July 22nd, 2014

UKIP on Course for Two MPs According to Ashcroft Poll

Lord Ashcroft’s latest constituency polling has UKIP in first place in two Tory held seats where Labour came second in 2010. Thurrock Tory MP Jackie Doyle-Price, who has a majority of just 92 in Thurrock, drops to third on 28%. In first place is UKIP’s Tim Aker, on 36%, well ahead of the Labour candidate, Ed Miliband’s carpet-bagging former SpAd Polly Billington, who is on 30%. Meanwhile in Thanet South, where Farage is expected to run, UKIP are first on 33%, with the Tories and Labour level pegging on 29%. The LibDems are almost wiped out in both constituencies, on 2% and 4% respectively. If Ashcroft is on the money, UKIP will have at least two MPs in 2015. They are not just hurting the Tories, but Labour too…


150 Comments

  1. 1
    Farage says:

    Is there a media blackout on me?

  2. 2
    Laurie "Screaming Banshee" Penny says:

    Errr Farage is a white male so he is part of the patriarchy that enables r4pe culture. He’s racist and should be in prison.

  3. 3
    Mick Roach says:

    About as relevant as the Greens and Caroline Lucan then?

  4. 4
    La, la, la says:

    Looks like once again the Tories Craig MacKinley will finish second behind Farage.

  5. 5
    Outraged of Tunbridge says:

    Why is Lord Ashcroft always asking Poles for their opinion?

  6. 6
    Googlies says:

    When I type Miliband into my Google search app, before I’ve finished the word it suggests:
    ‘Miliband bacon sandwhich’

    Just checked the other leaders for fairness, nothing relevant lol.

  7. 7
    Wanda Ringhands says:

    But the press commentariat keep telling us that UKIP’s bubble has burst! There must be a mistake, I demand that poll is carried out again until the correct result is reached!

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    #Where’sWillyHague? #BackToTheStoneAge

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    “They are not just hurting the Tories, but Labour too” Yeh by taking two seats off the Conservatives. Great logic.

  10. 10
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  11. 11
    jimmy says:

    There’s an area that has been enriched by islam.

    The best is to compare Detroit when it was a white city with what happeend after it was turned into a multi-racial 3rd world hell-hole.

    Civilisation is always under seige – there are now parts of london that feel more like africa and it will only spread now the rot has set in mentally.

  12. 12
    Someone says:

    Maybe you’re not sucking up to the you-know-whos enough, like all the other poodles.

  13. 13
    Diane Abbott's yes I'm really stupid says:

    Buns, buns, glorious buns.
    Nothing quite like them for filling my tums.

  14. 14
    Guffaws says:

    They’ll be able to hold their parliamentary party meetings in a phonebox or bus shelter!

    Hilarious!

  15. 15
    Steve Miliband says:

    Ed, Ed, Harriet. The Dream team.

  16. 16
    Odds favour ? says:

    On course for another hung parliament.

    LibDems may bleed support to Greens, so will Cameron aim for a Con-LibDem-Green coalition?

    Labour by any other name?

  17. 17
    still walking into darkness says:

    2 is a bare minimum. And a lot more besides after the amateur dramatics in Parliament with everyone pointing the finger at Russia with zero evidence so far. Is it me or was the tone of that discussion all about the EU response, with some thinly veiled rhetoric of the need for an EU military force to do something.

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    They don’t like socialism so they’ll vote Ukip.So yes great logic.

  19. 19
    Millions of Mr & Mrs Joe Public are all Voting UKIP ...... says:

    Good old Ashcroft trying his best to play down UKIP as a
    insignificant irritating insect……………

    Wonder what he will say or do after all the results are
    in for Thursday 7 May 2015 GE & Local Elections……?????

    The UKIP’s peoples army are moving ever forwards !!!!

    VOTE UKIP…………….

  20. 20
    Blue Chipper says:

    Who will give me odds on UKIP having more MPs in 2015 than the Lib Dems.

  21. 21
    rick says:

    That’s certainly a factor.

  22. 22

    Let’s see what the actual vote is at the GE. I bet that UKIP do very well and the sub-liminal reinforcement by the main parties to reassure floaters won’t help. The mould is being broken and the Lib-Dems won’t even need to turn up.

  23. 23
    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    Would you rather Labour took them than UKIP? And of course if UKIP do take Tory seats (or Labour gain them) then the person to blame is not Farage but Shallow Dave.

  24. 24
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  25. 25
    Edward Snowden, The Guardian's hero and living in Russia says:

    + seats (2?) from Labour. Vote UKIP and kick the fuckers where it hurts.

