May 16th, 2014

Axelrod Can’t Even Spell Miliband


  1. 1
    Ockham's Razor says:


  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    Perhaps he’s trying to re-brand him. Milli – as in a new millenium and band – a group working together!

  3. 3
    Mr Woy says:

    Tireless or tiresome?

  4. 4
    Millie says:

    My boy lollipop

  5. 5
    Ockham's Razor says:

    …men and women?

    What about those of uncertain gender? What about the Lettuce Gherkin Bacon and Tomato brigade.


  6. 6
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    I think he needs to hire and advisor.

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    oops and I can’t spell “Millennium”

  8. 8
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    an advisor.

    I hate my iPhone.

  9. 9
    No 6 says:

    Well, at least he didn’t use the American spelling for ‘Labour’.

    In U.S. terms though he’s going to have to ‘reach out’ to the electorate and ‘drill-down’ to Ed’s core voters. And ‘here’s the thing’ he will fail miserably.

  10. 10
    Quincy Jones says:

    The Axelrod bloke looks like a cop fresh out of one of my 1970’s TV shows

  11. 11
    Frank says:

    To be frank.

    It is Miliband who can not spell Milliband correctly.

  12. 12
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Just call him the Milkibar Kid

  13. 13
    Mr B Bradshaw says:

    So, who are the tireless young men?

  14. 14
    Axelsod says:

    Highly renumerated Consultant Turd Polisher. It’s what union members pay their dues for.

  15. 15
    @US_politics_guy says:

    David Milliband is awesome as leader of the Unite Labor Party. We’re gonna stick it to the Conservatories and Liberal Demoncrats in the upcoming Brussels midterms #winningfromUSA

  16. 16
    David Millllliband says:

    It’s spelt T-W-A-T.

  17. 17
    Alexrod says:

    Fuck off and get a sandwich.

  18. 18
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    Easy Ben, there’s still plenty in Exeter for you

  19. 19
    ancientpopeye says:

    Why do you expect a yank to get it right?

  20. 20
    Ernest says:

    To be earnest, it will not even matter soon.

  21. 21
    Narendra Modi says:

    Bet he has trouble ordering an Indian take away !

  22. 22
    Shirley says:

    Surely he’ll stay on until 2015?

  23. 23
    JH29327573322534 says:

    Beat me to it.

  24. 24
    Jim says:

    I see UKIP are under personal attack again today.
    Still no joined up thinking or Policies from Labour.
    The Media are doing themselves absolutely no favours here.
    Absolute bunch of Pig Ignorant, Bigoted, Wacists.

  25. 25
    Ockham's Razor says:


    The wheels have come off.

  26. 26
    Ockham's Razor says:


  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    No care for the oldies there then!

  28. 28
    gravatarmysteryman says:

    @ed_milliband is a piss taker.

  29. 29
    Nobenda Mobi says:

    Hi Mr Alexrodd, so very good you want take-away

  30. 30
    JH29327573322534 says:

    Does anyone else get the impression this guy is not going to last 2 months?

    There is obviously no one with the first fucking idea what they are doing on the Labour campaign team.

  31. 31
    Harriet Harperson, childsnatcher-general says:

    Mr Axellerrod does care about me, you bitch!

  32. 32
    Nigel Farago says:

    Policies? WTF?

  33. 33
    Axel Rod has entered the building. says:

  34. 34
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    Does appear to be an unfocussed campaign, I have the SW pamphlet here, it openson about the cost of living crisis then attacks UKIP, (twice) Tories on the NHS , bleats about jobs, then finishes about Camerons cost of living crisis. Good for the compost bin though.

  35. 35
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    It would have been better if he’d joined him to the table.

  36. 36
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I wonder if Labour, knowing they are going to lose in 2015, have brought in a yank so they can blame him for their defeat and say “It all started in America”

    As for Axelrod, he’s been likened, with his facial features, to a rat.

    It’s the first time i’ve ever heard of a rat joining a sinking ship :-)

  37. 37
    JH29327573322534 says:

    The no-mark offspring of some euro-wandering troublemaking Marxist clan discussing with a Yank how to ‘win and change’ Britain.

    Not sure that is going to come across as you thought Ed.

  38. 38
    Social Media Guru says:

    #DigitalEconomy #LabourWinning #Yankee #NewKinnock #Educashion

  39. 39
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    His drill will come out the other side of the world with only his wife hanging onto the drill bit.

