July 11th, 2014

WATCH: Question Time’s Passionate Highlander


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    Alex says:

    This won’t end well.

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    Click Bait says:

    Now why the fuck would I wish to endure another 30 seconds of that pathetic animated advert that I have already seen around 15 times ?????

    Either wise up Greedo or ship out you clown.

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    Nige says:

    Put your arm down fella

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    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    I take it he isn’t a member of the Scottish Nutters Party.

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    Englishman says:

    is there a version with subtitles? I can’t understand this funny man’s shouty rant, is he a forrin?

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    An MP says:

    The ad is based on your browsing proclivities. My advert is all about pert little tight asses.

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    red ed peoples representative of the republic of doncaster says:

    he was doing so well untill he brought jesus into it

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    Charlie says:

    This must be a shock for most Labour, Lib Dem and some Conservative politicians;, patriotic Scot and Briton who is a Christian and proud of his family’s war service. Not many people like this are politicians and part of the inner M25 chatterati class.

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    J. Chandler & Company says:

    Good to see Buckie sales still going strong.

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    Fees Office Clerk says:

    Alex Salmond: “Somebody shut the bastard up before he kills off the YES campaign”

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    Fishy says:

    Similarly, you need to see Chakrabarti’s performance on Labour’s Newsnight last night – the BBC desperately trying to misrepresent the draft data surveillance bill.

    A real display of petulant arrogance from one of the left’s leading hypocrites. Not passionate at all, just barking.

    It’s time she fucked off.


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    An ad to content ratio that ITV could only dream about.

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    Max says:

    Noo theers a man that Disnee weeeeeer breeks

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    How Thurrock became Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Radio 4 last night. London Inner city councils are giving Africans who are in their social housing, £40,000 or more each, to move out to the suburbs. They of course take the dosh and are buying up NEW housing stock and creating little Africas.

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    His Honour Judge Judge says:

    I do wish Guido would stop calling the movement to keep the UK united a “denial of freedom”. Scotland and England came together in 1707 as a Union of free peoples. The UK is one of the world`s most free countries. But Scots are of course free to leave any time they can convince 50% plus one to do so. Where`s the oppression in that? It`s not Dublin in Easter 1916.
    If you want Unionist passion, try George Galloway:


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    A Commercial Break says:

    You get shorter adverts on the ITV player.

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Don’t bother explaining to the techno-challenged whinger. He’s probably just learned to sharpen his own pencils.

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    Bug says:


    You’ve got a very disruptive bug in your web-site. If you click the star to “like” someones comment – you get overloaded with hundreds of pop-ups.

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    Thur So says:

    Not realised down here in England, the further North you go in Scotland the better the English they speak.

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Perfectly clear Inverness accent unlike the nasal Estuary whine of the South-east of England where wheya dey all fink dat dey daant av an eccent innit.

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    bergen says:

    One of Blair’s despised forces of conservatism. Good on the fellow.

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Adblock, addblock FUCKING adblock!!!

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    Colonel Mustard says:

    Will Alex Salmond pledge to bring back the highland regiments to serve as Christian peace-keeping units for UN operations around the world? If so, will this cost him the Iona Community (muscular pacifist) vote or solve Glasgow’s problems at the same time as rekindling two of Scotland other export industries – missionaries and mercenaries to the world.

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    We keep doing these stupid things says:

    It was probably considered politically incorrect to give them a tenth of that and ship them back to Africa.

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    United Kingdom says:

    A huge amount of Scottish folk are not Catholic republican lefties who demand independence.
    You never hear from them largely because there is no party in Scotland to represent them.
    England as we know has gone the same way in respect that an awful lot of people have no representation anywhere.
    Parliament,Tv,Radio you name it.

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    Fishy says:

    …or just prefers to whinge.

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    Superb performance from the Highlander. We need more emotion/ passion/ commitment like this to counter the Salmond vanity project. This is a family issue, not a political/ economic issue. He should be given a role by the No campaign, as he really gets it, good for him! I am Welsh by the way.

