September 23rd, 2013

Rich’s Monday Morning View


239 Comments

  1. 1
    The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

    Why not? They have been screwing this country long enough. Their latest populist wheeze is to tax banks more so they will lend less to small businesses. Who could even dream of voting for these ignorant louts?

  2. 2

    I think Hogarth’s pre-eminence as a satirical cartoonist remains unchallenged.

  3. 3
    David Cameron, bum-sex champion says:

    Quite right, screw labour.
    Lot’s of lovely bum-sex, that’s what this country needs, and no more labour. Got to get the birth rate down to make room for all the millions of immigrants I’ve opened the doors to.
    Women can’t say I don’t do anything for them.

  4. 4
    Lard Pressclott of Beams, Bellies, Banjos, Bulimia, two bog seats, two Jags & Shags. says:

    Where did you get that picture of me, in flagrante delicto ?

  5. 5
    toryboy says:

    McBride is a human muckspreader, what goes around comes around. He knows they’ll never let him back in but were only too happy to have him bat for them when he was below the radar. So he’s done what bitter prurient people do when spurned and turned on them. Haha tough shit.

    • 109
      Someone says:

      McBride was a mug. He did their dirty work hoping to be accepted, but they used him and despised him and laughed at him the whole time.

      • 116
        Anonymous says:

        Rather like they do to Milliband now !

        • 176
          Anonymous says:

          And that lying warmonger Cameron

          • Only chavs shop at Tesco says:

            That’s a pointless comment, Anonytwat, even for a moron like you – and it brings forth merely a wince. Aim your endless and obsessive rants where they should be aimed – at Bliar and Campbell and their slime trails.

          • The Facts says:

            Only Chavs…

            Are your saying we should b omb Syria ?

            Which will lead to 2 million Chri st ians being be headed in the usual manner..

            Because I thought we had established that the UK public doesn’t want to bomb Syria, and the US voters dont seem to keen either – despite the disgusting war mongering from the entire UK MSM and Cameron.

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    It’s a bit of a Shriti view in that cartoon. Is McBride supposed to be crossing the border into Scotland?

  7. 7
    toryboy says:

    come on my dirty mind is racing, who did mcbride reckon to have shagged?

  8. 8
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:
  9. 10
    The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

    Well she did ask for a Big Mac and coke.

  10. 12
    Man on the street says:

    Is the Peroni beer and the skin tone of the female legs a clue?

  11. 13
    Labour=Waste says:

    Socialjism

  12. 19
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    MISSION IMPOSSIBLE……

    • 22
      Village Idiot says:

      …Could Balls do a retrospective sum adding up for the period 1997-2010..the terror seed sowing years,so we can make an informed judgement on their past record before anyone commits to labours’ future?

      (missionary with a Bongo Bongo descendant)

    • 23
      RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

      TAXTH AND THPEND !! TAXTH AND THPEND !! TAXTH AND THPEND !! TAXTH AND THPEND !! TAXTH AND THPEND !! TAXTH AND THPEND !! TAXTH AND THPEND !! TAXTH AND THPEND !! TAXTH AND THPEND !! TAXTH AND THPEND !! TAXTH AND THPEND !! TAXTH AND THPEND !!

      That should be our Plan A, Plan B & Plan Thee !

    • 26
      Fahrenheit says:

      ‘Trust Ed Balls’ do me a favour! He has done nothing to obtain trust, quite the opposite in fact. Why should anyone trust one of the men who burned down Britain’s economic, cultural and social houses, to do better next time?

    • 27
      Opinion Polski says:

      Ed Balls must be worth 30 seats for the Conservatives.

      • 38
        Living in 98.221% white Merseyside says:

        Add to that the thirty that Mr Pickles takes up.

      • 76
        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

        Maybe, but windmill loving Cameron & Clegg and their green energy nonsense driv-ing up energy bills is worth 100 seats to Labour.

        The Tories have to put a Tony Abbott style leader in place before the election and slash energy bills by some 20%, otherwise it’s Prime Minister Milliband with a comfortable working majority.

