February 6th, 2014

The Only MP Who Actually Wore a Nazi Uniform

Zee var may be over for him, but Aidan Burley’s lawyers might have something to say about Sky News, who accused him of wearing a Nazi uniform last night.

Which reminds Guido, can anyone think of any MP that was actually got caught doing that?


  1. 1
    Too fast? says:

    Didn’t know Marlon Brando was an MP.

  2. 2
    Tommy Twp says:

    It’s all balls!!

  3. 3
    Ah! can't hear it says:

    Sound’s off to me

  4. 4
    Sally Bercow & Jack Dromey says:


  5. 5
    Ah! 'm thick says:

    x marked the spot.

  6. 6
    Ctesibius says:

    I’m glad it’s been established that to be seen with people wearing fake Nazi uniforms at a party is a resigning matter. Wearing one is unacceptable and I’ll expect Ed Balls to resign. If not I expect the BBC to remind him of his grave offence every time he appears on TV or radio.

  7. 7
    Notorious F.I.G. says:

    That explains the hand gesture.

  8. 8
    Did you just timejump from 1983? says:

    You see that little volume icon with an x next to it? Click it and magically sound will emit.

  9. 9
    Tortured syntax says:

    “..that was actually got caught doing that?” ??

  10. 10
    loopy lou LLB ( Hons ) says:

    But Marlon Brando is dead. A dead man cannot sue for defamation.

  11. 11
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    So those flat-lining gestures were really nazi salutes :-)

  12. 12
    Gloss says:

    Is Ed wearing lipstick in that photo?

  13. 13
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Another lie from Sky.

  14. 14
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Ed Balls *innocent face*

  15. 15
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    We will make opposition to Fracking illegal.

  16. 16
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Sky snooze always sounds better on mute :-)

  17. 17
    If this goes viral says:

    Guido should get a cut.

  18. 18
    John Bercow says:

    I’m a cock and I’m old. Geddit!?!

  19. 19
    M102 says:

    More quenelle (same thing I suppose).

  20. 20
    Guffaws says:

    He ransacked an economy too and refuses to apologise too.

    Rather than quitting parliament he’s Labour’s Number 2!

  21. 21
    Grammar Cop says:

    Should be:

    “who was actually caught doing that?”

  22. 22
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Which should not be confused with defaming a dead man.

  23. 23
    Ah! 'm wondrin says:

    Whether the dr1vers on the Youtube are on strike?

  24. 24
    Maximus says:

    Bill da Burger prefer balls!!

  25. 25
    peter mandleson says:

    I have a uniform too, but i only wear it for the nice young boys i invite to my dungeon playroom

  26. 26
    Tosser Dave says:

    I doubled the National Debt and I’m still No.1

  27. 27
    Earthworm says:

    Fracking is fucking marvelous. Makes the earth move for Mrs. Worm.

  28. 28
    Not the BBC says:

    But a cost of living crisis and climate change is far more important than this tittle tattle.

  29. 29
    Tosser Dave says:

    Are you going to marry one of them under my wonderful new bumsex marriage legislation? You could be one of the first next month.

  30. 30
    peter mandleson says:

    My boyfriend says he’s having another Brazilian. Bitch!

  31. 31
    Michael Barrymore says:

    I was de-famed.

  32. 32
    Round the Bend says:

    What has wearing Nazi uniform and wreaking countries got in common then?

  33. 33
    UKIP or bust says:

    Spring time for Commie’s in Nazie run Englandstanieee.

  34. 34
    Four Quenelle says:

    What’s the big deal with Nazi uniforms?

    It’s not as is if we’re all J e w i s h or something.

  35. 35
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    Massive libel.

    Good luck Aiden – you should be able to get decent silk pro-bono for this, and an out of court settlement.

  36. 36
    I dislike socialists intensely says:

    What is happening to Sky news ,they are following the BBC in their
    left wing bias .Have they been got at or threatened in some way ?

