February 12th, 2014

Ed Miliband Out of His Depth


478 Comments

  1. 1
    Jimmy says:

    You really aren’t happy about your boy getting duffed up again today are you?

  2. 2
    alanG says:

    Wally in wellies!

  3. 3
    Dave and Ed - Shit and Shyte says:

    Dave’s hi viz jacket means that he’s the daddy.

  4. 4
    Scottish Chav says:

    could have been worse … could have been a flooded sewage plant nearby then he could talk 5h!t and walk in it at the same time!

  5. 5
    Ed the Younger says:

    Thankfully hith “boy” ith not beakerth brother or it would have been a knife between the shoulder bladeths.

  6. 6
    Dave and Ed - Shit and Shyte says:

    Dave also owns him by being able to talk fluent bollocks – for up to an hour – with no notes.

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    Scottish Chav says:

    When I was at school, we used to line up four or five of milliband’s sort, make them bend over, and use them as a toastrack.

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Not wading but drowning.

  9. 9
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Ath a thtwong and charithmatic leader, I am not afwaid of thoggy feet. No, thireee!

    I wath a bit upthet about the thewage, though. It wath thtuck between my toeth.

  10. 10
    Bill Quango MP/5 says:

    You’ve heard of call Clegg and ask Boris?
    Well, right now, on LBC you can join Iain Dale and Ed Balls for ‘TALKING BALLS’.

    The shallow chancer is waiting to talk your calls

  11. 11
    retardEd Miliband says:

    (I wonder if Ed Ballth would lick my toeth clean.. it could be quite thenthuouth for both of uth..)

  12. 12

    What an awful thing to say about Iain Dale…

  13. 13

    Whereas you really aren’t happy about your boy at all! :-)

  14. 14
    Ric Holden CCHQ says:

    Anyone know what process DfE used to promote Michael Gove’s policy adviser to be a £105,000-a-year director of strategy?

  15. 15
    Rattyman says:

    So thats where he went!

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBbSJMW29TI[/video]

  16. 16
    David Minibanana says:

    Three years have elapsed but I have to say Red Ed is still flapping around like some old haddock on a fishmonger’s marble slab.

    http://bit.ly/1fgKpk7

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Water collects where there is a dip in the road

  18. 18
    Jimmy says:

    And he remembers to point into the distance whenever a camera appears.

  19. 19
    Dave and Ed - Shit and Shyte says:

    Round peg, round hole.

  20. 20
    Jimmy says:

    On the contrary, he definitely gets a gold star for today.

  21. 21
    HPDL says:

    Looks like he’s really put his foot in it there…

  22. 22
    Nick Clegg says:

    I wish I could twerk like Eric Pickles’s chin.

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    Ma­q­bo­­ul says:

    Yes, I’m afraid Ed made a twat of himself with these photo ops.

    Only pair who looked at home outdoors were the Prince of Wales and Nige. All the rest look like chancers.

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    seriously? says:

    Awww. Ed dressed himself today.

  26. 26
    Jimmy says:

    This multiple jimmy thing is cute and all but righties get confused very easily.

  27. 27
    Jimmy says:

    It’s his face Im afraid.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    He’s obviously not a keen fisherman otherwise he would have worn waders.

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    Mr Curious says:

    Nope. Anyone know how much Ed Miliband’s paying serial liar and warmonger (plus woman-degrading p0rnographer) Alastair Campbell to be an advisor?

    Hopefully it won’t be taxpayers’ money. Given that Alastair Campbell is a serial liar, warmonger (responsible for half a million deaths) and an anti-woman p0rnographer, and all that.

  30. 30
    Pdubya says:

    King Canute sat down and got wet feet
    Labour’s answer, whom I’ll nickname King Cnut, tried wading
    Will they never learn?

  31. 31
    Bill Quango MP/5 says:

    He’ll get over it. LBC have loads more political shows lined up now they are a national radio.

    Chatty with Hatty

    Deal with Dave

    Buzz Burnham

    Examine Ed

    Although ‘Examine Ed’ may be a C4 series where ordinary members of the party discuss their embarrassing leader.

  32. 32
    Ed Miliband says:

    I will fixth the level of water

  33. 33
    Ma­q­bo­­ul says:

    The real Jimmy isn’t temperate.

  34. 34
    Dave and Ed - Shit and Shyte says:

    Means nothing – Dave’s got Gold Command and a lifetime’s supply of Cobra.

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    seriously? says:

    I love the touch of wearing a pair of black wellies. As if Useless Ed has anything other than green Hunter wellingtons at home.

    You can just see the memo ‘Source a set of size 8 black wellies – don’t want him looking like something off mumsnet’.

    Watch his expenses too. They’ll be there.

  36. 36
    Jimmy says:

    Lefty c’unt

  37. 37

    The Ed Miliband blank sheet of paper does allow the uncertain to follow contrary goals…

  38. 38
    Dave and Ed - Shit and Shyte says:

    And has mastered the use of the apostrophe.

  39. 39
    Bill Quango MP/5 says:

    He should have declared the water frozen for 16 months.

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    His tribe really likes gold, don’t they.

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    British Bulldog says:

    He’s a wet on the inside too.

  43. 43
    Dave and Ed - Shit and Shyte says:

    “woman-degrading”; “anti-woman”?

    Calm down dear.

  44. 44
    Did he only get the job because he is pink? says:

    Ian Dale’s radio show is very poor. Lots of name-dropping, socialists and soggy liberal topics with choreographed phone ins.

  45. 45
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    New footy show “On Me Ed”

  46. 46
    Righties pay for the welfare state. says:

    That’s why Righties are highly qualified, have great jobs, high salaries and lovely houses.

    Whereas oh-so-intelligent Labour voters have, erm, f*ck all qualifications, zero-hours contracts, shite salaries and live in sink-estates.

    Because Lefties are so much smarter than Righties.

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    Tosser

  48. 48
    Ric Holden CCHQ says:

    You just can’t trust the Tories with HMRC.

    HMRC to close all 281 face to face enquiry centres by June. Total job cuts 8000 by end 2015 and 10,000 by March 2016 http://goo.gl/R7ZDS3

    Vote Tory for more job cuts !

    Hear ! Hear !

  49. 49
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    Talking Balls and doing the Sky Press Preview with Spliffy on the same day.

    Dale’s company is becoming remarkably concerning :-)

  50. 50

    That last one sounds like the sort of advice that one might get from initially phoning a BASHH clinic.

    Not that I have any experience in this field, you understand.

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  52. 52
    Sally Bercow says:

    No 10 say there have been 29 COBRA meetings since start of flooding crisis.

    What a waste of taxpayers money to have these fuckwits around a table.

  53. 53
    Ed Miliband's pro-woman agenda says:

    I’m sure serial liar and mass-murderer Alastair Campbell’s p0rnography is very respectful of women.

  54. 54
    Incompetence Watch says:

    The job cut I really want to hear about is Lin Homer’s

  55. 55
    seriously? says:

    It’s a start.

  56. 56
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    All he was missing was Michael Foot’s donkey jacket.

  57. 57
    seriously? says:

    Best place for them. They can’t do any harm there.

  58. 58
    Gold Top Commander says:

    That’s an awful lot of caramel chocolate hobnobs

  59. 59
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Will you wotten bathtardth THTOP taking the pith?

    I am a wethpectable politithian. I inthitht on your wethpect.

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    seriously? says:

    It’s all looking a bit like when Kinnock fell over in the sea.

    There and then he lost any hope he had of being elected.

    Same with Ed. The useless twat can’t even guage how deep the water is.

  61. 61
    Gok Wan says:

    I think he was looking for the ‘Just time for a round of golf before the ASEAN Summit Observer Status Windcheater’ look

  62. 62
    I've been self-employed for 17 years and this is news to me says:

    HMRC have face-to-face inquiry centres? Really?

    Well, I can honestly say we didn’t need them.

  63. 63
    Gooey Blob says:

    You have to question the collective wisdon of Labour. Given a choice between a competent Blairite who could have led them to a couple of good election victories, or an unelectable hard-left dipstick they went for the latter. They could have been twenty-plus points ahead in the polls now instead of just three or four – and falling.

  64. 64
    Dave Figgley says:

    Ha ha, sunshine. As an ex-dispatch rider who used to wear thigh-high bin-liners at all times, just in case, he looks rather fucked, mate.

    Oh, well. Stupidity seems to be in fashion, geezer. Must be dashing…..

  65. 65
    Ed is always out of his depth. says:

    Let’s face it, Ed would be out of his depth in a puddle.

    Let’s hope he doesn’t pick up any waterborne infection: without Ed, Labour could win in 2015.

  66. 66
    Ah! update says:

    Ed Miliband Out of His Depth….possibly

    But if you look closer you can just see the top of Squeekers head.

  67. 67
    MayfairMagFan says:

    He might be an arse, but at least Farage had the good sense to wear waders.

  68. 68
    Fish says:

    I don’t think he has any wellies. He is said to have told people that he doesn’t enjoy walking in the countryside.

    Figures. Primorse Hill is his limit.

  69. 69
    cornwall storms says:

    Hopefully they’ll concentrate on getting rid of a few thousand jobs at the environment agency next – that’s another bloated public sector.

  70. 70
    Gooey Blob says:

    Ed is getting wet feet. His party ought to get cold feet and ditch the plonker before they regret it. There’s still time.

  71. 71
    cornwall storms says:

    +100

  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    Poor old guido…looks like your masters have asked you to try and distract the plebs from super Daves good hiding at Pmqs.

