June 1st, 2014

Read Guido’s Column in the Sun on Sunday Online

Ed Davey got very angry after Guido revealed he was forced to run away from Grant Shapps’ victory rally in his constituency last week. Read all about Davey’s brief grief beef in today’s Sun column. Don’t miss out on:

  • Tory candidate Robert Jenrick is a self-styled “entrepreneur” who worked for mummy and daddy hopes to be third time lucky in Newark

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  • Weary “babysitter” Chris Bryant kept on message in Newark
  • Will we find out how honest Vince Cable has been?
  • Axelrod’s flying visit to the Shadow Cabinet

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  • “Worst of the lot” Luciana Berger has got through 15 staff members

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508 Comments

  1. 1
    Bosun Higgs says:

    I’m more interested in what Justin Bieber may have said.

  2. 2
    Owen Jones says:

    “He’s an icon, he’s fantastic, he’s superlative, HE’S NICK CLEGG!!!”

  3. 3
    Roger Helmer says:

    Hear ! Hear !

  4. 4
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    The LibDems still do not seem to get it. Steele and Shirley Williams think Reynard should be re-admitted to the party after his faux apology. Quote from Williams ” he is not the worst sex pest in politics” so that’s ok then.

    A reminder of the moral compass of the LibDems

    1. Jeremy Thorpe – Pillow biting
    2. Cyril Smith – Little Boys
    3. Steele recommended Smith for his Knighthood and thinks its ok for Cyril to turn up at Children’s home and beat boys on the bare bottom. It was not (in the 60s) and has never been acceptable behaviour.
    4. Steele and Williams now think Reynard should be re-admitted to the party
    5. Paddy Pants Down
    6. Charles Kennedy – drunk
    7. Mark Oaten – Don’t go there
    8. Lembit Opik – Little Girls
    9. Chris Huhne – Congenital liar and sexual pervert
    10. David Laws – Liar and thief
    11. Lord Reynard – Sexual pervert
    12. Mike Hancock – Sexual pervert
    13. Nick Clegg – Congenital liar, he claimed he hadn’t been told about Smith, Hancock and Reynard
    14. Jo Swinson : The new definition for hypocrisy for all her (lack of) support for the LibDem women during the Reynard affair
    15. Simon Hughes lied about his sexuality in his initial election campaign to defeat Tatchell
    16. Kingston Councillor Derek Osbourne jailed for 2 year for Child Porn offences
    17. Vince Cable – The new definition for political loyalty
    18. Tim Farron – the LibDems’ Brutus about as trustworthy as a PPI salesman
    19. The LibDems took £2.4 million of stolen money from Michael Brown
    20. Jenny Tongue the anti –Semite
    21. Finally the icing on the cake are the intellectual heavyweights of Lynn Featherstone and Sarah Teather

  5. 5
    Davey is a Dangerous Lunatic and Dave agrees with Him says:

    Only A LUNATIC would pay and encourage farmers to cover their food producing fields that also absorb CO2, produce Oxygen and fix nitrogen with acres of black panels whose toxic contents are mined in Africa, assembled in China and transported to the other side of the planet.

  6. 6
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    Whilst I was plotting to oust Cleggy, the Tories succeeded in ousting my Party.

  7. 7
    The Wicked EU says:

    Only a corrupt and rotten Union would pay farmers to set aside land and grow nothing on it.

  8. 8
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    I tried to trick Nurse into thinking she was wearing magical X-ray specs.

    But she said unless I put my clothes on she was calling the police.

    Bigoted woman.

  9. 9
    Fisherman's Friend says:

    Only a parliament of madmen would pass laws that fishermen must throw healthy edible fish back into the sea to die.

  10. 10
    An Electoral Commission Directive says:

    In future, to assist motorists, ALL polling stations must be placed on dual carriageway traffic islands.

  11. 11
    The Lucy 15 says:

    “Worst of the lot” Luciana Berger has got through 15 staff members

    We’re shagged out.

  12. 12
    Mike Handycock says:

    Luciana’s gone through 15 stiff members?
    What a girl!
    Bit old for me though.

  13. 13
    ? says:

  14. 14
    Gary Elsby Stoke says:

    The UKIP political case for an Independent UK outside of the EU does not work if Germany chooses to stay inside the EU.

    Tories can read can’t they?

  15. 15
    Labour, The No Can Do Party says:

    Why does Labour think Great Britain is not capable of running itself?

  16. 16
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    GANGWAY !!

  17. 17

    DAVID Cameron has used cutlery to slice a bacon roll into fine slivers.

    The prime minister is the latest politician to use the consumption of bacon in a bap to demonstrate empathy with the proletariat.

    Cafe worker Tom Logan said: “He brought his own silverware, wrapped in a cloth napkin stamped with his family’s crest.

    “He cut the bacon roll into thin strips, swallowing each one whole as if to avoid triggering his gag reflex. It was the creepiest thing I have ever seen.

    “Then he bent double, dry heaved and said ‘Give us a cuppa over here, me old mucker, cor blimey’.”

    Last week Ed Miliband blamed ‘excessive slipperiness’ after he tried to eat a bacon roll by putting it in his ear.

    Meanwhile Nick Clegg has eaten a bacon bap by gripping it in his feeble, broken man’s fingers and taking weak, exhausted little nibbles.

  18. 18
    Err says:

    Labour don’t think!!

  19. 19

    Does Jenny “Tongue ” er ….give it ?

  20. 20
    Excuses excuses says:

    Staff at the new Broadcasting House in Central London claim there is a ‘trend of filth, human waste products and a badly built building’

  21. 21
    Real Electoral Commission says:

    To cut costs there must be centralized polling, in future there will be 1 large polling station on the Isle of Man.

  22. 22

    Cannot make out whether that is Margaret Hodge or Tessa Jowell with glasses. (Margaret Curran obviously a non de plume as no one has ever heard of her )

  23. 23
    Norm Normal says:

    Hurrah! My decision not to watch that appalling episode is vindicated!

  24. 24
    Top totty says:

  25. 25

    Oh .. that must be the detritus Five Dead left behind befire their relocation to the Free Trade Hall environs of Manchester as a location more befitting their political orientation .

  26. 26
    Vince Cable says:

    I can’t remember eating a bacon roll.

  27. 27
    Vince Cable says:

    I wish I could remember the number for the police.

  28. 28

    she was such a ( reasonably ) svelte young lady when she first became an MP in the year 1980 BP ( Before Pizza)

  29. 29
    Anonymous says:

    The gormless media report on the corruption of FIFA yet ignore the corruption of our voting system by Muzzie’s here in the UK

  30. 30
    Socialism is theft says:

    Who is the least ugly?

  31. 31
    The British media are cunts says:

    Sounds like an honest lot.

  32. 32
    Shame on the left says:

    It looks like the woman in Sudan will be freed, which is great news and shows the international condemnation can work. But it’s no thanks to the left. The likes of Owen Jones have been disgracefully silent on this, as well as the kidnappings in Nigeria and stoning to death in P*kistan. They absolutely will not ever condemn any atrocity committed by muslims. But they WILL talk all day about the so called bedroom tax, cost of living crisis and calling for Jeremy Clarkson to be lynched.

  33. 33
    a wag says:

    contempt of house.
    contemptible home.

    whose coirt is it anyway?

  34. 34
    Socialism is theft says:

    Staff’s members or member’s staffs. It’s all the same.

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

  36. 36
    a weirdo says:

    I’d love to sniff that chair!

  37. 37
    Socialism is theft says:

    If the EU want to be thought of as EUSA surely the people should be electing the Presidents – not some dodgy cabal.

  38. 38
    non taxable pikey says:

    On a par with Kim Jong Un discussing the merits of democracy.

  39. 39
    Hadley "Screaming Banshee" Freeman says:

    Guido is SEXIST for criticising Ms Berger, he is a white male, the evil males who were the only ones in all history to engage in #slavery. That’s why we need enriching from other cultures, there was never slavery in Africa or the Middle East until white male Europeans oppressed them.

    Criticising Ms Berger makes Guido a misogynist. The man who murdered 6 people in California was a misogynist. Therefore Guido needs to apologise and beg forgiveness and convert to feminism. Trigger warning. Argh, white male sexist.

    Retweet Laurie Penny.

    Trigger Warning. TRIGGER WARNING

    r.a.p.e culture

    Guido is criticising a female MP simply because she is female. We saw in California that this leads to mass murder. Hate crime. Trigger warning. White male privilege. Intersection. Race. Women of Color. #Slavery.

    I am writing a new book about sunglasses and fashion.

    SEXIST (join my campaign to make Sexist thoughts a #hatecrime just just RACIST thoughts)

  40. 40
    Comical Dougie says:

    We will crush our enemies in Newark. They will be butchered and the glorious forces of Labour will be victorious.

  41. 41
    The British media are cunts says:

    How typical that Sky mention that the fuckwit arrested for shooting the people at the Jewish museum is a Muslim linked to terrorists in Syria…the BBC does not.

  42. 42
    Top Butty says:

  43. 43
    Norm Normal says:

    Labour’s interests are in the power of the labour party. Devolution, QUANGOs, EU etc it was designed so that whatever happened there would always be a part of the labour party in power.
    Pity they didn’t think it through properly, it’s all back firing and falling apart and doing untold harm to the national interest.

  44. 44
    DtP says:

    There’s a Lib Dem peer called Lady Garden!

  45. 45
    The two Muppets says:

    When is Ed Balls going to come out of his bunker ? I know he has been told
    to lay low, but this is getting past a joke .

  46. 46
    Hadley "Screaming Banshee" Freeman says:

    Trigger warning. #Hatecrime

    Don’t criticise Ms Featherstone and Ms Teather, both are breaking the patriarchy.

    If you criticise them you are part of the patriarchy. The patriarchy is r.a.p.e culture, intersectional white male privilege. RACIST.

    If you criticise them you are the same as the mass murderer in California. You need to modernise your views or be sent for diversity re-education when the revolution arrives. It’s 2014.

    Retweet Caroline Criado-Perez.

    You’re as bad as JoeyBarton (who is white male intersectionally privileged) who implied that men prefer attractive women (don’t use the word girls or you will be reported for sexism and should expect arrests). He is a #hatecrime criminal.

  47. 47
    The two Muppets says:

    Never,never trust a Libdem . Treachery is their second name .

  48. 48
    DtP says:

    No matter how much socialists whinge about the BNP (because they’re so similar, I think) it takes a Tory government to destroy them and the Libbers too, well, that’s just a bonus. Whilst Cameron hasn’t led a Tory government he can at least take succour, when it all goes tits up next May that he killed 2 parties.

  49. 49
    The two Muppets says:

    Dumb and dumber .

  50. 50
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    You couldn’t make this shit up!

  51. 51
    Norm Normal says:

    Ecoloon alert. If not covered those fields would requires extensive treatment with herbicides and pesticides to bring them back into agricultural production. Look up soil solarisation pls.

  52. 52
    DtP says:

    Nurse, Nurse, call the crash team – this patient’s gone round the bend!

  53. 53
    Why would Ed visit a stranger in Hospital? says:

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    Andy Bumhum says:

  55. 55
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    :) :) :)

  56. 56
    a titified tatoo says:

    tats are tits too.

  57. 57
    Norm Normal says:

    Obviously shop for clothes at the same place too lol.

  58. 58
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Tower Hamlets: votes for the many, not the few:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/10867666/Stolen-election-in-the-heart-of-London.html

    How lovely to see Labour candidates being shafted. You made this shit heap of a third world country, now reap what you have sown.

  59. 59
    The greasy pole of politics says:

    Lucky Luciana Burger with Lies has sucked her way up the political ladder. She’s been with the ghastly Euan Blair and Chucky Umunna. If I remember correctly, she also shagged that utter knob Sion Simon. A vile woman bumping uglies with vile men. But I wonder if she’s got over the bizarre trauma of hearing Chucky yell out his own name when he climaxed.

