July 28th, 2014

BREAKING: David Ruffley to Stand Down at Election


Chief Whip Michael Gove said:

“David Ruffley MP has given a huge amount to Parliament both on the Opposition Front Bench and as an outstanding member of the Treasury Select Committee. I am sorry that he will be standing down at the General Election in May 2015, but fully respect his reasons.”


  1. 1
    Ghost of Leon says:

    I’m still in place !

  2. 2
    sack Duncan Shite says:

    failed his officer exams Duncan Shite still in the cabinet.


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    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Well done Guido.

    You must be pleased at having created a convenient distraction, on a supposedly ‘slow’ news day.

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    See you at the Jobcentre then …

    Or has he secured a City sinecure with a bulge bracket bankster befire he jumped…

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    Did he not oass his OC Two ??

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    Trevor says:

    Still waiting for that piece of excrement Iain Duncan Smith to stand down/drop dead of an unknown mysterious disease..

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    Poodle says:

    Nice one Guido you girl’s blouse. One day they will come for you too. Trial by tabloid.

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    Andrew says:

    I suppose the Whips did not want a by-election . . . good riddance. He could sit with Falkirk Joyce till the Dissolution: they deserve each others’ company.

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    UKIP will win Bury St Edmunds says:

    No good.

    So a woman abuser will still collect salary for 10 months, get a pension, resettlement payout and the rest? He should have stood down now and faced UKIP like a man. Ukip very nearly won Newark you know. Reduced tory majority almost in half and if they hadn’t sandbagged it Roger Helmer would be asking questions each week to the PM!

    So it could be done next year. I am expecting around 62 UKIP MP’s if my calculations are right. And I must caution you folks that I predicted accurately that the Tories would almost win Great Grimsby in 2010. Nobody believed me!

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    David Ward MP says:

    Not a man of principle then.

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    Anonymous says:

    Did he murder someone?

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    Vote Tory, get unlimited immigration, HS2, EU arrest warrant, sharia law & the snoopers' charter says:

    So he’s sticking around, claiming his wages and expenses until he gets a large ‘severence’ payout at the election. What is that, about £32,383?

    What a f*cking parasite. I seem to remember, prior to the last election, the Supreme Imbecile in charge of the faux-Tories promising to crack down on this freeloading. Another cast iron guarantee.

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    Come in number 1 your times up says:

    He was untouchable until May 2015 anyway, he’s won, he didn’t go, he wasn’t pushed, like all MPs these days, working for the public good doesn’t exist he was working for the benefit of himself, we will find out next year how his “networking” went.

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    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Some young pop singer had the audacity to tweet #FreePalestine.

    He’s now received death threats.

    Obviously not a Friend of Israel then…


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    Beaker says:

    Dave, you. Loser

    Careful you don’t upset the muzz vote pack.

    PS postal votes for sale, see Mustapha Bunge in the usual Mosk.

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    Mrs. Balls says:

    See, I get results.

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    Beaker says:

    Yes free it, into the Med with Ga’za and build a sand spit to Libia.

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    Will says:

    Well nobody wants a by election for a mp to be elected for 10 months. I bet the electorate don’t want it either as it will achieve nothing.

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    Terry Waite says:

    Ah bless, has some beastly cove asked you to get a job Trev?

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    You want a glasgee kiss sonny?

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    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Mr Punch has gone into hiding after it emerged that he had thrown the baby down the stairs, beat up his wife Judy and assaulted a policeman who came to arrest him. He was last seen leaving a red and white tent on Weymouth beach.

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    The Job Centre would call that a permanent job.

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    As an outbreak of ebola progresses, bodily fluids from diarrhea, vomiting, and bleeding represent a hazard. Due to lack of proper equipment and hygienic practices, large-scale epidemics occur mostly in poor, isolated areas without modern hospitals or well-educated medical staff. Many areas where the infectious reservoir exists have just these characteristics. In such environments, all that can be done is to immediately cease all needle-sharia….

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    That is great news. Horrible man

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    Rightie says:

    See what you’ve done, Guido? What has the world come to when a man can’t beat some wimmin? They’re all whores who are asking for it. I say good on him for smacking up some bint. The only ones complaining are metrosexuals and feminazis. Wimmin are all bitches who need to be corrected.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Jeez!, is it now impossible to find anybody that’s not a scoundrel, liar, thief or person of peculiar sexual appetites, are the aforementioned regarded as a plus on submitted cv’s these days?. I fully expect his reasons, coz he’s a twat.

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    Rightie says:

    Agreed, old chap. That bint deserved a smack. I myself often give her indoors a black eye for not doing as she’s told. Wimmin should be beaten and not heard.

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    Hamas says:

    We did our best to help!?? Our rockets fell short again….we blamed Israel of course!

    Also the Palestinian flag was raised on the town hall in Bradford. Labour council leader David Green supported the show of solidarity. …

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Take me Ruffley!

