March 11th, 2014

Is Diane Too Good for Hackney?


20140311-085710.jpg Part-time MP Diane Abbott had some well-earned time off from her TV career recently when she jetted off on a freebie to Antigua, while parliament was sitting. Her constituents shouldn’t worry about her burning out though, Diane is taking another day off in a few weeks on another junket, this time to the world famous 150-year-old five star Beau Rivage hotel in Geneva. Swiss businessmen with more money than sense can pay £100-a-head for lunch with the Labour MP, all thanks to the British-Swiss chamber of commerce. Anyone would have thought Diane doesn’t fancy hanging around in Hackney…


  1. 1
    Abbopotamus says:


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    Fat usless cow says:

    Gudio, I have nothing more to say.

    *rolls eyes and looks heavenward*

    Gudio, I have nothing to say.

  3. 3
    cigpapers says:

    Diane Abbot supported the multicultural genocide of Britain and other White Nations – can’t wait for her prosecution.

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    ss says:

    £100;00 per lunch she looks like that is the norm for her + more, fat Kaffer.

  5. 5
    Ambrose Pilchard Evans says:

    Nice to see that the USA has now got hold of Ukraine’s gold. The Uks will never see that again!

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    Clown (Ex Swivel-Eyed Loon) says:

    She better not wander too far from the hotel or she’ll enjoy the cultural enrichment in Pâquis, though they’d need a sword or harpoon to puncture that blubbery fackwit, a knife just ain’t going to cut it!

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    Chukka says:

    She makes me want to vomit

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    Russia's 'psychopath ' says:

    Where’s Guido? Buggering boys?

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    Myfanwy says:

    What’s this Fawkes, have you been ordered to aim fire on Ms Abbott, virtually all Mps trough and take off on holiday when the HoC is in session, they it is one of the perks of the”job”

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    Give us strength says:

    Maybe she knows May 2015 isn’t going to be a good time fore her and like a good girl scout she is preparing for the worst by “networking”, what’s a woman to do to keep her face on telly.

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    Albert hall says:

    Who would fancy hanging around in hackney?

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    JH-230912384590231-1 says:

    Part of it anyway, the whole thing won’t fit.

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    JH-230912384590231-1 says:

    Plenty of muggers seem to find it agreeable.

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    Miss Fawkes age 6 says:

    Why do obese, ugly, homosexual, micro-penised, mulatto half-breeds and psycho khazars like Guido and Aaronovitch hate Anglo-Saxon normally-endowed, non-psychotic heterosexuals SO much? I don’t get it.

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    Ah! BBC population control department says:

    BBC shows kids how, if you want to be a circus performer, you must first learn how to hang with a rope around your neck.

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    Last Chance says:

    I was delivering leaflets last night for UKIP.
    An ignorant housewife tried to make me take the leaflet back. She refused to read the leaflet and accused me of racism.
    Her husband took her indoors.

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    Swiss Toni says:

    Swiss Abbott

  18. 18
    Lenin says:

    One day, all urinals will be made from gold.

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    Guido says:

    Oy vey, the British pleb goyim must bomb Christian Mother Russia for the Khazar billionaire oligarchs, or else Dave, Patrick Rock, Stephen Fry and myself will have to bum them to death instead.

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    Ed (Too Fat must Fast for Flat Waistline) Balls says:

    Labour-Coop, a juxtaposition of words that have come to mean the same, money wasters and squanderers!

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    Diane Abbott says:

    She is slim but not voluptuous; dark-skinned, and sports a short Afro. Her looks are a world away from the traditional Jamaican “browning”.

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    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Really, Miss Fawkes, sit in the corner, put on the dunces cap, and repeat fifty times “I must not hate people”. Thank you.

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    Education, edukatio, edyoukayshun says:

    I’ve fucking heard it all now!

    “It is the only place in Britain where students can earn a degree in circus.”

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    Ah! BBC population control department says:

    @2.12 mins in

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    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    Swiss Rolls anyone?

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    The Labour BLACK network? says:

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    Give us strength says:

    MPs get paid to do a job of work for their constituents, any “perks” should be made illegal or at least taxed at the highest rate, you try and get any “perks” past HMRC in a real job and you will get hit with a nice little tax bill, after all we are all in it together.

