November 21st, 2013

“Westminster Correspondents’ Dinner” Bruises Lobby Egos

The Ladies and Gentleman of the Lobby have degenerated into a gaggle of squabbling hairdressers because of a small scale attempt to recreate Washington’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The respective chairmen of the Lobby and the Press Gallery – James Chapman of the Mail and Chris Hope of the Telegraph – wrote to all three hundred hacks covering Parliament to tell them most of them will not be invited to their exclusive black tie dinner in January. All three party leaders are pencilled in to attend the grandiose “Westminster Correspondents’ Dinner 2014″, sponsored by Bloomberg and to be held in the cramped Members’ Dining Room:

“Once spaces have been allocated for guests and sponsors, there are 53 pairs of tickets available. This means that not everyone will be able to come who wants to. If the dinner is an over-subscribed success – which we very much hope it will be – we’re looking at moving to a larger venue in 2015. There is no easy way to divide 53 pairs of tickets between 300 political journalists. After extensive discussion, a sub-group of the Press Gallery committee, which has been set up to look at the best way forward, has decided to allocate one pair of tickets each to the 23 organisations listed below.

Daily and Sunday Express and Daily Star
Daily Mail, Mail on Line and Mail on Sunday
Daily and Sunday Mirror and Sunday People
Daily and Sunday Telegraph
Evening Standard
Financial Times
Guardian, Guardian Unlimited and Observer
Independent and Independent on Sunday
The Sun and the Sun on Sunday
The Times and Sunday Times
Regional lobby
Dods
BBC TV
BBC Radio
BBC Regions
ITN
Channel 4 News
Five News
ITV Regions
Press Association
Sky News
Reuters
Politics.co.uk”

So with just one pair of tickets per news organisation, all hell has broken loose as Sunday and Daily titles bicker and squabble over who gets to go. The only amusement for the warring inkies has been seeing the massively over represented BBC staff incandescent that they have been given just six tickets to share between dozens. Needless to say there are a lot of very bruised egos about.

Miserable deputies and lowly scribes who have missed out are placated with:

“The only comfort we can offer is that the disappointment will be spread widely. There will be losers in every organisation.” 

That’s should ease the pain for the poor hard done by lambs.

UPDATE: The BBC’s James Landale has been “elected” as the new chairman of the Press Gallery.


374 Comments

  1. 1
    Ed's Big Society says:

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    • 6
      Infant Labour says:

      Last Christmas little Sam Thornton would have been barely 24 months old. Isn’t that just a tad too young to be sent out on the streets of London delivering meals?

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11708382

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    • 9
      how about says:

      Perhaps this year he could deliver meals to all those
      who’ll lose money or their jobs thanks to the Labour
      Co-op scandal?

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      • 46
        Petercrowbotkins says:

        co-op scandal…what how the most pikey of stores cost more then them evil bastards walmart. Its not like co-ops exploit the poor by making them pay over the odds for shite biscuits and even shitter vodka flavour alcoholic water knowing that many will just shop their cause its convenient stop over on there way to the morphine clinic.

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        • 58
          Bearer of bad news says:

          The barman isn’t going to serve you again tonight.

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        • 71
          The HunchBrown of Not-My-Fault says:

          CO-OP is dearer than M&S.
          It is.

          Do the comparison yourself, but it is. That’s why the Co-Op don’t have those receipts telling you how much you have saved today. Because even using the supermarket’s own dodgy statistics it says “Hello – Today you spent an additional £14.87 by shopping at the Co-OP..Thanks ..Mug!”

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          • Light hearted banter Cameron style says:

            I always shop at Primark these days.

            Have you seen all my new ties ?

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          • Petercrowbotkins says:

            I got a che t-shirt from primark, I bet the sweatshop workers appreciated the irony of it all. mad me a little stiff thinking about it really.

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      • 97
        Light hearted banter Cameron style says:

        I have sent out an urgent memo to all Ministers that they should work together to ensure that all taxpayers have a roof over their heads and at least one square mean a day.

        If taxpayers do not have these basic human needs they will turn the same way as the Greeks/ they will riot and start burning pregnant female Bankers alive .

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    • 13
      Journalists are just rapists that choose to use their pen to fuck you says:

       

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    • 14
      A Housebound Person says:

      It might have been wonderful for Miliband. But he knocked on the F’in door just as the Queen’s speech was starting. Bloody republicans.

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    • 20
      Proverbs 27:2 says:

      Let another praise you, and not your own mouth; a stranger, and not your own lips.

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    • 27
      BOB CROW says:

      kan yoo deliva my dinna, I’m hallwayze pished at Krizmus.

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    • 33
      A pensioner says:

      My fucking hero!
      Come round my house again and disturb me during countdown and its a colostomy bag in yer mush.

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    • 35
      Fishy says:

      You mean that you co-opted your kids and used them for your own political advancement.

      I can’t believe that you’d take advantage of your family to get a leg up (oh come to think of it…)

      BTW: Was this before or after you registered yourself as their father?

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      • 41
        Anonymous says:

        Lefties like to indoctrinate their kids from a young age.

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        • 128
          CBeebies says:

          …and everyone else’s too.

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          • custard says:

            a plod called sean who was one of gordon brown’s henchmen whenever he was in his constituency assisted in the kidnapping of a 10 year old child in 2005. not only that he also spoon fed the child and her parents and others a big bunch of shite to point the finger of blame in another direction.

            the father of the girl who was kidnapped was a top boy in one of the local firms. he is no longer around. but plenty of the other top boys are.

            sean is still a plod but now works as a firearms instructor. i doubt you’ll be missed.

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    • 36
      Fishy says:

      You mean that you co-opted your kids and used them for your own political advancement.

      I can’t believe that you’d take advantage of your family to get a leg up (oh come to think of it…)

      BTW: Was this before or after you registered yourself as their father?

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    • 43
      not just at Christmas says:

      Lots of people carry our charity work throughout the year
      but don’t feel the need to tweet about it.

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    • 47
      Great-aunt Gladys says:

      The stupid f*ckers arrived right in the middle of the Vicar of Dibley.

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    • 83
      Sticks fingers in his throat says:

      Oh Ed, you are so fucking unselfish.

      This goes such a long way to nullifying stabbing your brother in the back.

