February 14th, 2014

UKIP Beat Tories to Second in Wythenshawe

The Guy Newsroom is celebrating last night’s by-election result after wagering a four-figure sum on UKIP coming second. The result was never in doubt and Mike “I’m perfectly happy Ed Miliband is leader” Kane is Labour’s new MP.

Labour: 13,261, 55.34% (+11.21%)

UKIP: 4,301, 17.95% (+14.51%)

Conservative: 3,479, 14.52% (-11.03%)

Liberal Democrat: 1,176, 4.91% (-17.44%)

The Lib Dems lost their deposit for the eighth time since 2010…


  1. 1
    You bet says:

    wagering, not waging

  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    I see UKIP came second a night early ;)

  3. 3
    Somerset Levels says:

    So how did the Green Party do?

  4. 4
    Royal Mail says:

    Any data on the postal vote?

  5. 5
    Skeleton Bob says:

    You could stick a red rosette on a piece of shit and economic dummies would vote for it. In fact this actually happened at the last election in Kirkcaldy.

  6. 6
    Abdul the enverope stuffer says:


    For a small fee, you too can achieve electoral success beyond the electorate’s wildest dreams…

  7. 7
    Not the BBC says:

    Came in to work today, bit bleary eyed after last night’s celebrations and nearly tripped on some champagne bottles left in the corridor, not to self; contact H&S to pick them up and issue further guidelines.
    Still, best get on with the Today programme after we… I mean Labour … won the by-election.
    Solidarity comrades!

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    See the Labour sheep still wont come out of their pen and vote for change.

  9. 9
    None of the above says:

    We won

  10. 10
    Wait - what! says:

    Total turnout – 28.24%
    Postal votes – 10,141
    Station votes – 13,883

    Source: Sky

    So it was decided some time ago and this is an affront to democracy.

  11. 11
    Di Rear says:

    It didn’t happen, no mention in the ‘Wail Online’ and all comments closed in the ‘Torygraph’. I suppose they have to canvas their bossess in Central Office for excuses first.
    No sign of any Limp Dims on the TV, and no mention of the massive postal vote.

  12. 12
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


  13. 13
    One Man One Vote says:

    Democracy? Oh dear. This isn’t a democracy. Do keep up.

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    You dirty c’unt.

  15. 15
    Labour Intern earning £0 ph before deductions. says:

    Thank god that is over my tongue is like the bottom of a Parrot’s cage after licking all those stamps.

  16. 16
    Harbottle says:

    They never will. They are incapable of seeing the connection between the state of their ‘disadvantaged’ areas and decades of socialist control.

  17. 17
    Eric Pickles says:

    I blame myself. I have had plenty of opportunity to ban mass postal voting scams and have been too lazy to do anything about it.

  18. 18
    General Pinochet says:

    We are UKIP, super UKIP!

  19. 19
    Inept Misandrist Journalist says:

    The female candidate wasn’t even allowed to finish in the top three. We should have a public inquiry and a re-run.

  20. 20
    Nick Clegg says:

    One of our chaps up North appears to have lost something called a deposit, so if anyones finds one can they hand it in to the reptile enclosure at your nearest zoo please ?

  21. 21
    David Camoron says:

    Vote Tory get Labour

  22. 22
    Depressed mollusc says:

    Ukip going nowhere-but may well help Miliband become our next PM (God help us).

  23. 23
    UKIP or bust says:

    Is it lazy, or something else?

    Well done UKIP, with out the bogus votes you might have come first!

  24. 24
    Ed Miliband says:

    This morning I will be photographed wading through the River Severn as apparently that river likes a bore.

  25. 25
    Anon says:

    Vote labour get unite

  26. 26
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    People should still vote UKIP so that around 2018 when the IMF are called in UKIP can sweep to power.

    Omelettes and eggs and all that.

  27. 27
    Di Rear says:

    The bloke who held the seat for Labour was selected from a group of five, the other four were all women. What price their ‘not enough women in parliament’ mantra ?

  28. 28
    N. E. Labour says:

    I want more poverty, and less democracy.

  29. 29
    Ed Moribund says:

    Listen you Royal Mail bollox – I want a bigger discount on stamps given the amount my party workers will be using in the next year ….

  30. 30
    Mark Oaten (LibDem) says:

    What type of deposit did they lose ?