  60. 60
    Your memory is playing tricks on you. says:

  61. 61
    Stop Cruelty to women now says:

    Free Jeremy Clarkson’s wife!

  62. 62
    (T)Ruth WillOut says:

    To quote GF
    “Tory candidate Robert Jenrick is a self-styled “entrepreneur” who worked for mummy and daddy hopes to be third time lucky in Newark”
    MoS has an article which infers he’s yet another London centric Conservative millionaire with three homes, two in London & the other in Hertfordshire.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2645084/Newark-election-Tory-candidate-Robert-Jenrick-says-just-three-homes-doesnt-mean-I-dont-know-life-breadline.html

    .
    He says he moved into the Newark area after being elected as Conservative candidate. Maybe he rents there.
    ,
    Good old wikipedia defines “entrepreneur” as
    “In political economics, entrepreneurship is the process of identifying and starting a new business venture, sourcing and organizing the required resources, while taking both the risks and rewards associated with the venture”.
    Please will GF provide some evidence of his entrepreneurship ?
    .
    Is Newark representative of a decline in Westminster standards?
    Until 1997, voters there were represented by upstanding Cons & Lab mps. In 1997 Fiona Jones(Lab) arrived and was convicted and later cleared of fraudulently failing to declare all her election expenses, was the first to be expelled from the commons in 115 years, before reinstatement .
    She was replaced by Patrick Mercer (Con) of whom the Commons sleaze watchdog ruled “case is the worst breach of rules in modern times”.
    Hence the present by-election for their mp, who will only serve for 11 months before seeking re-election next May.

  63. 63
    Pole Vaulter says:

    Isn’t climbing 15 greasy poles an orgy?

  64. 64
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m a big boy now and I should be allowed to wear big boy pampers.

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    As the result of the most blatant electoral fraud by local Bangladeshis a Labour candidate (a Labour candidate) has lost his seat in the London Borough of Tower Hamlets.
    Laugh? I nearly peed myself.

  66. 66
    (T)Ruth WillOut says:

    Having eventually been admitted to Bilderberg venue, he may not want to leave in case he cannot get in again

  67. 67
    DtP says:

    Mate, Owen Jones can remain disgracefully silent on everything, always.

  68. 68
    Err says:

    Pele’s son Edinho sentenced to 33 years in jail over money-laundering for Santos drug cartel.

    Shouldn’t that be gaol?

  69. 69
    non taxable pikey says:

    Electoral fraud and the failure of the Commission and the Police to do anything about it is not a laughing matter. It could equally have been a Tory or UKIP candidate who lost the seat instead of one from Labour, it doesn’t really matter. What is important is that the will of the people has been usurped by a bunch of crooks and charlatans.

  70. 70
    Cyrano says:

    Oy vey – look at the size of that bird’s schnozz.

  71. 71
    duty pedant says:

    Depends which century you are living in.

  72. 72
    Sara_Tone_In says:

    More people have heard of Davey Crockett than Ed Davey.

  73. 73
    Immigration problem denier says:

    It isn’t corruption, it is cultural diversity. We must embrace different cultures. Anyone got a stone?

  74. 74
    Mad Franky Hollande says:

    Why is his tie tucked in? Was he worried it falling into his olive-oil drizzled foccacia?

  75. 75
    SackMariaMillerasanMP says:

    I have just read in the Telegraph that Ken Clarke (73 years of age) wants to stand again in the next general election. What is wrong with these people?

    Also, the Telegraph says that our (gormless) Dave wants to promote Anna Soubry! Yes, that will help a ton to get the tories elected in 2015.

  76. 76
    Anonymous says:

    Who would have guessed that 3rd world voters weren’t the most solid foundation for a Labour majority? After all, ethnic gerrymandering has had such a successful track record throughout history.

    This sort of thing will disproportionately affect Labour going forward. You reap what you sow.

  77. 77
    DtP says:

    Plus, he’s 12 and should be concentrating on his paper-round.

  78. 78
    Socialism is theft says:

    There is something fishy in the borough of Hamlets.

  79. 79
    Err says:

    Also depends if your dyslexic ;)

  80. 80
    U says:

  81. 81
    Socialism is theft says:

    No it should have read goal.

  82. 82
    Anonymous says:

    She won’t be eating a bacon sandwich, then.

  83. 83
    Unclean says:

    Covered in Brown sauce and grease from his bacon butty.

  84. 84
    Immigration problem denier says:

    Black people can be racist but only when they vote UKIP.

  85. 85
    Despicable Vichy 'Dave' says:

    I’m terribly confident!

  86. 86
    DtP says:

    We had it in Calderdale and I was standing by a group of guys making phone calls at about 8.30pm at night and swear it was last minute bartering to sort of the winners. Really strange – didn’t understand a fucking word they were saying but it was exactly the same as in a gangster movie. Easy solution – go back to limited proxies with full ID requirements and terminate postal votes.

  87. 87
    Rawnsley says:

    I assume you mean 73 is too old. Well you are just plain wrong.

  88. 88
    Socialism is theft says:

    He did invent a pretty good lamp though.

  89. 89
    dat woomn ob kulla, she bring home de bacon and says:

    Me ROLL de BACON, – dat wreelly turn on de brudders!

  90. 90
    Jezza says:

    Hahahahahahaha!

  91. 91
    A Leech says:

    Well, free money and exes….

  92. 92
    Mick Jagger. says:

    I was stoned, once.

  93. 93
    Biased Bullshit Corpse Corrections dept says:

    shurely FIRST . . . SECOND . . . THIRD . . . . and so on ?

  94. 94
    Nigel Fartage says:

    Shut up you snivelling little worms. When my mate Ed Miliband is running the country he’ll decimate your savings and pensions in order to pay for the expenses fiddles of MEPs.

    Hoorah!

  95. 95
    The entire Corrupt NuLieBore Election rigging 'team' says:

    OUCH !!!!

  96. 96
    Match Maker says:

    So when do we get to light the long awaited bonfire of these qangos?

  97. 97
    Match Maker says:

    She shops at the Hippos Houtsized Hemporium in Homerton High Street. They do great lines in black outfits.

  98. 98
    Match Maker says:

    Typical Blair’s Babes..

  99. 99
    A Motormouth says:

    It’s all this austerity we are enduring. Can’t get the staff these days.

  100. 100
    A Motormouth says:

    Just ensuring that some highly pissed off quite ill and neglected patient didn’t grab and strangle him with it.

  101. 101
    the heroes of the left says:

    a female Miliband spliced with the genes of Edwina Currie, perchance?

    what else are the LaBorg cooking up in their troglodyte labs?!

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  103. 103
    Questions of our time says:

    Is the woman in the grey jacket wondering why she has been seated next to this white trash honkey woman?

  104. 104
    Joe Pesci says:

    could it be this is what they have in mind for Balls?

  105. 105
    Botus says:

    Tina Turners ugly sista

  106. 106
    Questions of our time says:

    How times change! Only a few days ago we were being advised that all these happenings in foreign countries were “none of our business”.

    What changed – and when do the street riots about all those missing girls begin?

  107. 107
    fhip says:

    I actually watched it and came to the conclusion that the BBc is even more out of touch than even I imagined. The addition of a football thug as the BBC’s token man in the street on the panel insulted the whole population of the UK.
    Joey Barton is as remote from the average man in the street as Omaha was to our one eyed world saviour.

  108. 108
    Jack Ketch says:

    A woman with all the charm of Ed Miliband, the voice of Rachel Reeves, the looks of Margaret Hodge, the allure of Kate Hoey and the abilities of Ruby Wax. This is why the Menchen go for Shikstas.

  109. 109
    Questions of our time says:

    You still think Americans actually elect their President??? Their “College” system is as corrupt as the current systems operating in Towering Hamlets.

  110. 110
    Piss Stained y Fronts says:

  111. 111
    retardEd Miliband says:

    I will be the firthst Jewith Pwime Ministher. Oh yeth.

  112. 112
    John Bellingham says:

    He is less likely to be involved in a sex scandal than a 30-year old, well, an interesting one anyway.

  113. 113
    Questions of our time says:

    If Davey just fucks off, can he be persuaded to take all his useless expensive windmills with him?

  114. 114
    nell says:

    Is he? Good . Perhaps now the beeb will stop putting all those labour losers on our screen.

  115. 115
    handbag says:

    except boybands…

  116. 116
    handbag says:

    or beating up and stealing the dinner money of the Jenrick clone they put up for Labour.

  117. 117
    Owen Jones says:

    Well said The BBC is my patch.

  118. 118
    handbag says:

    Is it a Liberal Democrat foreskin?

  119. 119
    handbag says:

    Sorry, I meant to say Cyril’s foreskin, but I thought that’s already in use as a trampolene in Michael Jackson’s funpark.

  120. 120
    Headmistress omnpedant duty today says:

    The MoS implied; you inferred.

  121. 121
    handbag says:

    …and only when they are singing Raps on BBC radio 1 about how they are discriminated against.

  122. 122
    launch torpeedo says:

    Boy Band Command?

  123. 123
    (T)Ruth WillOut says:

    Twitter is awash with negative reaction to Newark Conservative candidate’s lack of candidness about his past and his apparent , previously undeclared,wealth.
    His details on the Conservatives website lack any meaningful detail.

    http://www.conservatives.com/OurTeam/Prospective_Parliamentary_Candidates/Jenrick_Robert.aspx

  124. 124
    Turf grass says:

    Hope he can take a penalty! It is going to be a long stay.

  125. 125
    Bosun Higgs says:

    You copied this from The Daily Mash.

  126. 126
    Turf grass says:

    Good – let’s hope he gets a good Rogering.

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    No fun without consequences says:

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    Champagne Contract says:

  129. 129
    BBC Film Dept. says:

    As we now find many words utterly sexist and only used by bigots like UKIP voters, we have now changed the titles of the following films:
    “Girl on a Motorcycle” to “Woman on a disgusting vehicle that is ruining the Planet”
    “12 Angry Men” to “12 Angry Woman-hating Male Chauvinist Pigs”

  130. 130
    Twatter Twats says:

    So? Twitter doesn’t vote.

  131. 131
    Luciana Bergerstein says:

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    Me says:

    I see elsewhere that Bliar reckons he has a role in UK politics- he should stay away from anywhere near me.

  133. 133
    (T)Ruth WillOut says:

    You may be surprised at the extent of peer influence on these pesky new social media websites!

  134. 134
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    Sshhh! I’m in hiding until after the election!

  135. 135
    Make ready the quicklime to eliminate all traces says:

    There’s surely a grave awaiting him soon.

  136. 136
    Chukka Nanni says:

    Bit far from her constituency in Wavertree, she visits so infrequently that she probably got lost

  137. 137
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    12? What sort of a number is that? Is it greater than or less than 47? If I were to increase the deficit by 12% every year would anybody notice? Please tell me, Axelrod says I can’t come out of this bunker until I’ve learned some basic arithmetic.

  138. 138
    Cheesey Berger says:

    Er, was Luciana not associated with that lad-about-town Chukka?

  139. 139
    Do I have the right trougher? says:

    Is Davey the wind fuelled nutter with the mad eyes?

  140. 140
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    I’d love to go to Newark! Would somebody please come and unlock this door so I can get out? Please? Pretty please…

  141. 141
    Does my arse look big in these y-fronts? says:

    He’s certainly not taking pictures of himself in his underpants and posting them on a website to attract men Chris, unlike you.

  142. 142
    Make mine a double says:

    Note the champagne in the background.
    To be drunk in memory of those who died unnecessarily in Stafford when you were i/c of the NHS, eh Andy?

  143. 143
    Why the invitation? says:

    Why does this remind me of the Chris-Bryant-underpant photo?

