May 27th, 2014

Ed in Thurrock: Labour Councillor Faces Benefit Fraud Charges

As if there weren’t already enough rakes to step on for Ed Miliband in Thurrock, a local Labour councillor has been charged with benefit fraud ahead of his trip today. Clare Baldwin has represented Labour on Thurrock council since 2011, this month she appeared in court charged with making dishonest representations so as to obtain housing and council tax benefit, allegedly dishonestly claiming more than £2,640. Labour have suspended Baldwin while she contests the charge, though Guido is told she still sits in the Labour group. Let’s hope no one brings this up this afternoon…


  1. 1
    what a gay dave says:

    Who the fuck voted for the lib dems?

    I know they didn’t get many votes but I can’t work out why they got any

  2. 2

    Is eating a bacon sarnie the same as pork barrelling politics?

  3. 3
    lescrompsblogg says:

    Tony Blair will sort things out for Ed,he’s such a trusted voice,…………..oh look a flying pig

  4. 4
    what a gay dave says:

    I dont think tony blair has much credibility to be honest

  5. 5
    Ed Balls says:

    Ed Balls

  6. 6
    Labour Alfwit says:

    Ed will be here soon.

  7. 7
    Macdoom says:

    Is Miliband cursed?

  8. 8
    Mad Franky Hollande says:

    What’s this got to do with Labour benefit fraud?

    We simply cannot trust Labour with government. Whether it’s personal scamming or widespread waste, they hose our money on housing benefits and have pledged to reverse welfare reform.

  9. 9
    You couldn't make it up says:

    Interesting how the “Leaders” are busy today trying to be seen.

    Maybe they should hibernate until they can offer the public something better than soundbites and photo opportunities.

  10. 10
    The two Muppets says:

    Milliband ,what a grade A plonker . Can you imagine him strutting around
    on the world stage with his bag carrier Ed Bollox .

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    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    It’s only a matter of time until the Oxford Dictionary adds Milliband under “disaster” related words – “nonstarter”

  12. 12
    bergen says:

    I’ reminded of Willie Whitelaw’ accusation of Labour “stirring up apathy”.

  13. 13
    Dianne Abbot says:

    I need a rake to clean up the mess after trimming my bush.

  14. 14
    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    That picture isn’t very diverse! Where’s the chicken shop / mosque like we have in Tower Hamlets.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Spe’aking of pork, I see the Religion of Pi5s has declared J1had on Cadbury. No, really:

    Notwithstanding the practicalities of declaring war on a bar of Dairy Milk, why should the Malaysians be able to freely check for non-H@lal products yet we are unable to check for H@lal?

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    James O'Bottom says:

    Oh this is so funny you really couldn’t make it up!

  18. 18
    Tony B.liar & chums want to make loadsa in Europe says:

    Is that the ugly dyke that works for the BBC?

  19. 19
    Tony B.liar & chums want to make loadsa in Europe says:

    Stay IN Europe. Loadsa money for me!

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    Ohthisbloodypc says:

    Clare Baldwin sounds like she should start in a Channel 4 reality documentary.

    “But it’s about to get worse for Clare. Ed Miliband is coming to visit.”

  21. 21
    what a gay dave says:

    Not much- but that’s the first time I’ve ever had the first post :)

  22. 22
    The British media are cunts says:

    Unless she’s UKIP there is little chance of Nick Robinson, Norman Smith or Michael Crick bringing the subject up.

  23. 23
    Sally Bercow says:

    Hanging out with Paddy the tinker #drenchio ** innocent face**

  24. 24
    Wah wah pedal says:

    If party leaders only appeared in public for something worthwhile and not photo opportunities then that there’d be an increase in benefit claims owing to rickets…

  25. 25
    Nick Clegg says:

    I’d like to slip her one !

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    Nigel Farage says:

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    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    Pork in chocolate though, they have a point…

  28. 28
    Wah wah pedal says:

    We don’t need DNA samples to know that Jonah’s 44 year old love child is following in daddy’s footsteps.

  29. 29
    The only Country in Europe not to have its own paliament is England says:

    This little Piggy has Roast beef in its Trough this little piggy had none because all the corrupt politicians had eaten the bloody lot

  30. 30
    Ed Miliband says:

    I agree with Nick, I am going nowhere!

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    GM = Gammonically Modified? ;-)

  32. 32
    Liblabcon says:

    We’re all in it together.

  33. 33
    Wah wah pedal says:

    I’m all for it – lovely!