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    One, 2, miss a few, 99, 100! says:

    +∞ As much as I hate soothsayer’s, I also hate the media spin of ‘Vote UKIP, get Labour’ more. I don’t think the GBP are THAT gullible to believe what the MSM dish out. We’re not all sheeple (in fact, with the internet age, we’re even more demanding of our ‘leaders’). Let’s wait and see and campaign for what we believe in. Let’s leave the FACTS down to what REAL people Vote. Cunningly, I’m a Democrat, not an Ideologist.

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    Ham Ass says:

    Also at our new citadel, Preston, was the glorious flag of victory and all huh raised. Next London Town and bore -is for BBQ.

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    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    “…Labour council leader David Green supported the show of solidarity…”

    Ah, so nobody is allowed to show solidarity to Palestine ?
    Thanks for the confirmation.
    Obviously this David Green is not a ‘Friend of Israel’ either.

    I think you will find that the majority of people in the UK have increasing sympathy for Palestine – and a corresponding lack of regard for Israel.

    You don’t like it ? Tough.

    So far, free speech on Palestine is not totally controlled by the Israeli lobby in the UK.

    Friends of Israel are not Friends of the UK and its national interests.

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    nell says:

    Ho Hum. Well put Gove! Obviously we don’t want to demonise him! We just hope the Media will!!

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    JH6544777743268 says:

    John Snow just blamed the war in Syria on capitalism.

    Backward nutters fighting over whose sky pixie is bestest had nothing to do with it then.

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    albacore says:

    This is summat that Parliament could not condone
    It can’t have a maverick lowering the tone
    This ain’t like unstunned cattle, killed with their throats slit
    Now, if that was violent, they’d have outlawed it

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    nell says:

    There are some good MP’s. Just at the mo it seems as though the bad one’s, including the spe ak er and his sle azy wife, outnumber the good ones.

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    nell says:

    Pity she didn’t set about him with a copper bottomed frying pan and a pair of heated hair curlers because that’s what he deserved!!

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    Jimmy says:

    Sadly true. Now it seems men are thrown out of parliament on the say so of guido, various feminazi campaigners and ‘activists’ and media storms. Not exactly fertile gound for a free society. Had his assault been severe they should have taken him to court then the matter would be beyond doubt. Basing all this on a caution where the man has not been tried by a jury and the evidence not seen really leaves a bad taste in the mouth.

    Still guido, the guardianistas and hairy arsed feminists everywhere will be happy.

    Fuck you asshole

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Is it April 1st again? The snowman needs some gardening leave.

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    Penny Red says:


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    non taxable pikey says:

    Great to see that CM Dave has sorted out the problems with the Passport Office.

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    Penny Redder says:

    So he hasn’t actually stood down at all?

    And Gove is saying thanks for everything. Including hitting your ex partner presumably?

    Sod off.

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    OK. Guido did it because he could. Another scalp does help.

    Perhaps he believed it was right too. I do hope so.

    But there are many worse individuals who are still securely in tenure, grinning at us like Cheshire Cats. They think they are safe…

    Many of these are so much worse than the rather unlovable Ruffley. Let us go after them too. Because they are multiplying quicker than we can knock them down.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Iran is suffering financially. The Iranian Revolutionary Guard has asked staff and students of schools and universities in some provinces of Iran to contribute donations to cover the expense of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard intervention in Syria, according to forms that have been distributed in Iran. Their currency has taken a big hammering in the last couple of years, and now they have to worry about ISIS too.

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    Sue Denim says:

    You don’t seem to like it that there may be people who don’t wish to show solidarity with the Palestinian terrorists.

    I feel sorry for the ordinary people but they did vote for them. What did they expect? If Hamas were not attacking I5rael they would be fighting with Fatah. It is in their mentality. They must fight someone. Sunnis and Shiites. Iran and Iraq. It was and always will be so.

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    Nah. He was told to stay put because UKIP would win a bye-election and Campitup does not want any bad publicity for his happy band of kamikazes or good news for Farage’s forces. He’ll be found a nice little earner somewhere. Unfortunately, Cameron has just filled the Solicitor-General’s position or this lad would have been a straight shoo-in, that or the Attorney’s job.

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    Sue Denim says:


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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

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    Jimmy says:

    Fuck you asshole

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    Sue Denim says:

    Union goes on strike just at its busiest period. What a surprise. Bit like the Tubes every Christmas and New Year.

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    Wotak Hunt says:

    A threat is not an action.

    Get over yourself.

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    The two Muppets says:

    Has somebody stopped your bennies ?

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    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    It’s intimidation, SOP.

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    Muzz Watch says:

    This will ruin my sleep for months. Where’s Him when you need a hand?

    PS has the oil drained off somewhere?

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Free Palestine with every two packs of Brock’s “Intergalactic Mars Mission” rockets. Guaranteed to blow your fingers off AND home in on your local Cottage Hospital, closely followed by your very own Drone, double dose of “Instant Death” Predator missiles, and half a dozen Iron Dome interceptor missiles all following each other just looking for YOU!
    Make YOUR firework party go with several loud reports, many realistic explosions and lots of real life casualties for your very own missile test station.