  40. 40
    Sadiq Khan 4 Mayor says:

    Axelrod is the most impressive man in the room

  41. 41
    bergen says:

    Send him to Rochdale to meet Mrs Duffy.

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    Anonymous says:

    He needed joining as he was coming apart

  44. 44
    Yvette says:


  45. 45
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    What a bunch of utter fukwits.

    Isn’t everyone visible in that photo a millionaire?

  46. 46
    Ockham's Razor says:

    It trivialises what might otherwise be important, were there any chance the hypothesis might turn into reality.

  47. 47
    JH29327573322534 says:

    1. When was this taken, 1972? Get someone with a proper camera to take these shots, for Christ’s sake. These look like they were taken with one of those cardboard and plastic one-use throwaway jobs you used to be able to get at Boots.

    2. Look at the body language. Everyone looking in different directions, none of them really want to talk to each other. They just want their paws back on the levers, no idea how to do it though.

    Are they that desperate to get something – anything – onto his sodding Twitter feed? I’m starting to feel sorry for them, which isn’t like me at all.

  48. 48
    JH29327573322534 says:

    If they are not already, they will be by the time they are bored with the ikkle EU sinecure that awaits them.


  49. 49
    thostids says:

    At least you’ve left out the big dogs who are gonna piss all over your parade. Gotta keep it realistic.

  50. 50
    Any cùnt who spells it program needs hanged says:

    Tireless it is then, seeing as those lot couldn’t handle the intricacies of the English language

  51. 51
    Any cùnt who spells it program needs hanged says:

    And when he leaves he’ll pick up his check (!) and say ‘sorry for your loss’

  52. 52
    BJP landslide says:

    India has a Blowjob Party?

  53. 53
    Hi, I'm an American and I am a winner says:


    Send this buffoon packing

  54. 54
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Axelrod on hearing the tape:

    Your mission is to make a useless lisping geek into the next Prime Minister of Britain.

    This tape and the Labour Party will self-destruct in 5 seconds :-)

  55. 55
    nell says:

    Well I suppose they’re paying him £thousands out of their £12.5 million overdrawn account so he has to say something kind about them.

    Doesn’t seem very economically sensible does it to be so far in debt and then to buy oneself an dodgy image guru? Are these really the sort of people we’d want in charge of our economy?

  56. 56
    B3 says:

    Amateur night!

  57. 57
    thostids says:

    They are useful for nailing to the mast. Doesn’t do any good but makes you feel better when the scurvy crew are going to strap you over a cannon and post you back to Poland.

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  59. 59
    new name needed says:

    If we can’t spell miliband then we better all change the name.
    I propose “Little Ed”

  60. 60
    The Lone Ranger says:

    Labor is more English than labour. The “u” was added to in the 17C to Frenchify and more it poshers..

  61. 61
    And also... says:

    … wow he’s demonstrating what a good student of diversity he is by saying ‘young women and men’ knowing full well that everyone else in the population would say ‘young men and women’ … Cor this guy is so in touch with diversity he must be THE champion for the country. I bow to his superior worldly-beingness

    “Jill and Jack went up the hill, to…”

  62. 62
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Harman is thinking “I wonder if i should use the 12 inch strapon on Jack tonight”

  63. 63
    I see a repeat... says:

    In 2004, Axelrod worked for John Edwards’ presidential campaign. During the campaign, he lost responsibility for making ads, but continued as the campaign’s spokesman. Regarding Edwards’ failed 2004 presidential campaign, Axelrod has commented, “I have a whole lot of respect for John, but at some point the candidate has to close the deal and—I can’t tell you why—that never happened with John.”[19][20]

  64. 64
    proposal no. 1 says:

    On your blank piece of paper, write down proposal one, every one in the room leaves the country.

  65. 65
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Why not the Wonderful Mr Ed, like the famous talking horse, if thats not too disrespectful to talking horses.

  66. 66
    Say what you will says:

    Opportunism, maybe he likes the taste of the gravy, the smell of newly printed gravy is not an opportunity to be lost.

  67. 67
    Celebrity Big Bruvver says:

    Welcome to the Labour Meltdown Party Axe Man

  68. 68
    Dangerous Brian says:


  69. 69
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    On Question Time last night there was no mention of Ed Miliband. Now what does that tell you?

  70. 70
    Tuscan Polly says:


  71. 71
    A political colossus no doubt says:

    Who is that beside the PIE woman?

  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    Kay Burley throws herself on the grenade.

