April 17th, 2014

Russell Brand’s Marxist Facepalm

Presumably that means Brand will be giving up his:

Perhaps he could donate it all to foodbanks instead? Hypocrites of the world, unite…


226 Comments

  1. 1
    Gooey Blob says:

    The hypocrisy of the left…

  2. 2
    Polly Pot says:

    How come this skinny latte of a johnny come lately gets a house in Hollywood? I’ve been on this sackcloth and ashes kick since before that long streak of piss was even born.

    Where’s my mansion in California? I have to slum it in Umbria with Daily Telegraph types. Its quite foul there now.

    I need a pay rise! A pay rise AND a movie deal.

  3. 3
    Dogshirre says:

    VOTE UKIP…….

  4. 4
    The British media are cunts says:

    He’s a cuunt

  5. 5
    Scottish Chav says:

    hypocrites like this need shooting … through the lungs

  6. 6
    Rashida Manjoo says:

    SEXIST PIG !!!!!

  7. 7
    Táxpáyér says:

    70 million dead.

    Seems fair if it’s only lefties.

  8. 8
    Baroness Queef says:

    His palm is best used for what he is famous for-being a wanker.

  9. 9
    The Hodge offshore trust says:

    And what film would that be? Porkys The Return? Private Function?

  10. 10
    now open wide says:

    has the shit dropped in yet.
    fraise freeze.
    frame is in.
    .
    freeze the image of the shit falling in the mouth.
    confused.
    garden, garden.
    turn the world upsidde down.
    .sid jid is stubborn. and now the sweatness goes.
    .
    the image is in the retina.
    the antenna belongs belongs
    – seat is apple. fumes are pungent.
    is it time for a head stand or gand standing?
    r is u.
    brand is cross. he jesus
    at the junctiin, just st and wait for “o””oh””@”
    i bs, ibs. i b us?

  11. 11
    cheche says:

    Fatima Rashida Al ABatti

    WAAAAAACist

  12. 12
    Hot cross buns says:

    It rubbed off very quickly

  13. 13
    Roger says:

    Has he held up a bank???
    He isn’t worth the air he breaths.

  14. 14
    Thatcher Revolutionary says:

    What a hairy shite.

  15. 15
    Harriet Harman says:

    Sounds like our kinda socialist.

  16. 16
    Morgan's Organ says:

    What do people see in this juvenile arse?

  17. 17
    Chris Mast says:

    There are only a few of these tosses….lefties who have earned a bit for fuck knows what, they will always appear on the end seat on QT if you are unlucky enough to switch in by mistake. Ugly bloke with vineyard in Italy recently. Get to LA man and sort it out.

  18. 18
    Nemesis. says:

    It just highlights what a crazy world this is when a twat like Brand can get so much money. To me he is the most obnoxious, stupid fucking boy in the whole of TV and film. He’s even worse than Justin Bieber and that’s about as low as you can get.

  19. 19
    Champagne socialjizzm says:

    This is what absolutely kills me about the left. Ask any wealthy left winger if they’ve given away any of their wealth and you’ll get a stony silence. Polly Toynbee, Russell Brand, Yasmin Alibhai Brown, Owen Jones, the Benns et al have plenty of money and homes but not a single one has done anything to help the poor. Tony Benn left his Holland Park mansion to his children who are all grown up and have their own homes. Why not offer it to a low income family at an affordable rent? Polly has a villa in Tuscany. Why not treat some underprivileged children to a holiday staying at the villa? Owen Jones makes more than enough money to have expendable income, which contravenes Marx’s declaration that wages should be subsistence only. Why not donate all his expendable income to people who use food banks? And Russell Brand has enough millions in the bank. Why not use his wealth to help hundreds of thousands of people living in poverty? Utter fucking hypocrites.

  20. 20
    Maria von Trapp says:

    Ah, but he has eight million Twitter followers so he must be right, mustn’t he?

  21. 21
    lescrompsblogg says:

    Cameron, make the rascal a Dame FFS

  22. 22
    Polly Pot says:

    There’s something {weird} about Polly.
    One flew over the cloud cuckoo’s nest.
    Bend bits like Bevan.

  23. 23
    Barry Norman Bates says:

    Dumb and Dumber

  24. 24
    NorthernGit says:

    These left-wing, showbiz numpties piss me off.

  25. 25
    Nemesis. says:

    Twitter followers = twats so you are correct. Eight million fucking twats – unbelievable!

  26. 26
    Bill Quango MP says:

    You have to be wealthy to care about the poor. Really, very wealthy.

    Everyone else is too busy working 12 hour days and trying to keep the thieving socialists from taking their cash to be much concerned about the Chavs.

  27. 27
    The public says:

    You can buy a hundred thousand followers for a couple of hundred quid. And he’s not short of dough is he?

  28. 28
    broderick crawford says:

    The figures surprised me . He s obviously found the angle.
    tell yah what .. fair play to the guy .

    If he s worth around 20 mill at his age that s not bad for an ex junkie .

    Carry on like that son and you ll out earn Saint Geldof .