  34. 34
    Tower Hamletistan says:

    Vote Rigging is in our blood innit!

  35. 35
    Socialism is theft says:

    Pigs fly straight into Miliband’s mouth.

  36. 36
    Ratfur luhman's co beneficiary, the principled B.liar says:

    White Dee turns down FOUR jobs saying one was ‘dull’ and ‘being on my feet eight hours a day would be tiring’ as she is finally investigated over fitness to work

    Read more:
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    yuk says:


  38. 38
    Breaking News says:

    Some bloke who took the country to war on a big fat lie resulting in the deaths of thousands of civillians says Ukip are nasty people. And now heres harry with the weather.

  39. 39
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Clare Baldwin does for smiling what Ed does for bacon bap eating.
    Did she go to the same charm school as Gordon Brown?

  40. 40
    Jimmy says:

    You are Cherie Booth and I claim my 5 pounds!

  41. 41
    Socialism is theft says:

    No that is Clare Balding who is overdue a visit from the Dambusters.

  42. 42
    Red Ed. says:

    “I have listened and understand. Let’s have more of the same”.

  43. 43
    White Dee says:

    I turn out four jobs a day.big one’s as well.

  44. 44
    Adenoidal mong says:

    Ed’s just explained why we must remain in Europe in three or four lines.
    He’s convinced me ….

    …….my bollocks he has. Useless turd

  45. 45
    Adenoidal mong says:

    Ed’s just explained why we must remain in Europe in three or four lines.
    He’s convinced me ….

    …….my bollocks he has. Useless sod

  46. 46

    Could H@rry can give us any tips for the Derby this year?

    After all, he picked the party who came third in the Euros.

  47. 47
    Its not Clegg stupid ! says:

    The media narrative appears to be that the Lib Dems lost so drastically because of the Clegg effect. Their answer is a change of leader. The truth is its what clegg stands for which the voters rejected ie fully tying his colours to the EU. A change of leader preaching the same message will result in the same outcome.

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    Anonymous says:

    or Thurrock Labour Councillor Aaron Kielly who only bothers to turn up every 6 months and does no ward work whatsoever or Thurrock Labour Councillor Terry Hipsey who doesn’t even live in Thurrock or Essex, he lives 100 miles away in Norfolk.

  49. 49
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Why the fuck doesn’t he divert to Tower Hamlets instead where they STILL haven’t restarted the count?

    The election was 5 days ago, FFS. Seriously, London is an embarrassment to Banana Republics.

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    Dave "nasty and dim" Cameron says:

    Hmm.. a patch of countryside.. don’t worry, my multimillonaire pals’ bulldozers will crush it in a jiffy and it’ll be covered in homes for immigrants come suppertime!


  51. 51
    Roger Helmer says:

    Rolf Harris has been singing Jake the peg in the court room.! Dear God is there no shame

  52. 52
    Keyboard Illegal-Warrior says:

    Despite the fuss they make about Pyser, Labour allowed Cadbury(‘s) to closw Bourneville et al, ship the work abroad and be bought by US Kraft foods. Who cares about it now?

  53. 53
    Socialism is theft says:

    Where the BBC are concerned Labour have a protective coating around them that keeps them off the radar. It is called bias.

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    Adenoidal mong says:

    He’s making an impassioned speech. He reminds me of one of those days at school when you had a teacher rabbiting on and on and on, and you had absolutely fuck all interest in what he was saying because he couldn’t grab the attention….and on and on. Mental torture, never ending monotonous tone……hell n Earth…please make him stop….fuck, I could slash my wrists …..Jesus, stop please….

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    I love lezzas says:

    Not Dykebusters?

  56. 56
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    If you want that Clare Baldwin look buy the new giant powder puff from JML.
    Shove it in your face and It will apply all your make up in one go.

  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    Grays town centre – spot the white face. The hairdressers used to have signs saying No Whites – African hair styles only.

  58. 58
    Fat slug Dave (where's my brown trousers)? says:

    Hear, hear!

  59. 59
    Judge Dredd says:

    Getting back to the extra leg Mr Harris can you enlighten us some more where you put it?

  60. 60
    Not in my name says:

    Can you manage a coughing fit?

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    Difficult question,BBC pulled the plug!

  62. 62
    Adenoidal mong says:

    Bbc News express surprise why they ‘lost the line’ when a Polish immigrant was giving Mong Ed some rather awkward questions to answer….
    Yeah fucking right.