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    • 118
      JACK DROMEY of the FUDGE PACKERS and SHUNTERS trades man entrance Union says:

      So let me get this straight ! Your Four and and Three year old sons suggested going out giving food parcels to the housebound ?

      REALLY !

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    • 124
      Mornington Crescent says:

      Presumably so they can avoid having to choose between heating and eating, thanks to your disgraceful ‘green taxes’, you pointless little nark.

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    • 135
      Banned says:

      P L E A S E
      J U S T
      F U C K
      O F F !

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    • 160
      Joe Public says:

      Then do it 24/7 and give the country a break.

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    • 172
      toppa says:

      what is your point nobend

      waz you working for Tesco?

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    • 181
      Rev Flowers says:

      Thanks for the Christmas Hamper.

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    • 190
      Anonymous says:

      Tweets like that really make me puke

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    • 238
      nellnewman. says:

      J’ews dont do charity for the sake of altruism.

      They only do charity to make themselves look good.

      It’s called narcissistic personality disorder.

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      • 241
        כריס says:

        How is a narcissistic personality disorder to want to help people succeed and make progress in life and in society?

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        • 279
          nellnewman. says:

          Reply to post #238

          Just look up DSM-IV and Axis II Cluster B. There are 4 in this cluster, APD (includes psychopathy), NPD, HPD and BPD. This is the US system. The European (WHO) system is ICD-10 but is much the same. Oddly NPD figure more prominently in the USA system…….

          You will find much on this matter on the web. These disorders cause much misery.

          It is not my theory. My contribution is merely to suggest (i.e conjecture) a higher prevalence in one group, and that’s a statistical hypothesis. It does not stereotype the whole group. What I think does not matter. It’s either more prevalent or it isn’t. I suspect it is. There have been instances where extreme measures have been taken against an entire group e.g. cows/sheep when a disorder is found, e.g. ‘foot and mouth’. This is what worries some people I suspect? These PDs do not appear to be contagious. If anything they run in families and have high heritability, i.e risk.

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          • Blowing Whistles says:

            You are referred to the book – which I mentioned months ago on here ‘Cracked’, ‘Why psychiatry is doing more harm than good’ – author James Davies.

            People who uphold the world of ‘fucking created Disorders [created for a reason $$$]‘ by the world of quacks – a completely discredited trade – as in ‘snake oil salesmen’ have something seriously wrong in their mindset, brains and intellect. It is similar to those who ‘believe’ and want to continue to ‘believe in’ – Global warming [AGW / CC] – they are all suffer from “Herd Mentality Credibility Meltdown”.

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          • Petercrowbotkins says:

            sucks that the gold.man sucks mob

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          • HEARDITALLSEENITALLBEFORE says:

            Psychiatry is on a par with all the rest of the new age, gimcrack, pseudo medical disciplines,
            such as homeopathy and herbalism .
            It relies on psychobabble and mind altering substances and is totally fraudulent.

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    • 344
      A housebound person says:

      Puke !

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  2. 2
    tigerowl says:

    Even the Morning Star has tickets.

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    • 12
      Butchers Choise says:

      It’s no coincidence the MPs found guilty of fiddling are all Labour
      The party may take the moral high ground, but lying and cheating are deep in its DNA

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/labour/10462871/Its-no-coincidence-the-MPs-found-guilty-of-fiddling-are-all-Labour.html

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      • 29
        Are you a homosexual negroid, like Billie? says:

        Do you wish to be first, or second, dear?

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        • 94
          Don't believe what they try to spin says:

          That will be the bbc that have just shown Balls saying the co-op midden is all the fault of Osborn – how can this be? Of course, the bbc is the Labour publicity machine and have been in overdrive today to, as usual, pervert the truth to save Labour.

          In addition the Flowers in the spotlight appears to have disappeared, has he gone walking in the woods?

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        • 307
          j764 says:

          It appears these Idiots can’t even organise a dinner.

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          • Toxic Labour for spongers, parasites, immigrants and criminals says:

            Get ready for the next tide of shit to swamp you in just over a months time. If you need to use the NHS forget it, the queue will be so long you’ll be dead before you get treatment.

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      • 30
        how about says:

        They’re not clever enough to create their own wealth so they steal it from others.

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      • 54
        Petercrowbotkins says:

        ah-ha its a tory paper, case closed. Now lets get back to the business of counting down the days that the british public hand the keys back to the people they thought initially were worse then Cameron. Democracy is stupid. I thought Labour was going to ban it.

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        • 55
          Socialists are worthless thieving subhuman retards says:

          Tory paper or not, the facts is the facts.

          All MPs involved in the expenses scandal who have been found guilty (or admitted guilt) are Labour.

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          • Petercrowbotkins says:

            I can see that, I was being sarky. Labour going to get that tax payers money somehow a vote For UKIP is a vote for Labour, a vote for Labour is a Vote for Labour. So best avoided.

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          • THe RedYellowBlue, Looters Alliance, slogan: we are all in it together says:

            A vote for Fabian and Common Purpose Dave, is a vote for continiuty Labour.

            Same lies and shite, different coloured badge.

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          • Terence The Traitor says:

            Why does that not surprise anyone? All MP’s are fucking utter scum regardless of who they claim to represent. Seriously time for people to rise up and fucking storm their Westminster, behead the fucking lot of them.
            I miss the good old days of the I’R’A when these c’u’n’t’s actually live with a bit of real fear, having to check under their cars in the morning and all that. Time to bring that sort of fear back to these fuckers lives. Make the scum work for us not the other way round.

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          • John Drake says:

            Love your name. Buy it off you?

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        • 62
          Get a load of this geezer says:

          I didn’t see the Guardian in a hurry to break the initial expenses scandal mate.

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          • Petercrowbotkins says:

            indeed, they were to busy banning me for calling that Michael White a fucking dickhead…banned me aint be allowed back on since then, now I have to spend my days posting anti-Semitic statements on a site like Stormfront or The Icke Forum. Not the same really.

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    • 360
      Rajani Palme Dutt says:

      Quite right Comrade! Never forget we still have the ‘special training’ caches from 70s in a safe place. We’ve never gone away, time is on our side, sooner or later we will be back.