  26. 26
    Edward Snowden, The Guardian's hero and living in Russia says:

    Perhaps his wife wants a new kitchen.

  27. 27
    visibly shaken says:

    on the subject – what’s the difference between MGM and FGM?

  28. 28
    I'm voting UKIP and so is the Missus says:

    How much is that windmill in my garden?
    The one that minces the birds.
    How much is that windmill in my garden?
    You do know I got it for free.
    I must take a trip down to the bank dear,
    And leave my poor cash cow alone.
    But whilst I’m away we’ll still be earning.
    A subsidy fine to behold.
    How much is that windmill in my garden?
    The one that rarely spins round .
    How much is that windmill in my garden?
    I’ll never let windy be sold.
    I read in the paper there’s elections.
    With a Socialist trying to get in.
    My love needs a Tory to protect him
    And make sure my subsidies in.
    I don’t want a Cleggy or a Cable.
    And Danny’s just a fanny that talks.
    I don’t want a load of murdered badgers.
    ‘You can’t take dead badgers for walks.’
    How much is that Tory in the window?
    The one with the public school smile.
    How much is that Tory in the window?
    I do know that Tory’s for sale.

  29. 29
    Jimmy says:

    Gosh. That would make them twice as influential as the Green Party.

  30. 30
    Mycroft says:

    Let the 3 other parties tear themselves apart and make fools of themselves, then return to the ‘circus’ when they are at a low, that is how you make an impact.

    The media will eventually be satiated biting lumps out of the others at some point and will bring attention our way soon enough.

    We’re getting a free ride at the moment, but on the ground we’re working hard, gaining a foothold does not require media attention, in fact it is more difficult if there is any.

    Later, as we become established, then we’ll need the media to expand our party.

    But like all bridgeheads it is easier to gain on the QT.

    The media have been wrong-footed yet again, that pleases me no end.

    By the way, we will gain 15+ seats and that is just enough to achieve what we want. 12 will be just enough, 15 will be easier.

  31. 31
    Googlies says:

    It’s a similar situation in Rome. My wife said she was lucky to have seen it 30 years ago before the EU destroyed it.
    Couldn’t walk 50yrds without someone bothering you, hard to tell what country you were in sometimes. Parks full of illegals sleeping rough. It’s a shame.

  32. 32
    Tony B£iar says:

    All my own work – well, I did need some heavy kit from Bush.

  33. 33
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Call for you mr Miliband…from the president’s secretary for the White House, are you free?

    “Me? Oh…well, golly gosh…yes..”

    “Hi Ted?”

    “Erm…I prefer Ed actually, but that doesn’t matter.”

    “Good..ok well Ted, the President wants you to water the main lawns before the Kenyan ambassador arrives this afternoon ok?”

    “Erm…well,ok I suppose I could..”

    “The presidents says he was standing on the lawn with some doofuss Limey schmuck yesterday and the lawn was looking as yellow as a Frenchman in a war zone.”

    “Erm..ok…but…I erm..I where do I get the hose?”

    “Get the hose from? Hey,,hang on a sec..are you Ted Millerbaum, the groundskeeper?”

    “Erm…no…”

    “Ok, jeez, sorry buddy..my mistake..”

    “Wait! Wait! Does the president still want the lawn watered? Coz I can see to that, no problem..no problem at all…….hello?”

  34. 34
    rick says:

    They think no one will notice what they’re up to.

  35. 35

    It’s a dump , Rome. Has been for years.

    About 2000 of them.

  36. 36
    Jimmy says:

    Future Cameron Press Secretary?

  37. 37
    Jimmy says:

    Bizarre. Why is it you people can’t do this?

  38. 38
    I'm voting UKIP and so is the Missus says:

    That’s fucking awful!

  39. 39
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    If Farage is elected to parliament will he sit next to Dennis Skinner?

  40. 40

    The “logic” is clear. These are labour target seats. If UKIP win them, labour don’t. Labour Cannot form a coalition with any kipper seats. Effectively these would be two lost gains to labour.

    The real important bit would be how many current Tory seats in a kipper/Tory battle lose to labour assuming a 10% kipper transfer. If it’s more than 2 then labour are laughing.

  41. 41

    UKIP should do better than 2 MPs – need to do more in the North. It’s happening.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  42. 42
    Benn Gunn says:

    He will say I was wrong..

    they got three seats. But Miliband’s 50 majority means he is planning to join the euro while the going is good.

  43. 43
    Private schooling works! says:

    What the hell is wrong with people? Ok so I went to a private boarding school and much good it did me!

    My parents wanted choice and wanted me to prosper. They led busy lives and did not have time to look after me. I understood this.