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    Darwinism says:

    Reminds me a bit of when the BBC kept asking for “your pictures of the storms” lashing Britain last month – 3 kids were washed away and drowned trying to do just that.

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    Deliberate omission says:

    Only blicks need apply.

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    Disgusting says:

    Those fleeced Swiss businessmen are going to feel a tad stupid once they hear the vacuous airhead speak…..between her wolfing down all the free food, that is.

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    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    Think “Swiss Roll” … there, a complete review of your breakfast, live on your keyboard

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    Ah! wish... says:

    I wonder where one N, two Bs and two Ts would be, if she had been born white?

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    Cowardly says:

    It’s time this outrageous black racism was ended….isn’t there one MP with spine enough to speak up against it?

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    Tom Catesby says:

    £100 p.h. Would have thought that would only cover the starters.

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    jgm2 says:

    Is being a ‘browning’ a good thing or a bad thing?

    If I call somebody a ‘browning’ am I being a ‘racist’?

    If Abbott calls somebody a ‘browning’ is she being a ‘racist’?

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    Oh Dear says:

    Is there a Labour White network?, seems Labour is split into black and white, if a split like that was about a mens network and a womans network then sexist would be yelled all over the telly, surely that’s racist

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    fruitcake says:

    Were you anywhere near Hackney perchance?

  38. 38
    Nigel Evans says:

    Keep Buggering On!

  39. 39
    Tom Catesby says:

    Is that your bulimia kicking in Chuka?

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    hypocrisy was abolished in 1997 says:

    A Labour MP who spends practically half a year in Jamaica thanks to the courtesy of TV license fee payers, and which she calls home, sends her son to a private school and apparently frequents five star hotels on a regular basis………surely not?

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    Cr^p at geography says:

    Isn’t Bulimia next on Putin’s list after Ukrania?

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    Hackney Toni says:

    You know Swiss, skiving off work on a freebie is very much like spit-roasting a chav slapper while your mates film it on their phones.

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    The Black and White Minstrels says:

    We banned for WANTING to be black. How fucked up is that?

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    Rev Flowers says:

    Yes yes yes, what does “finance”, “banking” and “relevant to the job” mean?

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    'arry says:

    who would volunteer to ‘ang around ‘ackney?

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    Aardvark says:

    Racist wanker

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    Too Far says:

    How about a Labour white nework, or a Conservative white nework?
    I wonder what Ms Abbot say about that!!

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    Honky v Tonk says:

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    Owen Jones says:


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    Eyes white says:

    Too late. I’ve just booked 10 tickets. Were 52 now only 42 left.

    Go on have a go, before it’s too late.

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    Anonymous says:

    I would pay not to have dinner with fattopotamus. (Sound of projectile vomiting to follow).

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    An MP who is a minority says:

    A Conservative Hetero network?

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    JH-230912384590231-1 says:

    You can’t blame Ian Lavery for posing for photos with his blacked-up daft Afro-sporting son.

    It got Bill de Blasio elected mayor of New York.

  54. 54
    Dave says:

    Hurrah! Industrial Production increased by 0.1% in January! That’s almost as big as Max Clifford’s huge cock!

    I can’t wait to tell Angie The Nazi over breakfast, how well the J*wish economy of London is doing, compared to the pathetic 3 per cent rise in German industrial output in January, and a rise of just 2.9% in German exports.

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    Famous quotations says:

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    Postal Votes says:

    Ony 10 !!!

    That is no good for us, for we are legion.

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    Russian Psychopath says:

    boy nobber

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    Too Far says:

    To add… what shade of brown or pink qualifies someone to be declared “black or white”.. maybe a kind of colour chart!!
    maybe get one from B&Q or BNPee

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    Eyes white says:

    10 was max on dropdown

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    Clown (Ex Swivel-Eyed Loon) says:

    Look at the sponsors:

    Trafigura! Where have I heard that name?

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    Whatever happened to? says:

    So that’s why he doesn’t post here anymore

  62. 62
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Peedos, & other Wasters says:

    Does the Abbottopotamus still fit through the door of an airliner?

  63. 63
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    The Toblerone factory is looking forward to enhanced profits that week.

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    Indian Interstellar Call Centre Company says:

    Dave, don’t forget to bring our money.