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  3. 3
    Get a load of this geezer says:

    Stick the ticket on Ebay

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    • 95
      Denis MacShameless says:

      Sell the whole fucking Lobby on Ebay

      Guido knows more than most of the useless placemen and women in the “Lobby” who spoends their lives wanking with SPADs and thinking they are important

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      • 98
        Terence The Traitor says:

        It would be a brilliant”target” all those scum c’u’n’t’s in one place, pissed up, lots of noise, full of scum journos too. The coppers will be fairly “relaxed” too. Perfect time to send a real message to the fuckers, remember Brighton? Tick tick tick tick…….

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        • 361
          Rajani Palme Dutt says:

          Have you been listening to our Politburo meetings!
          Not all the Red Army Faction cadre where caught you know.

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      • 129
        Pep says:

        Most of them would do better signing on to a night school ‘How to be a journalist’ course.

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    • 180
      Ed Milliband's Judgement says:

      I jutht told the Reverwend to go in to the Co-Op and sort out the meth.

      Ith not my fault if he misunderstwood.

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  4. 4
    A quick rummage aroung the U-Bend says:

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  5. 5
    Newsfox says:

    One assumes the Daily Star will try and sell their’s to get money for a KFC bucket.

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    • 75
      Billie says:

      If there are no new stories today guido i might do my ironing and wait for the ahses to come on . Bye .

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    • 101
      Chooseday Wednesdaya says:

      Was that an attempt at comedy? Maybe satire? Whatever it was it was fucking cringe worthy, much like your shite tumble weed blog that no c’u;n;t reads. Now you and all of the rest of the sad little blogging c’u;n’t’s please stop spammong this far more popular blog with you shit comments with shit links to your shit blogs. All of you the twat cat n0nce, the keb@b c;u;n;t and most of all you, the fucking unfunniest of the lot, the newsfox mong. just fuck right off.

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      • 177
        Blowing Whistles says:

        I stopped here while reading from the top. I like the cut of your Jib CW and will add a very important set of three little words ‘The Public Interest’.

        Of course all the political tribesmen and their journo mouthpieces – who ‘still desperately’ continue to give the perception of their being some kinda divide between the political of the left and the right couldn’t give a flying fuck about ‘The Public Interest’.

        It is now more than ever in The Public Interest that people who have hitherto been ‘persuaded’ to run one way or the other – with these political parasites – remain strong and demand that they the political and professional liars [politicians and even at local level - lie with impunity] wkae up to the whole ‘fantasy’ and la la land fairy tale that is politics today. That’s enough for now.

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      • 242
        Newsfox Mong says:

        Hat tip CW, a new moniker is born, unaffiliated to any external blog.

        Monging is as monging does.

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        • 276
          Vote UKIP Living Next Door to Roma says:

          Monging to you sir vote UKIP old boy and we will sort them out.

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        • 283
          Blowing Whistles says:

          Having a personal spat with CW are we Newsfox – while ignoring the comment in between. All Noted – dated and timelocked forever on the web.

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  6. 7
    Lord Stansted says:

    Money grubbing, greedy fucking hacks – what’s new?

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  7. 8
    Camerclegband says:

    It’s all to do with the austerity cuts, we couldn’t afford a bigger venue We’re all (not) in this together !!

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    • 76
      THe RedYellowBlue, Looters Alliance, slogan: we are all in it together says:

      Austerity cuts?

      If only, the coalition are worse pillagers than even the Von Braun maniac.

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  8. 11
    Navel Gazer says:

    Proof that these metropolitan latte drinking media luvvies can’t organise a piss-up in a brewery.

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  9. 15
    Journalists are just rapists that choose to use their pen to fuck you says:

    Oh MY GOD. What happened to Guido’s comment @ #1?

    Is this blog edited/moderated by some Nazi slacker who never sees the light of day?

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    • 18
      It would appear so.... says:

      Yes. A socialist masquerading as a human.

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    • 22
      Elsie Tanner (dead) says:

      He’ll never learn how STUPID he can make himself appear.

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    • 48
      free-range egg says:

      The guy’s so thick he doesn’t even understand terms such as “Nazi”, “socialist” or, indeed, “Libertarian” or “right-wing”.

      He spends his whole life on Google, desperately trying to catch up with the rest of humanity.

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    • 303
      Don't believe what they try to spin says:

      |What is the point of endeavouring to submit a comment when arbitrary “awaiting moderation” is applied to what are, in comparison to a lot of comments on here, very moderate non legally challenging points?

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    • 325
      Ewaname is not the enemy, and I am not Ewaname says:

      Hi Petal,

      How was your vasectomy ?

      ** snarf **

      Now, comment #1… let me see…

      ** Rummages in panties **

      Is this it ?

      ** buzz **

      Ooh. No. That’s definitely not it.

      ** Rummages in panties again **

      Ah, there it is, look down at the bottom of the pile.

      Must dash, nail painting convention to attend.

      ** hugs **

      Byeee !!!!

      N E x x x

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  10. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Ha the annual bribe fest to ensure our leaders excesses go unreported.

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  11. 21
    Peter Martin says:

    Given one presumes an accepted invitation still carries a cost, perhaps the entire expenses-addicted BBC staff descending on a jolly a la Wimbledon, Glasto Olympics or an Obama-anything, uniquely funded by the hapless public punter, is no bad thing?

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    • 31
      Petercrowbotkins says:

      but them poor in rented accommodation would rather pay good money to see them BBC poor poor people taken on all expenses paid trip to all the greatest events and all the scary peado rings they need to meet or witnessing Miranda fall over for the fifyteen billionth time, then pay for that beddy taxy thing. Here why doesn’t the BBC prove its left wing credentials by making sure people like myself aint paying for one at all. Then we will keep the red flag flying, whilst secretly watching Sky Atlantic, and its actual good programmes it shows. They show Game Of Thrones they do. Murdoch always one step ahead.

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  12. 23
    Petercrowbotkins says:

    I blame neoliberalism…either that or cultural Marxism…or Shed Seven. Who’s fault is it today?

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  13. 26
    0wen J0nes says:

    Are they serving free champagne?

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    • 56
      The HunchBrown of Not-My-Fault says:

      I once tried to french kiss Obama.
      He was in the Whitehouse kitchen looking to make a late snack.
      I was just lurking about like usual. Trying to avoid talking to people. I was hiding in the kitchen and in walked Obama Beach!

