    We lay down and wept
    And wept for thee Zion.
    We remember thee, remember thee
    Remember thee Zion.


  2. 2
    Will says:

    This is going to end badly for the speaker, its not the crime but the cover up that gets you in the end. Bercows needs to revoke the pass and return the money !!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. 3
    Jessica "screaming banshee" Valenti says:

    Stop oppressing me.



  4. 4
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Allies in EU stopped WWII by destroying Dresden,Nagasaki and Hiroshima, but deny Israel’s right to defend itself.


  5. 6
    peter sharp says:

    Throw the diminutive little shit into the Thames.


  6. 8
    Politicians' lies subvert democracy says:

    When politicians are caught lying, they should be sacked on the spot – no payoff, no pension, just a P45 and a lengthy jail sentence.


  7. 9
    Former insider says:

    While I was there 15 years ago a grey pass allowed me access to all areas plus I was allowed to take up to four guests into parliament for lunch/dinner plus drinks in any of the bars/restaurant that weren’t specifically meant for members of either house.
    Oh plus I got a pass for my car so was able to park it in the underground car park on a non sitting day.
    And we all know how many non sitting days there are.
    Pretty sweet deal if you ask me.


  8. 10
    Baroness Warsi says:

    I need more column inches, can we get back to me please.


    • 57
      John Bercunt says:

      As tetchy little people we both need more inches.

      Can I have chilli sauce on that as well luv?


  9. 12

    It is not enough merely to state that:

    * John Bercow, Speaker of The House of Commons, is Over-Promoted and Incompetent.


    * He appears to be a liar too.


  10. 14

    The rueda is quite interesting…

    Vote UKIP :-D


  11. 15
    David Cameron's Hair says:

    Bin the Bercow! And his trawdy wife!


  12. 23
    Farah Sassoon says:

    I’ve come to service the old boiler in the speakers apartment.
    Here’s my pass.


    • 49
      Millions of Mr & Mrs Joe Public are all Voting for UKIP says:

      How many more have been allowed in to perform the exact same service ??

      And all at the Tax Payers expense !!


  13. 31
    Back to basics time! says:

    Right I really have.had completely enough of British slackness. We need to go back to proper values. Men need yo wear suits.and ties and tuck shirts in at weekends. Women need to wear skirts and children shoiuld wear flannels and caps and raise them to adults. Men need to get on bikes and look for work if they can’t find anything and pubs need to close at 10pm and everything needs to shut on Sundays and people need to get themselves to church and have a proper sunday roast cooked by mother or wife then read the sunday papers!

    We need a culture of honesty, respect and values!


    • 34
      Cinna says:

      I agree fully.


    • 38
      concrete pump says:

      Back to Utah with you Gary.


    • 41
      The only good MP is a dead MP says:

      “everything needs to shut on Sundays”

      So how do we get the Sunday papers?


    • 46
      Tory Bare! says:



    • 47
      I wear my suit strictly for funerals says:

      Where I live Waitrose is absolutely heaving on Sundays. Likewise garden centres.


    • 69
      Hey noney no says:

      One bit you have right , pubs, they are closed permanently, so that’s well before 10pm, some are now nursery’s and plumbers merchants and knocked down and house’s built on the land, even a Sainsbury’s mini market on the car-park of one, as car-parking in the town centre is so expensive nobody goes to the town centre on any day of the week and trying to close the out of town shops will get you no votes, Sunday roast is provided by a nice hotel called the Chimney’s but not cooked by mother or wife but by an excellent chef.


  14. 35
    John Bercow says:

    I’ll be glad when I’m gone. You people don’t deserve me.


  15. 36
    Gerrry Adams says:

    Irish police laptop found in Dutch brothel. Probe ordered (tee hee)


  16. 43
  17. 53
    anon says:

    I can’t decide wether MP’s/Speakers never learn or are just as thick as pigshit.


  18. 54
    Cynic says:

    Bercow misled us? I am truly shocked. What is the world coming to


  19. 55
    Cynic says:

    If its £5k to get in among them what do they charge to get out?


  20. 56
    EC1 PhD says:

    Never seen crosshairs on a magnifying glass before


  21. 59
    nell says:

    My favourite scenario for mrbercow is that UKIP put up a candidate against him in his constituency in 2015 and win thus relieving parliament of his presence.


  22. 61
    nell says:

    Can someone please, please cum all over my tits?


  23. 64
    Nora Virus says:

    Is anyone really surprised that Berc unt is a lying little tetchy shit?

    Get the fucker locked up.


  24. 66
    Diana Abbott says:

    I tink dem nex speaker shuld be a woman.
    A black woman.
    A black woman no afraid of busing som batty boy honky upside da head.


  25. 68

    FFS Even my pass gets me in there


  26. 70
    Hitler had the right idea says:

    HoP as wide open as Mrs Bercows legs

    ” tickets please”


  27. 71

    Dodgy Bercow is having a giraffe. He needs to go


  28. 73

    Strange but nevertheless verrrrrry interestinng


  29. 74
    Anonymous says:

    Farah Sassoon marks her 49th birthday on 7 August. Palace of Westminster the perfect place for a party.


  30. 77
    Wot a Mouf says:

    Why have you put a picture of Tommy Steele up with this article?


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