February 12th, 2014

Ed Miliband Out of His Depth


  1. 1
    Jimmy says:

    You really aren’t happy about your boy getting duffed up again today are you?


    • 3
      Dave and Ed - Shit and Shyte says:

      Dave’s hi viz jacket means that he’s the daddy.


      • 6
        Dave and Ed - Shit and Shyte says:

        Dave also owns him by being able to talk fluent bollocks – for up to an hour – with no notes.


        • 18
          Jimmy says:

          And he remembers to point into the distance whenever a camera appears.


          • Gooey Blob says:

            You have to question the collective wisdon of Labour. Given a choice between a competent Blairite who could have led them to a couple of good election victories, or an unelectable hard-left dipstick they went for the latter. They could have been twenty-plus points ahead in the polls now instead of just three or four – and falling.


          • Dave Figgley says:

            Ha ha, sunshine. As an ex-dispatch rider who used to wear thigh-high bin-liners at all times, just in case, he looks rather fucked, mate.

            Oh, well. Stupidity seems to be in fashion, geezer. Must be dashing…..


          • Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Immigrants, Criminals & other Wasters. says:

            He’s beginning to look like another McRuin, utterly incompetent and totally incapable of government.


          • stunned and bemused says:

            actually jimmy for once has a point

            US presidents are drilled into the routine or when arriving to point into the crowd and wave. They are not pointing at anyone but apparently it looks good to the cameras.

            For fuckety fucks sake I actuall have agreed with Jimmy on a point

            *looks for whiskey and revolver*

            Only jokin jimmy you fucktard


          • Anonymous says:

            Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Immigrants, Criminals & other Wasters. says:

            nope dosent matter what dave does he can never even hope to get to the levels of fuckwittery Brown achieved


      • 86
        Storm Outside the Teacup says:

        P00F Daddy


    • 5
      Ed the Younger says:

      Thankfully hith “boy” ith not beakerth brother or it would have been a knife between the shoulder bladeths.


    • 7
      Scottish Chav says:

      When I was at school, we used to line up four or five of milliband’s sort, make them bend over, and use them as a toastrack.


    • 13

      Whereas you really aren’t happy about your boy at all! :-)


    • 24
      Ma­q­bo­­ul says:

      Yes, I’m afraid Ed made a twat of himself with these photo ops.

      Only pair who looked at home outdoors were the Prince of Wales and Nige. All the rest look like chancers.


      • 27
        Jimmy says:

        It’s his face Im afraid.


      • 35
        seriously? says:

        I love the touch of wearing a pair of black wellies. As if Useless Ed has anything other than green Hunter wellingtons at home.

        You can just see the memo ‘Source a set of size 8 black wellies – don’t want him looking like something off mumsnet’.

        Watch his expenses too. They’ll be there.


        • 68
          Fish says:

          I don’t think he has any wellies. He is said to have told people that he doesn’t enjoy walking in the countryside.

          Figures. Primorse Hill is his limit.


        • 243
          Mr Quelch says:

          2 pairs. 1 pair is wet & full of s%^t (like owner!). Need to be replaced by brand spanking (oo’er) pair in case a further visit to Third World environs is required.


      • 462
        Anonymous says:

        Are you joking ? Nige looked a right nutter in his oversized cap ! didnt you see the pics ?


    • 70
      Gooey Blob says:

      Ed is getting wet feet. His party ought to get cold feet and ditch the plonker before they regret it. There’s still time.


      • 98
        Red Ruth says:

        He’s still leading Cameron by the nose though, isn’t he?


      • 153
        JH23945802439823-04 says:

        You can’t blame the man for not really understanding Wellington boot water ingress issues.

        The man has probably never worn a pair for any practical reason in his life. He will never have dug a garden, shovelled snow from around a car, tackled a leaky pipe…

        Never. A cosseted life in a Marxist salon, where the dirty work is done by the lower orders.


        • 163
          Dave and Ed - Shit and Shyte says:

          You’ll be telling us next that he doesn’t trim his own wisteria.


        • 325
          Gilded Man says:

          Friends and Family have opened doors for this gilded chap. Has he ever been employed outside the political sector, employed on his own merits, employed to directly help others, improved productivity, managed an organization from day to day (Energy and CC was pontification who’s success has not been determined). This is slease, free lunch and a form of aristocracy mixed together.


        • 413
          Jim says:

          ….hence the backwards facing palms


      • 224
        I dislike socialists intensely says:

        No, please keep Militwat .He just keeps on giving .what a plonker.


      • 312
        Anonymous says:

        He’s filling his boots


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      Jabba Le Chat says:


    • 206
      Welly Wanger says:

      Proof of the old Texas expression “so dumb, he couldn’t poor piss out a boot if the instructions were under the heel…”


    • 207
      Isn't "Jimmy" slang for "Piss" says:

      So you think a lightweight trying to make cheap political capital out of a national crisis has “duffed up” someone who is a bit busy getting on with the job of sorting out the crisis?


    • 470
      Wake up & vote UKIP says:

      Just look at that massive blue turd in the floodwater – a bloody disgrace!


  2. 2
    alanG says:

    Wally in wellies!


  3. 4
    Scottish Chav says:

    could have been worse … could have been a flooded sewage plant nearby then he could talk 5h!t and walk in it at the same time!


  4. 8
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Not wading but drowning.


  5. 9
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Ath a thtwong and charithmatic leader, I am not afwaid of thoggy feet. No, thireee!

    I wath a bit upthet about the thewage, though. It wath thtuck between my toeth.


    • 11
      retardEd Miliband says:

      (I wonder if Ed Ballth would lick my toeth clean.. it could be quite thenthuouth for both of uth..)


      • 405
        the shoveler says:

        Reminds me of that Kinnokio moment when he fell in the sea.
        No doubt Mr Ed will toddle along and end up in charge of a quango or at the EU not doing very much.


  6. 10
    Bill Quango MP/5 says:

    You’ve heard of call Clegg and ask Boris?
    Well, right now, on LBC you can join Iain Dale and Ed Balls for ‘TALKING BALLS’.

    The shallow chancer is waiting to talk your calls


    • 12

      What an awful thing to say about Iain Dale…


    • 44
      Did he only get the job because he is pink? says:

      Ian Dale’s radio show is very poor. Lots of name-dropping, socialists and soggy liberal topics with choreographed phone ins.


      • 84
        Officer Dibble says:

        He’d be on TV, but he kept fighting with the cameramen


        • 428
          A View From Haifa says:

          He is on the telly quite regularly doing the Sky paper review. However, having been paired with fat lefty ex-Home Office Minister 5-bellies Smiff, he shows greater restraint at curbing his natural instincts than he did with that fellow with the dog a while ago. You have to admire his patience listening to her prattling on and on and on.

          Where do Sky find these people and why are disgraced lefty politicians given the air time to spout their bollocks all over the airwaves. The public threw them out, so WTF did Sky pick them all up again and pay them exorbitant amounts of cash for a few minutes of bullshitting?


      • 115
        Shipman's Stethoscope says:

        Thats all LBC ever is, “news” made by J;e;ws for fucktards and w0gs to get worked up about. A vile station that deserves some kind of nerve gas attack.