    I went to a boys boarding school from age 4 to 11in Surrey then a boys’ boarding school in the heart of the industrial west midlands from age 11 to 18 in the 1980’s.

    It was harsh at times, but I learnt how to get on with the other fellow. If you forgot yourself you were slippered by the housemaster or caned by the headmaster or made to clean the prefects’ floor. It was character building!

    We had rugger, soccer, military cadets, sailing, basketball, cricket and you earnt your privileges.

    You never had to worry about girls either. They were forbidden mostly, even in 6th form. Just boys and Masters. And we studied Latin too in the bargain.

    Our motto, in Latin, was conquer evil with good!

  44. 44
    Googlies says:

    One thing that caught my eye was the number of anti-EU election posters.

    UK is not the only one fed up.

  45. 45
    olden1936 says:

    Jolly good;anyone would be better than the present elitist bunch.

  46. 46
    Pedant says:

    The Kippah?

  47. 47
    roma gypo says:

    i can has benefit please?

  48. 48
    the walking dead says:

    The game is up for the liblabcon traitors.

    Just a matter of time until the mass arrests, punishments, and a couple of show trials.

  49. 49
    Cathy Doris Newman says:

    You go girl. My hero Harriet Harperson has blazed a trail and now the wonderful Ms Laurie Penny is aiming her fire at the white patriarchy.

    Our next feature – what to do about the right wing woman problem?

  50. 50
    The Lone Ranger says:

    I lived in Rome in the early 70s and it was very nice indeed. Not been back since I left in ’73.

  51. 51
    Anonymous says:

    poof

  52. 52
    Greggs says:

    Diane we can’t deliver any more buns cakes or donuts until your outstanding balance of £11.750 is settled, you could just take it out of tax payer funds, like you did with that awful portrait

  53. 53
    Ask Jeeves says:

    And you enjoy anal sex , yes ?

  54. 54
    Jesus says:

    MGM makes a penis more hygienic. Sexual stimulation is different but not diminished and usually the procedure is done before a child is even conscious of its penis. Many adults chose to undergo it due to the many benefits.

    FGM is done to girls old enough to know what’s happening, is done for no good reason other than to permanently deny them any sexual pleasure ever. No adult ever chooses to have their clitoris ripped out by a camelfucker, because no good reason has ever been given.

  55. 55
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    UKIP will not take my seat Portsmouth South off me, I am too popular, and the voters in Portsmouth, on the whole, incredibly thick. I will be standing again as an Independent and get re-elected. Boaz.

    http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/portsmouth-south-mp-mike-hancock-starts-taking-on-constituent-inquiries-again-1-6191770

  56. 56
    Nick Clegg says:

    One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor.

  57. 57
    Sarah Millington says:

    Jimmy – come on.

    What you just did there was as bad as the reporter.

    Using a dead child to get a story – using a dead child to score a cheap political point – what’s the difference Jimmy?

    Bad enough we have the EU, the Russians & the USA all climbing over the bodies to reach the moral high ground without us joining in.

    Withdraw the post.

  58. 58
    The Daily Mail says:

    He should be castrated and burned alive.

  59. 59
    No girls allowed! says:

    Do you want to talk to someone about your time there? I’m traindd in counselling for abused victims. I have a couch!

  60. 60
    Don't believe it! says:

    Complete bollocks. Ashcroft contrives polls to kick the Conservative activists up the arse in marginals and get them to campaign harder.

  61. 61
    This is how to bring peace to the middle east says:

  62. 62
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Thought it was Liverpool at first.

  63. 63

    Get a proper leader and a better political way of thinking and you may be able to answer that question yourself.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  64. 64
    Jimmy says:

    This is the most humble day of my life.

  65. 65
    JIMMY says:

    NIGE — HAVE A LOOK AT TRURO AND FALMOUTH. LOCAL TORIES ARE SICK OF THE LIBS AND THE TORIES. THE TORIES HAVE A BAD HISTORY IN FALMOUTH SINCE 2005 AND THE CURRENT SITUATION IS VERY FLAT. THERE IS NO TORY OR LIB/ DEM POLITICAL STRUCTURE OR BRANCH NETWORK. VOTERS ARE GAME FOR ANYTHING WITH A GOOD STRAIGHT TALKING CANDIDATE — IT COULD GO YOUR WAY WITH TORY AND LIB HELP!

    JIMMY

  66. 66
    Jimmy Saville says:

    Did i fix it for you in the early 80’s?

  67. 67
    Jimmy says:

    I voted for the other one.

  68. 68

    No – he has actually done something very useful.

    He has demonstrated just how insecure the crash site was.

    What credibility now any investigation ?