  31. 31
    Ed Moribund says:

    Post labour get labour

  32. 32


  33. 33
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Might be in the bottom ten turnouts since 1945 as well.

  34. 34
    No shame in having a go says:

    Monster Raving – 288

  35. 35
    I'll fill that in for you says:

    Labour majority 8960.

    Postal votes 10141.

  36. 36
    Major Eyeswater says:

    Starting to think the only way to save the country is to amputate the Scottish bit

  37. 37
    What democracy? says:


  38. 38
    Stuart Rose says:

    So we are going to start offering ‘Die in for 2′ meals at the NHS in memory of Mid Staffs.

  39. 39
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Immigrants, Criminals & other Wasters. says:

    This constituency must be full of spongers and parasites for this result.

  40. 40
    Citizen Khan says:

    So despite Bongo Bongo land, sluts and gay floods, UKIP still get 17.95%. Roll on may!

  41. 41
  42. 42
    UKIP or bust says:

    It’s not that tere are not enough women in parliment, its there are not enough women on the other side.

    Labour wants to be in control of both sides of the house. labour wants to tell everybody what they should do. Labour wants everything to be as they want it. labour wants absoulute authority and control over everything.

  43. 43
    Genghiz the kahn says:
  44. 44
    Damian McBride says:

    Gordon’s Alive?

  45. 45
    Cameron is a Liberal Socialist says:

    The tories should sack Cameron

  46. 46
    jgm2 says:

    The winning candidate was endorsed by 16% of the eligible voters.

    From this he will claim a ‘mandate’ and then do whatever he’s ordered to do by the party leadership until he too drops dead of a heart attack in 20 or 25 years.

    One nation.

    First fucking sentence he uttered as an MP and it had to include a sound-bite.

    Utter fucking scum.

  47. 47

    Dave — R.I.P.

  48. 48
    Cinna says:

    What’s democracy?

  49. 49
    Lord Ashcroft says:

    Time to call in some favours from the media …. *stroking white cat*

  50. 50
    Wots goin on? says:

    i thought you could only have a postal code if you could not make it to the polling station.

  51. 51
    UKIP or bust says:

    They just don’t get it.

  52. 52
    Ed the Prat, Nick the Walking Dead, Dave the Gays Lover says:

    He’s a perfect LabLibConner clone — ideal lobby fodder for us.

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    So Labour have gotten the RtHon Robert Mugabe organising their postal voting for them?

  54. 54
    Spartacus says:

    UKIP Beat Tories to Second

    this is the same headline as the bbbc implying the cons came second

    should read

    ukip TAKE second in wyth . . .

    no bias here

  55. 55
    Skeleton Bob says:

    Tories going downhill fast but may well help Miliband become our next PM.

  56. 56
    Cinna says:

    I know Wythenshawe , on since most people do not spend their working live away from home, or indeed work at all, I cannot believe such a large postal vote is required.

    The extension of the postal vote is a Labour device to ensure the best possible result for themselves.

  57. 57
    Spartacus says:

    i suppose you getten what you pay for

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    So Labour have the RtHon Robert Mugabe organising their postal voting for them?

  59. 59
    Pat says:

    So “none of the above” romped home.

  60. 60
    Democracy Now says:

    84% of the electorate didn’t vote for the winner, who will now have the right to speak ‘on their behalf’.

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    Only a matter of time, and will have to happen if they want any hope of winning in 2015?

  62. 62
    Dave says:

    I gave them homosexual marriage and expensive electricity, what more do they want?

  63. 63
    Ed Miliband says:

    Len says I am an useful idiot. What does that mean?

  64. 64
    UKIP or bust says:

    There’s three things that would help Goofy Ed’s lot get elected, Beanies, Bbbc, and Poastal ‘votes’.

    Oh, and EUgreen cameron.

  65. 65
    England says:

    Bust it is then…

  66. 66
    Davíd Cameron says:

    I am calling an emergency meeting of Cobra beer this morning to discuss our response to this anticipated tragedy.

  67. 67
    Not a charity says:

    Brown ad sticky.

  68. 68
    Ed Miliband says:

    Listen up life obstacles.

    If you had only read our paper saying that people would get increased Job Seekers allowance you would all realise that you will be just fine.

    So relax.

  69. 69
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    The Monster Raving Loony Party stole many of our votes.