  144. 144
    nell says:

    +++++Hollow Laugh+++++ a photograph of andy burnham the shadow death minister with the words underneath ‘for a better NHS’

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  146. 146
    Eric Dickles says:

    I like a nice firm sausage in MY baps.

  147. 147
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    Gary, could you come and let me out of this dark room? It’s so boring in here! I amused myself for a couple of hours by counting to 6, but if I try going much higher my head will hurt and there aren’t any aspirins because Axelrod emptied the medicine cabinet before he locked me in here.

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    Massa Murd0ch (Chief Cuckold) says:

    Politics for the many, not the few.
    (only available with subscription)

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    Wolf in sheep's clothing says:

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    Isabel Hardman says:

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    Rah, rah, rah...we're going to smash the oiks! says:

    https://twitter.com/SnoutsInTroughs/status/472997781213544448

  154. 154
    BBB+ Rated. says:

    Could you clarify. Luciana Berger has “got through” meaning sacked, or shagged to further her career?

  155. 155
    Jack Ketch says:

    A thank you to Alex and Guido for my caption-contest prize of Lord Tebbit’s book, “Ben’s story”, just received. I am particularly grateful for the inscription on the flyleaf by the noble Lord. Thanks!

  156. 156
    Tower Hamlets Community Relations Co-Ordinator says:

    Death to the Engleeeesh!

  157. 157
    Golf Club Nige says:

    The Kippers forced out the B&P.

  158. 158
    do you EBalls wrote this says:

    I’m taller lying down than standing up

  159. 159
    Jeremy Thorpe says:

    You’ve missed out my rather more serious crime of hiring a hitman to assassinate a pet dog.

  160. 160
    Deviant says:

    …because he is better than you you little piss pants perverted freak.

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    Love Britain, vote UKIP says:

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    sweet FA says:

    In the Majestic Progress towards Human Domination of Eternity let us not be unmindful that the Earth provided when we were weak. In Human thinking is Respect and Gratitude. We thank the Nature by giving to all species here the opportunity and encouragement to grow to our stature and understanding.

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

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    Jack Ketch says:

    I assume that “Underpants” Bryant was watching the Andrew Marr show, he may also have watched Murgahan on Sky that featured that faded old Arab bride, Caroline Flint. Mr Bryant may notice that Farage is chirpy, interesting, self-deprecating, quick-witted and a talker of common sense–something that few Labour or Tory and no Lib-Dem “characters” are. I had the TV on in the background when Miss Flinty was on and, without even looking at the screen, I sighed and wondered when these political fag-ends will invent some new clichés. Farage is fun to watch and I am sure that the TV researchers have found that other viewers think so too. Whereas Labourites and Torians are as about as interesting as watching an earthworm race.

  165. 165
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Yes.

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    Ed Millionaireband says:

    The biggest problem the Labour Party has is with credibility.
    That is why we promised to continue John Major’s policies and let the banks do as they wished last time.
    Unfortunately, now no-one will want us to continue the policies of the coalition, or to let the banks go feral.
    Obviously no-one wants us to run the country, therefore it is better if the EU runs it for us. People can vote for nice Labour without fear of the consequences.
    Merkel knows how to run a socialist utopia after her time working for the Stasi.

  167. 167
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    CLEGG IS ONLY FIT TO CARRY MY DUTY FREES.

  168. 168
    pookie snackumberger says:

    Oh look, a Champaign socialist.

  169. 169
    Jack Ketch says:

    BBC HQ full of shit? Who knew?

  170. 170
    Is this the way to Golders Green? says:

    You could only attempt doggy doggy whena bird has a schnozz like that.

    Unless you had a 15″ todger.

  171. 171
    Hissy fitter says:

    Mr Bryant, you’re as interesting and as informative as a skid-marked pair of y-fronts.

  172. 172
    John Bellingham says:

    Barton was included in an attempt to make Morgan appear intelligent.

  173. 173
    What a fooking world says:

    And Blair positioning himself to become President of Europe.
    What a fooking farce.

  174. 174
    Mandela House Resident, Tower Hamlets says:

    All those whiteys look the same to me, bruv.

  175. 175
    LOL says:

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  177. 177
    Kim Jong-Un says:

    steady , at least my haircut is better

  178. 178
    Greg Dyke says:

    They’re all hideously white, and hideously male, and Vince didn’t even do a Politics/PPE degree!

  179. 179
    Bosun Higgs says:

    Meaty, beaty, big and bouncy!

  180. 180
    Labour Party Puppetmaster says:

    No you fool! I said get out on the CAMPAIGN trail!

  181. 181
    Mycroft says:

    The Cam-mini-me has a one-way ticket on a hell-bound train as a result of his shameful carpetbagging… a joy to watch yet another train-wreck from the Cons.

    The game is up on this sort of sleight of hand, do it and in the age of modern media we’re going to make you look as dumb as the Oxen in the fields.
    :)

  182. 182
    Bosun Higgs says:

    Have you a snap of her when she had beads in her hair?

  183. 183
    Who's schnozz does this one remind you of? says:

  184. 184
    Bosun Higgs says:

    What a poor effort at photoshopping.

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    The Human Centipede that crawls around Westminster says:

    I am just about fed up with this hate crime thought crime newspeak infraction spotting horse shit.
    Common sense is what people are saying and what they want our politicians to use when running this country.
    The lunacy which once only inhabited the deepest bowels of Lambeth town hall has now been adopted by the Establishment.
    The shit stained fart sucking centipede pointing at normal people and calling them loons is a joke right?
    A sick fucking nightmare of a joke.

  186. 186
    Humphry_Davy_No_E says:

    Dat’s no lamp – it’s a train coming!

  187. 187
    Bosun Higgs says:

    Everybody is racist, especially those who claim not to be. However, it is our actions rather than our thoughts that matter.

  188. 188
    non taxable pikey says:

    Mass murderer.

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    Take_You_Back_to_one_of_my_Places says:

    What house shall I include on expenses?
    Let’s do eeny meenine…. No …. better not!
    Let’s do it on Windows then.
    Today, children …. we are going to look through…. the
    Leaded Pane Window!
    Oh Lucky Me – that one’s in Hereford.
    What a fluke! My parents live in the other two.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Some people? Now just explain yourself Ms Soubry, WTF do you mean by “some people?”

  192. 192
    Sir Brian the Lion says:

    You obviously don’t know much about him, then.

    Vote UKIP.

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    Mycroft says:

    I just sent the chap this tweet, I don’t like people to be confused unnecessarily:-

    @ChrisBryantMP Popularity? Bigger ‘for’ vote than Labour? Greater ‘pro’ sentiment in the Country than labour? It’s vexing isn’t it!

    Sarcasm… low but sometimes amusing.

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    sweet FA says:

    I sometimes thought that Space might be dotted with invisible clouds of awareness which the Earth might sometimes pass through, how else to explain sudden changes in peoples’ thinking. We are certainly passing through such a Space Cloud. I know this because previously if someone like Richard Bacon came on the radio I would still listen half-heartedly but now if I hear those dribblings I just say ” Oh no, not that prat” and turn off the wireless.

  195. 195
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft !

  196. 196
    Burnham is rewarded for services rendered to Pharma says:

    That Champagne which Burnham and Norris Biomedical are about to drink was supplied by the taxpayer and diverted from patient treatment.

  197. 197
    jgm2 says:

    The banality of evil.

  198. 198
    jgm2 says:

    You’d think she’d be more worried about the NHS deathcamps @NHSMuddle.

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    Soubry and the LibLabCon still do not get it. says:

    So what if they are only coming to work? When reality is the work they are providing is cheap servants and tradesmen for the chattering classes and cheap labour for big business. Driving down wages and putting the indigenous population either on low pay or out of work,

    Soubry and the LibLabCon still do not get it.

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    jgm2 says:

    You seem to be trying to conflate two entirely different topics.

    What business is it of the UK if Germany stays inside the EU? What business is it of Germany if the UK leaves?

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    Norm Normal says:

    Any of the hard left commented on Fidel Castro’s recently revealed billionaire lifestyle?
    Yachts, 12 houses, private army and staff, private island, worth $100million.
    Truly another man of the people.

  202. 202
    The One becomes 100 says:

    Not forgetting that just about every worker will introduce one immediate and ultimately one extended family. Totally overwhelming local and national services and impossible to plan for.

    UNCHECKED IMMIGRATION IS MADNESS

    Soubry is a FOOL

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    RED LEN says:

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    Guy News Room says:

    Liberal Democrats plotting to remove Nick Clegg as party leader should “stop it now”, Owen Jones has said.

    Owen Jones told the BBC that those seeking to oust Mr Clegg were motivated by “deep malice” and had made “a bad situation worse” after poor election results.

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    White rabbit says:

    ‘Some people’ equates to millions of Brits. Carry on love…with the explaining better bit, the making our argument bit, the some people simply don’t get it bit.
    Start planning for a new career bit.

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    LibLabCon the far left party. says:

    You are correct. What was considered Far Left Lefty Speak only 15 years ago is now mainstream Tory speak.

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    Infighting says:

    Clegg will be looking for the Chink in Vince’s Armour then.

  209. 209
    Nosey sod says:

    … and who is she going to get involved with this time round?

  210. 210
    BBC News 24 says:

    Supermarkets considering the removal of confectionary near their checkouts should “stop it now”, Owen Jones has said.

    Owen Jones told the BBC that those seeking to remove sweets from checkouts were motivated by “deep malice” and had made “a bad situation worse” after poor publicity. “I want my mummy to buy me cream eggs and Cadbury’s buttons,” Owen added, before running away to look at the latest Action Man comic in aisle 2.

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    Dr Kildare says:

    Time to up the meds.

  212. 212
    some squaddie says:

    … and she is in charge of us lot! We are doomed, I tell you, doomed.

  213. 213
    publish Chilcot uncensored says:

    Fingers crossed.
    That’ll produce a landslide for UKIP next year.

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    south of the M4 says:

    Every one of the politico do not get it. Concerns over open borders are nothing to do with race. It is only numbers and the ability of this isle to sustain them. To label such concerns as racist can only mean that those saying so are as thick as *hit and thus unfit to run this country.

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    Voter says:

    Tory speak=Far Left Lefty Speak.

    Tory does not equal Conservative any more.

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    listen to us says:

    I object to being labelled a racist because I want
    our country to have control over it’s own borders.
    Decent hardworking tax-paying Brits deserve more
    respect from the likes of Soubry.

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    Mycroft says:

    Indeed, the rise of the ‘Gang Master’ during the last 10/12 years is testament to that fact.

    This was a scheme to get cheap labour to garner support for the providing political party from those that employ the cheapest labour possible.

    There was and is no thought given to the possible social consequences, if you live in leafy ‘Upper Conserville’ or twee ‘Middle Labtown’ then the actions that bring huge problems in ‘Little Workerton’ don’t effect you at all.

    Disconnect, it is all about the disconnect.

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    Bloke says:

    To be my shame, I definitely would.

  219. 219
    Cinna says:

    Bernie Winters in drag.

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    inside out says:

    Because he is white, middle class, married, and talks sense.Thats just for starters.

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    Vote LibLabCon, get Sharia. says:

    Sadly, I’ve suspected for some time that one can’t become a Tory candidate unless one’s a Soubry-esque fool.

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    well says:

    If Clegg had an ounce of decency he would have resigned.

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    Goggle box says:

    Who the xxxx cares what Owen Jones says and why do the BBC and Sky keep boosting his xxxxing income?

  224. 224
    inside out says:

    Which one will we, taxpayers be paying expenses on?

  225. 225
    Bluto says:

    Every time I see you on TV you remind me of the snakeskin that Blair has shed. Your voice with its carefully contrived lazy diction resonates Blair and your mad eyes resonate Blair. But you are like a stretched and empty version. A discarded snakeskin. How many other discarded skins has that reptile left scattered about in the Labour party?

