September 18th, 2013

WATCH: BBC Presenter Mistakes Paper For iPad


  1. 1
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    Unfair to pick on a chap undergoing Ream Therapy.

  2. 2
    Eastender says:


  3. 3
    iWaste says:

    He’s now worried about what he sent to the office shredder.

  4. 4
    Labour2015Manifesto says:

    Imagine starting with a blank sheet of paper and develop from there.

  5. 5
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    It’s his lunch.

  6. 6
    Mrsshitrit says:

    Very glad to see the BBC are making savings

  7. 7
    you must be 'avin a laugh says:

    A4 gone conclusion?

  8. 8
    Gerry Mandering. says:

    The stories running in the background may shuggeth shomething.

  9. 9
    Fishy says:

    Excellent, + 210 x 297

  10. 10
    iBBC says:

    Must be his iNotepad.

  11. 11
    Sunny Jim says:

    Reported he was ‘tired’… yeah, right…

  12. 12
    the Bubonic Plague says:

    here’s your fool’s cap

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    very funny

  14. 14
    Jethro says:

    …it’s quite an acQUIREd taste. Mind you, if he’s a dunce, he should wear a foolscap.

  15. 15
    Paul says:

    Maybe he’ll turn over a new leaf? I think, A4 I am.

  16. 16
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Shouts after recorded report starts: “Here’s the pack of paper I picked up for you!”

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Very useful – stops any infuriating arm waving a la Marr.
    Not sure about his toupe, though.

  18. 18
    Corinth says:

    A2 brute

  19. 19
    Mick says:

    Nice one!

  20. 20
    Anonymous says:

    An A1 response!

  21. 21
    Witty Moniker says:

    Just shows what a bloody waste of time and money they are*.

    But hey, it’s only the licence fee payers’ money.

    Trebles and underage kiddies all round!

    *Both presenter’s iPads and the BBC in general.

  22. 22
    BBC - Biased Boring Corporation says:

    “Frank and file officers” Hmmmm BBC elocution lessons needed – mark in file.

  23. 23
    Tommy Twp says:

    A0 A0, its off to work he goes…

  24. 24
    broderick crawford says:

    Software updates cursed by evil leprechaun

    A WICKED leprechaun has cursed all of mankind’s software updates to fail dismally.

    After Apple’s iOS 7 launch misfired, it emerged that all attempts to release new versions of software are subject to a supernatural curse.

    Computer folklorist Emma Bradford said: “There was once a wicked leprechaun called Seamus, who worked as a programmer making ZX Spectrum games in the 80s.

    “However he was sacked for creating a perverted game called Dirty Princess.

    “The little man retaliated by putting a curse on mankind that no software could be ever be updated without it turning into a massive balls up.

    “And so it came to pass.”

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    I dreamed a ream

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