October 21st, 2013

New Number 10 Policy Board Job Allocation

Jobs for the new faces on the Number 10 policy board announced this afternoon:

  • Alun Cairns – environment, energy and local government
  • Andrea Leadsom – part of the public services brief
  • Nadhim Zahawi – economic affairs
  • Priti Patel – home affairs and constitution
  • Chris Skidmore – public services

Softening the blow of being overlooked in the reshuffle.

Via @monitoringuk


  1. 1
    Duty Pedant 1 says:

    Didnt you mean …

    Jobs for the new faeces on the Number 10 policy board announced this afternoon:

  2. 2
    Vote UKIP - don't let your granny freeze says:

    If you think sleazy politicians would do a better job of running banks, look no further than Ed Balls after his cock-ups with the Co-op.

  3. 3
    Joe and Josie Public says:

    Why do we have to pay for these fucking LibLabConner parasites?

  4. 4
    Shooty* says:

    I’m curious about something: You know that wanker who yelled “when are you bringing back socialism?” at Ed Miliband, to which he replied “That’s what we are doing, sir”.

    Has anyone researched him? Given that it’s the kind of thing a normal person would never utter, he’s surely got to have been a plant.

    Whole episode just doesn’t ring true, and appears stage managed.

  5. 5
    a non says:

    Is there anybody left on the back benches?

    Many, too many chefs when there is already a derth of broth.

  6. 6
    Paniagua v5 says:

    MP’s are nothing more than the front men for the rest of the shite behind them. They are no different than say Bradley Walsh being the face of The Chase.

  7. 7
    Eeyore says:

    Who on earth are these people?

    At least the UKIP lot have some personality.

  8. 8
    Ric Holden,CCHQ says:

    Fucking hell !

  9. 9
    The BBC supports "responsible capitalism" says:

    Labour stage managing their hecklers ? You’ll be telling me next that the BBC stage manage the Question Time audience for Labour supporters next !!!

  10. 10
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Here’s one way to beat the fat-cat energy cartel and get some exercise as well.

    This should be mandatory for fat chavs :-)

  11. 11
    Taxpayer says:

    Sack them. If the PM or a cabinet minster doesn’t know what he or she believes in he should resign, not pay people to think for him.

  12. 12
    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    I told you that I want to lose the 2015 General election folks.

  13. 13
    Phwoarrr says:

    I want that girl in the T-shirt adverts.

  14. 14
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Carry on Dave you’re the best recruiting sergeant UKIP could wish for :-)

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    The time it takes to cut an onion could be supplied by the capacitors in the invertor. Even at Osborne nuclear prices you would need to do 300 onions before you spent a penny!

  16. 16
    Border Terrier says:

    Priti Patel?

    Home rule for Essex I guess.

  17. 17
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Royal Mail shares up 1.59% in trading today whilst the FTSE is flat.

    Why is Cable still in the Cabinet and why is he still walking the streets?

  18. 18
    Rinka Scott says:

    Liberals commit murder and fraud whilst rarely going to jail.

    Even when they are sent to jail they are sent home on tag pretty quick

  19. 19

    Priti is OK. Now, if she were to be a dominatrix…

  20. 20
    chris huhne says:

    but I suffered, how I suffered in prison.

    It made me think of Oscar Wilde and the Ballad of Reading Gaol.

    It was all because I got off with a shemale and nothing to do wiht my being a lying self important shit.

  21. 21

    Soft shoe shuffle. Innit?

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    Muzzled.Nice one Dave.

  23. 23
    Hugh Janus says:

    An utterly ludicrous number now have a job title in addition to their duties as MPs. It would be quicker to list all those MPs who have not been given a job, wouldn’t it? Talk about the never-ending expansion of the gravy train. The death of patronage is never going to take place with this lot, and the state is never going to reduce its intrusion into every tiny aspect of our lives either.

    One Term Dave is a fraud, and not even a clever one at that.

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