  70. 70
    Eric Joyce says:

    God, I’m lonely. I hate Valentine’s Day.

  71. 71
    Skeleton Bob says:

    Labour can have their one nation. It is called Scotland. A straight fight between socialists and national socialists.

  72. 72
    Handycock Immigrant Trafficker says:

    Don’t forget to bring your mates and come back to Portsmouth for the local elections in May, Abdul. I will certainly need your postal votes when I stand again as an independent, with no Liberal Democrat candidate opposition, so that I can get re-elected and continue the planning and immigration scams. Boaz.

  73. 73
    Limp Dumbs says:

    Diddums come in a flaccid forth? Never mind Cleggy chuck some more empty promises at your core voters and reap the benefits.

  74. 74
    ChristoperBryant'sAnus says:

    The psychopathic borrowing tendencies of the Labour leadershit are utterly irrelevant to the party’s core vote of scroungers, and public sector paper shufflers

  75. 75
    Red handEd says:

    Dad would be proud.

  76. 76
    Dave and Ed - Shit and Shyte says:

    Don’t shoot the pink oboe player.

  77. 77
    Clear Memories says:

    Labour up by c.11%, Tories down by c.11%.

    So where did UKIP’s +14% come from? Clearly, the LibDems are totally *ucked. Guess Nigel will hold the balance of power next year and Clegg will have nothing to offer Millipede. Tories need to get rid of the boy David if they wish to hold onto power because (a) Nigel won’t deal with him, he’ll just wait ’til the following election to take power totally after Millipede ducks a referendum and re-*ucks the economy and (b) people have seen through Cameron, a vacuous social democrat more concerned about losing votes from the less-than-3%-of the population falling under the jim-davidson description of shirt-lifters than catering to the vast majority who either don’t care or, at worst, are mildly offended by their chosen life-style.

  78. 78
    Ed Balls says:

    Post endrogenous vote theory.

  79. 79
    LibUKIPConLab says:

    I love the politician talk afterwards where each party tries to put a spin on it.

    They should all be saying “turnout was crap”, we failed to get anyone interested.

  80. 80
    Nick Clegg says:

    I’ve just lost my deposit. I can feel it running down my legs.

  81. 81
    Benny Cheque says:

    Just keep voting for the same old sh!t and that is what you will get – the same old sh!t.
    UKIP came a creditable second in the face of an entrenched chav vote and the postal joke vote, time for the Tories to stop splitting the UKIP vote.

  82. 82
    Anon says:

    All 233 of them?

  83. 83
    thostids says:

    They have NO chance of any sort of “win” in 2015. They might just as well take Cameron behind the bike-sheds now and give him the choice of a slow death or an even slower death. One like Saddam Hussein enjoyed sounds about right. Oh yes.

  84. 84
    Peter Ellis says:

    Amazing how few vote these days. The winner gets a seat in Parliament for just 13k votes !

  85. 85
    Ed's Mum says:

    You’re doing a tremendous job, David. And all that charity work in America too! Everyone I talk to keeps saying how brilliant you are.

  86. 86
    A W Eck says:
  87. 87
    Len Glowering says:

    I didna call ye useful.

  88. 88
    The British Public says:

    Dear David and Nick,

    You are not our Valentines.

    Don’t forget the take your windmills with you when you fuck off.

  89. 89
    Cupid says:

    post your valentines get labour..

  90. 90
    The Western Isles says:

    It’s been like that in Scotland for years

  91. 91
    Rats Arse says:

    8!lly’s a labour shill

  92. 92
    The Countess of St Denis says:

    Is it true Dave is reported to have shit a brick this morning?

  93. 93
    RomaBob.... Beeeeg Issue! says:

    50% of votes cast were postal votes………. ?? WTF, wonder who signed, sealed and delivered them?

  94. 94
    Tom Catesby says:

    Good result for UKIP if they can come second in a constituency like Wythenshaw where the rump Labour vote came out, turn out was down to 20% according to Radio4. So the die hards voted. Iceing on the cake again was the Limpdicks losing their deposit. They should go back to their constituencies and prepare for destruction.

  95. 95
    Gay Dave Windshill says:

    We will romp home in Canal St!

  96. 96
    Joe Public II says:

    A rotten borough — 13000 benefiteer votes

    Never mind, at least Dave & Nick & Co. are accelerating down the slippery slope to oblivion

  97. 97
    Owen Jones - What a Cock says:

  98. 98
    A BBC Special Correspondent says:

    Two people reported dead in the floods this morning.