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    Bluto says:

    Why only a black audience?

    Imagine if I said “White people in UK cannot be racist I’m happy to publicly debate this in front of a white audience should any one care to accept my challenge”

    That would be unacceptable.

  227. 227
    pookie snackumberger says:

    Nurse gave me a pair of magic gloves, she said they will do magic things, but I think they broke when I rubbed poo on them.

  228. 228
    Flower Power makes Coop grow says:

    I am still stoned

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    non taxable pikey says:

    No, she is not in charge of us lot! She bloody well works for us and it it long past the time when we fired the bitch. Politicians do NOT rule, they govern. There is a monumental difference between the two and unfortunately the vast majority of them do not understand it.

  230. 230
    Bob Crow in absentia says:

    And the ferries will go on strike for 24 hours.

  231. 231
    Chav Gangsta Rapper says:

    For an ounce of weed I’ll get rid of him

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    Bluto says:

    Ghastly woman.

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    Bert says:

    On a par with José Mañuel Barroso discussing the merits of democracy.

    FIFY :-)

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    Mycroft says:

    Worse than that she claims that her constituents are ignorant or racist, those she can convince were ignorant and those her ‘charm offensive’ can’t turn into a sort of Zombie Paradise state of mind are racists, isn’t that a double-whammy of voter alienation?

    Silly old girl hasn’t got over being slapped into the ground by Nigel a while back, her brains (such as they are) leave the moment she sees him, she’ll say anything in the hope to make an invalid point about something she hasn’t a clue about.

    Worthless MP.

  236. 236
    Bert says:

    Beads of what?

  237. 237
    Owen Jones Brain the size of a peanut says:

    Keeping Clegg as leader will lose the libdems votes meaning more for labour.
    I am so clever no one suspects my sneaky plan Ha ha ha.
    Ha ha ha ha
    HA HA HA HA

  238. 238
    some squaddie says:

    He’ll have to get past the hausfrau battleaxe first – and she has already indicated her winner, er sorry, I meant preference for the job.

  239. 239
    UN Observer says:

    +1000

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    jgm2 says:

    If that works then they should do the same thing in Ned Miliband’s constituency.

  241. 241
    Mornington Crescent says:

    So would I – at 20.15 this evening, if not earlier.

  242. 242
    Bert says:

    Watch out — “Trampolene” is a brand name (c) and (R) Proctor & Gamble. It is a menthol-flavoured cream used in the refurbishment of homeless men.

  243. 243
    nell says:

    If that’s militwit’s blank sheet of paper that you’ve scribbled on he’s not going to be very happy

  244. 244
    Cinna says:

    He’s another Europhile. Dave trying to strengthen his position.

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    Herman von Bumboy says:

    That would be a pointless action these days when all you have to do is take the dog for a walk round your local mosque.

    Remember to keep handing over your millions to me each week.
    Feel the enrichment. I know I do.

  246. 246
    White rabbit says:

    “Contrived lazy diction’ All acolytes of lib/lab/con follow this style of delivery.
    Notably the leaders and their stinkier creatures. Oh how we laughed.

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    inside out says:

    When Ministers who have no answers,to problems they caused, they resort to calling people racist.They know while we are in the EU that they cannot control our borders,to immigrants from 28 countries.At any time any of our Prime Ministers could have voted against enlargement,they didn’t,they had to be unanimous votes to admit new countries.Not one of them had the foresight to envisage the consequences,hence the prediction of 13000 new immigrants from Eastern block countries.The Civil Service and the political class have betrayed the British people we should dump them all.Not fit for purpose.

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    Bert says:

    What Grasper said was unacceptable too, but there we are, one rule for some, another for the rest.

  249. 249
    some squaddie says:

    May be, ntp, but she is still the one who orders us to go and sort out ongoing shit all over the world while she sits quaffing champers in the HoC bars.

    Things in the country seem to be going from bad to worse – so I really hope we do not have to do a Thailand in due course. If we did get to that stage, I am not sure whose side the public would be on.

  250. 250
    Socialism = Starvation says:

    Could you be a bit more specific? Fits quite a few Lib Dems and Conservatives.

  251. 251
    Handycock whipping it out says:

    Does Luciana put out? If so let me have her number please. Boaz.

  252. 252
    jgm2 says:

    Nobody in Europe wants Blair. He was told by any number of European leaders at the time that his Iraq war was madness and based on no evidence at all and he went right ahead anyway.

    Why would any European leader now trust him to do anything that wasn’t purely the product of his fucked-up imagination or his fucked up ‘moral compass’?

  253. 253
    hansard writer says:

    Right on Isabel

    Another Con candidate a-conning

    He fiddles before he even gets elected

    If elected, the Tory Chief Whip will teach him how to s teal from the taxpayer

  254. 254
    jgm2 says:

    Right. So he was hoping to be the Labour candidate for the safe seat of Stoke but Labour parachuted in metro-sexual Tristram Hunt, man of the people and he was banished into outer darkness.

    Hard to feel sorry for any Labour politico or wannabe politico to be honest.

  255. 255
    Tooting Toni from Tel Aviv says:

    Bungs and champagne

    Labour to a tee

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    Kaddafi's ghost says:

    Plus Blair’s blatant corruption makes even the Europeans shudder

    Selling himself to all the Gulf jihadis, Y srael, oligarchs dictators and despots

    It’ s surprising no one has topped him yet

  257. 257
    jgm2 says:

    Bungs, champagne, mass killings and eyeliner.

    Labour to a ‘t’.

  258. 258
    jgm2 says:

    @some squaddie

    You can hang the fucking lot of them for all I care. MPs, MEPs, Lords, Ladies, councillors, Lord Mayors, every fucking one of them and you’ll hear no complaints from me.

    Not one of them is fit to shovel shit from what I can see. Some are worse than others but on balance I think we’d be better off rid of the whole fucking lot. Good for fuck all they are.

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    Why isn't this on the BBC or any other MSM news channel ? says:

    http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/06/01/newark-neck-and-neck

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  261. 261
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Film Of the week

    The AMazing Cider-man 2

    Nigel Farage returns to battle his Mainstream enemies in this action packed sequel to the hit 2010 film.

    cider-man has to battle Elect-ion, a monster with overwhelming access to the power of the media. The newspapers paint the comic status-quo fighter as a maverick vigilante doing more harm than good. But Cidey eventually convinces the people he is just trying to bring hope to the city.

    Also Cider-man must confront his old friend, George Osborne, now head of the mighty OsborneCorp Treasury. In an attempt to save his political life George resorts to injecting QE directly into his blood banks. With disastrous consequences.
    He becomes the Green-Energy Subsidy Goblin.

    Farage has to battle villains, the media, the establishment, the social-contract and the European Union in the exciting blockbuster.
    And there’s even room for Rhienland , a powerful EU, armoured beast , to make a charge for Cider-man.

    “With great protest power, comes great responsibility.”

    With the Conservatives as Gwen Stacey, the voters whose hearts he must win over. And nick Clegg as man lost in crowd.

    Rating 12 EU stars

  262. 262
    nell says:

    Is it my magination or has edballs disappeared?

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    As Cameron has finished making UK look dumb in Europe, the real players are taking the stage:

    The original article – in G’erman:

    h**p://www.spiegel.de/politik/ausland/frankreich-le-pen-warnt-merkel-vor-explosion-der-eu-a-972726.html

    (Translation ~ verbatim)

    ‘L’e P’en also defended their [FN] sympathies for R’ussia in the U’kraine crisis: “I have a certain admiration for V’ladimir P’utin , because he can not be of this or that country to impose decisions. ” R’ussian P’resident first thinking of R’ussia’s interest. “In this respect I have for P’utin the same respect as for Mrs M’erkel.”‘

    The differences in the M’oscow Report are notable.

    Appealing to G’erman N’ationalism in this way undermines M’erkel completely on her position wrt EU President, and some domestic issues.

    L’e P’en appears in part to be telegraphing support for Schulz, and G’erman N’ationalism.

    This has a negative effect on the EU / Presidential selection process, which as Cameron discovered is in a very delicate phase at present, but the appeal to G’erman N’ationalism is not in France’s national interest. History has shown many times the negative consequences for F’rance of that.

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    Tell the truth and shame Guido says:

    The comparison is ingenuous. Taybeh, /Taba, is a crossing point at the border between Egypt and Israel. Those who are cast as “prisoners” are probably waiting to to cross into Israel to work as happens daily.

  265. 265
    Ed Balls Maths Lesson says:

    5 + 5 = 10.

    But if you put a hand in each trouser pocket,

    5 + 5 = 11

  266. 266
    Scumbag says:

    The pot calling the kettle black?

  267. 267
    cured lefty says:

    An arsehole between to cheeks!

  268. 268
    Gordon Brown says:

    Ed Balls is the Incredible Shrinking Man whereas I am the Incredible Shirking Man.

    People get us confused – I wish they’d stop it. Bigots !

  269. 269
    Mycroft says:

  270. 270
    Hari Stottle says:

    So Le Pen reckons Merkel admires Putin ….. bit of a love-in all round, isn’t it ?

  271. 271
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    No, Ed wrote “PTO” on both sides of his piece of paper and handed it to Twelvety. That’s why we haven’t seen or heard from Ed Balls for such a long time.

  272. 272
    Oggler says:

    Wow! Far too sexy for special needs Labour!

  273. 273
    The Bog Standard Labour Party says:

    Why is the Labour Party so shite?

  274. 274
    Gooey Blob says:

    If Ukip target all their money at a handful of Labour heartlands constituencies they might win a couple of seats. Labour will be putting their resources into marginals.

    Under FPTP it’s a waste of time voting Ukip elsewhere.

  275. 275
    Owen Jones says:

    My flatmate opened the door and caught me wanking.

    “Don’t you fucking knock?” I yelled.

    “Get out of the fridge!” he said.

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    45 Minutes to Get Under the Table says:

    He is insensitive, cynical and devious. The EU Presidency was, I think, the reason for his “conversion” to Catholicism designed to ingratiate himself with many EU commissioners.

    Any British Government that sponsored the most hated man in Britain would lose support on a massive scale. Labour hate him more than most.

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    Non: Le Pen claims she admires P’utin for the same reasons she admires M’erkel: P’utin’s nationalism.

    M’erkel is not nationalist and has many battles ongoing in G’ermany containing that at present.

    A closer look reveals how this works and who is aligned with whom against whom. Thankfully Cameron is out of it now, which reduces the risks for Europe and the UK.

    Dealing with these serious issues is why Nigel is badly needed.

    Vote UKIP :-)

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    Notts voter says:

    Not so ….. a totally worthless MP.

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    launch torpedo says:

    Everyone is “Ethnocentric”.

    http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1467-7687.2012.01138.x/abstract

    It’s rational survival motivation for a baby to reject an adult that does not look or smell or sound like one of their own ethnic group.
    Why do we expect people to lose this innate response? You could say it’s like arachnaphobia or fear of heights, but you wouldn’t vilify people for that, you would understand it as a rational reaction to not knowing for sure whether something is a threat or not.
    You can “train” or coerce people to be anyway you like (look at North Korea), but there should be a recognition that it’s a little more sinister when it’s the state or establishment group imposing on the individual a change in behaviour that goes against the grain – such as “homophilia” and “xenophilia”… I’m sure the left can construct a theory that makes it morally excusable to them in their groupthink cliques, but they must recognise that the more against the grain a particular bit of brainwashing/social engineering is, the higher the “input energy” required in the system, and for some things. the law of diminishing returns on investment may kick in – which is perhaps why the left likes police states more, in the end it’s quicker to exterminate dissenters than to indoctrinate them.

    Ethnicity exists. It’s Phenotype cluster (=Geo-influenced genotypes) + Culture.

    Race does not exist (unless you are mentally living in the 19th century or earlier).