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    Sweaver7891 says:

    Why does this “passionate highlander” have a Northern Irish accent?

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    Someone Else says:

    Maybe, but you should not have to work around blatant over the top adverts when they actually spoil the site flow.

    Says to me that as much money as possible is preferred to A/B (especially usability) testing on this website.

    Maybe he has an upcoming court case to defend?

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    Alex Salmonella says:

    Where there is harmony, may we bring disruption,
    Where there are facts, may we bring lies.
    Where there is unity, may we bring disintegration.
    And where there is despair, may we bring more despair.

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    Anonymous says:

    Guido’s attachment to the Scot nat socialist workers paradise state breakaway movement is touching but a bit inconsistent.

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    There is always one and usually more says:

    There is always some twat, you can guarantee it, who will parrot Ad Blocker, Ad Blocker, please sir Ad Blocker. Go back to class girls.

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    ? says:

    You didn’t play the vid then?

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    There was an embarrassed silence when he finished.
    That takes some doing. Getting a round of applause on QT is about as hard as breathing.

    just mention Nurses and doctors and foodbanks and say “Bankers should pay our bills” and the place erupts in support.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    I did watch the robert Peston documentary that BBCQT recommended.

    I guess that “the impartiality, on going election campaign, fair to both side, equal balance, BBC charter” explains why it was load of useless waffle.

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    Grow Up you SNP prick says:

    Texas is bigger than Scotland and is several thousand miles away from its Congress yet is still happy to be governed from Washington.
    What is Salmonds fucking problem?

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    inside out says:

    Better than calling on Allah.

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    An Englander says:

    Why do only Scots get to vote?

    I wish to vote for the abolishment of free prescriptions/free University places funded by people who do not receive them.

    And can we also vote to get shut of Wales while we are at it.

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    Hats off says:

    Good man. A passionate man, the country needs more like him

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    Toodle Pip says:

    Given Britain looted Africa with imperial ambitions we’ve some way to go with the repayments.

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    Nice weather we're 'avin says:

    It’s frightening how many of these people are around. Was stuck on an 8 hour flight next to one 3 months ago. He was like that all the way, then, convinced his connecting flight would leave without him, tried to get out of the door at the front before the ramp was in position!

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    Surrey Shiresman says:

    Another unionist. It’s code for sponging, unproductive areas full of welfare claimants sponging off the wealth of the South-East.

    From Wales to Scotland, Ireland to Cornwall the Celts are a race of shirking spongers.

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    Englishman says:

    ok that’s fair, ship them back with £4k mentioned above but how about we add add a swingball set ? they love a game of swingball

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    inside out says:

    Personal power,remember this is the man arriving after the election results to rally of his supporters by helicopter.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Well, each to their own.

    I wondered if there was someone there to take him back to the institute after the show.

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    Englishman says:

    inverness, is that in bongo bongo land?

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    The sins of my father's father's father's father's father says:

    Tony Blair has entered the building.

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    Sorry how did this happen again? says:

    A united Europe a united Ireland a disunited kingdom.
    All pushed for by the closet Catholic Blair.
    Say no fucking more.

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    Texas has it’s own legislature and would never put up with the levels of interference from Washington as we are forced to do from Brussels .

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    Handycock whipping it out says:

    That was me, I had some young tasty totties waiting for me in the terminal. Thank goodness I am still getting taxpoayer’s money for doing nothing so that I can enjoy a full and enriching sex life. Boaz.


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    You have MUCH to learn says:

    Oh no Texas is NOT happy to be governed by Washington.

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Not sure what they looted other than the slaves sold to white traders by black village elders solving their deliquency and income problems in one go.

    Nor do I see why it is our problem what our great grandfathers did to their great grandfathers.

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    Fvck You! says:

    Fvck off you twisted Lefty twat.

    That is old history and current and future generations shouldn’t be held accountable for historical wrongs. If wankers like you feel so guilty, then you can fvcking pay them and leave everyone else out of it.