    Apparently killed by the Police.

    We are here to help.

  99. 99
    Gordon Brown says:

    ” I have lost my deposit”

  100. 100
    RomaBob.... Beeeeg Issue! says:

    and take Ed Millitwit with you!

  101. 101
    jgm2 says:

    13,000 votes to the winner?

    They don’t even have a 13,000 votes in total in the Western Isles.

  102. 102
    Ned Ludd says:

    Pre election, post-all election. What a feckin scam.

  103. 103
    Abdel from Tooting says:

    Postal votes are fast easy to complete and good fun.

    They are just like buying a lottery ticket.

  104. 104
    Nick Clog says:

    Looks like we desperately need an eye-catching policy for the next election to recover lost ground. How about promising to abolish tuition fees?

  105. 105
    Jubilant Kipper says:

    We’re going to win!!! 4,000 people voted for us.

  106. 106
    Tom Catesby says:

    P.S. Of course the low turn out reflects the postal vote scam, to scoop up the votes of those who sat at home on their arses.

  107. 107
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    What proportion of the postal votes went to Labour?

    If it was much more than 55.34% then you would have to smell a rat.

  108. 108
    Anonymous says:

    Ukip – busted flush.

  109. 109
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Liberals lost their deposit

    Liberals are the canker in our Society.

    Rejoice at this good news.

    If you are a lady do not visit public toilets until advised by Guido that it is safe to do so.

  110. 110
    Justin & Tarquin says:

    Never mind Dave, we still love you.

    P.S. Are you coming to our wedding? It will be a lovely photo op, prime time telly too hopefully.
    You can stand between us, and we’ll kiss both your cheeks at the same time. Or all four cheeks if you like!!!

  111. 111
    Mornington Crescent says:

    1. Move polling day to Sunday.
    2. Scrap postal and proxy voting for all but essential cases.
    3. Individual – not household – voter registration. In English, Welsh or Gaelic only.
    4. No polling card on polling day = no vote.

    How hard can it be, FFS?

  112. 112
    Táxpáyér says:

    Wonder how AlJaBeebya will spin this?

  113. 113
    Edwina says:

    Pre election, post all election……………menstruation……………I know where you are coming from, friend.

  114. 114
    Handycock says:

    I’m still in Hospital .One of the nurses looks a bit like Guido.Do you think he’s onto my little

  115. 115
    Tom Catesby says:

    The only thing green around there would be an old takeaway lying in the back of their fridges.

  116. 116
    Anonymous says:

    This result ,as I said on this blog yesterday,is a warning to all those contemplating voting UKIP in the next GE,particularly those south of a line between Stoke and Lincoln,that a vote for UKIP is in effect a vote for Labour.I f Labour is elected with a majority of around 50 all those with Libertarian,anti federalist views might as well pack up because it will be Goodnight Vienna to the UK.The Electoral Commission need to carry out an urgent review on the misuse of the postal vote we are not living,not yet anyway,in Zimbabwe.

  117. 117
    Táxpáyér says:

    Doesn’t matter. The green priesthood will still be on TV all the time.

  118. 118
    Dave the Loser says:

    Yep. More than the 3,000 that voted for my man.

  119. 119
    David Cameron says:

    It depends dear chaps. Are you millionaires? If so I’ll be glad to come along. Just as long as you aren;t one of those ghastly middle classes. In fact how can you afford a wedding? I can’t be taxing you enough!

  120. 120
    Táxpáyér says:

    Depends on how many really did send in a postal vote.

  121. 121
    Dave the Loser says:

    Conservatives — fucked

  122. 122
    Cabbage says:

    What utter nonsense. A vote for UKIP is a vote for UKIP. The very idea of voting for that tax obsessed idiot Cameron (again…yes, I did once) is not something I’m contemplating.

  123. 123
    Malcolm Muggeridge says:

    If, which I am not necessary admitting, there can be such a thing as homosexual marriage how can such a marriage be consummated and to satisfy the Catholic Church what are the precise criteria for establishing non consummation ?

    I have raised the point with my constituency MP and he does not seem to know the answer to the legislation he passed.

  124. 124
    The Countess of St Denis says:

    Have you made your Will yet?