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    They are all crooks

  64. 64
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    That’s why you have come back on the Radar, your scared your will lose a lot of money, networking the name of the game or is it just money.

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    Lord Pantsdown of Nobrain-sub-Human says:

    I think most people appreciate that Nick Clegg is a wonderful leader doing a wonderful job under very difficult circumstances, rightly taking Britain forwards into closer union with Europe. That the British public don’t yet agree with this is just proof that we’re not getting our message across. Or that 92% of the public are very thick, I’m not sure.

    My name is Paddy Pantsdown and I was once very nearly important. I must leave now, as there are still several hours of daylight left in which I can find people to smirk at.

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    Tony B£air, the people's millionaire says:

    I’m not!

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    OMG Labour are complete shit says:

    Ed is worse than that.
    It’s like listening to the deputy head boy of the sixth form.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    You guys need to tune in to Radio 5. Richard Bacon (a hard core lefty) has a studio full of other lefties (including a cuunt yank) who are all telling ‘us’ that we must accept mass immigration and that mass immigration is good for the country so you are all racists if you oppose immigration.

    All sense of impartiality gone from the BBC.

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    Anonymous says:

    Hahaha. The BBC didn’t like the look of how that live feed was heading. so they pulled it.

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Interesting what she was saying on UKIP and interesting what she said about she wasn’t worried as there will be more opportunities to get voted in, soon after that someone pulled the plug .

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    Anonymous says:

    She was a local Labour candidate in the recent election-she lost.

  72. 72
    Fishy says:

    In KL, the Percy Pigs that they sell in M&S are clearly labelled ‘not halal’.

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    ? says:

    Where those questions about the rent arrears Ed’s dad fucked off without paying in 1940?

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    Simple Ed says:

    There are no simple solutions…I’m simple Ed I plough on ahead.

    In other news:
    My name is Clegg….I plough on ahead…ps no change in leader necessary.

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    The Blessed Margaret says:

    They don’t make politician’s like that any more. I miss my Willy

  76. 76
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    They have had a peek at the runes and found they won’t have to long to get their message out, so they are going for P45 time.

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    Immigration - the non-sustainable solution to a non-existent problem says:

    They’ll build thousands of extra homes

    – then suddenly realise they forgot to bring in the extra schools, the extra GPs, the extra hospital beds, the extra road capacity etc, etc …

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    The first one of the LibLabCon to eject their present leader will be the first one to gain some inoculation against the huge opprobrium that all these parties will otherwise face in 2014 against UKIP.

    A bit late for the Ides of March but they should start all sharpening their daggers now. Go for it!

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    Labour are cunts says:

    That now makes it how many Labour MPs/councillors/members who’ve been investigated/charged/convicted?

    Labour: they’re a party of convictions.

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    nell says:

    The beeb can’t lose what it doesn’t have. Impartiality, honesty, balance, quality of programme etc have long ceased to be associated with anything the biased beeb turns out. Why would anyone be interested in watching or listening to it? !!

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    Adenoidal mong says:

    Oooh, I see a black out again now the’s a referendum question

  82. 82
    joolz says:

    Looks like my view of the Oresundbron

  83. 83
    Bog standard lefty funded by Tory head-office says:

    That’s a dickheadophobic remark.

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    Scrawny Norman says:

    I certainly won’t mention anything about
    this Labour councillor facing benefit fraud charges.
    My tongue will be too firmly rammed up Ed’s arse.

  85. 85
    Tony Bliar says:

    If I was still Labour leader, I’d arrange for Nigel to take a walk in the woods. Because that’s just the kind of murderous, evil c-unt I am. What is important is.

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    Simple Ed says:

    Eating bacon sandwiches is not what politics is about…people don’t care about it.

    Public says:
    If it eats like a plonker and looks like a plonker, it probably is a plonker.

    PS why don’t you trust us with a referendum?

  87. 87
    The Critic says:

    Ed Miliband wanted to be remembered so he commissioned a special postage stamp which was to carry his picture. He instructed his people to design it, stressing that it should be of international quality.

    The stamps were duly released and he was delighted. However, within a few days of release of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and this made him very annoyed.

    He ‘phoned the stamp makers and ordered them to investigate the matter. They checked out the problem by visiting several post offices, and then they reported back him.

    Their report said, ‘There is nothing wrong with the quality of the stamp. The problem is people are spitting on the wrong side.’

