May 27th, 2014

Like Brown, Ed Picks His Nose on Camera

The Son of Brown has picked up another excellent tip from his political patriarch – having a good dig up his nose in public. Though in a sign of how much progress Labour has made since the last election, at least Ed attempted to mask his nasal mining with a tissue.

The bad news is he still went for it in front of the TV cameras. Having blown his nose, he returns for a good explore. Whatever happened to the party’s hunt for a new broadcasting expert?


139 Comments

  1. 1
    Green Greeny says:

    Juicy

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  2. 2
    The British media are cunts says:

    But only UKIP bogies are bad.

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    • 62
      i am bacon says:

      r u span ,de,ballet. kensington in alley behind me royal albert.

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    • 119
      The Growler says:

      Here we go again, get Teddy Boy, OK Teddy seems to accident prone but it is getting boring ragging Teddy, the Master has comanded it but the problem is not Teddy, it’s Nige and his pals, determined to wreck the existing order, have you explained to Master how things are or is backing both the Conners and UKip now just to be on the winning side.

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    • 137
      BBC Milibandwagon says:

      You’re all racists now.

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  3. 3
    SleeplessInKirkcaldy says:

    But did he eat it?

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  4. 5
    Thick as a Plank says:

    “Man picks nose”. Guido’s always there with the important issues. You’re either behind him or you’ve got your finger up an orifice.

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  5. 6
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Bash Ed day eh? Worried he might become the next Prime Minister? So the smears start now.

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    • 10
      Lefties are a hoot says:

      Worrried he might become the next Prime Minister?

      Yep, that’s exactly what the results have shown.

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    • 11
      OxfordSimon says:

      How can you smear someone by showing the truth?

      A smear is only smear when it is a lie or a complete misrepresentation.

      This happened. It is not the end of the world. But after a week of very, very poor press management, it only feeds into the growing narrative of how unelectable Miliband Jr. is.

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    • 12
      Ed Waddock-Hunt says:

      “The smears start now”? Where have you been the last 4 years? The man is a complete weirdo, he deserves all the smearing he gets. Smear the weirdo all you like. He will never be PM anyway.

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    • 17
      Norm Normal says:

      When he stops handing out ammunition we will stop firing.

      How can you not see what a vacuous oxygen thief this guy is?

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    • 21
      Borrow our way out a debt crisis says:

      Every day is bash Millibrain on here, mate. You weren’t looking for considered political comment were you

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    • 55
      JH326y34523435432 says:

      You think Ed’s press coverage is bad now?

      You wait until the run-up to the general election. He is going to have a new arsehole torn for him every morning, and then in the afternoon that arsehole is going to get a new arsehole torn in it.

      Merciless, relentless scrutiny with endless repeats of his inevitable gaffes and hall-of-mirror-style photos & videos.

      No amount of soft soap, underarm-questions, say-what-you-like-as-long-as-you-like BBC coverage will save him.

      Balls won’t be able to hide any more either. He’ll have to blink his way though trying to convince us that he’ll know what the fuck he is doing this time.

      I can’t wait.

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    • 69
      Socialism is theft says:

      Is that why there were so many coordinated attacks by the media against Farage?

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    • 85
      CBA says:

      I am terrified that this guy might become PM. He can’t even organise his own campaign. He has been shooting at an open goal for years and what’s the score? 1-1 at best! Labour are at the bottom of the table out front of the Tories on goal difference (seats won) but just behind on points (votes).

      The football analogy dies here but I can tell you that Ed is not fit to be PM, he may well be a nice bloke, he might even have some nice policies but I haven’t seen any except those that make someone else responsible for the fecklessness of others. His big problem is, he can not lead. I can not see any one follow him anywhere, I can’t even see anyone following him to the pub

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      • 90
        M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

        He’ll be no more in charge than dough-boy Kim Jong-un is in charge of the utopia which is North Korea. McCluskey, his henchmen, ex-girlfriends and assorted leftard nutters will be running the show.

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    • 134
      Olympus Mongs says:

      Nothing smears worse than plastic loo roll. Honestly, it’s great for divers and such like, but not for us on dry land.

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  6. 7
    Dave Cameroon says:

    It’s best to get rid of the “green crap”

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  7. 9
    ed milliband peoples representitive of somewhere up north i have to visit every now and again says:

    maybe he’ll find several billion pounds to pay for his election pledges

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  8. 13
    They should have hired this David Axelrod says:

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  9. 16

    Vote UKIP :-)

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    • 39
      Valkrey Schinders list boy in stripe pyjama's the reader says:

      After all these revisionist movies showing wartime Germans as largely nice folk we’ll end up paying them fuckers reparations soon.

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  10. 18
    Ed The Weirdo Son of Brown The Weirdo. says:

    I amth noth listhening to the electorate. No referendthum! Papa B.liar saysth No!

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  11. 19
    Diane Abbott says:

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  12. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Snot nice

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  13. 25
    Winston says:

    Ed baiting is getting boring. When was the last time Guido had a proper dig a Cameron? Or has he done a deal like the Guardian?