    My name is Nigel…………………..

  125. 125
    Tom Catesby says:

    In the days when I was ‘politically active’ in my constituency, it was a very difficult and complex procedure to secure a postal vote for anybody. Only people with a limited number of genuine and provable reasons, could secure one and some for only a limited period i.e. working away from home. Others were, the very sick, elderly/infirm, armed forces etc. Different forms, different proofs required. It meant that only those entitled to vote could vote.
    Liebore destroyed that particular guarantee of fairness and democracy for it’s own cynical purposes.

  126. 126
    Graham says:

    This marks the death of the Cameron Conservative Party. In 2015 Liebour will have a large working majority , thus ensuring the arrival by 2016 of the IMF. Also a tremendous increase in emigration numbers. Wish I could win the lottery so I could escape from Militwat’s Marxist lunacy and the eventual Choudary organised caliphate which is now a certainty.

  127. 127
    Di Rear says:

    Bollocks !, A vote for the Tories or Limp Dims is a vote for Labour, even taking into consideration postal vote fraud.
    The third world swamp that is now the UK is not far off Zimbabwe thanks to the LIBLABCON.

  128. 128
    FrankField's Buttplug says:

    Another Northern Nancy voice to keep parrotting “One Nation” and one of Lord Sainsbury’s Progress arse-lickers

  129. 129
    His Excellency and Supreme Leader Robert Mugabe says:

    My apprentice Dave is doing a good job running up the National Debt — £1.4 TRILLION and going strong.

  130. 130
    Dowming Street says:

    No. He has a butler who does that sort of thing for him.

  131. 131
    Graham says:

    Exactly the same in Stoke-on-Trent.

  132. 132
    Tom Catesby says:

    It’s called ‘first past the post’ and is what the majority of the British people voted to keep, when asked in a referendum at the beginning of the life of this present government as part of the deal with the Limpdicks.

  133. 133
    Tom says:

    “vision, guts, gravitas” Mike Kain = another Common Purpose stooge

  134. 134
    Anonymous says:

    Stop being a cabbage. A vote for Ukip was and is a waste of time.

  135. 135
    Joe Public II says:

    Alas a bumpy ride until 2020 — so be it as the price of getting of Gay Dave and his faux conservatives — we have to get rid of them as they are only perpetuating the LibLabCon decline of the U.K.

  136. 136
    Abdul says:

    Handycock, you told me you were organising to bring in several more lorry loads of my m0sl^m brothers before May, I know you have a lot on your plate now, but hurry up.

  137. 137
    Joe Public II says:

    No it’s not — it will get obnoxious Dave out.

  138. 138
    Anon says:

    Ditto, and why would anyone vote for a unite shill that, along with the other 2 largely irrelevant old parties, want to keep us in the EU.
    The old 3 are all against democracy and would happily present their (and ours) backsides for a deep ramming from their commy mates in euland.

  139. 139
    Labour says:

    We believe a little postal fraud is entirely justifiable towards the greater good of keeping socialists in power

  140. 140
    Cabbage says:

    Sorry, got nothing to leave you Nigel. Brown & Cameron have nicked it all.

  141. 141
    Tom Catesby says:

    Don’t be hard on yourself Eric, You must be busy ‘organising’ the bin collections and helping the mopping out in the South West.

  142. 142
    Scum says:

    Tactical voting for the Tories to have a patronising fucker like Chris Grayling then abuse UKIP candidates as he did on QT last night….not a fucking chance, ever.

  143. 143
    Handycock says:

    I have ‘lost’ deposits in my time!

  144. 144
    Mr Ed says:

    Post early for 2015!

  145. 145
    Joe Public II says:

    A gay wedding consummation is when all the guests form a daisy chain and bugger each other contemporanusally

  146. 146
    Skeleton Bob says:

    A vote for the Tories north of Watford is a wasted vote. So are you saying they should vote UKIP? Or are you just another Tory hypocrite.

  147. 147
    Dave's Major Dommo says:

    No way. That’s the Footman’s job. I’m responsible for inserting whatever object my Master desires.

  148. 148
    Scott of the Arse Antics. says:

    Many friends of mine romp in Canal Street now.

  149. 149
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Sutch is life.

  150. 150
    Liblabcon go to hell says:

    Your party has damaged this country every bit as much as the Labour filth.