    Who thought it would be so difficult for him to clarify what is unlimited help for all his slightly wet Tory voters.

    Why not a nice link to the tweet from the whips to the Tory minions explaining what Dave really meant?

  73. 73
    Concrete Jungle says:

    The race is on to see who can cover the country in concrete at the fastest pace.

    Looks like I have put my foot in it again

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    Bill Quango MP/5 says:

    Andrew Rawnsley’s book “the end of the party” did reveal how once Gordon realised he got a headline for calling a Cobra meeting he was unstoppable.

    “he’d call a Cobra three times a day if he could. And the only difference between a ‘Cobra’ meeting and a regular meeting was the Cobra meeting had “Cobra” written on a piece of paper and stuck on the door.”

    And sometimes better biscuits as Gold Top Commander suggests.

  76. 76
    Is this the best? says:

    Fifteen years of governance by these public relations trained wankers and the UK is now reaping the whirlwind of their complete and utter uselessness.
    The country is unprepared for winter weather.
    Truly pathetic state of affairs.

  77. 77

    Thurely Rethpect wath George Galloway’th party?

    Confuthed!

  78. 78
    Hard Surface says:

    Another 6 foot of concrete covering the country will lift us up to where we belong

  79. 79
    Ric Holden CCHQ says:

    Governor of the Bank of England Mark Carney, not falling for the Tory lies on unemployment, good to see a man with backbone at the helm.

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    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

  81. 81

    The only one to have assessed the situation properly. That goes for the waders too!

  82. 82
    Opportunist who gains from others suffering. says:

    Political opportunist who is hoping for a few more votes from others suffering.
    Milicock is seen as weak leader and he is using the floods as an opportunity to look less weak, more caring & other bullshit.

    Nevertheless, the Tories on this occassion looked like headless chickens in the initial handling of the floods. Misdirection & all sorts of tripe was the Tories response to this unacceptable suffering. Not Good Enough!

  83. 83
    Gooey Blob says:

    The competence of Mr Bean, the intellect of Jordan, the policies of Len McCluskey.

  84. 84
    Officer Dibble says:

    He’d be on TV, but he kept fighting with the cameramen

  85. 85
    Uk Building Block says:

    I want the contract to build a 20ft wall along both sides of all the rivers in the Uk

  86. 86
    Storm Outside the Teacup says:

    P00F Daddy

  87. 87
    Cobra Spokesperson says:

    NEW: ALL CUSTOMERS TO ABANDON TRAVEL……..UK STORM

  88. 88
    Ed Moribund says:

    I hate Britain

  89. 89
    Ed Millibrain says:

    I already have a pair of Balls

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  91. 91
    Small round and hanging says:

    Ed Balls just said “Can we cut that bit out Iain?”

    Iain Dale – “Erm . no . Its live”

  92. 92
    Overseas Building Block says:

    Give the contract to us we will do it for half the price & it will last half the time

  93. 93
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    UPDATE: Customers already on services will be taken to the nearest station.” And told to do what? “Swim”?

    FFS !!!!!!!!!!

  94. 94
    cheche says:

    C’mon Jordan is quite a clever girl to have made a lot of money like that.

  95. 95
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Gordon sold the gold.

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    barp says:

    Brand new wellies.

  97. 97
    Ed Miliwatt says:

    Our local volunteers are organising Welly Banks for all those victims of vicious Tory cuts who cannot afford rubberised footwear.

  98. 98
    Red Ruth says:

    He’s still leading Cameron by the nose though, isn’t he?

  99. 99
    UKIP does what it says on the tin says:

    OXFAM refusing to help flood victims in the UK, after all the billions they have got over the decades mainly from the British people through taxes and donations they claim flood victims are too rich to help.

    With warehouses stuffed with equipment, foodstuffs, bedding, emergency supplies, generators and pumps? But its NOT FOR YOU,you paid for it all and pay the lavish salaries of OXFAM but when you are in need forget it matey.

    Thanks OXFAM you can be sure of a lifetime boycott from now on.

  100. 100
    Ed Balls says:

    I hate arguing, but I hate holding shit in.

  101. 101
    Ed Balls says:

    Ed Balls

  102. 102
    LEN McLumsy says:

    When I said fill your boots ed I did’nt mean with water you dipstick.

  103. 103

    Look FFS!

    I have been trapped in a car for eighteen hours with the floodwater rising to just under door sill level. It is unclear whether the rescue services even know we are here.

    All the kids are smoking furiously, which is at least keeping them from getting boisterous.

    Am I supposed to sit here and go without? Or can I light up just this once without fear of an aquatic non-smoking regulations compliance officer jumping on me with an on-the-spot fine?

  104. 104
    Sir William Wayde says:

    We who post here are a minority.

  105. 105
    OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT says:

    This man is the Leader of the Opposition, and may well be Prime Minister in 2015.

    The stupid cnut has got wet feet while photo-opping because he is incapable of monitoring the water depth.

    In the meantime the gay loving spendthrift liar is Prime Minister.

    The U.K. is totally fucked. Never mind, it will cease to exist in September after the Scots have gone.

  106. 106

    What?

    There are more than three people doing all these posts?

  107. 107
    Noah says:

    James Chapman from the Mail has tweeted

    Miliband drew blood from PM on his ‘money no object’ pledge on floods, which as many have said he will likely come to regret

    Congratulations have to go to James for tweeting that

  108. 108
    Environment Agency says:

    Phew! Failure rewarded with more money, as usual in the public sector.

  109. 109
    The BBC says:

    This bad weather is starting in America.

  110. 110

    PUB BORE ALERT! PUB BORE ALERT!

    Unfunny, cringe-worthy “jokes” to follow…

  111. 111
    Boggin Labour says:

    Milicrap up to his knees in sewage. Haha! Labour up to its neck in crap. Haha. Where’s Ed’s Balls?

  112. 112
    Galaxina says:

    Cameron gross incompetence and lack of responsibility finally bears fruit that even a die-hard Tory would fail to recognise. No amount of photo ops or attempted blame-shifting can change this for him, unfortunately. The carpets will still be damp in 2015

  113. 113
    George Orwell II says:

    No you can’t. What is more the EU Thought Police are on their way, since you have just committed a criminal offence by making non PC remarks. You will be taken immediately to the re-indoctrination gulag next to Slough sewage treatment plant.

  114. 114
    Sir William Wayde says:

    Why is Mr Miliband wearing prison uniform?

  115. 115
    Shipman's Stethoscope says:

    Thats all LBC ever is, “news” made by J;e;ws for fucktards and w0gs to get worked up about. A vile station that deserves some kind of nerve gas attack.

  116. 116
    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

    JIMMY’S DAUGHTER TO RUN FOR PARLIAMENT.

    https://twitter.com/OHwinsAgain/status/433663724285464576

  117. 117
    Gay Mafia says:

    We’ve got a photo of Camercnut up to his balls in ….

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    sunderland is a labour ghetto thats why its shot says:

    You can if its a Strand,You will never be alone.

  119. 119
    David Irving says:

    Jimmy shows his National Socialist leanings in wanting to make the Jooish guy wear a gold star

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    sunderland is a labour ghetto thats why its shot says:

    This is my kinda guy.Can we become part of the Federation.

  121. 121
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Immigrants, Criminals & other Wasters. says:

    He’s beginning to look like another McRuin, utterly incompetent and totally incapable of government.

  122. 122
    Benny Street says:

    Vote Labour to get Auntie Duggan and White Dee MBEs. Ya get me?

  123. 123
    One for Jimmy says:

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    Remotely interested says:

    Any news on Dave Lee Griffin?

  125. 125
    Soundtrack of Mad Al's brain whenever he closes his eyes says:

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    P l e b says:

    No room for Cameron then? Probably off the scale.

  127. 127
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    +100

  128. 128
    Mornington Crescent says:

    I have no idea who this Tulisa bird is and she looks rougher than a storm drain on red alert but she’s sure got a cracking pair of sandbags.

    http://news.sky.com/story/1210481/tulisa-to-face-trial-over-blogger-punch-claim

    Thank you.

  129. 129
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    If Salmond has any sense after the Scots vote YES to independence then he will be doing a deal with Norway to switch Scotland over as quickly as possible to the Krone, a currency backed by billions upon billions of barrels of oil & trillions of cubic feet of gas.

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    MilliCnut says:

    The Wythenshawe by-election should be decided by counting postal votes only.

    It’s clearly not acceptable on H & S grounds for LabConLib supporters to turn out, since they’ve only got short wellies like me.

    What is more the highly motivated UKIP voters might just screw us as well as Dave in this apocalyptic weather

  131. 131
    P l e b says:

    Minor celebrity with a major drug problem. Probably a LibDem voter now.

  132. 132
    haddock says:

    Oi !!!

  133. 133
    The Wally in the Wellies says:

    Before
    Wally: They’re techno-wellies, ex-NASA, fantastic for walkies!
    After
    Wally: It’s the wrong wellies Gromit, and they’ve gone wrong!

  134. 134
    Blood soaked hands says:

    Jimmy, just one very simple question, simple enough even for you: how many illegal wars has Cameron had so far in which a million died? It’s ok, take your time, I can wait.

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    thostids says:

    But Lord Slack-Arse Smith had pink toe-caps to his wellies! Cameron had had a crease ironed into his Hunters. As for Miliband getting bootfulls of faecal material…….

  136. 136
    Yorkie says:

    alok sharma new Tory darling for socking it to Miliband in Reading this week. Gets big cheer when called to ask question #pmqs

    I wonder what Tory MP Alok Sharma did when Commons debated flood defense cuts?