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    Rise Above It says:

    Are you as short as Bercow by any chance?

  281. 281
    lunch torpåedo says:

    were you googling for that? you sick fuck.

  282. 282
    Stewart Wheeler says:

    Exactly who does this posh boy thing he is?

  283. 283
    lunch torpåedo says:

    seems more like an amphibian to me

  284. 284
    launch tarpaulin says:

    yeah… when will a journotroll ask “which one of those houses will be your main home Jenrick/Miliband/Balls/etc…”

  285. 285
    laµnch tarpaµlin says:

    yeah… when will a journotroll ask “which one of those houses will be your main home Jeñrick/Milißand/ßalls/etc…?”

  286. 286
    Anonymous says:

    Britain may soon have Muslim bank holidays: Parliament petition urges MPs to consider having a day off during Hindu and Islam festivals

    I will leave all comments to your own minds.

  287. 287
    Votive says:

    the only thing they are trying to conserve, is lefty sacred cows.

  288. 288
    schoolboy says:

    every schoolboy knows that

  289. 289
    non taxable pikey says:

    It is long past the time that October 21st was a national holiday.

  290. 290
    Anonymous says:

    Another quarter of a million votes for UKIP if it happens.

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    F-off luv says:

    Perhaps some people promoting the mass immigration racket have a racist hostility towards the native population of these isles.

    When striped of nicey nicey rhetoric, it appears outright greed and malice are the real driving forces behind it.

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    He’s in coalition with the nasties. What’s decency got to do with it?

  294. 294
    Jackass Straw says:

    Sounds pretty reasonable.

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    “state primary school-educated”

    He really said that?

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    d u r a c e l l - b u n n y says:

    y o u _ c o u l d _ s a y _ t h e _ s a m e _ a b o u t _ a _ l o n g _ l i s t _ o f _ t h e m _ l e f † y _ t r ø l l s _ t h e y _ k e e p _ w h e e l i n g _ o n _ . . . Y å s m i n _ A B _, J o å n n a _ L u m m e r l y , _ S h î r l e y _ W i l l i å ms _ , S h e i l å _ H å n c o c k , _ B i l l ¥ _ B r å g g _, T o ¥ n b e e, _ M i d i _ H å s s a n _, t h e _ E å g l e s, _ S o u t h _ P a r k _ C l a r k, _ F r y _, M e r t o n, _ T i g s w o g _ n _ J e r e m y _ w h a t e v e r, _ O ’ F å r re l l, _ P u n t n D e n n i s , _ M å r k _ T h o m å s , _ G e l d ø f , J o h å n H å r i … T å t c h e l l , e n d l e s s … _ m i n d l e s s… _ s p h i n ç t r e l e ss

    h**p://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/labour/10331110/Top-100-most-influential-Left-wingers-50-1.html

    t h å n k f u l l y _ B é n n _ a n d _ C r ø w _ a r e _ o f f _ t h e _ å i r w a v e s .

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    Southern Softy says:

    Just as well. Any comments that I would make would get Guido closed down.

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    BBC, Liblabcon, Judiciary, House of Lords, Police... says:

    Where? Where?

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    the braintree ripper says:

    We need muslims like this ,unless her family stones her to death

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    Film 2014 says:

    Presenting David Cameron in: Simple (Union) Jack.

    Charting his to national politics and trip to Europe to argue the case against Junker and for reform…

    … a nation wept, and Voted UKIP in response.

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    Read this piece for find out what a silppery cunt he already is... says:

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    Taxpayer funded astroturfing EU Troll says:

    Black is so slimming.

  303. 303
    the braintree ripper says:

    Francesca leads celebrations in multiculti newark as Col Roger is declared the winner

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    DtP says:

    Fuck shame, just don’t mention it to the boys and it’d be fine – probably best to double bag though, considering where she’s been.

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    It is a very complex and subtle task to evaluate Merkel. I have posted on her a number of times in a way which some may not appreciate. But my thoughts are conditioned by my direct experience and so I must speak as I find.

    The first thing is to consider that Merkel’s present position would not have been possible without her predecessor, Helmut Kohl. Both CDU leaders have been considerable survivors on the German (and world) political stage. Angela Merkel was from East Germany and therefore German reunification was a necessary step to her becoming Chancellor.

    Kohl’s mostly sure handling of this issue, including his approach to Gorbachev in advance was key. His forcing of the Bundesbank over the Deutsche Mark and the Ostmark was something which was an excruciating dilemma on which I believed he was mistaken at the time, certainly on financial grounds. It helped to pave the way that the Euro was later regarded as being too big to fail. But one cannot simply dismiss the political implications of an unequal exchange rate upon the subsequent merged state. Indeed, the attitude problem of the East Germans was something which festered for years. There is no right answer to undoing the debilitating effects of communism except perhaps time, plenty of it too.

    So, like any political situation, Merkel inherited a fait accompli. It is interesting, if fruitless, to see how she would have handled reunification had she and Kohl been swapped in history. My guess is that it would have been different at the financial stage, despite being Kohl’s disciple.

    Never forget that she absolutely hammered the SPD-Greens in 1999, which was a very good thing. She is a tough cookie.

    Finally, she stated that multiculturalism has failed utterly and that immigrants should integrate, sentiments which I support completely.

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    Mycroft says:

    I’ll help him out.

    Idiot.

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    the braintree ripper says:

    Daves A list for 2015

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    Ex Tory says:

    Presumably therefore, Soubry thinks some people who are concerned about immigration are not racist. No matter, I’m voting UKIP in the next General Election and frankly I don’t care what Soubry thinks of me. The idiot seems to think that just because immigrants work hard then they should be welcomed. Sod the cultural change. Well sod her.

  309. 309
    the braintree ripper says:

    whose wife trousers 500k a year

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    DtP says:

    Quite right young James. Terribly sporting of your lot to allow in shed loads of skilled immigrants to decimate any chance of Labour voters ever getting decent jobs – never mind, eh? They can all live happily on the social for the rest of their brief, alcohol blighted, depressed lives. To Doncaster, vive la oh, oh shit!

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    Merkel is fine. Check all references in this + Vote UKIP :-)

    (NB: Even P’utin is smearing UKIP above… ;-) )

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    Taxpayer funded astroturfing EU Troll says:

    St George’s Day!

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    Anon. says:

    Can’t help but notice the lack of pure bile in the Newark by election. Much to do with Labour not guarding a safe seat and not sending out their fascist “third” party thugs.Labour are the real nasty party.

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    JH2382198E409283 says:

    Can’t they just cross reference the electoral register with the council tax records, ie if you are not paying council tax, no vote.

    Would stop 25 M. Mohammads postal voting from a bedsit.

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    Eurosceptism wins votes says:

    Time for the Tories to tell Europe to bugger off. The EU is CRAP!

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    sweet FA says:

    Does Germany still have Church Taxes ?
    We should introduce that here I think, a lot of these Churches are looking a bit unloved.

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    Anonymous says:

    I see Greg Dyke is involved. You know, the one who talks about white people being hideous and the one who removed the union flag from our planes. Still earning top bucks but then again, he is establishment. I really do not think that we can ever get justice for the hard workers of this country who have no voice and cannot take part in the selection of worthwhile candidates for top jobs. It’s still a question of knowing the right people. Merit does not come into it.

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    Tony B.liar & CrapSpin Campbell says:

    Stay in the Eu so that my Labour chums & myself can become mega-rich!

  320. 320
    Euroscepticism wins votes says:

    Time to tell to fuck off & do one

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    Staff's Sore Members says:

    Not arf!

  323. 323
    Anna Soufle, daft and dizzy says:

    There is no truth in the rumour that I am Maggies spitting image puppet brought to life.

  324. 324
    Luciana says:

    F*ck off you dirty old pervert.

  325. 325
    Anna Soufle, daft and dizzy says:

    But in Tower minarets they will be on real islands surrounded by alligators except the votes from landlords in absentia and the majority votes from Bangladash.

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    Anonymous says:

    She’s a perfect example of an anti-Semitic lefty.

  327. 327
    Anna Souflee, daft and dizzy says:

    Seems like a nice boy doing the clever bit. Doc Bender is it?

  328. 328
    Revelling in the joys of bumsex says:

    Who are all these homosexual people seeking a ‘cure’ to whom Roger Helmer refers so confidently? Figures, please http://tinyurl.com/lf3huhb

  329. 329
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Onenashionlabour is only one word the way the drones try and shoehorn it into a sentence.

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    Tom Catesby says:

    I spent much of my working life in engineering and manufacture(remember that, in the UK?) Nobody in their right frame of mind, would have paid a company in industry to produce nothing and certainly not paid a subsidy! I have always been at a loss to understand why the EUSSR through the ‘common agricultural policy’, pays farmers in Europe to produce nothing. If a farmer wants to grow something in his fields for which their is no market, that’s his business, but nobody will buy it and subsidies to keep fields fallow should stop. Farmers are canny enough to know that there would be no future in producing something nobody wants, or producing nothing at all, if it no longer attracted a crazy subsidy.

  331. 331
    Diane Fartbott says:

    Wait until I find it eventually. We will be 1000/1 after my visit.

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    Quick - get the bucket! says:

    Never mind the width – Feel B£iar’s Diverseteeh !

    Still, I suppose many on here voted for the creep!

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    non taxable pikey says:

    New Zealand farmers receive little or no subsidies and seem to survive.

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    Jack says:

    Excellent analysis SC

    I would add that given the fait accompli Euro she “inherited”, (people forget that the Euro was foisted on Kohl by Mitterand as quid pro quo for unification ) she has played a skillful hand…and despite all the prophecies of doom, the Eurozone has got through in one piece -with collateral damage of course

    The fundamentals, balance of payments, inflation, and debt and deficit of the Euro zone as a whole are now better than the USD JPN and GBP

    that provides grounds for hope even though growth too low…

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    Beth Din says:

    What happened to Schnorbitz?

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Keep heading toward the Sun Diane, you will arrive at Newarkshire eventually.

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    Lumpy Turk Beans says:

    Because it is an article full of maybes and ifs and buts on a fairly biased jumped up blog masquerading as a news site. If you cannot work that one out for yourself then you are some kind of deluded fucking mong.

  338. 338
    Mzzzzz. Hatesmen HaHaMoan says:

    Surely you must ‘of’ heard my shrill voice of condemnation above all the others?

  339. 339
    Ed Millionaireband says:

    What an oik. He should have gone to school with Bullingdon Boris as I did.

  340. 340
    Gideon says:

    How much will Euen Bliar’s security cost the taxpayer.

  341. 341
    non taxable pikey says:

    Practice.

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    @EU Funded Pro EU Troll

    1. I did vote UKIP (n.b. both states of me did! :-) )
    2. I wondered what would happen to that festival/orgy/whatever! Really had thought that it was the Russian psyche at work here and not the UA one. #StillLearning!
    3. Maybe I misread M’erkel is not nationalist as a deprecatory statement, in which case, apologise.

    @sweet FA

    I have been paying a voluntary tax for over two decades now by supporting the “Friends of Friendless Churches”, formerly the “Redundant Churches Fund”, run by the tireless Matthew Saunders, a brilliant promoter of our ecclesiastical heritage from the time I wandered into St Ann’s Vestry Hall, 2 Church Entry, London EC4 and met the man in person.

    Being of a certain age, I also support the Ancient Monuments Society (as I hope to become one myself) also run by Matthew.

    If just one person joins either or both, having read this, I shall be delighted. They are such worthwhile causes. Despite having emigrated over seven years, I still support both these charities, which help to keep traces of our heritage in good order so that future generations may be able to witness what we can still freely do now.

  343. 343
    Stu says:

    I like burgers.

