June 25th, 2014

WATCH: Cameron v Miliband PMQs Clash in Full


  1. 1
    Diane Abbotopotamus says:

    People keep saying Harriet has lots of pie, can I have some pie???

  2. 2
    Dave Scuppered the Hacking Trial says:

    Will the Judge summon Cameron to his court?

  3. 3
    nell says:

    Can’t you just write it up for me? Listening to militwit’s sulky schoolboy whinge would just spoil my day.

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  5. 5
    Owen Jones says:

    I can’t watch it’s too painful *sob*

  6. 6
    TJ says:

    Harriet Harman’s face was that of a mother trying desperately to remain proud of her small child inspite of the fact that it has just fluffed its lines and soiled itsself during a school play.

  7. 7
    Penfold says:

    Talk about Milliband flogging a dead horse.
    I thought Lord Gannex was the first criminal to be employed at No 10.

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    The Millipede, hasn’t landed, yet again

  9. 9
    Roma Bert. says:

    Millitit…lost this fight!

  10. 10

    Very good video! Loved the despair in his eyes. Got me hard.

  11. 11
    nell says:

    If militwit thinks he’s going to make political capital or gain more votes by jumping on the bandwagon of this outcome of the hacking trial he’s dimmer even than I thought he was . We’d all lost interest in that months ago. When I see a picture of rebeckah brooks these days my first thought is for the pyjama party that gordon inappropriately threw at Chequers.

  12. 12
    Parliament Nurse says:

    Ed’s wearing some pants from the lost&found drawer.
    I put his soiled underwear in a paper bag.

  13. 13
    Squeaker Bercow says:

    It’s just a matter of time. Full nudity, then live sex at PMQ’s. No more boundaries to push. Hang on though. Bestiality. That could be Prime Minister David Cameron’s crowning achievement!

  14. 14
    Adverts are the voice of Satan says:

    I tried to watch it but the footage suddenly stopped and was replaced by fucking adverts.

  15. 15
    BBC remains Loyal to Chuka says:

  16. 16
    Moshe says:

    In GIF form that’s pure rabbit caught in the headlights stuff.

  17. 17
    Ed 'fliperty' Balls says:

    Bugger! ‘Assisted ‘suicide rejected in the High Court.
    I had the hosepipe ready for Miliband and the engine running and everything…

  18. 18
    Birmingham's state education system says:

    School plays contain singing and dancing and are therefore forbidden.

  19. 19
    Bill Quango MP says:

    He should have mentioned the destructive role of government in the 70s’. Specifically his governments of Wilson and Callaghan.

    IMF and all that..

  20. 20
    Gerrymodo says:

    You missed the point Nell.

    Cameron in his statement yesterday caused the trial to collapse.

    Was this intentional to protect his friend Andy

  21. 21
    Maimed Codger says:

    Why does the Laborious Front Bench, remind me of the Dock at Nuremberg…

  22. 22
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    Loving Mr Ed’s ‘death’ stare at 0931.

  23. 23
    Pay attention at the back says:

    It was breaking news an hour ago.

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    The only thing the Conservatives destroyed in the 80s was the Labour Party.

  25. 25
    Bill Quango MP says:


    Hansard has recorded..

    Leader of the opposition, Rt Hon Edward Miliband :

    “Mr speaker…blah blah blah..Coulson..blah blah..lied.blah blah .Murdoch..bad things…blah blah..Millie Dowler…blah blah…Prime Minister’s judgement .. blah blah .. free owls…blah blah blah…boo hoo – boo hoo…

  26. 26
    A name says:

    The only thing the Conservatives destroyed in the 1980s was the Labour Party.

  27. 27

    Camergoon and Sillibong, innit? Do me a favour, policktishuns my arse.

  28. 28
    IMustPressYouOnThisOne says:

    Dear Christ, this is poor stuff from Miliband.

  29. 29
    They're all socialists, facing oblivion. says:

    But without the witty performances of Herman Goerring.

  30. 30
    Helena The New Imported Commons Skivvy says:

    Hey, what are these owl pellets in the washing?

  31. 31
    nell says:

    Ah well talking of free owls – I’m still waiting for mine.

    We laughed yesterday as young mrnells sent us a photo of minimrnells age 14months just toddling back from childcarer carrying his lunchbag in the shape of an owl!! Obviously militwit is getting to them young!! LOL!

  32. 32
    Seychelles here I come... says:

    Milliband pathetic — BBC now desperately trying to spin in his favour.

  33. 33
    nell says:


  34. 34
    Holy crap, it's embarrassing.. says:

    Do we really have to see him die every day, for another 11 months? And, apparently, he wants to remain Party Leader even after losing next year, so he can continue to die every day up until 2020.

  35. 35
    Seychelles here I come... says:

    or even Soviet prosecutors…

  36. 36
    Shooty* says:

    Oh, is Clegg still around? That’s interesting.

  37. 37
    Ed Ballls says:

    What did you think of Goering impersonation?

  38. 38
    Thicko says:

    To the tune of the Pink Panther music…Haram Haram Haram Haram Haram..etc

  39. 39
    Twampersand mk II says:

    What on Earth is the ‘thivil thervith’?