    Oh yes he voted for them!

  137. 137
    Ma­q­bo­­ul says:

    Erm…what exactly is it about the meaning of “unlimited” that needs clarification to a free spending socialist like Miliband?

  138. 138
    Ever Hopeful says:

    The Vikings have got a special ritual for dispatching local tribesmen like Salmonella.

  139. 139
    The BBC says:

    China’s Jade Rabbit lunar rover has been declared dead on the surface of the Moon, state media have reported

  140. 140
    Ma­q­bo­­ul says:

    Fewer. His name is tat and he is Legion.

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    Psephologist says:

    An oddball with a gold star is what?

  142. 142
    Liebour Think Tanker says:

    Make a hole in the sole of each boot Edward, it will let the water out.

  143. 143
    Labour says:

    Well we managed to stop the idiot bombing Syria, didn’t we?

  144. 144
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Did Gordon Brown phone them to wish them a successful mission?

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    Fish says:

    The lefties in the BBC and the Daily Mail are really having a wank about this.

    Cameron knows that the cost of paying for the relief effort and improving resilince is negligible in comparison with the 2007 floods. The defences have largely held.The numbers flooded homes are less than a 20th of 2007. £38bn was already earmarked for rail improvements, only a piddling amount of that needs to be diverted to Dawlish.

    Then they invent some difference in what Cameron and McCoughlin say…the obtuse have it explained to them in words of one syllable that there is no difference but the obtuse continue to tell the country there is a difference.

    The problem isn’t the Government’s response, it is that for many in the media and the BBC the Tories should not be running the country – they want Labour back

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    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    Ed Millitwat doesn’t even know what ‘footy’ is.

  147. 147
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    I thought Gordon Brown was a brilliant PM. He gave us Housing Benefit, Child Tax Credits and Disability Living Allowance. Sorted !

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    Ed Balls says:

    Doing a great job Guido 👍 :)

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    Education, Edyerkayshun, Eddyookaashun says:

    Defence.

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    Dennis McShame says:

    Fill yer boots, Ed!

  151. 151
    Dave the Gays' Luvver says:

    Give out rubberized cockwear as well, we don’t want any more HIV Lords, do we now?

  152. 152
    Anonymous says:

    I’m told she gives quite good b’low jobs!

    http://www.xvideos.com/video2009941/tulisa_blowjob

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    JH23945802439823-04 says:

    You can’t blame the man for not really understanding Wellington boot water ingress issues.

    The man has probably never worn a pair for any practical reason in his life. He will never have dug a garden, shovelled snow from around a car, tackled a leaky pipe…

    Never. A cosseted life in a Marxist salon, where the dirty work is done by the lower orders.

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    Ah! update says:

    Ed Miliband Out of His Depth

    Local Tesco Express Out Of Windeeze.

    They’ve known for days that…

  155. 155
    Ah! come on says:

    Daklek with a 12 bore likely.

  156. 156
    Ah! BBC local weather says:

    And now over to our 15 year old reporter.

    “This is the worst wind in my lifetime bla bla bla ”

    Ans if you’re worried about our reporter in 20 MPH winds…sorry we’ve lost the line

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    CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Do you really think the Norwegians would be so bloody stupid as to throw in their lot with a gang of whinging ,bellyaching, grievance mongers ?

  158. 158
    Ah! BBC local weather update says:

    There’s a leaf down in Coronation Street, which is rather surprising at this time of year because there’s not a tree within 5 miles

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    Give them free one way flights says:

    I think it’s wonderful that mùslims from the UK are going over to Syria to blow themselves up. We should do all we can to encourage every mùslim in the UK to do the same.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I can’t understand all these eco-loons like Cameron,Clegg,Milliband,Lucas,Prince Charles,Moonbat etc. opposing independence for Scotland.

    They should be supporting it.

    Let the jocks own all that nasty, smelly, polluting oil & gas. We can run everything with windmills & solar panels.

    That’ll teach the jocks twats for Bannockburn :-)

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    Rightwinggit says:

    The lowest, least talented in a MacDonald’s server crew.

  162. 162
    The On High says:

    Noah – stop posting and keep building.

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    Dave and Ed - Shit and Shyte says:

    You’ll be telling us next that he doesn’t trim his own wisteria.

  164. 164
    Schroders Cat says:

    Last time I had wind, was after left-over Rojan Gosh.

  165. 165
    Michael Fish says:

    >>>>>>>>>>>and the Weather FFS

  166. 166
    WobblyJim says:

    Ha Ha I’m on moderation, been trying to get on that for years :-)

  167. 167
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I never mentioned the Welsh :-)

  168. 168
    Michael Fish says:

    There’s a woman ringing in from Wraysbury saying it’s all down to a Tory-led jet-stream. I can assure watchers that the Tories couldn’t lead……

    Well i was incorrect on that one but…

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    i don't need no doctor says:

    Ed Miliband is a reflection of those that voted for him to be leader of the labour party. Cameron comes over as a leader taking responsibilty, while Milband comes over as a spiteful 6th former. God help us if Miliband were to become PM.

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    Monika Change,, The BBC is THICK says:

    Fukin thick.

  171. 171
    i don't need no doctor says:

    Wasn’t he a corrupt Indian businessman?

  172. 172
    i don't need no doctor says:

    I bet there are a few Chinese space scientists dead now.

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    Save Eric says:

    The only Tory to put himself forward.

  174. 174
    Anonymous says:

    Nose?

  175. 175
    Public benefit says:

    Take away their VAT and other tax free trading privileges.

  176. 176
    i don't need no doctor says:

    Ed Miliband has a wellington boots too short and too full crisis.

  177. 177
    stun2 says:

    I still think the best thing was the Ask Ed twitter thing, with the Show me on the doll post (or whatever they’re called). Has anyone got the feed (?). Not that I’m twitter-ignorant, you understand.

  178. 178
    Action this day says:

    If you want to see a policeman arrive just say there’s someone in a burqa with you who desperately needs to get to a mosque in time to pray.

  179. 179
    i don't need no doctor says:

    C4 Jon Snow is a stupid prat. Negative does not do him justice.

  180. 180
    JH23945802439823-04 says:

    Why the fuck would lefties care?

    It’s not like they pay any net tax anyway. They are hardly the type to start businesses* which actually create wealth to be taxed.

    *Unless we are talking about ‘Production companies’ so beloved of lefties for use as a tax dodge when ‘working’ for the BBC.

  181. 181
    JH23945802439823-04 says:

    He has already had it done… the attempt to get rid of the Dottingham voice failed miserably.

  182. 182
    Ask Eric says:

    What can I do to exercise my race-horses Mr Pickles?

    If only he would say “WTF do you expect me to do?” ” Eat ‘em “

  183. 183
    Deniers Unite says:

    Paul Daniels on Ch 4 news now talking to Jon Snow and rubbishing climate change.

    I guess that makes him a climate change denier…not a lot!

  184. 184
    Jabba Le Chat says:

  185. 185
    Ed Miliband says:

    My wellies are fine, the effing water is too deep.

  186. 186
    Flooded in Wraysbury says:

    Kate Burlesque ate my gerbel

  187. 187
    i don't need no doctor says:

    If you look down at your chest you will see a red dot. Come out with your hands raised and you will be smoking.

  188. 188
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    His wife?

    Now that i just cannot believe :-)

  189. 189
    Spin n Win says:

    Miliband can never drown. Shit floats!

  190. 190
    Oh! FFS Eric says:

    Tell them the truth. There’s been a lot of wind and rain. End Of.

    No way do we Northerners want to subsidise the SOUTH. TOUGH.

  191. 191
    The Truth Will Out says:

    At the height of Labour’s reign of terror, anyone complaining about untrammelled immigration was accused of racism. Anyone going so far as to complain that they had observed immigrants being given preferential treatment in accessing council housing was vilified as a liar as well as a racist.

    And yet…

    What are we to make of the evidence finally coming to light that what people were complaining about actually was occurring at the time and it was occurring in exactly the ways they were complaining about?

    http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/council-worker-faked-ids-and-documents-to-get-homes-for-illegal-migrants-and-his-family-9123030.html

  192. 192
    Ed Miliband takes the biscuit says:

    And Cameron has lost at soggy biscuit.

  193. 193
    Dave says:

    Yep. One fucking mozzie fewer as of yesterday.

  194. 194
    Watchin the TV says:

    We play “spot the ‘ name’ who HASN’T had a face lift”

  195. 195
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    No – they got out and are now working for the Environment Agency.

  196. 196
    If I have a heart attack says:

    BLAME THE BBC interview of the EA fucker who couldn’t be bothered to have a shave.

  197. 197
    The Benn Dynasty says:

    It is never too soon to hold a rehersal for the funeral of the great man.

  198. 198
    Frances Crook, Howard League says:

    I think this female serial killer should be set free. Women criminals should never be imprisoned. All she did was kill three men. She was a victim which is why she killed them.

  199. 199
    Bad news, everyone. says:

    Everyone else ran away. Fatty fat fuck Eric “Fatty” Pickles couldn’t waddle away.

    Presenter: “This woman has two children aged 4 and 6.”

    Fatty-fat-fuck Pickles: “Really. Well, give me your surname and your phone number. I’ll call you later. How many children do you have?”

    And this useless fat fucking moron is the voice of Camoron’s flood strategy?

    We’re fucked.

  200. 200
    The British Public says:

    You did fuck all. It was the British Public which stopped that one.