    Works both for and against R’ussia – mainly against.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  69. 69
    JH103932812-23-9210 says:

    The truth is what is good for the party.

    Don’t ever expect a leftist to explain or apologise.

  70. 70
    Googlies says:

    Whilst I have no time for jounalists, that was an innocent and stupid mistake. He got upset and lost it.

    Other jounalists did the same thing and it looks like those suitcases have already been thoroughly looted.

    What’s worse is the number of pictures of the dead posted online. Images like that shouldn’t be published, it’s an invasion of privacy and it’s not nice to see loved ones squashed like tomatoes droppped on concrete.

    The crash scene has been handled in an appalling way.

  71. 71

    Not convinced the other was any better. Too much ‘torture’ etc. baggage + He was there looking awkward when B’rown was signing L’isbon.

    But still voted Labour ?

    You should dip your toe in the UKIP pool – the water is very agreeable. UKIP are becoming the honest working man’s choice.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  72. 72
    Statistician says:

    Well if Jockland was to vote to leave the UK then not only would Labour loose a load of seats but the rest of us left in the UK would live more than two years longer on average.

    What’s not to like?

  73. 73
    UKIP if you want to, the Lady's not for kipping says:

    We really want to get Nigel into the HOC.

    Imagine how entertaining any exchanges with Bercow would be!

  74. 74
    JIMMY says:

    I DONT’T THINK CAMERON REALISES HOW SICK PEOPLE ARE OF THE CURRENT POLITICIANS. A STUCTURAL CHANGE COULD HAPPEN.

    CAMERON REMINDS THE VOTER OF HIS SUCCESS WITH – GAY MARRIAGE, CRIMINALISING PARENTS WHO TAKE THEIR KIDS OUT OF SCHOOL IN TERM TIME, TAXING THE VOTER TO DEATH AND TAKING AWAY CHILD BENEFIT FROM HIS OWN NATURAL VOTERS.

    COME ON NIGE!!!!!!!!!!!

  75. 75
    Diane Abbott says:

    What food do you sell for that mealtime in between breakfast & brunch?

  76. 76
    ISIUK says:

    Vote ISIUK get a Caliphate.

  77. 77
    Officer Dibble says:

    If I type ‘John Bercow’ in, it suggests ‘height’

  78. 78
    They should go for counselling says:

    Hate to tell you but the world’s like that – outside of Radio4.

  79. 79
    Damian McBride says:

    Did he find a Nokia?

  80. 80
    Nigel Farage says:

    Thanks Jimmy. It was the use of block capitals which true my attention to your post. Otherwise I might never have noticed it among all the other dross. Great idea. Cheers.

    Nigel

  81. 81
    Norma Stitz says:

    All mutilation of chidren, of either sex, for twisted religious beliefs, is criminal assault and should be gtreated as such. Excuses about hygiene are used to excuse a practice that, in America, is worth billions in charges to the medical profession.

  82. 82

    The looting story is a bit of a misnomer in some respects.

    The locals – (not the militia who did loot) – started collecting personal possessions shortly after the flight came down. It was with good but misguided intentions. Like throwing a golf ball back to someone on a course.

    Belongings and bodies were scattered over a six mile area.

    This is why failure to secure the site was such a big issue.

    Google image cache is worth checking to see the flowers left at the site, and also the response of U’krainian people with candle-lit vigils and flowers left at D’utch embassy in K’iev etc.

    Hasn’t been reported much here, but it is important to understand that the only folk who have had the empathy bypass on MH17 is R’ussia and those they support in U’kraine.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  83. 83
    Hey Fag says:

    You forgot the bit about being buggered, which of course means that when you achieve some ‘power’ you will also bugger ‘fags’

  84. 84
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    There are many adult males who wish it had never been done to them as children and there is actually a procedure to reverse the mutilation, popular among American gays.

    If you want hygiene, teach your son to wash his cock every day, don’t get some old man to slice off what nature gave him.

  85. 85
    Someone says:

    You’ll find that area was “liberated” by the West.

  86. 86
    David Cameron says:

    I wasn’t aware until now when one of my assistants pointed out this most erudite post of yours Jimmy which you have thoughtfully put entirely in capital letters so that it might be noticed more easily. It’s a mercy to read it as a blessed relief from fighting that Russian cad Putin.

    Have you thought of using BOLD BLACK CAPITALS as well? That really would be thought provoking and headline grabbing. One would hate to miss any of your pearls of wisdom.

    David

    PS Vote UKIP

  87. 87
    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street and Chief Constable Hampshire Police says:

    Glad to hear you will be standing again Handy. We hope your boys will be dealing with those making critical comments about you and the Brotherhood; it is completely out of order. jahbulon.