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    No it’s in wonga wonga land

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Maybe he’s not a charitable institution providing a platform for whining pussies?

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    Nice weather we're 'avin says:

    Try the ‘What the Romans did for us?’ analysis on that simplistic Soviet Propaganda nonsense you just wrote there.

    Many people in British colonies went from Iron age existence to 20th century in less than 100 years. All those roads, railways, schools, hospitals, running water etc didn’t build themselves you know. As for looting there wasn’t much to take and little time to do it. Ask where the wealth went after those nations became independent and why living standards and life expectancy plummeted?

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Only a fucking moron would not use Adblocker.

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    THere is very little celtic blood in the Scottish lowlands , Edinburgh itself was an Anglo Saxon settlement in the Kingdom of Northumberland.
    All the tartan and bagpipes tosh is largely an invention of Victorian fantasists.

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    Anonymous says:

    This can’t be right. Right?

    Social housing being used to house foreigners? WTF!

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    Freedom! (in an Australian Accent) says:

    He was doing so well until he mentioned his imaginary friend at the end :-(

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    In One says:


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    related to the Chedder man by DNA says:

    You can all get off my land

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    Someone Else says:

    So by your rational

    “Doctor Doctor I have a brain tumor.”

    “Keep taking the paracetamol ”

    Revenue is good but not at the expense of usability dickhead.

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    a says:

    Passion my arse, he is a fcuking nutter, plain and simple.

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    Someone Else says:

    And explain to me how having such a shite site which forces people to install AdBlock helps revenue?

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    well there's a surprise says:

    What do you expect from a programme run
    by 13 year olds?

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    Perry Neeham says:

    The only point of having Chakrabarti around to to giggle at Hague whenever he pronounces her name.

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    The only Country in Europe not to have a Parliament is England says:

    What about the family who pop down the beach for the day and end up waving daddy god by because he has just been press ganged.
    Were these guys not enslave n by the barons of the land who had planted themselves here years earlier by Force.

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    Nice weather we're 'avin says:

    The lady is very selective in what she speaks out against. I thought there was a memorandum that went around the BBC telling them not to give a platform to activists, nutters and cranks for the sake of balance/impartiality when no balance was required?

    Dear BBC, please explain, how do you expect to achieve balance using the unbalanced?

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    Bog Paper says:

    What about the Bretons?

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    inside out says:

    LibLabCon have created a multi culture hell hole,where there is an excuse for everything.British white Christian values count for nothing,once the Baby Boomer generation are gone,no one will remember what the UK use to be like.

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Doesn’t force you. The site is full of morons who don’t know how to use it.

    Are you fick or summat?

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    BoughtandPaidfor says:

    Absolutely – we need more passionate people like you to speak up !
    England needs to get rid of the spongers in Scotland.

    So, why after decades of calling Scotland spongers does London now desperately need to hang on to Scotland, [e.g. Project Fear in the MSM] ?
    Only logical reason is that Scotland is worth a lot more to London than it will admit, and not just for economic reasons.

    So that for me in itself is a convincing reason to vote ‘Yes’ and disengage from the London government cesspit.

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    Someone Else says:

    Well you must be, defending the indefensible.

    You are a Labour MP and I claim my 5 free bottles of Buckfast.

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    14 Int says:

    Sounds Moor Ulster Scots than highland, was this the same prat who later in the program was praising Gordon Brown

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    The only Country in Europe not to have a Parliament is England says:

    And who Voted on this Union of unequal s in the first place

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    Nice weather we're 'avin says:

    Noticed that years ago and always wondered about it. There is a strange dialect around Glasgow/Edinburgh that likely doesn’t have a Scottish origin. Strange then that it’s those in the cities creating all this separatist mischief.

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    And take your 46 labour MPs with you ,freeing us from the threat of socialism.

