May 25th, 2014

UKIP Top Poll in Newark


20 Comments

  1. 1
    LibLabCon BTFO says:

    Everyone tracking the footage, it appears!

    I welcome Mr Roger Helmer MP.

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    • 8
      the second english civil war says:

      How can he be an MP and an MEP at the same time?! Is he going to have both after his name when interviewed by the bbc?

      Roger Helmer MP MEP

      ?!

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      • 15
        Home Counties Sir Roger de Helmet says:

        To the manor born

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      • 18

        Jonathan Bullock (who he?), is what happens.

        The next man on the list replaces Helmer, should he be successful in Newark.

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      • 19
        Tooth fairy says:

        I would imagine if he was elected to Westminster, he would relinquish the MEP job. Then the next on the UKIP list would be asked to attend Brussels as an MEP.

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    • 10
      Knigel says:

      mp and mep, ??, or pm !!

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  2. 2
    Dickhead Dave, the cuckoo in the tory nest says:

    My name is Dave
    and I resign

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    • 12
      Knigel says:

      Time to evict the Limps, what a shower. All we need now is Pantsdown coordinating the GE. Oh fuck, he is!

      The Tories with a spine now need to bring on good legislation which the country wants NOW, when the Limps side with Liebor as cuckoos in the same nest, we will at least know that the Spiney Tories tried and base a GE vote upon that premise. Doing nothing, dave, is not an option as the Great Gorm Scot proved.

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  3. 3
    Ed Miliband says:

    By-election??? Why wasn’t I told?

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  4. 4
    Vote UKIP to ensure England remains in the EU says:

    Vote for Fuhrer Farage!!

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  5. 7
    Blodwen says:

    Ah! That’s where the bloody fox is moving to!

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  6. 9
    Anon says:

    Diane Abbott on Sunday Politics yesterday talking about the Newark by-election. Andrew Neil: “Where is Newark?”,

    DA: blah blah blah

    AN: and so where is Newark

    DA: blah blah blah

    AN: and so where is Newark?

    DA: I don’t know it’s somewhere outside the M25

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    • 11
      Knigel says:

      If I wanted Jamaic@’s view of the world I would get down to the other Kingston, and get shot probably. Can we not see her expenses scrutinised, ignorant twat.

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  7. 16
    John Tandy says:

    The shock of the year coming soon….

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  8. 17
    James O'Bottom says:

    Look nobody wants the Tories back! Let’s just move on now they’re all gonna fall like dominoes. And let’s stop watching news/politics coverage on the BBC if it’s annoying let’s avoid it! There are loads of news outlets these days!

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  9. 20
    alanbstardmp says:

    welll done Roger the lodger the sod. Your re elsection is good news for us normal types

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Can anyone help me? I went on holiday a week ago and returned to find someone has pulled out the stake and Gordon Brown is back and acting as Prime Minister. What did I miss? Has there been a snap election?


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