  88. 88
    Red Prince says:

    Oh God, another gem from the twerp.

  89. 89
    Red Prince says:

    Why would a middle class snob join the UKIP when it is full of working class oiks?

  90. 90
    JIMMY says:

    THANKS NIGE – THE FAMILY VOTER DOWN ERE IN CORNWALL IS UP IN ARMS ABOUT THIS TORY POLICY CRIMINALISING PARENTS WHO TAKE THEIR KIDS OUT OF SCHOOL IN TERM TIME. THE TORIES AND THE LIB/DEMS DONT’T UNDERSTAND THAT THE CORNISH ECONOMY IS SEASONAL AND WHEN THE SUN IS OUT – THE ECONOMY IS FULLY AT WORK. THE CORNISH CAN ONLY TAKE THEIR HOLS OUT OF SEASON AND IN SCHOOL TIME. THE LOCAL MPS ARE NANDY PANDYING ABOUT OR SUPPORTING THE POLCY BECAUSE THEY DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE FAMILY – WITH KIDS – OR TO PUT IT ANOTHER WAY BECAUSE THEY COME FROM THE GROUP WITH A SPECIAL SEXUAL TASTE.

    A UKIP POLICY AND YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT REVERSING THIS COALITION EDICT OF SEPTEMBER 2013 WILL GET THE CORNISH VOTER AND INDEED THE PARENT AND GRAND-PARENT UK VOTER EATING OUT OF YOUR HAND. YOU COULD GET 100 SEATS.

    YOU HAD BETTER BE QUICK – AS THE TORIES ARE READING THIS!!!!!!!!

  91. 91
    fellow twerp says:

    Funny as fuck.

  92. 92
    KFC says:

    Family Bucket for one?

  93. 93
    Nigel Farage says:

    As long as the yokels are not using child labour planting potatoes in the fields or selling ice creams to the grockles. It’s a hard life down there, Jim, but not as we know it.

  94. 94
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Jimmy can’t help being cruel, unfunny and nasty. It’s part of the genetic make up of all Labour voters.

  95. 95
    JIMMY says:

    73

    JIMMY says:

    July 22, 2014 at 12:52 pm

    I DONT’T THINK CAMERON REALISES HOW SICK PEOPLE ARE OF THE CURRENT POLITICIANS. A STUCTURAL CHANGE COULD HAPPEN.

    CAMERON REMINDS THE VOTER OF HIS SUCCESS WITH – GAY MARRIAGE, CRIMINALISING PARENTS WHO TAKE THEIR KIDS OUT OF SCHOOL IN TERM TIME, TAXING THE VOTER TO DEATH AND TAKING AWAY CHILD BENEFIT FROM HIS OWN NATURAL VOTERS.

    COME ON NIGE!!!!!!!!!!!

    ALL OF THESE ISSUES VEX THE UK VOTER AND ESPECIALLY THE TORY VOTERS WHO MATTER.

  96. 96
    Maqb­oul says:

    Young man when you’ve finished posting on your smartphone, I’ll have a Big Mac with small fries please.

  97. 97
    JIMMY says:

    DAVID CAMERON WAS ON HOLS DOWN ERE IN CORNWALL IN TERM TIME, AND PROMISED THE CORNISH HE WOULD SORT OUT THE MOBILE PHONE NETWORK. HE DID AVE TO GO HOME BECAUSE HIS MOBILE DID NOT CONNECT.

    NIGE – YOU ONLY HAVE TO PROMISE AND GET THE MOBILE PHONE SYSTEM UP AND RUNNING AND CORNWALL IS UKIPS FOR A GENERATION.
    IT IS EASY TO DO, EVEN THOUGH DAVE CAMERON IS ALL WORDS AND LITTLE ACTION.

  98. 98
    JIMMY says:

    TORY ACTIVISTS MIGHT BE ACTIVATING THE UKIP PARTY

  99. 99
    RickB says:

    Try Mr Coral, Mr Hill or Mr Labroke – I’m sure they will accommodate you but don’t expect generous odds.

  100. 100

    You cant barrage the Farage!

  101. 101
    Spartacus says:

    bbc spokesman asks have you seen the pictures of the Royal Baby?

  102. 102
    The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

    You do not know what happened. NONE of us do.

    Watch the video here of a press conference with the leader of the Rebels here:

    http://vineyardsaker.blogspot.co.uk/2014/07/alexander-borodai-19-jul-press.html

    The ethnic Russian rebels tried to secure the site, in an active warzone, over a widespread area with locals looting and foriegn journalists wandering in and disturbing the crime scene. The Militia took international advice on what to do to secure the crash zone. The Militia have been crying out for the international investigators to come in and recover bodies and examine the wreckage. It all looks like the international community refused to act for several days, to allow the scene to deteriorate and blame the rebels.