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    Judith Charmless says:

    Jesus fucking wept. What the fuck is that meant to be? Another fucking Nobby No Mates mong with a tumbleweed blog that no fucker visits desperately trying to get page hits by posting the most unfunny arseholery on here. What is it you are expecting? That some commissioning TV editor is gonna read your embarrassment of a comment and think “hang on a minute, this fucktard is some kind of political genius, get him on the telly now”. Won’t ever fucking happen mate. Bit of advice for you, no one gives a flying fuck about your sub Mary Whitehouse Experience sixth form attempts at wit. No one is gonna follow your shit blog, every time you post such shite as that “comment” above people either don’t read it and continue scrolling down the page or the think “what a fucking mong”. Just give it up and go back to watching your Red Dwarf and Blackadder box sets, you aint the new Armando Iannucci you are just another fucking mong with another shit blog that is wasting space on the internet.

  345. 345
    Wiki_Wiki says:

    Now you know how the Haka came about.

  346. 346
    Roger Helmer says:

    That is the whitest thing I’ve heard today.

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    All MP's are scum says:

    Idiot boy is a eco-loon.

  348. 348
    Joey says:

    Get your coat love. I’ve had worse.

  349. 349
    Old Man Steptoe says:

    ” I have posted on her a number of times in a way which some may not appreciate.”

    Now now, Dear, didn’t you get the box of chocolates I sent?

    If it’s your “like”-count you’re worried about: don’t; We can’t work out this new-fangled facebook-twat thing Gheedough seems so keen on.

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    must get a cat (muscat)O man. O says:

    contemporary.
    can saw”
    kensus.
    kensa
    inside is the tickopic.

  351. 351
    Ed Balls says:

    The Bilderberg Agenda – Nukes, Nationalism, & Barack Obama http://tinyurl.com/ogx8fxj

  352. 352
    dead sea salt says:

    fat woman or fatwa?

  353. 353
    Bliar, Pillock, BBC, Straw etc says:

    What a pity that a fine loyal Labourite like Jimmy will never grace the houses of Parliament as all the safe seats are required for our vacuous spoilt privately educated kids.

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    ignorance is knowledge says:

    fucking geordie.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Jack says:

    Of couse Ed is a spoof

    He was Empty from the start

    He then surrounded himself with Arnie Graf and David Axelrod, both US spindoctors and illegal immigrants (when problem no 1 in the US is immigration) FFS

    WTF you could not mmake this shyt up except with a heavy dose of the white stuff

    Ed is made of imported US plastic, he is as real as a Disney cartoon (or Lady Gaga’s arse)

    Our Dave is equally false but surrijnded by an army of shytspinners, PR hacks anc other frauds

    And then some real guy like Farage tips up, and only hss to ssw a few home truths and wins 30% of the vote..

    Is anyone surprised

  357. 357
    judy dench on atrotter says:

    i am hungry. u well? hung on a minute

  358. 358
    A Headline You Never See says:

    +++ PSYCHIC WINS LOTTERY +++

  359. 359
    Pablo Escobar says:

    One of the guests is group chairman of HSBC Holdings plc, which faced a stringent investigation in 2012 for allegedly assisting in the laundering of money from Mexico, Iran and Syria for terrorist networks and drugs cartels.

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    crystallised cunt in my submarine says:

    must get a slazenja. it is all a racket.

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    @Jack

    I am grateful to you for the Mitterand reference and your kind words.

    Mitterand was a cornucopia of contradictions, especially in his conversion from the right by his POW experiences during WW2.

    One is inclined to put it down to “the shock of war” but somehow his story, including his Vichy time, rings as false to me. Maybe I am too cynical…

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    A. Hitler says:

    “Does Germany still have Church Taxes ?”

    Yes, for the Church of Rome or Evangelical only.
    They can be opted out of, but it’s not a good idea if you want to work for a primary school/hospital etc.

  363. 363
    Mavis Beacon says:

    And if you don’r undersrand ryping on a keyboatd

  364. 364
    Office Peon says:

    Great idea if they as well as rather than instead of.

    The krauts average 10 bank holidays (12 but no substitutions if any land on weekend) plus 30 days leave and they seem to get on alright (apart from having to bail out European bankers)

  365. 365
    DtP says:

    He was awesome value in the early days of this blog. Everyone of us used to pile on to call him a Huhne and yet he came back, not trolling but kinda ‘fuck you’ Tory scumbags. I think our hopefully not quite retired friend may have bitten a few times and mentioned a couple of home truths – Lils has got the library at the bottom of her blog – Stanislav’s Rants and should you be going on holiday this year, Mr jgm2, i’d heartily recommend them as preferred reading. Anyway, in Stoke, apparently Mandleson carpet bagged Tristram where Our Gary was the rightful prince and, again, to be fair to the lad – he went down punching. All seems so long ago, now. All the best, dude – i’m hoping Mr Smith will change his mind but it kinda seems made up.

  366. 366
    Lump of Labour Fallacy says:

    Actually that’s a load of bollocks.

  367. 367
    Anonymous says:

    Boris got a full scholarship.

  368. 368
    Vote LibLabCon, get Sharia. says:

    If it’s the same security that allowed him to get rolling drunk in Leicester Square, not very much.

  369. 369
    David Steel says:

    This was the normal vetting procedure for prospective parliamentary candidates.
    Sir Cyril or Jeremy would wear the gorilla costume for male candidates, and Handycock or Rennard would don it for the ladies. I knew nothing about it.

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    weapons of mass peefection says:

    my hairdryer is yours. moistureise after. screwcums. what is arabic for gelato when faced with cancerous ce.sealit. lots of suicides bombed on the way to. primarQ camel breeding outlet in the niger delta.

    when feelng gassy, light a match.
    when will. the BIG cenversation. Big is the new slim.

  371. 371
    Scampi Flaps says:

    Look up the tip of my glistening throbbing cock you fucking wanker.

  372. 372
    Vote LibLabCon, get Sharia. says:

    St Edmund’s Day (November 20th, I believe).

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    Anonymous says:

    Nigel Farage gave a very good interview on the Andrew Marr show on Sunday.
    Well worth watching on catch up if you missed it.

    He gives some insight into future policy areas.

    Like him or not, you can see how UKIPs policies are relevant to a wide spectrum of voters in a way the other parties simply cannot achieve.

    It’s difficult to argue with that, and the two main parties will face that problem more and more the closer we get to the GE.

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    The Labour Party says:

    We lied through our teeth to start an illegal war that killed half a million people, and we did our best to cover up mass-murder in the NHS.

    But remember: it’s the Tories who are nasty.

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    To be fair says:

    http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/06/01/newark-neck-and-neck

    Errr, the article is about betting odds being very close….

    As far as most people are aware, bookies dont like losing money….

    The BBC on the other hand receives tens of millions from the European Union in handouts.

    We’ve seen what Qatari handouts to African Fifa members achieves, why is the EU allowed to bribe the BBC ? Is corruption by any other name.

  376. 376
    Roger Hemler says:

    Let’s use the NHS to straighten out the poofs.

  377. 377
    Anon. says:

    Labour at it again #TheNastyParty

  378. 378
    Mavis Ramsbottom says:

    the BBC’s favourite colours – rainbow and black

  379. 379
    Achmed says:

    Oh Illustrious One, we use a crane – and 100 lashes.

    Inshallah!

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    Anonymous says:

    All very interesting, but why is no one talking about Newark….

    It’s not because the Tories are crapping themselves is it ?

    Order from GCHQ… Silence..

    http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/06/01/newark-neck-and-neck

  381. 381
    Jack says:

    Like the Ukrainian oligarchs love the EU to legitimise their ongoing pillaging

    While the Western press remains silent about it

    And while they buy protection by bunging Tony Blair and Bill Clinton and half the English Bar….including newly appointed High Ciurt judges…

  382. 382
    Nick Clegg says:

    The Bus Pass Elvis Party are 25/1 to get more votes than the Lib Dems in Thursday’s Newark by-election.

    http://politicalbookie.wordpress.com/2014/06/01/newark-ukip-now-31-to-win-first-mp/

    I’ve just stuck a tenner on them !

  383. 383
    willie says:

    ?….and pink

  384. 384
    Roger Hemler says:

    Too right.

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    Anna Soufle, daft cow says:

    I made sure the gimpy Andrew this morning had the little piece on my forthcoming promotion read out. Oh, how proud was I.

    So you see my pronouncements on how you have all got the immigrant thing wrong has led Flacid David to reward me. Vote is for more of the same, a Muslim bank holiday, more cutting, abuse, slavery and killing, insurance fraud, crash for cash, decrepit hovels and dirt. It’s the only way.

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    Bloke says:

    I’d mention it to Chukka.

  387. 387
    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    LEAKED: Fracking on private land to be permitted in Queen’s speech http://on.rt.com/91p4yf

  388. 388
    Owen Jones says:

    The UK is a troubled isle, the so called Queen should be re-housed in sheltered accommodation – she is fracking freeloader as are her offspring.

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    Cynic2 says:

    She does look like she has got through a few

    Hatchet faced as we used to say

  390. 390
    Cynic2 says:

    IO think hes right – advising fellow lags in the Scrubs would be a good start

  391. 391
    Anonymous says:

    I once sat in the cabin of a large yacht listening to two farmer meet for the first time. Life was so hard for them. One had 10 times the cows as the other, and they were both in trouble making it work. It just was not possible to make money in the UK.

    They met because “their” large yachts were anchored next to each other in Egypt.

    You could not make it up. Best entertainment I had for years when I pointed out the error of their ways.

  392. 392
    Anna Soubry says:

    Some of the people who raise concerns about immigration in my constituency are frankly racist.

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    sweet FA says:

    I have known for 20 years or so that it’s all about Food.
    In our primitive times I can imagine “Foo Foo Foo” as a kind of excited happy sound when presented with a left over bit of monkey’s arse.
    Food is very important.
    Lack of it will kill apparently. I really. really, really, triple really with fucking cherries on top want England to be self sufficient in food and then we can tell all the others to fuck off and make our own little paradise right here.

  394. 394
    Anonymous says:

    Berlosconi is 78

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    Politics ‘on the verge of next mass extinction': UKIP have caused MP extinction rates to increase by up to 10,000 times – Indy

    Well, something like that.

  396. 396
    Anonymous says:

    Your tedious rants are no better. Shut the fuck up.

  397. 397
    Anonymous says:

    Why not. Water companies own any pipe under your land if it is used for sewage from other houses. You can not touch that land. They control if you build over it and they pay you nothing.

    A sewer under your house is far more dangerous than a fracking pipe. This country has not invested in its sewer systems and is suffering badly because of it. These reported sink holes are not natural, they are generally failures of maintenance by the water boards. Why are they always just next to properties? Why not one in the middle of a football field?

    Do you real think you own anything?

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    sweet FA says:

    Why is Frank getting all this ?

  399. 399
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    After many years I have finally found a picture on the internet I cant wank over and iv had one over Widdicombe.

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    sweet FA says:

    he is creating work and by purchasing, encouraging craftsmanship and artisans to flourish, stop bitching.

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Farage reminds me of the Faith Healers from the early 20th century. Farage promises everything but based on nothing, nothing at all. People are gullible and stupid at the same time.

  402. 402
    Anna Soufle, daft cow says:

    And I said on Marr, why, there is no problem in Broxbourne.

    So you see the intelligent response is to not move from your village and if you do, put a blindfold on.

    This is how I earned my next and soon to be announced promotion.

    Aren’t we wonderful. Vote me.

  403. 403
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Those that oppose fracking are Putin’s bread and butter. All the anti fracking supporters do not use any fossil fuels – yeh right – they all walk to the protest sites – yeh right. Caroline Lucas, Vivienne Westwood do not use fossil fuels – yeh right. Fucking hypocrites.

  404. 404
    Roger Hemler says:

    Let’s send the poofs to Mid Staffordshire NHS for processing.

  405. 405
    Norm Normal says:

    Sorry I’m not into LibDem or Greens and their odd sexual practices.