      So …I went for it…

      And Obama gave me a wonderful, hand signed gift. A personally autographed, Presidential, restraining order.

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    • 68
      Petercrowbotkins says:

      hey its that guy. Actually how old are you? You like about 8 years old.

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      • 72
        Petercrowbotkins says:

        like, that’s the rest of the beeb, they like the 8 years old. Owen looks 8 years old. Wait a minute.

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  14. 28
    Regrettably English says:

    That’s six tickets too many for the bbc propagandaistas!!!
    After 2015 labour will f’ck the country just like government has f’cked me, a responsible hard working Englishman. Then we will all be in it together at last.

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  15. 32
    Jack Dromey says:

    #Watch-HungDongs-BearRimming #JackDromey – Favourite:]

    Ooops! i was just looking for the build-a-bear website … honestly!

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  16. 38
    100wpm says:

    The BBC just regurgitates crap spoon fed by
    the Labour Party so shouldn’t be allocated any
    tickets.

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    • 51
      Labour spoon feeder says:

      The BBC reports fair and balanced news items that highlight evil TORY CUTS!TORY CUTS!TORY CUTS!TORYCUTS!

      Like

  17. 42
    Sir William Wayde says:

    For any hacks who can’t get tickets, I can organise a tea party in the Ape House at Twycross Zoo. That should be a close approximation.

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  18. 45
    @jackdromeymp says:

    A dinner? I recommend the Coq au Creme

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  19. 49
    BBC News and Propaganda Unit says:

    Slavery gurkhas clavery gurkhas slavery gurkas slavery gurkhas slavery gurkhas slavery gurkas ad infinitum.

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  20. 50
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Notice how fast Ed Balls was talking during the Martha Kearney interview, a sure sign of nerves. Balls has something to hide.

    Like

    • 84
      Does Yvette know says:

      Is it that he has a penchant for midget lesbian sex sites?

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    • 149
      Political Bystander. says:

      Balls was simply twitching and jerking on his line – on TV his eyes would be bulging as it was Caroline this and Caroline that.
      Ed Balls Up needs to stay in place to ensure Liebor do not get into power and totally ruin the country. Perhaps next year his clandestine meetings with the Rev. Flowers and the huge bungs he got will be revealed?
      Pity the BBC have joined Red Eds bandwagon on crying foul on Cameron’s “lies” about them and the Co-op Bank, as I am sure MI5 have some inside dope.
      Also Labour outrage means that they are either lying and totally corrupt, or ignorant and totally incompetent.
      They really have to make up which one they wish to be.

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  21. 53
    Labour voting Dug Crap! says:

    The BBC Scum should fuck off!

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  22. 63
    Charlie the Chump says:

    Hunts. Bless.

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  23. 65
    Jack Dromey says:

    I love Ass2Ass: Bros Who Love Bros, starring Wesley Pipes.

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  24. 66
    Ballox Green Tax! says:

    http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/nov/21/no-10-cold-water-david-cameron-green-crap

    Green Tax is wrong when people are struggling to pay their energy bills. Dave should scrap green tax and review it when the economy has fully recovered and expose Labour for the fools that they truly are. Let them keep the Green tax and make them look stupid while explaining it to sheeple! Green Tax is Ballox!

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    • 87
      Probably says:

      The entire Climate Change / Weird Weather / Global Warming charade, is an elaborate lie, that is disintegrating faster than the shameless liars can prop it up.

      It’s making politicians look like even worse opportunist liars and decievers than they are.

      Far worse still, it is destroying peoples faith in science and the integrity of scientist’s.

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    • 141
      Jesus H Christ says:

      Energy taxes are immoral

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  25. 77
    Russell Brand says:

    I hope with the utmost optimism as befits a lyrically gifted orator as I that the city fathers upon whom the organisation of this most ceremonial of ceremonies has been bestowed shall be possessed of the infinite wisdom to send forth an invitation to myself to be the individual of a comical nature to preside over said event attended by luminaries of the journalistic pantheon, to which I would respond forthwith in the affirmative, so that I may provide mirth and merriment of the sort at which I excel in my quintessentially singular way from which I have justly earned my reputation as an orator a cut above all others.

    In other words, 2 hours of this kind of unfunny shit.

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  26. 78
    Podiceps says:

    What a wonderful way of bruising the egos of the vain. A stiff expensive envelope enclosing a gilt-edged rectangle of snowy pasteboard, and what does it say?

    You are NOT invited to the Westminster Correspondents’ Dinner in the Members’ Dining Room of the House of Commons at 7.30 pm on XX December 2013.
    Don’t bother to RSVP.

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  27. 79
    Dr What says:

    The BBC or rather the Bullshitting Brainwashing Hunts can rot in hell. Leeching Lying Scum!

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  28. 81
    Reality says:

    who’s paying for this piss up?

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  29. 82
    Every Loser Wins sang Nick says:

    ‘There will be losers in every organisation.’

    Some losers get over it by ‘favouriting’ hot black gay porn stars on twitter, eh Jack?
    Others marry slappers called Sally or Cherie or Sarah or Miriam or Justine.

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  30. 85
    altruism in industry says:

    what was No 1 ?

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  31. 88

    Just about to disembark at Dunkerque and in a few hours time will be in Luxembourg for the evening. Tomorrow on to a slightly warmer place. Nice to see that treachery, theft and untruth cannot dent the popularity of the Labour party. The people will get what they deserve.

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  32. 93
    altruism in industry says:

    database has gone tits up again

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  33. 99
    Get a load of this geezer says:

    I tell you what both Ed and Dave are going to come across as right boring bastards on the election trail in a few months unless one of them surrounds himself with some fresh faced babes.

    Thats what the electorate want to see, a man who is good with women.

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    • 105
      nellnewman. says:

      Never mind the man woman thing , what it would be good to see is a politician that is in touch with we normal ordinary folks who are paying their over generous salaries!!!

      Like

      • 119
        Get a load of this geezer says:

        That’s true, it says it all when Prince Harry and Prince William are more lads and have more street cred with the people than 90% of the MP’s in Westminster.

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        • 121
          Get a load of this geezer says:

          That’s true, it says it all when Prince .H.a.r.r.y. and Prince William are more lads and have more street cred with the people than 90% of the MP’s in Westminster.

