January 23rd, 2014

Police Called to Mike Hancock’s House

Developing…

UPDATE: Hancock’s son has been arrested.


66 Comments

  1. 1
    Nick Clegg says:

    Bang him up !

  2. 2
    Mrs Clegg says:

    What was he thumped with?. Not a truncheon was it.

  3. 3
    Coeur_de_lion says:

    Hancock’s FSB bodyguards getting punchy?

  4. 4
    Mitch says:

    Wow – a guy sticking his nose in where it isn’t wanted and generally being a pest to innocent neighbours gets some rough justice.

  5. 5
    Minge Campbell says:

    Guy News learns Lib Dems decided not to act on sexual misconduct claims against Mike Hancock in 2012 & top Lib Dem aware of claims in 2011

  6. 6
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Sorry do you mean the reporter or Handycock?

  7. 7
    Mr Hancock says:

    Fuck I thought Guido was going to out me then, I nearly shit myself

  8. 8
    Rickytshirt says:

    *Applause*

  9. 9
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    You mention a Top Libdem.

    Does that mean he is a giver?

  10. 10
    Mitch says:

    I’m always reminded of cases like Rennard and Hancock when pompous politicians are lecturing me about “morality” and behaving properly. They don’t know anything about morality.

  11. 11
    Mark Oaten says:

    Ooooh a fisting! Do me next!

  12. 12
    Mitch says:

    True – they probably both deserve a good smack.

  13. 13
    Village Idiot says:

    …..”Hell ” is empty; and all the devils are, in the libdems,new labour and the BBC…..Of course there may be others,usually in the pay of the taxpayer!

  14. 14
    Wait - what! says:

    Remember those who demanded that the House of Commons should better reflect society.

  15. 15
    Mitch says:

    They may be an over-representation of crooks, perverts and nobheads, though?

  16. 16
    Lady T says:

    Just rejoice at that news.

  17. 17

    I think he manages to do that for himself.

  18. 18
    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    What, by electing more and more pervs and shirtlifters?
    Good choice.

  19. 19
    Arse says:

    The press are annoying Hunts. Most of them need a good kicking.

  20. 20
    Jimmy says:

    On account that Labour have no policies, no vision and no talent, I have decided to throw in the towel.

  21. 21
    Ah! bugger says:

    DAILY MIRROR: Moors murderer Ian Brady was whisked past the queue at A&E after he broke his hip.
    Seething NHS staff said the jailed killer was dealt with “like royalty” and a whole ward was cleared to treat the 76-year-old privately.

  22. 22
    Mitch says:

    The son has been arrested. IMO press photographers usually deserve a bit of ‘direct action’.

  23. 23
    Ed Miliband says:

    Jimmy stick with it please.

    Minimum wage will be going up soon, you’ll be fine.

  24. 24
    Persona non grata says:

    Brief synopsis of John Bickley, seems to be a standout candidate to me.

    http://tinyurl.com/owu8m4k

  25. 25
    Ah! Ah! says:

    Beavers and Rainbows are the first rungs on the Scout / Guide movement

  26. 26
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    The son is as ‘handy’ as his father then.

  27. 27
    Popcorntastic says:

    The Lib Dems: the comedy gift that keeps on giving. Grab the popcorn.

  28. 28
    C.O.Jones says:

    Things are not going well for Mike Hemlock these days.

  29. 29
    Good examples for every occassion says:

    A good example was Tim Yeos pontification earlier this week.

  30. 30
    Frances Crook says:

    Splendid. That’s what I’ve been working for all my life. All murderers, serial killers, r*pists and p*edophiles deserve to be treated like royalty. Please donate to the Howard League so we can continue our important work.

  31. 31
    Sally at the Seaside says:

    I think you will find that it was mistaken identity. The photographer was actually Lord Renard
    coming down to spend the weekend with him.

  32. 32
    Will says:

    clegg show some bottle just dump the lot of them. However come 2015 you are still hanging on for a deal with labour, well I think I think you might find that labour are bunch of backstabbers.

    You will find yourself with no friends in parliament if either the tories or labour get a majority,

  33. 33

    When did you leave the Guides?

  34. 34
    Bemused says:

    I doubt that the son does. Just sticking up for his old man. His loyalty may be misplaced but it is a fine sentiment nevertheless.