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  14. 26

    He seems to prefer it to bacon

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  15. 27
    Nick Clegg says:

    Fuck austerity,I’m going for broke.

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  16. 29
    the wolfs lair beer garden says:

    Ed the lying pick it

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  17. 30
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Apparently most of the problems in Tower Hamlets were caused by someone asking if the local mosque could be converted into a community centre.

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  18. 31
    Scameron's all heart says:

    UK taxpayers are spending £30million-a-year sending child benefit to families who live abroad across the European Union.
    David Cameron has admitted it is ‘impossible’ to stop the cash being exported each year by migrant workers whose families are spread across the continent. But in the wake of the UKIP triumph in the European and local elections, he faces growing pressure from Tory MPs to act now, with calls for a bar on claiming welfare for up to five years after arriving in Britain.

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    • 33
      Vince Cable says:

      When did they let you back out of the lunatic asylum? When I was in the army it was all about tea and medals.

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  19. 34
    Nigel Farago says:

    Ed’s message to all those traditional Labour supporters in Rotherham, Doncaster and Thurrock who are flirting with UKIP appears to be “Stuff you all. We know you’ll vote for us at the General Election.”

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  20. 36
    Anonymous says:

    Can any one let me know what position Tony Blair holds within our UK government at present? I just wondered why he is using our bbc , paid for by the people for fear of imprisonment, and spouting off as if he is still in power! There are quite a few other adjectives I’d like to use about this egotistical megalomaniac but being a ukip supporter, I’m too kind to air them on this media. Tony should no that all ukip supporters did was vote Ukip. We didn’t bomb or kill persons not in our country, and we also never racked up a huge debt for our children to pay off. I suggest he crawls back into his very rich residences and just fucus off for good.

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  21. 40
    A lying two-faced paranoid bully, economic illiterate and sanctimonious shithead says:

    I STILL agree with Nick! – ooh – that’s a big one I’ve hooked out – look nurse!

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  22. 42
    Camp David says:

    Think. I got away with it. No one has mentioned gayer marriage for ages, hallelujah.

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    • 44
      Lucifur Ratman says:

      As always, suitable terms can be arranged.

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      • 45
        Brown Girl In The Ring says:

        I’m sorry but that is just gibberish mate.

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        • 129
          Butt Ocky says:

          “In the ring”??

          Oh shyte, I always thought it was “in the rain”. I wondered why she didn’t come in out of it!

          Must be I no longer spik ingrish.

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  23. 46
    James Sykes says:

    One of his advisers told him their were polyps up there,dozy twat thought they said policies

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  24. 49
    Brrrrrrrrrrrap! says:

    Must be serious if they’re not commenting. Usually they’ll say if it’s for drugs, behaviour on set, etc.

    EastEnders star Khali Best has been suspended from the soap for three months, it has been revealed. Details of exactly why the actor, who recently won the National Television Award for best newcomer, has been reprimanded are yet to be revealed. “Khali Best has been suspended from EastEnders for three months. We will not comment any further on this matter,” said a spokesman.

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    • 52
      BBC leftist agenda says:

      He was heard to have said the unutterable words —

      “You know that Farage bloke isn’t 100% terrible…”

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      • 54
        Brrrrrrrrrrrap! says:

        Give the BBC bashing a rest. The actress who’s played Dot Cotton for the last 29 years is a Tory and the late Wendy Richard was a Tory too.

        Richard was a supporter of the Conservative Party. During the premiership of Margaret Thatcher, Richard was a frequent and conspicuous supporter of Thatcher’s policies and accomplishments. At one point the EastEnders scriptwriters gave Richard a script in which P*uline Fowler launched into a tirade against Thatcher, and Richard refused to perform it.

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendy_richard#Personal_life

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        • 75
          ex BBC watcher says:

          Not surprisingly she has died now.

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        • 78
          A person says:

          Unlike most people in the acting profession, look at Blair for instance, she was a very principled lady.

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        • 94
          Wellard says:

          And Barbara Windsor.

          Although Tory actors and comedians don’t feel the need bang on about their political allegiences all the time, like the leftwits do

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    • 53
      Sue Denim says:

      He’s been caught eating non-halal burgers.

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      • 64
        Ed Fatliner says:

        Non-nasal burgers!

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      • 95
        Your handy guide to the religion of p!ss says:

        Non-halal bogies. You have to say a prayer to Allah as you pull it out of your nose, otherwise gobbling it is haram. And not just any prayer “Please, Allah, don’t let anyone see me scoffing my bogies, not during ramadan.” That’s no good. It has to be a proper prayer of thanks, like this: “Please let this one be really big and juicy with crunchy bts in it, Allah.”

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  25. 50
    Red Ed The Plasticine Chump says:

    Is he or is he not, is Red Ed a product of Aaardman Animation.

    Time for the truth? Sad of course if he does exist, surely this cannot be a real person!

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  26. 57

    Real hard labour, innit? Pick, lick. roll and flick!!

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  27. 58
    David Axlegrease says:

    I’d rather we keep the boogie and throw away Red Ed.

