May 14th, 2014

Miliband’s Women Problem
Very ‘Senior’ Labour MP in “Roll Up Rapists” Rant

Labour MP Austin Mitchell sent this characteristically diplomatic tweet during PMQs:

Now five female Tory MPs are demanding that Labour suspend him from the party:

What would Hattie have said if a Tory MP had said that…


  1. 1
    JoN says:

    Nowt to do with Britain being open for free trade then?

    Liked by 2 people

    • 4
      FU-Amerika says:

      Not when chemical and drug firms from the US seek to use us as their dumpnig as testing grounds.

      Liked by 1 person

    • 12
      Ippikin says:

      Good heavens no, that would be far too inconvenient.


    • 23
      platoon commander reporting Sir. says:

      communities united party chappie looks shitably depressed.
      shit plus able.
      might be worth a punt.


      • 40
        Anonymous says:

        This was an extremely offensive and insensitive
        statement for any rape victims.Shame on Mitchell.


    • 52
      D.I. Regan, Flying Squad says:

      @NickyMorgan01 @claire4devices @hbaldwinmp

      Shat it you slags and make me a cuppa tea.

      George! Leave them alone. They’re feminazis and like eating young DS’ bollocks for breakfast.


    • 66
      Er.....!?. says:

      Think some of these have missed the point… It will be interesting to see if the likes of the ever charming Nadine and others will get as exercised in 12/18 months when the dust has settled and Pfizer can get on with ‘r^ping and pillaging’ in the form of mass redundancies and asset stripping.


    • 78
      Common sense says:

      Silly hysterical women !!


    • 86
      Corby says:

      Exactly – we do not have the rules in place.

      But what on earth have rapists to do with the issue?

      Clearly mitchell has lost the plot entirely.


  2. 2
    Labour Lurching to the Left Under Miliband says:

    Labour meltdown.


    • 50
      The Growler says:

      If Camers cannot get a better commited terms than they have given, the Cons might be in melt down, it’s in a tory constituency


  3. 3
    US-out says:

    Hoping for a Yankee Free UK (and europa)


    • 24
      Steve Right says:

      How’s that working out for you? The EU sucks Obama’s cock as diligently as we do.


      • 31
        Old Nick Heavenly says:

        Angie at least has 1,495 tonnes of reasons to do this, not that they will ever see any more than the 5 tonnes that the thieving basturs sent back of refined scap gold!

        The Ukraine crap is designed to fluk up both Russia and the EU.

        A surprising number of people seemed to be totally sickened by the American Hypocrisy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        Liked by 1 person

        • 34
          Old Nick Heavenly says:

          Frankie goes flikin Nowhere is going to deliver the 2 massive warships to Vlad, larf; because they cannot afford the penalties; Maybe Sponge Barry could offer him the German’s gold as compensation to stop the deal and then sell the warships to you Brits?

          Liked by 1 person

    • 30
      Andy Car Park says:

      Get your credit from Eric Bugger of Bevercreek. He’ll see you right.


  4. 5
    WTF says:



  5. 6
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    So nothing to do with the Monopolies and Mergers Commission being abolished by Labour and the power transferred to the EU Competition Commission then.

    Liked by 2 people

    • 20
      Persona non grata says:

      Spot on. That these ineffectual halfwit MP’s pretend to have any influence where this merger is concerned is bemusing.

      Liked by 1 person

      • 39
        just saying says:

        I didn’t know Labour had done that.
        Thanks for pointing it out.


        • 44
          Axelrod watch says:

          It’s been said for weeks even on the Daily Politics! Labour are asking the impossible because they abolished the legal instruments they claim still exist.


  6. 8
    Ippikin says:

    I’m afraid in this case Austin Mitchell is behaving like a complete tit. We all know it so how come he doesn’t?


    • 73
      thostids says:

      He always has done. And by his own account expects to go on and on being returned by his voters to the point where his corpse smells even worse than he does now and has to be buried.


  7. 10
    Bosun Mitchell says:

    My father had an Austin Mitchell when he was a young man. It was noisy, ugly, unreliable and kept veering to the left, but it was surprising durable until, one day, the wheels finally fell off.

    Liked by 1 person

    • 14
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      Axelrods rusted through :-)


    • 15
      Ippikin says:

      Mine was a Mitchell 1100, Alaskan Blue and I loved it. How things change.