        • 120
          Cameron is an idiot says:

        • 134
          Gideon says:

          So you ARE actually of the opinion that Teddy Boy may win a GE, if that is the opinion of more Tory Boys, just wait for the vitriol to increase over the next 11/2 years

          • Anonymous says:

            I dont think “Teddy boy” will be leader of the labour party at the next election, but who have they got who is any better ?

          • A Voter says:

            Ed can’t win anything, but Cameron can certainly lose it.

          • Anonymous says:

            The problem with Cameron is he doesn’t believe the lies coming out of his own mouth.

            His body language gives it away every time.

            Interesting, on Sunday politics there was a clip of him at the last GE TV debates, and then a clip of him recently.

            Cameron has clearly put on 2 or 3 stone and looks like a fat fcuk.

            Another sign he is losing control of the country and his party if he can’t even control what he puts in his mouth !

      • 118
        Jabba Le Chat says:

        Czesc chlopaku!

  13. 24
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    Wtf ?? Can’t you just tax some working people ?

  14. 28
    UKIP or bust says:

    Milliband as PM.
    The first meeting with Obama.

    Len McClusky: “Pleased to meet you Mr. President.

    Obama: “Likewise Len I’m Sure, you can call me Barry.

    Len McClunsky: “Barry, this is the young Milliband; Ed, this is President Obama.”

    Millibaland: “Oh, gosh, Mr, President it’s thuch an honour to meet you, I’m thuch a big fan.”

    Obahmy: “Hey big fellah, what’s your favourite drink?”

    Millitwit: “Oh, gosh, I err, I like apple juce, not fizzy though, mummy thed I mutthent drink fizzy drinks”.

    Omaha: “Ok, I’ll get one of my aids to get you some apple juce and you can sit over there at my big desk and do some drawing while me and your master do some grown up business”

    Millitwat: “Crikey, really, Mr. Ommlala, can I really sit at your big desk, gosh?”

    *runs over to desk, jumps into chair and starts swivelling around*

    Obarmy to McClusterdfuck: “He really does look like him, doesn’t he”

    • 104
      Anonymous says:

      Have you nothing better to do than write inane comments like this one ? Maybe you should try harder to get a job.

      • 148
        Gideon says:

        He has a job, unpaid of course, to promote UKip for all he is worth. Rupe saw through Nige and he did not like what saw order-order.com is a part of the Murdoch Empire, but not officially admitted.

      • 185
        Anonymous says:

        Anon blue.
        Nice posts, Lynton will be pleased with your work.
        Don’t forget your timesheets for the weekend.
        Strategy meeting tomorrow on new lines of attack.
        Remember you have to post 50 times per day minimum to get the base £50 per day.

  15. 30
    Ed says:

    I cost the country billions with my stupid green taxes.

    • 49
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

      Their has been no austerity for the fat cat bosses of the utility companies. Bills have risen some 40% since the coalition took power.

      If the coalition don’t force the profiteering utilities (gas,leccy,water) to slash their bills/tariffs by 20% between now and the election then Labour will win a comfortable working majority if they promise to renationalize water & power in their first bill through parliament.

      • 56
        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

        *There has been…

      • 114
        Anonymous says:

        Who are these people who cant grasp that prices rise ? do you really think that most of us are so thick that we change our votes depending how much utility bills are ? FFS come in to the real world !

        • 128
          Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

          Oil price is now lower that when the coalition took power, so why have gas & leccy bills risen some 40% in the last 3 years. Partly the coalition’s green energy nonsense but mostly profiteering by the greedy energy companies.

          Inflation rises would have seen only about a 9% rise in bills in the last 3 years.

          • A Voter says:

            Tax. I blame the government.

          • Fishy says:

            Because they are pegged to the value of the $…and the £ suffered a 25% devaluation under the reign of terror.

            That is a valuation when we were all suffering from Gordon’s (it not my fault it started in America) global crisis. Unfortunately for Britain the world markets looked at the UK and saw that our crisis was uniquely bigger than the rest of the worlds.

            Thanks Gordon, why don’t you just crawl off into a hole and die?