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    Slimeball QT Chairman Dumbleby says:

    Thank you. (Now go home)

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    The only Country in Europe not to have a Parliament is England says:

    Because its full of Islington Scots Cameron Blair Marr Neil Anderton, The list is ednsless

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    Moron says:

    Adverts are sometimes better than the programme

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    Bug says:

    Personally I don’t mind the ads – Guido needs to make cash. But this bug crashes your browser – that ain’t good.

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    BBC - Labour Says, Labour Says. says:

    It is only difficult to get applause if 1 your talk sense and 2 you are in any way right wing.
    That’s the way we rig the audience and give tips on questions to left wing panel members.

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    Surrey Shiresman says:

    It’s only the politicians in London who want to hang on to Scotland. It means they have more money to tax and spend, a bigger game to play.

    The rest of us just want to keep our own money safe rather than funding unemployed Welsh slobs, Glaswegian heroin addicts and Belfast gangsters.

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    Herman van Rumpuy says:

    You are obviously as English as I am.

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    Fabians - Eugenics-are-us says:


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    Obamarama - A new Controlled USA says:

    They are only learning from me which is why they adulate me so much on BBC.

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    Sue Denim says:

    Hmmm. I am using AdBlock and Firefox and I have never had problems with adverts. However, the “Like” button – which has worked in the past – is now screwed. Repeatedly opens and closes a window. Have to quit Firefox to get rid of it.

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    Nice weather we're 'avin says:

    No he was too busy looking for another new wife.

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    If he is a highlander, why is he speaking with an Ian Paisley accent?

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    Just Saying. says:

    One issue has come up that the BBC has conveniently declined to comment on:
    10th July 2014 REUTERS –
    Chinese hackers broke into the computer networks of the U.S. government agency that keeps the personal information of all federal employees in March, the New York Times reported, citing senior U.S. officials.
    The hackers appeared to be targeting files on tens of thousands of employees who have applied for top-secret security clearances, the newspaper said.
    Asked about the report during annual high-level talks between the U.S. and China on Thursday, U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry said the “alleged incident” did not appear to have impacted sensitive information.
    “What we have heard is that it relates to an attempted intrusion. It is still being investigated by U.S. authorities,” he said. “At this point in time it does not appear to have compromised any sensitive material.”
    The hackers gained access to some of the databases of the Office of Personnel Management before federal authorities detected the threat and blocked them from the network, the newspaper said.
    It was not yet clear how far the hackers penetrated the agency’s systems, in which applicants for security clearances list their foreign contacts, previous jobs and personal information like past drug offences.

    Usual nothing to worry about statements from Obama’s administration, but I bet the US security services have their knickers in a twist.
    Methinks Chakrabarti and Liberty also do not want this generally known for their own reasons and nothing to do with the country’s security.

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    Anglesized Observer says:

    Ye’ll have had yer tea ?

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    Bog Trotter says:

    Er actually Catholic voters are among those most wary of Scottish independence, on account of the Scottish nationalists and Church of Scotland’s past rabidly anti-Catholic positions.

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    Just Saying. says:

    In the Radio Times, of all publications, Peston stated that allegations of BBC left wing bias was “a load of bollocks”.
    They and the BBC forgot to mention he is a BBC luvvie and son of a Labour peer, as well as having the most irritating and dysfunctional presentation delivery in the media.

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    Django says:

    Why nutty? He spoke from the heart, isn’t that valid anymore?

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    Smart Alec Salmonella says:

    I want to be the next F~~~ g King of Scotland, so bugger off you slimy sassenach.

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    Anonymous says:

    First time in 60 plus years I have ever encountered a Highlander called Nigel.

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    Anonymous is a semi-literate moron says:

    Which programme was this on? The World Tonight?

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    Its all braveheart and bluster

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    Tangoedyouhavebeen says:

    I’m not sure someone they clearly let out for the day is going to win over the yes voters. He was clearly a on the autistic spectrum or b an escaped imbecile. He said he’d fight as in take up arms. Civil war ain’t a good idea.