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  28. 59

    He is picking up the pieces from Thursday.

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  29. 60
    Not in my name says:

    Looks and behaves exactly to type: socially inept arrogant lefty academic with no grip on how the real world works.

    Never listens.

    Even less able than Gordon Brown to hold high office.

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  30. 61
    We paid for her anonymity and new life says:

    So this is what an accomplice to murder gets.

    Maxine Carr marries new boyfriend – who is ‘absolutely besotted with her’ despite her shameful past

    Carr, 37, is said to have worn a £2,000 ivory dress for the ceremony
    She was jailed in 2003 for giving Soham murderer Ian Huntley a false alibi
    On her release in 2004 she was given a new identity and anonymity for life
    Wedding guests enjoyed three-course breakfast banquet and sparkling wine

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2640135/Maxine-Carr-weds-new-boyfriend-absolutely-besotted-despite-past.html#ixzz32vpTzjzL
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

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  31. 65
    Ed's bogie says:

    So glad to be out of that weirdo’s nose. “Costh of living cwiswith” day after fucking day. Boy did I laugh when he didn’t know the cost of his shopping. I’m currently stuck to a tissue in wastepaper basket and life is grand. Thought glad the bastard might eat me.

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  32. 68

    There is a word for it: rhinotillexis.

    For those who proceed to feast on the extractions, there is a word for that too: mucophagy.

    The English language is a wonderful thing. At times.

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  33. 70
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Poking his nose into things.

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    • 73
      Axle Grease says:

      This story is crap. He uses a handkerchief.

      How about following up the story about the UKIP guy getting stabbed in Accrington?

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  34. 71
    James O'Bottom says:

    Baffled as to why some individuals in some daft soap opera voting Tory proves a point!! The BBC is left-wing there is incontrovertible evidence to prove this. Even polls conducted among their staff prove it.

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  35. 72
    BBC person says:

    He’s going to make a fine Prime Minister

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    • 88
      Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

      Pigs seen flying over the BBC in media city, sounds of shotguns on the bridge over the river Irwell but the seagulls are marking the gunners positions crapping on them.

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  36. 76
    I'm sorry I haven't a cluedo says:

    Nick Clegg in the library with a revolver?

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    • 89
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Take note please Mr Anthony Blair – the British Public and many millions of dead innocents around the world need you to step up to the plate and do the right thing.

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      • 98
        Anon & will still be Voting for UKIP ORG says:

        Please take Note Bliar that many friends of Nigel want to restore
        the Act of Treason PDQ

        And for this Law to have the power for retrospective action back

        to the date the original act was amended then abolished…….

        Hope that helps Bliar as the noose tightens around his neck

        day by day………

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  37. 81
    the wolfs lair beer garden says:

    Miliband miner

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  38. 82
    Oh, really? says:

    Nasal mining. Or a man in search of a policy.

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  39. 83
    Dr Llareggub says:

    Ed is fracking and will cause an earthquake

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  40. 84
    Anonymous says:

    It is rumoured that Miliband recently underwent an arse transplant. It failed – the arse rejected him.

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  41. 87
    Anonymous says:

    Perhaps his hooter became clogged with all that sniffing he does.Perhaps Pick TV could do a survey.

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  42. 91
    Anon & will still be Voting for UKIP ORG says:

    And tonights Primrose Hill Nuevo Cuisine is

    Dippy Red Ed’s Bogey Pie with lashings of

    very thick green slimy regurgitate flem gravy & of course

    topped off with Halal Fag*gots ……..

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  43. 92
    Bosun Higgs says:

    The boy stood in the witness box
    Picking his nose like fury
    Rolling it into little balls
    And flicking them at the jury

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  44. 99
    David Axlegrease says:

    NEVER SAY NEVER, YOU DUNDERHEAD !!!

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  45. 104

    His hero, Leon Trotsky, had an ice pick.

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  46. 106
    No joke.... says:

    Still counting in Northern Ireland……

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    • 113
      the wolfs lair beer garden says:

      The bodies under gerry adamss patio?

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    • 114
      Ed Twelvety Balls says:

      Good job I volunteered to help out then, isn’t it? Must admit, I had to take my shoes and socks off when I got past eleventeen and the room cleared shortly after that.

      Seven, Forty, Umpteen, Twelve… oh, now I’ve lost Count!

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  47. 116
    bacongate says:

    Yay! It’s teatime and Guido is showing a bogie man story.

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  48. 126
    Fabians and paid trolls are Evil says:

    Wrong Wrong Wrong! He is NOT picking his nose – he is in fact refilling his brain with Gordon’s bogies.

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  49. 135
    Necrophiliac Dating Agency-Just Where Do They Dig These People Up From? says:

    I pick my Nose, my Bum, my Ties, the Time and the Place. Butt not necessarily in that order.

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  50. 138
    Anonymous says:

    “Whatever happened to the party’s hunt for a new broadcasting expert?”
    Rumour has it they found one, whose hobby was potholing. He was last seen peering up one of Ed’s nostrils, and curiously Ed has been plagued by a maddening ticking sensation ever since.

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Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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