    Could alexander-borodai be lying? I would expect him to, as I know Kiev, USA, Russia and the EU are all lying too, but who benefits most from shooting that plane out of the sky? It sure as hell is not Russia or the rebels. the Kiev government DO have the means, motive and opportunity to shoot it down, and due to the fact that they have been using jet fighters to indiscriminately bomb civilians on the ground for months, I would not put shooting an airliner out of the sky passed them.

    IF the rebels shot it down, it was clearly an accident, and should be treated as such, just like the civilian airliners shot down by the USA and USSR in the past.

    If Kiev shot it down, then it was undoubtedly deliberate and is a gross war crime.

  103. 103
    The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

    The only thing you lack is any shred of objective proof? Other than that your supposition is based on mindless obedience to a very corrupt mainstream media.

    Please try harder.

  104. 104
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Is that the best line they’ve come up with at Kensington Palace Green today?

  105. 105
    Unite 4 Skins says:

    MGM ruins a really good sex life and turns otherwise normal boys into homosexuals, bankers, lawyers, high-court judges, rabbis, imams and Members of Parliament.

  106. 106

    B’orodai is controlling the separatists:

    http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/kremlin-spy-the-demon-believed-to-be-one-of-the-prorussian-militants-responsible-for-mh17/story-fni0cx12-1226994201383?nk=347e19774af3e9148e4a85c862f64ba8

    B’orodai is controlled by M’oscow:

    h**p://www.jamestown.org/single/?tx_ttnews%5Btt_news%5D=42650&tx_ttnews%5BbackPid%5D=7&cHash=c88c903d113416bf762d5c3e4f1c0120#.U85bdfldWmT

    NB: This is putting to one side S’trelkov and a few others.

    It is a war crime but everything is pointing towards the Separatists (terrorists) who appear to be very much R’ussian.

    U’kraine do not control that region and if there were U’kraine planes in the area then the separatists would have been targeting them and not commercial airliners.

    Their weapon (Buk) was fitted with IFF which we presume works as about 150 international flights per week have made it safely over that area, until MH17.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  107. 107

    Intercepts from SBU et al. – Insane in the U’kraine:

    And why is R’ussia in the: Throw sh!t and see what sticks defensive position at present ?

    NB: Blaming the messengers really doesn’t wash.

    It’s mainly the non-denial of the R’ussian’s that has let the cat out of the bag.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  108. 108
    The only Country in Europe not to have its own paliament is England says:

    They call them Emits in them there parts, Grockles, Devon Dorset Somerset.

  109. 109
    I need new glasses. says:

    Fanny bucket?

  110. 110
    UKIPPER says:

    Vote for Dave you know he is honest

  111. 111
    UKIPPER says:

    Tory Eton Voting Song

    Jolly voting weather
    We are all Europhiles
    We’re very clever
    And lie to you all the while
    You fell for our promise especially the CAST IRON trick
    We’re all from Eton, and you lot are all too thick.

    Regarding our expenses
    We will fill our boots
    We know you don’t like it
    But we don’t give two hoots
    If we get found out we will not shed a tear
    We’ll still be MPs on £60 odd grand a year

    If you think I’ll claim back powers,
    You haven’t got a clue
    We’ll hand the UK to Merkle,
    There is nothing that you can do
    No referendums Changes through on the nod
    I am the PM and I’m a duplicitous ***

    As for immigration
    I know it gets on your tits
    We will flood the nation
    And pay their benefits
    We are from Eton; and we are the ruling class
    If you don’t like it, you can just kiss my a***

    Junker has been elected
    We made a mighty fuss
    The voters have not detected
    Junker is one of us
    We are for Europe becoming just one big state
    When Britain wakes up it will be far too late

  112. 112
    Anonymous says:

    The Times they are a changing

    Come all the electorate throughout the UK
    It’s time to ignore what the LIBLABCON say
    Lets face it these parties have all had their day
    Our politics need rearranging
    So go out and vote UKIP lets sweep them away
    For the times they are a changing

    Not one of them listens to our point of view
    They’d sooner give our cash to the EU
    So lets kick them out and try something new
    We can’t afford this lot remaining
    Political rethink is long overdue
    For the times they are a changing

    They lied about Lisbon and promised a vote
    There all Europhiles and in the same boat
    Their treachery just bring a lump to my throat
    As each other they just keep blaming
    So send them a message and let them take note
    That the times they are a changing

    We will no longer tolerate lies being told
    Tax breaks for the rich but more tax for the old
    Ruled from the EU and our birthrights sold
    They ignore us when we are complaining
    If we all vote UKIP there out in the cold
    For the times they all need changing

    Now that the EU elections are near
    The full UKIP smear campaign slips into gear
    But UKIP aren’t crooks so there’s nothing to fear
    Establishment over reaction
    UKIP don’t swindle there well in the clear
    For the “TIMES” they are a changing

  113. 113
    One, 2, miss a few, 99, 100! says:

    Here, here, old boy! The excuse of ‘Culture’ should never be accepted when it comes to performing acts like this on children.