    Perhaps the Tories should have given a damn about the actual country and the people in it, instead of seeing everything as just money and business. Britain PLC indeed.

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    Gheedough's calculator says:

    Four significant figures on th vote percentages, but where’s the breakdown of postal versus genuine votes?

    Wake up you fat Murdoch Shill and give us the news we can’t get on the BBC website

  152. 152
    Scott of the Arse Antics. says:

    No Nick luv that’s shit.

  153. 153
    Anonymous Arse says:

    No — I’m just a brainless CCHQ intern clone

  154. 154
    The Countess of St Denis says:

    Don’t worry.

    Everything will be alright on the night.

    Taxes are for little middle class people people .

  155. 155
    Tom Catesby says:

    And you don’t even have to prove you are entitled to vote.

  156. 156
    Tom Catesby says:

    Were they shot or drowned?

  157. 157
    Dave Camerone says:

    Et tu Osborne !

  158. 158
    Soaked Beaver says says:

    +1 million

  159. 159
    Black Country Tory says:

    Yes, but meanwhile in Kingstanding ward in Birmingham (in centre of Jack Dromey’s Erdington constituency) the Tories had the shock of their lives last night when they gained the seat from Labour, in a hurriedly called by-election due to the previous long-standing Labour councillor pissing off to Australia!

  160. 160
    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    What about all the weed in the lofts?

  161. 161
    The Baroness of Wythenshawe says:

    If you are not happy sir you could put in a FOI Request .

    Tonight we are having a celebratory knees up in the Yew Tree.

    Everyone is invited.

    Please note they have recently revamped the ladies toilets and they are now resplendent with vending machines.

  162. 162
    Nigel says:

    Would you mind awfully if I turned up with my mates ?

  163. 163
    Anonymous says:

    What news of the Inquest for that seven year old who was found dead in his flooded home?

    That is one little story that has all gone quiet.

  164. 164
    peterthe painter says:

    Anybody can have one. I do and am quite fit enough to get on my bike to the polling station. Just means that I don’t have to be around on that day if I am doing other things.

    Doesn’t seem right though. I think that you should only vote at the polling station with ID. postal votes should only be for those that are unable to get there on grounds of ill health and a docs cert is needed.

  165. 165
    Voter says:

    Nope, you just sign up for it as I did. Haven’t been to a polling station for several years. Always vote. UKIP for me in the Euros.

  166. 166
    peterthe painter says:

    + quite a few more and ID.

  167. 167
    paulus says:

    Democracy is being offered three piles of sh*te and told to eat whichever one you want

  168. 168
    The Royal Male says:

    What with that, and Red Ed’s Red Guards breaking into the UKIP local HQ and stealing all their publicity brochures then this election shows British democracy at its best. BAN postal voting now

  169. 169
    Anonymous says:

    That is tragic. I have a question: Has anyone sought expert advice from the Dutch concerning this crisis. Given their historical expertise in the drainage of their own country, as well as ours, surely now is the time to re-establish that technical relationship, and quickly.

  170. 170
    The Great British Public says:

    If Cameron wasn’t such a bad liar and didn’t look so insincere all the time voters might forget his treachery and bad policies, unfortunately his fat lying arrogant privileged face spouting cast iron lie after cast iron lie means the public simply don’t trust this dishonest man and will not vote for him.

    Cameron is a real problem for the conservatives, ordinary hard working families dislike him intensely because of his lies. It is difficult to see there is anything ‘cast iron’ can do to remedy that.

    A reasonable man would assume the 1922 Committee appreciate this now ?

  171. 171
    The Great British Public says:

    We also want the EU to set 70% of our laws and bang dredging in the Somerset levels so hardworking families have their homes flooded and lives ruined.

  172. 172
    Anonymous says:

    The Tories split the UKIP vote again last night.

    Its pretty clear cut now, a Conservative vote has been a wasted vote in the last 8 by-elections.

    Will the legacy Tories continue to dig their own grave in the same way red rossette wearing donkeys do in the Liebor party ?

  173. 173
    The Conservative Party says:

    As broadly socialist sympathisers, we also agree.

  174. 174
    Anonymous says:

    Vote Tory and split the vote.

  175. 175
    A reasonable man says:

    Cast Iron simply doesn’t connect with a large percentage of the UK public.