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    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    You can kill a taxi driver and get a job at the BBC you can snort cocaine off a ladyboys buttocks and get a job at the BBC.
    Dare to criticise immigration then you’re Clegg(toast)

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    Nick Clegg: I had sex with ‘coquettish’ Cable, but not before he was 58.

  91. 91
    Mr Clifford says: … – This is Jake the Peg by the way. He sung this in court. The balls on this guy.

  92. 92
    Benny Fitz-cheat says:

    Nor am I, and nor is Clare!

  93. 93
    String Vest says:

    Lefties don’t like it when roles are reversed.

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    Mascarpone or mask a pony?

  95. 95
    Anonymous says:

    Blair v Farage

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    Nick Clegg says:

    I’m Jake the Peg…. diddle-liddle-liddle-ing…

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    This is what happens when the septics get involved. Have you seen what they have for breakfast? Bacon with pancakes and maple syrup. Its not a big leap to bacon coated in chocolate for them.

  99. 99
    Mitch says:

    Keep going – I’m sure there’s a little w@nker at the back?

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    The Critic says:

    Not quite as good as the survey they did for the 6 o’clock news last night. It showed that only people with highly paid jobs, degrees and readers of the Guardian understood the benefits of Europe and considered themselves ‘Europeans’

    Tabloid readers and the poor didn’t.

    The implication being that only thick,poor c’unts don’t understand how great being European is.

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    So Ed is in I know better mode than a local Councillor when he’s door knocking, I like it, UKIP has an even better chance, of taking more votes off Liebour , Living in Londonistan in a bubble of political correctness is not a good idea for a so called leader of a political party..

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    Gossip says:

    I get the taxi driver reference is about Dirty Den but who’s the snorting coke off a ladyboy reference about? Give clues if it’s too libellous to print full name.

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    Tristram Hunt says:

    Now we’ve had that moan, can anyone tell me what kind of justice system allows Rolf Harris to sing Jake The Peg on the stand?

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    Loada thurollocks, innit? Know what I mean?

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    Super Ed says:

    My worn out platitudes will save the day!

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    LOL says:

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    Joey G says:

    We found the concept of Untermenschen really helpful.

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    Owen Jones says:

    Banksters engineer a world-wide financial collapse- and the plebs lurch to the right. Who’s writing this f*cking script?

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    LOL says:

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    ed milliband peoples representitive of somewhere up north i have to visit every now and again says:

    i can imagine him strutting round the world stage like roy cropper

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    Working class bloke says:

    Everyone is fed up with shouty left wing ‘activists’ who know the price of everything and the value of fuck all.

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    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

    Labour have always been fraudsters and always will be.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    inside out says:

    Its multi culture init.They should cancel the whole election and start again,no postal votes,and bring your passport or driving licence and prove your entitled to vote.Thats the only way these third world voters understand.

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    Wake up and smell the Costa Coffee says:

    A subtle fusion of socialism mixed with capitalism called Blairism which every party wants to emulate and Labour are desperate to get back to.
    This is a lurch to non Blairite parties mate not the right wing.

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    ed milliband peoples representitive of somewhere up north i have to visit every now and again says:

    he shouldn’t really be drawing attention to his”extra leg”considering the charges he’s up against

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    Pot and Kettle says:

    If Ed Miliband plays the race card to chase after Ukip votes, the Labour Party will implode

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    The British media are cunts says:

    So red Ed is listening to the voters….and telling them that they are all wrong and stupid racists.

    Way to go Ed.

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    Fuck The One-Eyed Scottish Fucker says:

    For fuck’s sake, Albert! This drivel’s as bad as the crap Anonymous posts every 90 seconds. Go and punch your English teacher in the face.

  120. 120
    George Galloway says:

    “In Saudi Arabia, in all the Muslim countries, it is not allowed at all for a Muslim to change his religion,”

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    I guess we all have. (Even suspect Jimmy has!) :-D

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    Common Man says:

    Ed is more like deputy head girl…

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    Wake up and smell the Costa Coffee says:

    He does have a point the LibLabCon’s do use the EU as a fall guy for why this that or the other is happening.
    About the only time the LibLabCons tell the truth to be honest.
    Still not a good idea though if like them you are all Pro EU Parties trying to sell a dead dog you helped shoot.

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    Sceptic says:

    I don’t believe you are really Paddy Pantsdown as he starts every sentence with “Look”!

  125. 125
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    So they’re trying to change the meaning of European, nothing wrong with Europe or being European nice peoples, the wrong is the European Union, corrupt, undemocratic, still not had it’s accounts audited.