  29. 29
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Polly you don’t have a huge income to avoid from UK tax authorities so it ain’t worth your while to become non-res and reside in a lower tax regime. Wussell the Wevolutionary however…

  30. 30
    Wotak Hunt says:

    What a turd and a too faced one at that…honestly does anyone even take him seriously except the slappers he sleeps with

  31. 31
    Winston says:

    Agreed

  32. 32
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Was Marx a millionaire I wonder ?

  33. 33
    broderick crawford says:

    If Polly s a Tuscan veteran I m surprised she hasn t yet got her claws into a rich Italian C(o)unt.

    (there are still many left despite the state of the country …. old untaxed money dontcha know …Kapish !!)

  34. 34
    rick says:

    I have asked the same question many times. How do the Pollys and the Brands do it?

  35. 35
    Bill Quango MP says:

    War of the words
    The bad, the worse and the ugly
    12 angry birds
    Forrest Grump
    &
    Its a Wonderful life

  36. 36
    jgm2 says:

    I need to fuck Katy Perry. Why didn’t he send her around my house when he’d finished with her?

  37. 37
    jgm2 says:

    I don’t believe so. But like so many of his followers he never worked a day in his life.

  38. 38
    Universal Pictures says:

    Excuse me Mr Brand, would you mind postponing your revolution till you’ve finished the voice work for Despicable Me 3? Usual fee plus limos from the airport, hotel and Beverly Hills brothel.

  39. 39
    Bill Quango MP says:

    No.

    But his friend Engels inherited great wealth and bankrolled the lazy Marx, who would have starved otherwise. Probably would have been better that way. 1 death by starvation rather than the 100 million odd Marxist Famine deaths that followed his loony writings.

  40. 40
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Agree fair play to him. And if he wants to be a tax exile no sweat. But to pontificate on what others, who probably worked harder for their dosh, should do with it is enough to make you wretch.

    He’s fishing for easy kudos and it will backfire spectacularly like the last time he shared his passionate views.

  41. 41
    broderick crawford says:

    The only credible role he should play is Jesus himself .

    Then at the crucifixion they could bring in the realism and
    stick real nails in …….. whether he would rise again
    on the third day is pure conjecture.

  42. 42
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Brazenly.

  43. 43
    R.E.B says:

    Not the first one to pretend to be a socialist to get fools to part with their money. This is why the leftist elites want to lower the voting age, they know they can con the Russell Brand fans into voting for them.

  44. 44
    Ohthisbloodypc says:

    you’d think with all that money he could afford to hire a funny script writer

  45. 45
    Blowing Whistles says:

    It might be a mystery to some blinkered souls on here as to why Brand and Wross were never nicked for their BBC ‘publicly broadcast’ mouthings … when others out there like joe public get hauled before the beaks and – actually get put in the nick [UNLAWFULLY] by some really devious fuckers – like a police farce (with an agenda) in cahoots with the CPS (with an agenda) and in cahoots with the complainants (with an agenda).

    But hey ho – the evidence is out there.

  46. 46
    broderick crawford says:

    SIR ALAN SWEETBOY AND SIR RICHARD CHUTNEY SAY

    they re alll trying to catch up with us but at least we earned oour money
    (well that s our story and we re sticking to it ).

  47. 47
    Right Full Rudder says:

    That is the key thing to understand about the left. It is an upper class pity / guilt thing. Poor people are welcome to be pitied by them but not to chip in with their common, uneducated opinions.

    To use the give a man a fish / teach a man a fish analogy, the younger lefties would sooner organise a demo against people who have too many fish and video each other smashing fishmongers’ windows. The older ones would set up a quango to regulate fish supply and appoint themselves to it with £150k salaries plus a chauffeur.

  48. 48
    Jemimmmmma Goldrich Khan says:

    Don’t forget me! I’m richer than my boyfriend even more left wing. xxxx

  49. 49
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Like th eothers he probably took her back to get money off the empties

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t forget socialist man of the people the late Donald “three millions” Dewar.

  51. 51
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Not a mystery at all. It was in bad taste but hardly illegal.

  52. 52
    Django Brand Toynbee etc etc.. says:

    “Do as I say, not as I do”!

  53. 53
    Not him again says:

    Don’t tell us, let us guess.
    They are Juiceers? Or their mates with some Juicers? Or the juice control the media, especially television , so the juice got them let off? Anyway it was the Juice wot done it.

  54. 54
    broderick crawford says:

    Are you working tomorrow Guido or are you having the weekend off ??

    Will we see you Easter Monday or will you still be in your pit ?

    Happy Easter to you and all the Moddies.

  55. 55
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    This is going to spawn a swarm of palm retorts on twitter.

    “Send me a million Russ,
    I’m fucking starving
    and Poor, so
    Hurry up mate”

  56. 56
    Maria von Trapp says:

    They are still people who are thick enough to vote Labour and imagine that they will be feather bedded.

    That is why I live in the mountains.

  57. 57
    Inconvenient Truth says:

    “Marxism builds on a materialist understanding of societal development, taking as its starting point the necessary economic activities required by human society to provide for its material needs.”

    WTF does this tit ever contribute to society’s Material Needs? I used to like him, but he’s just another Blair, etc. A phoney, a BShooter, a falsehood, a twat…He talks the talk, but when it comes to walking, the kid is Stenna Stair Lift material…

  58. 58
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    So he didn’t get an advance on his book hehe?