          • Gideon says:

            Anyone who has to pay the rising bills, presumably Anony you do not pay utility bills, by passing the electricity & gas meters or so rich the bills on the mat are like a light scattering dust on the floor, annoying but inconsequential.

          • a carer says:

            obviously not the tories

        • 187
          Conservative H Q says:

          Anon blue

          Good work – but for gods sake, lijke Lynton told you, try and keep the conversation away from the EU….

          We can’t let them realise all these carbon tax’s and windmills which are forced on us by the EU are the only reason elec and gas bills have doubled over the last 10 years, and why they will double again over the next 7 years.

          Keep it up..

  16. 31
    Owen Jones, Polly Toynbee, Laurie Penny says:

    Repeat after us: Islam is peace, Don’t be Islamaphobic, Islam is peace, Don’t be Islamaphobic, Islam is peace, Don’t be Islamaphobic.

    • 35
      Phobiaphobic says:

      Wanna close down a debate? Then stick a phobic on the end.

      It’s what all the Leftists have been trained to do.

    • 36
      T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

      A lie repeated often enough becomes the truth. Lenin.

      • 125
        Name-o-phobe says:

        True. His real real name was Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov.

        • 171
          Gideon says:

          He only lasted only less than 7 years after the revolution (the second revolution Oct 1917 the first one was in February 1917). It’s a bit strange but the first revolution was nobility revolution, the October revolution was a middle class revolution but only with the backing of the working (or peasant) class.

    • 177
      Ali Bongo says:

      Islam is piss, repeat twenty times then go back sleep.

  17. 32
    Mindbleach says:

    That picture needed a mindbleach warning. And who the fuck would want to buy the original?

  18. 34
    REALITY CHECK says:
    • 39
      Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    • 47
      Where is Gordon Brown? says:

      Mind you, Brown, Balls, Milibland were in government, ransacked the economy and still claim not to know about the damage they caused.

      • 53
        The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

        When Labour were in power they ignored what was happening in the press (hacking).
        They ignored what was happening in the banks.
        They ignored what was happening in NHS hospitals like Stafford.
        They ignored what was happening with immigration.
        They ignored what was happening with MPs expenses.

        So why should they bother about what was happening in their own party?

        • 127
          Judge Dreadful says:

          You are wrong. They knew of all those things and approved of them. They should be rounded up and shot.

      • 55
        lies damn lies and Labour says:

        Balls claimed on Toady that he didn’t know what McBride was up to.

      • 227
        Cor Blimey says:

        “I was just getting on with my job” Hillary Benn stated when asked if he knew about McBrides activities on bbc radio 4.
        Says it all really – like SS officers stating they were simply obeying orders.

  19. 37
    Shut the fuck up says:

    Just been on a bus. I swear there’s some congenital reason why black girls scream and shriek so fucking loudly in public.

    • 41
      Diane Fatbott says:

      Racist !

    • 51
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

      Perhaps she saw one of those burka clad daleks from the religion of peace, like the ones who murdered lots of innocent Kenyan men,women & children.

    • 54
      Living in 98.221% white Merseyside says:

      If I ever went to Londonistan again I would to prefer to use the Tube. Loud enough to drown people like that out a bit. Not as noisy as the Liverpool Loop though especially if the windows are open in hot weather. Guaranteed to give you an ‘eadache. The tunnels echo, the trains hum even louder than the St Petersburg Metro and because the line is mainly on a continual curve, my do the wheels grind and screech.

      Having said that we don’t have many black girls here.

      • 131
        Anonymous says:

        I can remember black people in Liverpool in the 1950`s.Families of sailors from all over the world i cant believe they arent still there.

        • 189
          Conservative H Q says:

          That’s £5 you’ve earned today so far – Well done !

        • 194
          Living in 98.221% white Merseyside says:

          Back in the 1970′s I used to think they all looked like John Conteh.

          Anyway, blacks have been in Liverpool for over 100 years and are mainly half-caste. Same with the Somalis and Yemenis.