  114. 114
    Winston Cameron says:

    I, have nothing to offer, but bumsex, sharia, and countrycide.

  115. 115
    Quack Surgery says:

    MGM can also refer to the “transexual” operation.

    Of course, the proper treatment for a bloke who wants to become a woman is counselling or psychotherapy. Not hacking his cock off.

  116. 116
    We-KIP, They-KIP, You-Kip, I'm off for a KIP says:

    The media are as far removed from the reality on the ground as the Westminster bubble lot are. They seem to delude themselves by saying that UKIP was a European Election protest vote. What they fail to see is that the LibLabCon’s offer NOTHING to the everyday person. All are Big Government and are just here to maintain the status quo. Just wait until UKIP bring out their manifesto later in the year then we’ll be able to seperate the wheat from the chaff.

    Vote UKIP! :)

  117. 117
    Ms J Dromey says:

    Don’t google me, or it will give you nightmares.

  118. 118
    Ex-Londoner says:

    It’s a similar situation in London.

  119. 119
    Confucius says:

    The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

  120. 120
    Wee Eck says:

    Come home Jimmy, your country needs you!

  121. 121
    Tim YoYo says:

    The Green Party whose influence is promulgated through every BBC programme broadcast since 1997?

    The Green Party whose influence determines every policy of call-me-Dave?

    The Green Party whose influence has put a windmill on every patch of spare land or sea?

    That’ll do nicely, then.

  122. 122
    Uno Itis says:

    Because it’s “The Right Thing To Do”™
    © McDoom, 2007

  123. 123

    Will Nigel stand in one seat and his teeth in another thus doubling his chances??

  124. 124
    Aluminium Milliner says:

    Amongst the tin-foilers you take the biscuit.

    Russia never wanted Ukraine to separate (nor indeed any of the other historic USSR satellites) and it has been trying to get Ukraine back. Putin does this by way of backing and funding pro-Russian nutjobs in Ukraine.

    First, Putin cause the attempted murder by poisoning of Viktor Yushchenko, who had become the president of Ukraine in 2005 when he ran against the Russian backed Viktor Yanukovych.

    Ukraine wants to be free, Russia wants it back.
    Ukraine has nothing to gain by committing acts of terror against the international community.

    Putin on the other hand, who has murdered Russian ex-pats in London too, knows nothing other than acts of terror.

  125. 125
    Aluminium Milliner says:

    p.s. This was a response to the nutter of 102.

  126. 126
    Aluminium Milliner says:

    Oh do fuck off – Putin is a rat-faced murdering fucktard as he proved time and time again in Russia, Georgia, the Ukraine and even on the streets of London.

  127. 127
    Enquirer says:

    What are you whining about?

  128. 128
    Lt Ripley says:

    There’s only one way to be sure

  129. 129
    The real people of England says:

    Jolly good idea!

  130. 130
    I'm actually ejaculating as you read this message says:

    You mean generous in the sense of 10-9, which would mean they thought UKIP would be quite likely to get more MPs than the Libidinous Demagogues; or generous as in 10-1, which would make you a larger profit?

  131. 131
    I'm actually ejaculating as you read this message says:

    Labour and Tories are wings of the same leftist statist party in our one-party state, so any vote against either hurts them both – a vote for UKIP is a rejection of the far-left mock-liberal establishment, and a vote for change.

  132. 132
    I'm actually ejaculating as you read this message says:

    Your face is hilarious.

  133. 133
    I'm actually ejaculating as you read this message says:

    I bet all the parties are praying they don’t have any nonces for the press to get excited about.

    I wonder if the press has got any nonces?

    Where’s my torch and pitchfork!

  134. 134
    I'm actually ejaculating as you read this message says:

    Always two there are…

  135. 135
    I'm actually ejaculating as you read this message says:

    He’s demonstrated how desperate he is for a promotion and a higher profile. ’tis the Devil’s work.

  136. 136
    I'm actually ejaculating as you read this message says:

    Shame on you being sucked in by the EU propaganda on this.