  59. 59
    jgm2 says:

    The heavy metal, Fluoride, made them do it.

  60. 60
    The two muppets. says:

    You would have to be pretty desperate or drunk to want to be anywhere near Polly.

  61. 61
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Thank you for your content and input trolling smear merchant at 6:09 pm.

    Please go and read up about Lenin, Stalin, Trotsky and Marx – of Marxism / Commune.ism then try to keep the blinkers off in working out who financed them? You just might be able to wake up a little bit more.

  62. 62
    Blowing Whistles says:

    i have noted on an earlier blog today that rather a lot of bloggers have laid into you – oh and i left you some comments over there also.

  63. 63
    nell says:

    Remind me again why the beeb paid him £millions to make an appallingly abusive phone call to a Grandfather and cause a family tremendous grief !

    He needs to go and bury himself in his multi million dollar hollywood house – we don’t need his likes here.

  64. 64
    jessicacacaca Reeeed, Gaurdianista, pre-packaged dopey PC opinions says:

    I am an editor for the Guardian and I publicly shame myself if I fail to meet the quota of 150% writers being women and 250% being minority BME ethnic enriched.

    All you white males here are sad and girls don’t like you because you’re not feminist.

  65. 65
    Bert says:

    The Blob.

    I win.

  66. 66
    Dogshirre says:

    VOTE UKIP and kick Champagne Marxist C U N T S like Brand in the Balls

  67. 67
    Bert says:

    Beer goggles wouldn’t be enough. Have to be full psychotic breakdown goggles, and then you’d have to kill yourself afterwards.

  68. 68
    nell says:

    Funny? You are kidding! I know he claims to be a comedian in much the same way that gordonbrown and bullyballs claim to be economists.

    We all know none of that is true!

  69. 69
    Lord Lucan says:

    I have tried hard to get hold of heavy metal Flouride, jgm2, but cannot find any.

    Do you have an idea where I can get some or has Blowing Whistles cornered the m@rket?

  70. 70
    One can but agree with Mr Geldof this time says:

    Brand presented the 2006 NME Awards. At the ceremony Bob Geldof, who was accepting an award from Brand, said at the podium, “Russell Brand – what a tnuC”.

  71. 71
    jgm2 says:

    I suspect it exists only in his fucked-up head or some place copy’n’pasted from some conspiracy website maintained by a greasy-haired 40-year-old who still lives with his mum.

  72. 72
    die Endlösung says:

    Do you have a really final solution for the Joooz, BW?

  73. 73
    RomaBob... says:

    Indeed a right ham shanker!

  74. 74
    Lord Lucan says:

    But I thought he was really clever – in fact, he told me he was.

    I also tried asking for Fluoride but got the same response.

  75. 75
    Lisping pr@ says:

    Too busy trying to get through to Sachs regarding Sachs’ grand-daughter, that’s why. He was with that other pile of unfunny shite, Jonafun Wo55.

  76. 76
    Learning Disability says:

    Socialism = 100 million plus dead.

  77. 77
    Gooey Blob says:

    Oh Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters

  78. 78
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    :)

  79. 79
    jgm2 says:

    The clown is still trying to pretend he didn’t say it. Or that it doesn’t matter that he claimed that Fluoride was a heavy metal. It’s almost as if he doesn’t give a fuck about his credibility.

  80. 80
    Russell Brand says:

    Look, the quote is ‘from each according to his ability’. As I obviously have no ability at all, I don’t have to give away any of my money. Duh.

  81. 81
  82. 82
    Tom Gradgrind says:

    My thesis is entitled “The History of Ideas and the Role of Blowing Whistles in Achieving Ultimate Wisdom.” I have every comment you have ever made listed in my Appendices together with numerous photographs which I have taken. It would be an honour if you could arrange to meet me at the LSE so I can complete the biographical detail. When would be convenient for you?

  83. 83
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Yes, bacon sandwiches.

  84. 84
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Just a mo, am I brushing my teeth with heavy metal???

  85. 85
    Votes wanted, we promise we will lie our heads off says:

    According to the school boy,the expert of all knowledge, who’s long life knows all of mankinds problems, people are voting UKIP because of immigration, words spoken on SKY, he really hasn’t got a life or a clue, god help Liebour if they ever give him chance to be candidate for an MP

  86. 86
    die Endlösung says:

    Verr interesting/ Unt zen?

  87. 87
    Fucking dis custard says:

    Cos he’s a long haired horrible Hunt

  88. 88
    Yhudi Goldburg says:

    Not all J’s are evil money and power grubbing bastards.

    Steady! We have a reputation to keep up, you know…

    Shalom!

  89. 89
    Fucking dis custard says:

    He hasn’t paid me yet. Oh! I forgot to follow him.

  90. 90
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Unt zen a nice kosher cuppa tea.

  91. 91
    MagicFlute says:

    Looks like his ‘needs’ are of an astronomical nature, however I am unclear of the nature of his ‘abilities’.

  92. 92
    Blowing Whistles says:

    IMPOSTER!

