May 16th, 2014

Axelrod Can’t Even Spell Miliband


  1. 1
    Ockham's Razor says:



  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    Perhaps he’s trying to re-brand him. Milli – as in a new millenium and band – a group working together!


  3. 3
    Mr Woy says:

    Tireless or tiresome?


  4. 4
    Millie says:

    My boy lollipop


  5. 6
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    I think he needs to hire and advisor.


  6. 9
    No 6 says:

    Well, at least he didn’t use the American spelling for ‘Labour’.

    In U.S. terms though he’s going to have to ‘reach out’ to the electorate and ‘drill-down’ to Ed’s core voters. And ‘here’s the thing’ he will fail miserably.


    • 39
      Vlad the Loudhailer says:

      His drill will come out the other side of the world with only his wife hanging onto the drill bit.


      • 51
        Any cùnt who spells it program needs hanged says:

        And when he leaves he’ll pick up his check (!) and say ‘sorry for your loss’


    • 60
      The Lone Ranger says:

      Labor is more English than labour. The “u” was added to in the 17C to Frenchify and more it poshers..


      • 68
        Dangerous Brian says:



      • 92
        Axelrod watch says:

        It’s spelt labore yuo ignorent limie cnuts withe emphocis onn tha ‘bore’.


        • 95
          I just have to jump in, have you run the hot water yet? says:

          Your lang-which is just a palling. Unless you do won with Sal-a-me and stuff…I hope it’s Ha LOL meet! Being


  7. 10
    Quincy Jones says:

    The Axelrod bloke looks like a cop fresh out of one of my 1970’s TV shows


  8. 12
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Just call him the Milkibar Kid


  9. 13
    Mr B Bradshaw says:

    So, who are the tireless young men?


  10. 14
    Axelsod says:

    Highly renumerated Consultant Turd Polisher. It’s what union members pay their dues for.


  11. 15
    @US_politics_guy says:

    David Milliband is awesome as leader of the Unite Labor Party. We’re gonna stick it to the Conservatories and Liberal Demoncrats in the upcoming Brussels midterms #winningfromUSA


  12. 16
    David Millllliband says:

    It’s spelt T-W-A-T.


  13. 17
    Alexrod says:

    Fuck off and get a sandwich.


  14. 21
    Narendra Modi says:

    Bet he has trouble ordering an Indian take away !


  15. 24
    Jim says:

    I see UKIP are under personal attack again today.
    Still no joined up thinking or Policies from Labour.
    The Media are doing themselves absolutely no favours here.
    Absolute bunch of Pig Ignorant, Bigoted, Wacists.


  16. 27
    Anonymous says:

    No care for the oldies there then!


  17. 30
    JH29327573322534 says:

    Does anyone else get the impression this guy is not going to last 2 months?

    There is obviously no one with the first fucking idea what they are doing on the Labour campaign team.


    • 34
      Ellie-Mae (9) says:

      Does appear to be an unfocussed campaign, I have the SW pamphlet here, it openson about the cost of living crisis then attacks UKIP, (twice) Tories on the NHS , bleats about jobs, then finishes about Camerons cost of living crisis. Good for the compost bin though.


  18. 33
    Axel Rod has entered the building. says:


    • 35
      Ellie-Mae (9) says:

      It would have been better if he’d joined him to the table.


    • 37
      JH29327573322534 says:

      The no-mark offspring of some euro-wandering troublemaking Marxist clan discussing with a Yank how to ‘win and change’ Britain.

      Not sure that is going to come across as you thought Ed.


      • 46
        Ockham's Razor says:

        It trivialises what might otherwise be important, were there any chance the hypothesis might turn into reality.


    • 43
      Anonymous says:

      He needed joining as he was coming apart


    • 45
      Tim Yeo-Yo says:

      What a bunch of utter fukwits.

      Isn’t everyone visible in that photo a millionaire?


      • 48
        JH29327573322534 says:

        If they are not already, they will be by the time they are bored with the ikkle EU sinecure that awaits them.