  35. 35
    C.O.Jones says:

    Backstabbers is an understatement, Labour promised them PR before the 1997 elections.

    You ask David Miliband about backstabbers. He knows.

  36. 36
    Bemused says:

    and gays and foreigners….

    and people with personality disorders…..

    and people with far more ambition than talent…..

  37. 37
    Moderated by the Guardian for saying what a bunch of Cunts. says:

    He’s so Busted!

  38. 38
    Mr Potato Head says:

    The old man who couldn’t keep control of the old man.

  39. 39
    Sussex Sid says:

    Hampshire police were on the scene immediately as they have an office in his shed.

  40. 40
    JH23483908439 says:

    What if his ‘labour’ (ha ha) is not worth the minimum wage to any employers?

    He will be stuck on benefits, like those he claims to be looking out for.

    He will have to walk among them! I wonder if his fine sentiments will survive contact with his little pet voters.

  41. 41
    JH23483908439 says:

    Who is Labour fielding?

    The usual PPE/Wonk parachuted in from somewhere posh and leafy?

  42. 42
    Lib Dem Policy says:

    Give him the vote.

  43. 43
    Coeur_de_lion says:

    If I were Hancock’s son, after the humiliations visited upon Mrs Hancock, there’d be only one person I’d be smacking.

    And I wouldn’t stop at one.

  44. 44
    Diogenes says:

    Foreigners in the house? Do tell.

  45. 45
    Bermuda Bye says:

    Hampshire police may be a bit thin on the ground at the moment due to jolly trip to Bermuda.

    http://bernews.com/2014/01/hampshire-police-special-constables-sworn-in/

  46. 46
    Diogenes says:

    Oh FFS I hate the chunt, I would like to see him rot in hell but any old person with a fractured hip will be taken straight to a bed.

    Also a whole ward? Most hospitals have single orthopaedic bedded rooms, f’ck all to do with private wards.

  47. 47
    Coeur_de_lion says:

    That said, had a look at his facebook and our Dean is a member of a group called UCLU Libertarian Society, so he can’t be a bad lad.

  48. 48
    broderick crawford says:

    Has Handy still got a house ?

    I thought the Portsmouth supporters would have sold it to a Texan oil magnate by now .

  49. 49
    broderick crawford says:

    ARKAELA SAYS

    when Baden Powell announced he would initiate work on

    “Scouting for Boys”

  50. 50
    broderick crawford says:

    Are you aware that most truncheons /coshes used by the world s most brutal and merciless riot squads of the twentieth century from Europe through USSR
    to Latinamerica were and possibly still are made from the penis of an ox ?

    It is reputed to have extreme durability and to inflict quasi unbearable pain to the recipient of its “ministrations”.

  51. 51
    Cynic2 says:

    Perhaps he was just protecting another Russian hooker?

  52. 52

    Nah – looks to me like the Journo deserved to get thumped. As far as I can see, he hit the lad with his car in an act of gross stupidity. So, is the Journo being interviewed by police for reckless and dangerous driving? If not, he F***ING well should be.

  53. 53
    Rock says:

    Just as well he didnt punch Romily Weeks on the jaw. His fist would have shattered.

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    Denial – the little shit was run over by his own mum..

    Nobody deserves to get punched at work

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    Twat

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    When was it ever acceptable to strike a fellow Human Being?

  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    Mitch you a prick who needs a smack

  58. 58
    Up Yours says:

    What a moronic comment! So it’s ok to break the law and punch somebody in the street is it then? I hope it’s you next time you dickhead!

  59. 59
    Up Yours says:

    You TWAT !!

  60. 60
    Snapper says:

    Dickhead. They’re doing a job, which they’re entitled to do. Assaulting one of them is NOT ok and I do hope the prat gets done for GBH which legally, he is guilty of.

  61. 61
    Pressman says:

    Arsehole…It was the press that brought Saville’s crimes t light..Would you defend Saville over the press…Or maybe you think perverts should should be free of scrutiny.

  62. 62
    Anonymous says:

    You are a C**t

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    F**K Off MItch

  64. 64
    Mitch's Tiny Cock says:

    IMO………. you sound like an idiot.

  65. 65
    Rightwinggit says:

    Define Human.

  66. 66
    Tracey Worthless says:

    So hitting someone in the street is OK? Thug


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