  93. 93
    UP AGAINST THE WALL MOTHERF*CKERS, GOOD ENOUGH FOR CHE GOOD ENOUGTH FOR YOU! says:

    It is interesting how the default position of the far right is to attack people instead provide a cohesive and sound argument of its position.

    It says a lot about their own insight into the weakness of their theories.

    And it is also interesting how free marketeers and hyper capitalists have managed to conflate capitalism with wealth creation.

    that’s their greatest trick of all. Deconstruct that and they’re f*cked.

  94. 94
    Vote Arkle says:

  95. 95
    The British public says:

    He is a total arse.

  96. 96
    Chris Mast says:

    Why waste finger energy on this tosser? Why has adage gone to Chav Central? Is the common man there presently? One could not imagine The Jacob there on the shingle with a beer bottle in hand.

  97. 97
    Chris Mast says:

    Adage=dave, effing ipad.

  98. 98
    Dave says:

    Chillax. It’s the weekend. All over the country candidates and their agents will be counting out leaflets into bundles and plotting their delivery by the even sadder and diminishing troupes of suckers they have roped in to do this. In many instances, there will be no helpers. We’ll end up paying Romanians to deliver them. I don’t care. They are cheap. And I shall be plotting how to ignore the results of the May election anyway.

  99. 99
    Anonymous says:

    Polly love, Marx was quite clear on this and indeed he is quoted correctly on the hand above, Marx was talking about men… “…his ability”, “… his need” your gender is not mentioned. I can only assume that this is because women did not matter to Marx at least not when it comes to the world of politics and economics.

  100. 100
    Chris Mast says:

    Seems to fit the requirements though in particular…bummer.

  101. 101
    seems fair says:

    He has no ability and he doesn’t need anything.

  102. 102
    Mavis Ramsbottom says:

    he’s like all lefties, ignorance is bliss

  103. 103
    cured lefty says:

    One thing I cant stand is well off , comfortably pensioned , pontificating lefties voicing opinions to other well off …comfo ect. about the poor ,the disavantaged ,the victims of capitalism….the very same leftie bastards who used every facet of capitalism to enable them to voice opinions on ..im so tired of them.

  104. 104
    Col. Nut says:

    As a skinny, greasy,, mouthy, empty headed, priapic piece of shite Brand should fit in well in Hollywood.

  105. 105
    M says:

    Juveniles like an arse so he’s appealing to his market audience . Remember always produce the product for your customer audience , that it wants .

    In private though probably dispises the audience .
    (101 socialism )

  106. 106
    Leftwit says:

    There are two types of socialist:

    1 Labour’s true client state, trapped in the benefits system created by Blair and Brown, moaning on about having no job or money and blaming everyone but themselves, but secretly knowing they are better off on benefits, so voting for the party they know will keep them in the idle lifestyle to which they have become accustomed

    2 spoilt rich kids who are immune from the realities of socialism because they have plenty of cash. Curiously they never feel they should redistribute their wealth according to their lefty principles

  107. 107
    Chris Mast says:

    Immigration isn’t the total problem.

    In hundreds of towns all,over the UK, odd looking men walk around in pairs with a grizzled nasty look. There are some ugly females some times with them. None are working. We pay them to be here FFS. Not all immigrants are unwanted but with these low lifes you would not leave a door or car unlocked. Why must these aRoma types be in our beautiful land?

    It is essential that the Elite get the message next month.

  108. 108
  109. 109
    O'Bama says:

    I am assuming they let any old dodgy communist into the USA these days.

  110. 110
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Indeed.

  111. 111
    Is this guy for real? says:

  112. 112
    StevieBC says:

    Absolutely, a bit ‘rich’ coming from a wealthy ‘comedian’, but I fear that GF is skating on thin ice with his moral indignation;

    “…Hypocrites of the world, unite…”

    Yet, progressing from the mission statement of ‘…honest intentions…’ to then selling out to The Sun and the Murdoch Empire…does seem a bit ‘rich’ too, don’t you think ?

    The site’s honesty is now questionable, but bias is obvious.

  113. 113
    cured lefty says:

    Apart from the shite accent brand has the most revolting mouth .how the fuck any woman would let him tongue her defies reason.his gob , teeth. Ideal kennels for last weeks salad sushi you get my drift ok ill come clean he is pictorially one revolting keunt

  114. 114
  115. 115
    cured lefty says:

    Why dont we get any flavour of japans immigration policy from the multi culti chunts maybe it might not reveal the truth as they demand it

  116. 116
    seems fair says:

    If the majority of the population (i.e. those earning less than £60,000 a year) get tax credits; where does all the tax come from?

    where does all the disposable cash for consumer spending come from if wage growth is sluggish, but energy bills and immigrant-induced housing costs keep rising?

    I find ESA confusing… it sounds like it’s for people who should be either on DLA or SSP, or who should just forego that pizza and packet of fags and go for a jog to the nearest allotment and eat some salad.

    There must be an alternative to the state pension.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/legacy/daveharvey/2010/09/scrap_public_pensions_says_pen.html

    Why should a typical public sector worker get more pension than an typical private sector worker?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/pensions/10494003/Scrap-tax-relief-and-boost-state-pension-to-10000.html

    ending tax relief?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/pensions/9902745/The-best-pensions-in-the-world.html

    compulsory private pensions, anyone?
    never heard about the Austrialian one, but I’ve heard people say the Dutch one is better than ours.