      • 473
        Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation says:

        Still a million times better than Radio 5 Labour.


    • 177
      stun2 says:

      I still think the best thing was the Ask Ed twitter thing, with the Show me on the doll post (or whatever they’re called). Has anyone got the feed (?). Not that I’m twitter-ignorant, you understand.


  7. 14
    Ric Holden CCHQ says:

    Anyone know what process DfE used to promote Michael Gove’s policy adviser to be a £105,000-a-year director of strategy?


    • 19
      Dave and Ed - Shit and Shyte says:

      Round peg, round hole.


    • 29
      Mr Curious says:

      Nope. Anyone know how much Ed Miliband’s paying serial liar and warmonger (plus woman-degrading p0rnographer) Alastair Campbell to be an advisor?

      Hopefully it won’t be taxpayers’ money. Given that Alastair Campbell is a serial liar, warmonger (responsible for half a million deaths) and an anti-woman p0rnographer, and all that.


  8. 15
    Rattyman says:

    So thats where he went!



  9. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Water collects where there is a dip in the road


  10. 21
    HPDL says:

    Looks like he’s really put his foot in it there…


  11. 22
    Nick Clegg says:

    I wish I could twerk like Eric Pickles’s chin.


  12. 25
    seriously? says:

    Awww. Ed dressed himself today.


  13. 28
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    He’s obviously not a keen fisherman otherwise he would have worn waders.


  14. 30
    Pdubya says:

    King Canute sat down and got wet feet
    Labour’s answer, whom I’ll nickname King Cnut, tried wading
    Will they never learn?


  15. 32
    Ed Miliband says:

    I will fixth the level of water


  16. 42
    British Bulldog says:

    He’s a wet on the inside too.


  17. 47
    Anonymous says:



  18. 48
    Ric Holden CCHQ says:

    You just can’t trust the Tories with HMRC.

    HMRC to close all 281 face to face enquiry centres by June. Total job cuts 8000 by end 2015 and 10,000 by March 2016 http://goo.gl/R7ZDS3

    Vote Tory for more job cuts !

    Hear ! Hear !


    • 54
      Incompetence Watch says:

      The job cut I really want to hear about is Lin Homer’s


    • 55
      seriously? says:

      It’s a start.


      • 69
        cornwall storms says:

        Hopefully they’ll concentrate on getting rid of a few thousand jobs at the environment agency next – that’s another bloated public sector.


    • 62
      I've been self-employed for 17 years and this is news to me says:

      HMRC have face-to-face inquiry centres? Really?

      Well, I can honestly say we didn’t need them.


    • 180
      JH23945802439823-04 says:

      Why the fuck would lefties care?

      It’s not like they pay any net tax anyway. They are hardly the type to start businesses* which actually create wealth to be taxed.

      *Unless we are talking about ‘Production companies’ so beloved of lefties for use as a tax dodge when ‘working’ for the BBC.


      • 281
        Quigley says:

        It never ceases to puzzle me, this leftoid loathing of business and profit, when without same there would be no bennies for their clients, no schools ‘n’ hospitals, no “resources” that could be bleated for on You and Yours … unless of course the British left propose the sort of full-blown communism that was so spectacularly successful in Soviet Russia.

        Here we have a neat conundrum for don’t-think-it-throughers like Jimmy. Eating the rich isn’t really a good idea, long-term.


  19. 49
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    Talking Balls and doing the Sky Press Preview with Spliffy on the same day.

    Dale’s company is becoming remarkably concerning :-)


  20. 52
    Sally Bercow says:

    No 10 say there have been 29 COBRA meetings since start of flooding crisis.

    What a waste of taxpayers money to have these fuckwits around a table.


    • 57
      seriously? says:

      Best place for them. They can’t do any harm there.


    • 58
      Gold Top Commander says:

      That’s an awful lot of caramel chocolate hobnobs


      • 75
        Bill Quango MP/5 says:

        Andrew Rawnsley’s book “the end of the party” did reveal how once Gordon realised he got a headline for calling a Cobra meeting he was unstoppable.

        “he’d call a Cobra three times a day if he could. And the only difference between a ‘Cobra’ meeting and a regular meeting was the Cobra meeting had “Cobra” written on a piece of paper and stuck on the door.”

        And sometimes better biscuits as Gold Top Commander suggests.


  21. 56
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    All he was missing was Michael Foot’s donkey jacket.


    • 61
      Gok Wan says:

      I think he was looking for the ‘Just time for a round of golf before the ASEAN Summit Observer Status Windcheater’ look


  22. 60
    seriously? says:

    It’s all looking a bit like when Kinnock fell over in the sea.

    There and then he lost any hope he had of being elected.

    Same with Ed. The useless twat can’t even guage how deep the water is.


  23. 67
    MayfairMagFan says:

    He might be an arse, but at least Farage had the good sense to wear waders.


  24. 72
    Anonymous says:

    Poor old guido…looks like your masters have asked you to try and distract the plebs from super Daves good hiding at Pmqs.

    Who thought it would be so difficult for him to clarify what is unlimited help for all his slightly wet Tory voters.

    Why not a nice link to the tweet from the whips to the Tory minions explaining what Dave really meant?


    • 108
      Environment Agency says:

      Phew! Failure rewarded with more money, as usual in the public sector.


      • 474
        Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation says:

        Well seriously, if no-one was sacked when 1,000 people were killed of neglect in an NHS hospital, do you really think anyone would be held accountable for a bit of water landing on some rich people in the South??


    • 137
      Ma­q­bo­­ul says:

      Erm…what exactly is it about the meaning of “unlimited” that needs clarification to a free spending socialist like Miliband?


    • 267
      Jeremiah says:

      Fawkes has only one master, known as The Master who resides in NY, NY, USofA he is just waiting with baited breath in case he gets the call to The Master’s presence, just like the unmentionable one did 17 years ago. All the rest are just handlers passing messages down form on high.


    • 294
      seriously? says:

      If you think you’re scoring a political point by suggesting that CMD puts some arbitrary limit on the amount of cash that will be spent clearing up after the floods then you’re mistaken.

      Labour lead – 4%. I believe Blair had a 40% lead at this point.

      Trust me, voters won’t take kindly to Useless Ed trying to portray Cameron as being reckless with money in the face of these floods.

      PLUS, we all know, in the grand scheme of things when you’re running a 120bn deficit, 2bn extra is neither here nor there.


      • 431
        I feel fubarred.... says:

        Cameron should have put the (Wellington) boot into Ed by simply pointing out to him that he was the effynidiot who was directly responsible for much of the damage since he was the one who implemented totally daft environmental policies at the behest of his beloved EUSSR mates when he was the Minister for the Environment in the last administration. These policies have now cost the nation several billion pounds to rectify the situation but Mr Dipstick Leader will never admit (nor probably even begin to understand) his culpability in all this.

        Yet still the bigoted, ignorant thickheads (like our mate Jimmy) will vote for this imbecile at the next election.