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    Lutfur says:

    Allah make them disappear.

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    No worries: Merkel at this point in time is most emphatically not a nationalist. This is not derogatory in any way – very important politically for G’ermany and Europe.

    This goes to one public reason why she is not able to back Schulz for President. Schulz has a little baggage with him in the N’ationalism department.

    L’e P’en is gaming M’erkel on this in a very nasty and reckless way. History shows where F’rance has made this specific error in the past. With social tensions in G’ermany currently simmering now is not the time to be provoking nationalist sentiment there – particularly if you are F’rench. (Again – history…)

    I believe that M’erkel is sophisticated and strong enough to deal with this and keep Europe on track, but be under no illusions: This is a very dangerous game that L’e P’en appears to be playing.

    L’e P’en is not acting in the interests of F’rance: The F’rench media will hopefully start to make that case in the next few days. The public opinion in F’rance is a sticking point as folk there seem to be behind L’e P’en, but it is not clear if that was just reactionary protest, or genuine support.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    willie says:

    The phrase “I don’t need no doctor” contains a double negative.

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    Liar Dave's Cast Iron Guarantee Co Ltd says:

    Roll up! Roll up! Come and get yer cast iron guarantees! Loverly cast iron guarantees! Yes you madam! You at the front! You want a cast iron guarantee I’ll reduce Britain’s debt? No problem! (Oops! I’ve doubled it!) And you, yes, you sir! You want a cast iron guarantee I’ll reduce immigration? But of course, Sir! (Ooops! I let half a million in last year!) And you, yes you! You want an EU referendum? Why no trouble at all, sir! (Sucker!)

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    d u r a c e l l - b u n n y says:

    so… remind us of the difference between him and the alternatives?

  411. 411
    Frank says:

    hhhhRRRRRickyyyy!!

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    Here is BBC home service says:

    Seems the most gullible are the ones who will still vote for the LibLabCon after the damage those political parties have dine to the country and it’s people, it’s thank you very much sir we want more sir.

  413. 413
    willie says:

    Or indeed to Tower Hamlets.

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    The Holy Koran commands me to kill poofs. You is racist if you object. says:

    Or send them to the west Midlands to experience the rich immersive delights of multiculturalism.

    Inshallah!

  415. 415
    Norm Normal says:

    Most Cubans live well below the poverty line set by European Socialists.
    Cubans are not allowed to bitch as there is very limited free speech in Cuba.

  416. 416
    Mavis Ramsbottom says:

    like a eco-loons they fly on magic carpets

  417. 417
    Frank Butcher says:

    if you did own everything upwards and downwards on you plot, think of the number of planets and galaxies you would be able to lay claim to… mind you, if you keep travelling in one direction outwards into the universe, you’d eventually come back to where you started, because the universe has no centre; hmm…

    on the plus side, if you think of all the infinitesimal space you own, even if you are limited to the surface of the earth, that would also go on for ever.

    so when you think about it, all of us own an infinite amount of space (I’m including your body in this – including your bogies)… when you think about it like that, there’s plenty of room for an eternal plain of wind turbines, caravan parks, tescos, parking lots, motorways, and immigrants – all we have to do is make use of those unused dimensions of spacetime. Simples.

  418. 418
    Willy Wonka says:

    not pink and brown? the colour of gayness, poopoo, and the inside of brown ladies’ love tunnels?

  419. 419
    the Heimlich manoeuvre says:

    and raping Balls in a cell?

  420. 420
    albacore says:

    Dave’s more a eunuch than just flaccid
    So slavishly servile and placid
    Bowing down to E U dictation
    Unconcerned for the British nation

  421. 421
    Romanian lapdancer says:

    I like Lincolnshire sausages

  422. 422
    little green man says:

    Greetings Narthling

  423. 423
    sweet FA says:

    There is a lot to admire about German, I have studied them over some time and the arrogance is not pretended, even in their most humanity loving appearance, but that is only equal to the upper class English attitude. Generally I think in social thinking, amongst themselves, there is a lot of social harmony and willingness to conform which makes them dangerous as a race or identifiable social group. In my opinion the world should be happy that we gave their arrogance a kicking and set them back a few years, and I say this with real affection for German mentality.

  424. 424
    Botus says:

    @266 – That’s not a kettle, its a tea urn ;)

  425. 425
    Here is BBC home service says:

    What’s changed, nothing, they can put power cables above and below your land with just a notice to inform you that’s what will be done, they did it for the DC power cable from Scotland to Flint and across Wirral farm land and roads.

  426. 426
    Anonymous says:

    How about those that oppose uncontrolled unregulated fracking. I fully support open recorded and fully traceable fracking.

    As long as any “incidents” can be traced back to a specific company.

    There are more than two sides to most arguments.

    Any argument with only two sides always has a simple solution.

  427. 427

    Vote UKIP :-D

  428. 428

    Agree.

    If there is one thing that makes me uncomfortable about Farage, it is about his alleged intention to snuggle up to Le Pen, of whom I have said already that I am not at all sure of, to put it at its lowest. Of course that could be misreporting.

    The policy of my enemy’s enemy is my friend is heavily pregnant with unintended consequences.

    I don’t really know how similar to her father Marine is, one suspects quite a bit.

  429. 429
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    like him or not he is always engaging,dosnt shy from the question or answer them with just whatever bollocks the party line is that week,ala all the others.Breath of fresh air,and yes Flint really is a rancid old c unt.

  430. 430
    dyslexic pedant says:

    Gaol for you then, thicko – you can’t even get your possessives right, never mind missing your pronouns like the amateur pedant there.

  431. 431
    well says:

    One word-
    Weird.

  432. 432
    no i thought not says:

    Do we get a vote?

  433. 433
    Chuck Dickins says:

    I thought ’twas for greasing up their sphinctres before buggering the life out of them for a sixpence.

  434. 434
    An old English person. says:

    Excuse me nurse,I know you don’t speak English or give a fuck but I have drunk all the water out of my flower vase,may I have some water please?

  435. 435
    Owen Jones says:

    Monarchy abolishing private property? Is she a commy?

  436. 436
    Fidelity says:

    Viva la revolución, eh comrade?

  437. 437
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Humble Pie dear Willie, Humble Pie. Listen and learn.

  438. 438
    sweet FA says:

    @SC
    as I have said, if we are self sufficient in Food then everything is different. as things are they be, being reliant on others for food does not seem to be a sensible situation to be in, in these times.
    I would have thought contribution better spent with some whisky appreciation postal service.
    or whiskey ( do you know that the label on Paddy Whiskey is misspelled ?)

  439. 439
    Mycroft says:

    Nigel Farage is not Elmer Gantry nor anything of that ilk.

    Whereas I think Cameron really does have overtones of that character.

    Sometimes a vote for change needs not much more than a settled desire that any change will do.

    There is a need for change, we simply cannot continue like this, the Country is not in good shape financially and psychologically, there are two economies running in parallel today.

    If you are fortunate you will be OK but flooded by unnecessary costs in running a business or you’ll be hammered by PAYE, if you dare show your dissatisfaction by trying to hold on to more of your hard earned the Tax man can now just take it and so even ‘protest’ is now effectively outlawed, with-holding or finding a way of not paying tax is occasionally a moral thing to do, it’s abused for sure, but the right to protest in this matter has been removed, that is a vile state of affairs.

    The ‘Elite’ or as I prefer to call them, the Parasites who skim the cream for little real effort thanks to the network are also fine, I know of one that has in the last 12/13 years made £20m from just skimming various Co’s for topflite jobs, being useless, being found out to be useless and paid to f’ck off and keep his mouth shut, he is happy as a Larry.

    The unfortunate but working are paying the real price, no chance of financial upward mobility, no prospects for grown children to gain the fruits of the expanding economy or that family is weighed down with a rising bill mountain and shrinking budget.

    The unwaged are stuffed totally now, ridiculous low wages because the Gang-masters and the Agencies will chose the lowest paid to get the max return and the shortfall in wages on the lowest paid jobs is made up by the state, that money comes from in large part those in the paragraph just above this.

    There are too many companies that now use the state to make up wages, that has to stop, that will stop.

    The ‘Crime of the Century’ this time around is that when the tax rate dropped to 40% (of which I approve) there was no concomitant reduction in the number of employees that have to gain a state subsidy.

    That was the fault of that genetically cretinous George Osbourne and his idiot pal in No.10

    Lower taxes with less state payments to employees wage bills is the way out of this mess, it allows upward mobility as you get a proper living wage rather than handouts.

    The system, the stupidest and most wasteful system came about from that cancerous festering brain of Gordon ‘Shit-Colour-By-Moonlight’ Brown.

    You want out? I f’cking do…

    So i vote and campaign and try to influence UKIP into stopping the clusterf’ck we’ve endured for nearly 17 years.

  440. 440
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    Once you’ve had black.

  441. 441
    Mi6 says:

    Sponsoring a war criminal as President of the Commission would show how mad, criminal and dangerous the UK government has become

    And a fraudulent gangster to boot…

  442. 442
    Mycroft says:

    That started small but couldn’t stop… :)

  443. 443
    sweet FA says:

    I think about our easy life compared to my parent’s and especially my dad, the war hero, shot, captured, escaped often, captured, beaten, reduced to animal status behind wire. then I compare my life to his and I think; could he have endured the wives I have had to endure ?

  444. 444
    sweet FA says:

    I’ve never really understood phonetics (being from yorkshire) but I do appreciate the use of hard and soft Ds in poetic use, if I may be so bold to say.

  445. 445
    sweet FA says:

    “Ok guys, here it is, right ? we are affirming our Englishness, right now”
    “Ok Boss ”
    “Ok, so go out and affirm your Englishness and tell people what you are for!”
    “Ok Boss”,
    “Off you go, go go go”
    “Ok, er ? what are we doing again ?”
    “You, that is you,(points) are going out into the country and telling people what it is that, never mind , I’ll do it”

  446. 446
    The People's Army (Newark Battalion) says:

    Shhh, Anna is our secret agent.

  447. 447
    We know the BBC is completely bent says:

    Very eloquently put and so true Mycroft.

  448. 448
    Big Ted says:

    Jenrick looks like he belongs with me and Jemima.

  449. 449
    sweet FA says:

    Geordie accent ” Have you seen the P0rn in Twitter ?, I think that shud be be closed down like”

  450. 450
    Milibros Senior says:

    So it ain’t racist to not want white immigrants from Eastern Europe then?

  451. 451
    Milibros Junior Frightening old Lady says:

  452. 452
    Herman van Rumpboy says:

    HAHAHAHAHA !!

  453. 453
    REALITY CHECK says:
  454. 454
    sweet FA says:

    albacore@ I think this came up before on here ?
    the middle English sounds, meaning that the language might have been more ” flowing” in the past, more poetic like, when spoken.
    did anybody compare some middle english ( is that chaucer ? ) I don’t know what i am saying, say a rapper stood up and did the same words as… I need to get out more

  455. 455
    Former Ukip Voter says:

    So, are Ukip going to throw all their toys out of the pram? Are they going to usher in an era of Ed Balls and the destruction of everyone’s savings and pensions?

  456. 456
    jgm2 says:

    I was otherwise occupied in the early days of this blog so obviously missed the saga of Gary. From the tenor of what little I’ve read I believe, as you say, he was the heir apparent to Stoke until Labour hierarchy parachuted in their preferred candidate.

    I have some sympathy in this case for Gary. I assume he’s a local lad who’d put in his time, tramped the streets, posted the flyers, doorstepped the voters etc etc. and on a personal level I agree that these are the type of people who should be selected by their constituency party to be their PPC. I really do. And this holds for all parties. None of this parachuted in nonsense.

    But these local parties have the solution to this shit in their own hands.