    Whilst pretty stupid, they can see when a person is lying, arrogant and insincere, and they are simply not prepared to vote for him.

    Cast Iron has a credibility issue we cannot be solved and if he remains, will mean the Tories are out of power for the next 15 years.

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    William says:

    Jim, I wish you’d use your real name when you comment.

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    Anonymous says:

    For UKIP to do so well last night, they must be appealing to traditional working class voters up north, as much as they do to traditional conservatives down south.

    Building on a broad popular base of support is quite powerfull stuff.

    It makes the Conservatives and Labour parties seem quite divisive.

    (the Lib Dems are a minority party and should be lumped with the BNP and Greens now in footnotes)

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    John Bellingham says:

    Try the lowest THREE. Beaten only by Manchester central in 2012 (18.2%) and Leeds Central in 1999 19.6%.

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    A reasonable man says:

    In spirit, and on moral grounds, the Conservatives know in their heart of hears, they too should have lost their deposit.

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    Another Reality Check says:

    saw on here a couple of days ago:

    first they ignore you
    then they laugh at you
    then they fight you
    then you win

    stage two

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    Outreach, Diversity and Enrichment Officer says:

    I’ll speak for everyone!

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    Anonymous says:

    As proven in the last 8 by-elections, voting Tory only splits the vote.

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    Jeremiah says:

    The only ones who should have postal votes are the infirm, disabled and very elderly who are not really able to get to a polling station, usually within 1mile of where they live no excuses for not being able to get to the polling station they are open from 7.00 to 22.00. Make it a legal requirement that registered voters have to vote or are fined, works in Oz

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    I feel fubarred etc.. says:

    You really are labouring this point, you know!

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    Jeremiah says:

    Dave is the most acceptable to the voters, most of the others carry some sort of negative baggage, Gove Gideon, Hunt etc, they maybe OK to the Con right wing but outside that circle are non starters.

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    Maybe Cameron, in the interests of democracy, will wake up to the postal voting fraud which is now beginning to have a serious influence on election results ,either that or the UN election monitors should be consulted as in some third world banana republic, which the country is now increasingly beginning to emulate.

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    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    It has to be voted through parliament you thick cvnt! Pickles isn’t responsible, the Limp Dums are, because they won’t support it. Just like they won’t support the boundary changes.

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    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    fvck me the is blog is full of deluded arseholes!

    They hate DC so much for being “left-wing” that Labour will win the next election!! You are nuts!

    Labour’s performance in by-elections and local elections since 2010, has been woeful. Less than Michael Foot was polling in the ’80’s. This has been ignored by Labour’s media friends of course.

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    frank says:

    We have been fingering our own dykes for centuries, quite successfully I may add.
    Spending billions of imaginary money on an Environment Agency that does nothing except combat “global warming” with slogans is our downfall.

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    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Toby Young doesn’t understand the power if postal voting you mean?

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    frank says:

    Check out the UKIP website- 10,000 postal votes 13,000 walk ins. The numbers are highlighted. UKIP have smelled the rat, now all we need is a straight BBC to report this.
    How many registered disabled people are there in this wretched socialist experiment of Wythenshite? Can an enterprising journo contrast the number of state registered disabled with the 10,000 unable to walk to the end of their road to vote?

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    Brownbadger says:

    David Davies is trusted

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    cheche says:

    Of course not a mention on the BBC

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    Just Saying. says:

    This morning it has been stated that the Lib Dims have lost their deposit 10 times out of 15.
    No mention of postal votes on the Beeb as we fully expected.

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    Observation says:

    The Labour Party needs to perpetuate poverty, welfare dependency and ignorance. That’s where their votes reside. Hence the importation three million new voters from the third world?

    Since Labour gained control of education and the BBC they’ve had powerful propaganda and indoctrination machinery at their disposal and funded by their victims.

    The Tim “Nice But Dims” just stood by and allowed it to happen, and have now virtually thrown in the towel.

    With the exodus of the wealth creators to friendlier regimes, one wonders how long the Fabian dream can support itself. I guess it will last as long as they can keep printing and borrowing money, cause one thing is for sure, you can’t print or borrow wealth and when there is no one left to steal it from the game’s up and the moochers will have to find alternative means of support.

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    Good Grief. says:

    Vote Liebor and get A Unite Nation in poverty.

