July 25th, 2014

Miliband: Don’t Vote for Me


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  1. 1
    Ed Miliband says:

    I wath pwaying wushun woolette

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    • 19
      Ed Miliband says:

      no baldies
      no grey haired
      no unyouthful looking women
      no obese people
      no men in working clothes
      no tatoos
      no unshaved men

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      • 23
        Nodrog Nworb says:

        Vote for ME, I’m the most photogenic leader EVER!

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          • Anonymous says:

            If you can’t be bothered to give a clue as to what the petition is about, I can’t be bothered to click the link.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Will I be voting for photogenic Dave, the Neville Chamberlain of British politics, all bluster and strong words over Putin but continues to woo Rusian bankers and oligarchs and their money and continues to sell arms to Russia, the leader without an idea in his photogenic little head or, from what I can see, an ounce of integrity, Mr U-Turn himself, or will I be voting for honest, ideas laden, but completely un-photogenic Ed.

            I’m a floating voter so I won’t make up my mind until nearer the election by my opinion’s landsliding towards Ed at the moment.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Sorry but this petition does not ring true. Also, there is little info about the people backing this petition. Can we be told more about them and there aims?

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          • There is a difference. says:

            *their aims, not ‘there aims’.

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        • 72

          But the truth is the spanners north of watford and inside the M25 WILL VOTE for him…..
          and we will have a combination if Armageddon and the Seven Circkes of Haides to contend with ffor at least five years .

          All because tbat other plank Cameron has turned the Tory Party into
          ” New Conservatives”

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        I'm actually ejaculating as you read this message says:

        That’ll go down well in Doncaster North.

        How on earth is he going to survive a streetfight with UKIP in Donneh next year?!

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    • 65
      The Growler says:

      ‘“If you want a politician who thinks that a good photo is the most important thing, then don’t vote for me,” says Ed.’ That should be the headline Fawkesy, but you are learning from the Sun school of short bite journalism, when are they going to offer you political political editorship? At least Teddy is starting to appear honest in stead of trying to live a lie, honesty is the thing that seems to be in short supply in politics, honesty appeals to your average floating voter.

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      • 131
        Dave the pleb says:

        This is from someone who travelled across the Atlantic to have his photo taken with Obama. This is from the party who invented spin doctors.

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    • 90
      Whippersnapper2 says:

      Who is the black cnut in the picture?

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    • 123
      Labour Birmingham = Democrat's Detroit in terms of finance says:

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      • 124
        Labour Councils = 3rd world areas with the same parade of shops & council blocks with overpopulation says:

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  2. 2
    Barraco Barner says:

    “Axelrod used to be my handler Ed, you will be well looked after by the Rothschilds”

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  3. 3
    Barack says:

    Check these guys pockets on the way out.

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    • 105
      Llareggub says:

      Miliband: “Mustn’t look nerdy. Mustn’t look nerdy. Musn’t look nerdy … ”

      Obama: “Who is this nerd? And what’s he doing in my office?”

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  4. 4
    concrete pump says:

    Any photo that makes you look human is a direct result of the hard work the boys and girls do at Adobe.

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  5. 5
    Wed Ed says:

    Oh thit

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  6. 6
    Fixed it for Ed says:

    “If you want a politician who thinks that a good photo is the most important thing, then don’t vote for me,”

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    • 58
      Vlad the Loudhailer says:

      I wouldn’t vote for you because your incompetent, innumerate, never had a real job, screwed up my pension with McMoron when told not to, introduce green taxes and told everybody who didn’t like it to Foxtrot Oscar.

      Regarding how you look is down to your genes and obviously the pool wasn’t that big.

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    • 111
      Duck 'n Dilly says:

      Don’t vote for me, I’m no winna!

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  7. 7
    loan shyster says:

    …and you can pay it back over ten years….

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  8. 8
    Nick Robinson says:

    I hate this digital era as whenever a piece is about a photo op I cant use the term ‘developing’

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  9. 9
    Barraco Barner says:

    Go to DaftHunt 3

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  10. 10
    Vote Tory get unlimited immigration, the EU arrest warrant, HS2, Sharia law.. says:

    To be fair, it wasn’t a good photo op. He just looked weird, as per usual.