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    Disenfranchised Scot from London says:

    It is not only Scots who will be eligible to vote in the Referendum. Anybody on the electoral register in Scotland at the time can also vote. This includes the many EU students taking advantage of free university tuition.

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    Anonymous says:

    Well, the Texas legislature is doing nothing much about Obama allowing illegals to overrun borders.

    Hence, militia having to get involved: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/jul/10/militia-sets-san-antonio-command-center-fight-nati/

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    Throg says:

    Poor fellow, he was confused.

    He’d spent most of the day on the Buckfast at Euston exchanging pleasantries with the commuters and fighting invisible goblins only to wake up in a hall full of ghastly lefties. Would make me want to take a stand as well.

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    bnon says:

    The Report. “Why are people voting UKIP?”

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    Nothing like a structured argument looking to the future and not delving too much into the past.

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    Rob Roy says:

    The SRA .

    Scottish Republican Army.

    Who knows ?

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    Tied to the Eu is not Freedom says:

    No Freedom being tied to the EU.

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    Round the Bend says:

    I’m sure he sat next to me on the bus the other day.

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    Bug says:

    Precisely :-)

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    Gheedough's Dream: Celebrity Big Brother says:

    Why do you need to click the “like” button in the first place? No one cares whether some stranger likes a post left by another stranger. If you have something to say you are free to write it.

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    Jilted John mcnutter says:

    Talking of nutters, did anyone see Tommy Sheridan on This Week?

    The man is demented, he thinks when Jockland is independent the poor will get much more money with tax from the rich.

    I think there will be a lot of rich Jocks coming to England and Scotland will be like North Korea.

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    Cousin Jack says:

    We’re eere

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    Gordon is a McMoron says:

    Like North Korea? It will improve then!

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    Stick your guilt-mongering up your @rse says:

    Given Britain looted Africa with imperial ambitions we’ve some way to go with the repayments.

    Funny, I never hear leftists apply the royal ‘we’ to themselves as in, “We leftists murdered millions last century, and should be made to pay”.

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    The Growler says:

    He may be a highlander but he seemed to more than a hint of Ulster in his accent

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    The Growler says:

    Wills you only need to say the last bit “Bankers should pay our bills” you would get all the applause you need, folks just not trust them as they used to, bit unfair the branch banks didn’t do the dirty, the hierarchy did that.

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    Unbalanced Views says:

    I can’t wait till Jockland is independant – trouble is, we’re going to have to build the wall a LOT higher to keep them out – the rich will leave in week 1 if not before, the poor will be clambering over into England like theres no tomorrow – you can’t base an economy on Porridge and Oor Wullie no matter how hard you try

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    Rebuild Hadrians Wall a few miles to the north, but rebuild it fast.

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    Jim says:

    If you don’t realise that the NE of Scotland is one of the wealthiest in the land, then stop wearing out your keyboard.

    You talk about spongers in Scotland; ever visited liverpool, darlington, middlesborough, birmingham, manchester bristol etc etc etc?

    More (english and foreign) spongers than a roman bathhouse…..

    Plus we have nicer scenery

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    Jim says:

    Guess you’ve never visited here then.
    Good, we can do without you lot cloging up our roads staring at the beautiful scenery

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    you can buy four houses in certain parts of the north east for 40 k .
    They may need sone refurbishment but there are always emergency loans for that….

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    Didn t appear to garner much applause …

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    Get AdBlock . It blocks everything …..including the main video clip !!

    ( and most of youtube)

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    Unbalanced Views says:

    I’ve been lots of times, everywhere from Kelso to Aberdeen – trouble is, without the English looking at the scenery and spending money, you’re fecked – I can’t wait to see bank of Scotland banknotes, with Lulu on the front and The krankies on the back of a fiver lol – they won’t let you have the Euro, so whats the alternative ?

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    inside out says:

    Just installed adblocker,amazing,it works.