    • 47
      JH29327573322534 says:

      1. When was this taken, 1972? Get someone with a proper camera to take these shots, for Christ’s sake. These look like they were taken with one of those cardboard and plastic one-use throwaway jobs you used to be able to get at Boots.

      2. Look at the body language. Everyone looking in different directions, none of them really want to talk to each other. They just want their paws back on the levers, no idea how to do it though.

      Are they that desperate to get something – anything – onto his sodding Twitter feed? I’m starting to feel sorry for them, which isn’t like me at all.


    • 62
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      Harman is thinking “I wonder if i should use the 12 inch strapon on Jack tonight”


    • 64
      proposal no. 1 says:

      On your blank piece of paper, write down proposal one, every one in the room leaves the country.


    • 71
      A political colossus no doubt says:

      Who is that beside the PIE woman?


    • 77
      Village Idiot says:

      ….Win and change Britain,ffs; we are living with the consequences of labour winning and changing the country after their years of terror, 1997-2010,and please “deity,holy spirit,God ,anyone,…..please do not let labour near the levers of power and the money ever,ever,ever again!!!!!..Change it back to little ye olde England,pre 1997,and a United Kingdom,as we were before “Blair” and his devolution,which has created more problems and division than before!…Mr Dynorod,i know you mean well,but,get out before you get in!

      Liked by 1 person

  19. 36
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I wonder if Labour, knowing they are going to lose in 2015, have brought in a yank so they can blame him for their defeat and say “It all started in America”

    As for Axelrod, he’s been likened, with his facial features, to a rat.

    It’s the first time i’ve ever heard of a rat joining a sinking ship :-)


  20. 38
    Social Media Guru says:

    #DigitalEconomy #LabourWinning #Yankee #NewKinnock #Educashion


  21. 40
    Sadiq Khan 4 Mayor says:

    Axelrod is the most impressive man in the room


  22. 41
    bergen says:

    Send him to Rochdale to meet Mrs Duffy.


  23. 52
    BJP landslide says:

    India has a Blowjob Party?


  24. 54
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Axelrod on hearing the tape:

    Your mission is to make a useless lisping geek into the next Prime Minister of Britain.

    This tape and the Labour Party will self-destruct in 5 seconds :-)


  25. 55
    nell says:

    Well I suppose they’re paying him £thousands out of their £12.5 million overdrawn account so he has to say something kind about them.

    Doesn’t seem very economically sensible does it to be so far in debt and then to buy oneself an dodgy image guru? Are these really the sort of people we’d want in charge of our economy?


  26. 61
    And also... says:

    … wow he’s demonstrating what a good student of diversity he is by saying ‘young women and men’ knowing full well that everyone else in the population would say ‘young men and women’ … Cor this guy is so in touch with diversity he must be THE champion for the country. I bow to his superior worldly-beingness

    “Jill and Jack went up the hill, to…”


  27. 63
    I see a repeat... says:

    In 2004, Axelrod worked for John Edwards’ presidential campaign. During the campaign, he lost responsibility for making ads, but continued as the campaign’s spokesman. Regarding Edwards’ failed 2004 presidential campaign, Axelrod has commented, “I have a whole lot of respect for John, but at some point the candidate has to close the deal and—I can’t tell you why—that never happened with John.”[19][20]


  28. 69
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    On Question Time last night there was no mention of Ed Miliband. Now what does that tell you?


  29. 72
    Anonymous says:

    Kay Burley throws herself on the grenade.


  30. 73
    Fist pumping too, but yfronts would bend over on hearing that says:

    I look forward to some new campaign slogans along the lines of ‘yes we can’, and frequent high5s. Should be good for a laugh.


  31. 94
    An Axelknob says:

    Lol. :)


  32. 103
    Colin Bryan says:

    What a complete and utter Hunt!


  33. 106
    Bertram Sparks says:

    Time to say goodnight


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