      • 165
        Specs R Us says:

        What a load of bollocks you spout, Liverpool is still a seaport and it gets people of all hues from around the world and lots who live in Liverpool, are you from a Catholic seminary or maybe from a monastery somewhere, you certainly haven’t had a look around Liverpool 1, or the shopping area’s in Liverpool, maybe your problem is your colour blind and have no black and white definition.

    • 161
      Fishy says:

      They just have noisier orgasms

  20. 40
    Ed Miliband says:

    Mr McCluskey, when can I have a look at my conference speech that you and Mr Balls have written? I thought maybe I could contribute an “and” or an “it” here and there.

  21. 42
    Veiled Threat says:

    Terror raid ‘led by white widow’: Gang mastermind in veil barked orders at gunmen in mall massacre that left three Britons dead

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2429644/Terror-Kenya-Chilling-claim-shocking-picture-shows-terrified-little-girl-fleeing-mall-massacre.html

    • 60
      don't forget says:

      The murderers in Kenya are exactly the same as the “rebels” in Syria.

      • 122
        Casual Observer 2 says:

        Didn’t the Woolwich terrorists come from Kenya ?

        • 136
          let's not forget says:

          The “white widow” has evaded capture for years precisely
          because she moves anonymously, covered in a sheet.

        • 208
          They were M&N says:

          The Woolwich terrorists came from Nigeria – but that is mere pedantry.

      • 140
        Anonymous says:

        Do you blame them ? Assad is an unelected dictator, imagine having Tony, then son of Tony, then son of son of Tony, then Son of son of son of Tony ad infinitum ! I can see where the “rebels” are coming from !

        • 152
          Che says:

          So can I. It’s where they are going to that worries me.

        • 191
          Commen Sense says:

          Anon blue.

          You must support the mu r der of 2 million Christians in Syria which is the most likley outcome if the rebels win.

        • 193
          hu23-9h28h23 says:

          Anon

          I’m sure the victims of FGM would agree with your democratically elected alqeee da government.

          And so to would all the women locked up at home not allowed to go to school and forced to marry at 13.

          And so to would all the women either k i lled or who have acid thrown in their face due to matters of honour.

          You are deluded.

      • 190
        The BBC says:

        BBC Breaking News

        David Cameron has said the international community and the UK especially, must, absolutley must, support the rebel freedom fighters in Kenya trying to restore democratic shari’a law and order to the country.

        Cameron has proposed that we fire 500 ballistic missiles with the US at Kenya to get rid of their evil kafir government and therefore support the rebels in their noble cause of taking back control of the country.

        Cameron said I hope everybody in the UK and wider community will support this essential humanitarian effort.

        Donations to support the allll qeeeeda rebels can be made at all post offices and banks and will form a major part of charitable donations by the UK lottery “good causes” fund, children in need will also be making appropriate donations.

        Cameron with rare cross party Labour and Lib Dem support repeated, please give generously and support these brave and true freedom fighers.

    • 132
      Owen Jones says:

      Yet another benefit of multiculturalism.

  22. 50
    Islam is evil says:

    Surely they mean it’s the religion that leaves you in pieces.

  23. 52
    Joss Taskin says:

    If Red Ed is going to bring back socialism in Labour’s ‘One Nation’, will it be called National Socialism ?

    • 58
      I want to know says:

      Will it be like the 70′s when our bins weren’t emptied, the power went off and
      the trains didn’t work?

      • 61
        RED LEN says:

        YES !

      • 62
        nellnewman says:

        You forgot about not being able to bury our dead. And those of us with family in hospital had to take food into them because all the catering staff went on strike too.

        This is what militwit is promising us if we vote for him and put mcclusky into no10.

    • 94
      Ed Ballsup says:

      I do hope so. I’ve already got the uniform.

  24. 57
    LARD John Prescott of Mount Tracy Temple and the Ridings says:

    Where did you get that photo ?

  25. 59
    The Lady is learning says:
  26. 63
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Now we know what Ed Milliband was doing in that Friday caption contest picture.

    He was replacing every occurrence of “One Nation” with “One Vacci-Nation” :-)

  27. 64
    nellnewman says:

    I shall be buying damian’s forthcoming book – I shall keep it on a prominent shelf to keep reminding us of just how evil and incompetent labour were during those 13 years of terror.

