December 17th, 2013

Merry Christmas From Keith Vaz


  1. 1
    Yabba Dabba Doo says:

    It’s just a bit of harmless fun.

  2. 2
    Slimy duplicitous git says:

    Bet the cùnt pished himself laughing over that.

  3. 3
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Its always me, me, me with politicians.

  4. 4
    gra smi says:

    guido is on keiths list Knighthood beckons

  5. 5
    Liam Byrne says:

    I would make a lovely baldemort

  6. 6
    Dave wants Turkish immigrants too says:


  7. 7
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “The Last Supper”?
    Wrong holiday, Vazza.
    Are you SURE you’re Christian?

  8. 8
    Engineer says:

    “Click to enlarge”

    Why would anybody want to?

  9. 9
    just asking says:

    Did taxpayers foot the bill?

  10. 10

    Can I have a 11% pay rise now ?

  11. 11
    Black Jack Dromey says:

    I do it all the time!

  12. 12
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Guido you could get him to do your photoshop potos or show you how to do them correctly

  13. 13
    tn02 says:

    Like a drug addict, they seek supply (attention). It’s a personality disorder thing.

  14. 14
    Psyche the Dog says:

    “pished” ? suely that is when you are drunk

  15. 15
    UK taxpayers says:

    That’s a silly question.

  16. 16
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Your loss, our gain x

  17. 17
    Gordo Brown - (retd) says:

    Keith it’s ONLY 11%!!!, dear God after all I’ve done for this country

  18. 18
    Vaz never made Professor Flitwick's class, which is why he's just notcharming says:

    MP’s are all out to make money, hence, Vaz’s feeling for Quid-itch.

  19. 19
    John Bellingham says:

    These people are not nine year olds–they are our Parliamentary representatives for Chrisstake! Oh well, you deserve the morons you vote for.

  20. 20
    Hubble bubble boil and trouble says:

    For this spell you will require the tongue of a lizard,the skin of a rhino and the slime of a toad.
    If you can’t find them chuck Keith Vaz in the pot.

  21. 21
    Paniagua V5 says:

    A picture full of labia’s and vulva’s would have intimated much the same.

  22. 22
    Socialist News says:

    Happy leader: State-controlled news agency KCNA said he ‘couldn’t hold back joy or stop smiling’ after being told fish production had grown dramatically this year

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  23. 23
    Isaac Hunt says:

    keith lemon

  24. 24
    JK Rowling says:

    Keith Vaz and the chamber of cretins

  25. 25
    English National Congress says:

    Stop voting for morons and vote for UKIP instead

  26. 26
    Vazoline says:

    The announcement of my own much deserved knightood must now be a matter of just a few days away.

  27. 27
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Shouldn’t Keith Vaz be in Slithering :-)

  28. 28
    Gordon Brown says:

    That’s me in the invisibility cloak.

  29. 29
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:


  30. 30
    Coming soon says:

    If they’re not here already.

  31. 31
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:


  32. 32
    David Cameron says:

    ‘Marksmanship’ – The ability to shoot skilfully.

    And also the name of my gay mate’s new boat.

  33. 33
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    And on 7th May 2015 the electorate will say Exspelliarmus!

  34. 34
    Libertarian Times says:

    David Cameron has said the UK’s mission in Afghanistan is ‘accomplished’.

    We’re leaving that country in a state of poverty and despair, where half the population can’t read and daily life is blighted by the ever-present threat of needless violence.

    Yes, we’ve brought the British way of life to them all right.

  35. 35
    Which? says:

    He is two faced Hunt. But then so are rest of Labour!

  36. 36
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    They’re hanging out the washing on the Siegfried line :-)

  37. 37
    Who's driving says:

    Mass immigration into Europe. This is pretty conclusive.

  38. 38
    billionaire boys club says:

    i will have a sandwich please.
    sand is the witch.
    which is bewitching.
    billionaires, boys or thy club sandwich….in’s ma.

  39. 39
    Tom Catesby. says:

    What a wizard Vaz is!!! to keep gettig away with it.

  40. 40
    Tom Catesby. says:

    ‘Getting’, ooops!

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    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    Before ‘The Becoming’, Keith Vaz was a Hagfish.

  42. 42
    BBC says:

    This Christmas, we will be showing lots more repeats.

    And films that you remember as a kid in the ’60s and ’70s.

    Think, Jason and the Argonauts, Sinbad the sailor, Yellow brick road, Dreaming of a white Christmas.

    Please make your cheque for £150 out to the Biased Broadcasting Corporation.

  43. 43
    Hattie says:

    I’ve told you about this before, you’ll get a sharp kick in the testicles when you get home.