    • 35
      Handy says:

      Mine was a Princess. Went like the clappers but very noisy.


      • 64
        Anonymous says:

        Sounds like the Princess Di.


      • 75
        Glyn H says:

        No, more like Princess Margaret, recently described as an ocean going lump of self esteem and self indulgence floating on a sea of sycophancy. From a book review.

        Mitchell is an aging noisy and as Bercow described Fabricant silly man.

        Love the note in the Eye today that Mr Tony has ‘turned down’ an offer of the Garter. (Amazed it was offered but there) so the Prime Mentalist is also stymied! How in the name of C U on Tuesdaying C U on Tuesdayishness could he expect that honour defies reason. Becomes a dishonour if men like him appear in the 24!


    • 57
      Maximus says:

      I had a Mitchell 1100 sky blue, rust bucket, rubbish. Flogged it for £25 to some kids for banger racing and got a company car.


  8. 12
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Axelrods rusted through? :-)


  9. 16
    Grim says:

    That Mary Creagh is a pathetic robot like Mrs Balls.
    Same head, same hair and same tiny brain stuffed full of feeble soundbites.


  10. 17
    Long John Silver' parrot says:

    As long as leading PLC companies employ lots of people they can carry on producing products inefficiently which are overpriced if you listen to the bleating crap coming out of the mouths of our elected supposedly superior politicians.

    Long live the Global Market.


    • 29
      Maqb­oul says:

      One of the biggest foreign investors in the US is the UK. How about they nationalise our asses out of there?

      Those who want protectionism should fuck off to Venezuela or Argentina to see how it works over there.


  11. 19
    Need I say more? says:


  12. 21
    Pasteur says:

    Drug companies are so large and so corrupt because of the crap they have to go through dealing with the regulators in so many countries with unfree markets.


  13. 22
    Steve Right says:

    “Roll up rapists”

    If I worked in the House of Commons, that’s not a phrase I would publicly use.


  14. 26
    Maqb­oul says:

    Where were all these lefty twats when Mandelsbottom was giving away the British steel industry to the Indians in return for a few carbon credits?


    • 28
      Gerbil 7 says:

      They were grateful that dirty tricks were used to restore a Labour Government so to a man, they kept quiet.


  15. 32
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Ed Miliband is going to nationalise Football Clubs and Guido Fawkes blog.

    So that they are all run properly.


  16. 33
    Kraft says:

    Hello Austin, delicious chocolate you guys got over here.


  17. 37
    Ed Stalinbrand says:

    Such a big hoo-ha about the jobs of companies that experiment on live animals but not a dicky bird about the hundreds of thousands of jobs being lost in banking. Bank clerks and their families are second class citizens, are they?


  18. 42
    jgm2 says:

    Austin Mitchell is almost certainly a jackass but, in fairness, ‘roll up r*p*is*ts’ probably refers to the US brand of consolidation rather than anybody actually being r*a*p*e*d. In much the same way as the Greens like to refer to people who don’t follow their religions as environmental r*a*p*is*ts.


    • 47
      Ockham's Razor says:

      It is accepted Labour party narrative though.

      Their lexicon ranges all the way from racist to rapist.


    • 49
      C O (Ξ7s1) says:

      If Miliband points out that Austin is free to express himself but does not agree with the sentiment, Austin then has the ball in his court to do what he feels best.

      Now – if the general feeling is – go away I can express as I wish within the law – call it the O’ld H’olborn defence – then the complainers will look ‘right proper stupid’ for not having said the same in the past and playing along with the tune being called by the left.

      Over to Ed.


    • 55
      Jack Dromey says:

      I like big black cock, me.


    • 69
      Er.....!?. says:

      Of course! Axes to grind, a serious point deliberately missed.


    • 77
      broderick crawford says:

      Yeah well .. let s be fair re the above video made pre Sept 2013 ….Nigel was wrong about Slovenia weren t you Nige matey . Unless it s still in the pipeline and bail out comes after Euros to offset poll thrashing .

      Not being nasty Nigel but even you cannot get every prediction right mate just 90 percent which ain t bad Squire .. keep on trucking .


  19. 45
    BP says:

    Harsh but fair.