    As soon as a parachuted candidate is ‘chosen’ by the likes of Blair or Mandeslon or Cameron or whoever then they should simply down tools. Or, better still, with the cost of printer paper being next to nothing, simply print off 50,000 flyers – one for every home in the constituency, and tell them to vote for Elvis.

    They wont/don’t though. They’d rather Tristram Hunts (Labour/Mandelson’s weekend fling) became an MP rather than one of their own.

  457. 457
    Here is BBC home service says:

    It’s first past the post voting and UKIP is a political party out to try and take control, if Liebour come first , then Liebour win and UKIP try again , if Ed Balls gets in the blame the Liebour braindead for voting Liebour and wrecking everyone’s savings and pensions.

  458. 458
    Dianne Abbott says:

    White people love to play divide and rule.

  459. 459
    Nigel's Vision says:

    Listen to Mr Farage’s interview with Mr Marr that took place this morning to have your answer and his vision for social mobility in Britain

  460. 460
  461. 461
    Mycroft says:

    Very kind, thank you.

    I was going to go on about the psychological foundation for explaining why, despite smears and condemnation, Farage is seemingly untouched by the spouters of vitriol.

    It’s not all charisma, it is in large part something very different to that… and to date it has gone unnoticed by the other parties, but I think I’ll hold on to that one for the time being, no point helping those I despise.

    …again, thanks.
    :)

  462. 462
    Paddy Pantsdown says:

  463. 463
    Unclean says:

  464. 464
    Here is BBC home service says:

    Who cares the Libcraps have done the damage to the country with windmills and global warming taxes, better for them to take a taxi ride to hell.

  465. 465
    Jezza says:

    It’s not colour, it’s culture, you thick twat

  466. 466
    Soubry the hypocrite says:

    Not only worthless, she is a bloody hypocrite as well…

    She complains about her “racist” constituents yet is happy to employ racists herself, and then defend them what caught out !

    That is mind blowing hypocrisy and rank arrogance.

    She deserves to go.

    From wiki.

    Slavery row[edit]
    In July 2010, Soubry was criticised for employing a member of Nottingham Conservative Future, for three months, who in 2008 had faced a police probe after holding up a banner calling for the return of slavery.[23][24] The man, who was 20 at the time and president of the University of Nottingham Conservative Association. Soubry said she was aware of his background but he had made a full apology and “regretted doing something so stupid”.[24]

  467. 467
    jgm2 says:

    They do. But when I lived in Fucking Scotland I used to get a cheque every year for about £2.37 for the footprint of the various power lines/poles across moi land. Just as I now get down here in Sunny Sussex for the footprints of the power cables/poles across moi land.

  468. 468
    On the ground in Broxtowe says:

    She has a teeny weeny majority of 389 votes from her racist and bigoted constituents.

    I doubt she will around in 2015 to spew her vile bile much longer.

    From speaking to a number of her constituents they find her extremely aloof, arrogant and frankly disinterested.

    Some even said she is so lefty you would think she was a labour MP.

    Her latest gaff and outburst calling her constituents racists will not go down well at all.

  469. 469
    Anonymous says:

    Saying he was Muslim would be racist.

  470. 470
    Mycroft says:

    A spent force in politics, both Ashdown and the LibDems, PA should know more than most that to win any battle you have to define your own goals and stick to them and only relinquish the objective if you plan a retreat, otherwise it’s a rout.

    The Clegg creature was in retreat and it very quickly became a rout as the Tories made them lose their objectives and as a bonus their objectivity.

    The old fool has forgotten the principles of combat and readiness himself, for example where was Ashdown when Clegg backed down over Student Loans?

    The point about having an ‘old guard’ is that they have a role, they should be presenting a view from a position of experience, he deserted this role, he is in part to blame for the LibDems fall from grace and favour.

    He’s a failure.

  471. 471
    A1 says:

    Thing about Luciana Berger is that she is an Is rael Firster and ex-director of Labour Friends of Is rael and therefore shouldn’t be in British Government at all, nor should the sum membership of the * Friends of Is rael clubs
    (because no one would support an apartheid despot supremacist racist colony of religious extremists holding the world record of going against UN resolutions unless they were amoral corrupt slime or beyond incompetently ignorant of the sheer quantity of crimes against humanity and bigotry happening there on a daily basis.)

  472. 472
    jgm2 says:

    Stupid c*unt.

    Albert Schweitzer characterised Africa as the ‘white man’s burden’

    He devoted his life to bringing the white man’s medicine to Africa and still gets fuck all thanks. 25 or so years ago I was looking for oil in Gabon and swung by Lambarene overnight and spent the evening in the company of a particularly lovely Peace Corp girl. As a white bloke my genes were very welcome in Gabon although I was in no mood to share them around, whatt with AIDS being at the height of it’s powers.

    With air travel so cheap I have yet to hear of a single ‘African American’ for the past 100 years who has abandoned the US to return to Africa. If I was an African I’d be fucking furious that my ancestors hadn’t lived closer to the coast so that the arabs could have sold them to the whites.

  473. 473
    Anonymous says:

    Jenrick has got nothing in common with the good people of Newark apart from hating the place.

    Why on earth would they want to vote for him ?

    All the chat on twitter is that it’s a very close race and UKIP have come up very strong, With the polls being way out and under reporting their vote share just like in Eastleigh….

    Anyone would think the polling companies are paid to under report UKIP….

  474. 474
    Anonymous says:

    Why are black people allowed to call each other nig$$r as a term of endearment, but white people are not ?

    That’s racism and hypocrisy against white people at the same time.

  475. 475
  476. 476
    Anonymous says:

    Zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  477. 477
    Inshalllllllllla says:

    Jihadi January ?

    Mohammad Monday ?

    Sharia Sunday ?

    Tower Hamlets Tuesday ?

  478. 478
    Anonymous says:

    Let’s be fair, Ed is hardly going to utter the one word that defines himself and Labour and which is on everybody’s lips as soon as they see or hear Ed… Is he…

    C. U. N. T.

  479. 479
    Anonymous says:

    A very good interview.

    Readers should watch it on catch up if they missed it.

  480. 480
    sweet FA says:

    England, the jewel in India’s Crown

  481. 481
    True or False????? says:

    THE REAL REASON CAMERON WANTS TO HOLD A REFERENDUM IN 2017.

    Between 1st November 2014 and 31st March 2017 the Lisbon treaty and the others will be fully in operation and the right of Parliament to legislate over us in 43 areas (the important ones) will be removed and be made subject to approval, by a majority vote of the lying undemocratic and unelected EU. One of these 43 areas is the withdrawal of a member state. Basically after March 31st 2017, even if we did vote to leave the EU in a referendum, the EU would still have to vote in favour of it.

  482. 482
    T D Uswanquor says:

    … and kindly indicate to whom you are referring. Makes it easier for us to follow your point – such as it is.

  483. 483
    T D Uswanquor says:

    Used to be Whitehall 1212.

  484. 484
    T D Uswanquor says:

    Something fishy etc….

    Billingsgate fish market (if that still exists – it’s a long time since I passed that way).

  485. 485
    T D Uswanquor says:

    That Hippobird is the real expert at this as it has also learned to roll its eyes upwards whilst drawling.

    Takes years of evolution to get to that stage.

  486. 486

    I don’t know why you’re telling us this. They’re the ones that need to hear your message.

    btw is peace corp the privatised version?

  487. 487
    T D Uswanquor says:

    What he meant was: We need a better level of intoxication.

  488. 488
    T D Uswanquor says:

    No no no! The correct way is to do it very slowly, step by step – thus:

    a. count the fingers on one hand = 5? Correct.
    b. Now count down from 10 on the other hand: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6.

    Now add the two together 6+5 = 11

    Basic maths for dummies.

  489. 489

    Is this the latest Lemon Party made up factoid?

  490. 490
    T D Uswanquor says:

    He’s been locked in a spare room with his piano by the monstrous buildy burgers.

  491. 491
    World traveller says:

    Why not? In multicultural Malaysia they have lots of holidays for the different religions/races, but the people are sensible enough to cover for each other when one lot or the other are having a day or two off. This is reciprocated by the other lot when it is their turn to have a few days off. All of which is fine and dandy and everybody is happy with these arrangements.

    But the whole country does not shut down en masse every time there is some ‘celebration’ or other for one group or another.

  492. 492
    T D Uswanquor says:

    Any country that “negotiates” a free trade agreement with America needs its negotiators to be strung up to the nearest tree (or a convenient lamp post should one be available). There is always only one winner for these things.

  493. 493
    T D Uswanquor says:

    She already lives in sheltered accommodation. You ever tried getting through those gates?

  494. 494
    T D Uswanquor says:

    Utter bollocks. There is NOTHING to prevent us just telling the EU to fuck off as we walk away from it all. All we need is determined leadership to make the point that we have all had enough of their unchallenged shit which seems to be ever more loaded on to our heads..

    Most treaties are not worth the paper they are printed on – especially if circumstances change over time. Once we start the walk out, there is a good chance that others will follow suit and decide they too have had enough of this untrammelled out of control commie authoritarianism.

    What are they going to do about it? Invade? Blockade the sea lanes? Stamp their little feet and skweem? They will very early on note the absence of our 55 million quid a day.

    FFS wake up and smell the coffee!! There is a big wide world out there with whom we can happily trade and continue to have warm relations. We really do not need the EU in our lives any more.

  495. 495
  496. 496
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Berger has got through 15 staff members. I bet she has!! But I would have thought a lass like that would have a helluva lot more notches on her knickers.

  497. 497
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Good point, this website is not available in Africa.

  498. 498
    Oh dear says:

    Is that prick Timmis trying to use this to raise his profile?

  499. 499
    Yay! says:

    It is forbidden and completely unjust to suggest that the Labour party is full of incompetent, deceitful, slimy careerists.

  500. 500
    Stall_Survey says:

    All surveys are biased. This one depends on how you put the question.
    The euro-skeptics have been divided down the middle by splitting the important “leave” question into two.
    Everyone knows that reforms eventually get overridden by Brussels anyway – so really if you do not like the EU it will never, ever get any better – only considerably worse.

  501. 501
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    People who have a high turn over of personal staff are firstly ambitious and secondly usually quite successful financially.

    Ms Berger needs watching carefully methinks.

  502. 502
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Yo, dude!

  503. 503
    Morme1985 says:

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    my neighbor’s step-aunt makes $61 /hour on the computer . She has been fired for 9 months but last month her paycheck was $16411 just working on the computer for a few hours. Check This Out

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  504. 504
    ed milliband peoples representitive of somewhere up north i have to visit every now and again says:

    it’s from the daily mash and has 250 thousand followers

  505. 505
    The Critic says:

    I vote for a mouldy cheeseburger – far more presentable and a sight more useful than your turd of the week competition applicants above.

  506. 506
    Conrad says:

    What is council tax? A tax on the right to ‘own’ your house. Fail to pay it for long enough and see how securely held in law your property rights really are.
    Remember when the Child Support Agency was set up? Court mandated child support arrangements overturned at the stroke of a pen without hearing or appeal by some low level functionary charged with saving the Guvmunt some money?

  507. 507
    TreatmeRuffley says:

    She can’t have a worse record than Guido’s erstwhile favourite David Brent…aka David Ruffley?
    If she does…don’t tell Ruffley as he might get really angry then!

  508. 508
    Anonymous says:

    As an ex Captain of a Whaling Fleet – see the upcoming Documentary I would take issue with your thoughts re: throwing fish back in the sea.

    Animal welfare issues apart if you didn’t these fish could end up in Micro wave meals for sale at Lidl or Aldi.

    We must protect the public from substandard quality at all times.

    That is Waitroses raison d’etre.

    We have in the past however introduced the British Public to the delights and benefits of BSE of course.

    p.s. I enjoy sucking the odd Fishermans friend and so do many of my fellow fishermen. They are wasted on the young.


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