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    Esther Nomenforme says:

    The best thing he can do is to get a job.

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    The Voice Of Russia brings you this:

    Polls show that Labour is inching ahead of the Conservative Party

    There is fantasy and there is delusion. This falls into the latter category. But it illustrates nicely where the current fault line lies.

    Notwithstanding that Ralph was a Marxist, this is the sort of endorsement that Miliband needs like a hole in the head.

    He needs to appeal to the middle classes in order to win and this ‘helpful’ organisation of his publicity will not deliver towards that objective.

    They might as well have printed DUEMA at the end of the article.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i enjoyed reading your long winded to/fro discourses with eupet yesterday.

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    Aye, it were just like that on the plane back from Lagos t’other week. As ah were saying to’t lad next ter me wi’t bad nose bleed, that and his havin’ ter run to’t bog every few minutes, e might ‘ave summat serious. Ah lent ‘I’m me ‘ankie….

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Someone let a rather big cat out of a bag yesterday – in their to/froing long winded pieces – note the sentence below in quotation marks and then apply what he stated – to that other group of mantra lovers … who only want to talk about their ‘h’ to everyone elses detriment. Sweet and from the mouth himself.

    Schrödinger’s cat says:
    July 27, 2014 at 7:01 pm
    You miss the fact that the Russians and their predecessor USSR had rolled their tanks into huge swathes of Habsburg (and Polish) lands where they had no major influence before but had been attempting, as within the Ottoman Empire, to destabilise.

    “You cannot just start at one particular time in history and ignore all that went before”.

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    steve says:

    Why is he waiting until the election? It stinks to high heaven and does nothing for the reputation of parliament or the Tory Party

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    It would be good to see Guido go after Tony Blair.

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Sleazy wife? Nell you are far too kind.

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    The V’oice Of R’ussia brings you this:

    Polls show that L’abour is inch’ing ahead of the Cons’erva’tive P’arty

    There is fant’asy and there is del’usion. This f’alls into the l’atter cat’eg’ory. But it ill’ustr’ates nicely where the c’urrent f’ault line lies.

    Notw’ithst’anding that f’ather R’alph was a M’arxist, this is the sort of end’orse’ment that M’iliband needs like a h’ole in the head.

    He needs to app’eal to the m’iddle cla’sses in order to win and this ‘helpful’ org’anis’ation of his p’ublic’ity will not d’eliver tow’ards that obj’ective.

    They might as well have pr’inted D’UEMA at the end of the art’icle.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    See above box 15 – subcomment 61 – sweet as a nut and you stated it. Sweet!

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Don’t look upwards.

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    Simon L says:

    Good riddance to a wife beater.

    The only reason he wasn’t tried was the Police let him off and he accepted a caution knowing the alternative was a successful prosecution. Most people would have been before a beak for an assault as serious as that.

    Considering the number of women voting Conservative, the party needs a wife beater like a hole in the head.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    If you vote for the LibLabCon – some might say that you are endorsing their collective cover ups over systemic child abuse & pad3ophilia.

    And those in the grass roots constituencies – are equally guilty for ‘turning a blind eye to it all’ …

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    Windup merchant says:

    What do you say to a woman with a black eye? Nothing – you’ve already told her once.

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    Hancock's Half Defence says:

    I thought she was my friend.

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    Erm – he is not married.

    But H’enry J’ackson Soc has had it’s nose put out of joint a little bit with G’ove having to censure R’uffley in this manner.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Lob says:

    Not good enough Gove.

    Ruffley was on a majority of 2,000 in any case.

    Weak as piss from the Tories.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Russia has more legitimacy than the EU.

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be truly daft.

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    Dr Mengele says:

    …says Mr Eugenics.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    The insurrection says:

    Little Britain is a dirty child molesting, kiddy fiddling you know what, who is still at large to lord it over his victims in perpituty. The establishment gives him cover so as to rub our noses in their (LibLabCon) depravity whilst they rob us blind for the privilage.

    Fuck you cvnts. Our time will come soon.

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    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    “…Israeli media has rounded on Mr Kerry, accusing him of pandering to Hamas. The US has responded by calling this treatment “offensive”…

    You would think that for all the support the US gives to Israel, e.g. financially and at the UN, that Israel would show some gratitude ?

    What’s in it for the US ?

    Be a Friend of Israel and we’ll take everything we can, but don’t expect anything back.


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    Any man who strikes a lady is a scoundrel who should be excluded from all decent society. I would not trust such a person to muck out my stables, far less represent me at Westminster.

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft

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    Wotak Hunt says:

    BOO !! So’s that.

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    Better late than never.

    But why so late?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    Vote Labour ! :)

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    What do you do if she leaves the kitchen ? Shorten the chain.