  25. 73
    Concrete Jungle says:

    The race is on to see who can cover the country in concrete at the fastest pace.

    Looks like I have put my foot in it again


  26. 76
    Is this the best? says:

    Fifteen years of governance by these public relations trained wankers and the UK is now reaping the whirlwind of their complete and utter uselessness.
    The country is unprepared for winter weather.
    Truly pathetic state of affairs.


    • 304
      Honest John says:

      But we can take pride and solace that Bumsex Marriage is now legal.

      It’s all about priorities dear chap.


    • 432
      I feel fubarred.... says:

      Has fatty Lord Smiff yet given the instruction to make sure the sand and salt pits are full and the snow ploughs topped up and readied for next month’s snow showers?


  27. 79
    Ric Holden CCHQ says:

    Governor of the Bank of England Mark Carney, not falling for the Tory lies on unemployment, good to see a man with backbone at the helm.


    • 433
      I feel fubarred.... says:

      Ric, how long have you been in the employ of goldbogsux? Your slip is beginning to show, dear.


  28. 80
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:


  29. 82
    Opportunist who gains from others suffering. says:

    Political opportunist who is hoping for a few more votes from others suffering.
    Milicock is seen as weak leader and he is using the floods as an opportunity to look less weak, more caring & other bullshit.

    Nevertheless, the Tories on this occassion looked like headless chickens in the initial handling of the floods. Misdirection & all sorts of tripe was the Tories response to this unacceptable suffering. Not Good Enough!


  30. 83
    Gooey Blob says:

    The competence of Mr Bean, the intellect of Jordan, the policies of Len McCluskey.


  31. 87
    Cobra Spokesperson says:



  32. 91
    Small round and hanging says:

    Ed Balls just said “Can we cut that bit out Iain?”

    Iain Dale – “Erm . no . Its live”


  33. 97
    Ed Miliwatt says:

    Our local volunteers are organising Welly Banks for all those victims of vicious Tory cuts who cannot afford rubberised footwear.


  34. 99
    UKIP does what it says on the tin says:

    OXFAM refusing to help flood victims in the UK, after all the billions they have got over the decades mainly from the British people through taxes and donations they claim flood victims are too rich to help.

    With warehouses stuffed with equipment, foodstuffs, bedding, emergency supplies, generators and pumps? But its NOT FOR YOU,you paid for it all and pay the lavish salaries of OXFAM but when you are in need forget it matey.

    Thanks OXFAM you can be sure of a lifetime boycott from now on.


    • 175
      Public benefit says:

      Take away their VAT and other tax free trading privileges.


    • 434
      I feel fubarred.... says:

      It is quite obvious that you are not thinking of the children…..

      I have never given so much as one penny to Oxfam or any of the other professional “charities” , all of which are run solely for the benefit of their employees and Directors. Time their “charity status” was removed and they were treated like any other normal company.


  35. 102
    LEN McLumsy says:

    When I said fill your boots ed I did’nt mean with water you dipstick.


  36. 103

    Look FFS!

    I have been trapped in a car for eighteen hours with the floodwater rising to just under door sill level. It is unclear whether the rescue services even know we are here.

    All the kids are smoking furiously, which is at least keeping them from getting boisterous.

    Am I supposed to sit here and go without? Or can I light up just this once without fear of an aquatic non-smoking regulations compliance officer jumping on me with an on-the-spot fine?


    • 113
      George Orwell II says:

      No you can’t. What is more the EU Thought Police are on their way, since you have just committed a criminal offence by making non PC remarks. You will be taken immediately to the re-indoctrination gulag next to Slough sewage treatment plant.


    • 118
      sunderland is a labour ghetto thats why its shot says:

      You can if its a Strand,You will never be alone.


    • 178
      Action this day says:

      If you want to see a policeman arrive just say there’s someone in a burqa with you who desperately needs to get to a mosque in time to pray.


    • 187
      i don't need no doctor says:

      If you look down at your chest you will see a red dot. Come out with your hands raised and you will be smoking.


  37. 105

    This man is the Leader of the Opposition, and may well be Prime Minister in 2015.

    The stupid cnut has got wet feet while photo-opping because he is incapable of monitoring the water depth.

    In the meantime the gay loving spendthrift liar is Prime Minister.

    The U.K. is totally fucked. Never mind, it will cease to exist in September after the Scots have gone.


    • 112
      Galaxina says:

      Cameron gross incompetence and lack of responsibility finally bears fruit that even a die-hard Tory would fail to recognise. No amount of photo ops or attempted blame-shifting can change this for him, unfortunately. The carpets will still be damp in 2015


      • 435
        I feel fubarred.... says:

        The Prime Minister was not responsible for not dredging the rivers, nor for the idiots who bought expensive houses with a view on a flood plain, nor for the appalling weather these islands have endured over recent months thanks to a shift in the regular pattern of behaviour of the jet stream. Proven lack of activity on the sun (who must have just popped out for a swift half) is the reason for all this current chaos. All will be well when he comes back from the pub and start working properly again.


  38. 107
    Noah says:

    James Chapman from the Mail has tweeted

    Miliband drew blood from PM on his ‘money no object’ pledge on floods, which as many have said he will likely come to regret

    Congratulations have to go to James for tweeting that


    • 145
      Fish says:

      The lefties in the BBC and the Daily Mail are really having a wank about this.

      Cameron knows that the cost of paying for the relief effort and improving resilince is negligible in comparison with the 2007 floods. The defences have largely held.The numbers flooded homes are less than a 20th of 2007. £38bn was already earmarked for rail improvements, only a piddling amount of that needs to be diverted to Dawlish.

      Then they invent some difference in what Cameron and McCoughlin say…the obtuse have it explained to them in words of one syllable that there is no difference but the obtuse continue to tell the country there is a difference.

      The problem isn’t the Government’s response, it is that for many in the media and the BBC the Tories should not be running the country – they want Labour back


    • 162
      The On High says:

      Noah – stop posting and keep building.


      • 437
        I feel fubarred.... says:

        … and don’t forget to drill the plughole in the bottom the craft so that when water starts to come over the rails you will be able to let it out again from down below.


  39. 109
    The BBC says:

    This bad weather is starting in America.


  40. 111
    Boggin Labour says:

    Milicrap up to his knees in sewage. Haha! Labour up to its neck in crap. Haha. Where’s Ed’s Balls?


  41. 116
    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:




    • 436
      I feel fubarred.... says:

      If she wins then Parliament will have to be moved to Birmingham to allow her to struggle up off the settee to attend the sessions.

      Does she realise all her bennies will be stopped too and she will actually have to PAY for her own fags and booze from her own pocket?


      • 469
        Airey Belvoir says:

        Obese? Check
        Immoral? Check
        Loudmouth? Check
        Not very bright? Check
        Face like a slapped arse? Check
        Lived off the taxpayer all her life? Check

        Approved as a Labour candidate.


  42. 122
    Benny Street says:

    Vote Labour to get Auntie Duggan and White Dee MBEs. Ya get me?


  43. 123
    One for Jimmy says:


    • 126
      P l e b says:

      No room for Cameron then? Probably off the scale.