    • 79
      make do and mend says:

      I wouldn’t want McBride to profit.
      Can’t you just photocopy the sleeve
      and wrap it around another book?

      • 105
        Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

        Wait a couple of months and get a copy from a charity shop for 99p.

  28. 68
    Knob Ed says:

    Ith not fair. People thay they want polithies and when I give them polithies they juth take the pith.

    • 93
      Commie McCluskey says:

      I dinna want no policies from you, yer wee twerp! Get me sandwiches and a cuppa, and get ‘em NOW!

  29. 69
    C4 says:

    [Geordie]Day two in the Nairobi shopping mall house and it’s looking good for Big Prophet’s men, they’ll soon be getting their 79 raisins. I expect there’s a bit of mess to clean up, Kim and Aggie will be giving their tips on getting blood out of everything. And now here’s the Islamic call be prayer, be praised!

    • 78
      Living in 98.221% white Merseyside says:

      What do the girls get – 79 Chippendales?

      • 88
        i just don't get it says:

        The poor people of Nairobi are suffering
        what those in Syria have had to endure
        for years.
        And Western politicians want to help those
        Muslims who enjoy murdering innocents.

        • 156
          Point of Information 7 says:

          Big water reserves found:

          h**p://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24049800

          And deals have been signed with Ch!na to develop pipelines:

          h**p://allafr!ca.com/stories/201309190035.html

          (Change: ! to i)

          The terrorists work for the West.

          Kenya is main operational base for C!A / M!6 in east Afr!ca.

          There is talk of a western in interest in naval bases, and the west / !srael’s preferred leader Od!nga was defeated in election earlier this year:

          h**p://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/features/2013/03/201331014341081445.html

          The election was not clean, and the election fraud case about Od!nga is being processed very quickly by the courts.

          Possible objective for the attack:

          Destabilize the country, get the Ch!nese out and then exploit the mineral resources.

          • Chess played by other countries says:

            You mean the English to re-exploit the Kenyan mineral resources or the Americans or Germans, oh Is rael’s involved all those countries will be involved while Is rael looks on innocently.

        • 166
          Pick litter for bennies says:

          “British national”terrorists now operate worldwide.Maybe the US should fly drones over Birminghamistan,Bradfordistan,Londonistan and Tipton.

  30. 70
    To Far says:

    Ed Miliband no longer has a blank “policy paper” ….It’s now full of text that’s been crossed out!

    • 82
      Living in 98.221% white Merseyside says:

      Just keep looking after us poor souls on bennies and pensions Ed.

      Now, I think it’s time to go on Amazon.

  31. 73
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Following Paolo Di Canio’s dismissal as manager of Sunderland Football Club, Nick Griffin is said to be lined up as a replacement.

  32. 75
    Steve Miliband says:

    Ed on the EU “We’ve set out a very, very clear position on this – but we’ll set out our position at the election.”

  33. 80
    Steve Miliband says:

    Looking forward to Gordon’s speech to the Labour Party Conference

  34. 81
    Ed Miliwit says:

    Just been Googling for socialist policy and have come across solid gold – Labour’s 2003 election manifesto!

    I shall use my conference speech to launch “The New, New Hope for Britain”.

  35. 84
    Sweaty Bad Era says:

    Shriti: without question a loyal Brown-ite

  36. 85
    Owen Jones says:

    You’ll never hear me condemn islam. But you will hear me twat on incessantly about imperialism and other key phrases I and my leftie friends love to use. Why express horror at the murder of innocent people in Kenya when instead I can say “Imperialism, Tories, America, Imperialism, American imperialism, Imperialist Tories”. There, that’s my piece for The Independent done. Another nice fat cheque in the post. It’s great being a champagne socialist.

    • 90
      Living in 98.221% white Merseyside says:

      The cheques will keep coming your as long as you have a nice future behind you Owen.

  37. 86
    fredflotbot says:

    so we know what D Flabott been doing at westminster.