  201. 201
    We need a cull, and I'd recommend culling the unshaven. says:

    There are a few of them like that. Who was that Labour mong who couldn’t shave? Charles Clarke?

    Fuck me. You’d think it would be on the job application form: “Are you so fucking thick you can’t shave in the morning? Y/N?”

    If “Y”, throw job application in the bin.

  202. 202
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Pu-tin is a pus-sy whi-pped pap-er tig-er, he talks the talk but when it comes to walking the walk he let the eco-loon terr-orists go inst-ead of send-ing them to Sib-erian gul-ags to exp-erience global wa-rming first hand in Jan-uary & Feb-ruary.

    He has also sin-gularly failed to tre-at the th-reat of Isl-amic fan-aticism as Ha-rry S. Truman did with Jap-anese fan-atics by interning all mus-lims in Rus-sia and nuk-ing mus-lim cities off the face of the Earth starting with Riyad.

  203. 203
    Ken Clarke QC, MP, says:

    +1

    We should never imprison anybody. This young lady is just a little scamp, that’s all! *chortle* *chortle*

  204. 204
    The world, explained to simple people, says:

    The economy is basically in the south.

    We fund you. You’re our bitches.

    We die, you die. You die, our taxes get reduced.

  205. 205
    I Was Surprised says:

    Six or more years of patiently and carefully crafting a ‘balance the books’ narrative – all down the drain in one ill-considered, short phrase. Well done Dave.

  206. 206
    Welly Wanger says:

    Proof of the old Texas expression “so dumb, he couldn’t poor piss out a boot if the instructions were under the heel…”

  207. 207
    Isn't "Jimmy" slang for "Piss" says:

    So you think a lightweight trying to make cheap political capital out of a national crisis has “duffed up” someone who is a bit busy getting on with the job of sorting out the crisis?

  208. 208
    White rabbit says:

    That Nicola Sturgeon is fine figure of a woman and what’s more she talks a lot of sense. Inspirational I call it. You can certainly understand the people of Scotland supporting her deputy vice chancellorship leadership of the camp as they look forward to the Euro.

  209. 209
    Dave has been playing Flappy Bird says:

    Check from 4:03 – Footage from the COBRA flood meetings…

  210. 210
    The Ghost of Lord Longford says:

    You have obviously never had a look round HMP Holloway. The facilities are magnificent: hairdressing. a library, with a fine foreign language section, education programmes, gardening, gymnasium, swimming pool. Plenty of food and a tuck shop. Hot and cold running liberal visitors and God-botherers. There really are holiday camps which pale in comparison. Certainly, few of the law-abiding residents on the other side of the wall have acces to such state of the art leasure facilities.

    And the great thing for a woman who hates men is this : there are hardly any men there- and those who are there have to wear uniforms and behave correctly at all times and make sure that you are happy and come to no harm.

  211. 211
    HardySkipper says:

    Look on the bright side the fishermen do not have to go out so far to catch the fish for the millions – soon to be 70 million

  212. 212
    Dimmy Dave's doubled the debt says:

    “Balance the books narrative”?

    Uh-huh. Sure.

  213. 213
    Chillaxed Dave says:

    I was wading in waist deep water today and was absolutely bursting! I thought, why not…it was very warming, in fact I think I’ll do it more often!

  214. 214
    Roj Blake says:

    We will destroy the Federation!

  215. 215
    Ominous delay says:

    Still no news on Dave Lee Travis.

  216. 216
    Anyhoo says:

    That is a good point.

    But if the weather gets colder, the floodwater freezes, as do the population. OR.. weather gets hotter, bacteria in floodwater multiply, population die of malaria. Or something.

    Maybe we’ll end up with a population of about 7 million?

  217. 217
    £11billion p/a foreign aid is a crime against the British people says:

    Well, Dave’s been pissing all over the taxpayer for the last four years, so why not?

    And don’t get me started on the £50 billion HS2 waste of money.

    Or the £22 billion EU membership. (A record high, by the way, thanks to Eurotard Dave.)

  218. 218
    Yuck says:

    Arabic is such an ugly language. Half the time these ragheads sound like they’re hocking up phlegm.

  219. 219
    Armada says:

    Down side is the Spanish got there first.

  220. 220
    Jasmin Beckett says:

    I actually just cried seeing the floods. I want all rivers dead.

  221. 221
    Maim the Left says:

    It’s apparently quite diverse and enriching though.

  222. 222
    The Environment Agency says:

    Thanks to groundwater pollution, the rivers are dead.

    But it was worth it, to protect wildlife.

    Can we have more money now?

  223. 223
    UK Resident says:

    FISH ! -I can get fish from my window – quicker than going down to Sainsbury’s

  224. 224
    I dislike socialists intensely says:

    No, please keep Militwat .He just keeps on giving .what a plonker.

  225. 225
    Hairy cornflakes says:

    That it came to trial to begin with is a disgrace. Same with Roache. The allegations are littered with flaws. Jim Davidson was able to obtain actual proof his accusers were lying, which is why police said no further action would be taken.

  226. 226
    Ask The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    What fuckin’ fishermen?

  227. 227
    Right full rudder says:

    Yet more fuel for the fire.

    Wake me when the backlash has properly started…

  228. 228
    Ask The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Is Arabic related to Welsh?

  229. 229
    The metropolitan elite says:

    It’s certainly an intriguing language.

    “allah-hu ackbar!! Death the infidel scum!” may, to the uneducated Western ear, sound like a threat, but no.. it actually means, “Islam is the religion of peace and tolerance. We invented algebra. Join us in Heavenly bliss.”

  230. 230
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Interesting piece on tomorrows by-election:

    http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukipwatch/100259223/wythenshawe-and-sale-east-ukip-cant-compete-with-labours-ruthless-operation/

    Points out that Wythenshawe is a sort of rotten borough in part rotten because most of the folk who live there are employed by Quango’s.

    Hmm…

  231. 231
    Chris Smith says:

    I think everyone should take a few days off at a spa.

    All those horrid people criticising us for being incompetent is very trying.

  232. 232
    An Apostrophe Monitor says:

    quangos

  233. 233
    Jeremiah says:

    Are sure you really sure those yellow & brown stripe was just toasted bread?

  234. 234
    A Welshman says:

    Yes. Arabic is derived from Welsh.

    All languages are.

  235. 235
    Another apostrophe policeman says:

    And “tomorrow’s”

  236. 236
    Kim Jong-un says:

    I hope there will be enough fish when the time comes to celebrate the passing of the dear leader of the Benn Dynasty with all sincere condolances.

  237. 237
    Anonymous says:

    Meanwhile,in noddy land…

  238. 238
    I worked at Wythenshawe NHS hospital which is why I hate everyone on Wythenshawe says:

    Wythenshawe is a complete shit-hole. Think of “Benefits Street” but multiplied to an entire geographical area called “Wythenshawe”.

  239. 239
    Ask The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    So why all the brick shitting over Scottish independence?

  240. 240
    Nick Clegg is the biggest c*nt in British politics. says:

    Please let his feet be in floodwater and his slimy wet hands wrapped around the mains lead.. please please please..

  241. 241
    Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

    It’s addicitve like global warming.

  242. 242
    Man who says twat to describe milibraincell says:

    twat

  243. 243
    Mr Quelch says:

    2 pairs. 1 pair is wet & full of s%^t (like owner!). Need to be replaced by brand spanking (oo’er) pair in case a further visit to Third World environs is required.

  244. 244
    Women prisoners are entitled to a good porking. It's their human rights. says:

    “there are hardly any men there”

    That sounds a bit sexist to me.

  245. 245
    One Man One Vote says:

    To be fair to those involved, most Labour people chose David, even if some of them had up to five votes to do so: as Labour constituency members, Fabians, Co-op Party members, Black section members, MPs etc.

    Ed was foisted on the party by the unions.

  246. 246
    HELP REQUIRED - FLOODS says:

    If you can spare any help anywhere for those affected by the floods please log on here and offer

    http://floodvolunteers.co.uk

    We are just ordinary people with various skills that perhaps could help others

    Geedo please can you run this website at the top of your page or at least tweet it. Every little bit helps and one day we may be in a situation like this ourselves and need help

    I am a regular on the site hence this request to all

    thank you

  247. 247
    The Strange Pose says:

    Why is he holding it like that? is he expecting hydro-electricity to pour down the wires into the fuel tank?

  248. 248
    Anonymous says:

    # £3.5 Million to dredge Somerset rivers.

  249. 249
    Fish says:

    Look again, Ed. It’s water with poo in it.

  250. 250
  251. 251
    Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

    TTWO

    You wanna back read a copy of Tribune from 10 June 2005 page 6 – about ‘Government blow for wind farms’ an article by Chris McLaughlin. i just happened to read it again and what a larf that was – here’s the last para …

    “It follows the latest high-profilepublic inquiry into a proposal to build 27 wind turbines – each taller than St Paul’s Cathedral in the Lake District. The development has been opposed by well-known public figures including the Labour peer Melvyn Brag and naturalist David Bellamy.”

  252. 252
    Sparky says:

    nope we need him in place for the GE 2015

    OK ok… if you insist, after that you can connect him to the national grid

  253. 253
    Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

    Today i am going to blame them hanging chads for global warming. It was the
    Pre-reresidents’ faulty ‘cos he had to pay off Gore bloke for havin nicked his jobby.

  254. 254
    Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

    Today i am going to blame them hanging chads for global warming. It was the
    Pre-reresidents’ faulty ‘cos he had to pay off Gore bloke for havin nicked his jobby.

    have some modbot.