  117. 117
    seems fair says:

    If the majority of the population (i.e. those earning less than £60,000 a year) get tax credits; where does all the tax come from?

    where does all the disposable cash for consumer spending come from if wage growth is sluggish, but energy bills and immigrant-induced housing costs keep rising?

    I find ESA confusing… it sounds like it’s for people who should be either on DLA or SSP, or who should just forego that pizza and packet of fags and go for a jog to the nearest allotment and eat some salad.

    There must be an alternative to the state pension.

    Why should a typical public sector worker get more pension than an typical private sector worker?

    ending tax relief?

    compulsory private pensions, anyone?
    Australian or Dutch system is better than ours.

  118. 118
    jgm2 says:

    Hahahahaha.

    You underestimate me

    Hahahahahaha.

  119. 119
    Norman Normal says:

    It’s how he makes his money? He’s nothing but a pied piper of the media age. Very clever actually. What’s stupid are those who believe he means what he says, it’s an act designed to make money.
    If you have any sense just ignore him and refuse to talk about him.

  120. 120
    Mr Nobody says:

    Socialists are unwilling to spend their own money, they’d rather spend other people’s.

  121. 121
    Bloke says:

    Fuck off!!??! What’s the point of getting into socialism unless it’s to get rich!??!!? See Kinnocks, Meddlesome, Millionairband and all the other rich Marxist barsturds.

  122. 122
    Coppers for the poor! says:

    Russel Brand is a hypocrite who himself has feasted on the vulnerable to enrich himself. Wank st@ined Hand! Marxism does not work.

  123. 123
    Derron Brown Full time w@nker & perv for C4 says:

    My hand is sticky Russell. Fap-Fap-Fap!

  124. 124
    Derron Brown Full time w@nker & perv for C4 says:

    So what is Brand’s abilities? Being an ex heroin addict. *Fap*Fap*Fap*.

  125. 125
    Mr Quelch says:

    I’m awfully sorry but I don’t know who this Brand chappie is. If he has all that moolah he must be good at whatever it is he does – which is what ? Seems a load of folks (on here anyway) don’t care for him overmuch. How come then he is so rich if not universally popular – is he some sort of criminal e.g. bank robber, jewel thief. Perchance he is a fabulous musician, writer or artist who has escaped my attention. Having read some of the comments above, I really don’t want to meet him but was just enquiring out of curiosity , like.

  126. 126
    White rabbit says:

    I am a qualified quack palm reader and his knob and lifeline look a bit stunted to me. I advise giving all his worldly goods and cash away pronto. To a worthy charidee of course. Safe bra. All the best for the season.

  127. 127
    Blowing Whistles says:

    IMPOSTER!

  128. 128
    Leech Off The Weak. says:

    Use of the Savoy’s butlers to
    do his shopping??

    Ffs?

  129. 129
    Leech Off The Weak. says:

    These scum charge thousands for charity work. Scum.

  130. 130
    dAVE t says:

    Im only a labourer, I cant afford to be a Socialist.

  131. 131

    Weird that Guido is so fucking obsessed with Brand that he follows his Twitter feed and spends time researching Brand’s income and wealth. Jealous? Much?
    Fact is, love him or hate him, Brand can connect with thousands more people than the fat camp self hating paddy Tory cocksucker who runs this blog. Far from being loony left Brand does not seem to side with any of the scum that Guido has spent his life sponging a living off of. One does wonder why Guido is so infatuated with Brand, maybe Guido has a little crush on Rusty?
    One also has to wonder as to why an overweight, weird looking, obviously closeted Irishman would be so obsessed with a BRITISH parliament’s daily activities? We all know that Ireland’s political world is basically an episode of Father Ted but with more child abuse, guns and heroin so why doesn’t the fat mick turn his limp wristed attention to that.

  132. 132
    hi ya sin th says:

    now kiss the wrist as if there was no tomorrow, and . cry?
    patek patek my foot. all weath is common. answer for every question.
    wreath or wealth.
    al same, all al bin sultan.
    surf, ski or fly, both eyes straight ahead. the question is the same: who will be champ. at least when yawning face the sky. is there such a thing? or just deep space. if “the” can be pronounced correctly, where is the embarressment in asking for compensation. the restriction is mathematical.
    tic
    toc.
    who loyes ya?
    only wed.nessi.day.
    do what ypu want on mndays and forgets the rest.
    “forgets”, how?

  133. 133
    Norman Normal says:

    They open their legs for anyone rich? Surely not, but ugly rich guys are never short of women are they?

  134. 134
    Django The Truth Sayer. says:

    What Brand has written on his hand is the Sponger’s Charter, “I don’t want to work, I am not willing to work, under not circumstance will I work and I expect someone else to work and keep me housed, fed and comfortable “.

  135. 135
    Norman Normal says:

    Looks like Guido was right on the money then ….?

