December 17th, 2013

Merry Christmas From Keith Vaz

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Keith Vaz’s Christmas card is something of an institution, and this year’s Harry Potter-themed effort on behalf of the Home Affairs select committee is as bad as ever. Yes that is Theresa May as a witch…


  1. 1
    Yabba Dabba Doo says:

    It’s just a bit of harmless fun.

  2. 2
    Slimy duplicitous git says:

    Bet the cùnt pished himself laughing over that.

  3. 3
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Its always me, me, me with politicians.

  4. 4
    gra smi says:

    guido is on keiths list Knighthood beckons

  5. 5
    Liam Byrne says:

    I would make a lovely baldemort

  6. 7
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “The Last Supper”?
    Wrong holiday, Vazza.
    Are you SURE you’re Christian?

  7. 9
    just asking says:

    Did taxpayers foot the bill?

  8. 10

    Can I have a 11% pay rise now ?

  9. 16
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Your loss, our gain x

  10. 18
    Vaz never made Professor Flitwick's class, which is why he's just notcharming says:

    MP’s are all out to make money, hence, Vaz’s feeling for Quid-itch.

  11. 19
    John Bellingham says:

    These people are not nine year olds–they are our Parliamentary representatives for Chrisstake! Oh well, you deserve the morons you vote for.

    • 25
      English National Congress says:

      Stop voting for morons and vote for UKIP instead

      • 50
        Dave Cameron says:

        Vote for me and I will increase immigration, Foreign Aid, Green taxes, the national debt.

      • 62
        Weird Ed says:

        YETH. Vote UKIP…vote firtht…vote often.

        P ETH: I changed my favourite movie from ‘Twelve Angry Men’….to the much more edgy and cool, ‘Uuuuuthual Thupectth’.

        PP ETH: I’ve not theen it…they couldn’t tell what I wath athking for down at Blackbuthterth.

      • 68
        Gooey Blob says:

        Ukip aren’t a realistic option for anyone wishing to avoid a hard left government in 2015. Only Labour trolls advocate voting for them.

      • 73
        Tom Catesby. says:

        Vting UKIP, can it be any worse than what we have?

    • 33
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      And on 7th May 2015 the electorate will say Exspelliarmus!

  12. 20
    Hubble bubble boil and trouble says:

    For this spell you will require the tongue of a lizard,the skin of a rhino and the slime of a toad.
    If you can’t find them chuck Keith Vaz in the pot.

  13. 21
    Paniagua V5 says:

    A picture full of labia’s and vulva’s would have intimated much the same.

  14. 24
    JK Rowling says:

    Keith Vaz and the chamber of cretins

  15. 27
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Shouldn’t Keith Vaz be in Slithering :-)

  16. 28
    Gordon Brown says:

    That’s me in the invisibility cloak.

  17. 30
    Coming soon says:

    If they’re not here already.

    • 36
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      They’re hanging out the washing on the Siegfried line :-)

      • 37
        Who's driving says:

        Mass immigration into Europe. This is pretty conclusive.

        • 55
          FFS says:

          There are ten times as many Muslíms as Jéws living in the UK but you have an obsession with the Jéws.

          Muslíms have a habit of cutting people’s heads off on the streets of Britain and blowing up trains and buses but you are worried about the Jéws.

          50% of the prison population are of African origian but you are worried about the Jéws.

          25% of the prison population are Asian, but you are worried about the Jéws.

          The heroin coming into Britain is coming via Pakistan, whilst the cocaine is coming via the Carribean, but you are worried about the Jéws.

          Seek help you fool, before your unreasoned bigotry consumes you.

          • Lady Lord says:

            The greatest race God ever created.
            And that is why they are treated so badly by everyone.

            Its still OK to be horrible to Jews (and people who have red hair) but everyone else is off limits.

            Strange world.

          • Who's driving says:

            I agree with all you have said. But why are these people here. Why is the displacement of the British people occurring at such a pace. Watch the video, and heed the advice given at the end of it. You are the one that needs help.

            And Lady Lord, seek help for your narcissism.

  18. 32
    David Cameron says:

    ‘Marksmanship’ – The ability to shoot skilfully.

    And also the name of my gay mate’s new boat.

  19. 34
    Libertarian Times says:

    David Cameron has said the UK’s mission in Afghanistan is ‘accomplished’.

    We’re leaving that country in a state of poverty and despair, where half the population can’t read and daily life is blighted by the ever-present threat of needless violence.

    Yes, we’ve brought the British way of life to them all right.