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    Did you want to know what Ode To Joy sounded like in reverse?

  127. 127
    Anonymous says:

    Any of the Lib Dems who are paid to appear on theBBC, take your pick…

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    Lefty Misdirection says:


  129. 129
    Vince Cable says:

    Tony Blair has defended Mr Clegg. As if the poor little lamb hasn’t had a difficult enough week already.

  130. 130
    Anonymous says:

    Errr, were all European, we just dont want to be part of an undemocratic Political European Union…..

  131. 131
    Winston says:

    Let’s face it, Guido sat on this info, whilst participating in UKIP smearing.

  132. 132
    Top comment says:

    Didn’t bother reading Cyclops’ BS above the line (though, did he mention when he’s going to do that streak around Trafalgar Square, the one he promised to do if UKIP won the election?) But anyway, I want Farage to go for the jugular now with a few very populist policies (yeah, yeah, the MSM will scoff, but the votes will pour in):

    1) UKIP government to reduce HoC to 300 and HoL to 250 (100 politicos/lawyers/businesspeople, 100 STEM people, 50 arts/charity/church types).

    2) UKIP government to fully investigate the lead up to Iraq and the unnecessary deaths of hundreds of young Brits in that illegal conflict, with a view to getting Tony Blair in the dock ASAP.

    3) UKIP government to fully investigate Lab’s immigration policies, with special attention to the Andrew Neather allegations, by means of a ‘truth and reconciliation’ committee if necessary. The policy of importing voters clearly worked, with immigrant-heavy areas of London and Manchester etc seemingly as strongly Lab as the old mill and dockyard towns.

    4) UKIP government to investigate Lab’s love affair with islam, and its complicity in the grooming gang and Trojan Horse affairs.

    5) UKIP government to investigate Common Purpose and its funding.

    Would all be hugely popular and bring about a massive collective heart attack in LibLabCon. And win the election. We are halfway there now.

  133. 133
    Anonymous says:

    Politicians criminality is a two horse race between Labour and the Lib Dems..

  134. 134
    Norman Normal says:

    The main limiting factor is sewage services. People sure as shit have to poop and it needs treatment, pumping stations and a river/beach for the treated effluent to be discharged.

    If there isn’t capacity in the system the planning is turned down. You can’t just build anywhere.

  135. 135
    Nigel Farage says:

    Real cause of UKIP surge was austerity: why don’t Nick Clegg’s LibDems counter that by growth and job creation plan?

  136. 136
    Ed Miliband says:

    They’re not voting for me just because I’m J*w.
    A J*w who eats bacon and doesn’t believe in god.
    Ok not a J*w.
    They’re not voting for me because in one word.
    I’m a complete fucking mong from the planet ming.
    The Waaaaacists

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    Joy Of joys!

    IPCC strikes a winner!

    The Isle of Man is going to save the planet!

  138. 138
    Peter Tapsell says:

    Hear ! Hear !

  139. 139
    Norman Normal says:

    Was to do with building houses but got posted out of context.

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    Lefties are a hoot says:

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    Norm Normal says:

    It’s worse than that! People who don’t vote for Ed Miliband are raaaacist!:D

  142. 142
    Randy working class bloke says:

    I’d still fuck both of them tho’

  143. 143
    voodophone says:

    I see her ‘agent’ dresses like a teenager, is he a socialist?

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Typical sneering Guardian hack shit bag.

    He clearly is one of those left wing whitey’s who think we did nasty thing so the Germans (those poor innocent people). The programme was specifically about the Dam Busters NOT the bombing of Germany generally.

    The Guardian really is a piece of fucking shit. I bet that lefty limp wristed cuunt who wrote this article wouldn’t have the balls to do what those blokes did.

    What the Dambusters Did Next (Channel 5). From 1944 onwards, 617 Squadron bombed German rail viaducts, sank the Tirpitz and neutralised H*****’s super-gun and V2 rocket silos. Stirring stuff, but former RAF navigator John Nichol’s hagiography ignored what other wings of the RAF were doing at the same time – such as the bombings of German civilians in Dresden and Pforzheim. When we do history we reveal ourselves by what we omit as much as by what we tell.

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    They deserved a beating says:

    The fucking bitches jump over to start attacking the server. When he fights back, they start screaming at him to stop! Don’t start shit if you can’t take any back!

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    UKIP Voter says:

    Err…he left out Chris Brammer!

  148. 148

    One child arrested every 4 minutes in England and Wales – Mirror

    Why don’t they just lock it up?