  255. 255
    fact of life mate says:

    bollocks
    somerset levels flood fact and before you tell me to fuck off I am a somerset resident

  256. 256
    Save The Fish says:

    70 million people not enough fish I think

  257. 257
    Well Edukated labour fuckwit says:

    it was Fatcher wot dun it

  258. 258
    Council Corruption in Endemic says:

    On the ground, this kind of stuff has been common knowledge for years. It is only now getting exposed in the courts and media, however.

  259. 259
    Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

    icantletthisgounseentonight – have fun

    Here’s a question
    Did the then Labour Government under Brown have the ‘consent’ of the electorate to sign the Lisbon Treaty [LT]
    or did the then government by methods of legal trickery assume consent by legal default?
    i want to see where i gave my written or otherwise consent for Brown to sign the LT.
    Isn’t it all about informed consent and or of that consent; having been wrongly (illegally / unlawfully) assumed?

  260. 260
    its inadequate says:

    Respect the offer to help by 5k offered to households effected by the flooding???

    come on Dave better than that please 5k wont even replace half a set of kitchen cabinets these days.

    It costs 3k just to respray the original doors FFS

  261. 261
    Vazoline says:

    I should have been there but was granting important media interviews elsehere. I will arrange a photoshop of my presence to demonstrate my support of all ethneic minories affected by this flooding.

  262. 262
    Quigley says:

    I’ve never heard it called that before.

  263. 263
    Quigley says:

    Analysis of what went into his boots would reveal that he was indeed wading in it.

  264. 264
    Quigley says:

    Should give rise to some choice lines. “‘E wants his Ed examined,” etc.

  265. 265
    stunned and bemused says:

    actually jimmy for once has a point

    US presidents are drilled into the routine or when arriving to point into the crowd and wave. They are not pointing at anyone but apparently it looks good to the cameras.

    For fuckety fucks sake I actuall have agreed with Jimmy on a point

    *looks for whiskey and revolver*

    Only jokin jimmy you fucktard

  266. 266
    Quigley says:

    *** PUB BORE WATCH ALERT ***

  267. 267
    Jeremiah says:

    Fawkes has only one master, known as The Master who resides in NY, NY, USofA he is just waiting with baited breath in case he gets the call to The Master’s presence, just like the unmentionable one did 17 years ago. All the rest are just handlers passing messages down form on high.

  268. 268
    stunned and bemused says:

    well it was signed when he was technically out of office

  269. 269
    Quigley says:

    What a charmer you must be in the flesh, dear boy.

  270. 270
    Someone says:

    You are confusing politics with law. Legally, the British government does not require the consent of the public to sign treaties.

  271. 271
    Ms Beckett aged 17 3/4 says:

    I saw this and I almost cried I want all apostrophe’s dead

  272. 272
    David Beckham advertising Swiss Watches says:

    Course he does. The Premiershit was designed for the Metro middle classes. He’ll know all the teams .. Man Utd, Chelsea *and* Arsenal.

  273. 273
    Cheaper to move Brum 20 miles closer to London says:

    Cheaper to move Brum 20 miles closer to London

  274. 274
  275. 275
    Anonymous says:

    I know no crime should ever go unpunished but FFS after 50 years you would have thought they would have complained to someone before now.

    seems to me that any celebrity is now an open target and the reputational damage inflicted even if innocent is immence

  276. 276
    Nick Clegg is a Dutch pig fuck says:

    Yes, because he is a complete moron.

  277. 277
    Ed Miligoldsteinsilverrosenbergband says:

    I’m no Motheth it theems, but I love unretherthedly all children oth Ithrael.

    Englith people can go thwivvel.

  278. 278
    Jeffrey Bernard says:

    Probably the first time that old wobble-nose has ever worn wellies. And also the first time that he has travelled so far from Islington. Two cherries in one day.

  279. 279
    UKIP or bust says:

    not just out of office but out of his box.

  280. 280
    Dave and Ed - Shit and Shyte says:

    Try “Podgy wanker with a bog brush hairdo”.

  281. 281
    Quigley says:

    It never ceases to puzzle me, this leftoid loathing of business and profit, when without same there would be no bennies for their clients, no schools ‘n’ hospitals, no “resources” that could be bleated for on You and Yours … unless of course the British left propose the sort of full-blown communism that was so spectacularly successful in Soviet Russia.

    Here we have a neat conundrum for don’t-think-it-throughers like Jimmy. Eating the rich isn’t really a good idea, long-term.

  282. 282
    Putin is gay and so is his policehorse says:

  283. 283
    Anonymous says:

    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Immigrants, Criminals & other Wasters. says:

    nope dosent matter what dave does he can never even hope to get to the levels of fuckwittery Brown achieved

  284. 284
    stun2 says:

    I stopped at the ‘understand the people of Scotland’ bit. Have you seen Taggart?

  285. 285
    Longshanks says:

    You must be well gay

  286. 286
    Right full rudder says:

    Yes. It is a shame people did not stand up against this bullshit properly.

    When the East Europeans started coming in en masse back in late 90s – that is when something should have been done.

    Now we need a final solution to undo the damage.

  287. 287
    Where's Wally says:

    picture caption?

    “wheres wellies”

    ok I’ll get me coat

  288. 288
    Quigley says:

    What is his breath “baited” with, might we ask, O Delphic one?

  289. 289
    Wanerighty says:

    No one goes walking in wellies.

  290. 290
    Dave and Ed - Shit and Shyte says:

    Money no object – Dave loves to spend, he’s a generous guy.

    It’s not his money, it – was – ours.

  291. 291
    stun2 says:

    Doesn’t it take a few hours to charge it? At least he’s doing something useful for a change.

  292. 292
    EdEd says:

    Yeth!

    Having inthepected the fluid in thith vithinity, I can confirm that we are having a cwitith of water ingweth!

  293. 293
    This is Government after all says:

    round peg square hole surely?

  294. 294
    seriously? says:

    If you think you’re scoring a political point by suggesting that CMD puts some arbitrary limit on the amount of cash that will be spent clearing up after the floods then you’re mistaken.

    Labour lead – 4%. I believe Blair had a 40% lead at this point.

    Trust me, voters won’t take kindly to Useless Ed trying to portray Cameron as being reckless with money in the face of these floods.

    PLUS, we all know, in the grand scheme of things when you’re running a 120bn deficit, 2bn extra is neither here nor there.

  295. 295
    seriously? says:

    Brown will have a long wait for history to be kind to him. Even if he does try and write it himself.

  296. 296
    Anonymous says:

    the fragrant Yvette has Balls apparently

  297. 297
    I'm a twat says:

    And I resent you calling Milibrane a twat.

  298. 298
    seriously? says:

    David Miliband was a fucking liability too. All those rendition enquiries and Iraq war (which he voted for) enquiries trundling through would have done for him. The BBC is still smarting from the arse-reaming they got when they exposed Blair and Campbell’s pack of lies. The BBC might hate the T*ries but they hate the architects of the Iraq war even more. Okay, not more – but almost as much.

  299. 299
    seriously? says:

    Only from Salmond. Imagine what his fat little face will look like if his Little Scotlanders don’t vote for independence?

    Can you purple purple super-imposed on purple? His face will be fucking well incandescent purple. Possibly even ultra-violet.

  300. 300
    Shite Dee says:

    fucking knob

  301. 301
    Odessa says:

    You don’t say, Max?

  302. 302
    Anonymous says:

    6 quid for a very small pint over there with foam on top

    cant see the jockinese in Scotlandland going for that somehow on a Friday night

  303. 303
    The Meedja says:

    So where is he hiding his wellies?

  304. 304
    Honest John says:

    But we can take pride and solace that Bumsex Marriage is now legal.

    It’s all about priorities dear chap.

  305. 305
    Nigel Farage says:

    Actually it was me who first come out against bombing Syria, do keep up.

  306. 306
    seriously? says:

    I was trying to remember what Ned’s nose reminded me of. Then it came to me…

    http://animals.sandiegozoo.org/animals/tapir

  307. 307
    Ms Beckett aged 17 3/4 says:

    I read this and I almost cried. I want all lunar rabbits dead

    what? say that again its already dead??

    oh err ok

  308. 308

    Wythenshawe is the poor man’s Altrincham.

    It is rotten in more ways than one.

  309. 309
    point of order says:

    The only shitting being done about Scottish independence is by the few Scots who have a couple of brain cells left.

  310. 310
    Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

    Oh yes they fucking do – and when they (MP’s) lie to the public because a certain bastard blair secretly repealed the treason laws – and thus allowed them to lie with immunity they all crossed the line.

    Ten thousand Lynton Crosbys cannot hide the truth about treason from the people – get fucking over it.

  311. 311
    Hagiis Eating SURRENDER MONKEY says:

    brick shitting is actually happening because having moaned like fuck over 300 years or more when finally given the choice you probably are going to say no

    what abunck of fucked up jock tossers you all are. no balls no spine just cannot get off the teat of the British taxpayer who fund your lunancy day in and out

    If the jocks vote know then you will forever know as

    the “Haggis eating surrender monkeys”

  312. 312
    Anonymous says:

    He’s filling his boots

  313. 313
    The Ever-Bloating Interest Bill for the National Debt says:

    It is your grandchildrens’

  314. 314
    Cry me a river says:

    Well stop @#&$ing crying then…

  315. 315
    Hadrian knew Best says:

    It’s win- win with Jockland Independence.