    • 147
      Benny Fitz-Clements says:

      I thought Gordon Brown was a brilliant PM. He gave us Housing Benefit, Child Tax Credits and Disability Living Allowance. Sorted !


    • 295
      seriously? says:

      Brown will have a long wait for history to be kind to him. Even if he does try and write it himself.


      • 421
        the shoveler says:

        If labour get in they will hand him a place in the Lords. History doesn’t matter to socialists, they just rewrite it.


        • 438
          I feel fubarred.... says:

          Doesn’t matter, he still won’t be bothered to go in (even to make his crayon mark and pick up his free 300 quid a day; he and Sarah no linger need this sort of tea caddy cash).


  44. 124
    Remotely interested says:

    Any news on Dave Lee Griffin?


  45. 128
    Mornington Crescent says:

    I have no idea who this Tulisa bird is and she looks rougher than a storm drain on red alert but she’s sure got a cracking pair of sandbags.


    Thank you.


  46. 129
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    If Salmond has any sense after the Scots vote YES to independence then he will be doing a deal with Norway to switch Scotland over as quickly as possible to the Krone, a currency backed by billions upon billions of barrels of oil & trillions of cubic feet of gas.


    • 138
      Ever Hopeful says:

      The Vikings have got a special ritual for dispatching local tribesmen like Salmonella.


    • 157

      Do you really think the Norwegians would be so bloody stupid as to throw in their lot with a gang of whinging ,bellyaching, grievance mongers ?


      • 167
        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

        I never mentioned the Welsh :-)


      • 302
        Anonymous says:

        6 quid for a very small pint over there with foam on top

        cant see the jockinese in Scotlandland going for that somehow on a Friday night


        • 410
          Non taxable pikey says:

          Tastes like ratspiss and gives you a blazing headache, the Jockanese would feel right at home


          • Jim says:

            Aye, we’re no big on pimms and g&t’s ya morris dancing cheese eating benefit scrounging overpopulated flooded out bams ye


  47. 130
    MilliCnut says:

    The Wythenshawe by-election should be decided by counting postal votes only.

    It’s clearly not acceptable on H & S grounds for LabConLib supporters to turn out, since they’ve only got short wellies like me.

    What is more the highly motivated UKIP voters might just screw us as well as Dave in this apocalyptic weather


  48. 133
    The Wally in the Wellies says:

    Wally: They’re techno-wellies, ex-NASA, fantastic for walkies!
    Wally: It’s the wrong wellies Gromit, and they’ve gone wrong!


  49. 134
    Blood soaked hands says:

    Jimmy, just one very simple question, simple enough even for you: how many illegal wars has Cameron had so far in which a million died? It’s ok, take your time, I can wait.


  50. 136
    Yorkie says:

    alok sharma new Tory darling for socking it to Miliband in Reading this week. Gets big cheer when called to ask question #pmqs

    I wonder what Tory MP Alok Sharma did when Commons debated flood defense cuts?

    Oh yes he voted for them!


  51. 139
    The BBC says:

    China’s Jade Rabbit lunar rover has been declared dead on the surface of the Moon, state media have reported


  52. 148
    Ed Balls says:

    Doing a great job Guido 👍 :)


  53. 150
    Dennis McShame says:

    Fill yer boots, Ed!


  54. 154
    Ah! update says:

    Ed Miliband Out of His Depth

    Local Tesco Express Out Of Windeeze.

    They’ve known for days that…


  55. 156
    Ah! BBC local weather says:

    And now over to our 15 year old reporter.

    “This is the worst wind in my lifetime bla bla bla ”

    Ans if you’re worried about our reporter in 20 MPH winds…sorry we’ve lost the line


    • 158
      Ah! BBC local weather update says:

      There’s a leaf down in Coronation Street, which is rather surprising at this time of year because there’s not a tree within 5 miles


  56. 159
    Give them free one way flights says:

    I think it’s wonderful that mùslims from the UK are going over to Syria to blow themselves up. We should do all we can to encourage every mùslim in the UK to do the same.


  57. 160
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I can’t understand all these eco-loons like Cameron,Clegg,Milliband,Lucas,Prince Charles,Moonbat etc. opposing independence for Scotland.

    They should be supporting it.

    Let the jocks own all that nasty, smelly, polluting oil & gas. We can run everything with windmills & solar panels.

    That’ll teach the jocks twats for Bannockburn :-)


  58. 164
    Schroders Cat says:

    Last time I had wind, was after left-over Rojan Gosh.


  59. 166
    WobblyJim says:

    Ha Ha I’m on moderation, been trying to get on that for years :-)


  60. 168
    Michael Fish says:

    There’s a woman ringing in from Wraysbury saying it’s all down to a Tory-led jet-stream. I can assure watchers that the Tories couldn’t lead……

    Well i was incorrect on that one but…


  61. 169
    i don't need no doctor says:

    Ed Miliband is a reflection of those that voted for him to be leader of the labour party. Cameron comes over as a leader taking responsibilty, while Milband comes over as a spiteful 6th former. God help us if Miliband were to become PM.


    • 245
      One Man One Vote says:

      To be fair to those involved, most Labour people chose David, even if some of them had up to five votes to do so: as Labour constituency members, Fabians, Co-op Party members, Black section members, MPs etc.

      Ed was foisted on the party by the unions.


      • 297
        seriously? says:

        David Miliband was a fucking liability too. All those rendition enquiries and Iraq war (which he voted for) enquiries trundling through would have done for him. The BBC is still smarting from the arse-reaming they got when they exposed Blair and Campbell’s pack of lies. The BBC might hate the T*ries but they hate the architects of the Iraq war even more. Okay, not more – but almost as much.


        • 351
          One Man One Vote says:

          I agree with you on the demerits of David as a leader, but that does not detract from the fact that his brother was not the candidate chosen by most people in the Labour Party.


    • 316
      but it's ok, I'm voting UKIP says:

      Cameron comes over as Dave-not-especially-nice-and-quite-dim, and Miliband looks like an alien from the planet farkwyt.


  62. 170
    Monika Change,, The BBC is THICK says:

    Fukin thick.


  63. 173
    Save Eric says:

    The only Tory to put himself forward.


    • 182
      Ask Eric says:

      What can I do to exercise my race-horses Mr Pickles?

      If only he would say “WTF do you expect me to do?” ” Eat ‘em “


    • 199
      Bad news, everyone. says:

      Everyone else ran away. Fatty fat fuck Eric “Fatty” Pickles couldn’t waddle away.

      Presenter: “This woman has two children aged 4 and 6.”

      Fatty-fat-fuck Pickles: “Really. Well, give me your surname and your phone number. I’ll call you later. How many children do you have?”

      And this useless fat fucking moron is the voice of Camoron’s flood strategy?

      We’re fucked.


      • 346
        Londoner says:

        Eric has never been up to much.

        Given the chance to clean out the endemic fetid corruption in Labour-run local authorities and break the power of the biased returning officers, Labour postal vote-banks, pilgims working almost full time at taxpayers’ expense, the town hall pravdas (still being distributed) and the election expenses scammery, he has done absolutely nothing that has had any impact on the ground.