  44. 44
    FFS says:


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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Can I draw your attention to the years 1998 to 2010. You know, the years your sort wants to airbrush out from history.

  46. 46
    Lewis Carroll says:


    ….and the slithy toves. Did gyre and gimble in the wabe

  47. 47
    Just saying says:

    Theresa May as a witch and Keith Vaz as a tw4t – how appropriate

  48. 48
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says:

    I bet the bastard didnt pay for it/

  49. 49
    Mrs Jack Harman says:

    Oooh thanks!

  50. 50
    Dave Cameron says:

    Vote for me and I will increase immigration, Foreign Aid, Green taxes, the national debt.

  51. 51
    Beeely Hague says:

    Mmmm. That’s a nice package you have there, David.

  52. 52

    It’s no wonder they have so many committees , as they can claim a second salary for actually doing a bit of work

  53. 53
    History says:

    We’re leaving that country in a state of poverty and despair, where half the population can’t read and daily life is blighted by the ever-present threat of needless violence.

    Not much change in the last 2000 years then.

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    A Vogon says:


  55. 55
    FFS says:

    There are ten times as many Muslíms as Jéws living in the UK but you have an obsession with the Jéws.

    Muslíms have a habit of cutting people’s heads off on the streets of Britain and blowing up trains and buses but you are worried about the Jéws.

    50% of the prison population are of African origian but you are worried about the Jéws.

    25% of the prison population are Asian, but you are worried about the Jéws.

    The heroin coming into Britain is coming via Pakistan, whilst the cocaine is coming via the Carribean, but you are worried about the Jéws.

    Seek help you fool, before your unreasoned bigotry consumes you.

  56. 56
    man on the street says:

    It sure is, and that day is February 30th.

  57. 57
    (Not so)Dangerous Brian says:

    And things we hope you dont remember as a kid.
    Jim’ll Fiddle With It for one

  58. 58
    (Not so)Dangerous Brian says:

    Any religion will do as long as theres a fast buck to be had.

  59. 59
    majorfrustration says:

    Presume we all paid for this rubbish plus postages

  60. 60
    The BBC says:

    …and for our ‘Review of the Year’ show, on New Year’s Eve, we’ll be revisiting the funeral of Nelson Mandela and there will also be a special programme charting his life and times.

  61. 61
    Editor Leicester Mercury says:

    Keith, Keith, whatever happened to the embargo we agreed …..

  62. 62
    Weird Ed says:

    YETH. Vote UKIP…vote firtht…vote often.

    P ETH: I changed my favourite movie from ‘Twelve Angry Men’….to the much more edgy and cool, ‘Uuuuuthual Thupectth’.

    PP ETH: I’ve not theen it…they couldn’t tell what I wath athking for down at Blackbuthterth.

  63. 63
    David Hambley says:

    Surely the witch is Lorraine Fulbrook, not Teresa May?

  64. 64
    Martin, says:

    May your God help you.

  65. 65
    The Dark Lord Mandleson of Slytherin says:

    Did someone call?

  66. 66
    Fishy says:

    No he didn’t.

    That’s what some Independent reporter asked him…and when he inconveniently didn’t reply, the reporter went ahead and filed his copy as if he had.

  67. 67
    The most amusing claim ever says:

    There is a 6 part series on BBC One next year “Mandela..The Long Walk to Freedom” ….who could play the title role though ??

  68. 68
    Gooey Blob says:

    Ukip aren’t a realistic option for anyone wishing to avoid a hard left government in 2015. Only Labour trolls advocate voting for them.

  69. 69
    The Clock Tower News says:

    I’m surprised he wasn’t asked to switch on the Christmas Lights in Gallowtree Gate this year

  70. 70
    A topical joke guaranteed to upset everyone says:

    My mate asked me “What’s brown and stiff”?

    I thought “Oh no not another bad taste Mandela joke”

    Turns out it was Tom Daley’s cock.

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    Russia cuts Ukraine gas price by a third

    Maybe we should join Russia instead of the EUSSR

  72. 72
    Django Propaganda Dept of the BBC. says:

    The viewing figures for Nelson Mandela’s long walk will be stratospheric, similar to the millions and millions who went to his memorial and the billion billions who watched it on TV. It will surely be the greatest program ever made telling the story of humanities greatest individual.

  73. 73
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Vting UKIP, can it be any worse than what we have?

  74. 74
    Tom Catesby. says:

    ‘Voting’, sorry, must start taking more water with it.

  75. 75
    Try immodium says:

    Wait and see

  76. 76
    Haggrid. says:

    Can I have a lovely Valdermort?

  77. 77
    scorched earth until we are dead we are death cold death, we battle now, no longer is it good for us says:

    how the fuck are you letting them in davey, how the fuck can this be happening?