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    Unbalanced Views says:

    Fast and high, very high

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    Sam the Skull drinking Buckfast in Maryhill and occasionally dodging the Strathclyde constabulary says:

    That is a vile libel! Buckfast fuels the Scottish independence movement (not to mention Scotland in general). Our one non-negotiable demand of freedom in liquid sustenance: move Buckfast Abbey to Balmoral, as soon as it is nationalized.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Need to build a wall around London, Birmingham, Bradford, Leeds, Blackburn. Manchester and Liverpool as well.

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    Anonymous says:

    I liked him,nothing wrong with a bit of passion

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    scot2go2 says:

    he won’t….. as Scotlands leaving… much to the delight of the BritNatz.UKippers…

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    scot2go2 says:

    No… he was a fully enrolled member of United Kingdoms Idiot Party… war war war… thats all these old people seem to remember… or are taught to remember…. that and Jeeezzuss!!

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    scot2go2 says:

    A parcel of rogues… who were each given a cash sum… namely…Scottish ” nobles ” who sold out their country……. Amount of Bribe £ 
Duke of Montrose 200 
Duke of Athole 1000 
Duke of Roxburgh 500 
Marquis of Tweeddale 1000 
Earl of Marchmont 1104 
Earl of Cromarty 300 
Earl of Balcarres 500 
Earl of Dunmore 200 
Earl of Eglinton 200 
Earl of Forfar 100 
Earl of Glen Cairn 100 
Earl of Kintore 200 
Earl of Findlater 100 
Earl of Seafield 490 
Lord Prestonhall 200 
Lord Ormiston 200 
Lord Anstruther 300 
Lord Fraser 100 
Lord Polwarth 50 
Lord Forbes 50 
Lord Elibank 50 
Lord Banff 11 !!!! 
Provost of Ayr 100

    and of course… after the 19th of Sept… there will be others who will join this list… alistair… johann… gordo…ian… hubba the butt… menzies… etc etc etc…

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    scot2go2 says:

    Last reply was cancelled as it pointed out the Catholic church’s attitude to the reported 3000 dead children in wells attached to various catholic nunneries… so it was either that or a reference to Catholics detesting all religions & faiths that are not worshiping the ceo in rome…

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    scot2go2 says:

    no… he was one of the rapidly decreasing no campaign who are quite happy fighting long forgotten wars… but close their eyes to food banks or inequality or banking scams or corruption in westminster… etc etc… if he keeps on with this amount of “passion” he will be with the fishes by September so his opinion will be as forgotten as his rant come the vote

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    Not an even playing field says:

    Africa? Belgium, Germany, Holland, France, Spain – they all had their hand in. I see China’s at it now – see how you get on there.

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    scot2go2 says:

    Peston is as biased as you can possibly be working for bbc…. they are far from balanced….as their reporting of the thousands who took part in the demos AGAINST their farcical reporting on three separate occasions so far this year…. fortunately Al Jazeera & Russia TV were there to take up on the bbc’s ‘jurno’s’ obviously heavy work load..

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    scot2go2 says:

    One of your teams of oxbridge nonentities who is now a mandarin attached to the fo.. said recently “””” that when the other side can not defeat the argument…. they play the person””” hence your attack’s on A.S. who stands head & shoulders above your public school slimy minnows…

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    scot2go2 says:

    don’t be silly… this is a democratic grassroots campaign… unlike the no crews people drafted in to Scotland from the london suburbs… or sassenach students who will return south at the end of their studies… no republican army sponsored my Mi 2 + 3.. pity you do not understand what’s about to happen… still … you will have UKip… that & fracking will keep your boys busy…

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    scot2go2 says:

    it wouldn’t matter if it was turnips… we will be free of ALL the cover ups… the corruption… h.of l. hillsborough… undercover polis… hackers… jeezus… should I go on… and this silly old Ulsterman called NIGEL… will be able to skip over the border homewords… as we poor Scots will be left with our OIL.. our Energy surplus which we send southwards… our agriculture ..our forestry… our whisky… our fishing… and a currency that has been recognised by the Hong Kong money exchange as offering a 10% higher exchange than the rUK pound… so you can keep your caravans and camping holidays down south as you probably will not be able to afford an independent Scotland…

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    Jim says:

    You make the mistake of assuming I am pro independence. I’m not.