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    Norm Normal says:

    Well credit where it’s due. Dave and Nigel are both in Europe telling them it’s time for change.
    Ed and Clegg are just doing the same routine nonsense. Guess who is getting most media coverage lol.

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    i am polished says:

    oi bognor regis

  151. 151
    wak the wank says:

    walk with dino.

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    Mr Clegg said on Monday that he would not “walk away” from the party, despite the “heart-breaking” European election results – C4

    Er, hasn’t he got that the wrong way round?

  153. 153
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Richard bacon was kicked off Blue Peter after he was caught snorting coke.
    Someone else I dare not mention did the same off a pair of hairy buttocks.

  154. 154
    UKIP Voter says:

    The third world coming to a town near you!

    How ironic that the bucket finally shouts “call the fucking cops” when they probably wouldn’t even piss onn them if they were on fire at any other time.

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    caffe concerto says:

    ah yes. the young ate intense. anger is my na.
    miles and miles of s mile s.

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    LOL says:

  157. 157
    Anonymous says:

    I’m not prejudiced i hate them all equally.

  158. 158
    Anonymous says:

    all of them fuckers………..

  159. 159
    below the gloat says:

    i am follie follie .

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    The very Rev. & principled B.liar says:

    What was Guy’s dog called yesterday in this year’s Dambusters? Presumably not Licifur Ratman.

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    Saint Stephen says:

    Incorrect. You can change if you are prepared to die for your beliefs.

  162. 162
    We should be told says:

    Was it off the buttocks or out of the crack?

  163. 163
    Liblabcon says:

    The fox is in the hen-house. We need to talk.

  164. 164
    said the day man says:

    are you mute?
    ipad replied, n. am deaf?..followed by hoots of laughter.

  165. 165
    The very Rev. & principled B.liar says:

    I fouNd this enriching and enlightening. I am a fucking mong.

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    Norm Normal says:

    Sounds like the police are under-performing again! Arrest more and deport them along with their parents.

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    Spectator says:

    Can’t see Guy Martin or John McGuiness going round the mountain course on their Raleigh’s and bringing in the tourism wads that these chaps like to feast on, to be honest.

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    Nickr says:

    Just a few years ago during the Blair-Brown Terror any discussion of race was strictly off-limits. It’s quite scary how Labour likes to manipulate the agenda to suit its voting needs- over and above engineering a vast influx of those that will vote for the party come what may.

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    BBC Control says:

    Never, never, never accuse a Musl1m of telling porkies.

  170. 170
    nmj says:

    If not, he should be, by bell, book and candle.

  171. 171
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    A Councillor being charged with benefit fraud?

    Isn’t it a pre-requisite these days?

  172. 172
    Ah! guess says:

    Because it gets out on 3 minute release.

  173. 173
    It's the way I tell 'em says:

    Gerry…short for Gerrymandering

  174. 174
    Poor people - know your place says:

    Yeh, cos lefties really love poor people.

    Thanks for helping drive down our wages and drive up unemployment. How can we ever repay you.

  175. 175
    Athelstan says:

    The Germans had been bombing civilians since Guernica. Tough that they didn’t like it happening to themselves, but that is war. They were our enemies. They had been trying to kill or at the very least enslave us. They had bombed our civilians numerous times. Bombing Dresden was reasonable in the context.

  176. 176
  177. 177
    Thank fuck I moved out says:

    You want to see the KFC in Thornton Heath south london.
    I’ve seen banks with less security glass.

  178. 178
    Fred West says:

    Locking them up worked for me!

  179. 179
    feeling peach says:

    try the red dress.

  180. 180
    Ass says:

    It’s going well for Rolf. He starts singing…and the Judge has joined in.

  181. 181
    Delusional Labourite says:

    Is Thurrock twinned with Sunderland? If not it should be.

  182. 182
    The very Rev. & principled B.liar says:

    Or eating it?

  183. 183
    l says:

    p is gone.

    drive incorrectly.
    concepion was 9 months ago says jane camption.
    we are n the first month of pregnancy.
    ms miller says. to be significant be twenty 8 twelve.

  184. 184
    Pick litter for bennies says:

    Miliband should have Baldwin on stage with him and say”this poor woman was suffering from a ‘cost of living crisis’ and the cruel coalition government forced her to commit benefit fraud.Vote for Labour”.

  185. 185
    my angry head says:

    release mother into the wilderness.