    If they go, with one bound we’ll be free,

    and if they stay, we’ve got them where we want them,

    Stuck behind that brilliant wall.

  316. 316
    but it's ok, I'm voting UKIP says:

    Cameron comes over as Dave-not-especially-nice-and-quite-dim, and Miliband looks like an alien from the planet farkwyt.

  317. 317
    Hadrian knew Best says:

    It seems you lack a Scottish Education.

  318. 318
    Anonymous says:

    well I do but if you are still unsure you can see the text directly above your moronic comment

    even a retard like you should be able to find that

    perhaps not?

  319. 319
    Fact of life mate says:

    ok

  320. 320
    Eric Pickles says:

    I love having a J Arthur.

  321. 321
    like shake'n'vac says:

    It sounds like something Boris likes to do and say.

  322. 322
    Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

    The Snow man seems possessed by his own d.evils such that he appears to be suffering from obsessive climate (change) disorder OCD. i have no liking of Daniels the magic man – but on the climate subject – Daniels smacked snow in the gob. Abrakadabra that up yeur lefty Rse Snow.

  323. 323
    Someone still says:

    Of all the hundreds of treaties signed by the British Crown in the last 1000 or so years, not a single one required the approval of the public to be legally valid. A few (a tiny proportion of the whole) required consent to be politically accepted, but that is a different matter.

  324. 324
    Anonymous says:

    sky news showing the terrible slaughter of Elephants for their tusks

    Hey ho there’s always an upside

    the visiting vet has a great pair of funbags

  325. 325
    Gilded Man says:

    Friends and Family have opened doors for this gilded chap. Has he ever been employed outside the political sector, employed on his own merits, employed to directly help others, improved productivity, managed an organization from day to day (Energy and CC was pontification who’s success has not been determined). This is slease, free lunch and a form of aristocracy mixed together.

  326. 326
    The Brits says:

    Indeed it was you Mr Farage.

    Nice one.

  327. 327
    Don't be a fucking parasite says:

    Uhm.. insurance?

  328. 328
    Message to the Prime Minister says:

    When you have finished shitting your political career away, please ensure you flush before exiting the building.

    Thank you.

  329. 329
    Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

    End of term MP’s report – you have all failed – you are all pathetic self-centered ‘owned’ gits and as for the legions of political hacks and hangers on ditto – you lot are all a royally busted flush – but keep it all up – you are providing the world with the biggest fucking larf of what presents itself as a ‘government and opposition’

    You lot are the biggest laughing troughing (live)stock of animals gorging in the pig sty that has become parliament in the twenty first century.

  330. 330
  331. 331
    Ed 'Eddy' Milliband says:

    I even fitted extra insoles to my wellies. What went wrong?

  332. 332
    Even Thatch was friends with booty fans like Derek Laud, Lord Boothby and Portaloo says:

    Don’t knock back door action till you’ve tried it. A lot of you have a negative perception of booty sex. You don’t have to be gay to have it. I’ve taken a woman up the khyber and it was great. I wager some of you have as well but won’t admit it.

    If you have a good sex life with your wife or girlfriend, no reason why you can’t incorporate the occasional bit of arse action. I’m sure some of you have mistresses, so if your wives are too vanilla, your bit on the side might let you have a bit off her side. Or failing that, pay a working girl.

    Then there are those of you who are closeted and lead secret lives having botty fun with boyfriends or rentboys, much like the drunk Tory MPs who’ve tried to chat up Wiki Geedo over the last year and he wrote about.

    Butt fun is there to be enjoyed. Whether with your wife, girlfriend, prostitute, boyfriend or rentboy, you can all have a great time going up the khyber.

  333. 333
    Herman van Rompuy: Giraffe murderer, Elephant r'apist and EU President says:

    We had to silence them and stop the inbreeding.

    Do you like my new ivory EU statue ?

    I know nothing about missing Rhino horns.

  334. 334
    An ex-Labour voter (one of millions) says:

    “not a single one required the approval of the public to be legally valid”

    What about when the (Labour) government said (in an election manifesto promise) it would hold referendum first?

  335. 335
    Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

    We are living in a judicial tyranny which positively promotes barbarism. Guess which group of people love barbarism and hide behind it at arms length?

  336. 336
    Anonymous says:

    Erm – you are aware that this is a family blog ?

  337. 337
    MA says:

    These floods were sent by Almighty Allah to punish and destroy you.

  338. 338
    Jimmy says:

    If memory serves I think it was Assad.

  339. 339
    Chris Smith says:

    “I’m drowning, I’m drowning. Throw me a bouy”

  340. 340
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    If the 1922 Committee do not do something about Cameron, the Home counties will switch to UKIP.

    They may have left it too late now.

  341. 341
    The BBC says:

    We’re out on the promenade at Blackpool telling people not to go out on the promenade at Blackpool

  342. 342
    Message to the last prime minister says:

    When you have finished shitting your political career away, please ensure you apologise for ruining Britain’s finances and supporting an illegal war (based on lies) which caused the deaths of half a million men, women and children.

    Also, apologise for the slaughter of thousands of people in NHS hospitals, and for trying to cover-up those deaths.

    You could also apologise for signing the Lisbon Treaty without first holding the promised referendum.

    Thank you.

  343. 343
    Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

    You are a zio .. ni ..st trying to deflect from that its your fucked up criminals in the background who have been caught out because you have positioned your bumbandits all over the political spectrum … hey there fuckers – you’ve all been caught with your trousers down.

  344. 344
    Lateral Thought says:

    Chris Smith, HIV Positive, up to his neck in raw sewage.

    What’s to hate ?

  345. 345
    Message to the last last prime minister says:

    Chilcot ?

  346. 346
    Londoner says:

    Eric has never been up to much.

    Given the chance to clean out the endemic fetid corruption in Labour-run local authorities and break the power of the biased returning officers, Labour postal vote-banks, pilgims working almost full time at taxpayers’ expense, the town hall pravdas (still being distributed) and the election expenses scammery, he has done absolutely nothing that has had any impact on the ground.

    His career is not worth saving.

  347. 347
    Jump you fuckers, jump! says:

    JP Morgan Executive Becomes 5th Banker to Die in Last 2 Weeks

    http://www.prisonplanet.com/jp-morgan-executive-becomes-5th-banker-to-die-in-last-2-weeks.html

    Some fear spate of deaths linked to imminent financial crisis

  348. 348
    Even Thatch was friends with booty fans like Derek Laud, Lord Boothby and Portaloo says:

    Tinfoil hat much?

  349. 349
    Clegg, refuels and drives off without paying says:

    Did he pay?

  350. 350
    Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

    When are you lot going to be screaming out and petitioning the olympic committee to have same sex ice skating … or same sex dancing on ice on the beeb …

    You’re not – because normal people don’t fucking need that shit – and are bored to fucking tears with all the lgtb bollox – get over it Tatchel.

  351. 351
    One Man One Vote says:

    I agree with you on the demerits of David as a leader, but that does not detract from the fact that his brother was not the candidate chosen by most people in the Labour Party.

  352. 352
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Well he is trying to save what is left of his core vote.

    Not their properties etc., just the vote.

    I think he failed.

  353. 353
    Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

    Under the sign of the scorpion – by Juri Lina. Bankers rhymes with wankers.

  354. 354
    Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

    Message to the dark suits of the establishment behind the current and past two prime ministers – Games Up.

  355. 355
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Saw the aftermath of one of these jumpers a few years back in London.

    Guy there was apparently H’S’B’C : jumped off a balcony at the Tate.

    Beautiful Summers day in L’ondon, pre Olympics, spoiled a bit by that.

    (Put me right off my ice cream…)

  356. 356
    Anonymous says:

    Smacks of a panto ? Piss in Boots perhaps ?

  357. 357
    Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

    Deflecting from the hard truth to such a comment is pathetic – hope you get your fee – you pathetic troll.

  358. 358
    i don't need no doctor says:

    Why do we have news reporters 24/7 that do not have a clue about anything. Reporters are like labour MPs just saying what the party line dictates.
    BBC News couldn’t help themselves a few minutes ago while reporting on the floods – man made climate change – although experts said that was not likely to be the cause of this bout of extreme weather.

  359. 359
    Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

    The Trails of slime go right up into the boardrooms of the banks. And don’t forget they all have in house legal shysters – evading from the truth day in, day out.

    The stench eminates from the top.

  360. 360
    Questions of our time says:

    Do avoidable floods, gay marriage and wind turbines win votes these days ?

  361. 361
    David Lawless says:

    You are Peter Handlesman and I claim my hugely generous EU funded pension fund.

  362. 362
    Blowing Fairytales Away ... says:

    CHfour news mentioned summit about Cameron last night – So why was he schedulled to go to Israel next week – wa she to receive orders like Dugher?

  363. 363
    Someone says:

    An ex-Labour voter (one of millions) :

    That is an example of political consent being required (manifesto commitments are not legally binding) – but if for whateer reason, a government is stupid enough to decide to sign a contentious treaty without consent, the treaty itself, as a treaty, is still legally valid.

  364. 364
    Mark Oaten (LibDem) says:

    Every cloud has a silver lining. Look at all that raw sewage floating around in the flood water ! :)

  365. 365
    ashes to ashes says:

    hey even the londoncentric media are beginning to notice that there are other parts to this country – but nevermind lads – you keep on living in pantoland whilst the rest of us try to keep ourselves safe – no thanks to cameron and his clowns

  366. 366
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    The hyperbole is not required.

    The Central Banks orchestrated the interest rate rigging, and are more than likely implicated in the F’orex rigging that has been coming to light.