    And your comments were so moronic as to warrant a response.

    I guess you thought you were being quite witty, though.

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    Alarm bells says:

    Third para of post above notes system holds details of employees seeking “top-secret security clearances”.

    Third last para notes that the applicants list, among other details, “past drug offences”.

    Something wrong there …

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    Anonymous says:

    He’s something senior in Common Purpose as well

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    Anonymous says:

    Most of the oil industry based in Aberdeen wants a UK

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    Jack Ketch says:

    The Gold, iron ore, copper, platinum, coal, nickel and all the other stuff sat there for 4 billion years. they had it to themselves for 75,000 years–they however invented the pointed stick.

  146. 146
    I'm To Blame For Imperialism, But I've Been Dead For Over 100 Years So Blame My Kids says:

    Your point being? Are we the Children of the British Empire Builders being openly persecuted because of our genetic link to them? With douche’s like you I won’t even go into Slavery, Genocide, Corruption, Child Soldiers, and more, as you already know that myopic sanctimonious shits like yourself will NEVER be placated. Want to see the ‘Reverse’ of Slavery, go and see Mugabe. I’m sure he’ll bring out his best Silver when you come around to visit (that’s unless you’re white that is, because that’s what this boils down to. Colour).

  147. 147
    National Socialist-Oh, doesn't that fit the SNP's Raison D'etre says:

    Freedom! Ey! Freedom from Westminster but then back into the Thrall of this ‘non-centralist’ EU!

    You Fucking Socialists suck donkey dick. Double standards, double talk and 2x the under performance of any other party regarding the Economy.

  148. 148
    Jack Ketch says:

    Benny Hill looked better in a dress.

  149. 149
    Medically Speaking 'He's Completely Batshit' says:

    Scotland will have its own Currency! Common thinking – ‘Scotland pays more into the UK Economy so it deserves more back (but Millionaires don’t!)'[Socialist Dogma gone awry], we’re going to leave the UK and join the EU! (because that’s a more responsive, and less centralist, type of Government)! I’ll eat my head if I had the teeth to do it!

    PS. Sean Connery

    I love Scotland Soo much that I don’t even live there. I do. I visit ‘bonny’ via the interweb and through magazine’s.

  150. 150
    Medically Speaking 'He's Completely Batshit' says:

    When was the last War that UKIP started or even endorsed? Double-talking Socialist scum like you like to try and re-write History. Just remind me, who was the person who started an Illegal War in Iraq? Who was the person who started a War in Afghanistan? Were you dropped on your head as a baby?

  151. 151
    I've somoked weed, but even I'm not so stupid to have my Netword connected to the Interweb says:

    Yeah, stop everyone who has EVER done Weed from entering Public Service. BTW, sanctimonious cnut, you’d best switch the lights out when you leave. BTW, sanctimonious cnut, NEVER visit Colorado, the Netherlands, Portugal, most ‘normal’ households in the UK or Uruguay. Dress the Police up in paramilitary uniforms and extend your fascist views into everyone’s Household’s. (Just like the US fucktards did during Prohibition)….Simpleminded schmucks like you need to know that the State doesn’t OWN you.

  152. 152
    SleeplessInKirkcaldy says:

    A bit like the Swiss. Wee Mad Davy from Dundee armed to the teeth and up for a bit of trouble. If it weren’t for some UN rules, it might even work.

  153. 153
    Anonymous says:


    I have a freind called Mawengwai and he and his friend come from a long lineage of African noble people.