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    Kerry looks and sounds like an idiot. This is the man who lost, badly, to George W Bush. He personifies the present feebleness of the USA in international affairs.

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    Gloves coming off ? F’oreign P’olicy Mag said it last week :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    JadedJean46 says:

    +6 x 10^6 (allegedly)

    Just who were the original Satanists?

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    Nothing Changes says:

    The Lynch mob won

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    Nowadays they have the Orgian Stables, so I am led to believe.

    The Labours have been greatly devalued…

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    Sally, née Illman says:

    Once you’ve had bl ack, you don’t want to go back.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Observer says:

    We know where they’ll end up, don’t we. With nice EU passports to make it easy:

    “France offers asylum to thousands of Christians driven from homes by Islamic State
    Offer of asylum made by French ministers after thousands of Iraqi Christians fled into neighbouring Kurdistan after being told by Islamic State they convert, pay a special tax or face the sword ”


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    Ed Balls says:

    Ed Balls

    Ed Balls

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    Mark Regev says:

    Today one of our tanks managed to score a direct hit on a playground and our Iron Dome rocket defence system sucessfully shot down 3 fanta bottles before they could destroy Israel. We are in desperate need of more free high-tech weaponry from the American taxpayer or we will be overwhelmed by Palestinian slingshot fire.

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    We will see how it pans out.

    Not looking good for the bear right now. How will it react to pain? Badly, one expects…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Word up.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Bob Crow says:

    Ruffers should’ve stuck to hitting the buffers.

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    BW says:

    Another tw$t looking for another trough to stick his filthy nose in.

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    It is not meant to be painless – ‘pain ‘ is the idea.

    Bear will do what its going to do anyway, that should be clear by now.

    No point in making things easy for it, is there ?

    Vote UKIP :-)

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    Afraid 45 seconds was enough. (My original comment was a test.)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Frederick says:

    Well done guido you fat furker.

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    Common Assault is not all what people think says:

    Man’s career in ruins for what?

    By the way common assault does not have to mean actual violence and causing fear of violence is also common assault. No one knows what happened but a caution is a tool to be used for minor offences only. So if you ever threaten a lady without actually meaning it, be afraid be very afraid as you could land up in big trouble. And it doesn’t seem to work the other way.

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    How will Germany see it, I wonder, when winter comes?

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    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Both amusing and depressing: it’s not that far from reality…

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    Anonymous says:

    Sad tw..t.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    How Sad says:

    Oh Yea?

    So you think terrorists firing missiles at cities, towns and villages in an attempt to kill, maim and intimidate the civilian population is akin to lobbing pop bottles.

    What the fook is the civilised world coming too when that sort of attitude is also voiced by Labour MPs?

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    Sod off EU says:

    Fuck Brussels

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    Vacancy at the White House says:

    Hussein Obama has deliberately treated Israeli leaders with obvious dislike and disdain for the past six years and now incompetent Kerry is not taken seriously.

    Why should the community organiser aka Obama be surprised. If only the British Government was one quarter as committed and good as Israel. The White House USA is unoccupied, Israeli PM would be a better incumbent.

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    G’ermany has already stated that they place peace above economic concerns. They have had plenty of time to sort out alternative supplies.

    It’s up to them to make their own decisions and perhaps continue to show leadership in Europe. If they falter, history shows clearly what will happen.

    So long as they do not make the mistake of sending troops out East in the winter again they should be fine.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Major Bumsore says:

    interesting to keep an eye on his expenses for any replacement things like phones, TVs etc which might mysteriously fall apart.

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    Gertcha says:

    Don’t be such a whiney fucking retard.

    Any man who hits a woman is a coward and deserves a fucking good kicking, as does anyone who supports such scum.

    Ruffley gets off lightly.

    Any Englishman worthy of the title would punch his fucking lights out.

    Vote UKIP.

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    fuck him says:

    He wasn’t lynched, he resigned.

    He resigned because he was a bullying coward.

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    Jimmy's asshole says:

    Fuck you asshole

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    Anonymous says:


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    "Crackdown" Dave says:

    I love having crackdowns and I love making cast iron promises. I know no-one believes a word I say, but it does get a few headlines. Toodle pip!

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Newsnight – Where are the BBC’s pictures of the Hamas fighters firing rockets?

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    This is more like it:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    That is the coalition government speaking. I was thinking about the people.

    Not that I disagree with you, my hunch is that they will deal with it. Ironically they have all those solar panels on their roofs, something that reduces their dependency by some 25% by now.

    But they have still let themselves become overdependent upon RF. The good thing is that last winter was so mild. Timing is pretty good. Stocks of oil are high and pr’ices are falling – for now…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Maybe Putin’s days are numbered.

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    The Mob Age says:

    You don’t know what he has supposed to have done. But given he was only cautioned it won’t have been that serious or a repeat offence. All we know is that his girl friend did NOT want to press charges. So how the fook do you know what happened was so bad that he should be stripped of his livelihood and thrown on the scrap heap?