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      The Growler says:

      It’s those dark circles around his eyes, they make him look like a skinny panda, could be an indication of some sort of illness.

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  11. 11
    Barraco Barner says:

    Look at the dod damn mess you’ve made on the table Mr Leader. Didn’t your mother teach you to eat properly?

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  12. 12

    M’iliband’s M’illions ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  13. 13
    Ed Miliband says:

    The one of me with Joey Essex was to try and appeal to a more intellectual audience than usual Labour voters.

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  14. 14
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Obama sells Tony Blair’s emissaries a used air force one.

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  15. 15
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Look Ed, if we don’t do this simultaneously, it just doesn’t work..Ok let’s go again..PAPER!

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  16. 16
    Chuka Umunna says:

    “If you want a politician who thinks that a good photo is the most important thing, then vote for me,” says Chuka

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    Weird Ed Watch says:

    Judging from the look on his face in that photo, I’d say you were well and truly sniffed Lily Allen.

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  18. 20
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    I won’t.

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  19. 20
    joey Essex says:

    was nice to be pictured with an intellectual equal

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  20. 24
    England is becumin a ferd world cess-pit innit says:

    I cant wait for the big party next June when all the major stars sparkle to celebrate Labour’s victory

    lily allen, stephen fries, rufus ound, eddie izzards, patrick stooart, morrissey, ross off eastbenders, gabby logans run, chris moyles, bono, jimmys carr, jonafan woss, jasmine albhi indian, and that tranny,,,the images will be spectacular!!!!

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    • 30
      I'm actually ejaculating as you read this message says:

      I can’t wait to see the morning after Ed loses Doncaster North to UKIP.
      Whatever the GE result is, Edless Labour would be priceless.

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      • 42
        England is becumin a ferd world cess-pit innit says:

        Doncaster Norf is a shitole,,,,,,,it is a shitole beecoss the filth wot lives there cannot conceive that voting Labour does not just mean lots of free money/houses for them,,,it actually means economic decay, third rate local services, shit skools for their
        benefits enhancing offspring

        Bit the degenerate filth wot votes Labour are of course immune to reason

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        • 84
          The Growler says:

          “England is becumin a ferd world cess-pit innit ” shouldn’t that read, “England is a ferd world cess-pit innit “

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          • Owen Jones says:

            England is a post racial fully integrated cess pit which celebrates the vibrancy of Doncaster North from my parents house in Cheshire, err South Manchester.

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          • England is becumin a ferd world cess-pit innit says:

            True…cept in the town i live we still aint got many lice infested ferd world shit…..yet

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  21. 26
    Unbalanced Views says:

    what a complete clown that man really is

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  22. 27
    Sniff sniff! says:

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    Hypocrisy Watch says:

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    • 35
      Harman the Pieman says:

      He was right to be photographed sucking up to Murdoch and right to apologise for sucking up to Murdoch.

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    • 75
      The Growler says:

      Yes, it is truly amazing that politicos always what to be photographed, even lowering themselves to have their picture in the Sun

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    • 86
      Vote Labour says:

      Some one should Tweet-Bomb (if such a thing is possible) Ed Miiltards twatter feed with that picture.

      What an utter c’unt.

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    • 137
      Mrs Havisham says:

      Miaow. The names Pickles, IDS, Soames etc etc come to mind, and that is not including the women. If politicians, especially Tories, had to rely on looks, then democracy could never have happened. I won’t be voting for Ed, but in the looks department there are hundreds in the HOC who are way behind him.

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  25. 33
    Weird Ed says:

    This recovery is happening too far, and too fast..

    For my liking.

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    • 78
      The Growler says:

      Teddy you will have to wait till after the GE for the true situation to emerge, and in the Cons get in again but with a majority (smirk) they can do something with, austerity, you’ve seen nothing yet.

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  26. 34
    Miss_Fired says:

    Well I’ll be darned! They told me I’d be meeting a Chucker, and I’d be signing his ball!

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  27. 38
    Long Memory says:

    It all felt a bit like IDS’ quiet man speech..

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    Anonymous says:

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  29. 40
    Larry the Cat says:

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    Shooty* says:

    I don’t get that photo with Obama. Did he shake his hand? Why is he trying to look hard? If he DID shake the hand, why do we not have a photo of that? Does he think that appearing to refuse to shake the hand will help him with the core Labour (postal) voters? Or that it’ll somehow many him appear to be standing up to America?