  37. 37
    Andy "Maybelline" Burnham says:

    It’s his eye liner that I quite like!

  38. 38
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Swimming pond life.

  39. 39
    Round the U-bend says:

    They smell bad?

  40. 40
    Dave's Roma Friend says:

    U wanna nice rent boy? — very cheep.

  41. 41
    Hetro Salmond didn't really marry an old beard says:

    Now they can go to Gretna Green.

  42. 42
    Berkshire boy says:

    Tube strike. Who gives a fuck? London-centric bollocks.

  43. 43
    EUHATER says:

    So, he wore a cod SS uniform at a stag night, a piss up , something the lefty monks will never understand !!

  44. 44
    EU says:

    A sign of things to come.

  45. 45
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    An out of court settlement enough to buy a few acres.

  46. 46
    It's in the bible says:

    ” Thou shalt not bear false witness.”

    He’s on a winner. Dead cert ;)

  47. 47
    David Irving says:

    Replace the editor!

  48. 48
    Canada Watch: Carney Corruption ? says:

    Bombardier – Canadian firm – has been awarded the cross rail contract:


    Bombardier products are a load of shit – which is why they don’t pick up many contracts in the US these days – even Braz!l has to think twice.

    Expect the £1bn order for trains to be a) late, b) cost about £3bn, c) need to be replaced completely within 5 years.

    They lost a lot of contracts last year, so the extra cash may help keep the company afloat, but this operation is essentially dead.

    Bombardier are based in Montreal, a city noted for its crumbling infrastructure, maf!a controlled unions and city government, cannibal bisexual porn actors. It is also in Francophone Canada – the bit of Canada where young children do go missing on a very regular basis, never to be seen again…

  49. 49
    Anonymous says:

    Doesn’t look like a Nazi uniform to me, just military.

  50. 50
    Casual Observer 6 says:

    At least of the same kind of amount that old McAlpine got – in total.

    Even the BBC got the facts right – even though they spun it as close to the wind as possible.

  51. 51
    Gin O Clock says:

    He is my brother in law.

  52. 52
    Led Slab says:

    Herr Balls

  53. 53
    Round the Bend says:

    The correct answer is ‘Ed Balls’.

  54. 54
    gary says:

    I believe it’s a Wehrmacht uniform,and young Balls was a member of The Oxford Conservative Association at the time.

  55. 55
    Gin O Clock says:

    Jack Iam waiting big boy, let Harriet know she’s welcome to watch that she bitch.

  56. 56
    gary says:

    it cost £3000

  57. 57
    Gin O Clock says:

    Don’t call Harriett a he she’s more than a he.

  58. 58

    Ha! Ha! Ve hev vays to make you larf!

  59. 59
    I am not very fond of labour says:

    ..Because of labours traps and negligence in office,plus labours expensive wars,and labours negligence of the environment,which will be costly,and,paying for the black holes in the defence budget,inheritedand the cost of the death camps they ran,and the cost of labours human rights act,and…………just goes on and on!
    ….Labours costly immigration and most of ,labours utter incompetence during 13 years of terror,that your children will pay for!!!!

  60. 60
    The Party too wrong for me says:

    A Political Flipper? What next Prostitutes Party of The Netherlands.

  61. 61
    Guido liked him once says:

    Balls wearing lip stick. Kinky. Guido will hug him still?

  62. 62
    Twampersand says:

    De-bagged and de-liberately de-vious about a de-ath.

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    It was a genuine uniform, that’s why it cost so much.

  64. 64
    Labour flipping says:

    Which Labour party does Balls like.
    70’s, Foots early 80’s, Kinnock’s, Blair’s, Brown’s or Marxist-Miliband of Miliband?

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    I don’t understand. Surely he resigned because he admitted wearing the uniform?

    Why is this slander?

