May 9th, 2014

WATCH: Labour Release Another Clegg Attack Video

Labour have realeased another video attacking the party on 9% in the polls rather than the party that will likely beat them on the 22nd. Guido would love to see what secret polls Dougie Alexander is looking at that show a pending LibDem resurgence. Something must explain his obsession. Still, it’s better than the last one…


  1. 1
    The two Muppets says:

    Wee Dougie is not the sharpest knife in the drawer .

  2. 2
    Max Clifford: Hero of the left says:

    Make fun all you want scumbag Fawkes

    Come May 2015, the heroic people of Britain will sweep away the sleazy Tories and their Lib Dem puppet forces.

    The people are craving Marxism, and fortunately they will get it


  3. 3
    Liar.Politicians says:

    Is this all the party that is playing for the 35%* ‘win’ has got.

    And what are the Labour party policies – still a blank piece of paper then? Are Labour STILL ashamed to show off Ed Mikliband in their party broadcasts?

    Epic Fail.


  4. 4
    Perse O'Nalley says:

    Blimey, that’s worse than the Uncredible PEB of the other night. Well done Labour, keep going!! Twats.

  5. 5
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Oh well. That’s made my mind up!

    I was going to vote UKIP but that one clip has persuaded me that Labour is the party I can trust.

  6. 6
    A deranged, hate filled, racist, misogynistic, suspicious, intellectually vacant UKIP candidate says:

    Vote UKIP!!!….or Labour!!!

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    Litter louts!

  8. 8
    Ed Moribund says:

    Weak as piss.

  9. 9
    A deranged, hate filled, racist, misogynistic, suspicious, intellectually vacant UKIP candidate says:

    35% is all we need for a glorious victory over the Tories!!!

    It is essenatial the people’s Labour and UKIP parties keep the tories out of office, before those spivs and crooks damage the nation’s fabric any further

  10. 10
    John Page says:

    They really don’t want to leave the door open to coalition, do they.

  11. 11
    From personal experience says:

    I agree, very much so.

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    I’m getting to like this Clegg guy.

  13. 13
    British Bulldog says:

    Labour are obsessed by Nick Clegg.

    They cannot campaign on the subject of Europe because voters will learn of their planned treachery.

  14. 14
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    Carry on like that and I’ll inflict Nina & Fred on you.

  15. 15
    Owen Jones' Mummy says:

    Owen? Are you pretending to be Max Clifford again? It’s dinner time, put that computer down and wash your hands…Owen what IS that on your hands?…have you been playing with it again?

    Go to bed, NOW…and don’t come down until you’ve controlled yourself.

  16. 16
    Peter Martin says:

    ‘it’s better than the last one…’

    All things are, of course, relative.

    But putting Labour and LibDems neck and neck together at the bottom of the #politicsoftheleastbad pile is some kind of service, one supposes.

    And with Dave suddenly chillaxing on choices, albeit in rather specific areas to the extent that one might feel he has a face for every occasion, the field is narrowing.

  17. 17
    Oh dear says:

    I want to be first one to tongue kiss you’, entertainer Rolf Harris told girl

  18. 18
    Butterknife says:

    Quite, he’s more of a wooden spoon.

  19. 19
    Edna in Clapham says:

    Why don’t the left understand fair play?

    You don’t knock a man when he is down. They are such cowards and spineless wasters.

    Why don’t they try challenging the Cameroons or UKIP? Perhaps they can’t?

    Weak losers if you ask me.

  20. 20
    Gawd, I love the Harmans sooooo much says:

    Could not the Lib Dems hit back.
    For starters, the Harmans should be good for a few votes.
    Superimpose a black dildo on a photo of Jack D.
    Obtain a picture of Harriet force-feeding pie to children.
    A gift, surely?

  21. 21
    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    In more enlightened news, can confirm that there are at least 9 sun spots visible on the sun today.

    This is pertinent only in that the LibLabCon can do bugger all about this force of nature, except have a look and confirm the numbers.

    Bit like the rise of UKIP.

    Incidentally, anyone else notice the sun symbolism in the circular yellow background for the purple £ that they like to use ?

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    Funny video.

    Farewell Clegg.

  23. 23
    Scottish Labour Party doesnt exist says:

    YES,NO vote Scotland

    had to register electoral commission as London Labour Party

  24. 24
    The Bog Standard Labour Party. says:

    Defected Lib Dems voting Labour obsession. Defected Labour voting Ukip. Oh dear!

    Alexander ran David Miliband’s campaign & lost. He disenfranchised half of Scotland. The guy is a colossal fuck-up.

  25. 25
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Sucu Sucu means a criminal offence in Turkish. Surprising what one learns.

    Probably a good thing that Fred is dead.

    My vote has already been made and so even I am allowed a bit of flippancy. :-)

  26. 26
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Shush! They will only put up another thousand windmills if you tell them that! Did you see that IR link I posted earlier?

  27. 27
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    And now in glorious black and white….

  28. 28
    5 foot Poll says:

    In essence the strategy is that a Labour core vote plus defecting left-wing Lib-Dems will beat a Tory vote split by UKIP. This is the reason why Labour are focusing on Nick Clegg.

  29. 29
    Scottish Labour Party doesnt exist says:

    official name, for @scottishlabour is Accounting Unit,Scottish Region of Labour(London HQ}

  30. 30
    Genghiz the kahn says:
  31. 31
    Behind the times says:

    What was wrong with the last one?
    It summed up the Tories and Clegg nicely.

  32. 32
    5 foot Poll says:

    Also, I thought the video was rather good.