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    just so you know says:

    Phew! That was a narrow escape! I am in the process of arranging a few days in Geneva but popped in here before finalising the arrangements. I shall now stay at the Intercon instead – can’t risk being booked into the same room she had/will have as I don’t want to find Red Rooster and chocolate wrappers all over the bathroom.

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    Dick the Butcher says:

    Me too. I’m really excited.

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    Bertie Blatant says:

    Its obvious that she is feathering her nest before the next election before the voters in Hackney actually see sense and vote her lard arse out (but very much doubt it as the IQ rate in that borough is in the negative region)
    I for one will be glad to see her smug face out of the media for a while as I think she represents the type of black people that I personally despise….who looks down her nose at them most of the time but sucks up to them when she needs something.Shame the constituents of her borough havent seen through this …more fool them..when she gets voted out I cant see her doing a nine to five job but would be fun to see it but somehow I dont see it happeninh

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    Abbott going to this? says:

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    Eyes white says:

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    A Hackney resident says:

    Dear Ms Abbott,

    Please send me details of the following for the period from 1 January 2014 to the present date:

    1. Your time recording records

    2. Your Diary records

    3. Your Parliamentary expense claims

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    Gordon Brown says:

    They are all bigotted

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    An awkward bastard says:

    The thicker your average constituent then the better your chances of reelection.

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    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    What are the links between Switzerland and Hackney ?

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    Clown (Ex Swivel-Eyed Loon) says:

    No, this on the 11/04:

    Business Luncheon in Geneva with Diane Abbott
    Member of Parliament for Hackney North & Stoke Newington
    “Elections, elections, elections!” With a few weeks to go to the European Parliament elections and almost exactly one year to the next British General Election, what will the future hold?
    There are few faces as well known in Westminster or on British television today as Diane Abbott’s. Whether you agree with her or not, her views are always well expressed and usually bound to stimulate discussion, sometimes even controversy.
    She entered the House of Commons after the General Election in June 1987. It would be fair to say that there are few in Parliament today with her length and scope of parliamentary experience.
    Diane Abbott has fought and won her parliamentary seat in six General Elections. Who better then to talk to us about imminent elections: the elections to the European Parliament in May and the UK General Election in May 2015?
    Ms. Abbott’s parents emigrated from Jamaica to England in the 1950s. She was born in London, attended Harrow County Girls’ Grammar School and then went on to Newnham College, Cambridge, where she obtained a Master’s degree in history. After Cambridge, she worked extensively as a freelance journalist and went on to work as a reporter for the breakfast television company TV-AM and Thames Television.
    As a Labour Party MP she has served on a number of parliamentary committees on social and international issues. She was also elected to the National Executive of the Labour Party. For most of the 1990s she served on the Treasury Select Committee of the House of Commons. She went on to serve on the Foreign Affairs Select Committee. Ms. Abbott takes a particular interest in human rights. Until recently she was the Shadow Public Health Minister on Labour’s Front Bench.
    She is an experienced public speaker and broadcaster and has spoken at colleges and universities all over the United States including Ivy League universities like Harvard. She also appears regularly on British radio and television, being most well known for her regular appearance on BBC TV’s ‘This Week’ hosted by Andrew Neil and accompanied by Michael Portillo.
    Book early to avoid not getting a seat at a BSCC Luncheon you will never forget!

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    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Browning in Hackney is actually pronounced Uzi.

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    Clown (Ex Swivel-Eyed Loon) says:

    So much for that Swiss vote against immigration.

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    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Is the Labour Black a new exclusive credit card being launched by the Co-Op?

    Credit limit £4m, 0% interest, pay it back when you can.

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    Geneva: Business Luncheon with Diane Abbott MP says:

    Home > Events > Forthcoming BSCC Events > Fri 11.04.2014 – Geneva: Business Luncheon with Diane Abbott MP

    Fri 11.04.2014 – Geneva: Business Luncheon with Diane Abbott MP

    Member of Parliament for Hackney North & Stoke Newington
    “Elections, elections, elections!” With six weeks to go to the European Parliament elections and almost exactly one year to the next British General Elections, what will the future hold?
    11:45 – 14:00, Hotel Beau Rivage, Quai du Mont-Blanc 13, Geneva
    Kindly sponsored by Barclays Bank (Suisse) SA, BT Switzerland, Coutts & Co, Knight Frank, London City Airport, PricewaterhouseCoopers AG, SGS SA, Trafigura Pte Ltd, and Withers LLP.
    Travel arrangements courtesy of Swiss International Air Lines.