    Crowds that scent blood are dangerous and without logic, that is why we have the law system, unfortunately the social meeja makes the lynch mob and the Witch hunt all to real again.

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    IMF is offering the British Treasury advice!

    WTF should the response be?

    On past performance, we should do diametrically the opposite of what they suggest. :-) :-) :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:

    In their archives.

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    Anonymous says:

    Lied about his Alma Mater too.

    Slap-headed, lying, incompetant quarter-wit.

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    All large organisations become corrupt and self serving eventually says:

    The IMF, FIFA The UN, The EU, the IPCC. They are all self serving bodies that need to be ended.

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    Economic Hitman says:

    You are funny!

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    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Good news and also lets any other lying politicains reason to worry.

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    Two outta three ain't bad for the current bun says:

    That’s not the mark of the devil.

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Do you, too, have a UKIP party in Turkmenistan, dear? How wonderful.

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    IMF, ECHR, et al says:

    They are pissed with power. When we helped set up these watchdogs and courts it was never intended that they would bite the hands that feed them.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    So Ockham’s Razor has been put back in his box for a while and you and SC keep up the dia’tribes’ ….

    Don’t yeu just love it when SC screws up and goes deftly silent. And i had nothing to do with it – save reading his wee little comment from sunday and clocking it.

    You two are like them two old geezers from sesame street waldorf and …. whatisname.

    Keep entertainin us i say. ‘cos it laugh a minute reading you two proseletising [not even bothered to check sp there] (yakking on) about what is and is not in your blinkered mindsets.

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    MSM4 says:

    It is the same sky pixie, different prophet updates

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    Beeboid No 2984654 says:

    And that Mr Anonymous is where the pictures will stay, forever.

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    Anonymous says:

    It’s embarrassingly simple to stir a crowd. In WW1 the Brits were told the Germans were eating babies – and after smashing up a few shops with German sounding names – off our patriotic lemmings went into the meat grinder. Still, the survivors erected some lovely war memorials.

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    brown-dog says:

    Professor Simon Baron-Cohen:

    Q: How can a pyschopath feel empathy?

    A: They can’t

    Btw, autism does not equate to psychopathy and a soft voice does not make you an expert in empathy.

    The answer is in genetics.

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    John Bellingham says:

    Ed Miliband takes on Borat’s cousin as advisor!

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    SC – has had a rocket served up his bum information and he’s gone all silent like. Result.

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    Skeptic-in-the-pub says:

    Those arms don’t look like the arms of a retired man to me.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Why should Gove say he’s ‘sorry’ to get rid of this odious person? He should say ‘We’re all bloody relieved to have kicked out this slimeball who was harming our electoral prospects.’

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    Media Slut says:

    Interview me hard and interview me now big boy!

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    Did you have a good weekend ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Tomorrows World says:

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    The AmericanIsraeli ‘Jackboot’ … power crazed moneygrubbing politicos!

    Where are those loony j’s who were raving with utter joy when the towers were brought down …?

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    Ni99er says:

    Fuck you.

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    Oy! the suffrink! says:

    What’s the weather like in 1srael, Shlomo?

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    Jack Ketch says:

    Ed Miliband is now being advised by Borat’s cousin!

  153. 153
    Jezza says:

    Good, keep going until the psychopaths get the message

  154. 154
    The Devil says:

    No, it means ‘Please shoot me here.’

  155. 155
    Bob Fleming says:

    Don’t believe a word of it

  156. 156
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft !

  157. 157
    Say Tann says:

    Looks like Guido’s cross hairs to me, not the Devil.

  158. 158
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Internationale of Masonic Fraudsters that’s the IMF.

  159. 159
    Asperger's boy says:

    I’m sure Professor Baron-Cohen means well. But how can a normal person understand what it’s like being autistic?

    As for understanding what it’s like to be Ed Miliband, I don’t think anyone could, though LSD might get you part of the way there.

  160. 160
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Yvette and ED what a load of ‘Ballshit’ they preach.

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    ukip – zip.

  162. 162
    Skeptic-in-the-pub says:

    A P@ki and and J*w now doing the tomorrow’s papers today review on BBC 24 hours rolling bollocks!

    You just can’t make this shit up!

  163. 163
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Has bin, dustbin and Philbin

  164. 164
    Yan Hammer says:

    Goodbye David, you F**ktard.
    Lets hope that other scumbag called ‘call me Dave’ goes shortly…….

  165. 165
    McPoison says:

  166. 166

    BEWARE: Liar

    This man has publically stated he is actively supporting Turkey’s acession to the EU.

    He’s a fucking two faced cvnt re the EU.

    Makes Chuky look like a saint.

  167. 167
    Jimmy's Colon says:

    Heap of shit coming your way asshole!

  168. 168
    Next please... says:

    1 wrongun down…

    Time for a petition to get rid of PIE supporters Harriet Harman, Jack Dromey and Patricia Hewitt..