  66. 66
    Sir William Waide says:

    That’s not a Nazi uniform but a Wehrmacht uniform. Mr Burley’s guests were, howver, in SS Nazi uniforms.

  67. 67
    Balls in a Brown Bubble of yuck says:

    Blair’s administration was the political right of Heath? Is Balls a closet tory with Brown’s unpleasantness? So what attracted him. Instant elevation to the top table. Ambitious. No patience to sit it out for five years before consideration for Junior a role?

  68. 68
    non taxable pikey says:

    Go down to your local war memorial and read the names.

  69. 69
    That date says:

    Yvette was seduced by it, the uniform.

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    Gender hate?

  71. 71
    Ed Balls says:

    Oh Balls

  72. 72
    Chinaman says:

    they all look the same to me

  73. 73
    Spartacus says:

    no tube strike where i live

    no motorways either . . . but plenty of potholes

  74. 74
    JH348324-03258 says:

    Oh, well that’s alright then.

    Shall we start analysing which SS rank the uniform was for?

    It’s still a ‘Nazi’ uniform. If lefties want to get hysterical about men wearing them for a laugh on a stag do, then Balls must resign too.

  75. 75
    Jimmy says:

    Amazed none of you has ever mentioned this before.

    The years have not been kind to him have they?

  76. 76
    MB. says:

    According to Labour it seems to be a greater sin to be in the same room as someone else wearing a Nazi uniform than to actual wear one.

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    It’s all cajones.

  78. 78
    Jabba Le Chat says:

    Balls looks like one of Ernst Rohm’s SA bum bandit’s…

  79. 79
    L/Cpl Jones says:

    They don’t like it up em’, they do not like it up em’. (Apart from Jack Dromey of course)

  80. 80
    Keep up says:

    He didn’t wear the uniforms himself just hired/bought them.

  81. 81
    Anonymous says:

    Thank you.

  82. 82
    Big Bertha says:

    Triple dipstick. Flippin’ ‘eck.

  83. 83
    Foxie says:

    Actually the picture is cropped… Balls IS actually looking at his friend’s bare mooning bottom with obvious delight.

  84. 84
    Foxie says:

    Well said. ntp.

  85. 85
    Foxie says:

    Thought she was Charlotte Rampling…

  86. 86
    Mr Ned says:

    It’s is amazing that lefties I have shown that picture too, think that the Ed Balls in a NZI uniform does not count, because, they claim that he is wearing a German Soldier’s uniform, not a NAZI one.

  87. 87
    Mr Ned says:


  88. 88
    Mr Ned says:

    In the German Military engaging in NAZI war crimes. So wearing the uniform of people who were carrying out war crimes for the NAZIs is OK so long as you are a labour Minister.

    But any tory, even implementing a policy, which is almost, sort of, very slightly similar to a policy which lefties think could be construed as NAZI (such as ATOS Tests) has lefties screaming NAZI at every opportunity.

    Such is the perverted and inverted and utterly hypocritical logic of the left.

  89. 89
    Dennis the Menace says:

    Harvey Proctor [ex]-MP lives!

  90. 90
    Anonymous says:

    Love the arrogance, why does Balls think that he would have been an officer in the German army? At best, a corporal in charge of the typing pool.

  91. 91
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Its the Fallen Madonna with the big boobies

  92. 92
    Feldwebel Balls says:

    I vas only obeying orders

  93. 93
    The Stig says:

    Blimey. Did Hitler wear a suit? I wouldn’t want to wears something Hitler wore after all.

    Is there a list of ‘safe’ clothing, not worn by any mass murderers genocidal maniacs, and bomb throwing Bolsheviks? I thought of appearing naked, but then Stalin apparently got naked, too sometimes.

    It’s a real dilemma.
    Even dressing up as JC isn’t on, because you can get arrested on terrorism charges.

    Maybe the safest thing is to go as the Stig

  94. 94
    magnabill says:

    Was his Mrs there too?

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