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    Cluster & Fuck Attorneys at Law says:


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    Aardvark says:

    I don’t know what a boy nobber is.

    Don’t you wonder sometimes why you need to post thousands of messages about one race you call J*ws.

    Why do you do this?

    No one else does it.

    Thousands and thousands of messages, all under different names, about one race.

    You obviously don’t work for a living, you’re obviously educated, and yet your obsession with what you call J*ws seems to eat you up.

    You can’t be a happy person or have a normal social life.

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    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    And memory foam mattresses can take weeks to forget massive bariatric trauma.

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    Just Fancy That! says:

    She recently had the cheek to denounce people who moved to Geneva to seek fiscal asylum from British persecution.

    Now she’s hobnobbing with them in posh luxury lakeside hotels!

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    McSkiver says:

    Hehe, she’d be less out of her depth if she was dropped into the middle of Lake Geneva.

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    Cicero says:

    ‘Black women will go to the wall for a good lunch’, commented Ms Abbott.

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    jgm2 says:

    The banker’s bonuses will pay it off.

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    jgm2 says:

    Black women will go to Geneva for a good lunch.

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    Diane Abo says:

    Eating disorders should be taken more seriously

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    Bertie Blatant says:

    1. Your time recording records – Fat chance

    2. Your Diary records – Check the local eateries

    3. Your Parliamentary expense claims – protected by leveson

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    Lenny Henry says:

    I used to ‘white up’ but nobody batted an eye-lid.

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    Bertie Blatant says:

    Get the eraly or she will scoff all the food……

  91. 91
    Edward Balls says:

    But a circus is 360 degrees which makes it 359 times better than a normal degree, you clown

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    Kirkstall Massive says:

    pahahahahha..isn’t bro

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    Gandher says:

    That’s just the cost of the raw ingredients

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    Twampersand mk III says:

    Utterly ridiculous. What possible use can having a degree in circus be to the either the recipient or the economy, and how can it possibly take 3 years of ‘study’ to obtain one?

    The girl in the video appears borderline retarded, one of those morons that describe themselves as ‘wacky’ when they actually mean ‘annoying tw@t’.

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    oooosshhh says:

    unbelievable isn’t it

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    Jack Ketch says:

    Her entire career has been a Fat Chance.

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    Twampersand mk III says:

    Being subject to an accusation of racism is rapidly becoming a badge of pride where I come from.

    The word racist has lost all reasonable meaning and generally says far more about the intelligence and morality of the accuser than the accused.

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    islamfails says:

    the word racist is code for anti-white

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    Corner of The Yard says:

    I did. And I feel much safer knowing that Ms Abbott isn’t around.

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    African immigrant in a hoody says:

    Loads of Brownings in Hackney. The 9mm versions are the best.

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    Anonymous says:


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    JJJ & Partners says:

    Ms Abbott needs all the good quality food and drink she can get to maintain her amazing figure, it says here…

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    Merlot says:

    The two things about Diane Abbott that I have always been struck by is her face.

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    Dianne Fatbott says:

    I would go to the wall for Hackney – but on this occasion I will go to Geneva.

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    Myfanwy says:

    The figure quoted .1% is well within the margin of error, and of course Dave old lad that the figures have to be good as 2 elections due within the next 18months, goodbye Dave.

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    Kevin Bollox says:

    Fat thick West Indian shite, I hope that they have plenty of banana’s and yams in Switzerland to feed this greedy porker.

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    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    Maybe another fat socialist will bite the dust from eating too many pies?

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    The Cake of Doom says:

    She is very much a round.

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    Morgan's Organ says:

    Keep feeding her and she will eventually burst.

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    nick says:

    I think its great that Abbott is having holiday time and poncing in Geneva. Then I don’t have to listen to her crap, see her on TV or wonder if she has eye afflictions. She is a complete waste of skin-a lot of it admittedly. Wake up hackney!!

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