        His career is not worth saving.


  64. 174
    Anonymous says:



    • 181
      JH23945802439823-04 says:

      He has already had it done… the attempt to get rid of the Dottingham voice failed miserably.


  65. 176
    i don't need no doctor says:

    Ed Miliband has a wellington boots too short and too full crisis.


  66. 179
    i don't need no doctor says:

    C4 Jon Snow is a stupid prat. Negative does not do him justice.


    • 322
      Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

      The Snow man seems possessed by his own d.evils such that he appears to be suffering from obsessive climate (change) disorder OCD. i have no liking of Daniels the magic man – but on the climate subject – Daniels smacked snow in the gob. Abrakadabra that up yeur lefty Rse Snow.


  67. 183
    Deniers Unite says:

    Paul Daniels on Ch 4 news now talking to Jon Snow and rubbishing climate change.

    I guess that makes him a climate change denier…not a lot!


  68. 186
    Flooded in Wraysbury says:

    Kate Burlesque ate my gerbel


  69. 189
    Spin n Win says:

    Miliband can never drown. Shit floats!


  70. 190
    Oh! FFS Eric says:

    Tell them the truth. There’s been a lot of wind and rain. End Of.

    No way do we Northerners want to subsidise the SOUTH. TOUGH.


    • 204
      The world, explained to simple people, says:

      The economy is basically in the south.

      We fund you. You’re our bitches.

      We die, you die. You die, our taxes get reduced.


      • 239
        Ask The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

        So why all the brick shitting over Scottish independence?


        • 299
          seriously? says:

          Only from Salmond. Imagine what his fat little face will look like if his Little Scotlanders don’t vote for independence?

          Can you purple purple super-imposed on purple? His face will be fucking well incandescent purple. Possibly even ultra-violet.


          • Hadrian knew Best says:

            It’s win- win with Jockland Independence.

            If they go, with one bound we’ll be free,

            and if they stay, we’ve got them where we want them,

            Stuck behind that brilliant wall.


          • Cost-of-Labour-crisis says:

            It was never about independence. It’s all about DEVO-MAX.


          • I feel fubarred.... says:

            Stuck behind the wall maybe – but still sending far too many Jock reps to the HoC to vote on matters that are of no concern to them of their constituents. Something has to change!


        • 309
          point of order says:

          The only shitting being done about Scottish independence is by the few Scots who have a couple of brain cells left.


        • 311
          Hagiis Eating SURRENDER MONKEY says:

          brick shitting is actually happening because having moaned like fuck over 300 years or more when finally given the choice you probably are going to say no

          what abunck of fucked up jock tossers you all are. no balls no spine just cannot get off the teat of the British taxpayer who fund your lunancy day in and out

          If the jocks vote know then you will forever know as

          the “Haggis eating surrender monkeys”


  71. 191
    The Truth Will Out says:

    At the height of Labour’s reign of terror, anyone complaining about untrammelled immigration was accused of racism. Anyone going so far as to complain that they had observed immigrants being given preferential treatment in accessing council housing was vilified as a liar as well as a racist.

    And yet…

    What are we to make of the evidence finally coming to light that what people were complaining about actually was occurring at the time and it was occurring in exactly the ways they were complaining about?



    • 227
      Right full rudder says:

      Yet more fuel for the fire.

      Wake me when the backlash has properly started…


      • 258
        Council Corruption in Endemic says:

        On the ground, this kind of stuff has been common knowledge for years. It is only now getting exposed in the courts and media, however.


        • 286
          Right full rudder says:

          Yes. It is a shame people did not stand up against this bullshit properly.

          When the East Europeans started coming in en masse back in late 90s – that is when something should have been done.

          Now we need a final solution to undo the damage.


    • 250
      Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:


      You wanna back read a copy of Tribune from 10 June 2005 page 6 – about ‘Government blow for wind farms’ an article by Chris McLaughlin. i just happened to read it again and what a larf that was – here’s the last para …

      “It follows the latest high-profilepublic inquiry into a proposal to build 27 wind turbines – each taller than St Paul’s Cathedral in the Lake District. The development has been opposed by well-known public figures including the Labour peer Melvyn Brag and naturalist David Bellamy.”


      • 253
        Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

        Today i am going to blame them hanging chads for global warming. It was the
        Pre-reresidents’ faulty ‘cos he had to pay off Gore bloke for havin nicked his jobby.


    • 254
      Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

      Today i am going to blame them hanging chads for global warming. It was the
      Pre-reresidents’ faulty ‘cos he had to pay off Gore bloke for havin nicked his jobby.

      have some modbot.


  72. 192
    Ed Miliband takes the biscuit says:

    And Cameron has lost at soggy biscuit.


  73. 194
    Watchin the TV says:

    We play “spot the ‘ name’ who HASN’T had a face lift”


  74. 196
    If I have a heart attack says:

    BLAME THE BBC interview of the EA fucker who couldn’t be bothered to have a shave.


    • 201
      We need a cull, and I'd recommend culling the unshaven. says:

      There are a few of them like that. Who was that Labour mong who couldn’t shave? Charles Clarke?

      Fuck me. You’d think it would be on the job application form: “Are you so fucking thick you can’t shave in the morning? Y/N?”

      If “Y”, throw job application in the bin.


  75. 197
    The Benn Dynasty says:

    It is never too soon to hold a rehersal for the funeral of the great man.


  76. 198
    Frances Crook, Howard League says:

    I think this female serial killer should be set free. Women criminals should never be imprisoned. All she did was kill three men. She was a victim which is why she killed them.


    • 203
      Ken Clarke QC, MP, says:


      We should never imprison anybody. This young lady is just a little scamp, that’s all! *chortle* *chortle*


    • 210
      The Ghost of Lord Longford says:

      You have obviously never had a look round HMP Holloway. The facilities are magnificent: hairdressing. a library, with a fine foreign language section, education programmes, gardening, gymnasium, swimming pool. Plenty of food and a tuck shop. Hot and cold running liberal visitors and God-botherers. There really are holiday camps which pale in comparison. Certainly, few of the law-abiding residents on the other side of the wall have acces to such state of the art leasure facilities.

      And the great thing for a woman who hates men is this : there are hardly any men there- and those who are there have to wear uniforms and behave correctly at all times and make sure that you are happy and come to no harm.


      • 243
        Women prisoners are entitled to a good porking. It's their human rights. says:

        “there are hardly any men there”

        That sounds a bit sexist to me.


        • 447
          I feel fubarred.... says:

          Halliet Harbottle would be quite at home there then.

          By the way, was she ever done for her dribing accident all those years ago?


        • 448
          I B Jailbird says:

          …er… waffle…er something about screws, dykes and uniforms …er… um..


  77. 205
    I Was Surprised says:

    Six or more years of patiently and carefully crafting a ‘balance the books’ narrative – all down the drain in one ill-considered, short phrase. Well done Dave.


  78. 208
    White rabbit says:

    That Nicola Sturgeon is fine figure of a woman and what’s more she talks a lot of sense. Inspirational I call it. You can certainly understand the people of Scotland supporting her deputy vice chancellorship leadership of the camp as they look forward to the Euro.