  38. 89
    Ed "Bring Back Socialism" Milliband says:

    One Vacci-Nation One Vacci-Nation One Vacci-Nation One Vacci-Nation One Vacci-Nation One Vacci-Nation One Vacci-Nation One Vacci-Nation One Vacci-Nation One Vacci-Nation One Vacci-Nation One Vacci-Nation One Vacci-Nation One Vacci-Nation One Vacci-Nation One Vacci-Nation One Vacci-Nation One Vacci-Nation One Vacci-Nation One Vacci-Nation One Vacci-Nation One Vacci-Nation One Vacci-Nation One Vacci-Nation One Vacci-Nation One Vacci-Nation One Vacci-Nation

  39. 91
    Gordon Brown MP says:

    While I was screwing the country I was completely unaware my spin doctor was screwing my political rivals. Truly. Nurse!

  40. 96
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    The Economy is not flat lining but Ed Balls is fat lying, as in he’s a fat lying c’unt :-)

  41. 101
    Gordon Brown MP says:

    Last night I dreamed that somebody loved me. I rolled over and there was Damian, last night’s curry still smeared all over his lips. I think it was curry.

    Nurse!

  42. 102
    nellnewman says:

    So is gordon going to issue a statement saying he knew nothing about mcbride’s activities?

    • 108
      Gordon Brown MP says:

      I knew nothing about McPoison’s activities. That’s that sorted.

      Nurse!

      • 147
        lend us a tenner says:

        Whether Brown knew is irrelevant now.

        What’s important is that the current Labour
        leadership of Miliband and Balls were scheming,
        plotting and back-stabbing,while our economy
        headed for the rocks.

  43. 103
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    I wear my gold cross around my neck…Because this is a Christian country..

  44. 107
    Max Clifford says:

    Rolf Harris has arrived at court for his first appearance facing sexual offences charges.

  45. 110
    Plane speaking says:

    Looks like reverse thrust has occured

  46. 112
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !! UTTER NONSENSE, WHAT ABOUT GORDON’S MONEY TREES ?


  47. 115

    Exactly how much is Damian’s arse, hanging on your wall, likely to set you back?

    102407

  48. 117
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Chocolate croissants ??

    • 119
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

      I thought he’d be scoffing the chocolate logs ;-)

    • 123
      Max Clifford says:

      What a shit he is !!

      • 199
        hu23-9h28h23 says:

        Although looking at Cameron’s fat face its him whose been eating all the pies !!!!!

        On Sunday politics yesterday there was a clip of him at the last GE TV hustings, he was looking positivley thin.

        Nowadays he’s lost control of his eating and must have put on at least 3 stone.

        Probably why his “team” have told him to go running and lose some weight before the 2015 otherwise it looks like he’s lost control of himself and the country…

  49. 124
    George Osborne in accounts says:

    ‘I’ve no problem being a socialist,’ says David Cameron.

  50. 126
  51. 133
    Cornish Pilchard says:

    So she was a lady of colour then?

  52. 135
    Living in 100% white village in Cheshire says:

    No brewers droop then?

  53. 138
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    WTF ??!!

    • 145
      Lordy says:

      Because they are coming to a consensus to reject Europe and kick out the illegals. Politicians, do catch up.

      • 158
        Anonymous says:

        You catch up ! we will never reject Europe as it would be suicide for the country ! some people shouldnt be allowed to vote !

        • 164
          Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

          Staying in the EU is comprehensive suic!de for any country.

          Does one detect a whiff of panic from CCHQ this morning ?

          • Someone says:

            CCHQ are too stupid to panic. Dave will fail to deliver on the EU (Merkel will not be able to make the concessions required). Though he may survive the next general election and the Scottish independence vote, Dave will lose the British people and the EU referendum and that will be the end of him.

        • 200
          A sign of things to come... says:

          Swap German for UK, and Merkel for Cameron and Sept 2013 for May 2015

          http://www.thecommentator.com/article/4171/german_eurosceptics_cost_merkel_her_majority

        • 202
          Anonymous says:

          There speaks CCHQ again.