    If the Central Banks are engaged in that kind of criminal activity you can be certain that the entire system is finished.

    The next major financial shock will be when Fed start raising rates and the criminal activity which has been able to exist in the recent low interest rate environment is shut down.

    That is going to be a rude return to earth for many people.

  367. 367
    7 Cs Shag says:

    ” Seven Seas ” ” Trying for a Baby” sponsoring your ITV Weather report.

    Say it Like it is love.

    Buy Seven Seas Vits, shag every night, and you MAY just ” Fall Pregnant ” ( horrible phrase )

  368. 368
    Theologian says:

    Even if someone’s nice little earner is finished, and they are going to have to face the consequences of their actions, there is no reason for people to kill themselves.

    People seem to lack a sense of proportion.

  369. 369
    Seven Seas made my dick fall off says:

    The adverts lie.

  370. 370
    כריס says:

    Why would we be promoting homosexuality when it’s clearly highlighted as a sin in Leviticus?

  371. 371
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Agreed.

    But when people are trapped in the materialist prison of Marxist thought, disconnected from the spiritual side of their lives, then such sentiment is not only completely alien, but will be met with cold cynicism as well.

    Many simply do not have the skill set to look beyond anymore, so great is the mental illness they are now afflicted with.

    For some though, s’uicide could be the better option, depending on who exactly they owe money to, and what their creditors are willing to do to collect their debts.

  372. 372
    Just goes to show says:

    Did they look for the border posts just on the outer side of the M25, after all they could get their VAT back after being in a foreign country and returning to pantoland,

  373. 373

    Goodbye Scotland = Goodbye Labour

    Bring it on.

  374. 374
    A passing Levite says:

    I wore woollen socks with cotton underpants and I was smittem with emerods. However, I am allowed to eat four kinds of locusts.

  375. 375
    ho hum says:

    That’s the worst haiku you’ve ever written.

  376. 376
    A critic says:

    … writes one whose head is filled with burning fluff.

  377. 377
    Even Thatch was friends with booty fans like Derek Laud, Lord Boothby and Portaloo says:

    So let me see if I understand you correctly. I’m a zìonist troll trying to spread gay propaganda? Right. I see. Because, of course, if there’s one thing that distinguishes zìonist Is*aelis it’s their fervent support for gays. Yes, we see them all the time, those Hàredi ràbbis marching in the streets demanding rights for gays.

  378. 378
    Roy Scheider says:

    You’re going to need a bigger boot.

  379. 379
    Podiceps says:

    Though the Union Jack’s going to look a bit funny with no blue. Perhaps we could borrow some green from the Welsh — until they bugger off too.

  380. 380
    The DM says:

  381. 381
    Battle of the Boobs says:

  382. 382
    The Scotch Mail says:

  383. 383
    כריס says:

    You can get Anusol Cream for that these days my good Levite.

  384. 384
    Express says:

  385. 385
    The British media are cunts says:

    Once again the BBC making out all the fuck ups over the flooding are all down to nasty Tories and nothing to do with Labour.

  386. 386
    The other DM says:

  387. 387
    The British media are cunts says:

    Yes the BBC want the one eyed twat from Fife back.

  388. 388
    The Graph says:

  389. 389
    The Indy ???????????? says:

  390. 390
    The On High says:

    One minute you are salivating that the price of your house has risen by £1,000 a week or more, “we live in the most expensive area, by the riverside you know” then, “OMG it’s flooding.”

    What to do? Obviously it’s the Governments fault, so you get that ‘phone, demand “they” do something. Pose with that twat Snow C4 and whine no one has brought you sandbags. “What’s that? Do something for ourselves?”…………………useless idle Southern shite a lot of them.

    Dear G*d, oh yes that’s me, I was just musing what they would do if they were transported back in time to experience the Blitz or the bombing of Coventry.

  391. 391
    The wizz says:

    Yeah. One in her left hand and one in the right hand. This is to ensure she has Ed’s undivided attention.

  392. 392

    Cannot see why we should not still use the colour which is on the Royal Coat of Arms, third quarter on a field of Azure (representing Ireland).

  393. 393
    Liam Byrne ( aka Baldemort ) says:

    Remember me ?

  394. 394
    Anonymous says:

    “We can only hope this disturbing chain of deaths within the financial industry – one of which involved a nail-gun induced suicide – is purely accidental,”

    FFS Have they never heard of paracetamol? Think of the people that have to pick up the remains.

  395. 395
    The wizz says:

    @ Jimmy: Just foxtrot Oscar!

  396. 396
    only asking says:

    is that Fatbot?

  397. 397
    The British media are cunts says:

    BBC mong just stated that Gordon Brown did a great job in 2007. Brown got bailed out by the military, a military he hated. Fucking mongs.

  398. 398
    weird fuckker says:

    i think jackie smith is quite shaggable but only if you have the TV on mute

  399. 399
    Axe the telly tax says:

    which is why Labour will win in 2015

    couldn’t have a better platform really and quite bizarre we are forced to pay under threat of law for this leftie propaganda.

    Yes I know we can refuse to pay but I have to work internationally and I dare not have even the sniff of a court case around me. To me its a cost just to keep the fuckers away but i hate it all the same.

  400. 400
    Dr Frankenfreud says:

    Call my receptionist in the morning

  401. 401
    Brussels says:

    Possibly not as much as lying about EU referendums.

  402. 402
    little old Lady from Tooting Beck says:

    DEAR SKY

    Please ask the tub of lard on your paper review how she managed to defraud us of over 100,000 quid by claiming her sisters bedroom was a a second home

    Also please also provide the costs of the cops that had to stand outside “said bedroom 2nd home ” for years guarding that fucking fat useless arse?

    Ta much

  403. 403
    Anonymous says:

    what does she like to be called?

    sleazy down in the gutter bitch troll …or perhaps Sandra

  404. 404
    Mr Logic says:

    in the morning

  405. 405
    the shoveler says:

    Reminds me of that Kinnokio moment when he fell in the sea.
    No doubt Mr Ed will toddle along and end up in charge of a quango or at the EU not doing very much.

  406. 406
    The wizz says:

    I could not agree more, he was akin to a loose cannon, nobody knew where he was going next.

  407. 407
    The old ones are the best says:

    Dreadnaught for men 1/6d for 20?

  408. 408
    Cost-of-Labour-crisis says:

    A load of cobras!

  409. 409
    The wizz says:

    Plonker! It proves that the previous Government (Regime) held back taxpayers money to infuse their own agenda. Which is why the Media are trying to protect the overseas budget, instead of using it where it is needed, namely HERE.

  410. 410
    Non taxable pikey says:

    Tastes like ratspiss and gives you a blazing headache, the Jockanese would feel right at home

  411. 411
    The wizz says:

    Spot on.

  412. 412
    Jim says:

    That, and the constantly backward facing palms, a la knuckledraggers.

    Anyone else notice how ungainly he is, his arms just flap about down the sides.

    Don’t trust a man with flappy arms…..

  413. 413
    Jim says:

    ….hence the backwards facing palms

  414. 414
    The wizz says:

    You will probably find that the (Guild of Heralds) have designed a National Colour (Flag). It would only be acceptable with HRH approval.

  415. 415
    Cost-of-Labour-crisis says:

    It was never about independence. It’s all about DEVO-MAX.

  416. 416
    Lord Bumblesnitch says:

    I think all could with some Passing Clouds, actually.

  417. 417
    Jim says:

    Aye, we’re no big on pimms and g&t’s ya morris dancing cheese eating benefit scrounging overpopulated flooded out bams ye

  418. 418
    Ask The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Pink background to replace that nasty Tory blue. Gay Dave and co. would love it :-)

  419. 419
    the shoveler says:

    Wasn’t Jacqui called the worst home secretary in living memory on question time last week.
    Yet she is still brought on telly to talk nonsense? Please Sky, don’t give loons and the brain dead a platform.

  420. 420
    the shoveler says:

    Ed’s handicapped, so the media gave him a handicap. Infinite stupidity overlooked.

  421. 421
    the shoveler says:

    If labour get in they will hand him a place in the Lords. History doesn’t matter to socialists, they just rewrite it.

  422. 422
    non taxable pikey says:

    Obviously went for the cheap option rather than Duracell

  423. 423
    non taxable pikey says:

    As goats are to sheep.

  424. 424
    Calgarian says:

    All this is shite. As if Dave and Ed give a thimble of piss about folks in the west country getting deluged. They should take a leaf out of Mayor Nenshi of Calgary’s book – he worked day and night with his team to provide physical support and followed up with Provincial funds to buy out homes of those deemed in continuing peril and organized temporary shelters and volunteer help.

    To Ed and Dave its a photo op.

  425. 425
    I feel fubarred, I feel fubarred etc says:

    Hopefully rehearsing for his future…….

  426. 426
    I feel fubarred, I feel fubarred etc says:

    Ayup a typo. For ‘gilded’ read ‘gelded’ ??

  427. 427
    A View From Haifa says:

    Surely, given where he lives plus his ethnicity, his team would be Spurs.

  428. 428
    A View From Haifa says:

    He is on the telly quite regularly doing the Sky paper review. However, having been paired with fat lefty ex-Home Office Minister 5-bellies Smiff, he shows greater restraint at curbing his natural instincts than he did with that fellow with the dog a while ago. You have to admire his patience listening to her prattling on and on and on.