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    Anonymous says:

    Interesting that you can’t put together an argument without resorting to racism, homophobia and all kinds of other prejudice fuelled slurs that you and your ilk claim is the trade of people like the authors of this blog.

    I doubt that anyone running this blog begrudges him the money he’s made – good luck to him. However, can’t you see that his comments are more than a little hypocritical, or do you think that he’s living by the slogan he’s chosen to tweet?

    Are you really as thick as your comment suggests?

    Make as much money as you want, but don’t expect to be serious when claiming as a very wealthy man to be a socialist.

  138. 138
    dAVE t says:

    + 1

  139. 139
    Ed (Too Fat must Fast for Flat Waistline) Balls says:

    Go on you unfunny Hunt Brand, assuage your feckin’ conscience like the rest of the beeboid celebs do when they comment on socialist matters or do things for charity unpaid!!

    Parasites!!

  140. 140
    Russell Brand not at all funny but a loud mouthed twat says:

    Do as I say not as I do.

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    That Brand has become the poster boy of the left seems quite fitting when you know their history says:

    Brand is going hell for leather to seize the crown of the biggest hypocritical c unt on he planet from Bono.

  142. 142
    Teh Grauniad says says:

    It would be fun to find out though

  143. 143
    Avant Garde Masturbater says:

  144. 144
    Ignoring the honey sweet words, the reality is..... says:

    From each according to his means, to each according to the amount of bullets we have up the spout.

  145. 145
    Ewe & me & The Herd Mentality says:

    Ewe only participate in Democracy on a
    Saturday night. Pay 2 vote for Dancing
    Queens or SimonCowell’s tripe. The money
    spider spins ur democratic rights
    so u pay top bucks to go and buy
    their shite and we-e-e-ave we are
    looooosing so we-e-eave we are losing the illusion.

    Oh

  146. 146
    Bono's Accountant says:

    Has he hired thugs?

  147. 147
    Tesco is a pile of shite says:

    Breathes.

  148. 148
    2 b or not 2 b a luvvie? says:

    These moron media stars are hypocritical scum. Double standards. Brand should retire.

  149. 149
    Axe the telly tax says:

    Well the BBC are staying to type. All this great economic news, employment rising more women in work since records began and the BBC report nothing, nada zilch…fuck all.

  150. 150
    Non sexist says:

    “There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world” according Rashida Manjoo part-time professor of law at Cape Town University

    sexism in this country? hahaha…. The poor dear, She needs to get herself laid once in a while.

  151. 151
    Ockham's Razor says:

    One has to laugh! :-D

  152. 152
    Fixed that for you says:

    Weird that Darren French is so fucking obsessed with Guido that he follows his blog. Jealous? Much?
    Fact is, love him or hate him, Guido can connect with thousands more people than the skinny narcissistic self hating socialist cocksucker Brand. Far from being a Tory, Guido (as anyone who actually reads this blog would know) does not seem to side with any of the scum that Brand has spent his life sponging a living off of. One does wonder why Darren French is so infatuated with Guido, maybe Darren has a little crush on Paul?

  153. 153
    Pedant says:

    Technically she should be err full if you know what I mean?

  154. 154
    Square Eyes says:

    What?

    So BW finds out that he is 27% J?

    OMG! Enough for Adolf?

  155. 155
    2 b or not 2 b a luvvie? says:

    Leech off the weak Russell Brand is a waste of fresh air. Why does he not fuck of to Venezuela and gives all peace? Hypocrites.

  156. 156
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    HHHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPP !!!

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

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    Leftism = mental illness says:

    Brand and Bono; 2 cheeks of the same arse

  159. 159
    White rabbit says:

    Startling poll rating for Liberal Democrats. Amazing it’s so high.

  160. 160
    Brown shitey hand. says:

    21 million dead because of communism. Hahahaha!

    ©leechofftheweakcomedianrussell

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    He has a point says:

    He has a cheat’s advantage in that the gerrymandered seats remain unreformed, Labour safe seats being tiny compared to Tory ones and the electoral system is deeply corrupted by inaccurate electoral registers, postal voting scams and opportunities for personation.

  162. 162
    Peaches Geldof says:

    Hey Russell! Come and join me. It is much better here. Free crack.

  163. 163
    cured lefty says:

    Labour inclined know the two eds are and will be total disasters in power at least blair mandelbum et al had some showtime attraction (mea culpa, mea culpa)
    never ever let socialists anywhere near levers of power.

  164. 164
    Hugh Janus says:

    You forgot ‘talentless’.

  165. 165
    Táxpáyér says:

    “conflate capitalism with wealth creation”

    Possibly because they are synonyms. Comparative advantage and then keeping the fruits of your time is the basis of wealth creation.

    Anti-capitalism is the basis of wealth destruction. Whether rent-seekers like brand, or more direct forms of extortion.

  166. 166
    Táxpáyér says:

    > begrudges him the money he’s made

    I don’t know. Taxing copyrights properly would be an excellent start.

  167. 167
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    NOMISHTERBOND!!! (scuttle) EXPECTYOUTODIE!! (ting) MEYOW!

  168. 168
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Have you noticed the corrupted electoral system in this country rarely gets a mention on the corrupted MSM.

    Funny that.