  20. 48
    Not just offensive but factualy wrong as well Austin says:

    Rapists are more likely to come from P*kistan or the Caribbean rather than the USA.
    The yanks mostly send snake oil salesman, shouty civil rights activists and hippy life coaches.


  21. 51
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Why do we have this page back again?

    It is timed 2:30 pm but the first comment was posted at 12:27.

    If we allow time to recede at this rate, we will get Tony Blair back again…


  22. 53
    Fake Chummy Bollocks says:


    • 67
      Michael Prick says:

      Why don’t UKIP feature a paid bl*ck model posing as the token ethnic in their campaign literature like the LibLabCons do Mr Bloom?


  23. 54
    gordon speake says:

    i have afart in my bucket


  24. 58
    no optional extras you pay for everything says:

    See they are trying say UKIP is a party of the far right, that Welsh windbag of that weird party they have in Wales has said it, some nutter on Sky papers said it last and surprise our lefty fruit cake Jimmy said it last night, seems UKIP is really hitting the LiblabCons and weird lefty hangers on hard, have they ever wondered why people not going to vote for the LibLabCons or do they just expect people to vote blindly for them


  25. 60
    Anonymous says:

    Mitchell is quite right to say that “Cameron dare not offend the US in any way.” Indeed, Cameron’s government spends its time apologising to everyone, including the Mau Mau.

    The only people whom Cameron doesn’t mind offending are traditional Conservative voters. And then he wonders why they are deserting in droves to UKIP.


  26. 62
    James Saville,Sir Cyril Fat C*nt,& Rolf says:

    We support Austin.

    ‘Two little boys had two……’Rolf.
    ‘Two little boys, where!?…..Sir Cyril fat C*nt
    ‘Too late I already had ‘em’………….Sir James Saville


  27. 71
    Labour looney says:

    Austin Mitchell is a has been. On the way out. Determined to turn a blind eye to Labour’s abuses. But hey ho!

    Look at the silly hens clucking around his tweet.



  28. 72
    DerrIn Brown sexually assaults vulnerable women. says:

    A lot of things these so called feminists are turning a blind eye too.


  29. 74
    DerrIn Brown sexually assaults vulnerable women backed up by the labour party says:

    It is perfectly acceptable to sexualy
    assault, demean & degrade a
    vulnerable woman if she takes drugs.
    She will be taught a lesson she will
    never forget. Who cares if her life is
    ruined. As long as the immoral labour party profit!


  30. 76
    Nick Griffin says:

    So who exactly has been offended by Austin Mitchell’s tweet? Or have we tunred into a society that is scared of its own language? Like the BBC not even being able to say Nig…sorry – the “N” word – not even in a news reporting and historical context?

    Britain is going down the pan….


  31. 79
    Arnold the Anarchist(weekends only) says:

    What is happening to our country when a bunch of useless, nannying hens that sit and brood in our parliament, at our expense, take offence at a word that has existed in the English language for centuries?. It is a word that can be applied in a whole range of contexts, not merely in the sexual one that these ladies instantly relate it to. Just shows where their brains are concentrated


  32. 80
    Sixupman says:

    What sensitive souls! There is nothing wrong with AVM!


  33. 81
    dogsled says:

    Harperson won’t say nowt. A.) because she is a hypocrite and B.) because she can’t afford to annoy any back benchers with her possible leadership bid coming up.


  34. 88
    a salami ham and bacon says:

    The Labour Party anagrams to “Upbeat Harlotry” and “Blah Rape Tryout”

    LibDems = A Baldric Molester

    Tories = Craven Soviets


  35. 89
    a salami ham and bacon says:

    The Labour Party anagrams to “Upbeat Harlotry” and “Blah_Rape_Tryout”

    LibDems = A Baldric_Molester

    Tories = Craven Soviets


  36. 90
    a salami ham and bacon says:

    T h e _ L a b o u r _ P a r t y _ a n a g r a m s _ t o _ ” U p b e a t _ H a r l o t r y ” _ a n d _ ” B l a h _ R a p e _ T r y o u t ”

    L i b D e m s _ = _ A _ B a l d r i c _ M o l e s t e r

    T o r i e s _ = _ C r a v e n _ S o v i e t s


  37. 91
    Brokerman says:

    BrokermanDaniel ‏@BrokermanDaniel · This is the only lady I want!
    Kate Middleton Naked Photographs. Future Queen of England. Hits for Tits!


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