          Reply

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  34. 104
    nellnewman. says:

    I am shocked Guido are you not included on that list? Or have they only invited the people who only print what they tell them to print?

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  35. 110
    Mayor Rob Ford says:

    Whats this shit about one of your Limey MPs favouriting ‘big black cocks’ on his twitter account ? Isnt he eating enough pussy at home ?

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    • 154
      Political Bystander. says:

      Don’t worry your antics are broadcast daily on our airwaves, but Honest Jack Dromey’s piccadildoes (sic), or any of our comrade’s, will not be.

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  36. 111
    • 156
      Just Saying. says:

      7 youngster but only one white (girl). Erdington must seem like Bongo Bongo land.
      But don’t worry Jack is in his element, or at least the one he should be in.

      Like

      • 351
        Self Loathing, Politically Correct Population Replacer says:

        One white person out of seven? That is scandalous, we should all feel ashamed that there are still white children in Erdington!

        Like

  37. 114
    Old Python says:

    A bunch of young men who had a bit of ‘bite’ and produced something ‘off the wall’ when they were in their prime. They were sometimes quite funny.

    Move forward 40 years and it’ll be like a group of old hasbeens reminiscing at the Derby and Jones club. One to definitely miss I’m afraid.

    Like

  38. 115
    JACK DROMEY of the FUDGE PACKERS and SHUNTERS trades man entrance Union says:

    I really like Turkey at Christmas !
    I’ve always been partial to the “dark meat”

    Like

  39. 116
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    The British Press do not seem to be telling people that the Parisian gunman has not only been living in London but has also married there in recent years.

    They are saying he is completely mad but perhaps people should be told about what is happening in their capital in addition to enforced slavery.

    Like

    • 133
      MSM says:

      In a post-democratic Britain, it’s our job to distort, distract and dumb down.

      Now, don’t you stupid plebs forget to watch I’m a Celebrity tonight.

      Like

    • 192
      Thanks to Labour and Camoron, Londonistan is the biggest shit-hole in the world. says:

      “They are saying he is completely mad”

      Yeah, duh. He lived in Londonistan. Of course he’s mad.

      Like

  40. 117
    altruism in industry says:

    They are saying that an asteroid whacked into Mars and sent rocks from Mars into space, that must have been some unimaginable explosion. Maybe we should rename Earth “The Lucky Planet”.

    Like

  41. 122
    JACK DROMEY of the FUDGE PACKERS and SHUNTERS trades man entrance Union says:

    I never go in to parliament through the front door ,
    I always slip in via Black rods entrance

    Like

  42. 125
    JACK DROMEY of the FUDGE PACKERS and SHUNTERS trades man entrance Union says:

    Dave gives away another 200 million of OUR money , this time to a premiership football club

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21902230

    Sooner this fucking embarrassment iand his gang of idiots are out of office the better

    Vote U K I P

    Like

    • 138
      Petercrowbotkins says:

      vote UKIP, get Torys, end up with Labour. Government wins. Greens….Farage

      Like

    • 201
      Another Engineer says:

      Our local football club had a stadium built for £25m, paid for by the local authority.

      It was supposed to be a shared facility and let to the football and rugby clubs, so that council tax payers would get some return for their money.

      Funnily enough, being council run, it failed to make any money whatsoever, and has now been sold off for £1.

      Another labour ego trip, of course.

      Like

  43. 136
    Godfrey Bloom cleans behind the fridge says:

    Like

  44. 139
    The majority of posters and readers tonight says:

    SORT THE FUCKING COMMENTS OUT GUIDO FFS!

    Like

    • 144
      altruism in industry says:

      Has anybody got a rational explanation why we have allowed this cancerous mindset into the population?
      I can understand that the Muslims have had a lot to readjust to since they just wandered into the modern era but you can only make allowances for so much daft behaviour.

      Like

      • 173
        altruism in industry says:

        somebody should write a novel as a first person narrative the truthful thinking of a person who grows up to be an Imam, or maybe somebody already did ?

        Like

        • 184
          altruism in industry says:

          because I’m there, I have studied this religious stuff as it is taught from first person ie me and I can tell you that it is all shit, all priests want locking up for peddling bullshit but in particular the Islamics, ” listen mate believe me you wil get your reward in heaven, allright ?”. fucking criminal charlatans want locking up.

          Like

          • It costs £45K p/a to keep a prisoner in prison says:

            “fucking criminal charlatans want locking up.”

            Shoot them. It’s cheaper.

            And they don’t re-offend.

            Like

  45. 146
    Jack Dromey says:

    Look there’s a simple explanation:

    Like

  46. 148
    FOUND IT! says:

    For the Rev, wot is in the news:

    Turn it UP

    Like

  47. 151
    Wouldn't it be ironic if Ed Balls got testicular cancer? says:

    Ed Balls on Channel 4 News doing his “I didn’t know anything” routine. And now he’s shifting the blame to the Tories, saying Tory ministers met with Flowers. What a truly evil man. He’s become red faced, which is a classic sign of guilt.

    Like

    • 162
      surprise surprise says:

      He was given a free rein by the BBC,claiming
      that Osborne should have stopped Flowers.
      It beggars belief.

      Like

  48. 152
    The BBC says:

    Have a guess how much we’ve reported on the Jack Dromey story?

    Like

  49. 153
    Embrace the enrichment says:

    Three women have been rescued after being held captive for THIRTY YEARS as slaves. The police say a man and woman have been arrested. All they’ve said about the couple is that they’re not British. What a fucking surprise. What are the odds they’ll turn out to be followers of the religion of peace?

    Like

    • 161
      Someone says:

      What are the odds that there will be more to this story than we are being told so far once we get past the inititial self-aggrandisement of the alleged resuers?

      Like

    • 163
      Someone says:

      What are the odds that there will be more to this story than we are being told so far once we get past the initial self-aggrandisement of the alleged resuers?

      Like

    • 178
      Who'd have guessed says:

      60Million people have been waiting to be rescued from slavery since 1974, 640 MPs have kept them as tax slaves and have signed permanent contracts with the EU to keep these people as tax slaves , the media have been informed many times about this slavery but as they are friends with MPs fckall has happened, the people are still waiting for a white knight to appear but the brainwashed keep voting for the slave masters.