    40,000 signatures and they could be gone by 6pm tomorrow.

  169. 169
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

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    Vote Ukip, get a Lab/LibDem coalition, the most pro-EU combo of all says:

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    The Benn Dynasty says:

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    It is a mark of the beast – you need to rotate the blow-up back to where it should be to see the circumscribed X.

    The image shown is a hint – a sun cross reference. But with X instead of + you are looking at a mark of Nodens God of The Deep, and someone else.

    You can figure out yourself which G’oddess this is really leading back to, but the date of publication – when the chains of S’haitan are released is significant and should give a hint.

    The only thing missing is perhaps an owl, but then this image is communicating directly to members of the cult and not the s’laves.

    This will be significant to those who need to know.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  173. 173
    David Icke's turquoise brain says:

    So last night I revealed to you how it was the joooooz who blew up Fukashima, but some of you must be wondering about the tsunami. Well it was obviously used as cover for the dirty deed. Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking how could the joooz plant a nuclear device at Fukashima and then hope a massive tsunami came along. The answer is that the earthquake that gave rise to the tsunami was created using HAARP (radio waves basically) technology. HAARP technology was also used to create the earthquake in Haiti in 2010, enabling the Americans to get in there with a view to robbing Haiti of its mineral wealth estimated to be worth $20 billion. I don’t think they’ve robbed it yet, but there’s still time.

    I trust all is now clear. Turquoise dreams everyone.

  174. 174
    JadedJean47 says:

    Verbal intelligence (fluency) is a female trait. Spatial intelligence is a male trait.

    Men are builders, women are talkers.

    Some say that the chosen few are feminine brained i.e. higher than average verbal intelligence amongst the male population and almost similar in spatial intelligence to the wider male population (though typically lower in stature – a clue?). This would give “them” an advantage in politics/economics and sales/advertising (think Wall St and Madison Av in the US)…also the media industries (“industries” normally dominated by the female gender). You don’t meet many female engineers or mathematicians.

    Think carefully about that.

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    Next please... says:

    Time to be rid of peeeedo supporting PIE apologists.

    Whose fist, sorry, first.

    Hewett, Dromey or Harman ?

  176. 176
    LOL! says:

    Bibi…is that you?

  177. 177
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:
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    Hamas says:

    Ah ha ha ha it was really us with another scam to make the Yizrealis look bad.

    Must dash another one of our rockets landed short and killed more kids. We gotta blame that one on the Yizrealis too lol.

  179. 179
    Anonymous says:

    EU poised for tougher sanctions on Russia…

    Oh know they’re not !

  180. 180
    Herman Munster Look-alike says:

    Yep! Am I a twat or what?

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  182. 182
    Channel 4 says:

    Everyone has an asshole; some have bigger assholes than others.

  183. 183
    Anonymous says:

    What damage will the PIE apologists bring to Liebor ?

  184. 184
    A passing presbyter says:

    Cthulhu ftaghn.

  185. 185
    Anonymous says:

    It might be more believable if Cameron wasn’t such a lair.

  186. 186
    cheche says:

    SKY Midnight news expects you to know or care so much about Islamds that you know what and Eid holiday is .

  187. 187

    Assuming you don’t like H’orus’s latest look ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  188. 188
    David Cameron says:

    I promise it’s a cast iron cut to EU benefits…

  189. 189
    WoRaft Chihuahua says:

    Given that they are Christians, I have a lot less trouble with this than the importation of those whose competitor ideology means they wish to revert Britain to a medieval theocracy.

    Only Christians, mind.

  190. 190
    Looks like child abuse with the hot end of a hair dryer to me says:

    No, looks like the poor chid was “branded” by something.
    Rule 1. Check out the parents.

  191. 191
    Brian says:

    Where are the pictures of Hamas? Camera shy are they?

    Saw a rocket launched right behind a Sky hack during a live broadcast. Lady jumped a mile, we’ll never see that clip sgain lol.

  192. 192
    Mrs Merkel says:

    Turning up the heat on Russia…

    Not likely, far too cold in winter to do that.

  193. 193
    Poirot says:

    Looks like Sharon and Nobby have some questions to answer…

  194. 194
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    V. good

  195. 195
    Anonymous says:

    More interesting, Newsnight lady guest was chatting about sluts and casually tossed in that black rappers are happy using the “N****R” word because they have “reclaimed” it…..

    The BBC airing the “N” word without a care in the world….

  196. 196
    leftwingscum says:


  197. 197

    Just in case anyone was in any doubt about the lunacy which is soon going to be causing many some problems:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  198. 198
    Anonymous says:


    Chucka looks like a matchstick with rickets,
    and Maggie like your grannies tea cozy.

    Balls still looks like a cnut.

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    A Herman Tank says:

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    I bet the EU chips in with OUR taxes says:

  201. 201
    Ailurophile says:

    Might I suggest, based on the extensive recent experience of Ireland, that you say “Merci, mais Non”…

  202. 202
    The Establishment Rules OK says:

    Eid is an appropriate anagram, don’t you think?