  79. 209
    Dave has been playing Flappy Bird says:

    Check from 4:03 – Footage from the COBRA flood meetings…


  80. 211
    HardySkipper says:

    Look on the bright side the fishermen do not have to go out so far to catch the fish for the millions – soon to be 70 million


    • 216
      Anyhoo says:

      That is a good point.

      But if the weather gets colder, the floodwater freezes, as do the population. OR.. weather gets hotter, bacteria in floodwater multiply, population die of malaria. Or something.

      Maybe we’ll end up with a population of about 7 million?


    • 223
      UK Resident says:

      FISH ! -I can get fish from my window – quicker than going down to Sainsbury’s


      • 236
        Kim Jong-un says:

        I hope there will be enough fish when the time comes to celebrate the passing of the dear leader of the Benn Dynasty with all sincere condolances.


    • 226
      Ask The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      What fuckin’ fishermen?


    • 256
      Save The Fish says:

      70 million people not enough fish I think


  81. 213
    Chillaxed Dave says:

    I was wading in waist deep water today and was absolutely bursting! I thought, why not…it was very warming, in fact I think I’ll do it more often!


    • 217
      £11billion p/a foreign aid is a crime against the British people says:

      Well, Dave’s been pissing all over the taxpayer for the last four years, so why not?

      And don’t get me started on the £50 billion HS2 waste of money.

      Or the £22 billion EU membership. (A record high, by the way, thanks to Eurotard Dave.)


  82. 215
    Ominous delay says:

    Still no news on Dave Lee Travis.


    • 225
      Hairy cornflakes says:

      That it came to trial to begin with is a disgrace. Same with Roache. The allegations are littered with flaws. Jim Davidson was able to obtain actual proof his accusers were lying, which is why police said no further action would be taken.


      • 275
        Anonymous says:

        I know no crime should ever go unpunished but FFS after 50 years you would have thought they would have complained to someone before now.

        seems to me that any celebrity is now an open target and the reputational damage inflicted even if innocent is immence


  83. 218
    Yuck says:

    Arabic is such an ugly language. Half the time these ragheads sound like they’re hocking up phlegm.


    • 221
      Maim the Left says:

      It’s apparently quite diverse and enriching though.


      • 229
        The metropolitan elite says:

        It’s certainly an intriguing language.

        “allah-hu ackbar!! Death the infidel scum!” may, to the uneducated Western ear, sound like a threat, but no.. it actually means, “Islam is the religion of peace and tolerance. We invented algebra. Join us in Heavenly bliss.”


    • 228
      Ask The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      Is Arabic related to Welsh?


  84. 220
    Jasmin Beckett says:

    I actually just cried seeing the floods. I want all rivers dead.


    • 222
      The Environment Agency says:

      Thanks to groundwater pollution, the rivers are dead.

      But it was worth it, to protect wildlife.

      Can we have more money now?


      • 231
        Chris Smith says:

        I think everyone should take a few days off at a spa.

        All those horrid people criticising us for being incompetent is very trying.


    • 314
      Cry me a river says:

      Well stop @#&$ing crying then…


  85. 230
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Interesting piece on tomorrows by-election:


    Points out that Wythenshawe is a sort of rotten borough in part rotten because most of the folk who live there are employed by Quango’s.



  86. 237
    Anonymous says:

    Meanwhile,in noddy land…


  87. 242
    Man who says twat to describe milibraincell says:



  88. 246

    If you can spare any help anywhere for those affected by the floods please log on here and offer


    We are just ordinary people with various skills that perhaps could help others

    Geedo please can you run this website at the top of your page or at least tweet it. Every little bit helps and one day we may be in a situation like this ourselves and need help

    I am a regular on the site hence this request to all

    thank you


  89. 257
    Well Edukated labour fuckwit says:

    it was Fatcher wot dun it


  90. 259
    Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

    icantletthisgounseentonight – have fun

    Here’s a question
    Did the then Labour Government under Brown have the ‘consent’ of the electorate to sign the Lisbon Treaty [LT]
    or did the then government by methods of legal trickery assume consent by legal default?
    i want to see where i gave my written or otherwise consent for Brown to sign the LT.
    Isn’t it all about informed consent and or of that consent; having been wrongly (illegally / unlawfully) assumed?


    • 268
      stunned and bemused says:

      well it was signed when he was technically out of office


    • 270
      Someone says:

      You are confusing politics with law. Legally, the British government does not require the consent of the public to sign treaties.


      • 310
        Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

        Oh yes they fucking do – and when they (MP’s) lie to the public because a certain bastard blair secretly repealed the treason laws – and thus allowed them to lie with immunity they all crossed the line.

        Ten thousand Lynton Crosbys cannot hide the truth about treason from the people – get fucking over it.


        • 323
          Someone still says:

          Of all the hundreds of treaties signed by the British Crown in the last 1000 or so years, not a single one required the approval of the public to be legally valid. A few (a tiny proportion of the whole) required consent to be politically accepted, but that is a different matter.


          • An ex-Labour voter (one of millions) says:

            “not a single one required the approval of the public to be legally valid”

            What about when the (Labour) government said (in an election manifesto promise) it would hold referendum first?


          • Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

            We are living in a judicial tyranny which positively promotes barbarism. Guess which group of people love barbarism and hide behind it at arms length?


          • Someone says:

            An ex-Labour voter (one of millions) :

            That is an example of political consent being required (manifesto commitments are not legally binding) – but if for whateer reason, a government is stupid enough to decide to sign a contentious treaty without consent, the treaty itself, as a treaty, is still legally valid.


          • I feel fubarred tc... says:

            Yes Mr Someone, you are absolutely correct, but a signed Treaty requires a period of “negative resolution” (ie laying a copy in Parliament for a while – 3 weeks I think – so MPs can inspect it and raise any objections they may have) before it may be considered to be in force. The final paragraph of most Treaties says words to the effect that this Treaty will come into force on a date to be announced. Once the processes have been successfully completed then a date can be chosen and other Parties notified. A Statutory Instrument setting out the date is then laid in Parliament and the Treaty then becomes officially binding and in force for us and the other signatories who have completed all their own processes.

            However, when a signed Treaty requires ratification, as in the case of Lisbon, that process MUST go through the proper Parliamentary processes first. Only once Parliament has positively indicated its consent (usually by holding a debate on its contents and then a vote taken) can the letter of authority to prepare an Instrument of Ratification be produced.

            Any Treaty which requires Ratification will have a clause in the text stating so. Until that ratification is done – and any exclusions, derogations etc formally noted – the Treaty is of no validity to/in a country. Many Treaties do not come into force until a certain number of ratifications have been received by the Depository country/organisation (eg the UN).

            This procedure was not followed in the case of the Lisbon Treaty – hence the Lisbon Treaty/Convention/ Agreement (whatever the fuck they now call it) has no legality in the UK and its provisions can be safely ignored.

            Now, why don’t the MSM inform the public of all this basic technical information?