    And what is a ‘pweviouth anther’?

    This mong is about as much use to the country as the other lisping moron, Woy Hodgson.

  40. 40
    John Stonehouse says:

    Bah, he was a lightweight!

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    Do they also have cyanide pills in their teeth?

  42. 42
    Teachers, social workers, police, judges and 'child-carers' are not to be trusted, amongst others says:

    He is if you let some total stranger raise your 14 month old child.

  43. 43
    Twampersand mk II says:

    I watched a documentary the other day, purporting to be about marine biology, which included a section where a woman admitted wanking off a dolphin, whom she named Peter, because, according to her, Peter had fallen in love with her, and it was natural. These claims went completely unchallenged and were presented as being perfectly normal.

    We’ve also been treated to seeing Rebeccah Loose, the tart that Beckham banged, wanking off a pig to orgasm, again as ‘entertainment’.

    The future is now.

  44. 44
    nell says:

    What about the destructive role of government 1997 to 2010 – labour’s years of terror? They don’t come more destructive than that!!

  45. 45
    Eurograph says:

    Poor Beaker. I’m starting to feel guilty for making fun of him. It’s like picking on a retarded kid.

  46. 46
    Luis Suarez says:

    I fancy an Italian tonight

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    His party did not too bad a job of destroying the world’s economy the last time it was in government. Oh but that was a global financial crisis nothing to do with Labour they keep saying. Yeah…right.

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    ed milliband peoples representitive of somewhere up north i have to visit every now and again says:

    first prime minister to bring a criminal into government??elliot morely was a labour minister under tony blair,why didn’t cameron wallop him with that?he’s fucking useless,tim nice but dim

  49. 49

    the judge stated the trial was not compromised and Cameron only spoke after taking advice from the AG..Miliband on the other hand called Coulson a “criminal” now that was comtempt of court..

  50. 50
    The BBC PR Dept says:

    Exasperated by Camerons repeated refusall to answer simple, direct questioning, Ed gave Mr Cameron a withering “I know you’re lying” stare that caused Mr Camerons bottom lip to wibble and freeze Nick Clegg into immobility.The Labour front bench nodded encouragingly in time to Ed’s rhythmic assured cadence forcing Cameron to hide behind the Leveson report….

  51. 51
    visibly shaken says:

    how can the man command any support amongst labour mps or activists. he has nothing to offer and will damage labours brand for years to come.

  52. 52
    MrNedward says:

    Tony Blair is a war criminal. Labour did not only bring criminals into government, their government was run by several of them.

  53. 53
    Mycroft says:

    What Ed can’t the media can… Cameron in trouble.

    Tried to play barrister… flourishing Leveson and misattributing a certain passage.

    If a Barrister EVER starts to read from a document then always have sight of it, they will fib.

    Can’t do that in PMQs so he got away with it… but later as we all read the text we find the misattribution comes out.

    Contempt of Court and a deception… he’ll pay for that in time.

    All is good in the house of UKIP… we’re loving this.

  54. 54
    ed milliband peoples representitive of somewhere up north i have to visit every now and again says:

    what about the destructive role of the gangs of asian peadophiles that his lot let in when they were kings of the world?

  55. 55
    The Great British Public says:

    To be fair, Cameron doesn’t deserve any respect either with his faux opposition to the EU…

  56. 56
    Spooky says:

    I trust somebody is keeping a full records of all these events?

  57. 57
    The guy who served Ed Miliband that Sandwich says:

    I regret serving Ed Miliband that Bacon Sandwich. He looked utterly clueless.

    He kept talking about Labour’s one nation and the cost of living crisis. He looked weird and sounded like an outdated VHS tape.

    I still have nightmares of him eating that bacon sandwich. It was so disturbing it put me eating sandwiches for a couple of days. I still cry for that bacon sandwich he had eaten, it should have been consumed by someone else.

  58. 58
    The guy who served Ed Miliband that Sandwich says:


    “I still have nightmares of him eating that bacon sandwich. It was so disturbing it put me OFF eating sandwiches for a couple of days. I still cry for that bacon sandwich he had eaten, it should have been consumed by someone else.”

  59. 59
    Bandwagon says:

    Bring back Bear Grylls or something close to that…

  60. 60
    Eels says:

    That defender had a chip on his shoulder.

  61. 61
    War Crimes tribunalista says:

    Then there was that criminal who was an actual long term resident of No 10 (three election wins iirc).

  62. 62
    Jealous Yankee says:

    He never will

  63. 63

    GF pages are normally funny if not pertinent. This was shit

  64. 64
    RichUpNorth says:

    That Harriet Harman … I’d like to fart in her face. Before I punch her in the throat.

  65. 65
    Mrs millibland says:

    Thanks nurse.
    I just don’t know if this shit stain is going to come off these knickers.
    Its a shame as the spongebob pants were his favourite.

  66. 66
    Nick Clegg says:

    But look at Ed Ball’s face when I do the ‘drivey drivey’ motion at him!

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