    He has suggested to me that due to slavery and oppression of his people
    in past history by the Imperialists that they be allowed ( by UN sanction ) to set up a Nation in Johannesburg as that is where his ancestors came from initially until they were shipped off around the globe. It is his and his ancestors spiritual home.

    He cites the State of Israel as an example and hopes to receive UN and particularly United States backing.

    Any advice would be particularly welcome.

    p.s. As a fall position Kensington and Knightsbridge could be a compromise positon.

  154. 154
    Anonymous says:


    That would be really funny – if it was.

  155. 155
    Mycroft says:

    Indeed… shut the door on your way out.

  156. 156
    Mycroft says:

    ‘Weed’ as you so charmingly put it is not a benign drug.

    Normal households don’t have it around or partake.

    It does cause a problems just as Alcohol does as it overwhelms some of the senses.

    It is overall for ‘normal’ people it is bad.

    If you are ill it can help and should not be restricted on that count, in all other circumstances, it’s beyond the pale.

    As to people with high levels of responsibility being drug takers, out the door with a boot up the ahse, no debate, no second chance… out.

    Same with booze, alcoholic? Job gone.

    Reality check… of the 20 closest friends I had at 16 there are just 8 left, 8 of them died from the results of drugs and alcohol and only 4 of natural attrition.

    For me it is simple, you get caught or are known to be dependent on a daily toke or a serious drink then you are removed from your work and you do a years ‘social work’ for the state, you lose the income you had (banker, telephonist, TV presenter, whatever) and you do a year on basic state salary, carry on afterwards and it’s 3 years keep the addiction and it’s life, you are a road sweeper or telephone sanitiser or similar.

    I’d also bring back the Death Penalty for Drug Dealers, lethal injection seems ‘so right’ for such activities, so that would be right and proper.

  157. 157
    Mycroft says:

    It’s a free vote, so no rogues ransom for you to whine about after the vote.

    You will of course continue mithering on incessantly and nothing will stop you all doing so either way the vote goes.

    If you get out you’ll preside over failure (that is inevitable) and you’ll blame the sassenachs for loading the dice and conniving your downfall and if you don’t get out you’ll claim scare tactics from the sassenachs causing your populace to quiver like… well… timourous wee beasties.

    I would like a vote, I’m English and live in England and I’d vote to f’ck you off out in an instant, the Scots were once a nation of strong minds and strong hearts (I’ve huge Scottish ancestry) but the modern Scot is a toss-pot, a vociferous whining, whinge-ing toss-pot.

    Please, get your way, get yourselves gone and then STFU.

    That way we in UKIP will have even more incentive to introduce border controls.

    I’m your biggest supporter here, I think you’re an idiot of the first water, but I support your aims.

  158. 158
    Mycroft says:

    You decry a fellow Scot who you claim harks back to the past…

    But just 24 minutes earlier you posted this talking who betrayed the Scots in the last ‘choice’…:-

    July 11, 2014 at 6:43 pm
    “A parcel of rogues… who were each given a cash sum… namely…Scottish ” nobles ” who sold out their country……. Amount of Bribe £ 
Duke of Montrose 200 
Duke of Athole 1000 
Duke of Roxburgh 500 
Marquis of Tweeddale 1000 
Earl of Marchmont 1104 
Earl of Cromarty 300 
Earl of Balcarres 500 
Earl of Dunmore 200 
Earl of Eglinton 200 
Earl of Forfar 100 
Earl of Glen Cairn 100 
Earl of Kintore 200 
Earl of Findlater 100 
Earl of Seafield 490 
Lord Prestonhall 200 
Lord Ormiston 200 
Lord Anstruther 300 
Lord Fraser 100 
Lord Polwarth 50 
Lord Forbes 50 
Lord Elibank 50 
Lord Banff 11 !!!! 
Provost of Ayr 100″

    The irony of that will be lost on you, you’re chippy wastrel Scot of the Modern Idiom, but for the rest of us, it just makes for a chance to take the p’ss.

    Remember, I support your aims, I’m your biggest fan… for all sorts of reasons.

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