June 12th, 2014

Carla In Jealous Bikini Huff

Guido is beginning to wonder whether Huffington Post UK editor Carla Buzasi is smoking crack:

Really Carla, really?

Shall we have a look at what HuffPo have been up to recently. For starters, the word bikini brings up 24,700 on a search of the site. Recent additions include:

Beach Babes: 150 Hot Celebrity Bikini Bodies (PICTURES)

Abbey Clancy Shows Off Her Figure In Barely-There Bikini (PICS)

And Guido’s personal favourite:

‘TOWIE’ Star Bobby Norris And Boyfriend Harry Derbidge Let It All Hang Out In Bizarre Swimwear In Marbella (PICS)

The caveat must be ‘successful’ – not a word often associated with Arianna’s London vanity project.


  1. 1

    not a word often associated with Arianna’s London vanity project

    As distinct from Breitbart UK.

  2. 2
    Carney Easing says:

    Mehdi is disgusted. Thinks they are all white prostitutes and deserve 200 lashes.

  3. 3
    The Long and Winding Road To English Caliphate says:

    If she was responsible for hiring “Mad” Mehdi then she is most definately on something!!

  4. 4
    Helen Grant, MP, Minister for Sport says:

    Very best of luck to England’s boys in the World Cup starting today.
    Of course, lads, you and everyone else in the country would be much, much happier if you took up rounders or zumba dancing instead, and it’s much better for male libido than getting thrashed by Italy at football.
    Anyway, I’ll be cheering you on all the way and I hope you don’t get ridiculously humped like you did in South Africa. And I promise to be there at the airport with flowers for your when you come home after your last group game with Costa Rica.

  5. 5
    The Long and Winding Road To English Caliphate says:

    To be fair, his judgement is clouded by the thought of all those virgins up there with nothing better to do than wait for him!!

  6. 6
  7. 7
    Social housing should be demolished with the residents still inside says:

    Thanks for that “personal favourite” link Guido.

    You bastard.

  8. 8
    Norfolk's Finest says:

    Did you have to post that third link?

    Eye bleach, Stat!

  9. 9
    England is becoming a third world cess-pit says:

    Lady muck V Derbyshire is asking on radio 5 cu’nt at the moment ‘where are all the world cup flags’??

    The leftard fuck clearly doesn’t know Bangladesh, India, Pakistan, Somalia, Lithuania, Mali, Poland, and Romania are not in it

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    At least they are mature women.

  11. 11

    I have been beginning to suspect for sometime but would not want to start a rumour in a place like this.

  12. 12
    Carney Easing says:

    And a bit too clean for all the boys in Rochdale.

  13. 13
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    I would like to wish the England cricket team the very best of luck in the Test Match at Lords,

    Good Morning

  14. 14
    Close the BBC Down Now says:

    Strange how the celebrity-mad, feminist-driven BBC seems to have all but ignored the fact that Angelina Jolie is in London. Could it possibly be because they just cannot bear to show her consorting with a Conservative politician – and even worse, a Conservative politician with a social conscience? BBC putting their political agenda before reporting a worthwhile cause – what a surprise. Lowlife.

  15. 15
    Gordon Brown says:


    First Test of the summer at Lord’s and openers Sam Robson (on debut) and Alastair Cook go cheaply against Sri Lanka. 26-2.

    Oy Vey,the curse of Cameron strikes yet again.

  16. 16
    Spartacus says:

    Gwido – you seem to have missed the ‘totty watch’ index name for future reference

  17. 17
    Vince"The Cheeky Chappie" Cable says:

    Action must be taken to stop the Nick Clegg getting “out of control”, according to Business Secretary Vince Cable.

  18. 18
    Ali G - So Mr Drug Tsar Which of These Is The Best says:

    Maybe it should be HuffPot.

    Although with Mehdi maybe something a bit more psycotic, those mad bulging scary eyes!!!

  19. 19
    Spartacus says:

    England – World Cup – South Africa – where?

    And I didn’t know Costa Rica had a Rugby Team

  20. 20
    Megawhite says:

    That poor boy has no control

  21. 21
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


  22. 22
    Bullingdon Dave says:

    I would like to wish a happy and safe world cup to all knobjockeys.

  23. 23
    ++BREAKING NEWS++ says:

    A muzzy trojan horse has infiltrated the England cricket team.

  24. 24
    Victor Meldrew ( Ukip ) says:

    The sun has just gone behind a cloud here. I blame David Cameron.

  25. 25
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    How come the Queen and her entire extended famlly get millions in allowances while disabled lose their bedrooms?

  26. 26
    Helen Grant, MP, Minister for Sport says:

    You didn’t? Enjoy!

  27. 27
    Harriet Harman says:

    ‘The Huffy Woman’s Post’ a must read for women who like their men to be like women.

  28. 28
    Gordon Clown says:

    Thanks for reminding us how funny Gordon Clown’s Jonah effect is, lefty. Glad it still hurts you.

  29. 29
    Another thing the BBC doesn't want to shout about says:

    Because most of the men doing the r*ping in war zones aint white.

  30. 30
    Plod's Holiday in the Algarve called off says:

    Search for Madeleine McCann is called off as locals turn on British police with graffiti calling officers ‘stupid’


  31. 31
    Socialists are full of shit says:

    How come wealthy whinging socialists who live in expensive houses in London don’t offer to pay the shortfall on rent?

  32. 32
    The Limp Dims says:

    Because we are the only party that talks up the EU.

  33. 33

    But they very soon emphasised that this also happened in Europe during the Yugoslavian wars in the ’90s.

  34. 34
    A reporter from the Daily Planet says:

    I think the Huffington Post is more obsessed with sex than the Daily Mail.