  186. 186
    The very Rev. & principled B.liar says:

    What is this? It’s bad enough the Cnut acting like he’s about to croak when he comes in, now it’s like some OAP afternoon entertainment. Like R, judge, think of the girls. Come along now and have your meds.

  187. 187
    it's a EVE says:

    remember reme mber .
    the 24th of dember.

  188. 188
    Pork pork pork, oink oink says:

    At last something only the Profane can enjoy.

  189. 189
    Lucifur Ratman says:

    You disgusting Christian.

  190. 190
    A doc says:

    Check if Mandy is free today.

  191. 191
    A doc says:

    Still unfurling the bottom of the voting slips.

  192. 192
    Fat slug Dave (heir to Blair)? says:

    “Ask me my three main priorities for government and I tell you: bumsex, bumsex, bumsex.”

  193. 193
    Duty Chef says:

    Has anybody asked Ed to try rissoles? I think that’s how it is spelled.

  194. 194
    Duty Chef and very lucky survivor of the London blitz says:

    Bastards should have been fucking nuked. Our immediate neighbours got a direct on their house.

  195. 195

    I had meant 2015 of course. Anyone might be forgiven for thinking I’m pissed.

  196. 196
    Duty Chef says:

    That company had to shorten its name to simple initials when it was discovered that what they purported to be selling wasn’t…

  197. 197
    PC Craftsperson says:

    I have a nice ethnic cushion that needs stuffing.

  198. 198
    Englishman says:

    Watched that last night on channel 5. It was the complete version, dog named ‘n all. Bravo C5!

  199. 199
    A Rabbi says:

    Repeat that with your hand on the Torah.

  200. 200
    Don't even fkn go there says:

    Urgh Dianne u scruffy cow. Mind I want my strummer back.

  201. 201
    ned ludd says:

    Get the feck out of my country.

  202. 202
    cured lefty says:

    Don’t be to harsh

  203. 203
    cured lefty says:

    Right presumptuous Hunt you are!

  204. 204
    thespecialone says:

    Brilliant video. Lefties deserved it and well done to the journalist.

  205. 205
    Angela merkle says:

    The problem with you voters is you never get it right , or we’ll just stop pretending you have a say .

  206. 206
    John Bellingham says:

    True Mozzies have a serious problem living in a civilised Western country. Swine products are not confined to bacon, ham and pork scratchings– they can be found in pharmaceutical insulin; valves for human heart surgery; suede for shoes and clothing; gelatin for many foods including chocolate, marshmallows, the cream in biscuits, jelly, most chewy sweets, gum, some cosmetics, like lip gloss and hand cream plus many non-food uses like water filters, insulation, rubber, antifreeze, plastics, floor waxes, crayons, chalk, adhesives and fertilizer. Of course, they could always go back to Sh’iitstan.

  207. 207
    broderick crawford says:

    She looks as though she could pass for White Dee s daughter .

    Although having said that all FOUR major parties ( d’ you like the sound of that one Nige?) have got their quota of troughers ,
    felons , ne’er do wells and other sundry crooks .

  208. 208
    John Bellingham says:

    Hitler has a lot to answer for. If it wasn’t for him, Miliband would be trying to stuff up Poland right now.

  209. 209
    broderick crawford says:

    She s on the fcuking dole for seven years for depression ( giving her
    the RIGHT to turn down work offers ) and yet she s got a fcucking AGENT !!!

    To do what exactly ? Find her work ?
    And how much does she pay for his services ?
    And who gives her this money ?
    And is it DECLARED FOR TAX ??!!

    And is our “benefits ” system completely cretinously iodiotic or merely a complete social abortion ?

    ( and then people wonder why the rich avoid/evade tax !!)

  210. 210
    broderick crawford says:

    er… you spell your name Merkel ….Mrs Merkel .

  211. 211
    broderick crawford says:

    Can you envision a fellow of the Muslim faith willing to undergo an operation to REMOVE a previously inserted by pass valve which would probably result in very early post operative death — on finding out his fitted valve contained porcine residue .

    I THINK NOT !!!

  212. 212
    broderick crawford says:

    Is Tony Booth still alive ? He is was nearly better looking
    than his daughter …

  213. 213
    broderick crawford says:

    Why is Mmiliband going to fcuking Thurrock ? Is a by election imminent.?

    I thought it was in Newark which is I believe a suburb in New York State !!

  214. 214
    broderick crawford says:

    …..what about the extra water . Standpipes in the streets methinks even during winter.