    • 45
      i don't n eed no doctor says:

      Can I draw your attention to the years 1998 to 2010. You know, the years your sort wants to airbrush out from history.

    • 53
      History says:

      We’re leaving that country in a state of poverty and despair, where half the population can’t read and daily life is blighted by the ever-present threat of needless violence.

      Not much change in the last 2000 years then.

    • 66
      Fishy says:

      No he didn’t.

      That’s what some Independent reporter asked him…and when he inconveniently didn’t reply, the reporter went ahead and filed his copy as if he had.

  20. 35
    Which? says:

    He is two faced Hunt. But then so are rest of Labour!

  21. 39
    Tom Catesby. says:

    What a wizard Vaz is!!! to keep gettig away with it.

  22. 41
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    Before ‘The Becoming’, Keith Vaz was a Hagfish.

  23. 48
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says:

    I bet the bastard didnt pay for it/

  24. 52

    It’s no wonder they have so many committees , as they can claim a second salary for actually doing a bit of work

  25. 59
    majorfrustration says:

    Presume we all paid for this rubbish plus postages

  26. 61
    Editor Leicester Mercury says:

    Keith, Keith, whatever happened to the embargo we agreed …..

    • 69
      The Clock Tower News says:

      I’m surprised he wasn’t asked to switch on the Christmas Lights in Gallowtree Gate this year

      • 99
        Non taxable pikey says:

        It should be him, he is the only one slimy enough not to stick to the discarded chewing gum around the Clock Tower.

  27. 63
    David Hambley says:

    Surely the witch is Lorraine Fulbrook, not Teresa May?

  28. 64
    Martin, says:

    May your God help you.

  29. 70
    A topical joke guaranteed to upset everyone says:

    My mate asked me “What’s brown and stiff”?

    I thought “Oh no not another bad taste Mandela joke”

    Turns out it was Tom Daley’s cock.

  30. 71
    Anonymous says:

    Russia cuts Ukraine gas price by a third

    Maybe we should join Russia instead of the EUSSR

    • 87
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      Putin 1 EU 0 :-)

    • 97
      In other words... says:

      Russia admits previously overcharging the Ukraine.

      • 113
        Tom Catesby. says:

        Good news again, Russia demonstrates the honesty and fairness over gas prices, not seen in any of our ‘big six’ suppliers.

    • 107
      John Ketch says:

      Russia does not encourage the corruption of young boys by predatory pederasts.
      Russia frowns on blasphemy and the denigration of Christians.

  31. 77
    scorched earth until we are dead we are death cold death, we battle now, no longer is it good for us says:

    how the fuck are you letting them in davey, how the fuck can this be happening?

  32. 79
    Vazeline says:

    Suppose I should’ve used the cover sleeve for “grease”

  33. 80
    davidwanksatinycock says:

    ruling elite are simply thus…. elite.. Nationhood or indigineous means little to them

  34. 81
    altruism in industry says:

    Well, there’s a surprise.
    “Top US climate change expert faces jail after posing as CIA agent for a decade”

    • 85
      Prison Works says:

      Sounds like things are hotting up. He may regret prediction after many hot showers.

      • 99
        Owen's Remedial English teacher says:

        “heating up”.

        Also, for the record, Gheedough, all the characters depicted are witches (or wizzards) Except perhaps Hagrid.

    • 90
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Why does climate change and expert always go together?.
      Wheels drop off bicycle experts tandem.
      Computer modelling expert admits he is still looking for the Any key to continue.
      Arctic bounces back: ESA satellite reveals that polar ice INCREASED by 50% in a year.

      • 96
        altruism in industry says:

        I want to buy the film rights. “Walt meets Al”

      • 98
        John Bellingham says:

        The BBC’s “Daily Politics” managed to get “Climate Change” into three different topics.
        1/. The discussions on new runway capacity for the South East.
        2/. Fracking.
        3/. A private member’s bill to outlaw private keeping of monkeys and other primates as pets. (They are endangered because of “Climate Change”–although this is absolute bunkum–a lie even).

  35. 84
    Hi racists! says:

    Come on, admit it, which one of you is this man?

    • 88
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      Why don’t Cameron,Clegg & Miliband get on radio, like Gordon Brown, and call the likes of Mrs Duffy “a bigoted old woman” when, like her, they speak out about mass immigration.

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  36. 89
    Lost in Clacton says:

    Which one is Keith Vaz ?

    I thought he was a Muzzy?

  37. 110
    sproggingforbenefits says:

    and Vaz as the Chief Tosser

  38. 114
    Quid ditch says:

    Where’s John Terry?

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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