  91. 260
    its inadequate says:

    Respect the offer to help by 5k offered to households effected by the flooding???

    come on Dave better than that please 5k wont even replace half a set of kitchen cabinets these days.

    It costs 3k just to respray the original doors FFS


  92. 261
    Vazoline says:

    I should have been there but was granting important media interviews elsehere. I will arrange a photoshop of my presence to demonstrate my support of all ethneic minories affected by this flooding.


  93. 277
    Ed Miligoldsteinsilverrosenbergband says:

    I’m no Motheth it theems, but I love unretherthedly all children oth Ithrael.

    Englith people can go thwivvel.


  94. 287
    Where's Wally says:

    picture caption?

    “wheres wellies”

    ok I’ll get me coat


  95. 292
    EdEd says:


    Having inthepected the fluid in thith vithinity, I can confirm that we are having a cwitith of water ingweth!


  96. 306
    seriously? says:

    I was trying to remember what Ned’s nose reminded me of. Then it came to me…



  97. 320
    Eric Pickles says:

    I love having a J Arthur.


  98. 324
    Anonymous says:

    sky news showing the terrible slaughter of Elephants for their tusks

    Hey ho there’s always an upside

    the visiting vet has a great pair of funbags


    • 333
      Herman van Rompuy: Giraffe murderer, Elephant r'apist and EU President says:

      We had to silence them and stop the inbreeding.

      Do you like my new ivory EU statue ?

      I know nothing about missing Rhino horns.


    • 409
      The wizz says:

      Plonker! It proves that the previous Government (Regime) held back taxpayers money to infuse their own agenda. Which is why the Media are trying to protect the overseas budget, instead of using it where it is needed, namely HERE.


  99. 328
    Message to the Prime Minister says:

    When you have finished shitting your political career away, please ensure you flush before exiting the building.

    Thank you.


    • 342
      Message to the last prime minister says:

      When you have finished shitting your political career away, please ensure you apologise for ruining Britain’s finances and supporting an illegal war (based on lies) which caused the deaths of half a million men, women and children.

      Also, apologise for the slaughter of thousands of people in NHS hospitals, and for trying to cover-up those deaths.

      You could also apologise for signing the Lisbon Treaty without first holding the promised referendum.

      Thank you.


  100. 329
    Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

    End of term MP’s report – you have all failed – you are all pathetic self-centered ‘owned’ gits and as for the legions of political hacks and hangers on ditto – you lot are all a royally busted flush – but keep it all up – you are providing the world with the biggest fucking larf of what presents itself as a ‘government and opposition’

    You lot are the biggest laughing troughing (live)stock of animals gorging in the pig sty that has become parliament in the twenty first century.


    • 340
      Casual Observer 6 says:

      If the 1922 Committee do not do something about Cameron, the Home counties will switch to UKIP.

      They may have left it too late now.


  101. 330
  102. 332
    Even Thatch was friends with booty fans like Derek Laud, Lord Boothby and Portaloo says:

    Don’t knock back door action till you’ve tried it. A lot of you have a negative perception of booty sex. You don’t have to be gay to have it. I’ve taken a woman up the khyber and it was great. I wager some of you have as well but won’t admit it.

    If you have a good sex life with your wife or girlfriend, no reason why you can’t incorporate the occasional bit of arse action. I’m sure some of you have mistresses, so if your wives are too vanilla, your bit on the side might let you have a bit off her side. Or failing that, pay a working girl.

    Then there are those of you who are closeted and lead secret lives having botty fun with boyfriends or rentboys, much like the drunk Tory MPs who’ve tried to chat up Wiki Geedo over the last year and he wrote about.

    Butt fun is there to be enjoyed. Whether with your wife, girlfriend, prostitute, boyfriend or rentboy, you can all have a great time going up the khyber.


    • 336
      Anonymous says:

      Erm – you are aware that this is a family blog ?


    • 337
      MA says:

      These floods were sent by Almighty Allah to punish and destroy you.


    • 343
      Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

      You are a zio .. ni ..st trying to deflect from that its your fucked up criminals in the background who have been caught out because you have positioned your bumbandits all over the political spectrum … hey there fuckers – you’ve all been caught with your trousers down.


    • 350
      Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

      When are you lot going to be screaming out and petitioning the olympic committee to have same sex ice skating … or same sex dancing on ice on the beeb …

      You’re not – because normal people don’t fucking need that shit – and are bored to fucking tears with all the lgtb bollox – get over it Tatchel.


      • 377
        Even Thatch was friends with booty fans like Derek Laud, Lord Boothby and Portaloo says:

        So let me see if I understand you correctly. I’m a zìonist troll trying to spread gay propaganda? Right. I see. Because, of course, if there’s one thing that distinguishes zìonist Is*aelis it’s their fervent support for gays. Yes, we see them all the time, those Hàredi ràbbis marching in the streets demanding rights for gays.


    • 361
      David Lawless says:

      You are Peter Handlesman and I claim my hugely generous EU funded pension fund.


  103. 339
    Chris Smith says:

    “I’m drowning, I’m drowning. Throw me a bouy”


  104. 341
    The BBC says:

    We’re out on the promenade at Blackpool telling people not to go out on the promenade at Blackpool


    • 358
      i don't need no doctor says:

      Why do we have news reporters 24/7 that do not have a clue about anything. Reporters are like labour MPs just saying what the party line dictates.
      BBC News couldn’t help themselves a few minutes ago while reporting on the floods – man made climate change – although experts said that was not likely to be the cause of this bout of extreme weather.


  105. 347
    Jump you fuckers, jump! says:

    JP Morgan Executive Becomes 5th Banker to Die in Last 2 Weeks


    Some fear spate of deaths linked to imminent financial crisis


    • 353
      Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

      Under the sign of the scorpion – by Juri Lina. Bankers rhymes with wankers.


    • 355
      Casual Observer 6 says:

      Saw the aftermath of one of these jumpers a few years back in London.

      Guy there was apparently H’S’B’C : jumped off a balcony at the Tate.

      Beautiful Summers day in L’ondon, pre Olympics, spoiled a bit by that.

      (Put me right off my ice cream…)


      • 359
        Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

        The Trails of slime go right up into the boardrooms of the banks. And don’t forget they all have in house legal shysters – evading from the truth day in, day out.

        The stench eminates from the top.


        • 366
          Casual Observer 6 says:

          The hyperbole is not required.

          The Central Banks orchestrated the interest rate rigging, and are more than likely implicated in the F’orex rigging that has been coming to light.

          If the Central Banks are engaged in that kind of criminal activity you can be certain that the entire system is finished.

          The next major financial shock will be when Fed start raising rates and the criminal activity which has been able to exist in the recent low interest rate environment is shut down.

          That is going to be a rude return to earth for many people.


          • Theologian says:

            Even if someone’s nice little earner is finished, and they are going to have to face the consequences of their actions, there is no reason for people to kill themselves.

            People seem to lack a sense of proportion.


          • Casual Observer 6 says:


            But when people are trapped in the materialist prison of Marxist thought, disconnected from the spiritual side of their lives, then such sentiment is not only completely alien, but will be met with cold cynicism as well.