  169. 169
    Táxpáyér says:

    To each according to the amount they do for society = capitalism

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    Harriet Pie-Harman says:

    Better still if they young kids.

  172. 172
    Better check his visa says:

    Twitter
    Laura Kuenssberg ‏@bbclaurak 57s
    Excl – Labour hires David Axelrod – Architect of Obama’s elections – more on #newsnight now

  173. 173
    Grace Slick says:

    I want to stand up for Blowing Whistles. He has some good aspects, even if he keeps them well hidden.

    It is not his fault that he writes like a fucking turkey.

  174. 174
    Anonymous says:

    Seems fair…

  175. 175
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    How dare Labour copy our tactics !!!

  176. 176
    Mrs Ordinary person - not fooled by Labour says:

    The bbc are bigging up Labour (situation normal) tonight pushing the latest Labour move that some sleight of hand merchant, American, named Axelrod has agreed to take the Labour gold and therefore, (bbc logic here) Red Ed will be Prime Minister.

    The bbc logic is that Axelrod got Obama elected, look how that has brought America down, obviously he likes to work with weak, vacillating, selfserving Marxists.

  177. 177
    Hughie Green says:

    OK, folks! It’s make your mind up time. Which one is the real Blowing Whistles?

    Answers on the back of a postcard please.

    And I mean that most sincerely.

  178. 178
    jemima khan says:

    I earned my money and I’ll be damned if the poor people are having it.

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    Fish says:

    Yeah. The problem that Axlerod will have is that Miliband is no Obama.

    On the political landscape – until Blair, Democrats and Republicans equated with different wings of the Tory party, Brown and Miliband turned the clock back, but despite that Weird Ed is trying to ride on Obama’s coat tails. His political philosophy, though, is closer to Chavez than the US President.

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    David Minibanana says:

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    Black Sabbath says:

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    Russell Brand says:

    Do as I say, not as I do.

    I’m off to snort coke of a supermodel’s buttocks and then drink champagne, all paid for by money I’ve made working for movie studios owned by billion dollar American conglomerates.

  183. 183
    Closet Fruitcake says:


    David Cameron officially declares that he is patron of an initiative run by “Common Purpose”, a charity linked to the campaign for tougher regulation of the Press.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/10423070/Press-row-PM-faces-questions-over-link-to-charity.html

  184. 184
    Tits on Youtube - whatever next? says:

  185. 185
    Russell Brand says:

    Capitalism is evil. But just leave my millions alone. They’re mine.

  186. 186
    Psittacine's Charter says:

    Great to see you back, feathered friend!

  187. 187
    Tony Benn says:

    Starvation and poverty fell under the Great Leap Forward. It’s true. Despite all your propaganda, it worked. Hundreds of millions of people died, thereby reducing the number of people starving.

  188. 188
    We don't live in the EU, but we might live in Europe says:

    That Laura Kuenssberg just met her match with that La Penne women on Newsnight, Kuenssberg is an arrogant one , not even waiting for answers to her rubbish questions.

  189. 189
    Eminem says:

    They said I can’t rap about being broke no more
    They didn’t say I can’t rap about coke no more
    Bitch you think I won’t choke no whore
    Till her vocal cords ain’t working in her throat no more?

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    Weygand says:

    If you have such little ability as Brand and such great needs it makes sense.

    He has the sort of instinctive intelligence of a woodlouse.

  191. 191
    Benny Hill says:

    But they still do not prompt for UKIP!

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    Models are ugly now? says:

    I don’t loathe him as much as that ugly narcissist Cara Delevigne. How the fuck is she classed as a supermodel? And her each and every photo shows her sticking out her tongue as though she’s got tourette’s. Fuckwit.

  193. 193
    Models are ugly now? says:

    Can someone please explain how this irritating, spoilt munter is regarded as a model?

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    NE Frontiersman says:

    It sounds such a ringing plea for justice, until you ask exactly how it would work.
    If you want to retire early, but have a socially-useful skill, by the logic of the phrase you shouldn’t be allowed to.
    Shaw put it more brutally:’Compulsory labour, with death as the final penalty, is the key- stone of Socialism.”
    Some might argue that ‘Arbeit Macht Frei’ is where the idea ends up.

    Curiously, the phrase is first used in English by William Morris, who didn’t speak German but did know Engels. His defenders would say it’s a plea for education and opportunity, not for compulsion.

    Morris, who described himself as a Marxist Communist, never renounced the inherited mining wealth that gave him his start, though he toyed with the idea; nor did he leave it to the Movement (though he spent much of it on political activity) , but to his family, to the dudgeon of some who admired him.

  195. 195
    Cost-of-Labour-crisis says:

    I don’t want to pay tax.

  196. 196
    Dave says:

    Guys, relax. There is nothing happening. Certainly not any referendums.

  197. 197
    Dave from Lanzarote says:

    Have a nice Easter doing your DIY, all you contemptible plebs!

    Vote Conservative.

  198. 198
    Fanlight Fanny says:

    … and Kate’s aunty is the cheerleader. Talk about wheels within fucking wheels. We need a proper revolution in this country to clear all this connected shyt out of our lives.

  199. 199
    Fanlight Fanny says:

    Have you lot not noticed that all your problems stem directly from giving us the vote all those years ago?