  215. 215
    Bitter&Twisted says:

    Labour are the party of the parasites.

    Their “open door” immigration was a deliberate ploy to change the voting demographic in their favour.

    Then they compound this by using taxpapyers money to hose down these layabouts and dole-fiddlers to buy their votes.

  216. 216
    David Laws MP says:

    She needs to get a cabinet job. Then she could easily get away with claiming 40 grand in “rent”…

  217. 217
    Gordon Brown says:

    What aboot me?

  218. 218
    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    That’s not cursed nmj. that’s excommunicated.

  219. 219
    Red Ed says:

    It’th becauthe I’m tho intellectual…

  220. 220
    Ed says:

    My whole cabinet is full of arseholes

  221. 221
    Bomber Harris says:

  222. 222
    Sir Roger de Senseless says:


  223. 223
    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    I wish you would, mate. I don’t think anyone else is going to do it.

  224. 224
    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    I don’t hate any of ‘em. Not even ‘lefties’. I don’t like the bastards (lefties, that is), I think they’re two-faced, self-serving, dogmatic, overbearing, interfering and totally useless, but I don’t hate ‘em.

    I am, however, happy and completely at ease with my decision to have voted U.K.I.P.

    This Chris Brammer chap sounds like the type who let’s television do his thinking for him. Why does he assume that a vote has to be motivated by hate? Who told him to think that and why does he seem so willing to go along with it?

  225. 225
    domino says:

    Lib-Dem Voice:

    Following the recent European Election results, we have unfortunately decided to cancel the Chess Club due to lack of opponents, however, this is to be replaced by Solitaire.


    Liberal Democrats EU Parliamentary Office

  226. 226
    Cost-of-Labour-crisis says:

    Currently Dave is enjoying yet another dinner with the other EU leaders.
    The menu should be humble pie.

  227. 227
    Cost-of-Labour-crisis says:

    David Cameron said he hoped the Chilcot inquiry into the conduct of the Iraq war will publish its report by the end of the year, adding: “I think we shouldn’t have to wait much longer.

    That means sometime never.

  228. 228
    Cost-of-Labour-crisis says:

    “He who sows the fire shall reap the whirlwind”, as someone once said.

  229. 229
    Headmistress says:

    He is clearly a victim of the Williams’ ijikashern reforms

  230. 230
    Ed'sBig Bogie says:

    Cost of living crisis……Cost of living crisis……Cost of living crisis……Cost of living crisis……

  231. 231
    Anonymous says:

    “Let’s hope no one brings this up”
    Too late mate. Nigel and his cohorts have already asked more than one TV interviewer, why only the transgressions of his party representatives merit airtime. Their answer was, blowing in the wind basically.

  232. 232
    RightwinggitRedux says:

    Joe Strummer?

  233. 233
    Anonymous says:

    Labour Councils are worse than any other political party. Wherever there is a Labour Council in an area, there is:

    (1) High Unemployment.

    (2) More Crime & Disorder.

    (3) More welfare & housing recipients, in exchange for more labour votes (causing a crisis in public services).

    (4) Overspending & poorer council budgets.

    (5) Uncollected Taxes oustanding.

    (6) Overpopulation due to uncontrolled mass immigration, which favours the Labour Party (more votes).

    (7) Bad Public services (poorer schools, roads, lack of maintenance in some areas).

    (8) The same shops on many high streets/parades (newsagents, food stalls, halal meat shops, charity shops, betting shops, cheap take-away outlets/restaurants with poor hygiene record).

    (9) More Council Home Blocks build in good areas and depriving them (political tactic for more votes).

    (10) A higher number of single parent families.

  234. 234
    Anonymous says:

    Correction for reason number 9: “built” not build, so therefore the sentence is:

    (9) More Council Home Blocks built in good areas and depriving them (political tactic for more votes).

  235. 235
    Anonymous says:

    Ukip candidate (Bobby Anwar) claims he had cheekbone and eye socket broken in ‘assault by Muslim neighbour (Labour supporter)’ (Metro, Wednesday 21 May 2014).

    Man arrested after Ukip candidate ‘stabbed in the face’ (ITV).

  236. 236
    Tally says:

    Well the welfare reforms are killing a lot of disabled and vunerable peple, who are litterly starving. Fraud is wrong and she should be punished for it, doesn’t mean you can say everyone claiming benefits are wrong and that some reforms do not need to be undone. Just remember at any point you can become ill or unemployed then you would need help off the DWP like many others.

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