      Like

    • 203
      Dimmy Dummy Dave Camoron (ooh! I love immigrants!) says:

      I think this little problem will be best dealt with by pretending it didn’t happen, what what.

      Tally ho!

      Like

      • 213
        Gordon Brown says:

        I will be headbutting Big Ben on New Years Eve because it is the right thung to do

        fuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrfffff

        Like

      • 368
        Airey Belvoir says:

        Ah, more slavery. Another of the many benefits of mass immigration now enriching our vibrant multicultural society along with forced marriage, female genital mutilation, honour killings, street decapitation, exotic diseases, promotion of sharia law…………

        Like

  50. 165
    Gordon Brown Acting Prime Minister Of Wibble Land says:

    Today I have decided to declare war on the nation of Lapland and their leader Santa Claus because it is the right thing to do.

    Like

  51. 167
    Anonymous says:

    @ToryTreasury: Bad news for Balls: p.51 of Co-op Group’s 2012 Annual Report says the Group Board, of which Flowers was a member, approved the £50k donation

    Like

  52. 169
    toppa says:

    Any scrap man want a big heavy peace of iron, burnt a piano and its from out the middle of it, state on here and il message u details, Roseville area. Will take 2 to lift

    Like

  53. 175
    Get a load of this geezer says:

    One good thing about all the new immigrants moving into the country is they don’t believe in using curtains, i’ve been watching the lass across the street prance around naked for weeks.

    Like

  54. 176
    Question says:

    How come the BBC gets 6 tickets and Sky just 2?

    Like

  55. 182
    Anonymous says:

    I only want to know

    Who pays?

    Like

  56. 189
    Anonymous says:

    Former Culture Secretary Dame Tessa Jowell is to step down as an MP at the next general election, according to Sky Sources.

    Obviously to spend more time with her husband. Remember the one she separated from when engulfed in a scandal

    Like

    • 198
      Anonymous says:

      Couple of crooks on the make,

      Like

      • 217
        Tessa, hubbie and Berlusconi says:

        They got away with it

        Crime pays in the Labour Party

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tessa_Jowell

        The gangster Blair “cleared her of wrongdoing”

        That means she was guilty by normal standards

        Her husband fiddled tax for Berlusconi

        What a bunch of criminals New Labour were and are

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        • 326
          Not Blowing Whistles says:

          Perhaps instead of drug testing the shifty little reprobates, compulsory character tests under conditions of water boarding to determine which are or are not involved in criminal activities would perhaps be worth considering as a private members bill.

          Like

      • 312
        Blowing Whistles says:

        That’s what MP’s / Legals do – it’s part of their trade in duplicity.

        Like

  57. 194
    screw the lot of them says:

    Malcolm Rifkind is an Über Hoon.

    Like

    • 206
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Isn’t he really an Israeli Firster who didn’t like a certain woman protesting against landmines?

      Like

      • 212
        Are there any honest MPs left? says:

        Yes…

        And Chairman of the Commons Intelligence and Security Committee aiding and abetting GCHQ/NSA illegal surveillance of our daily activities

        Like

        • 221
          Blowing Whistles says:

          I caught that Rsole Sir David Omand – on the box tonight – still living in his bubble of cognitive dissonance – that fucking wanchor knows damned well that Dr woods was murdered down there in Oxford – he’s party to the concealment of it. The likes of Omud have been chasing their own fuckling tails for decades – plonkers, plonkers, plonkers – that’s what they are.

          Like

    • 214
      Are there any honest hacks left? says:

      And his son takes the Murdoch shilling as well

      Part of the evil criminal Murdoch empire – but well paid surely…

      Like

      • 222
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Not a man among the whole circus of politicos and the hacks – with any backbone to call Murdoch for what he is – evil fucking puppet of the Rothies & their Shyster deceivers.

        Like

  58. 199
    GCHQ / NSA / UK Gov says:

    We know where you live.

    Like

  59. 202
    Blowing Whistles says:

    If ever there was reason to recognise that tptb are shitting their pants – a week or so ago the CBI and the placemen CEO’s all over the 5hitty of London ‘came out’ [BW *thinks* Yes I do wonder about them too as well] all a fearmongering that we must on side of the EU – well tonight the big bastard rothie guns were wheeled out – sucks that the gold.man sucks mob are now despereate to uphold the dying behmoth of the EU.

    Get me the fuck out of that ‘Criminal Enterprise’.

    Like

    • 252
      Man from the street says:

      Why do you have to talk in code you c.u.n.t? If you posted in the manner of a normal human being we would know what you are trying to say!!!!!!

      Like

      • 287
        Petercrowbotkins says:

        sucks that the gold.man sucks mob are now despereate to uphold the dying behmoth of the EU

        Funniest thing I’ve seen in ages

        sucks that the gold.man sucks mob

        Like

      • 308
        Blowing Whistles says:

        C U next tuesday as well U anchor. But thanks for your drivel – If U don’t know from wot was posted – you ain’t worth fcuking about trying to tell U Rsehole.

        Like

  60. 207
    Anonymous says:

    FAWKES THE THREAD IS FUCKED AGAIN
    JEEEEDZZ FFS

    Like

    • 218
      Blowing Whistles says:

      To Anony of the thread is f’kd again (no 204) at 8:48 Perhaps – the ptb with their NSA & gchq rats are proving that they’re all completely fucked. Come on out of the shadows of darkness you ratFINKS. ‘OPEN AND TRANSPARENT – as fucking mud.

      Like

    • 229
      Pea Brain says:

      Billie messed it up.

      Like

  61. 209
    albacore says:

    What’s scary is that what the press exposes
    These days hardly even gets up folks’ noses
    Respectable M Ps are not expected
    When only arseholes get themselves elected

    Like

  62. 215
    altruism in industry says:

    I’m making what the Americans call a bug-out bag as I think politicos have lost the plot and everybody is in “what the fuck ? mode ” where anything can happen.

    Like

    • 219
      altruism in industry says:

      it used to be where we had a culture ( not an especially brilliant culture in some respects but a tangible culture non the less) but now it is a mish mash of nonsense which I don’t think is going to get us anywhere.

      Like

  63. 224
    Cutie says:

    I’ve sniffed Joan Bakewell’s seat.

    Like

  64. 226
    Phoney Bliar says:

    I love signing away all semblances of freedom!

    ps. Please don’t do a Ceauşescu on me.