  78. 78
    Tom Catesby. says:

    11%!! Look, I’ll take 5% and run the f^cking country.

  79. 79
    Vazeline says:

    Suppose I should’ve used the cover sleeve for “grease”

  80. 80
    davidwanksatinycock says:

    ruling elite are simply thus…. elite.. Nationhood or indigineous means little to them

  81. 81
    altruism in industry says:

    Well, there’s a surprise.
    “Top US climate change expert faces jail after posing as CIA agent for a decade”

  82. 82
    A keen eye and a steady hand says:

    Don’t go mad. Get even

  83. 83
    Mandela Free Zone says:

  84. 84
    Hi racists! says:

    Come on, admit it, which one of you is this man?

  85. 85
    Prison Works says:

    Sounds like things are hotting up. He may regret prediction after many hot showers.

  86. 86
    The BBC says:

    That music is rubbish. It doesn’t speak to our urban youth.

    There is no such thing as Western culture. Even if there is it is rubbish and shameful and needs to be replaced with more diverse enriched vibrant ways of life.

  87. 87
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Putin 1 EU 0 :-)

  88. 88
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Why don’t Cameron,Clegg & Miliband get on radio, like Gordon Brown, and call the likes of Mrs Duffy “a bigoted old woman” when, like her, they speak out about mass immigration.

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    Lost in Clacton says:

    Which one is Keith Vaz ?

    I thought he was a Muzzy?

  90. 90
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Why does climate change and expert always go together?.
    Wheels drop off bicycle experts tandem.
    Computer modelling expert admits he is still looking for the Any key to continue.
    Arctic bounces back: ESA satellite reveals that polar ice INCREASED by 50% in a year.

  91. 91
    Lost in Clacton says:

    They all mind their own business in Rochdale.

    No one knows anything about anything in Rochdale.

  92. 92
    UKIP, the finale solution says:

    Yeah just like the rekord traktor production of the USSR, its never a good idea to tell a socialist despot the truth. Can you imagine the fate of a manager that told the truth?

  93. 93
    Wiki is your friend says:

    Oh yes Vaz really knows how to smooze , I wouldnt buy a used car from him.

  94. 94
    Jakey Rowling in it says:

    Keith Vaz and the chamber of thieves.

  95. 95
    altruism in industry says:

    he’s the one in the Tea pot

  96. 96
    altruism in industry says:

    I want to buy the film rights. “Walt meets Al”

  97. 97
    In other words... says:

    Russia admits previously overcharging the Ukraine.

  98. 98
    John Bellingham says:

    The BBC’s “Daily Politics” managed to get “Climate Change” into three different topics.
    1/. The discussions on new runway capacity for the South East.
    2/. Fracking.
    3/. A private member’s bill to outlaw private keeping of monkeys and other primates as pets. (They are endangered because of “Climate Change”–although this is absolute bunkum–a lie even).

  99. 99
    Non taxable pikey says:

    It should be him, he is the only one slimy enough not to stick to the discarded chewing gum around the Clock Tower.

  100. 100
    Owen's Remedial English teacher says:

    “heating up”.

    Also, for the record, Gheedough, all the characters depicted are witches (or wizzards) Except perhaps Hagrid.

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  102. 102
    Congratulations You Have Just Met The ICF says:

    I’d rather be a p@ki than a y!d.

  103. 103
    Lady Lord says:

    The greatest race God ever created.
    And that is why they are treated so badly by everyone.

    Its still OK to be horrible to Jews (and people who have red hair) but everyone else is off limits.

    Strange world.

  104. 104
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    @ 3/. I wouldn’t want to keep an MP as a pet.

  105. 105
    Owen's Remedial English teacher says:

    Labia’s and Vulva’s what?

  106. 106
    ten bob note says:

    life and crimes

  107. 107
    John Ketch says:

    Russia does not encourage the corruption of young boys by predatory pederasts.
    Russia frowns on blasphemy and the denigration of Christians.

  108. 108
    wochin you says:

    Except who votes UKIP, of course!

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  110. 110
    sproggingforbenefits says:

    and Vaz as the Chief Tosser

  111. 111
    Who's driving says:

    I agree with all you have said. But why are these people here. Why is the displacement of the British people occurring at such a pace. Watch the video, and heed the advice given at the end of it. You are the one that needs help.

    And Lady Lord, seek help for your narcissism.

  112. 112
    I shall say zees only once. says:

    Keep Calm and Vote UKIP.

  113. 113
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Good news again, Russia demonstrates the honesty and fairness over gas prices, not seen in any of our ‘big six’ suppliers.

  114. 114
    Quid ditch says:

    Where’s John Terry?

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