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    Fist pumping too, but yfronts would bend over on hearing that says:

    I look forward to some new campaign slogans along the lines of ‘yes we can’, and frequent high5s. Should be good for a laugh.

  74. 74
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Eye eye!

  75. 75
    Observer says:

    I think he looks like a hapless minor character in Woody Allen’s “Hannah and Her Sisters”.

  76. 76
    Roger says:


  77. 77
    Village Idiot says:

    ….Win and change Britain,ffs; we are living with the consequences of labour winning and changing the country after their years of terror, 1997-2010,and please “deity,holy spirit,God ,anyone,…..please do not let labour near the levers of power and the money ever,ever,ever again!!!!!..Change it back to little ye olde England,pre 1997,and a United Kingdom,as we were before “Blair” and his devolution,which has created more problems and division than before!…Mr Dynorod,i know you mean well,but,get out before you get in!

  78. 78
    Webster's says:

    Don’t you mean a Yank? Or, perhaps, you’re frustrated at not being able to masturbate satisfactorily?

  79. 79
    Village Idiot says:

    …..Wasn,t the cleaner in the room?

  80. 80
    Justine says:

    He makes my heart go giddy-up…

  81. 81
    Village Idiot says:

    ……This is “Britain”,..not Hollywood!

  82. 82
    fhip says:

    Mr Axlebod’s problem is not polishing it It’s what you do with a highly polished turd.

  83. 83
    Cardinal Biggles says:

    Here’s Milli(e) in a previous incarnation :

  84. 84
    Cardinal Biggles says:

    Simple Simon.

  85. 85
    Pitkapoika says:

    When is little Eddie taking Axlegrease to see his favourite Uncle Len?

  86. 86
    Pitkapoika says:

    Just call him Beaker.

  87. 87
    Pitkapoika says:


  88. 88
    Pitkapoika says:

    KB…….Daft as a brush!

  89. 89
    strawberry says:

    tradition of the south is dead.
    and i am the me

  90. 90
    strawberry says:

    wish. was a strawberry.

  91. 91
    Anonymous says:

    a home wrecker says: david millinand is a home wrecker, he stole the baby.

  92. 92
    Axelrod watch says:

    It’s spelt labore yuo ignorent limie cnuts withe emphocis onn tha ‘bore’.

  93. 93
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Roll it in glitter?

  94. 94
    An Axelknob says:

    Lol. :)

  95. 95
    I just have to jump in, have you run the hot water yet? says:

    Your lang-which is just a palling. Unless you do won with Sal-a-me and stuff…I hope it’s Ha LOL meet! Being

  96. 96
    broderick crawford says:

    ” … inspired by the brilliant , tireless , YOUNG women and men I met
    at HQ …..”

    1)is this axelspeak for saying the old ‘ uns are surplus to requirements ?

    2) You sure you walked into the correct door squire i e Labour HQ and not the anonymous brass plate town house next door which houses “.. brilliant tireless women and men ..” who are all partners in a hedge fund ?!

  97. 97
    broderick crawford says:

    …… and

    3) does .. ” enjoyed my visit …” suggest you will not be making a habit of it ?

  98. 98
    broderick crawford says:

    Milli(e) ??

    A Pretty young Jamaican reggae singer of the Seventies who had a one hit wonder with

    ” My Boy Lollipop “

  99. 99
    Nice one, Axelrodders says:

    Or alternatively, Kay, Labour has bought themselves £300k’s worth of plonker.

  100. 100
    broderick crawford says:

    Yeah a poor mans Dennis Franz from NYPD Blue or Hill Street Blues take your pick !

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    RightwinggitRedux says:

    Silly cow, and past her fuck-by date.

  103. 103
    Colin Bryan says:

    What a complete and utter Hunt!

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    Fuck The One-Eyed Scottish Fucker says:

    Not to mention those who can’t even headline their own posts correctly.

  105. 105
    English accountant says:

    Still Axelrod pursuaded the BBC to offer the oxygen of airtime to Farrage in a bid to split the conservative vote. he did the same in the US with getting the leftie networks to big up the T Party.

    Now that UKIP pointed out its appeal to traditional Labour voters and the all important effnick vote you’ll see plenty more dirty tricks and exploding trojans from the lefties against UKIP.

    I’d say Axelgrease has earned his millions and secured Red Ed the position of commissar in chief of the late gresat britain. His Red Army grandfather would be so proud.

  106. 106
    Bertram Sparks says:

    Time to say goodnight

  107. 107
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