    Like

  65. 234
    This is not an arab country says:

    As the ‘darkness’ closes in on this once fair land, I wonder if we will ever get a news program ever again that does not have at least one mention of muzzis or muzzism.

    The subject must now be a quota thing; and the incidence of them or the subject in and on the media is increasing all the time.

    Personally I’m fed up to the back teeth of hearing about them or what they do.

    Like

    • 237
      Dimmy Dave's Roma Apocalypse says:

      Don’t worry! My Roma apocalypse will distract you from all the Muzzie richness I’m bringing to England.

      Jolly spiffing, what what?

      Tally ho!

      Like

      • 239
        Granny says:

        It’ll end in tears

        Like

      • 277
        albacore says:

        That’s right, Dave – you ain’t arf doing a real job
        Though the E U shilling must be umpteen bob
        Thirty pieces of silver plus inflation
        What’s it worth these days, that kind of temptation?

        Like

  66. 243
    Meark Urbum says:

    I see the BBC are going big on slavery today!!!

    Like

  67. 246
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLPPPPPP !!!

    Like

    • 254
      Plink says:

      Polls schmolls. We already know it’s game over. Tory votes are either wasted or concentrated in the South and even then UKIP may fuck them over and help Cleggy where it’s usually a Con-Lib shootout. A party literally dying.

      Like

      • 272
        Someone says:

        You are assuming there is any chance for the Lib Dems, even in their last strongholds. Somehow I doubt it.

        Like

        • 299
          Plink says:

          I do give the Libs a chance but it’s small beer compared to what the UKIP drag on the Tories vote is going to do to them.

          Like

    • 301
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Who ‘paid for that poll’ – now that would be interesting to find out wouldn’t it; and whether whoever commissioned / paid for it has a conflict of interest?

      Like

  68. 249
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    :)

    Like

    • 265
      Psychobabbler says:

      He’s only pretending to be proud. Balls does not feel pride. That is an emotion normal people have when they have achieved somethng good or think about their country. He is not normal. He’s some sort of a psychopath.

      Like

    • 298
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Ed lives – in that political bubble of Cognitive Dissonance – with just about every other MP.

      Like

  69. 256
    EU Watch says:

    T’essa J’owell’s decision not to stand again next year may be in part connected with this:

    Her husband was involved in the prison blood / nuclear waste and some other aspects of this affair in !taly. The previous Labour government were involved in preventing the prosecution of B’erlusconi back in 2004. B’erlusconi’s hands are dirty.

    Good advice: Do not eat any dairy, dairy containing or fish produce from Italy: Period. Avoid any food from Southern !taly.

    Like

    • 261
      Patrick Limp says:

      Nasty woman. The 2005 Gambling Act was one of the nastiest pieces of legislation of many nasty Acts passed by the last government. It needs repealing.

      Like

  70. 258
    Nigel Mirage says:

    Like

    • 278
      Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

      Why should UKIP be blasted for not voting on this ?

      Are they not committed to exiting the EU, if the people vote for that in a referendum ?

      In any case, the EU appears to be in free fall at present.

      Vote UKIP.

      Like

      • 286
        A British Citizen says:

        They should have voted against. It is what the public expect in a democracy (even if the EU is undemocratic, the people of Europe are) – to have their views articulated.

        Like

        • 329
          Not Blowing Whistles says:

          It would perhaps be more to UKIPs political advantage if the EU remained dysfunctional.

          This is more important….

          Like

    • 346
      Fuck the EU - liberate Europe says:

      If Euro-MPs voted to abolish a gravy train you can be absolutely certain that it was in order to establish an even bigger scam to extort yet more money from the oppressed peoples of Europe.

      Like

  71. 259
    EU Watch says:

    Democracy in Spa!n is being further eroded, which perhaps means that the likelihood of mass civil unrest is increasing:

    If the divisions between left / right and the nationalists continue to grow deeper, a rerun of the civil war is inevitable.

    Like

  72. 264
    EU Watch says:

    P’ortugal has been quiet lately, but that does not mean that things are back to normal. These are the police protesting in L’isbon – right now:

    Like

  73. 266
    EU Watch says:

    Farmers in F’rance have been blocking roads into / out of Par!s today to protest at the high rates of taxation:

    http://keerzijde.blogspot.nl/2013/11/farmers-block-highways-leading-into.html

    ‘Some are also against a government decision to focus on EU subsidies on poorer livestock farmers.’

    Like

  74. 267
    Voter says:

    I thought that journalists were meant to monitor the politicians and not have nights out with them.

    Like

  75. 269
    EU Watch says:

    Looks like Dave may have not been leading from the front on ‘Green Crap':

    Looks like developing nations are a bit miffed that the developed nations are looking to return to business as usual now:

    h**p://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/21/world/rich-and-poor-nations-spar-over-climate-damages.html?smid=tw-share&_r=0

    The developing nation’s do not (and never did) have an argument here. They have now been pushed into the foolish position of demanding cash for non-existent phenomena, such as rising sea levels etc.

    NGO’s have walked out in protest, that their funding is to be cut.

    The return to reality is going to be painful for many, but is long overdue.

    Like

    • 280
      Someone says:

      Only a few upper middle class ‘third sector’ spongers will be harmed if the professional green lobby has its funding cut

      Like

      • 282
        EU Watch says:

        Well, those scroungers, and the scientists and certain sections of the Green industry, but the deeper political issue the developing nations have is that they see the end of this as being a return to the old days of unfair competition.

        The Green agenda has distorted many things in their favor, enabling rapid growth rates and the ability to catch up with developed nations, mainly because the developed world has been either static or in reverse gear owing to the Green agenda.

        Here one sees the mask slipping. The Green agenda was only ever about economics and politics, especially once it was noticed that the previous worrying warming trends had reversed.

        Like

        • 285
          Someone says:

          The Green agenda has distorted many things, but not really to the great benefit of ordinary people in the third world, who are mainly still under the thumb of their tiny corrupt elites.

          Like

          • Blowing Whistles says:

            One day – and very soon Greenpeace – will admit that their Agenda – was hijacked by duplicitous governments who saw that they could eek out a tax ruse upon the masses. WAKE UP and smell the duplicitous coffee Greenpeace.