            Many simply do not have the skill set to look beyond anymore, so great is the mental illness they are now afflicted with.

            For some though, s’uicide could be the better option, depending on who exactly they owe money to, and what their creditors are willing to do to collect their debts.


    • 394
      Anonymous says:

      “We can only hope this disturbing chain of deaths within the financial industry – one of which involved a nail-gun induced suicide – is purely accidental,”

      FFS Have they never heard of paracetamol? Think of the people that have to pick up the remains.


  106. 356
    Anonymous says:

    Smacks of a panto ? Piss in Boots perhaps ?


  107. 360
    Questions of our time says:

    Do avoidable floods, gay marriage and wind turbines win votes these days ?


  108. 362
    Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

    CHfour news mentioned summit about Cameron last night – So why was he schedulled to go to Israel next week – wa she to receive orders like Dugher?


  109. 364
    Mark Oaten (LibDem) says:

    Every cloud has a silver lining. Look at all that raw sewage floating around in the flood water ! :)


  110. 365
    ashes to ashes says:

    hey even the londoncentric media are beginning to notice that there are other parts to this country – but nevermind lads – you keep on living in pantoland whilst the rest of us try to keep ourselves safe – no thanks to cameron and his clowns


    • 372
      Just goes to show says:

      Did they look for the border posts just on the outer side of the M25, after all they could get their VAT back after being in a foreign country and returning to pantoland,


  111. 367
    7 Cs Shag says:

    ” Seven Seas ” ” Trying for a Baby” sponsoring your ITV Weather report.

    Say it Like it is love.

    Buy Seven Seas Vits, shag every night, and you MAY just ” Fall Pregnant ” ( horrible phrase )


  112. 373

    Goodbye Scotland = Goodbye Labour

    Bring it on.


    • 379
      Podiceps says:

      Though the Union Jack’s going to look a bit funny with no blue. Perhaps we could borrow some green from the Welsh — until they bugger off too.


      • 392

        Cannot see why we should not still use the colour which is on the Royal Coat of Arms, third quarter on a field of Azure (representing Ireland).


        • 414
          The wizz says:

          You will probably find that the (Guild of Heralds) have designed a National Colour (Flag). It would only be acceptable with HRH approval.


          • Ask The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

            Pink background to replace that nasty Tory blue. Gay Dave and co. would love it :-)


          • I feel fubarred tc... says:

            But she would have to get Barosso and Rumpy’s approval first since she signed herself over to them some time ago.


  113. 378
    Roy Scheider says:

    You’re going to need a bigger boot.


  114. 380
    The DM says:


  115. 381
    Battle of the Boobs says:


  116. 382
    The Scotch Mail says:


  117. 384
    Express says:


  118. 385
    The British media are cunts says:

    Once again the BBC making out all the fuck ups over the flooding are all down to nasty Tories and nothing to do with Labour.


  119. 386
    The other DM says:


  120. 388
    The Graph says:


  121. 389
    The Indy ???????????? says:


  122. 390
    The On High says:

    One minute you are salivating that the price of your house has risen by £1,000 a week or more, “we live in the most expensive area, by the riverside you know” then, “OMG it’s flooding.”

    What to do? Obviously it’s the Governments fault, so you get that ‘phone, demand “they” do something. Pose with that twat Snow C4 and whine no one has brought you sandbags. “What’s that? Do something for ourselves?”…………………useless idle Southern shite a lot of them.

    Dear G*d, oh yes that’s me, I was just musing what they would do if they were transported back in time to experience the Blitz or the bombing of Coventry.


  123. 393
    Liam Byrne ( aka Baldemort ) says:

    Remember me ?


  124. 397
    The British media are cunts says:

    BBC mong just stated that Gordon Brown did a great job in 2007. Brown got bailed out by the military, a military he hated. Fucking mongs.


    • 399
      Axe the telly tax says:

      which is why Labour will win in 2015

      couldn’t have a better platform really and quite bizarre we are forced to pay under threat of law for this leftie propaganda.

      Yes I know we can refuse to pay but I have to work internationally and I dare not have even the sniff of a court case around me. To me its a cost just to keep the fuckers away but i hate it all the same.


  125. 398
    weird fuckker says:

    i think jackie smith is quite shaggable but only if you have the TV on mute


    • 400
      Dr Frankenfreud says:

      Call my receptionist in the morning


    • 402
      little old Lady from Tooting Beck says:

      DEAR SKY

      Please ask the tub of lard on your paper review how she managed to defraud us of over 100,000 quid by claiming her sisters bedroom was a a second home

      Also please also provide the costs of the cops that had to stand outside “said bedroom 2nd home ” for years guarding that fucking fat useless arse?

      Ta much


      • 419
        the shoveler says:

        Wasn’t Jacqui called the worst home secretary in living memory on question time last week.
        Yet she is still brought on telly to talk nonsense? Please Sky, don’t give loons and the brain dead a platform.


    • 465
      Glass eye says:

      Specsavers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that way


  126. 424
    Calgarian says:

    All this is shite. As if Dave and Ed give a thimble of piss about folks in the west country getting deluged. They should take a leaf out of Mayor Nenshi of Calgary’s book – he worked day and night with his team to provide physical support and followed up with Provincial funds to buy out homes of those deemed in continuing peril and organized temporary shelters and volunteer help.

    To Ed and Dave its a photo op.


    • 443
      Anonymous says:

      thats what Dave is doing

      I have just volunteered my services free of charge and the company I own. I am logged on the website ready for a call. SEE we are not all capitalistic bastards we do care

      What have you done?


      • 477
        Calgarian says:

        Being in Calgary, nothing. But then you knew that before you typed your idiotic question.

        And no, Dave is not doing that. The Environment Agency is. The one Eric Pickles slammed. Probably not very well but they are doing it.

        PS I bet you’re sitting comfortably on piece of high ground in the Home Counties sipping tea. And if you’re not, I hope you drown in raw sewage.


  127. 456
    skynews says:

    good morning all you lucky londoners

    how many of you have woken up to flooded living rooms this morning?

    how many of you give a fuck about anybody else this morning?

    how many of you are going to be more tiresome by offering you shit advice to people in real need?

    fuck off london


  128. 457
    Mr Slotgob says:

    Glad I got out in time – everyone would have expected me to walk on the water.


  129. 459
    Anonymous says:

    Photo caption careful boss that’s a rare depressed freshwater mussel you nearly trod on.


  130. 463
    MIKE OXHARD says:

    What is inside the wellies is wetter than whats outside

    He really is a walking train wreck


  131. 471
    Anonymous says:

    “Ed Miliband out of his depth.”
    They said it couldn’t be done. (Discharging their duty of protecting the population).
    But our politicians went straight to it.
    They tacked that job, that couldn’t be done. (By party animals like them).
    But they fracking-well couldn’t do it…


  132. 472
    Wellington Boot Napoleons says:

    Some reading material for the welly wallies:



  133. 475
    Anonymous says:

    Starting to look Michael Footish


  134. 478
    ad hoc says:

    Unfortunately the water was about 5ft too shallow…


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