  200. 200
    Brian Rix says:

    Never underestimate the power of the Farce.

  201. 201
    Fanlight Fanny says:

    So not “returned unopened” then….

  202. 202
    Fanlight Fanny says:

    Dodgy old commies, yes, but dodgy old revolutionary Iranian trouble makers? No. Uncle Sam has a long memory! Good for them too!

  203. 203
    Fanlight Fanny says:

    Oscar is now a free agent……

  204. 204
    Blowing Whistles says:

    It will have to wait until I’ve finished Anne Elk’s Theory of Brontosauruses.

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    Rufus Stone says:

    The pair of them make the arse whole

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    'Like' the back of my hand says:

    What that photo doesn’t show is that on the other side
    he’s written, ‘Remember to send butler for more Bolly’

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    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    She is absolutely fucking gorgeous. And so was her “auntie” in the day. There is just cause to state that. :evil:

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    Karl says:

    Like most of the champagne socialist set, he operates on the “do as I say” not the “do as I do” rule…… Why anyone would pay this unfunny idiot $10m to appear in a movie is beyond me, remember Arthur?

  209. 209

    $15 million net worth (according to the Rich List)
    $2.2 million mansion in the Hollywood Hills that once belonged to Laurence Olivier, complete with its own cinema, five bedrooms and five bathrooms
    $10 million that according to Simon Cowell he pockets for each film he appears in
    Directorships of several companies which allegedly use tax efficient financial arrangements
    Extension of his £1.8 million book deal
    Earnings from doing adverts for major multi-national corporations.
    Use of the Savoy’s butlers to do his shopping

    Being an ignorant twat – Priceless…

  210. 210
    Tom Catesby says:

    How does a no pathetic no talent creep like Brand end up with that wealth, surely not by just being obscene and disgusting on the telephone?

  211. 211
    Tom Catesby says:

    Suspiciously high rating for the limpdicks, who did they ask Vince’s relatives?

  212. 212
    Fat Owl of the Remove says:

    As far as you list of artisitic accomplishments are concerned Mr Q, Brand fits into none of those categories.

  213. 213
    Fat Owl of the Remove says:

    Should read, ‘Your’ and ‘Artistic’, I’ll write them out 100 times after prep.

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    Hmmm says:

    “From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.”

    Ah, that famous quote from Marx’s best selling handbook, Slave Ownership For Dummies. The slave owners (or ‘public sector’ in modern parlance) are of course the ones doing the giving and taking. Most especially the taking.

    But I for one am happy to see cretins like Brand becoming the modern face of socialism.

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    olden1936 says:

    Oh dear me, no no no, because then by we cynical plebs they’d be accused of doing it for the publicity.

  216. 216
    Radio Bollocks says:

    Darren French sounds a bit suspect to me. Go and drown you idiot.

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    Anonymous says:

    To be fair, Bob’s got a head start on identifying them – he sees one in the mirror every morning.

  218. 218
    Anonymous says:

    You are projecting, it’s the left that loves to hate.

  219. 219
    Anonymous says:

    Yeah, that can’t be right. 1.1% maybe. Who in their right mind would vote LD now?

  220. 220
    Anonymous says:

    “ Hypocrites of the world, unite…”
    to fund the finding of a cure for hypocrisy, wherever it’s found. A test for this debilitating condition already exists. It consists of acknowledging instances of condemning others, for acting in exactly that same as you are. See the medical notes of the EU, in regard to Russia in Ukraine.

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    up against etc says:

    what on earth are you going on about? rent seekers? the capitalists are the archetypal rent seekers, they charge the rent you moron and the renters earn the wealth to pay that rent!

    Thanks for proving my point though.

  222. 222
    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    Yes, I saw that. I wasn’t impressed with the B.B.C. type who just trotted out the usual buzz words like “unacceptable” etc., but La Pen kept her cool and gave it to her straight, forcefully, forensically but without raising her voice. Good on yer Froggy; but I’m surprised the Beeb showed it. I would have expected them to edit it so their bird came out better than she did.

  223. 223
    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    After the end of the Soviet Union I remember listening to Alistair Cooke say that despite the predictions of the end of Socialism, the doctrine “From all according to his abilities, to all according to their needs” wasn’t, in the long run, going to lose its appeal to idealistic young people.

    I suspected that he was right, but he could have added that it wasn’t going to lose its appeal to politicians, parasites and spongers who saw in it the opportunity to exploit idealistic young people – or just idiots, for that matter – to secure their salaries, expense accounts and pensions.

    Why anybody takes that tit Brand seriously I just don’t know.

  224. 224
    Russell is a See You Next Tuesday says:

    Brand? He’s the same as all these other nobheads like Bono etc who wax lyrical about how we should spend our lives and paycheques. You can’t be a communist and a millionaire sonny.

  225. 225
    Anonymous says:

    you selfish bitch you deserve a thick moron like that, when did you ever work
    you were born in to money. don’t think your money will stop that thing wandering. Although must be the money they are interested in can`t be the looks or charisma. YUK

  226. 226
    Anonymous says:

    yes but look at that washed up bitch who would go there


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