  35. 35
    It's a Mystery? says:

    How come the Miliband bros are both multimillionaires, when they have never done a stroke of work in their lives and their Marxist Dad was supposed to be a penniless immigrant teacher?

  36. 36
    American Democrat / British Socialist says:

    Hypocrisy is our raison d’etre.

  37. 37
    The Mysterons says:

    How come Polly Toynbee has a £multi million mansion on Primrose Hill and a villa in Tuscany when all she has ever done is chatter?

  38. 38
    medeeval deth kult says:

    Virgin is a mis-translation – it really means young girl

  39. 39
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Hello James..how’s it going?

  40. 40

    The Portugese found out quite quickly what some idiots in this country are only just beginning to realise!

  41. 41
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Or men who want like their women to look like men.

  42. 42
    Peter Htchens says:

    I am not normally a fan of sporting events, however, this year I will be cheering on our gallant Volleyball players in Rio

  43. 43
    Sex beats the DM any day says:

    As are 99.9999 % of yumans.

  44. 44
    Sarah Palin says:

    how’s that hopey-changey thing workin’ out for ya?

  45. 45

    Because as a socialist she is entitled to them ,after all she’s not a tory.

  46. 46
    The Family Trust says:

    How come Chuka doesn’t let the disabled use the bedrooms in his luxury Villa on Ibiza?

  47. 47

    The only Olympic event worth watching!!

  48. 48
    Bill Quango MP says:

    No real surprise. These socialist women are all the same.
    Sounding off about the objectification of women by evil men.

    Yet if a muscular brickie was taking his shirt off on the building site across the road they’d have their noses jammed to the glass.

  49. 49
    Socialists are full of shit says:

    With honour killings and women’s eye’s getting gouged out by religious headbangers in this country I think feminists getting all shirty about ‘Benny Hill’ type shit is a joke.
    Fair enough in the 70’s maybe but things have moved on Sistas.
    Then again it ceased to be about women’s lib years ago.
    It’s about bashing the low hanging fruit of the largely gentle Englishman.
    About the only blokes in the world who would put up with their shit.

  50. 50
    Peter Htchens says:

    Of course it is !
    The mail is aimed squarely at female sex addicts and sordid middle aged men who enjoy reading it on the lavatory whilst my wife is out

  51. 51
    lewis curse is biting back says:



    this is way back from 2002, bunch of masonics behind it. if your organization is siphoning out highly confidential information then there is no doubt in my mind whatsoever that the culprit/s will be “brothers”.

    i still have the handwritten note from the person who “gifted” me that login, i never used it mind as i could smell a rat. what i do know is that in early 2003 they fucked about with my laptop when i was on location eating a sandwich.

    this shit is going to end and if you want to prevail you must take out anyone in your organization who is an apron wearer. if you do not you will lose.

  52. 52
    Alex the Salmon says:

    Under the English yoke Scotland has had to endure a near arctic, wet, windy cold climate.

    Once independence comes Scotland will have the same Mediterranean climate as Malaga

  53. 53
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Are you implying that GF is a ‘friend’ of Owen Jones?

  54. 54
    Peter Htchens says:

    So would most male Conservative MPs should a fight break out between two huge gypsy bare knuckle boxers stripped to the waist, muscles glistening with sweat and sunlight

  55. 55
    Tony Smooth says:

    You know that war I started for reasons that have never been clear? remember the one? In the sand countries?

    Well…its all kicking off. So we should do some more bombing to stop it and restore peace.

    Peace through war.

    That’s my motto.

    Pace through war.

  56. 56
    Sally Barecow says:

    ohhh..don’t tease..I’m soaking just at the thought of it.

  57. 57
    Ed 'drive-off' Balls says:

    What are you implying ?

  58. 58
    Mustafa Bashir says:

    You western “men” have just forgotten how to keep your “wimmin” in line!

  59. 59

    There are similarities between Guido and the concept of the Christian God. A 3½ in 1 as it were.

    Whilst you will appreciate that there are severe limitations in how much weight this analogy can bear, I would not be thinking of Der Heilige Geist nor Der Gottvater.

  60. 60
    Mohammed McMental says:

    The caliphate begins in Edinburgh, he locals already dress like Hunts and are well known for irrational acts of violence
    Vote YES to slavery and the beating of the women
    Deep fried sweet meats and mint tea all round

  61. 61
    Peter Htchens says:

    There are non so blind as those that will not see!
    A useful homily from my Great friend Mr Singh of South LONDON
    Just how many of us wouldn’t gouge out the eyes of a daughter in law caught committing carnal sins with a member of the religion of peace?

    It is great British Patriots like Mr Singh who make England the country that it is today

  62. 62
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Carlas got a smoking crack.

  63. 63
    A Marxist Joo?? As PM? says:

    Yes, and soon it will bne illegal to cheer on an English national side

  64. 64

    Has it come to this Gweedes ??

    Nothing more mentally challenging than a second hand regurgitation about the bad breeding of a tasteless and irrelevant supporter of the dead tree press?

    Isuppose there ll be nothing too much more intellectually challenging than this piffle until England exit the World Cup .

    Enger land Enger land Enger land ,. Eree we go Ere we go Ere we go!

    Awhay the lads ! Three Lions up my Arse ! …..

    “Oh dear Father if it be thy will, take this poisoned chalice from my lips …but if it be thy will not to do so I will gladly succumb to its
    suffering “

  65. 65
    Hugh Janus says:

    And that, thanks to people like her, no-one’s going to put up England flags because it’s not worth the hassle that council jobsworths will give you over “offending minorities” and who wants to be falsely labelled as a wayciiist anyway…?

  66. 66
    Hugh Janus says:

    Somewhat too old, too!

  67. 67
    esta says:

    hot hot hot hot sookhhtt

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