    Confused.

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    • 53
      Bill Quango MP says:

      He had to wait for the results of a quickly convened focus group, core demographic, in immigrant northern, former industrial, towns to see if he should

      A} Shake the hand of the President of the great Satan
      B} Refuse to shake the hand of the President of the great Satan
      C} Rip down the US flag and set fire to it in the oval office
      4} Take a selfie with the prez

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    It's all about looks and nothing else! says:

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  32. 49
    David Axelprod says:

    Since the BLT sandwich and the picture of Milimouth with an owl on his head, we call them

    Photo-Ooops

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  34. 52
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Everybody stop what you’re doing… Owen Jones has just woken up! Time for a six bottle lunch.

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  35. 54
    Ed needs to grow a long beard says:

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      Winter is coming(on Friday 8 May 2015 make a note in your diaries) says:

      Auditions are being held for Games of Thrones series 5……the two main contenders for “Hand of the King” have been revealed to fans to-day

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  36. 55
    nell says:

    I think he must also have been saying under his breath :

    if you want a politician who understand economics don’t vote for me

    if you want a politician who will be good a foreign policy don’t vote for me

    if you want a politician with leadership qualities don’t vote for me

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  37. 56

    Be fair nobody knows who those ‘celebs’ that Milibland is photo oped with are.

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  38. 57
    M103 says:

    We don’t need another Blair or Cameron style TV leader. Good luck to him

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    ukip.i.am.not says:

    I am a Labour voter so I support Ed Miliband on his principles and on his sincerity with it.

    That is not to say that I could not disagree with a Tory but see them as a reasonable person who has what he sees as the best for people at heart.

    Unfortunately, they are very, very thin on the ground in the Tory party. David Davies for example is very principled, honest and thinks he is doing what is right for the country. I disagree with 90% of what he says but still.

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    • 61
      M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

      What principles? All we’ve ever heard is tax the bankers’ bonuses.

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    • 73
      The grass is greener..... says:

      Deluded you may be, but you are clearly an educated and thoughtful person.
      Have a look at UKIP meps recent performances on youtube and they should give you solid grounds for a rethink on your intransigent support for an outdated party which has no intention of representing its “working class” ( a poor phrase) electorate.

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    • 81
      Mark Chapter 8 Verse 36 says:

      Principles ? Like stabbing his older brother in the back you mean ??

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      • 96
        Anonymous says:

        Returning to what really happened, in what way did Ed stab his brother in the back? For David lost the match and took his ball away. Now David has gone to the US, the yanks are welcome to this glossy Tony Blair clone.

        .

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  40. 62
    Simples says:

    If you want to never be listened to, keep the Bedroom Tax, see local Government disappear entirely, see your rights diminish further until you cannot actually strike, don’t vote for anyone and let Cameron get back in

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  41. 64

    Little Ed does look rather cute, in a hapless way, like a Peter Parker who never quite turned into Spiderman.

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  42. 71
    JustAnotherPoster says:

    You know its bad when even the bbc starts to take the piss…..

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28459474

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  43. 74
    Weird Ed Watch says:

    Ed’s line, “if you want a politician for central casting, it’s not me, it’s the other guy”, is probably nicked from Mitt Romney, who had this encounter with a heckler:

    Woman: “So you’re all for like, ‘yay, freedom,’ and all this stuff. And ‘yay, like pursuit of happiness.’ You know what would make me happy? Free birth control.”

    Romney:”You know, let me tell you, no no, look, look let me tell you something. If you’re looking for free stuff you don’t have to pay for, vote for the other guy. That’s what he’s all about, okay? That’s not, that’s not what I’m about.”

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  44. 82
    Thanks Ed for the tip says:

    I only got as far as “Don’t vote for me……”

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  45. 87
    Dave M says:

    Do his people really think it’s credible for him to turn round now and say ‘I don’t play the PR game’ just because he’s lost it? Political equivalent of picking his ball up and taking it home.

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  46. 88
    Militosser is a little wanker! says:

    I get so pissed off even when I see a photo of Milishite. Last week he appeared on the telly and I actually threw the Remote at it. It smashed the frigging thing into pieces and my wife yelled at me!