    Where do Sky find these people and why are disgraced lefty politicians given the air time to spout their bollocks all over the airwaves. The public threw them out, so WTF did Sky pick them all up again and pay them exorbitant amounts of cash for a few minutes of bullshitting?

  429. 429
    How high's the water, Momma? says:

    Ed is the resident Labour Party dipstick…

  430. 430
    How high's the water, Momma? says:

    Repro-bate?

  431. 431
    I feel fubarred.... says:

    Cameron should have put the (Wellington) boot into Ed by simply pointing out to him that he was the effynidiot who was directly responsible for much of the damage since he was the one who implemented totally daft environmental policies at the behest of his beloved EUSSR mates when he was the Minister for the Environment in the last administration. These policies have now cost the nation several billion pounds to rectify the situation but Mr Dipstick Leader will never admit (nor probably even begin to understand) his culpability in all this.

    Yet still the bigoted, ignorant thickheads (like our mate Jimmy) will vote for this imbecile at the next election.

  432. 432
    I feel fubarred.... says:

    Has fatty Lord Smiff yet given the instruction to make sure the sand and salt pits are full and the snow ploughs topped up and readied for next month’s snow showers?

  433. 433
    I feel fubarred.... says:

    Ric, how long have you been in the employ of goldbogsux? Your slip is beginning to show, dear.

  434. 434
    I feel fubarred.... says:

    It is quite obvious that you are not thinking of the children…..

    I have never given so much as one penny to Oxfam or any of the other professional “charities” , all of which are run solely for the benefit of their employees and Directors. Time their “charity status” was removed and they were treated like any other normal company.

  435. 435
    I feel fubarred.... says:

    The Prime Minister was not responsible for not dredging the rivers, nor for the idiots who bought expensive houses with a view on a flood plain, nor for the appalling weather these islands have endured over recent months thanks to a shift in the regular pattern of behaviour of the jet stream. Proven lack of activity on the sun (who must have just popped out for a swift half) is the reason for all this current chaos. All will be well when he comes back from the pub and start working properly again.

  436. 436
    I feel fubarred.... says:

    If she wins then Parliament will have to be moved to Birmingham to allow her to struggle up off the settee to attend the sessions.

    Does she realise all her bennies will be stopped too and she will actually have to PAY for her own fags and booze from her own pocket?

  437. 437
    I feel fubarred.... says:

    … and don’t forget to drill the plughole in the bottom the craft so that when water starts to come over the rails you will be able to let it out again from down below.

  438. 438
    I feel fubarred.... says:

    Doesn’t matter, he still won’t be bothered to go in (even to make his crayon mark and pick up his free 300 quid a day; he and Sarah no linger need this sort of tea caddy cash).

  439. 439
    I feel fubarred.... says:

    Chinese say it ran at high speed slap bang into a pile of discarded wellies.

  440. 440
    I feel fubarred.... says:

    Was that a Wow gosh, or a Gosh gosh, or an f in l Gosh?

  441. 441
    I feel fubarred.... says:

    .. plus he was not chosen by the members of the unions, but by the union bosses and bigwigs.

  442. 442
    Anonymous says:

    indeed
    expect your premium to rocket next time

    now do you get it

  443. 443
    Anonymous says:

    err
    thats what Dave is doing

    I have just volunteered my services free of charge and the company I own. I am logged on the website ready for a call. SEE we are not all capitalistic bastards we do care

    What have you done?

  444. 444
    Anonymous says:

    no
    and fuck off

  445. 445
    I feel fubarred.... says:

    Stuck behind the wall maybe – but still sending far too many Jock reps to the HoC to vote on matters that are of no concern to them of their constituents. Something has to change!

  446. 446
    I feel fubarred.... says:

    What, like the one Gorbals Mick had?

  447. 447
    I feel fubarred.... says:

    Halliet Harbottle would be quite at home there then.

    By the way, was she ever done for her dribing accident all those years ago?

  448. 448
    I B Jailbird says:

    …er… waffle…er something about screws, dykes and uniforms …er… um..

  449. 449
    My grandchildren says:

    Perhaps a few quid could be spared to teach the population how to use apostrophes correctly too?

  450. 450
    My Arabic speaking grandchildren says:

    There is no ‘p’ in the Arabic language, so when an Arab calls you a stupid effin ‘brick’ what he really means is you are a stupid effin ‘brick’.

  451. 451
    Ejakashun etc says:

    JB, you had three possible alternatives of getting that right – but like all Labour supporting fuckwits, you chose the wrong option.

  452. 452
    I feel fubarred tc... says:

    Libdem fuckwit shows he has learned how to put a plug into a socket. He must be so proud of the progress he is making with his development. He’ll be using real cutlery too from the end of this month.

  453. 453
    I feel fubarred tc... says:

    Yes Mr Someone, you are absolutely correct, but a signed Treaty requires a period of “negative resolution” (ie laying a copy in Parliament for a while – 3 weeks I think – so MPs can inspect it and raise any objections they may have) before it may be considered to be in force. The final paragraph of most Treaties says words to the effect that this Treaty will come into force on a date to be announced. Once the processes have been successfully completed then a date can be chosen and other Parties notified. A Statutory Instrument setting out the date is then laid in Parliament and the Treaty then becomes officially binding and in force for us and the other signatories who have completed all their own processes.

    However, when a signed Treaty requires ratification, as in the case of Lisbon, that process MUST go through the proper Parliamentary processes first. Only once Parliament has positively indicated its consent (usually by holding a debate on its contents and then a vote taken) can the letter of authority to prepare an Instrument of Ratification be produced.

    Any Treaty which requires Ratification will have a clause in the text stating so. Until that ratification is done – and any exclusions, derogations etc formally noted – the Treaty is of no validity to/in a country. Many Treaties do not come into force until a certain number of ratifications have been received by the Depository country/organisation (eg the UN).

    This procedure was not followed in the case of the Lisbon Treaty – hence the Lisbon Treaty/Convention/ Agreement (whatever the fuck they now call it) has no legality in the UK and its provisions can be safely ignored.

    Now, why don’t the MSM inform the public of all this basic technical information?

  454. 454
    I feel fubarred tc... says:

    But she would have to get Barosso and Rumpy’s approval first since she signed herself over to them some time ago.

  455. 455
    The Critic says:

    Really? Have you set your aspirations so low, that a gold star is awarded for getting the leader’s one’s feet wet?

    I am surprised Ed would stand in Tory-led floodwater?

  456. 456
    skynews says:

    good morning all you lucky londoners

    how many of you have woken up to flooded living rooms this morning?

    how many of you give a fuck about anybody else this morning?

    how many of you are going to be more tiresome by offering you shit advice to people in real need?

    fuck off london

  457. 457
    Mr Slotgob says:

    Glad I got out in time – everyone would have expected me to walk on the water.

  458. 458
    Charlotte Rampton says:

    Make it 40ft high and build it round Westminster once the bastards are all inside.
    No need for any doors.

  459. 459
    Anonymous says:

    Photo caption careful boss that’s a rare depressed freshwater mussel you nearly trod on.

  460. 460
    Hang him high says:

    Would rather they were filled with concrete, then he could sleep with the fishes.

  461. 461
    CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    And take your money with you??

  462. 462
    Anonymous says:

    Are you joking ? Nige looked a right nutter in his oversized cap ! didnt you see the pics ?

  463. 463
    MIKE OXHARD says:

    What is inside the wellies is wetter than whats outside

    He really is a walking train wreck

  464. 464
    MIKE OXHARD says:

    Bad news for savers , but fantastic news for bankers

  465. 465
    Glass eye says:

    Specsavers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that way

  466. 466
    Glass eye says:

    Yes, get rid of fugly Jowell too while you are at it.

  467. 467
    Anonymous says:

    It finished me with Oxfam a few years ago, when they sent a mouthy victim of floods in Hull abroad, to see how they do it there i mean FFS.

  468. 468
    Truthteller says:

    Mother Nature’s doing her bit. This is just the beginning.

  469. 469
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Obese? Check
    Immoral? Check
    Loudmouth? Check
    Not very bright? Check
    Face like a slapped arse? Check
    Lived off the taxpayer all her life? Check

    Approved as a Labour candidate.

  470. 470
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    Just look at that massive blue turd in the floodwater – a bloody disgrace!

  471. 471
    Anonymous says:

    “Ed Miliband out of his depth.”
    They said it couldn’t be done. (Discharging their duty of protecting the population).
    But our politicians went straight to it.
    They tacked that job, that couldn’t be done. (By party animals like them).
    But they fracking-well couldn’t do it…

  472. 472
    Wellington Boot Napoleons says:

    Some reading material for the welly wallies:

    http://www.who.int/hac/techguidance/ems/flood_cds/en/

  473. 473
    Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Still a million times better than Radio 5 Labour.

  474. 474
    Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Well seriously, if no-one was sacked when 1,000 people were killed of neglect in an NHS hospital, do you really think anyone would be held accountable for a bit of water landing on some rich people in the South??

  475. 475
    Anonymous says:

    Starting to look Michael Footish

  476. 476
    Tom Catesby says:

    Amy chance of Putin joining UKIP?

  477. 477
    Calgarian says:

    Being in Calgary, nothing. But then you knew that before you typed your idiotic question.

    And no, Dave is not doing that. The Environment Agency is. The one Eric Pickles slammed. Probably not very well but they are doing it.

    PS I bet you’re sitting comfortably on piece of high ground in the Home Counties sipping tea. And if you’re not, I hope you drown in raw sewage.

  478. 478
    ad hoc says:

    Unfortunately the water was about 5ft too shallow…


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