  33. 33
    marke09 says:

    Hope Clegg remembers these videos when Miliband comes knocking next May

  34. 34
    Will says:

    Well come the election if labour are the largest party and need to form a coalition well they won’t be calling the liberal party. Imagine then labours dispair if David Cameron forms a coalition with ukip. The sight of nick farage as deputy pm will have labour hyperventilating and the guardian newspaper will be full and wailing and nashing of teeth. Here’s hoping fingers crossed

  35. 35
    Jack Ketch says:

    Perhaps the Labour munchkins view the Lib-Dems in the way the Roman Catholic Church regarded heresy in the 15th and 16th Century. Instead of attacking their opponents, the Muslims, they spent their time trying to exterminate their soul mates. After all the Lib_Dems agree with almost everything that Labour believe in, just with more gay sex, more windmills and a better vintage of Pol Roger.

  36. 36
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Not available in your area

    I am

  37. 37
    Champagne Socialist. says:

    Errr. Its now clear, Nick’s head on a plate will be the price of a Lib-Lab coalition.

  38. 38
    Red Ed Milibland says:

    You are assuming that Clegg is the leader that Labour will be forming a coalition with. A rather big assumption there.

  39. 39
    Perse O'Nalley says:

    With the blessed St Nigel as PM.

  40. 40
    purveyor_of_turds says:

    the lib dems are screwed now. there only chance was to dump cleg for cable to winback the leftie dems however, he has now soiled himself with royal mail.

    they could well be destroyed fully in 2015.

  41. 41
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Any good?

  42. 42
    Barrraco Barna says:

    Agree. How did they persuade Clegg to front it?

  43. 43
    Ockham's Razor says:


    But I may be telling porkies! :-)

  44. 44
    The Growler says:

    The two largest parties seem to doing the same thing, attacking the LimpetyDems, what’s up with the morons the leading party is UKip, they only have themselves to blame if the LimpetyDems and UKip put a big surge in the pol, their guiding lights forget that the UK is not the US or Aussieland. UKip is going to give the dimmies a proverbial bloody nose they just think they can fool all of the people all of the time, instead of just some of the time.

  45. 45
    The Growler says:

    Is that what Aussies do?

  46. 46
    Jim says:

    Yet again no Labour Policies.
    I thought they were seriously in Debt and had to focus on winning?

  47. 47
    The Growler says:

    Are they Japanese?

  48. 48
    Cor Blimey says:

    The Liebor policies are those pieces of paper blowing in the wind and littering our streets, as well as the Limp Dim ones.
    The blank ones are Liebor and the ones with some writing on are the Limp Dims broken policies as well as Coalition broken promises.
    Axelgrease has obviously brought his negative character assassination processes with him.
    Would’nt it be marvellous if the Tories and Limp Dims came up with a film in which Axelrod is shown as the “American evil brains” (Dr Strangelove type) behind this Miliband Liebor programme?
    He could end up being even more vilified than his targets.
    Taxi for Mr Axelrod!

  49. 49
    Cor Blimey says:

    I prefer their “Little Boxes”

  50. 50
    The Growler says:

    The LimpetyDems would be raving mad to go into coalition with the Cons or Liebore, neither can be trusted in what they say, UKip would be mad to go in with the Cons as well.

  51. 51
    Core Tribal Labour Voter says:

    Gee why is my Labour party so against this man Clegg when they will probably have to join the sandal and beardy left wing Lib Dems in a coalition government? Is he a threat to my Labour party?

  52. 52
    Mrs Trellis of Barnsley says:

    Quite right dear. Cowardly custards if you ask me.
    I will be voting for the Grey & Silver Party when they form it.
    This man Farage could change his party’s name and I will vote for it.

  53. 53
    Sniper Spotter says:

    There are so so so so many targets in Labour.
    Many of the Labour women MP’s are on open sights.

  54. 54
    Gordon Broon - UK's worst PM EVER says:

    He did not want me so now it is revenge time.

  55. 55
    St Vince of Incapable says:

    Do not panic I am here and will save our Glorious Party.
    Now where did I put those top secret papers?

  56. 56
    Vince Cable says:

    Vince Cable? Never heard of him.

  57. 57
    broderick crawford says:

    Well either they drugged him up with some Hackney khat or they hypnotised him or …. it ‘s actually a damn fine bit of photoshopping .

    Wonder what they ve got in store for Dave …. they re obviously saving their bigger guns for nearer May 22nd .

    I d start really worrying Dave . In bed with Farage ….NOW!!

  58. 58
    Cardinal Biggles says:

    I thought that was by Pete Seeger. Did Nina & Frederik do a heavy metal cover version?

  59. 59
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Listen to BBC 4 The World One today. Ten minutes slagging off Nick Clegg. Seems to be a coordinate attack with Labour PPB. I wonder why this is ?

  60. 60
    The Growler says:

    Owen Jones’ Mummy, that is not the way because he will spend all “his time playng with it”

  61. 61
    Eeny meeny miny moe, catch a LibDem by the toe says:

    And yet you get people suggesting that there could one day be a LabLibDam coalition. Definitely pop-corn time if that should ever come to pass.

  62. 62
    Jim says:

    Silly me. These adverts are paid for by the Taxpayer not by party funds. Its those taxpayers that are the real Bloody Idiots.

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    “Labour Release Another Clegg Attack Video”
    When political ideologies can’t survive cogent face to face debate, there very few alternative options.

  64. 64
    10north says:

    It’s a genuine Libdem PPB intercut with library footage -eg Clegg entering No 10- and very cheap to do as it is recycled public domain footage.

  65. 65
    Nightmare on Benefit Street says:

    Absolutely right. The Lib Dims are going down as Clagg is the worst party leader of all time and they face the twighlight zone. Their voters are up for grabs.
    Your analysis is worthy of Little Nell whom I suspect is in real life an 18stone HGV driver.

  66. 66
    Bumboy on Benefit says:

    Yes, better dead than Fred.

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