July 11th, 2014

Random Reshuffle Rumours Reach Railway Reportage


  1. 1
    DtP says:

    FFS – it really is bloody amateur hour

  2. 2
    el tigger says:

    Er, isn’t Mike Hancock the MP for Portsmouth South?

  3. 3
    Pans People says:

    Never trust a woman called Flick.

  4. 4
    The only political item of interest says:

    Did she mention any noncing prosecutions?

  5. 5
    The only political item of interest says:

    Especially if her surname is bean.

  6. 6
    Link says:

    I think you missed the sarcasm.

  7. 7
    Cynic says:

    “She had been working for ………”


  8. 8
    The clue is in the party name. says:

    Conservative MP

  9. 9
    Big D says:

    Expect she will be out on her ear by this afternoon .
    Whats her name , does any one know ?
    These people are priceless in their stupidity .

  10. 10
    SQ says:

  11. 11
    hang on says:

    if it’s that easy to get someone booted out then I heard Harriet Harman, Chuka Ummana and Diane Abbott all talking on a train about a plot to oust someone called Ed?

  12. 12

    Probably there was no one at the other end of the phone , i’ve often seen them doing this after a few drinks ,they imagine it makes them sound important .

  13. 13
    Herr Flick says:

    Is that you, Helga?

  14. 14
    Edd Balls says:

    Oh no…mummy!

  15. 15
    STFU says:

    Those having phone conversations on trains always speak
    loudly ensuring everyone can hear because they think
    they’re so fucking important.

  16. 16
    Socrates says:

    Oh dear, Flick, you really need to leave the daughters of your Roedean pals back in their finishing schools.

    I’m not surprised that so many Portsmouth Tories think that you and those around you are vacuous twerps.

  17. 17
    thanks says:

    never trust a Tory

  18. 18
    Ed says:

    Or King

  19. 19
    Anonymous says:

    Charlotte Leslie is going to be the new Minister for Sport.
    Nicola Blackwood the new Minister for Arts.
    Penny Mordaunt to be the new Armed Forces Minister.

  20. 20
    Helpfull tip says:

    Remove the ‘deleted’ text from the Website bit otherwise we can see all your sock-puppet monikers.

  21. 21
    Jeville Granner says:


  22. 22
    fun? Not for long, make the most of it. says:

  23. 23
    David Cameron says:

    Wimmin, Wimmin, Wimmin

  24. 24
    Peers Organ says:

    Anyone know her VM password?

  25. 25
    D.Mentia says:

    Where, when, how many, what ages?

  26. 26
    Socrates says:

    Is it true Flick Drummond sent her kids to Eton and her husband is called Hereward?

    That’ll play well in inner city Portsmouth, then.

  27. 27
    Steve Miliband says:

    Quiet Bat people

  28. 28
    Amateur Alert says:

    More public sector incompetence.

    If these people can’t handle a phone how can they handle departments and budgets worth billions?

  29. 29
    Dave says:

    Come on Andy! Bring the World Cup home! We need to distract the plebs with a sporting success away from the witch hunt on dual national child rapists.

  30. 30
    Socrates says:

    I think I love you, Sarah Quinney. In a noble way.

    Get yourself on Mumsnet and tell your story and then the Daily Mail will feature it and everything.

  31. 31
    Red Top Hacker says:

    FFS at least make the chase fucking interesting.

  32. 32
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    What the heck does this thread have to do with Bumsex ?

  33. 33
    Leon, G'reville, Jimmy... says:

    no thanks, strictly kosher kiddies

  34. 34
    Witty Monker says:

    *innocent face*

  35. 35
    G'reville says:

    Buggered if I know

  36. 36
    Ed Moribund says:

    Glad that the Tories operate a “Here to Hear” policy on trains as well.

  37. 37
    He Battery is going Flat says:

  38. 38
  39. 39
    Insider says:

    Jimmy Savile to be dug up and made Minister for Children.

  40. 40
    The Lady wants her 15 mins of Fame says:

  41. 41
    She Has Twitter Diarrhoea says:

  42. 42
    Toenails says:

    I can exclusively reveal that a highly placed cabinet source tells me that there will be a reshuffle.

  43. 43
    She Has Twitter Diarrhoea says:

  44. 44
    Mike Hancock, Pervert, and MP for Portsmouth South says:

    I am the MP for Portsmouth South and intend to remain so, standing as an Independent at the general election if necessary. Whatever Party I stand for, useless, corrupt and perveted as I am, Flick Drummond does not have a chance of taking the seat off me, she is even more useless than me. Boaz.


  45. 45
    Ian says:

    Guess I’m out of a job then !