    The EU have precipitated this with their idiotic misconceived and unnecessary expansionist meddling.

    None of this whole Ukraine situation and sequence of events had to happen.

    So much for the EU’s raisin d’être of preventing war.

    They stood by in Bosnia whilst it happened; and they created this mess.

    It’s far too convenient to gey self-righteous and start trying to reinvent the Russian bogeyman and blame everythong on them… but where does it end?! Nowhere good, I assure you.

    Vote UKIP & Support Russia!

  137. 137
    I'm actually ejaculating as you read this message says:

    Ukraine is a made-up country like Belgium or Yugoslavia.

    It’s borders have changed frequently since the Russian revolution and WW1, and Crimea was never part of it until a random unilateral decision by a Russian dictator in the ’50s.

    This is not Ukrainian land.

    Ukraine wrongly occupies Ruthenia, and land belonging to weaker neighbours Belorussia, Romania, Moldavia, and of course Crimea and land that has always been Russian until post-WW2 undemocratic rearrangement of borders.

    This blind support of Ukraine is morally wrong, and is only about an EU land grab and extension of power to leverage in the Near East.

  138. 138
    I'm actually ejaculating as you read this message says:

    Compared to who?
    Blair?
    Obama?

    They like to get warry, don’t they… ‘cept it’s all democratic and shit, so it’s clean.

    Are so naïve that you think this like a James Bond movie with Putin stroking a white cat in his thick foreign accent?

    There are no clean hands in this game, bro’

  139. 139

    No, the EU did not cause this.

    R’ussia invaded U’kraine, and gave a Buk to their irregulars. That’s what caused this.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  140. 140
    L^K says:

    Yes, we are very honourable (but only with each other).

  141. 141
    tigerowl says:

    Strange…..”Just wait until UKIP bring out their manifesto later in the year then we’ll be able to separate the wheat from the chaff. ” Be just the same as the Tory manifesto. Anti EU, cut public spending, lower taxes for the rich, end working rights, leave the Human Rights Act.
    Tories and UKIP are the same. Any working person voting for them is like a turkey voting for Christmas. Two Tory parties, UKIP and Conservative. Two peas from the same pod.
    Wake up children. Vote UKIP you get more austerity. They have no interest in working people other than breaking up communities that have lived at ease for decades. Just like the EDL and BNP and National front and Britain First tossers.

  142. 142
    English European says:

    100 quid says they won’t. LibDems will have more than UKIP.

  143. 143

    Think you will find Cyril smith was prominent mason.in those days lots of senior coppers were.and they are obliged to help their own kind

  144. 144
    Mycroft says:

    The French are about to give us a boost!

    They are going to ask that if they have to kill the sale of the ‘Sevastapol’ warship and incur a 1 billion Euro loss then the EU members will have to take the hit collectively.

    Our ‘hit’ 100 million Euro… the question you have to ask is, were they going to share the profit?

    This could be fun.

  145. 145
    Inherent racial superiority says:

    Civilisation is under siege and not helped by the trendy left. Are Rhodesia and South Africa more civilised now than they were 35 years ago ? What fate for Israel if the moozzes take over?

  146. 146
    Brokerman says:

    Exposed the self styled “ex Goldman Sachs trader” Anton Kreil is a LIAR

    http://guerillainvesting.co.uk/2014/07/23/anton-kreil-is-a-liar/

  147. 147
    stushie says:

    I was taught to wash the old J T every day whilst in the Boy Scouts. Much better than having your tool nicked methinks.

  148. 148
    We-KIP, They-KIP, You-Kip, I'm off for a KIP says:

    http://www.nationaldebtclock.co.uk/

  149. 149
    Anonymous says:

    Even if you think Blair & Obama are murdering wankers, that doesn’t make Putin not a murdering wanker.

    Now fuck along off, cretin.

  150. 150
    We-KIP, They-KIP, You-Kip, I'm off for a KIP says:

    There you go again you shit-stirring Socialist CNUT. How about waiting and seeing? As dorks like you like to state, UKIP have NO MP’s in Westminster, yet you start gobbing-off about unsubstantiated ‘Prophecies’ about what UKIP are going to do. Really, there is no depths of Shit and Deceit that you left wing dross will spout to get your own way. I’ll give you some FACTS – did you Vote for Blair the Warmonger? Feel the blood of 100,000 Iraqi’s on your hands? Take a look at the Elephant in the room above Warmonger, tick, tick, tick. You offer NO IDEAS as to how to reduce the National Debt. Financially you are out of your league when it comes to finances and can only stick your head in the sand over the matter.


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