  203. 203
    The EU has Hands stained in BLOOD says:

  204. 204
    Give us a fucking break! says:

    Fuck me! Is this a full-time job for you, posting on here? I mean there is spamming and then there is spamming!!!

    Get a fucking life. PLEASE!

  205. 205
    Anonymous says:

    I saw that too on NN, Blooming Godrey seems positively innocent compared to the likes of Ruffley.
    He was hard done by.

  206. 206
    Sharon Shoesmith says:

    And Social services fell for it?

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    The Envy of the world says:

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    A cunt says:


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    The Envy of the world says:

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    The Envy of the world says:

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    The Envy of the world says:

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    The Envy of the world says:

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    The Envy of the world says:

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    The Envy of the world says:

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    The Envy of the world says:

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    The Envy of the world says:

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    The Envy of the world says:

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    The Voice of Reason says:

    Looks like he slept on his Star Trek Laser Weapon Target Finder. Or is that too reasonable an explanation?

  221. 221
    Jimmy says:

    You’re right. We should provide Ukraine with the advanced weaponry they need to reduce civilian casualties.

  222. 222
    Anonymous says:

    Damn I knew someone would beat me to it…

    How about “he had no choice but to resign after it got out that he had treated her so ruffley”

  223. 223
    Lou Scannon says:

    I’d like to take this opportunity to thank Ofcom for drawing my attention to a word whose slang meaning was previously unknown to me, namely “slope”.
    It seems that Ofcom regard this word as being deeply offensive, consequently the Earth is officially flat from now on.
    There will, of course, be a few minor consequences, such as the Winter Olympics having to be severely curtailed. Data analysts will find in future that their graphs are invariably flat. (Ed Balls will welcome that, I’m sure.) Ordnance Survey staff are already hard at work removing all the contour lines from their maps. Globes will be removed from toy shops and atlases will be burned in school furnaces in order to reduce this winter’s heating bills. Meanwhile, anyone adventurous who fancies circumnavigating the Earth will find that there is but a single route for them to follow. A one-way system around the edge of the Earth will therefore be introduced shortly.


    Note to Ofcom : No doubt I have included a number of words in the above which you also find offensive; I therefore offer my sincere apologies and ask that you forward by return a list of those English words which we may in future use freely without fear of retribution.

  224. 224
    Brian says:

    BBC presenter also working for the labour party, quelle suprise?

  225. 225
    Jimmys toilet bowl says:

    #sad face.

  226. 226

    A Pelham Witherspoon thing, probableh.

  227. 227
    Ann Idear says:

    The country does not need a by-election 10 months before the GE. If Cameron is serious about this, he should simply suspend him from the HoC for the duration and cut his salary in half.

  228. 228
    Jimmys toilet bowl says:

    Why not 2 years?

  229. 229
    Brian says:

    Funny all the witnesses said it was a rocket? Who is it that fires rockets of which 5-10% land short?

    All 3 major incidents of civilian death so far caused by Hamas and their malfunctioning shit.

    No apologies, they just attempt to pass the blame, Russian style.

  230. 230
    Scorer says:

    Feminazzis 1 : Normal everyday blokes 0

  231. 231
    Off duty pedant says:


  232. 232
    Lord Flashman says:

    Guido you have been after Ruffley’s scalp for a long time. At least since 2010 so I guess congratulations must be the order of the day. I just cannot figure out why? Most of your targets are ideological, but Ruffley was a wettish Tory, a good constituency MP and had systematically increased the Conservative vote. They didn’t sack Sir Eldon and he left his first wife penniless, they didn’t sack Dick Spring and he was caught in a three in a bed romp and they didn’t sack James Dinsdale even for shagging Noakes on video. So why when St Edmundsbury Tories have a generally dodgy reputation and he was not charged with ‘battery’, have you gone nuclear on Ruffley?

  233. 233
    Scorer says:

    Hoo fucking ray!! The chickens of the Shirley Willies’ ejakashun reforms finally coming home to roost.

  234. 234
    Scorer says:

    More like Emptybin if you ask me.

  235. 235
    Ian Duncan Smith says:

    He can still work,the lazy c unt

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  237. 237

    Similarly the deaths of 2000 in Syria in the last fortnight.

  238. 238
    Scorer says:

    I once read somewhere that female brains are hard wired to speak at least 7-000 words a day; while male brains are allowed only 3000 or so.

    Certainly explains why they never stop fucking yakking.

  239. 239
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Last night 5 IDF soldiers were killed after terrorists tried to infiltrate into Nachal Oz, inside Israel.

    The terrorist came in through a terror tunnel, and exited near an IDF watchtower (pillbox).

    Named of of the five soldiers have been released for publication:

    Sgt. Daniel Kedmi, 18;

    Sgt. Barkey Ishai Shor, 21;

    Sgt. Sagi Erez, 19;

    Sgt. Dor Dery, 18.