    I hate that septic tank so much!

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  47. 91
    gildedtumbril says:

    The millipede, in fact both millipedes, look exactly what they are like,
    commie freaks.
    On the other hand camoron looks like a bullingdon bumboy freak.

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  48. 93

    Like any politician, he will say whatever he thinks will win votes

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  49. 97
    Michael says:

    “Don’t Vote For Me”, sorry WHO was it said that again? He is not a non-entity, he is the non-entities non-entity.

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  50. 98
    Colin Bryan says:

    Don’t need any persuasion. Wouldn’t vote for the half witted, nasal, talentless waste of oxygen anyway.

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    I am Jim says:

    What a febrile comment. It could only have been made because he was caught out with a totally unflattering picture of him eating. Won’t be inviting him to my dinner parties with a pose like that.

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  52. 101
    genghiz the kahn says:

    What did the girl from Bristol say about miliband ignoring people in that cafe? The guy has a face for radio and a voice for silent films with sweet f a charisma.

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    kitten says:

    Today, good news on the economy. If weirdo ed and thuggish ed gets their hands on it again, god help us all. Unless you have 15 kids and live on benefits.

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  54. 112
    Obama says:

    So you are the prick who takes the credit for stopping global intervention in Syria, which green-lighted the Russian invasion of Ukraine , and the downing of a civillian aircraft over ‘disputed’ sovereign territory.

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    • 117
      Anonymous says:

      But Ed, Labour (and some Tory) MPs have every right to take the credit for stopping a bombing strikes on Syria – bombing that would have helped the ISIS terror gangs no end.

      As for the Ukraine, MSM, Washington neo-cons and the EU should Keep Out of Russia’s back yard. They might reconsider putting all the blame for the shoot down on Putin. For AP reports that US intelligence officials are “cautious in their assessment, noting that while the Russians have been arming separatists in eastern Ukraine, the U.S. had no direct evidence that the missile used to shoot down the passenger jet came from Russia.”

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  55. 113
    Anonymous says:

    Tony Blair had the glossy looks the press wanted, but sexed-up the evidence about WMD to take the county into an illegal war with Iraq. This led to the ISIS terror gangs.

    Meanwhile Ed, who few would call photogenic, helped to prevent the county starting an illegal bombing strike against Syria. This would have helped the terror gangs.

    Good looks or good policy – Go Compare!

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    • 116

      We may have a leader modelled on a spitting image puppet, and a fat feckless shadow chancellor who hates his guts, but vote Labour anyway!

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      • 121
        Anonymous says:

        Standard insults side, how much more damage might the terror gangs have done had Ed supported the bombing strikes. So perhaps the Labour Party should have voted for the bombing – then let the Tories get sucked into a nasty war?

        As for totally useless MPs, Dave wisely got shot of would-be Syrian Bomber Hague – only to replace him with a would-be Cold War warrior. Good call.

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  56. 114
    Anonymous says:

    He flies to America to have his photo taken ‘pissing in the trough’ with the big boys, and then denounces politicians who seek photo ops.

    WTF?

    Is he the most inept Labour leader, since, well the last Labour leader?

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  57. 118
    Harpee says:

    The glorious leader has as much difficulty with the truth as I do.

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  58. 120
    Nerd slapper says:

    Ed – don’t worry I won’t vote for you.

    I seem to remember giving you a slap at school.

    And now you want to be PM? Nah – not so much, mate.

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  59. 122
    Labour Press Office says:

    Very pleased to welcome Barry and Paul Chuckle to Ed’s campaign team.

    Ed said of their appointment “To me, to you”.

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  60. 126
    Robin J Smith says:

    As if there weren’t already 10,000 reasons not to vote for Ed.

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  61. 129
    Rupert says:

    Miliband and Joey Essex twins seperated at birth. Are there two greater Pommie wankers?

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  62. 132
    Anonymous says:

    “Miliband: Don’t Vote for Me”
    Until I at least get to grips with a real-world dictionary definition of democracy?
    Then hopefully apply it to the EU referendum issue.

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Left on Left says:

The lefties are attacking because the panellist is a millionaire and lives in a London home worth upwards of two million. Someone had best tell them he’s called Ed Miliband.


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