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    The Gay Mafia has crawled into every Government agency -- thank you Dave says:

    The EA has more important issues — such as they gave £30,000 to a Gay Pride march — nothing of course to do with their leadr tha rampant raging qu eer Smith.

    WTF did that have to do with their proper responsibilities?

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    Good Grief. says:

    The problem is not the quantity of women MP’s but the poor quality of them.
    Look at Harriet Harperson and the Eagles sisters as examples.

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    I feel fubarred etc.. says:

    If you had been awake, you would have been aware that several Dutch team have been at work for a few days already laying out pipes and pumps to re-route water away from the flooded plains. Seem to be doing a good job too – unlike our own home grown morons!

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    Too right, DC is a gay loving cnut. We want him out whatever the cost.

    Since the fucking idiot is still borrowing £250 MILLION every fucking day, it won’t make that much difference if Miliprat & Bollux get back in.

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    BBC - Bring Back Communism says:

    Good grief you cannot expect us to mention rigged postal voting when our Labour comrades are the main culprit.
    Speak to the Guardian and if they agree to print this practice then we may mention it, but in a left wing manner.

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    Anonymous says:

    Yes, just prepared to vote for whoever’s next in line at the local Labour Club.

    The winner follows a well trodden path in the Manchester area. A bag carrier for Jonny Reynolds, who was naught but a bag carrier for James Purnell.

    Oh well, if you wait long enough, and carry enough bags you too can gain access to the troughers dream

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    Wahey! says:

    Oh no! That’s 10,000 votes filled in by 20 people. Only 3000 actually voted Labour

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    Wahey! says:

    In fact you don’t even have to do it yourself. Just hand it over to that nice man / threatening thug from the Labour party and he’ll do it all for you.

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    Wahey! says:

    Which is probably 1000 more than actually voted Labour

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    Nigel's Red Barrel says:

    Grayling wasn’t on QT last night. Wake up you twot.

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    broderick crawford says:

    yeah very fair point about postal vooting .
    but on the assumption that any postal voting shenanigans took place ex Labour machine also at the LAST Election in this and similar Labour bastions all over the kingdom one has to wonder :

    all other things being equal the stupefying aspect is that Labour INCREASED their share by an alarming 11.2 percent even with Milli-Balls at the helm !!

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    Lord Duckhouse of Pondlife says:

    Did you mean David Davis? There are Davids Davies and Davis in the HoC.

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    broderick crawford says:

    it s too late in the cycle to sack him .

    anyway who you gonna call

    Osborne ? Gove ? Afriye ? … or Boris ?

    Will any if them seriously win an Election .??

    Not to say Dave will …. so with Ukip splitting whatever chance if a comeback they ever had the Tories are fucked .

    Step forward the Milli-Ball economic wreckking machine and calmly await Armageddon ….

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    broderick crawford says:

    A large glass of whisky and a Walter PPK revolver i think …

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    broderick crawford says:

    I think he actually meant Steve Davis . He ll get you a hole in one .

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    What a silly answer.

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    Skeleton Bob – Of course you really mean purple and blue rosettes are absolute examples of low grade shit.

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    Broderwick – is that whisky and PPK for the absurd N . Farage who along with his minority of extremists seems hell bent on ruining this country by pursuing a shocking narrow minded, shallow thinking policy/disease of “isolationism” from Europe.

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    Go Postal says:

    Can I have a first past the post class stamp, please?

  218. 218

    Getting rid of the bleeding royals and the profligate undemocratic Monarchy.

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    Major Eye… I prefer to call it amputation from the English and the bullying Westminster parliament.

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    Anon -Wow! that sounds like condemnation of a type of -peripheral hereditary privilege, in that case join me in trying to boot out the bleeding h privileged royals who do no real work yet receive £Millions in perpetual state hand-outs. AND opted out of the Freedom of Information act that EVERYONE on this blog is obliged to observe. No choice and no privilege you see!

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    H says:

    The minority that exceeded Tory & Lib support or the minority that voted for Labour ?

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    Bill says:

    The Tories have always had a wealth of talent, but equally have always been extraordinarily bad at choosing Prime Ministers from it. (Maggie was the exception which demonstrates the rule.)

    They could have given us Enoch Powell, but they actually gave us Ted Heath. They could have given us John Redwood, but they actually gave us John Major.They could have given us Douglas Carswell, but they actually gave us David Cameron.

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