    Sgt. Nadav Raimond, 19.


    The 5 were studying at the IDF Commander School.

    Ten IDF soldiers were killed in total on Monday. The total number of dead soldiers has reached 53.

  240. 240
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Is there a letter in the post from Mr Fallon ?

  241. 241
    The Establishment says:

    We’re thinking of launching a March Offensive.

  242. 242
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    To receive a caution he must have admitted his guilt – he had the choice to go to trial and defend himself. Obviously he evaded a trial to avoid the publicity and keep it all quiet like.

    That worked well.

  243. 243
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    It must have been bad to receive a police caution. They don’t give them out for shouting at your girlfriend. He now has a criminal record.

    The man’s a cad and has been exposed as such by the free press.

  244. 244
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    No Trevor has heard about some benefits claimant in the next street who has to downsize he house coz her kids have got council houses now and she don’t need the spare bedrooms. Ooh, Trevor is so mad at the injustice. Worse that the hol­oca­ust innit?

  245. 245
    The Boy Plunger says:

    The whole country is really rejoicing at this good news yet how many gullible “hardworking taxpayers” actually know what Lloyds Bank have been up to behind the scenes ?

  246. 246
    Brian says:

    IDF releases map of Gaza tunnels. Some extending km’s into Israel. Not cheap to build. The materials in the longest can amount to millions of US dollars.


  247. 247
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    More incoherent waffle.

  248. 248
    len mcklusterfuckingcunt says:

    good work guido, any word on those large inflatable rats i ordered?

  249. 249
    nutter says:

    What are you, the Board stalker?

  250. 250
    Abdul Krim's bum boi says:

    its ARSE not ass, you arseholes

  251. 251
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    There is no Rule of Law in Russia so don’t talk about legitimacy.

  252. 252
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Babbling away like a pissed old tramp. Ah, bless.

    Vote UKIP :)

  253. 253
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Once more Russia kills its own.

  254. 254
    "Crackdown" Dave says:

    We’ll announce a crackdown on immigrant benefits to take people’s minds off fracking in Tory back gardens. What a wheeze!

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    Handycock whipping it out says:

    The man is a fool for standing down. He should follow my example and draw his pay for doing nothing.


    I am the best advert for membership of the Brotherhood in Parliament. I have admitted sexual abuse of a constituent, abuse of power and clearly misled the police in my original statement to them, but they have neither arrested nor charged me with these offences. I still retain my CBE and have been in the Priory Clinic at taxpayer’s expense on the NHS, in Marchwood, Hampshire, since February, at £700 a day. Life cannot get much better. Thank you Grand Master and Chief Constable Hampshire police for your help and support. Boaz.

  256. 256
    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street and Chief Constable Hampshire Police says:

    Jahbulon Handy.

  257. 257
    anon says:

    Because it’s just a soundbite headline that the cons have no intention of following through -it’s a distraction.

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    Legion of monstrous wimmins says:

    Break him on the wheel!

  259. 259
    anon says:

    This bloke is a complete fucknugget.

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    Man cautioned for Shouting at Wife says:

    “I accepted a caution for a domestic violence incident last year because I was told this was the best thing to do. Though in the interview I did not accept what the police said what I had told them, namely, that I had said “I tred to strangle her” What I actually said was “I felt like stangling her” It was on this statement I was arresed even though I did not hit my wife. I held her face and shouted at her to stop her screaming at me. My 15 year old stepson phoned the police because he thought it would get worse but i went downstairs and I let the police in. The female officer questioned me and it was then that I said “I felt like strangling her.” It was at that moment I was cautioned and arrested. My wife was being questioned upstairs with the children and pressed no charges because she was unhurt. At the police station interview I strongly denied trieng to strangle my wife and I thought that was accepted. Then my duty brief told me to accept the simple caution and It would not come back on me. Now I have been turned down for ordination after studying to be a Baptist minister for the past 5 years. All my hard work and future is now on the line. can I get this caution overturned? ”


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    JH4236323453276 says:

    I bet his girlfriend is going to get a right shoeing when he gets home.

  262. 262
    Anonymous says:

    “David Ruffley to Stand Down at Election”
    Is there anything in the small print, in regard to an escape clause or caveat? Such as it’s conditional on Dave getting re-elected/not getting re-elected, and/or void by virtue of being kicked so far into the future the public will have forgotten all about it by then. Anyone see Ed on TV. Struggling with the concept of knocking Dave, Nick, and Nigel into a cocked hat? By offering the public Ukip Max. Real democracy in regard to a majority mandating of those policies (from any party), that they the voters actually want. Rather than having to like what they are lumped with.

  263. 263
    Stop whining says:

    “I held her face”

    That’s not shouting, that’s physical contact, possibly violently, and menacing.

  264. 264
    Stop whining says:

    Stop fucking whining.

    He resigned.

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