        • 205
          The Facts says:

          But we trade much less with the EU, than the rest of the world !!!

          If we left the EU, we could continue to trade with the small EU via the EFTA.

          Which would then free the UK to agree trade agreements with the rest of the World which the EU currently prevents us from doing…

          Leaving the EU would liberate UK’s trade and be a significant generator of wealth, prosperity and jobs.

          Ending the restrictive EU trade agreements (CAP payments) and leaving is essential for a forward looking country.

  54. 139
    George Osborne in accounts says:

    “It was quite important to reassure you that I am in fact more than a dress” -David Cameron,the one term Prime Minister speaks on his favourite topic,same sex marriage.

  55. 150
    Fishy says:

    Balls and Hammer and Sickleband have found yet another use for a levy on banks…free childcare for the workers.

    Mums-set are lapping it up as are the BBC. I think that I’ll open a tax funded nursery in Primrose Hill to cater for little Tarquin, Costanza and their mummies.

    By my reckoning, to date Balls-up, has said that he will use the Bank tax for;

    25 hours free childcare
    100,000 Youth employment guarantee
    25,000 More social housing
    Reverse the VAT cut
    National Insurance cut for small employers
    Pay for Tuition fees

    I hope that the banks are able to make enough profit to fund Milipede’s Socialist Utopia

    • 163
      Casual Observer 2 says:

      Given the states obvious issues with existant child care, what parent in their right mind would want to leave their children in a state run day care facility ?

      You can see the scene being set for the next generation of major child abuse cases.

      Would it perhaps not be wiser to propose policies that allow parents to raise their children normally, rather than have the state confiscate them for abuse and indoctrination at the tax payers expense ?

      • 218
        REALWORLDER says:

        We are not discussing parents in their right minds here, this is designed to appeal to those who have been brainwashed into believing that it is the responsibility of the tax payer to support their children.

    • 206
      The Facts says:

      We could probably fund all that and more, if we left the EU via Article 50 and stopped paying £50m per day in fees to the EU ?

      We could contine to trade with the EU via the EFTA.

      Trading with the World, and not being hampered by the restrictive EU trade agreements is what this country is crying out for.

      • 219
        REALWORLDER says:

        We do not need article 50 or any other crap to reassert our sovereignty,just a simple act of parliament would suffice!!!

        • 222
          Amonymous says:

          No, you are wrong.
          Leaving like that would create uncertainty and stop trade with the EU.

          You need the 2 years that article 50 gives you to sort out EFTA membership and details.

          People like you who say leave immediately either have no clue, or are liblabcon or EU stooges flying false flags to try and stir up fear of leaving the EU.

          Try again or bugger off.

    • 230
      Passing stranger says:

      BBC never mentioned Labour’s apprentices scheme this morning after being all over it like a rash over the weekend.
      Dumb as, as dumb is.
      Wonder which fake joker the BBC will pull out and promote from Labour’s shoddy policies hat.

  56. 153
    Russ says:

    Interesting view on history this morning from Mr Balls on Radio Four…
    He appeared to blame the economic problems that Labour inherited in 1945 on the previous Tory PM (A certain Winston Churchill) forgeting that Britain had just fought a very expensive 6 year war against Nazi Germany. Obviously wasn’t taught during his history lessons during his expensive public school education

    • 168
      Fishy says:

      More like the 1945 Socialist Government pissed all of the Marshall Plan money up against a wall.

      Marxist-lite Britain, the biggest recipient of US aid spent its money on nationalisation, benefits and the creation of a National Death Service.

      Germany used its money to invest in rebuilding its industries, infrastructure and economy.

      Balls is right, the impact of those decisions can be seen today…but not in the way that the idiot claims it to be.

      • 209
        The Facts says:

        Agreed.

        But I’m not sure even “Conservatives” see it like that now.

        The current crop of “Turncoat Tories” are more closely aligned from an idealogical perspective with Socialist ideals than at anytime in the last 100 years.

        • 217
          well there's a surprise says:

          The Toady presenter, I think it was Justin Webb, allowed
          Balls to get away with making ridiculous statements re.
          the post war administration.