  46. 46
    Labour watch says:

    Tristram Hunt to step down as MP for Stoke Central?

    Offered a safe seat in London?

  47. 47
    Ed Miliband says:

    I’ve just tried a 5 fingered reshuffle.

  48. 48
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Don’t worry Sarah, they won’t send you to Belmarsh with the other hackers.

  49. 49
    Fishy says:

    Hackney North and Stoke Newington?

    He should fit in well there.

  50. 50
    ATOS says:

    Sorry Mr Duncan-Smith but after careful consideration you are now deemed as fit to work from Monday.

  51. 51
    Twitter in Haste, repent at leisure says:

  52. 52
    Fishy says:


  53. 53
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    It was a ruse by IDS to keep his job.

  54. 54
    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

    Well said Handy. Parliament needs more people of you calibre as lawmakers for the gullible, ignorant, general public. By the way is there any news of my villa in Spain yet, just like yours, from your boys? Jahbulon.

  55. 55
    Max says:

    Titanic and deck chairs

  56. 56
    Sorry how did this happen again? says:

    Loose lips sink ships but it not John Prescott it seems

  57. 57
  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

  59. 59
    Oh Fuck off says:

    I bet you will dine out on this for days.

  60. 60
    Paddy Power says:

    Off down the bookies for a bet on a DWP reshuffle on Monday…. Hope I’m right….

  61. 61
    Duncan Shite says:

    Duncan Shite I’m off to fuck something else up

  62. 62

    How long before Huffpo have this as an exclusive?

  63. 63
  64. 64
    BERCOW is Parliament's SHOneT says:

    But you were the only one to have paid the first class ticket yourself?

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    Well done. Have yesterday off.

  66. 66

    If you know you are being overheard (or perhaps hacked) always a good laugh to feed them all a load of bullshit.

  67. 67
    yawn says:

    Someone please tell her she hasn’t uncovered Watergate.

  68. 68
    Long Dong Silver's parrot says:


  69. 69
    visibly shaken says:


    PIE? calling the shots again

    socialist trolling

  70. 70
    Big Ears Goes on a Train says:

    Esther McVey? The one who gave up on the McCanns eventually…?

  71. 71

    A spoof conversational piss-take, ennit?

  72. 72

    Thus jsn t another wind up is it Gweeds??

    Not the Reshuffle version of Diego Garcua — you rogue !!

  73. 73

    Was it Esther and Abi Ofarim ?

    “No my dear Franz
    Just one more dance
    Then I ll go hone
    To my poor old man !!”

  74. 74

    Sarah s running for cover . She s even tweeting or whatever it is she s doing from a different address and monicker –compare both messages .

    GCHQ on the case !!

  75. 75

    Try Profumo s old job at Toynbee Hall Dunc .

    You ve reached that age now ….time to think iof repentance in advance of the afterlife by dedicating your final years to ” good works ”
    ( and no that does NOT mean becoming Chairman of HSBC!!)

  76. 76

    He must have gone completely ape and changed sex — that s what mental stress does to you ..

  77. 77
    Mycroft says:

    Bogey-men moved, potential embarrassments moved on and a load of women in to get more female votes.

    It is a window dressing exercise and nothing more.

    Many Tory voters are dumb enough to fall for it, so the nauseating media types can have a junket fluffing up a non-story.

    Spaz-cam is nothing more than a man playing solitaire, it’s the only game in town.

  78. 78

    Yeah I saw that very drole. I think Talons has appointed herself the RingMistress(Master?) of the three ringed Westminster circus with all the clowns dancing to her every beck , call and hand gesture.

    Mind you Lansley had a face like thunder for the NHS questions — probably coz the cited improvements were not carried out on his watch .

    Possibly he already knows ( from Flick Drummond ) that he s for the bullet .

  79. 79
    Drummond says:

    That’s Herr Flick to you, young lady.

  80. 80
    constituency trainbound says:

    stop digging … its getting bigger

  81. 81
    the fat f'uck at the back..... says:

    are you sure they didn’t say trifle ?

  82. 82

    Reblogged this on Reblogged Blogs and commented:
    Who needs to go through official channels? Every day it’s like an episode of the thick of it! Snoopers charter, fourth sector pathfinders, free bus travel for young carers, I know you’re laughing because it’s true ROFL

  83. 83
    A Firm Pair Of Breasts says:

    The woman on the train was DWP Special Adviser Romilly Dennys

  84. 84
    Anonymous says:

    “phone conversations on trains…”
    No further need to be circumspect with conversations. The Great and Powerful Dave hears all anyway.

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