            Like

          • EU Watch says:

            For ordinary people, agreed, it has not benefited. For the elites it has been a very odd deception.

            The people who are walking out of the UN summit in Warsaw are not ordinary but are members of NGOs which directly profit from the agenda being live.

            Anyone tracking the business dealings of Al Gore should have realized that the jig was up after he sold off Current TV to Al Jaz.

            @BW: Duplicitous implies double cross, and you are correct.

            Of note also is the simple fact that Greenpeace / WWF etc. are all against man, and against man improving his standard of living and developing. Yet, the people in developing nations were told that by virtue of developed nations cutting back to save the environment, they were advancing forward by doing nothing.

            In real material terms, they have advanced, but all advances in developing countries have had absolutely nothing to do with the Green agenda.

            Why is the media not celebrating the improvements in global sanitation and reliable, fresh running water but instead complaining about idiots being rightfully imprisoned for breaking the laws of a foreign sovereign nation ?

            Time for this record to be changed. ;-)

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        • 343
          Rustburger's organ says:

          NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          Like

    • 320
      HEARDITALLSEENITALLBEFORE says:

      Developing nations my arse, they are developing into piss poor third world kleptocracies
      at the expense of working people, who’s taxes are being squandered to top up the Swiss bank accounts of despots and dictators because of the stubborn idiocy of arseholes like Cameron, who seem to think that they have a right to throw OUR money away, while elderly people are dying in hospitals lying in their own excrement, or struggling to find enough money to pay their energy bills.

      Like

      • 353
        David Cameron says:

        I don’t understand what all this fuss about poor people and energy poverty is about.

        Why don’t they just claim it on expenses like we do?

        Like

  76. 273
    EU Watch says:

    If this tweet is genuine, it reflects a possible new trend in distorting the events:

    Well – not new per se, but shutting down the media entirely is a new twist in order to suppress the fact that not all people are supportive of the EU project.

    Like

  77. 274
    Arsehole alert says:

    Sadsick Khunt on Question Time. Get to fuck.

    Like

  78. 288
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Like

  79. 292
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    Like

  80. 293
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    The filth we allow into this country seems without limit.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10465524/Three-women-held-as-slaves-in-south-London.html

    As the article says

    “Detectives from the human trafficking unit said was the worst case of modern slavery they had ever come across in Britain. ”

    “On Thursday after weeks of careful investigation police moved in and arrested two people, who were described as the “heads of the family”, suggesting a criminal network would be involved”

    You just know they are pakis or ragheads

    Like

  81. 295
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Gave up with the QT rubbish – so here’s some info for the prog after.

    A Johnson in cahoots with P Hewitt [DTi as it was known] during the reign of terror attempted to push through zero hours, annualised hours and other forms of despicable employment contracts. They also put out a consultation to ‘The Public’ about the employment tribunal system (ETS). It was sold to the public as ‘work-life-balance’ – save that it was a pack of duplicitous lies.

    This blogger has and retains many written communications and emails with Johnson and his B/S hitting gov’t of the day oppos.

    FU – Johnson and those who still attempt to hold you up as being an honest person – you Israeli marxist dupe – you f-wit.

    And as for T Jowell – and her announced standing down … there’s more dirt on her to come very soon inc Polly T dirt. btw the tory party knew damned well what was going on at all times save that they were only interested in currying favour with and to get RUPE MURDOCH EVIL BASTARD BACK ON THIER SIDE – never mind that the masses were being robbed blind.

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  82. 315
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Ah yes …. Slavery indeed. must parler en francaise Cestui que vie act 1666.

    Of course who have been the biggest profiteering group from slavery world wide?

    Like

    • 324
      Journalists are just rapists that choose to use their pens to fuck you says:

      Your fellow Nazis?

      Like

      • 373
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Try – the banks.ters mob – many millions were made by the Ship owners and those who ‘owned them’.

        Like

    • 340
      Jimmy says:

      White people?

      Like

      • 355
        Dhimmi Jimmy says:

        There you go, self loathing lefty Jimmy has zero knowledge on the subject as usual.

        The biggest profiteers from slavery were the african and arab slavers who sold the slaves to the white man.

        BTW, in case you still don’t get it, slavery is alive and well, in both Africa and the Middle East to this day.

        Of course self loathing white middle class journalist types, would never repeat this truth, because it runs against the left wing political narrative, of whitey bad, brown and black good.

        Like

  83. 331
    A Mental Person says:

    MPs should be respected as the honorable representatives of the people that they are. They are good people who work hard, and are tirelessly dedicated to serving the public who elect them.

    I will be voting Labour at the next election, and shall continue banking at the Co-Op.

    Like

  84. 333
    Fuck the Euro, just use Bitcoin says:

    Like

  85. 334
    Anyone interesting on Twitter tonight, E? says:

    Like

  86. 338
    Podiceps says:

    The numbering on this blog reminds me of the last government.

    Like

    • 342
      Jimmy says:

      It’s easy to be critical but it was nice of the DWP to lend Guido their IT team.

      Like

    • 358
      Guido's jockstrap says:

      Guido has kindly given a job to Damien McBride – nothing like forgiveness – they are both real Catholics, you see

      Our Damien is now responsible for the numbering

      Like

  87. 347
    The only good parliament is a hanged parliament says:

    Why has The Big Issue not been allocated tickets ? It is far more worthy of recognition than any of those shills.

    Like

  88. 350
    Nigel says:

    Stop ignoring the public on immigration, Mr Cameron — The Daily Mail and nellnewman erupt this morning

    : http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2511491/Daily-Mail-poll-reveals-voters-deep-concern-wave-new-migrants.html

    Like

    • 354
      albacore says:

      Don’t talk to his face. Just talk to his arse
      On crap like India’s rocket to Mars
      Legitimate concerns of British folk
      To Dave rate as not much more than a joke

      Like

  89. 362
    WE GOT HIM ! says:

    Flowers arrested, Flowers arrested………….. rejoice at this good news.

    Like

  90. 364
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Got your tickets Gweed?

    Like

  91. 374
    The Mentor from What the Butler Saw Sea says:

    For what it is worth over 500 former LBC / IRN people pitched up for the 40th bash in Fleet Street think they were orginally expecting 100 or so…. the Lobby has lost it power as party leaders on media matters are being run by their focus groups…

    Like


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