        • 220
          REALWORLDER says:

          From new Labour to blue Labour.

          • The BBC says:

            Breaking News

            Samantha Cameron to get more involved in UK politics by standing as a Labour MP.

            Samantha said, my husband will give me incredible support with this.

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    not a machine says:

    eagle eyed viewrs will get it ……

    anyhow heres my copy of the brighton bash times
    Ed strolls on with piece of lino under his arm places it on floor lights dim (music for billy jean fires up) on he walks cocked trilby and glitter glove (moonwalking) fitting in childcare and not working (grabs crotch looks agonised from left to right) “office of budget responsibility is not my lover” up tempo (spins on lino does backtrack and spining turtle) “becaause i,me bad ime bad bad bad ” with chukka joining in ….. shambooo hee heee “whose bad”

    I am very grate full for the responses to my question about what music should be played after eds closing speech previous ones are “movin on up ” which on closer inspection lyrically matched quite a lot of labours time in office . sugesstions so far “the o0ld bamboo” (done in the jaunty dick van dyke style) , flash bang wallop , tell me lies tell me sweet little lies but this years winners is a very nice letter from a Mrs Dromey of london …. she suggests chuck berries “my ding a ling ” with audience particpation , thankyou mrs dromey i am sure a lot of impoverished people will be right along with your thoughts on that one …

    however edballs admission he was socialist was funny , not as funny as Steven timms admission that the labour party now do god , I paused and wondered what Christine Blowhard would make of it , I mean after making and army of athiest NGO heads , must be a bit of let down to tell them after decades of completely denying it should even be taught and sending out your urlich high to rubbish god . I mean after doing God in , they now do god , must be those poll ratings every little helps ehhh . Still bit confusing after decades of indoctrination that socialism is a competing theory , but then we come to the substance , yes its multi faith and Mr tims has been stabbed by a monthiests so perhaps he prefers it , back to panthiesm it is then for labour …… mmmm then if history does repeat itself roll on the next constantine ….

    anyhow if i was Dave i would be pondering somthing like a salvo from the USS missourie , wait and see its all policy rashness so far which to me looks like a gamble , after years of no budget and not saying anything policy wise and agreeing to conservative spending plans (which they play down) its all had the resus pads and jolted to life , I dont know I think I prefer selective targeting , dont forget how damaging andy burnhams response to the eldery hospital care damaged both him and labour , his denial was truly a moment in labours history or at least pirced some bullshit spin about what was happening .
    wait and see , looks thin but projected to me so far
    night night

  59. 179
    How desperate would you have to be to pork that fat cunt McPoison? says:

    Whoever he fucked, I wonder if she’s shriti in bed, I mean shitty.

  60. 181
    Reality Check says:

    It’s all over for the ConDems.

    • 211
      Coming to the UK soon......... says:

      A perfect opportunity for the ConLab in the UK ???

      The UK can have a right left coalition, just like Merkel.

      Merkel is forced into a humiliating coalition with the left due to her inability to attract a majority and strong perforamnce from the Eurosceptic AfD party.

      Coming to the UK soon……….

      • 231
        Just Saying says:

        Not even worthy of a comment.

        • 234
          Anonymous says:

          When the conservatives lose the GE cause UKIP steal crucial votes in marginal seats, and labour wins the GE… Maybe then you’ll have something to say.

          In all fairness its all the conservatives deserve given they’ve abandoned all conservative policies and surrendered our sovereignty to the EU like the traitors they are.

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    Willy Vague says:

    Oh forget it, it not worth it.

  63. 195
    Ippikin says:

    Oh dear, that’s put right off my bite sized sgredded wheat.

  64. 201
    Looking at the legs says:

    Is that McBride in Scotland?

  65. 203
    Ippikin says:

    Methinks the artist is a mate of Damien’s. Looking at the proportionality of picture and the position of the good lady’s ‘oh be joyful’, unless he had a todger that was at least 2 feet long, he is achieving nothing more exciting than vainly poking at the sheets.
    I suspect this yet another example of his version of pin the tail in the donkey.


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